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She's sad and confused

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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mmmmm pepsicola charms... cant decide which one to go with what do u guys think

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable

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Want to draw my favorite deltarune post

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Reasons why Trans Women have hands:

+ Grab Blahaj

+ Hug Blahaj

+ Grab Tiddies

+ Shake Tiddies

+ Grab Girlfriend

+ Hug Girlfriend

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what if i got rwally mad th9ugh

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed