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I love soft objectification. Yes, he's a toy, but he's my toy, and I take very good care of my toys.

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backshots somewhere else

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i didn’t mean to fall asleep on your lap, sorry i drooled!! i swear i usually don’t. it’s a little, um, salty though? nono, i’m not accusing you of anything. yeah, i can clean you up, i’ll go grab - oh? um, yeah, i can use my tongue. no, i don’t mind you getting hard it’s just that, uh, it’s gonna be kind of hard to clean up with you leaking like that…can i take these off?

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—> boy who gets really really horny and then really really embarrassed once he’s calmed down

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oh that is something i cannot reblog

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Nooo I didn't get wet when you shoved my face into your crotch and said, "Sniff."

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gangrape that's more like a stray animal emergency rescue mission than rape. i'm thinking "careful careful careful eeeasy" and "he's just scared, poor thing" and "it's okay buddy it's okay we've got you"

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tboys have three holes for a reason, just saying

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glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

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if i caught two fat hairy dads having sex in public i would simply join them

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ok I just wanna say if you see a kink on tumblr or wherever that really turns u on and then you try it irl and it doesn’t make u feel the way you hoped it would THATS OK!! You can let that kink live in fantasy!! There are a lot of things that turn my brain on that I don’t enjoy during actual sex!! Isn’t human sexuality interesting!!

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ooooh double penetration the love of my life <3

your head turning off because getting stuffed so full is just too fucking much and all you can do is cry at the feeling of two dicks up your holes, prodding at both your sweet spots <33

genuinely one of the best feelings ever, i NEED to experience getting slotted between two huge bears who will rearrange my guts

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just know that I am a horny fucked-up weirdo and I strongly encourage other horny fucked-up weirdos to fuck me silly until I literally cannot form words from how cockdrunk I am

btw

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*blows pink dust at you*

Int --

Sorry, my bad, sorry, whoops

*blows more pink dust at you*

Int -- New Status: Horny

*brushing my hands together before blowing more pink dust at you*

Nearly done :3

Int -- Class Change! New Class: Cum Dump New Passive: Needy Holes

Oh would you look at that, congrats :D Want to party up?

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men who make you a tiny bit afraid for your life but you also know they would never hurt you unless you wanted them to are genuinely so hot. like, yeah you could quite literally pick me up and throw me out of a ten-story window with very little issue, but you wouldn't.

God, that shit is so hot, like PLEASEEEE

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HIPS are the HANDLE of the MALE BODY. GRAB THEM. PULL THEM CLOSER. USE IT TO HELP U GRIND AGAINST THEM THATS WHAT ITS FOR

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born to be some dumb faggot online