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Just a good way of teaching youngins to count by 7s

Dog Years - WTF fun facts

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Before the video loaded, and before I reread the caption more carefully, I was really confused as to how a dandelion shows that it likes being petted?

so today i discovered that dandelion likes being petted like a cat

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I work in a nursing home. Generally, giving the residents “pet names” is frowned upon but everyone does it. My current go-to pet names are ���doll” and “granny”. So you can imagine the reaction when I stepped out of the way for an elderly man at the grocery store and say “you’re fine, doll” when he said “excuse me”. Or when I have gotten into a habit of calling my 7 year old step-daughter “granny”.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

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All that dude did was open the door for more clueless people to believe dumb shit they see on the wild web. Stirring the pot for no reason whatsoever

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I seriously hate the internet. People give their unwanted 2 cents and 99% of the time their facts are incorrect. I didn’t even notice the flags. Who even cares! It’s just petty and frankly useless to point out the little shit like that. Ugh.

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Maybe it used the gps on your phone/computer 🤔

Okay these online quizzes are starting to terrify me… I just took a quiz that accurately guessed where in the U.S. I grew up.. thats enough internet for today

if anyone else wants to do it heres the link

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See, this product would be pulled of the market. This was primarily used for kids to contact their parents. However, it would be highly offensive for 2-mother or 2-father or single parent families. 10 years ago this wouldn’t have been a huge issue. My how the times have changed.

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

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Derby always accompanies me when I take a bath 😸

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Drove myself to the hospital after breaking my back and ankle...then called my momma 😅

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I was helping my step daughter, 6 at the time, look for a bed spread on the Internet. I clicked on one and asked her “do you like this one?” She just kind of looked at me and didn’t answer. I said “well? Do you like it?” She said “hold on, I’m trying to think.” I said “okay..” and she said “well I’m trying to decide if I like it or not but all I can think about is foxes”

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

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A post dedicated to the incredible physical variety found between shark species

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years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

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Had another man die while trying to poop. He was a full code and had a Triple A. Which basically means when he stopped breathing and cpr was started, his Triple A would rupture and he would bleed out every hole he’s got. Which is exactly what happened. Found this 300lb man on the bathroom floor, naked, and blue. We started cpr and you could hear him pop. Blood starts coming out of his eyes, ears, mouth, nose, rectum, and penis. He didn’t make it.

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I work as a CNA and I’ve seen this happen to several of my patients. One in particular scarred me for life. My partner screamed for help and I found her with a little lady slumped over her shoulder in the bathroom....bowel movement all over my partner, the lady, the floor and the toilet. I only though she had fainted but my partner was like no, you don’t understand. She’s dead. So we call a code and my partner hulks this little lady onto her bed. We immediately start cpr. Minutes go by with no pulse or O2 reading. Nurse does a sternum rub. The lady immediate sits up in bed and projectile vomits black bile. Then, she dies again. We do another sternum rub and she comes back to life, continuously vomited the dark ooze. As EMTs arrive, she dies for a third time. EMTs, continue cpr and take her away. Still to this day I don’t know if she lived.

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Step one: identify as a doggo. Step two: turn 3 human years old but technically be 21 in dog years. Step three: buy alcohol.

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A Lone Man Refusing to do the German Nazi salute, 1936

via reddit

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My dream to be famous on social media

Dear diary and the 3 followers I have,

I’ve never been lucky enough to be famous on social media. I get like an average of 40 likes on IG compared to the 200+ likes like some of my friends. Twitter and FB are also duds. Tumblr may be my last option. But I have ran into some problems here. (1) I’ve had tumblr for like 2 years and I still don’t know how it works. (2) I was raised conservative, but turned to be a moderate conservative with a realistic outlook on life. I’ve noticed that most of Tumblr tends to be very liberal. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I feel like I will never truly fit in. All I want is to be liked. I’m very open minded, but do feel strongly about certain things. Ask me questions and I’ll give you my best answer. I’m very self-aware. I am empathetic and always try to understand others’ points of view. Us humans are stubborn in nature so we tend to be close-minded to anything but what we believe in.

I am not vegan. I actually like to deer hunt. I am fully aware of how bad the economy is for a full time employee/student. I own my own home. To get back to the point, if I can save my hard earned cash a few times a year on venison instead of buying processed meat at the store, I will.

I’m from the hills of Virginia. My hobbies include catching frogs, toads, snakes, crawdads, lizards, salamanders, and turtles (not for consumption). I like the outdoors and aspire to be a conservation police officer (also a touchy subject with Tumblr with the outrageous amount of police misconduct). I have a boyfriend who has a little girl.

I’m straight, tomboy, understanding, future step mom, antique truck obsessed gal from a whole in the wall town.

Love me