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Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Ravens in sync. (via @NatureIsAmazing at the Former Bird Place)

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happy glorious 25th of may

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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just ate a peach so ripe it nearly exploded all over my face so I had to eat it hunched over my sink like a maniac or perhaps a caveman so anyway how’s everyone else doing

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ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN + whimsy ✨

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Roman kitchenware. Found in Pompeii

surprisingly similar to things of our time

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I've got some plushies looking for new homes!

Three of these are modified and gently weighted, all of them have custom fitted harnesses and are ready to be your pal!

These would make excellent travelling companions, they're all looking for someone to comfort and give them a good home! A little story behind these- I love to buy 2nd hand plushies, particularly ones that look a little sad and need some TLC to look their best. I have the skills to modify promising but slightly "lacking" plushies into ones that really appeal to me, but I don't have infinite space to keep them all.

People have really been enjoying my plush modification blog posts, so I thought I'd put more time into this side-hobby and offer up the finished plushies to new homes!

They're also fun for me to work on when I'm too low on mental spoons for Palaeoplushies/wrists too sore to cut out lots of fabric for new plushies.

...and in a silly way, it brings me a lot of joy bringing these old, pre-loved plushies to life again.

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

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as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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do you have any fullmetal alchemist reaction images/memes...i have a hyperfixation and i need more of that guy on my screen,,,thank you in advance

These are probably going to be frontloaded with stuff from FMAB because that show is an all-timer for me,,, maybe not my ABSOLUTE favourite anime but 100% in the top 3