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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

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“Get that boy’s name.”

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My new album cover

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SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1.05 - A Halloween Story

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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

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had to make this thing

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have you guys seen the interview where ringo was sick so they brought out this random girl who kind of looked like him and pretended she was ringo. funniest thing ever actually no notes

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tiny smeemo clone

YESSSSS........ YESSSSS!!!!!!! pulled straight from the ground root vegetable style

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Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz, Head, 1968

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“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

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king shit !!!

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Nixon is one of our most dramatic and Shakespearean presidents, and so is Trump. Insane to think about.