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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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I really wish that the actual newspapers would adopt this model.

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

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Starting a collection

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dump of some of my bangers >:3

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colors

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Joined by Republicans from the state legislature in a highly publicized ceremony, Texas governor Greg Abbott signed a law Thursday banning consensual sex. “I’m proud to sign this bill into law today making all consensual sexual acts punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison,” said Abbott, who was applauded by religious and other right-wing interest groups for standing up for traditional family values.

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@elodieunderglass another for the collection

@important-cat-pics

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“We get plenty of false alarms and hoaxes, but if there’s a real chance we’re dealing with an actual Black man, we’ll always prioritize the safety of our personnel and call in the unmanned unit,” SWAT team commander Lt. Wyatt Hayes said of the robot that, with the aid of sensors mounted on its manipulator arm, could be operated at a distance of more than 1,000 feet from the Black man. “It’s our obligation to keep our officers out of harm’s way if we can, and we’re fortunate to have the technology that enables us to do that.”

“But what’s important right now is that residents remain calm,” Hayes added. “This is exactly the kind of threat police train for.”

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