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TYMI 2

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i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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i like when white People get haunted in a movie they're always like "Omg. Dot. Com."

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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thousands injured and maimed in what experts are calling "cute dog event

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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IMBD's list of creppy individuals

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i have ben drowned on speed dial

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i dont like yuckbugs

i only like suckbugs

im a litle down on my luckbug

im stuck in some muckbug

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If you were a bug would you be an evil bug or a good bug or nuanced bug

nuanced bug feels right… but evil bug might be my calling……/.. 🐛

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Fujoshi Jigsaw keeps putting these dudes in fuck or die situations...

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#TALLGIRLNATION

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