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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

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im gonna sit outside and listen to music

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Does anyone want to hang out someday?

mmmmmboreddddduh

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mmmmmboreddddduh

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The fifth and final Hole

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i will post things at 3:00 am and then get shy and delete them 10 minutes later when they get nary a fart nor sneeze forgetting that it is the middle of the night and most people people are not going to be awake or on tumblr

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PLEASEEEEEEE WHY DID TYOU DELETS THAT

love me before i’m a memory

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u better start believing in buttholes kid because what you’re looking for is up yours and to the left

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does anyone wanna hangout someday

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Now click on “The Smurf Story, Unedited”…

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Mmmmeowrails

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I can do anything

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i’ll be looking at paleolithic cave paintings and i’ll get fomo like damnnnnnnn i should have been at the cueva de las manos feeling up the rocks with grug and ugga fuuuuuuck

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The closest ive had to living the true p jack lifestyle was when i was more or less squatting in an old house with snakes and rodents in it and when id get home from work id drink like half a liter of cheap bourbon mixed with water from my neighbors pump and text grindr honeys with a profile using the p jack picture and i had his info as like 8'4" tall with rusted pig iron body type masc bottom with he/they pronouns. it did result in one really good hook up with this gorgeous twink in the woods outside of his trailer park at like almost 2 am