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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man
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People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.
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I am constantly hurt by the callousness with which people dismiss the harm of restricting adult content and porn, only concerned about the knock-on effects for queer people and radical political groups. Sex workers ourselves matter just as much as non sex working queer people and leftists.
We are not canaries in the coal mine whose deaths you can dismiss while you frame groups you actually care about as the sole human casualties of these policies. I need you to care that laws like the Online Safety Act lead sex workers to have to return to abusive third parties to find clients or to work in brothels we hate or to such poverty that we starve. I need you to care about payment processors refusing to pay out for adult content because it means sex workers cannot rely on online work when selling sex in-person becomes too much for our bodies or too risky.
Please care about sex workers' suffering, rather than only the fact your favourite queer game was de-listed from itch.io and that you have to use a VPN to access adult subreddits without giving your ID now.
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Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.
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Reno Gazette-Journal, Nevada, September 16, 1950
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for the longest time I couldn’t understand the purpose of cuno and cunoese in the disco narrative until I’ve started working at a local order pickup point and got my own two gremlins to imprint on me
jesus fuck. these two dipshits barged into my pickup point ant started destroying e v e r y t h i n g around and i was so appalled i just. fucking stared into the distance for a while. until they pulled out of their pockets like five vapes and started puffing in my face and then suggested that I buy one from them for a good deal and I laughed at their faces like “you think I can’t buy myself a vape?” and these two fuckos blinked at me in unison and said yes. today they asked what my degree’s at I said arts and they followed “and now you work at a pickup point” FUUUUUCCKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU ONE DAY ILL BE NORMAL AGAIN
the feeling of being humbled on your work hours by nine year olds is. incomparable
anyway the point is that now I’m their bestie against my will. they visit me every day after school and somehow they fucking vape less now. because they don’t want to disappoint me. like what. I’m a fucking smoker myself where did you get this wisdom from. they hug me hello and goodbye.
today one of them begged me for a puff and I was like no one day you’ll want to live a longer life and he goes actually I don’t wanna live. ever since my dad has died I feel like there’s no one else who can love me anymore. and I was like. one day you’ll grow up and you’ll be here for yourself by your own side and no one will harm you. your dad loved you. your brother who beats you is a weak idiot who can’t step up and fill his shoes. give me back my vape
like. the writers captured the raw batshit bonkers honesty and devastation of lost kids and didn’t forget to make them call you a fag. and after they’re done with you you’re left alone with all this bs that you wish you’ve been told before and hope those are the right things to say now.
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DNI if you:
Got it from Agnes
Got it from Jim
Got it from Louise (we all agree)
Got it from Harry
Got it from Marie
Got it from me (everybody knows!)
Got it from Daphne
Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)
Gave it to Sheila
Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)
Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)
Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)
Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)
Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)
Got it from Agnes
Or maybe it was sue?
Or Millie
Or Billie
Or Gillie
Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)
Got it at the club
Or at the pub
Or in the loo
And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!
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late as always but happy birthday superman <33
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Leave it to a guy being a grump about the ren faire to almost make me log in to my defunct reddit account.
For someone concerned about "historical accuracy" you would think they would know that rennaisance faires were started by the Rennaisance Pleasure Faire of Southern California in 1962 by blacklisted Hollywood fags and commies. If you didn't want to dance around with fairies in the woods you should have joined your local civil war reenactors
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The internet has become a difficult place for NSFW artists and creators to navigate in recent years, but Pillowfort is and will continue to be a home for NSFW communities, providing robust tools to curate and share what you love.
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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries
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These are so much fun to make oh my goodness. Anyway… more Trucy and Mr. Hat….




Fratpollo. You agree.
Source: Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes!
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Rest in peace Tom Lehrer, remember that on this website (for now! who knows how long it'll stay up!) you can stream and download all of his music as MP3s, as well as the pdfs of all his lyrics and sheet music.
He irrevocably relinquished all copyrights to his music back in...2020? I think? Save it, remix it, parody it, do whatever the hell you want with it......
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Tom Lehrer, Musical Satirist With a Dark Streak, Dies at 97
this should be a working gift link
Tom Lehrer, the Harvard-trained mathematician whose wickedly iconoclastic songs made him a favorite satirist in the 1950s and ’60s on college campuses and in all the Greenwich Villages of the country, died on Saturday at his home in Cambridge, Mass. He was 97.
"When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. But don't you worry. No more ashes, no more sackcloth, And an armband made of black cloth Will some day never more adorn a sleeve: For if the bomb that drops on you Gets your friends and neighbors too, There'll be nobody left behind to grieve."
from We Will All Go Together When We Go
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Hello! I made a dress from scratch for the Renaissance Faire. It took me six months to make the chemise, hoop skirt, under skirt, over skirts, French knot embroidered bodice, crown and jewelry. I am very excited to wear it this year despite how serious I look in the photos!



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