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Shes dating me forever and i gave her permission to call herself mami forever thanks for coming to my ted talk

Rhea,,, honey, with all due respect, you're not kayfabe dating a Latino anymore, stop calling yourself "Mami".

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Hair on my face screaming like a haunted lesbian in an empty mannor as i clutch my chest in pain bc my favorite fic hasnt been updated

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I have an idea i want to write but im not capable of REACHING THE PART WHERE I FEEL LIKE I'M WRITING IT LIKE IT SOUNDS IN MY HEAD

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I love how drew recognizes rhea as a separate entity he respects and doesn't mess with

Not Drew calling Priest walking herpes….I almost choked on my water when he said that. 🤣🤣

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@put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell jokes on u now u are trapped with me forever bestie 😁

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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A certified five-star match

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I think a little treat could solve this

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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I miss them everyday

RHEA RIPLEY and DOMINIK MYSTERIO on WWE SMACKDOWN | 3-17-23

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I can come up with 600 words while brain rotting at 4am this is concerning

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meeee...

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Ito literally saying i just wanna have fun at mania stop killing the vibes is so cute, my little muffin

Update: Bianca and Rhea continue to hit me where it hurts-

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It me