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the choctaw vampire hunters in sinners, photographed by eli joshua adé, smpsp.

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𝙼𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝚄𝙽𝚂𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 - wayne munson, eddie munson, the soon-to-be mrs. munson, and you, who wants no part of any of this. one big happy family, right?

𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 - approx. 60k

𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 - 18+ content, stepcest (eddie is the reader's step-cousin, but they behave more similarly to step-siblings), loss of parents (not during the story, but it's referenced), drug use, angst fluff and smut all to come

don't forget to read individual chapter warnings! minors dni <3

chapter 1 - welcome to my nightmare

chapter 2 - fight fire with fire

chapter 3 - louder than hell

chapter 4 - photograph

chapter 5 - stone in love

chapter 6 - manic monday

chapter 7 - want some, need some

chapter 8 - shot in the dark

chapter 9 - head over heels

chapter 10 - all the love in the world

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Mario Testino “Undressed,” 2007.

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under my regime everyone will be given one (1) ball-jointed doll and forced to make little outfits for her

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Samantha Mumba at the UK film premiere of “Spider-Man 2” at the Odeon Leicester Square in London, 2004 

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you’ve got to embrace being weird or else you’re going to die both spiritually and for real life

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*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

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Julia de Ruvo

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i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

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the year is 2023. you log into tumblr. you see a post saying that taylor lautner starred in a taylor swift music video and then came out onstage during her tour and did a series of unplanned, spontaneous blackflips just because he felt like it. you check to see if the post is from one-time-i-dreamt. it is not. skeptically, you scroll down only to see someone say that sharkboy and lovergirl are feeling so unserious at the eras tour tonight. you wonder if your dash is trying to goncharov you.

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does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird

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The Bather, František Kupka