edd-steals-cola
edd-steals-cola
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: idk he gets like that sometimes
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: he has brain damage he doesn't remember you
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:...
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:...
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:..*sets the drink down* no I'm not...*sighs* it's ok tom I'm not him
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: !!tom-
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: *lifts it up high*
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: stay away from them
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: >:0*ready to beat up tord*
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:*grabs it* stop
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:*grabs him *
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: !!!! *runs down the street looking for tom*
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: yeah because letting you help has worked out great in the past
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: >:/
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: no one
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob:...*shuts the door in his face*
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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edd-steals-cola · 2 years ago
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Jacob: hey tom..
* later at the house*
Matt: * helping decorating the house*… Jacob me Tord and Edd all had memory loss at some point I promise we know what we’re doing and Tord has an invention that can he-* sees marriage documents on the table*… you and Tom are getting married?
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