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new guy at work was like “someone that used to work here just looked at my linkedin profile…john doe?” and the entire office went

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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

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There is a child next to me at the clinic I'm doing bloodwork at that is watching ai generated videos of Spiderman farting, without headphones. And I'm trying to keep a straight face but i thought about someone being like oh no it's stealing jobs from real farting spidermen and my composure is breaking

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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.

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Souvenir shop

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025

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do the people who filmed blindspot know that they can hold the camera still

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.