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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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when you’re a gay hrothgar and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian “miqo'te” friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is the quicksand. because you’re cats.)
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Tech-inept GF tries to perform routine maintenance on her tech GF...
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wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a s
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i love tumblr and posting. staff please don't slash my tires
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