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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
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the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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*thinking about someone who uses it/its*
me: yeah so they-
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