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Jus a lil sketch of 💖them💖

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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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burn out

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Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

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Very happy to say that the warden companion in Veilguard is a black dalish elf and very angry to say that if you guys treat him the way you treat Wyll Ravengard I’ll kill you

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WE'RE SO BACK CHAT

— (varric)

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you dont understand as soon as he appeared onscreen i burst into tears and couldnt stop crying it was baaad. i missed him so much gwah :")

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The history of corporate propaganda.

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the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel

+bonus

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tav left him at the camp for 1 hour.

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my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

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(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you