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omg i just realised you post for empires too- this blog keeps getting better.

i think that sheriff jimmy would wanna get at least SOME kind of payback on joel after the toy jokes. just a lil bit. maybe he decides to go ask his wife for a little bit of help. ...and maybe walks in on big, strong joel getting hypnotised by tiny lil kitty lizzie. ironic.

when lizzie asks him later if he'd want to see how pretty joel is when submissive and obedient for a day, i don't think jimmy would have it in him to say no. but he certainly wouldn't expect lizzie to wake him up early in the morning with joel in some girly maid dress that doesn't hide anything, but he's not complaining either-

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I post practically everything except the cc's and the DSMP, but that's mostly cuz I lived through the 2021 Era of 'if you even allude to this character wanting to hold hands you will be flayed alive and dipped in oil', so I don't tempt fate. Though I do often say my crush on Ranboo is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like a 15th century nun.

Anywhosle!

Ohohohoh you are speaking my LANGUAGE

Jimmy sees Joel in such a skimpy little maid dress with his eyes glazed over and a line of drool running down his chin and gets so hard he's straining through his chaps.

He can see Joel's pussy locked up tight, and Lizzie not only gives him the key, but also a pink handheld remote, made by fWhip specifically to give Joel a taste of his own medicine. Jimmy feels the power rush go right to his dick, and Lizzie is giggling as she uses her tail to swat Joel on the ass before she leaves.

Still thinking this is some elaborate wet dream, he tests the waters first, and tells Joel to mop up a mess in the tavern. Joel does it without complaint, and Jimmy is mesmerized by his movements, how he seems to purposefully bend over just to flash Jimmy, or even for how methodical he is, still manages to spill water against his tits.

Next he tells Joel to address him as 'sheriff'. A title that Joel had mocked countless times.

"Yes sheriff."

Oh that.

Jimmy briefly thinks 'I should pound one out before Joel laughs at me'.

But wait.

Joel can't laugh at him.

In fact-

"Suck my cock. Now."

"Yes sheriff."

Joel sinks to his knees and fumbles with the belt, Jimmy’s hard on springing to life out of his boxers. Joel's eyes cross as he stares at it, mesmerized, and goes to start sucking.

"Wait!"

Joel looks up, and Jimmy is grinning.

"Worship it first. Worship my dick like it's your God, Joel." He smacks Joel's cheek with it. "Go on, slut. Harlot. Tramp."

Joel nods, and starts to kiss up and down Jimmy’s shaft, his cage keeping him from leaking onto the hardwood floors he just mopped. He takes a whiff of musk before taking his balls between his lips, soliciting a sharp whine from Jimmy, who starts babbling to the Saint above for mercy.

When Lizzie comes back to collect her favorite toy, she's shocked to find its Jimmy whose laying on his back, pants down his ankles and heaving like he just ran a marathon, while Joel only has cum in his beard, his aching clit having been ignored all day.

She looms over Jimmy with a grin.

"If you wanna keep him for the night, I'm gonna have to pay you extra."

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you saying joel has a pussy gave me so many ideas... jimmy paying lizzie extra next time to make joel think he's jimmy's cute bimbo girl. pretty makeup that lizzie clearly did herself, a tight top that shows every single curve and an extra short skirt. he she follows every word jimmy tells her, from being his barmaid in the tavern to bending over onto the scorching hot sand and letting jimmy breed her in public.

lizzie hands him this list of trigger words she gave to joel + what they do. making her show jimmy her tits or pussy, unaware of a pretty and pink vibrator shoved in there <3, making her extremely, unreasonably attracted to him for a good while, maybe even making her give him some milk. all while joel's completely unaware of how sexual any of this is. she's just so dumb, thank god she can make up for it by looking pretty! :3

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Oh 💤 you are. You're pushing ALL my buttons. And while I'm writing a paper no less!

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Dear lord yes.

Joel worked oh so hard to have this image of a chiseled, manly Greek like God, and he- sorry, SHE- had it blown up in 24 hours just so Jimmy could get his rocks off after being tormented for so long.

The 'dumb dumb' trigger makes Joel's voice go high, the word 'like' being added to every sentence. The 'bitch in heat' trigger makes Joel experience an aphrodisiac like jolt of energy. Her 'tits out' trigger is, well, what it says on the tin- her giant H cup tits out for Jimmy, or anyone else really, to grab and fondle like the teats of a heifer.

Jimmy admires the gaudy pink lipstick, bright blue eyeshadow that Lizzie painted her in, and adds the tightest corset with the lowest cleavage possible, and a mini jean skirt that bunches around Joel's birthing hips- just for a prettier picture.

Why does Jimmy have all that on hand? Whose to say! It's not important ! (*cough trans fem Jimmy headcsnons cough*)

Jimmy unlocks the cage, but before Joel can rejoice at being able to cum, he puts her in the stocks, and puts her hair up in humiliating pigtails.

He turns on the vibrator as he thrusts into her wide, gaping lips like a jackhammer, Joel's legs shaking the entire time as he curses her out, really hammering it in that she never was meant to be a god.

She was always a common, cheap, harlot.

Maybe he should pump her full of his young, his eggs.

Walking around with a belly full 'o bastards might humble her.

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more bimbo joel!

more specifically though season one joel. mindless and obedient god joel sure is cute, but there's so many things i can think of with that twink king.

i think lizzie would get just a bit bored with only being able to have control over her empire. nothing happens that she needs to do anything about, poor ocean queen is laying on her throne all day while her servants cater to her every need. she needs something else to do with her life.

when she gets married to the king of mezalea, she definitely takes advantage of his fragile mind. hypnotising him, not like its too hard for a big fish woman with pretty tits to do that, and telling him that it's so hard to run an empire as a dumb man, he shouldn't have to worry about that. dressing him up as a cute girl, making him so dumb and thoughtless for her. if he didn't know how to run an empire before, he certainly doesn't now! he'll just let his amazing, smart, pretty girlfriend make all the decisions while he carries her eggs for the fourth time this year. not like he gets a choice.

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Oh 💤 you are cooking with GAS homie

Joel is pumped full of eggs within the first hour of the honeymoon, his brain already broken from the subtle triggers Lizzie implemented during their vows. His pussy is red and throbbing, and Lizzie is fondling his tits, waiting for the milk to start coming out. She had heard humans produce milk, and was curious how it worked.

She's like a cat playing with her prey when it comes to her husband. Sometimes she'll be such a sweet and loving owner to her human pet, letting him sit on her lap while she rubs her hand over his distended tummy, feeling each individual egg that Joel will have to lay in six months time.

Other days her legs are hooked around Joel's shoulders as she nearly suffocates him, squealing and trilling like a dolphin as Joel sucks her cock- easily 12 inches and girthy. Joel's covered in dried cum and his own dribble, but the entire time his eyes are blank, glazed over, with a pink hue only Lizzie notices.

Joel's brain was gone. Leaking between his legs. After he lays the first clutch whatever human part of him broke, and its so much easier for Lizzie to convince him to carry Jimmy’s clutch too. It's what Joel was made to do, after all!

Lizzie rules both Mezaelea and her Ocean Empire now. It's the best of both worlds, especially when Joel's bimbo brain has infected all of his royal guards, each with his face, body, and most importantly, his triggers.

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tehe :3 enjoy this meal

Joel's so awful to Jimmy, but yet he's just... so cute, too! That 'façade' that he's this big strong god and not some dumb girl who doesn't know what she's talking about? The way his toga barely hides anything, showing off his pretty tits to the world? God, even the high pitched squeals he makes whenever someone scares him. It's just too cute for Jimmy to resist!

Sure, maybe kidnapping him wasn't the best thing to do, but Joel was clearly asking for it. Going out in the night far later than he should be, walking around his empire when its quiet and nobody will catch him... yeah. he was asking for what's coming.

He keeps the god tied up in his basement for a long time. It wasn't even about getting revenge anymore, he was convinced that Joel was just meant to be a housewife. Submissive and obedient to Jims, yet so thoughtless and horny all the time. When he found out that Joel didn't even have a dick, ooohhh boy that was the last straw for Joel's safety.

Jimmy leaves him for a while watching a playlist of hypnosis videos, a vibrator in his her cunt edging her over, and over, and over. Every video making her the perfect bimbo wife for Jimmy. He comes back to Joel bucking herself into the vibrator, poor pussy abused and dripping. Repeating any mantra feeded to her while begging her (now) superior to fuck her until she passes out, make her cum until her legs are shaking over nothing.

He's so happy to have an amazing wife now! People might give the two of them strange looks when he decides that she needs to go outside for once, but Joel's the best 'partner' he could've asked for! :3

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This is the best thing I could've woken up to, christ alive. Thank you for cooking 💤 PLEASE keep doing so

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Joel's bound with rope so tight, blessed by a priest of The Law- the exact opposite of Joel's silly self centered 'religion'.

His- sorry, HER- eyes are glazed over and grossed as dribble overflows from the corners of the massive dildo gag strapped to her aching jaw, and Jimmy stands in the doorway, admiring how her cunt glistens with slick, the enchanted vibrator continuing to rumble.

He turns it off right before she's about to have another orgasm, making her gasp, tears in the corner of her eyes. Jimmy pops the gag right out and looms over her, one hand on his hip and the other cupping her chin.

"What are you?" Was all she asked.

"I- uhhhhh-"

Jimmy smirked. "Begins with a 'W', darlin'."

"Um...w...wah?"

"Aw. Too dumb to say wife, are ya?" Jimmy coos, tracing his thumb across her lower lip. "Betcha you're too dumb for a lot of things. Bein' an Emperor. Bein' a God."

He makes her nod her head up and down.

"That's mighty fine, toots. You were made to be my wife."

"W...wife?"

"That’s right. My stupid, fat titted, tramp of a wife. I'll march ya 'round real pretty like and-"

Jimmy stopped himself and tilted his head.

"An' you don't know a word I'm sayin.'"

"Uh?"

Jimmy chuckled and unzipped his pants, his boxers soaked as he put the gag back in Joel, and clicked play on the Playlist, blasting the sound of moaning girls into her ears.

"We'll letcha cook a few more minutes. Like a turkey dinner."

He leaned back, and slowly rubbed between his folds, and betwee hearing Joel squeal like a pig over, and over, and over again, and the vivid image of Joel in an apron with a wide smile on her face snd a feather duster in hand?

Jimmy squirted all over himself, and glad was glad he had taken off his jeans.

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cooking again :3

i feel like scott x joel is a rarepare that not enough people talk about. so lemme work with this :3

chromia scott is so underrated for hypnosis. i feel like that empire would be perfect for it. weird crystals that totally, definitely won't put you in a trance if you watch the pulsing and shifting colours in them for too long. colourful spiral videos that 100% don't loop for 12 hours. you get the jist.

word comes around fast in chromia, and when scott finds out that joel's getting way too stressed in his empire recently? he has to pay him a visit!

joel's. definitely not expecting someone. let alone scott. but when scott brings up a way he can relax and not worry about anything for a bit? ...he gets a bit too curious. scott shows him a beautiful, gold pendant with this tiny, green gem on the end, pulsing slowly but so, so nicely. and maybe joel doesn't notice when he starts swinging it back and forth, his eyes following the crystal so naturally. or when scott starts whispering sweet nothings into his ear, with such a beautiful but deep voice too...

he goes limp into scott's arms not long after that. it just feels too good, his poor brain is full of fog but he's also not worrying! he just listens to what scott tells him, he's the one with all the thoughts right now <3

scott doesn't make him a pretty girl, that's too simple. and besides, scott's gay! so, he makes joel think he also loves guys, he loves scott, not girls. and he's submissive, good boy for his lover <3. good boys get on their knees and suck their boyfriend's cock, duh! why would it be any different?

he doesn't leave it at just that one encounter. he gives him such a random trigger to put him back to that mindset, that he's a servant for his boyfriend but also such a good partner! the best in the world! sad he won't remember any of it the next day :(

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Okay I mightve gotten some things in the prompt mixed up, but I wrote this last night and just remembered to post it now. I hope you like it regardless!

God you activated my world building brain.

First of all. Yes. Yes to everything about Chromia. The crystals, the videos. If I remember correctly there was some sort of steam system in Chromia with pipes from the crystals, so I bet the air was just pumped full stimulants and aphrodisiacs, to the point orgys were happening in the streets, in the tavern, in the Llama pen!

I'd say the Hermits had a good time while there, but this isn't about them.

This is about Scott seeing Joel for what he really is.

A silly little bitch boy who doesn't know how to properly serve the men he's beneath! How sad! Doesn't he know gay men are superior?

Of course he doesn't! That's how stupid he is!

The first time Joel goes to Scott for a simple R and R session- nothing too fancy, just a record and some herbal tea or whatever, the thought doesn't even occur to take advantage of Joel's pliancy- hes a married man after all, and Scott enjoys Lizzie's company- until Joel is half asleep on the bench he was lying on and has a hard on. Scott’s a bit of a size king (lord me too), and when he notices, he decides to throw caution to the wind, switching from a regular relaxation record, to something more to his tastes.

Scott sits him up and plucks a crystal necklace from out of his shirt. The record drones on, and Joel groans when Scott grabs his crotch.

"Open your eyes."

Joel's eyes weakly flutter open- glazed over but staring right at the pretty, shiny pink crystal. He gives another groan.

"Shhh. Don't think, puppy. Puppies don't think. Puppies obey their masters."

"Puppies...?"

"We'll get there soon enough. Just listen to me, and feel your mind...drift away."

The next time its Scott who goes to Joel, and Joel is shocked, because he can't actually remember going to see Scott. The day before was a bit of a blur, but Joel invites him in regardless.

"What can I do for you, Scott?"

"Oh, you can do plenty, pet."

"I beg your bloomin' pardon?"

"Sorry, I meant, knees, puppy. Now."

Scott snapped his fingers.

THUD.

Scott ran a ring covered hand through Joel's hair, grinning when he meets chocolate brown eyes. Joel is panting like a dog, on his knees, staring up at Scott with his tongue out.

"Hallo puppy." Scott cooed. "Welcome to day one of your training. First lesson-"

He undid his belt.

"You'll be my cock sleeve for the day. No cumming till I do. Are we clear?"

Arf!

Scott was so glad the bark he gave Joel was that of a purse dog.

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more joel pics bcs i'm gonna actually try and be more active here!

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How many hermits do you think doc could hypnotize at once with the propaganda tower. Bunch of hermits visit scar Land or something, here the progranda and oops. Orgy - clown anon

tbh purely based on the SIZE of that thing i'd say quite a few people. maybe he should start giving away free one day tickets, and just so happen to invite them all there on the same day. just a co-incidence ofc!

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actually god DAMN you guys r thirsty for etho hypno. probably gonna post those in one big collective post lol

been avoiding posting because of The Bans™️ but i'm back now. gonna be spring cleaning my inbox

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been avoiding posting because of The Bans™️ but i'm back now. gonna be spring cleaning my inbox

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That was what the tower was for. Scar trying to build but Doc’s recordings play and suddenly Scar’s kneeling on mainstreet, head empty, eyes far away and drooling.

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nen gone o7

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happy 2014! joel should get raped by a group of men at a new years party

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YES. YESYESYESYESYES PLEASE

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joey in a maid dress exists too now btw

Joey knows damn well who his audience is.

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Joey knows damn well who his audience is.

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hihi!! me n nen r getting married soon, could u be our priest to marry us together? nen isnt keen on the idea of us getting married so we may have to force him in there but other than that it should be lovely ^^

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YEEEEES! I'D LOVE THAT! It's okay if he doesn't want to just yet, I'm sure she'll get used to it eventually. Sometimes people don't know what they really want, what's really good for them, and they need a little push on the right direction. I can help you with that, Maple ! No worries ! After all, we only want what's best for Nen. Nothing more.

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hihi!! me n nen r getting married soon, could u be our priest to marry us together? nen isnt keen on the idea of us getting married so we may have to force him in there but other than that it should be lovely ^^

-Maple

YEEEEES! I'D LOVE THAT! It's okay if he doesn't want to just yet, I'm sure she'll get used to it eventually. Sometimes people don't know what they really want, what's really good for them, and they need a little push on the right direction. I can help you with that, Maple ! No worries ! After all, we only want what's best for Nen. Nothing more.

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nsfw under cut

Empires s2 smallidarity .