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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

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enough of pedro pascal and ryan reynolds and all those other run-of-the-mill dilfs everyone and their mum are into: reblog and tell me your nichest old man crush

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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

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Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

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was admiring how handsome my bf was right now while he was bustling around the living room cleaning and he noticed and smiled at me and then turned to the side and farted

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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

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i think about “did you gif this with the gutenberg printing press” at least once a day

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kudos to this author for perfectly capturing how it feels to tell a joke that doesn’t land

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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just DNF’d a book because the dude’s name was Macon. like bacon

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another one

i'm gonna start posting phrases from books that made me immediately stop reading and yall aren’t allowed to comment on the names of the books because i said so

here we go

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i'm gonna start posting phrases from books that made me immediately stop reading and yall aren’t allowed to comment on the names of the books because i said so

here we go

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I can not wait to meet this gorgeous hunk of merman. David Lojaya is too good at drawing hotties.

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work