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KIRBY HEADERS! DON'T REPOST.

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“Well, I certainly can’t lose you.”

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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Previews of my pieces for the Heart of the Valley zine!

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happy pride to the gay witches from that disney cartoon with the owls

Weiterlesen

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happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

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#peak cinema

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Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca? The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Jacob! […] Everything’s perfect now. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part One (2011)

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every page of midnight sun gave me whiplash

the funniest parts of midnight sun

with spoilers obviously

when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath

apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense

Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”

“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj

Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”

“And then my conscience smote me.”

“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”

the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal

when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”

Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty

Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones” 

Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her

“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP

“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS

the book. includes. a car chase.

during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs

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i reblog everytime i see this. i have to, it’s the law

Preacher au where everything is the same except Jesse wears these

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Edward when everyone's voting in favor of turning Bella:

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Bella please.

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midnight sun be like

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Does Dutch mean like dom butch?

........ No. It's my nationality.