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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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when you’re nonbinary and bisexual

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Call for propaganda!

For species-level run-off polls, I want propaganda to add to the main polls! Propaganda may include bird facts, personal observations, photos, or video links. If I receive an excess of propaganda for one bird, I will pare it down to a reasonable amount. Please submit via the ask box.

I am currently calling for propaganda on the following:

Nothura: White-bellied nothura vs. Spotted nothura

Eudyptes: Macaroni penguin vs. Northern rockhopper penguin vs. Fiordland penguin

Spheniscus: African penguin vs. Humboldt penguin

Ardenna: Sooty shearwater vs. Flesh-footed shearwater vs. Great shearwater

Pelecanoides: Peruvian diving petrel vs. Magellanic diving petrel

Calonectris: Streaked shearwater vs. Cape Verde shearwater

Thalassarche: Chatham albatross vs. Campbell albatross vs. Buller's albatross vs. Shy albatross

Mycteria: Yellow-billed stork vs. Wood stork

Ciconia: White stork vs. Asian wooly-necked stork vs. Abdim's stork

Phalacrocorax: Little black cormorant vs. Australian pied cormorant vs. Great cormorant

Threskiornis: Australian white ibis vs. Straw-necked ibis

Theristicus: Buff-necked ibis vs. Andean ibis

Bostrychia: Hadada ibis vs. Spot-breasted ibis

Dendrocygna: White-faced whistling duck vs. Wandering whistling duck vs. Black-bellied whistling duck

Cygnus: Trumpeter swan vs. Black swan

Anser: Emperor goose vs. Swan goose vs. Greylag goose vs. Ross's goose

Branta: Canada goose vs. Red-breasted goose

Tadorna: Australian shelduck vs. Paradise shelduck

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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL

our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much

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Artist, researcher, and botanist Chriss Cass and his giant water lilies.

Shot on medium format CineStill 400Dynamic and Kodak Portra 160 in São Paulo, Brazil. May 2025.

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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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"These somewhat similar statues/buildings across the world PROVE they were all made by one group!" (usually ancient aliens or a unknown ancient empire) theories are always pretty unconvincing, but the greatest is this meme of identical Olmec heads in Mexico and Ethiopia, which doesn't even bother to crop out the plaque saying "from the people of Mexico to the people of Ethiopia, 2010". Like why bother

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that post that's like "what's wrong with joining the army to kill people ain't that the point" always reminds me of how a few years into the iraq war this volunteer american soldier gave an interview to the washington post where he said exactly that and candidly confessed to having already killed someone for fun but being disappointed by how easy and unexciting he felt it was, and a month later he planned and participated in a gang rape and massacre of a little girl and her family. average poor dumb kid from little old usa just trying to afford college

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liking 3 of my posts in a row….. why don’t you just throat every inch of my dick 🙄