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she ain't ya girl until she starts wearing ur shirts with just panties on

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„Sei immer du selbst. Außer du hast Drogen, dann sei drauf.“

amphe-junky

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>pay $60 for Fallout 76

>launch game

>download 54GB day one patch

>finally get into game

>no NPCs to interact with

>only lore and story is through long boring audio tapes that can be interrupted but not resumed

>everything is a fetch quest

>constantly disconnected from servers

>constantly encounter hackers

>game encourages me to buy Atoms™ with real money

>drawl through this for 60 hours

>finally get to the end game

>launch nuke

>it explodes

>mushroom cloud

>leave the landscape awash in hellfire

>radioactive ash blocks out the sun

>eventually only a snowy nuclear landscape is left

>black screen

>can’t hear anything

>vision slowly fades in

>….

>“Hey, you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”

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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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“Loyalität bedeutet, dass wenn deine Freunde ihre Ziele erreichen, du dich genauso freust, als wären es deine eigenen”

— Kontra K

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My dream house 🖤

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“Schon wieder ein Dübel geraucht Hauptsache, Gefühle sind taub Lebe und sterbe mit meinen Dämonen Denn mir wachsen Flügel im Rausch”

— tekkn0

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“Meine Freunde kannst du an einer Hand abzähl'n, doch kommt es hart auf hart würd’ dir jeder von ihnen deine Hand abnehm'”

— 187-strassenbande

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i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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Funny Google Tricks

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Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatized by adulthood to enjoy a childhood

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50 Cent was born in 1975. If you account for inflation. He is now 2 Dollar and 34 Cent.

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If people stopped viewing the world like a PVP game and more like a co-op game, we’d all be better off.

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Drugs may kill you, but they’ll never break your heart.