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a wink from an angel

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People unpleaser

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Why are some white people red

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a wink from an angel

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oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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every crew has the one homie who always gets whipped cream on the tip of his nose when you go out for milkshakes!

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

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hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying

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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it