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i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

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favourite looks from f(x)’s red light era ♡

[1/?] krystal + all night (140705)

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surely, no matter when you’re everything, still my everything it was a transient miracle, like snow that fell in the middle of summer

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“I saw your browser history.”

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

❛ Really? Did you find anything interesting? ❜ a brow quirks up in curiousity, his head cocked to the right as chocolate doe eyes look at the man, waiting for an answer. 

 While the fact that someone has actually seen his browser history doesn’t bother him even a tiny bit, the thing that irritated him was that someone invaded his privacy. However, Jaejoong will let it slide this one time - he was far too exhausted to deal with it.

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a chuckle leaves him, shaking his head at her. ❛ oh please, you won’t get addicted to them, trust me. i am pretty sure you’ll have withdrawal symptoms because i won’t be around you, not because of the cigarettes, m’dear. ❜ 

( — ♡ ) ❝ i’m going to get addicted to those things just by being around you, you know. its weird, i don’t even mind the smell or the smoke or anything. i’ve gotten so used to the cigarette smell with you, that its almost comforting. but still, watch, one day you’ll be away from me for too long and i’ll have withdrawal symptoms without ever having touched one. ❞

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His head whips in the direction of the unknown gentle voice, obviously startled. ❛ Ah-- I was just, wondering if a friend was here yet. ❜

“Who are you looking at?”

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Basic Angst Starters

because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.

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xx

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& - because we always need some twin love present.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ sms : twinjae ] I LOVE YOU A LOT. 

[ sms : twinjae ] SO MY LOVE FOR YOU SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET YOU THROUGH SHIT 

[ sms : twinjae ] hehehheheHE 

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ø

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ sms : shinomiya-san ] I think I need to apologize to you– 

[ sms : shinomiya-san ] Because, when we met & we started talking 

[ sms : shinomiya-san ] I thought you were a girl, the entire time– 

[ sms : shinomiya-san ] & then it hit me–

[ sms : shinomiya-san ] So, in short– I’m sorry that I thought that you were a girl– 

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$

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ sms : unknown ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ sms : unknown ] I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CHANGED NUMBERS MONTHS AGO

[ sms : unknown ] AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TELL ME 

[ sms : unknown ] I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU PIGHEAD 

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$

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ sms : subprof ] mate, today we have with that substitute professor.

[ sms : subprof ] let’s just not go to his class because he is quite.. boring & annoying as well

[ sms : subprof ] ..holy fuck- 

[ sms : subprof } sup, professor shim-? how you doing today--?

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im a shitty rp partner tho

sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied

sometimes i reply 147 years later

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"I think you are..."

Finish in my ask anon or not. I’m curious as fuck.

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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

“I saw your browser history.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing?”

“We’ve already tried this.”

“You don’t even know what you’re doing.”

“Beyonce isn’t that great.”

“How many times do I have to tell you?”

“You have five seconds…”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”

“Is this where you live?”

“… Why are your hands down your pants?”

“Is that a lobster?”

“You’re late on child support.”

“You never go ass to mouth.”

“One ring to rule them all…”

“He doesn’t even go here!”

“Did you just take that?”

“Is that a unicorn?”

“You’re a muggle.”

“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“Were you going through my computer?!”

“Are you pregnant?”

“You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”

“Shut up.”

“I know you’re having an affair.”

“They’re dead.”

“Voldemort isn’t dead.”

“Let me see your phone.”

“I can’t believe it’s over.”

“How high are you right now?”

“I was with someone.”

“It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”

“Why do you think we never worked out?”

“What went wrong?”

“You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m having an affair.”

“Too little too late.”

“Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”

“You said we could get a puppy.”

“I need to move out.”

“You ordered a moon bounce?”

“Don’t you want me?”

“Meeting your mother changed my life.”

“Janitor’s closet NOW.”

“Is that for sale?”

“Do you want to get a drink sometime?”

“Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”

“He has a knife!”

“I was on an episode of Cops once.”

“Are you a hoarder?”

“We’re alone out here, you know?”

“I killed her.”

“I need to go.”

“Why did you invite me to your wedding?”

“You always do this!”

“You’re the master of excuses.”

“Did you hire a stripper?”

“I just got out of jail.”

“It was you all along?”

“I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

“Were you ever happy?”

“You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

“This is it.”

“I can’t believe it’s you.”

“We’re getting evicted.”

“I know who you are.”

“I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”

“They’re going to kill me.”

“You had sex with a serial killer.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I didn’t love you anyways.”

“That was the worst day ever.”

“That was the best day ever.”

“Is this your first date?”

“I’ve never been kissed before.”

“You’re famous!”

“I can’t see you anymore.”

“What’re you here for?”

“It’s always been you.”

“If this were a movie…”

“Are you high?”

“Stick a sock in it.”

“You’re better off without me.’

“I’m better off without you.”

“You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”

“What do you want?”

“Fuck it.”

“That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”

“Who ARE you anymore?”

“Can I get a refill?”

“Well you don’t see that everyday.”