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Cursed concept and it’s Octavinelle boys with a sushi chef darling.

Imagine going fishing and one day just pulling up a great big mess of aquamarine / black tangled up in your nets and it’s just a??? Merman??? Now how on earth are you going to cook this one????

Floyd just grins at you and waves as you cut him free from the net, popping a fish or two in his mouth as he waits for you to finish untangling him. The moment you do, he’s diving back into the sea instantly, grinning away smugly.

You have a very love-hate relationship with this guy. He herds the fish for you, chasing them into your net. But he helps himself to your stock, dipping a hand into your nets and eating the fish alive. Floyd takes up almost all the space on your little boat, lounging around like he owns it.

Both of you strike up conversation…. The best both of you can, him with his odd chattering noises, and you with your words. Floyd’s learnt a few from you.

Boat, is the thing he’s on. It floats, and carries all the fish. He tends to say that word with a patronising tone, and you’re pretty sure he’s gloating about how he doesn’t need such trifling items to swim through the seas.

Fish, are the tasty little morsels that stream through the ocean’s waters. He’s impressed by the number you net each time, watching with a certain amazement as they flop around on the deck when you fish them out. You have weird ways of preparing them. Scooping out all the guts, slicing them into thin, tiny strips of flesh. Dipping them into some salty black liquid, before downing it in one gulp.

You have to coax Floyd to try it, eating a few slices before he decides that you’re not likely to poison him. After a few bites, he seems to like it just fine, but there’s just something about biting through a beating heart that’s still more enticing than any thing you could serve.

The next thing he learns is your name. Rolling it around his tongue, chanting it with a giddy sort of glee. Ah, that’s what you call yourself? It has a nice ring to it. Once he’s mastered saying it, Floyd’s never shutting up. He sings your name, laughing away in that strange, seductive voice of his.

It just sounds so nice. So… right. It falls right off his tongue, flowing like the gentle waves of the sea, lapping against the golden shore.

It’s you.

You, you, you.

Gods, he loves you. He never wants to stop loving you. Yet you don’t understand his chatter as well as he’ll like you too. You get the general gist of it, but that isn’t good enough. Floyd wants you to listen to his words, to feel the emotion woven within every single line.

But you can’t. At least, not yet.

So he calls your name. Again, and again, and again. Slipping as much love and affection as he can into every single syllable.

It’s you, it’s you, it’s you.

The one who he loves.

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HEY SELFSHIPPERS WHO HAVE AN UNFORTUNATELY POPULAR CANON X CANON SHIP THAT IS A DISCOMFORT!!!!

the next time you get shown the ship or just have it in your head, imagine your f/o looking at the ship from over your shoulder and scrunching up their nose. being grossed out by it. being made uncomfortable by it, grimacing awkwardly at the sight of it. being confused by it!!!

they dislike that ship just as much as you do, believe me! no matter how many times someone draws them looking happy and in love with whoever, that ain't happening.

you two are each other's favorites, so the next time you see that sorta thing, just remember your f/o's silly little scrunched up weirded-out face at the mere sight :]

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i want to taste you (a threat)

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Working on Rae’s transcriptt btw :3

YAAAAYYYYY YAY YAY YY

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Rae executions !! (description of gore I guess?? Lmao. A few of them do not have names yet :3)

1- "Where's your head at?" Hacking at victims neck 4 times, chopping their head off. (can vary from behind or in front of them) (He tends to leave them, but does occasionally take them after everyone's dead and either keeps them or gives them to Bubba so he can skin them n take their face to use as a mask)

2- Axe to the back of the head 3 times, letting the victims body collapse, and yanking it out of their skull

3- Pinning victim down, ripping their throat out with his teeth. He’s taking “go for the jugular” seriously.

4- "I'll be keepin that" Slitting victims throat, chopping off their arm from the elbow down once they’ve collapsed on the ground.

5- "Cut Down" slicing the back of their knee(s), making the victim fall to their knees, repetitive slices(???idk if that’s the right word?) To their back, leaving them face down on the ground

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Rae executions !! (description of gore I guess?? Lmao. A few of them do not have names yet :3)

1- "Where's your head at?" Hacking at victims neck 4 times, chopping their head off. (can vary from behind or in front of them) (He tends to leave them, but does occasionally take them after everyone's dead and either keeps them or gives them to Bubba so he can skin them n take their face to use as a mask)

2- Axe to the back of the head 3 times, letting the victims body collapse, and yanking it out of their skull

3- Pinning victim down, ripping their throat out with his teeth. He’s taking “go for the jugular” seriously.

4- "I'll be keepin that" Slitting victims throat, chopping off their arm from the elbow down once they’ve collapsed on the ground.

5- "Cut Down" slicing the back of their knee(s), making the victim fall to their knees, repetitive slices(???idk if that’s the right word?) To their back, leaving them face down on the ground

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Leslie Transcript

Note: I just wanted to do this for funsies giggle :3!

[Leslie’s ability, “SIC,” allows him to call upon his dog, Bullet, to attack any victim close enough to him. Bullet cannot kill a victim himself, but can incapacitate them if their health is low enough.]

Feed Grandpa

- I’ll read you a story after this is all done here, grandpa.

- Here you go, Grandpa! A lil’ snack!

- Johnny didn’t mean to, Grandpa…we’ll fix it.

- I gotta present for youuu! Say ‘aaah…’

- I wish you were up n movin’ again. Things would be so much easier.

Victim Found

- Hey, that’s my hidin’ spot!

- What’re you doin’ in there, babe?

- You thought I wouldn’t check here? Really?

- Sorry, babe. Cat’s outta the bag.

- Peekaboo!

- You shy or somethin’? C’mon out.

Victim Hit

- I’m tryna be gentle!

- Awh, yer blood’s so pretty! Lemme see a lil’ more, ‘kay?

- Gotcha good there!

- Why’re you squirmin’?! That just makes things worse!

- I’ll make it quick, babe! Just stop movin’!

Blood Trail

- I’ma have’ta clean this up, y’know…

- What did I say? I told you I’d be nicer.

- Man, I really don’t want clean up duty again.

- Phtt…someone’s havin’ a bad day, huh?

- Yeah, that’s it. Leave Bullet somethin’ to rat you out.

Match Start

- Bullet’s gonna have a field day with this one!

- I’ve never really done a chase like this before…gotta stay on my toes.

- I might be young, but I ain’t dumb. I’ll find ‘em.

See Victim Escape

- We’re really gonna get it this time!

- Shit! This can’t be happenin’ right now!

- I’ll send Bullet after ‘em.

- Goddamnit. I gotta tell Ma.

Idle

- I gotta prove that I ain’t a kid no more!

- That girl Johnny liked…she was really pretty. I mean, really pretty. He didn’t have to do that…

- This may be my first rodeo, but that don’t mean nothin’! I’ll still get it done!

- Bullet should be waking up soon. (sigh) He’s such a good boy…

- Y’know I…I don’t really like killin’. But it is what it is. Gotta do what’s best for us.

Sees Enemy

- I promise I’ll be way nicer than the others. Just c’mere.

- It’s okay…c’mere, sweetheart.

- I’m sorry it has to be this way. Really, I am.

- It’ll be over soon, hun. C’mon over here.

- All of this is pointless. It’ll hurt worse if you squirm. 

Ability Denied

- Bullet can’t hear me from here…

- Nope. No scent for Bullet to track.

- Bullet won’t be able to find ‘em.

- Let’s wait a lil’ longer…

Use Ability

- Sic ‘em, Bullet!

- Get ‘em, boy!

- Find ‘em, Bullet!

- [whistle]

Execution

- Sweet dreams…

- Don’t keep the angels waitin’.

- There you go. You’ll find her up there…I promise.

- Night, night.

- Rest easy, babe.

Cook Seen

- Don’t be hollerin’ at Bubba, okay? You’re makin’ him nervous.

- Let me know if you need help, ‘kay?

- You seen anyone yet? Huh? Huh?

- I’m sure Johnny’s sorry for all this mess, alright? Can you just drop it please?

- Hey, hey, hey, what you gonna cook up for dinner tonight? (laughter)

Hitchhiker Seen

- O-Oh, my bad. I’m in the way…

- Did Grandpa really teach you how to make those traps? You’re so lucky!

- Hey, you should really stop mutterin’ ‘bout my folks, y’know…

- I think you should set a few more traps, man. They’re runnin’ around everywhere!

- I know you’re more experienced than me but…I don’t think messin’ around will do much for our cause.

Johnny Seen

- There you are, Johnny! Me and Bullet have been lookin’ all over for you!

- We should be more gentle with them this time…y’know?

- Johnny…is this about that girl? …Never mind that, we’ll get ‘em!

- I should start workin’ out like you do. My arms could use a lil’ more muscle! (laughter)

- Mama’s worried about you, y’know. Once we catch ‘em, I think you should try to work things out…o-or not.

Sissy Seen

- I’ll get outta yer way…

- Make sure you don’t overdo it with that poison, okay? Ma gets pissed off whenever you do.

- What’re you always singin’ anyway? I don’t get it.

- I’m worried one of these days yer gonna step on somethin’ and hurt yerself. You should really put some shoes on or somethin’!

- Yer flower garden’s doing real well, Sissy! Must be that fertilizer we make. (giggle)

- Y’know, I’m surprised to see you! Thought you were gone for good last time. I’m glad you came back…

Nancy Seen

- Hey, mama! Having any luck over here?

- We’ll definitely catch these kids with you ‘round, mama! You had tons of practice with me n Johnny way back when, huh? (laughter)

- Mama, you think I should call Bullet out soon? He’ll handle this like a champ!

- When I find ‘em, I’ll bring ‘em to you, mama! I promise.

- Need any help, ma?

Bubba Seen

- Woah! You work that saw real good, man! Real good!

- Make sure you’re havin’ fun, alright? We can hang out later, if you want!

- Sorry, man. I’ll get outta your way!

- Are they botherin’ you again? (sigh) Don’t listen to ‘em! You’re doing awesome! I wish I could be as cool as you!

- You’re doing great! Keep going, man!

Cook

- You oughta get yer brother and mother in line, boy!

- Stop yer whinin’ and get to work!

- C’mon, kid. We don’t have all day! Let’s find ‘em!

- If it weren’t for yer brother, we wouldn’t be in this predicament! I keep tellin’ him, but he just don’t listen…

- You better not go off and get us into trouble like this too!

Hitchhiker

- Y-You don’t know nothing ‘bout nothing! Yer just a k-kid!

- I-It’s funny how you n Johnny look alike…(snicker)

- Better hu-hurry or your mama m-m-might give you a scar next!

- You wanna hear a s-secret? C’mere, I’ll tell you a s-secret!

- You still scared of k-killin’? Huh? (laughter) I knew it! Yer shakin’!

Johnny

- C’mon, lil’ boy. Pick up yer feet.

- It’s like that game we used to play as kids! (laughter) Hope you learned a thing or two from that.

- Don’t give up on me now! Keep searchin’!

- Thatta boy, Les. Keep it movin’.

- You see, Les? This is what happens when you’re too easy on them kids! Gotta make sure you finish what you started!

Sissy

- (laughter) Well, aren’t you a sweet thing?

- You just haven’t found the light yet, sugar. That’s all!

- Oh, there you are! I planted some new flowers I want you to see once we’re done!

- Don’t start getting into trouble like your brother does, now. He’s enough as is.

- (laughter) Aww, sugar…you can hardly hold your shears without shakin’.

Nancy

- Breathe, sweetheart. You’re doing just fine.

- Remember what I taught you, Leslie. You’ll be alright.

- Hold those shears up, sweetie. You won’t hit a thing with it swingin’ like that.

- C’mon, Leslie! We can’t let them get away! Get focused!

- There’s a first for everything, Leslie. Don’t get cold feet now.

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u wish Rae would pull this execution on you huh

yes plpspslsplspslpslspslpslsplsplspslpslspslpslspls

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btw you don’t need to do “something” to feel like you deserve your f/o, you already deserve them by existing. just by being you; they’re in love. so excited at the thought of just you, everything about you. they don’t even think about anyone else the way they think about you, it’s only you looping around their head at all times. and they wouldn’t have it any other way.

proship/profic/neutral dni please! ^_^

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THINKING ABOUT...kissing him <3

FT: D.OSAMU + FEM!READER

a/n: i hate this sm ahewiskhdkjw

Dazai swears that every time you kiss him, he's never tasted anything sweeter.

He pressed himself against you, fingers sliding under your shirt-his shirt, that you were wearing- and tracing the soft skin underneath as he kissed you hungrily, desperately. He drank you in like a parched traveler at an oasis, drunk off the sighs and whines that left your lips every time his slotted against yours. Dazai's grip on your waist tightened as he deepened the kiss, letting out a desperate noise as he gently tugged at your bottom lip with his teeth. heart pounding in his chest.

He wants you, needs you. you were the only thing that tethered him to this life, and he didn't want to let the vessel of his heart go.

All of that ceased when you pulled away, pretty eyes wide and heat radiating off your cheeks as you stared up at dazai, lips plumped and swollen as you panted for breaths of air. dazai thinks you mumbled his name, but he wasn't paying attention to that very well.

God, you looked beautiful to him- all this for him of all people. His grip on you tightened a thought rang through his head; that he was ruining you, defiling an angel that he had no right to lay eyes on.

But those thoughts were consumed by the maddening need for you- the need of your lips on his, your skin against his, and the selfish desire to continue feeling the things that you make him feel.

"Why'd you pull away?" He whispered softly, fluttering thick, dark lashes at you, a pout adorning his lips. He leaning in to kiss you again, whining when you pulled away with a smile curled at your lips.

you opened your mouth to say something but dazai didn't need to hear you, he knew what you'd say would be a teasing challenge to earn back your touch.

He touched his lips to the fluttering pulse on your neck, trailing upwards with every kiss punctuated with a silent "I love you" and fire left behind in it's wake.

"osamu..." you sighed, tilting your head back as he gently sucked at your skin, and dazai loved the way he could make you fall apart.

dazai dragged lithe fingers over your skin, grasping at the buttons on your shirt to reveal more skin for him to attend to. he smiled against your skin as he felt the way your body trembled underneath his, the way your breath shook as he raised himself up and slotted his lips to yours. He parted your lips with his own, dragging his tongue across your teeth and pressing down on your hip as you trembled.

"You're gorgeous, bella', so perfect..." he groaned as he pulled away, chest heaving while he ran his knuckles over the contours of your face. "Don't deserve you, I swear..." that made you frown, which he quickly remedied with a short kiss, pulling away after and resting his forehead against yours.

"'samu..don't say stuff like that." you sighed, tugging him back to your mouth. his lips quirked up, whispering when you let his go.

"why not? no mortal soul deserves to bask in your ethereal glow, my darling." He giggled, cupping your face and pressing his lips to every part of it.

You sighed and rolled your eyes, lips tugging up. "yeah...just stop talking and kiss me, 'kay?" you giggled, sitting up on your elbows.

dazai simply raised an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes that you knew all too well. He pushed you back down with a thud, looming over you with a grin that made your heart tumble over itself.

"Hm? you want me to kiss you? how 'bout we...do a little more, yeah?"

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sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

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Imagine your f/o didn’t answer your phone call, and a few hours pass before they try to call you back. Unfortunately now you miss their call, so it goes to voicemail.

Later, you play the message they left:

“Hey [name], sorry I missed your call. I’m just a little busy right—*increasingly louder sounds of absolute chaos* …uh oh. Uh, I gotta go, loveyousomuchbye—*VERY LOUD RUCKUS*”

(Turns out they paused their little adventure at a rather inopportune moment to call you…)

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Imagine your f/o didn’t answer your phone call, and a few hours pass before they try to call you back. Unfortunately now you miss their call, so it goes to voicemail.

Later, you play the message they left:

“Hey [name], sorry I missed your call. I’m just a little busy right—*increasingly louder sounds of absolute chaos* …uh oh. Uh, I gotta go, loveyousomuchbye—*VERY LOUD RUCKUS*”

(Turns out they paused their little adventure at a rather inopportune moment to call you…)

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“Just the tip” I say before burying my knife in you

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YAAAYYYY!!! 😊😊

can I come over and bite you. -@texas-chainsawed

UMMM. OBVIOUSLY. HELLO

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can I come over and bite you. -@texas-chainsawed

UMMM. OBVIOUSLY. HELLO

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im going to fucking rearrange your guts— wh— why are you— IM NOT FLIRTING IM THREATENING Y. STOP PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON IM GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AND PUT YOUR ORGANS IN THE WRONG PL. STOP GIGGLING THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHAT