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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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is it weird to think abt doing sexual things with someone like. when you're literally with them. there's a guy i have a crush on (i think? i'm 15 and this is literally my first crush i think ever) and i don't try to think about sex stuff with him when i'm talking to him but sometimes he does stuff that makes me thing and ough. it makes me feel really guilty because he's RIGHT THERE like i can't wait??

that's called "being sexually attracted to someone" and it's extremely common

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I feel like somewhere in the wet and creepy bowels of the internet where new bad takes get cooked up somebody's getting ready to launch "it's a problematic power imbalance if your partner has more sexual experience than you" and it's going to hit like a hurricane

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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

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I went to It Doesn’t Bother Me island and you weren’t there despite it all lol

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Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

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the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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Aggressive, mean, pissed-off sex is fantastic but so is giggily, sweet, sex where we hold hands and act a little silly.

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Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

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Life lately.

It’s been a lot.

A lot of highs

A lot of lows

A lot of ebbs

A lot of flows

A lot of love

A lot of loss

A lot of trust

A lot of perseverance.

Because I must.

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gotta take this stupid ass piss before going to bed