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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist

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old butch daniel craig compilation

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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

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While the devil wears prada (2006) takes an important note out of miss congeniality (2000)'s book and asks the important question of "can you forcefem a cis girl?" in this essay, I will argue that miranda would have had more success if she had tried forcemascing andy

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“I’m gonna feed it to the fuckin lions and then im gonna laugh” and the whole begging at Lestat’s feet scene are obviously oscar worthy, but by far the Louis/Jacob moment that hit me the hardest was the little “ha. this is hard.” that was probably the most honest Louis has been to the audience in the entire show. and by gd u could feel it

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sorry.

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This guy sucks lets all have sex with him at the same time until he dies

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What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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SCREAM dir. Wes Craven, 1996

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MY GOLDEN BLOOD

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"Are you asking, maître?"

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sorry.

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Cute date idea