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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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joplittle sketch comm for @maedhrus!! two of my favorite boys to draw 🥰💖

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I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

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yeahg

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It feels like this every time I write a fic

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ned: so, how's...

dundy, about to get his toes chopped off: edward, they're going to chop off my toes

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Terror lieutenants as the Four Horsemen

Hodgson - War Irving - Death Little - Famine Jopson - Pestilence

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thanks #terrorcamp2024... he has a new coping mechanism

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quick one of my favourite pile of misery

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So do we think he realized or-

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"My commanding officer has some idea that you and I are similar. A shared love of poetry and philosophy. I wonder…if it's something more or not."

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I know I roast Augustin for this moment all the time but also the more I look at it the more I want to bang my head against the wall because like. my immediate reaction to this is "my man how touch starved do you have to be to enjoy yourself in this situation" but we KNOW he's not touch starved. we see him be very physically comfortable with his friends. which brings me to my other question which is HOW REPRESSED do you have to be to enjoy yourself in this situation

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- Perhaps, instead, you should read poetry to one another and then wrestle naked in the sand to see which of you is a finer spartan warrior.

- Never wrestle in the sand. Sand under the foreskin is one of the most painful medical condition imaginable.