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Oh boy John Egbert lad, I am absolutely not frustrated with you in the slightest for your prank! But I would like to propose that we have a physical altercation on television for some good marketing! -jake

no tv cameras.

just two guys in western outfits, water balloons and water guns.

i won’t go easy on you jake!

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i’ll frame it on my fridge.

what an honor.

hey karkat! what’re you going to get me for my birthday?

- @ectosbiologlst

JOHN? YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR ANOTHER...

WAIT, *WHAT*!?

Seems that Karkat's woken up, then.

OKAY- I- FUCK. SORRY. NOW I FEEL LIKE A BIGGER FECULENT ASSHOLE THAN USUAL, GREAT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. NO ONE WOKE ME UP! IS THIS THE NATURAL CONSEQUENCE OF GOING WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEP?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN SENDIFICATE STUFF FROM THE METEOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE I CAN DO ASIDE FROM MAKE A HORRIBLE DRAWING OR WRITE EAR-BLEEDINGLY MAUDLIN POETRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT EGBERT, FOR ME TO GRACE YOUR AURICULAR NODES WITH THE DULCET TONES OF MY PITIFULLY AMATEUR ATTEMPTS AT HEARTFELT POETRY? I'LL FUCKING DO IT.

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yes, actually.

a poem sounds great.

it will make up for the fact that you forgot my birthday, which is a crime punishable by death on earth.

so you’re lucky i am so forgiving!

(hehehehehehe)

hey karkat! what’re you going to get me for my birthday?

- @ectosbiologlst

JOHN? YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR ANOTHER...

WAIT, *WHAT*!?

Seems that Karkat's woken up, then.

OKAY- I- FUCK. SORRY. NOW I FEEL LIKE A BIGGER FECULENT ASSHOLE THAN USUAL, GREAT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. NO ONE WOKE ME UP! IS THIS THE NATURAL CONSEQUENCE OF GOING WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEP?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN SENDIFICATE STUFF FROM THE METEOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE I CAN DO ASIDE FROM MAKE A HORRIBLE DRAWING OR WRITE EAR-BLEEDINGLY MAUDLIN POETRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT EGBERT, FOR ME TO GRACE YOUR AURICULAR NODES WITH THE DULCET TONES OF MY PITIFULLY AMATEUR ATTEMPTS AT HEARTFELT POETRY? I'LL FUCKING DO IT.

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are there dentists in the new world? bc i think you might need braces

after i made you a homemade lasagna because you told me you never had homemade food before?

this is how you repay me?

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>:)

>:B to you too!

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John, what is the purpose of a rubber duck

it keeps you company when you’re in a bath!

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HEY! HEY WHO FLIPPED THE GIANT CHANGE ART STYLE LEVER?! THAT'S ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES!

Nice try asshole! Everyone knows that it’s not a lever but a dope ass button!

Hey wait. What are you doing? Stop fucking with it!

Nice going!

Now he’s all glitched out.

Whatever, it’ll fix eventually.

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lEt Me OuT oF tHe FrIdGe! >:0(

it’s not up to me.

i don’t know much about what happened with you and your friends, so i can’t be the one to decide.

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happy birthday, john! it's been fun seeing you on disgrub, and i couldn't have asked for a cooler self bro.

-june

it’s nice talking to all of you!

also really refreshing to get perspectives from other versions of my friends!

happy birthday june!

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birthday vibes.

thanks everyone who sent me birthday wishes!

i am sending everyone a bag of gushers that will definitely come in the mail!

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Happy early birthday! Make sure to stand in your bedroom.

it’s weird being back here.

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YOU THERE BOY

IT BE ME

THINE PEE ESS FIEVE

SPEAKING TO YOU FROM OUTSIDE YOUR BRAIN

LISTEN TO ME BOY

DO A WINDY THING

hell fucking yes!

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John please help that poor little consort that just crashed into a pole his long snout might be damaged!

he’s fine! he took a big huge bonk on the head, but he’s naking away now!

i also helped myself to some sugar free lollipops.

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Which it's better!! Cereal first or milk first. Or ice.

you’re crazy if you put ice in cereal!!

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sO YOU'RE LIKE, a JOHN FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE?

,,,,

wHAT STUFF DO YOU HATE?

-@poorlydrawntavros

it’s weird you started off with a question on the things i hate!

but nobody usually asks these questions to me so i’ll humor you.

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John I humbly request that you go back to that large purrbeast you saw three days ago that ate the troll scout. The purr beast was large and adorable

it didn’t eat her!

she kept the small troll child safe!

also it’s really fluffy!

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Well, at least it's better than the classic white background!

your eyes just got flash banged.

you’re welcome!