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hi fish
today is my birthday but my family doesnt really care. im kind of sad and you are my favourite internet person ever
just wanted to say it, thank u for reading<3
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
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I'm writing this post to let the higher ups know that I have officially clocked in for my daily shift at tumblr.com. I will not be paid for this shift and that is ok. I am here because of passion
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