edwardtwilight

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RIPTIDE TOMORROW (september) WOOOOOOOOO

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“i was lucky to be his friend, but something like this was bound to happen.” william wisp i love you

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do you love anyone OTHER than yourself 🎤

nah

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*Starts tearing at the walls*

AGHCHCHCJRJJRJRJRJRNF

*he pushes a button on his keyboard, opening up a door off to the side.*

*two clones exit and surround the ghoul, dragging it back into the cell before being attacked too much, melting into wet piles of tendon and ichor as he turns the key in the lock*

Well that was annoying.

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what are your future plans

Edward every man in Hollywood and make an army

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GRRRGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHRUVR0UHO ROHVROG. HEO GOROG

NO. BACK. IN YOUR CELL.

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grrrRRRRR BARKBARKAORKAKRKKABRKABRKABROKBARKABRLABRKVAKRK RALRG AGRLGLEGRLGLELAGJRL

Hey, ghoul! Back in your cell, bruh.

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Many such cases

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He wants YOU, DUDE!!!

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idea from @skittlebugg's post

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the rizzler has arrived 😏😏😏😒😙👆

it's me

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how do you feel after losing basically all your wealth, power, and status in one night by a 19 year old that you blood bonded? 🎤🎤🎤

>:3

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no

Arthur do you actually have cooties? That is terrible, I am very sorry

-@thebathroyheir

I do not, Prince. It is a false statement spread by liars. Do not believe everything you see on the web.

- A. Bennett.

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tjanks but I'm not a sexually promiscuous white woman.

then ask pickles if she would choose mary or deacon, itll be fun

I will let her answer this herself

baifjwyf ahdbeg

I believe she says both, is that an option in L.A.?

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not Emizel, but he does, (Ooc, spoken by someone who has never felt the touch of a woman.)

Arthur do you actually have cooties? That is terrible, I am very sorry

-@thebathroyheir

I do not, Prince. It is a false statement spread by liars. Do not believe everything you see on the web.

- A. Bennett.

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polygamy real

then ask pickles if she would choose mary or deacon, itll be fun

I will let her answer this herself

baifjwyf ahdbeg

I believe she says both, is that an option in L.A.?

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21 percent is still good, so some ppl still think I'm pretty, and that's enough for me, brah.

Edward Twilight vs Taylor Lautner

Edward Twilight:

so we can all watch him lose in the first round and laugh at him.

submitted by: anon

Taylor Lautner:

no explanation needed

submitted by: anon