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Viva Underground: The Unfinished Pilot!

NOTE: Earlier this year I began work on a sample first episode of Viva Underground but never finished it. As months have passed I realize I will probably never finish this so for your enjoyment here is what was produced but not finished. Enjoy!

[You log onto Twitch via whatever way you do it, (computer, cellphone, device, video game console, etc.), and you look at your "Followed Channels" and click on the one named "LuchaVivaPartsUnknownMBC4Ever". You have to sit through an ad, those annoying ads, and then..]

[We open to a black screen that quickly cuts to a shot inside a somewhat poorly lit VL Arena in El Centro, California! The crew doing the lighting during the Viva Lucha tapings are not present. No, you can see the ring well enough but it definitely does not look as professional as it did in the past. There is about 200 people in attendance and they look like the most hardcore of wrestling geeks one can imagine. They also look very nervous. But aside from the small crowd and the poor lighting the VL Arena looks much like we last saw it. EGC's office has police tape across the closed door. And.. Not much is going on?]

...

[The crowd begins to stir! The camera pans up the entrance ramp and we see a short & lean woman, dressed in a dark green suit with a black shirt, black shoes and a dark green mask covering her face. She walks towards the ring with a megaphone in her hands!]

[POP]

[The masked woman walks up the ring steps, climbs into the ring, fiddles about with the megaphone and then lifts it up to her masked mouth.]

Green Mask: Hello everyone!

[POP]

Green Mask: Welcome to VIVA UNDERGROUND!

[BIG POP]

Green Mask: Now, I know that all of you here followed some complicated instructions to get here. Technically we are not supposed to be in here at all but you know what we say to that?

[She looks around before cocking her head to the side.]

Green Mask: FUCK THE RULES! This is VIVA UNDERGROUND!

[HUGE POP]

Green Mask: We are also broadcasting live via Twitch so let's make some noise for everyone watching around the globe on whatever device they may be doing so!

[BIG POP]

[Green Mask pumps her fist at the crowd pop then continues.]

Green Mask: We don't have the PA situation worked out quite yet but we promise by the next show we will have it all worked out!

[POP]

Green Mask: Now, here in Viva Underground we have three bosses and they each have their own philosophy and ideas on how things should be done. Earlier, backstage, the three of them each wrote down a match they want, with the stipulations they want, on slips of paper and..

[She pats a pocket on her jacket.]

Green Mask: I've got them in my pocket! So here's what we're gonna' do.. I'm going to reach into my pocket and whatever slip I pull out first will be the match that happens first!

[POP]

Green Mask: Alright, here goes nothing.

[She puts the megaphone under one of her arms and reaches into her jacket pocket with the other and pulls out a slip of paper. She looks at it, nods her head and then grabs the megaphone and once she has it up to her masked mouth she holds the slip of paper in the air. We can see a square on the slip of paper.]

Green Mask: Our first match tonight will be fought under LIGHTNING MATCH RULES!

[BIG POP]

Green Mask: That means one fall with a ten minute time limit!

[POP]

[The masked woman looks up the entrance ramp, as do the fans, and the sole camera man working this apparently pans up to the top of the stage. A few moments pass before the curtains move and bursting out onto the stage is a familiar Motorhead loving fighter!]

[HUGE MASSIVE POP]

Green Mask: Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan.. Here is.. "OVERKILL" JOEY MALONE!

[Malone pumps his fists and ROCKS OUT even though there is no music playing! The meager crowd is TOTALLY MARKING OUT for the former MBC star as he makes his way to the ring. He leaps over the ropes and flashes the devil horn hand signs to the crowd who MARK OUT!]

[HUGE POP]

[Malone goes to a corner and we notice that a gray masked referee is also in the ring. The green masked woman lifts the megaphone to her masked mouth.]

Green Mask: And his opponent!

[Then she turns to look up the entrance ramp, as do the crowd, and the camera man slowly pans up to the stage and we wait.]

...

[And wait.]

...

[A lot of time is passing here.]

...

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[The crowd is FREAKING OUT and the camera quickly scrambles it's shot back to the ring where we see the metallic masked fighter QUESTION MARK on the top turnbuckle behind Joey Malone! Malone is looking around at the crowd because the commotion and we see Green Mask beating a retreat out of the ring herself. Malone FINALLY spins around and Question Mark LEAPS OFF the top with a KNEE STRIKE towards Malone!]

[GIANT POP]

[But Overkill JUST moves out of the way of Question Mark's Winter Strike finisher!

[HUGE POP]

*DING*

Green Mask: His opponent.. QUESTION MARK!

[The crowd ignores her because they're MARKING OUT as Malone is ALL OVER the masked man with rights and lefts, throwing punches with wild abandon!]

[MASSIVE POP]

[Question Mark stumbles into a corner and Malone hops onto the 2nd turnbuckle and rains hard punches down on his foe! Gray Mask, the ref, warns about the closed fists but Overkill is totally ignoring him. Question Mark grabs Malone and shoves him off the 2nd turnbuckle and away! The former MBC star lands on his feet, stumbles back, and charges forward as Question Mark bursts out of the corner with a clothesline! But Joey ducks the shot and when Question Mark spins around it's right into a LEAPING HEADBUTT by Overkill which sends the masked man stumbling through the ropes and out of the ring!]

[BIG POP]

[The metallic masked man scrambles to his feet while Malone runs off the ropes and then.. LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES INTO QUESTION MARK WITH A SOMERSAULT DIVE!]

[HUGE POP]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Malone gets to his feet and bangs his head while throwing the devil horns up in the air to a RAUCOUS POP from the crowd! Question Mark rolls away and then grabs the guard railing and pulls himself up. Overkill spots his foe is up and goes after him, to which the masked man picks up speed running away and then rolling back into the ring. Joey slides in after him and eats a PRECISION Low Dropkick right to his head!]

[BOOS]

[Joey rolls around holding his face while Question Mark gets to his feet. The metallic masked man hops onto the top turnbuckle, watches for Malone to get to his feet, then with lightning speed Question Mark walks the ropes quickly before springing off with a BLOCKBUSTER NECKBREAKER... Well that's what he was hoping for but Malone DROPPED down and avoided the move!]

[POP]

[Question Mark gets to his feet only to eat a dropkick from Overkill which sends the masked man through the ropes to outside the ring once again. The camera man scrambles to get over to that side of the ring as Malone climbs to the top turnbuckle. When Question Mark gets to his feet Malone takes flight... ]

*CRASH*

[YIKES POP]

[And WIPES OUT ON THE GUARD RAILING because Question Mark moved out of the way! The masked man rolls back into the ring while Gray Mask begins a count on Malone, who writhes in pain. Question Mark catches his breath for a moment.]

Crowd: OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL!

[Malone nods to the chants and pulls himself up to his feet and that is when Question Mark rushes to the ropes,  hops onto the 2nd rope and then leaps up while turning in the air onto the top rope, now with his back to Malone outside the ring, and...]

*LEAP*

*THUDD*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[HITS AN AMAZING MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO MALONE OUTSIDE THE RING!]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Question Mark gets to his feet and rolls under the ropes and back in the ring and motions to the ref who begins his count on Malone. Overkill lays on the floor outside wincing from the pain.]

Crowd: OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL!

[As the referee's count gets to 5 the MBC star begins to stir and rolls over to his side.]

Crowd: OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL!

[At the count of 7 he is on his knees and nodding along to the chants.]

Crowd: OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL! OVERKILL!

[At the count of 9 he dives under the ropes and back into the ring!]

[BIG POP]

[Question Mark charges over and hits a kneedrop across the back of Malone's neck.]

[BOOS]

[The masked man pulls Overkill up, hooks him by the head and hits a neckbreaker before going for the cover. ONE! TWO! ]

[POP]

[Malone kicks out! Question Mark pulls his foe up to his feet and scoops him up in his arms and heads to the corner where he puts the MBC star in the dreaded TREE OF WOE position! The masked man runs to the opposing corner and then charges forward..]

*THUDD*

[YOWZA POP]

[Delivering a SPEAR into the abdomen of Malone! Overkill plops out of the Tree of Woe and rolls around the ring, holding his midsection and gasping for air! Question Mark scrambles onto his foe and goes for another cover... ONE! TWO! ]

[POP]

[Malone again kicks out! Question Mark shakes his head then drags his rival to his feet once more before scooping him up and slamming him down to the canvas. The masked man leaps onto the 2nd rope and springs backwards... ASAI MOONSAULT...]

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

[OVERKILL GOT THE KNEES UP! Now it's Question Mark's turn to roll around while holding his mid-section! Malone grabs the ropes to pull himself up to his feet and then leans against a corner to catch his breath, still holding his midsection. Once he sees the masked man struggle to his knees Overkill gets an ANGRY expression and EXPLODES out of the corner and ...]

*SMACKATHUD*

[HUGE POP]

[PLOWS into Question Mark with a LOW DIVING FOREARM SMASH! With the crowd GOING NUTS Malone scrambles onto his rival and once more rains hard punches down! Gray Mask gets on his case about the punches and then..]

Green Mask: TWO MINUTES LEFT IN THIS MATCH!

[Malone's eyes go wild at that announcement and he drags Question Mark to his feet, slings him up onto his shoulders and charges at a corner where he TOSSES THE MASKED MAN HEAD FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! The metallic masked man grabs his head from the pain while Malone charges, hops over Question Mark and onto the 2nd turnbuckle, grabs the ropes and then leaps up and SPLASHES the masked man!]

[BIG POP]

[Overkill pulls Question Mark away from the ropes and goes for the cover.. ONE! TWO!]

[DEFLATED POP]

[But the masked man gets the shoulder up! Joey throws more punches down on Question Mark before dragging him up to his feet and whipping him towards the opposite corner. The masked man leaps onto the 2nd turnbuckle though and as Malone charges after him Question Mark leaps... but is CAUGHT in the arms of Overkill who shakes his head and then..]

*THUDABOOM*

[GIANT POP]

[PLANTS Question Mark with a MICHINOKU DRIVER! Overkill with the cover... ONE! TWO! ]

[DANG NABBIT]

[Question Mark escapes just in time!]

Green Mask: ONE MINUTE LEFT IN THE MATCH!

[Joey pulls Question Mark up in a scramble and tries to hook him in a front face lock but the masked man pulls away and hits a Step Up Enziguiri which sends Malone stumbling against the ropes! The masked man catches his breath then charges at his opponent only to eat a boot to the face!]

[POP]

[Question Mark staggers backwards towards the opposite side of the ring and Overkill charges forward and then leaps...]

*TUMBLE*

*THUD*

[YOWZA POP]

[HIGH CROSSBODY SENDS BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[HUGE POP]

[Both fighters scramble to their feet and charge at one another and fire hard shots back and forth!]

[STRIKE EXCHANG POP]

[Gray Mask rolls out of the ring and tries to admonish both men for the fists but neither one is listening as they hit each other as hard as they possibly can!]

[BIG POP]

[And as the fists fly, well so does the time.]

*DING DING DING*

[BOOOS]

[Gray Mask, at peril to his own safety, throws himself inbetween the two men and struggles to separate them as the crowd waits for the decision.]

Green Mask: The time limit HAS expired..

[BOOOS]

Green Mask: This match is ruled a draw!

[HUGE BOOS]

[Both fighters protest for a moment then turn towards one another and..]

[HUGE POP]

[THE FISTS GO FLYING AGAIN!]

Crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

[Gray Masks gets out of there as the two men tear into one another! They brawl against the guard railing and then up onto the entrance ramp! The cameraman follows them and we get to see Patrick theh Tall Leprechaun, Red Samurai, Slick Nick, Oscar de la Red and the Squash Brothers make their way out from the back and the wrestlers best known for being enhancement talent from New Wave Pro Wrestling do their best to separate the two fighters. Malone grabs at Question Mark's mask and..]

[HUGE POP]

[HE TEARS A PIECE OF THE MASK OFF! Question Mark grabs at where his mask was torn and then SPRINTS AWAY TO THE BACK IN DESPERATION!]

[HUGE POP]

[Malone hurls insults at his now nowhere to be seen rival while the picture fades to black and..]

[DAMNIT! It's another of those annoying Twitch ads! UGH! We sit through some ad or another for however long until the ad is over and we are once more looking at the ring inside the VL Arena and Green Mask is standing in the ring with the megaphone.]

Green Mask: It's time for me to reach into my pocket and for all of us to find out what the next match will be!

[POP]

[She reaches into her pocket and pulls out another slip of paper. She opens it, nods her head as she reads then lifts the megaphone to her mouth.]

Green Mask: The following match will be fought under TORNADO RULES!

[BIG POP]

Green Mask: That means all participants on both teams are allowed to fight in the ring at the same time. It will also be a FOUR-WAY INTERGENDER TRIOS MATCH!

[WHAT THE HOLY MOLY POP]

[Green Mask looks up the entrance ramp, the camera man pans that way as well. The curtains move and a group of people walk out and the crowd..]

[HUGE MARK OUT MANIA POP]

Green Mask: Introducing first the team of JUNO TAKAYAMA, HARRIETT MORRISON and PATRICK THE TALL LEPRECHAUN!

[Class of 2010 members Teresa Villa, Anna Williams and Valerie Bloom, all dressed in street clothes and Class of 2010 hoodies, follow behind their stablemates as the fans clamor to get high fives from the popular women's group. Patrick the Tall Leprechaun follows behind all of them just soaking in the cheers as if they are for him, though obviously none are for him.]

[As they climb into the ring the cameraman pans back towards the top of the entrance ramp because the curtains begin rustling and then a group comes walking out.]

[HUGE POP]

Green Mask: Here is the team of BRITTANY YOUNG, AMANDA IRVINE and OSCAR DE LA RED!

[Catherine MacDonald and an angry looking Cristiana, both in street clothes, follow their Class of 2011 stablemates. Fans are WAY into Brittany Young, the younger sister of the Young family clan, while Oscar De La Red walks behind the team nodding his head and looking nervous.]

[They climb into the ring and Cristiana stomps right up to her Iberian rival, Teresa Villa, and the crowd MARKS OUT as the two Iberians begin pushing and shoving at one another!]

[IBERIAN RIVALRY POP]

[The Class of 2010 pull Teresa back and jump in between her and Cristiana while the Class of 2011 pull the Portugese fighter back. As exciting as this scene is the cameraman pans back to the entrance ramp where the curtains again have movement and then out walks another group.]

[WOWZA WOAH POP]

Green Mask: Here is the team of ZOMBIE GIRL, LUCY DAGLISH and OTHER MAN!

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[Zombie Girl bites at the air as she does her zombie gimmick while Lucy Daglish keeps her eyes locked on the massive Other Man as he bumps fists with fans scrambling to bump fists with him. They hit the ring and we see Pink Mask, the female referee, has made it to the ring at some point. The cameraman then pans up to the entrance ramp and the curtains begin rustling and out steps a group and the crowd FREAKS OUT!]

[ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOLY MOLY POP]

Green Mask: And here is the final team of MEGUMI KOSAKA, T-HONDA and SLICK NICK!

[Megumi Kosaka glares down towards the ring before her and Honda sprint towards it, leaving a confused Slick Nick behind! The cameraman struggles to pan back towards the ring as Kosaka slides under the ropes and charges right up to Takayama and begins throwing stiff shots! Juno is taken aback and by surprise and suddenly the entire ring is alive with brawling as everyone just starts brawling and the crowd goes nuts!]

[HUGE POP]

[Kosaka is brawling with Juno, Honda is stiffing the HECK out of Brittany Young, Harriett Morrison is punching away at Amanda Irvine, Cristiana is brawling with Teresa Villa, Anna Williams and Valerie Bloom are rolling out of the ring, Catherine MacDonald is trying to get out of the ring, Patrick the Tall Leprechaun, Oscar De La Red and Slick Nick are lookinng around at everything and in the middle of the ring? Zombie Girl and Lucy Daglish are looking up at the massive Other Man. Other Man pops his knuckles then nods his head and..]

[CRAZY TIMES POP]

[Other Man EXPLODES Slick Nick's face with a vicious headbutt sending blood shooting out of Nick's nose! Zombie Girl leaps onto Patrick the Tall Leprechaun and starts biting him rabidly! Lucy Daglish throws punches straight into De La Red's face before KICKING HIM IN THE GROIN!]

[CRAZY POP]

[The camera man is struggling to keep up with the action, fists are flying, bodies are flying, it's complete chaos! Pink Mask, the referee, is looking around like a cat following a laser pointer. Other Man yanks Slick Nick up by his nose before throwing him over his shoulders with ease and TOSSING HIM INTO KOSAKA & TAKAYAMA IN A CORNER!]

[YIKES POP]

[Patrick the Tall Leprechaun tries to run away from Zombie Girl and bumps into Harriett Morrison who spins around, grabs him and LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR and... SPINEBUSTER!]

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[T-Honda chokes Brittany Young on the ropes while Cristiana and Teresa Villa spill over the ropes to the floor outside! Catherine MacDonald, still in the ring, sees her Class of 2011 team mate Lucy Daglish being grabbed by the throat by an angry Oscar De La Red and she charges.. Only to get SHOVED to the canvas by Other Man who wraps his big hands around the back of Oscar's head and BLASTS him with a vicious headbutt!]

[CHAOS POP]

[The cameraman pans to outside the ring where we see Anna Williams and Valerie Bloom trying to keep Cristiana and Villa separated but to no avil the two begin wildly brawling once more! He pans back up to the ring where Juno Takayama and Megumi Kosaka get to their feet and begin exchanging hard strikes while Slick Nick and Patrick the Tall Leprechaun help each other up.. ONLY TO BE FLATTENED BY OTHER MAN TOSSING OSCAR DE LA RED ONTO THEM!]

[BIG POP]

[Zombie Girl is biting on Amanda Irvine's thigh, which she does NOT enjoy at all. Irvine fires punches to try and pry Zombie Girl off her only for her Class of 2011 team mate, Lucy Daglish, to PLOW into Amanda with a spear! Harriett Morrison bumps into Other Man and the two of them glare at one another.]

[OH SHIT POP]

[Harriett starts talking trash talk to Other Man, who only smiles and nods his head, and then Morrison hits a STIFF forearm shot across the chest of Other Man. The big man looks down at his chest and then grabs Harriett and TOSSES HER THROUGH THE AIR AND INTO SLICK NICK, DE LA RED AND PATRICK THE TALL LEPRECHAUN AS THEY WERE JUST GETTING UP!]

[CHAOS POP]

[T-Honda is dragging Brittany's face across the ropes before then BACKDROP SUPLEXING her! Juno and Megumi tumble through the ropes and off the apron to the floor outside while Villa and Cristiana continue brawling. Cameraman pans back inside the ring where Other Man is grabbing Patrick the Tall Leprechaun by his ears and yanking him up to his feet before tossing the man onto his shoulders and charging towards the ropes.. The cameraman pans quickly to outside where we see Anna Williams and Valerie Bloom look up at the ring with some panic and then.. VALERIE PUSHES ANNA OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE PATRICK THE TALL LEPRECHAUN GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND CRUSHES BLOOM AGAINST SOME EMPTY CHAIRS!]

[OH DEAR GAWD POP]

[Patrick rolls away quickly and Anna Williams rushes over, screaming as Valerie Bloom lays motionless with the back of her head and neck against bent a bent chair! Pink Mask rushes out of the ring and checks on Valerie Bloom before urgently motioning to Green Mask. The masked announcer runs over and Pink Mask yells stuff to her and Green Mask puts her hands over her masked mouth before running off.]

[SOMETHING IS WRONG PANIC POP]

[Juno stumbles over and Anna is crying to her. Juno grabs her blue hair with a look of anguish on her face before Megumi Kosaka DECKS her from behind, sending Takayama stumbling into some fans in the front row! Teresa Villa, slightly bloodied from brawling, comes running over and sees the situation and is calling to Harriett in the ring.]

[SOMETHING IS WRONG POP]

[Cristiana tries to attack Villa but a crying Anna Williams jumps in the middle, screaming at the Portugese, and the Iberian's demeanor changes completely and she backs away.]

*THUDD*

*BOOM*

[Loud noises from the ring, the cameraman pans into the ring to see Other Man getting up after having hit something on poor Slick Nick. The large man grabs a dazed Oscar De La Red, lifts him up high into the air from behind before...]

*THUDDABOOMAPOWWWW*

Some In The Crowd: TAKE THAT ASS!

[Other Man DESTROYS De La Red with his atomic drop driver sitdown bomb! T-Honda and Kosaka are standing on the ring apron looking at what is happening outside while Brittany Young is catching her breath in a corner. Cameraman pans back to outside the ring where we see Green Mask on her cellphone making a call while Anna, Teresa, Juno and Harriett cry as Pink Mask tries to attend to the still motionless Valerie Bloom.]

"This is a fucking mess!"

[We hear the cameraman speak before he puts the camera down and we cut to one of those annoying Twitch ads. You know them. Commercials. Commercials that can interupt what you are watching on Twitch. Pains in the asses. Those things. Bah!]

....

[What?! ANOTHER AD?! Seriously Twitch?!]

....

[GIVE ME A BREAK! ANOTHER FUCKING AD?! Darn you Twitch!]

.....

[We finally come back from the endless Twitch ads and we see the Class of 2010 and Pink Mask carrying Valerie Bloom on a makeshift stretcher up the entrance ramp. The camera pans back to the ring where a very nervous Green Mask awaits with the megaphone.]

Green Mask: S-sorry about that guys! I'm sure that she will be... OK!

[POP]

[Green Mask gulps hard before reaching into her pockets. She pulls out another slip of paper and looks at it. We see a triangle shape drawn on the paper and she takes a deep breath before continuing.]

Green Mask: Our MAIN EVENT of the evening...

[BIG POP]

Green Mask: Is supposed to be a MEGA DOMO DE LA MUERTE MATCH!

[LEAP OUT OF THEIR SEATS NO FREAKING WAY ARE WE ABOUT TO GET THAT MATCH FOR REAL HOLY MOLY POP]

[Green Mask waits for the crowd to die down before speaking again.]

Green Mask: However, we do not have the resources to put together a Mega Domo de la Muerte match!

[HUGE BOOS]

[Green Mask nods her head, as if she expected this.]

[CONTINUED BOOS]

[She nods her head more.]

[BOOS]

[Green Mask holds a hand up.]

Green Mask: W-we are as disappointed as all of you. I assure you!

[BOOS]

Green Mask: But we have a back up stipulation match planned and it-

"SILENCE HUMAN"

[EVERYONE, including Green Mask, is startled by the robotic voice coming over the PA. She looks around in a mild panic, unsure of what is going on.]

"THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER!"

[MASSIVE NO FREAKING WAY POP]

[Music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), and the cameraman pans up to the entrance ramp and the fans LOSE THEIR SHIT as all these figures, both male and female, come walking out dressed in dark blue jumpsuits and wearing robot themed masks! They're carrying pieces of a domed steel cage and the lights.. oh my goodness... THE LIGHTS GET BRIGHTER AS THE FULL HOUSE LIGHTS GO ON!]

[THE MAGIC OF PROPER LIGHTING AND ROBOTS POP]

[As fans FREAK OUT we see a robot masked worker approach the cameraman and... WE CUT TO AN ANNOYING TWITCH AD!]

!!!

[DANG THOSE TWITCH ADS!]

...

[You know what's happening? More Twitch ads.]

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[The ad is over! YAY! What now? ... ANOTHER AD! Curses!]

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[Doot doot. What's that? Oh.. MORE ADS!]

.......

[SO MANY ADS! WTH TWITCH?!]

............

[FINALLY! Ads are over and HOLY MOLY there is a DOMED STEEL CAGE SURROUNDING THE RING! Inside the ring is Black Mask, the black masked referee, and a man dressed in a sharp looking silver grey tuxedo who is wearing a mask that resembles Cy-Kill from the Go-Bots! BTW we are seeing everything so much better now, the picture quality has improved a lot and...]

[.. Oh my! OH MY! We're getting different shots from different cameras!

[egctllvivalucha]

THE ANNOUNCEMENT

[You're viewing Youtube either via a computer, a cellphone, a tablet, a BluRay player, a video game console.. Whatever you view Youtube with. You do a search for "Viva Lucha Return 2018" and the top result is from an account titled "LuchaVivaPartsUnknownMBC4Ever". It's a video titled "THE ANNOUNCEMENT", and yes it's in all caps, and you click on the video, it loads up and it plays.]

[Black screen with white text.]

"June 12th, 2017"

[We cut to a "FFN Breaking News" graphic with a dramatic three note musical cue before it cuts to familiar FFN reporter, Julie Statler, dressed in a dark green dress suit and sitting behind an anchor's desk as if for a nightly news broadcast.]

JS: Good afternoon, I am Julie Statler here with Breaking News coming out of el Centro, California! In the past hour FBI and police forces raided the VL Arena, as well as a warehouse next door, and have arrested several people including Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. Carranza is the owner and boss of the Viva Lucha wrestling promotion which broadcasts from our network, the Fantastic Fight Network.

[We cut to footage of police leading a very unhappy EGC away in handcuffs.]

JS: Apparently other business ventures that Carranza is involved with both in the United States and in Mexico have been under investigation for numerous illegal activities. The Viva Lucha promotion were supposed to be taping their season finale for a broadcast later this month here on the Fantastic Fight Network but due to these events the show tonight has been cancelled.

[The cops put Carranza into the police car before we cut back to the studio with Julie.]

JS: The Fantastic Fight Network released a statement moments ago that explained for the forseeable future the Viva Lucha program is on indefinite hiatus. Tradicion Lucha Libre, the parent company of the Viva Lucha promotion, has not released any satements at this time.

[We abruptly cut to a black screen and more white text.]

"June 15th, 2017"

[We cut away once again to a "FFN Breaking News" graphic and that dramatic 3 note musical cue before cutting to Julie Statler in the studio once again, this time in a dark blue dress suit.]

JS: Good morning, I am Julie Statler here with Breaking News! This morning the el Centro Police Department discovered that Viva Lucha owner and boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, had escaped jail! Authorities believe it was an inside job and that Carranza has already fled to Mexico. Author-

*SKRNK*

[The footage is abruptly cut off to another black screen but no white text this time.]

...

*BNK*

[A lone light cuts through the darkness and we see three masked figures standing before a dusty "Viva Lucha" banner. The room is still dark because it's one dim light but we can make out that these three masked figures are all dressed in black cloaks. Their masks are black as well with just eye holes giving us  brief look at the faces behind the masks. The masked person on the left of the screen has a square outline embroidered on the forehead of the mask. The one in the middle has a triangle outline embroiedered on their mask. The one on the right has a circle outline embroidered on theirs.]

Triangle Mask: (distorted voice) Welcome viewers to the abandoned husk of the VL Arena in El Centro, California!

Square Mask: (distorted voice) Once this arena was the talk of the wrestling world as the home of Viva Lucha.

Circle Mask: (distorted voice) Now it gathers dust while Viva Lucha languishes in uncertainty!

Triangle Mask: (distorted voice) Tradicion Lucha Libre has kept quiet. Some speculate they are aiding in hiding the fugitive Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza from authorities til a legal solution can be reached to bring his return here.

Square Mask: (distorted voice) All the while this temple for fighting goes neglected. A sad punishment for an innocent and sacred hall of fighting.

Circle Mask: (distorted voice) The time has come for the silence to end and for fighting to return and breathe life into this place!

Triangle Mask: (distorted voice) The activities to follow are not sanctioned by Tradicion Lucha Libre, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, the Fantastic Fight Network or anyone else.

Square Mask: (distorted voice) We three have committed ourselves to willingly breaking the rules, laws and standards to bring fighting back to the VL Arena.

Circle Mask: (distorted voice) We also have three very different visions for how this should be done but we have agreed to take turns in running fights here.

Together: (distorted voice) Together we bring life back to this home of fighting under a new name!

[They turn and each of them get a hand on the "Viva Lucha" banner and then..]

*RIP*

[Tearing down the banner reveal another banner, of much cruder make, that reads: ]

"Viva Underground"

[The three masked figures walk away and the screen goes pitch black.]

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Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 07

[We open to a HDTV flatscreen with footage of Meiko Yamazaki looking out at the VL Arena crowd while standing on the entrance ramp, the legendary pink belt around her waist, and her eyes watering up as the crowd give her an incredibly warm welcome with the Japanese contingent chanting "MEIKO! MEIKO!". Hardcore Viva Lucha fans probably recognize the footage from the second episode of the first season. We pull back to see that the TV is set up inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. Then we pan over to see the person watching this footage, with a sad look on his face, is the Viva Lucha el jefe himself!]

EGC: ...

[We cut back to the TV and see Meiko giving an embrace to a young fan some may remember, little Heather, then posing with the girl before turning to the cameras and saying something that is picked up by the mics.]

MY: I promise Heather that after I win tonight I will let her wear the pink belt and take a picture with it!

[A cut back to Carranza who chuckles with a little smile.]

*RING*

[EGC's face contorts with annoyance and perhaps RAGE at the disturbance. He picks up a remote and pauses his VL rewatch and then answers his phone with a dark look on his face.]

EGC: This had BETTER be worth my time, Hector! I am very busy right now!

[We cut to inside a car parked on a quiet street in a suburb just outside of Dallas, Texas. We see Hector Moreno making a scared face while holding his cellphone.]

HM: S-si, el jefe. I just wanted to update you on the assignment you gave me.

[He winces as angry words come through the phone.]

HM: W-well, I have not located the ah.. document yet.. But, I did find out that the man in possession of it is indeed Mr. McAllister.

[More angry noises and Hector takes a hard swallow.]

HM: S-si. He is known as Pinhead. Forgive me for ...

[Moreno closes his eyes as more angry barking emits from his phone and he nods his head.]

HM: Y-yes. Not only am I searching for him but I have Juan and Martin doing so as well.

[Hector listens but shakes his head.]

HM: We could not get Luis on this job, he is too deep on that other matter.

[Moreno nods.]

HM: Si.

[Hector sighs, slightly more relieved as he slides down in his car seat a bit. We cut back to EGC's office and Carranza who nods his head.]

EGC: Good job, Hector. You and the boys keep me updated. Excellent. Bye.

[Carranza hangs up and sets his phone down while picking the remote control back up. We hear the crowd chanting "MEIKO! MEIKO!" and Carranza's frown becomes a sad smile as he leans back in his chair before we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to the packed VL Arena in El Centro, California with a rowdy crowd on hand! Shots of excited fans fill our screen before we go to the announce table where two familiar faces greet us.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcast partner, Diego Hernandez!

DH: People, Jose only claims to be my partner because he wants to fabricate a tie to the prestige and honor of my family, the GREATEST family in the world, the Hernandez family! Do not listen to him, he is really more my lowly sidekick.

[Jose rolls his eyes and chuckles.]

JI: What a show we have for you tonight, our last show before the season two finale!

DH: Season Dos has just flown by!

JI: I suspect a man in Missouri would say otherwise.. But nonetheless.. Tonight there will be a debut by a trios team that has been lighting up the wrestling world, PAINTED FREAKS will be in the ring tonight against Los Titanes del Rudo! Also making their debut tonight is Class of 2011's LUCY DAGLISH as she goes one on one against VALERIE BLOOM!

DH: Not only that, Jose, I have heard from my good friend from the United Kingdom, "The Duke" WILLIAM PHILLIPS, that he will be going one on one against the CYBORG KING!

JI: That singles match will indeed be happening tonight. But there is something VERY special happening tonight in our opening match and in our main event! Our opening match is a twelve person battle royal for a CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! All twelve competitors have never fought in Viva Lucha before and the lone competitor left standing not only has a chance to compete in Viva Lucha potentially in an ongoing status in the future.. They will earn a spot in our main event which is a SIX MAN LADDER MATCH with an opportunity to face FURY on our Season Finale with the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP on the line!

DH: It really is a chance of a lifetime, Jose!

JI: Si! Lets go to the ring and our ring announcer Fernando Rodriguez!

[We cut to the ring, a ring filled with all manner of competitors, and Fernando Rodriguez who is dressed in a purple tuxedo jacket and pants with a green sash around his waist, a highlighter blue shirt with a green bowtie and mustard yellow dress shoes.]

DH: We seriously need to buy Fernando a new wardrobe.

[Fernando smiles.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the night is a TWELVE PERSON BATTLE ROYAL with a chance to compete in Viva Lucha and a spot in our main event tonight on the line!

[HUGE POP]

FR: Introducing the competitors! From Rythm City... Here is.. SENOR TAMBOURINE!

[A luchador in a yellow mask with white trim around the eye holes and mouth, dressed in a brown vest with baggy orange pants and red ring boots, shakes a tambourine in the air while dancing.]

FR: From the Serpent's Den.. Here is.. LA SERPIENTE!

[A luchadora with black hair and a green snake themed mask and green snake themed gear, does a snake like dance in the ring while hissing a lot.]

FR: From Hoopsville.. Here is... SLAM DUNK!

[A VERY short luchador, borderline mini height, wearing white with red trim basketball shirt and shorts with sneakers on and a mask that looks like an orange basketball, pretends to dribble an invisible ball in the ring and then go for a shot at an imaginary basket.]

FR: From Where The End Always Is.. Here is... DISINTEGRATION!

[There is actually a POP from the crowd as this chubby luchador wearing a white kabuki themed mask with messy hair in the style of Robert Smith of the Cure hanging over it, while dressed in a black button up shirt and black tights and ring boots, does a Robert Smith-ish dance which draws an even BIGGER POP for him.]

FR: From Rancho Azul... Here is... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[Another POP from the crowd because this is a very LARGE and MUSCULAR masked man wearing a blue mask that covers his entire head, blue tights and white ring boots. He does a small fist pump but otherwise is very calm.]

FR: From the US of A... Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... MISS LIBERTY!

[The former FFN Pro and Girl Fight competitor, with her American flag themed mask and gear, gives a motion to the crowd and gets a HUGE RECOGNITION POP!]

FR: From Puebla, Mexico... Here is... ROMEO GOMEZ!

[The Mexican wrestler, with a thick mustache and curly black hair and dressed in red trunks with pink ring boots, blows kisses at the crowd.]

FR: From the Land of Hot Air.. Here is... TOOTZ!

[An overweight woman wearing a black body suit with black ring botos and a black mask waves at the crowd.]

FR: From Minneapolis, MN.. Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... SANDY BREWSTER!

[A HUGE RECOGNITION POP as the butchy and strong looking female competitor with short brown hair and baggy black MMA styled shorts with a gray "TUFF GRRL" t-shirt raises a fist in the air and flashes an appreciative smile for the crowd response.]

FR: From the Concession Stands.. Here is... MACHO NACHO!

[A man wearing a nacho themed mask that covers his entire head and wearing an all over orange body suit with yellow trunks and brown ring boots and gloves, jumps around the ring before throwing both fists up in the air.]

FR: From HAWTSVILLE... Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... "HAWT STUFF" KELLY MYERS!

[A MASSIVE RECOGNITION POP for the BEAUTIFUL Myers who glares at the crowd.]

FR: And FINALLY.. From the Farm.. Here is... MR. GOBBLE GOBBLE!

[It is a man in a head to toe Turkey costume who does a chicken dance in the ring.]

DH: Jose, some of these losers are very obvious misfits.

JI: Si.

DH: But.. Miss Liberty! Sandy Brewster! Kelly Myers! These are somewhat well known competitors!

JI: It says a lot about the level of competition in Viva Lucha that even competitors long time wrestling fans will recognize have to go through a match just to get a CHANCE to compete here in the VL Arena!

[Fernando flees the ring and then rings the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** 12 Person Chance Of A Lifetime Battle Royal: Señor Tambourine, La Serpiente, Slam Dunk, Disintegration, El Caballo de Troya Azul, Miss Liberty, Romeo Gomez, Tootz, Sandy Brewster, Macho Nacho, Kelly Myers, Mr. Gobble Gobble **********************************************************

[At the start the male competitors all rushed El Caballo de Troya Azul while the ladies all rushed Tootz, the two biggest competitors in the match! El Caballo sent luchadors stumbling away as he hit them with HUGE right hand punches, but Tootz did not fare as well and soon was sent tumbling over the ropes to the floor outside!]

FR: TOOTZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: I guess she was full of hot air, eh?

DH: Que?! Were you trying to tell a joke, Jose?!

JI: N-no.. Just an uh.. Observation. Yeah...

[Senor Tambourine and Romeo Gomez began fighting each other with gusto while El Caballo was running roughshod over Slam Dunk, Macho Nacho and Disintegration. Meanwhile Mr. Gobble Gobble attacked Sandy Brewster from behind which turned the ENTIRE crowd against him! But soon the crowd was MARKING OUT because Miss Liberty and Kelly Myers joined Sandy Brewser in taking it to Mr. Gobble Gobble and then the three of them worked together to send the turkey fighter over the ropes to the floor outside!]

[HUGE POP]

FR: MR. GOBBLE GOBBLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: Apparently turkeys can fly after all!

DH: What are you doing, Jose?! Why are you trying jokes?! This is not like you!

[Senor Tambourine broke away from fighting Romeo Gomez and joined the effort against El Caballo. Meanwhile Kelly Myers and Miss Liberty began doing battle with one another and Sandy Brewster was dealing with Romeo Gomez who was trying to give her a kiss?! Sandy was NOT into that at all and stunned the mustached man with hard shots before surprising him by scooping him up in her arms and tossing him out of the ring!]

[GIANT POP]

FR: ROMEO GOMEZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: Listen to this crowd! They are really getting behind Sandy Brewster tonight!

DH: Yes! Talk like that, Jose! Not the weird stuff you were trying out.

JI: Lo siento.

DH: It was as if you were working on jokes to impress a girl or something.

JI: Wh-what?! I never said anything about Bri-

DH: DON'T SAY IT JOSE!

JI: AIEEEEEE!

[El Caballo rammed Disintegration and Slam Dunk against each other and then clotheslined Macho Nacho over the ropes and out of the ring!]

FR: MACHO NACHO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Kelly Myers was choking Miss Liberty against the ropes while Sandy Brewster was goading Senor Tambourine to do battle with her! He was not feeling that but was having to defend himself when she began taking it to him with hard forearms and kicks! Meanwhile El Caballo sent Disintegration across the ring with an atomic drop before grabbing Slam Dunk and TOSSING him over the ropes and to the floor outside!]

FR: SLAM DUNK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: El Caballo de Troya Azul has some SERIOUS strength!

DH: He is HUGE too! But Jose...

JI: Si?

DH: Where is La Serpiente?!

[The masked snake woman has somehow avoided combat by hiding in a corner all this time. She continues to watch as Kelly Myers and Miss Liberty struggle to throw the other out of the ring. And when both are leaning against the ropes that is when La Serpiente springs into action, races over and.. DUMPS BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THE RING!]

[WHAT?! POP]

FR: KELLY MYERS and MISS LIBERTY HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: She was waiting for the right moment to strike, Diego.

DH: The ruda is strong in this one!

[La Serpiente retreats back to a corner and watches as El Caballo slams Disintegration's head repeatedly into turnbuckles! Senor Tambourine is getting fed up with Sandy Brewster attacking him and he SNAPS and KNEES HER IN THE MIDSECTION! The fans BOO him out of the building! Tambourine waves off the fans angrily before pulling Brewster up and hitting a forearm across her upper back which sends her stumbling against the ropes. Tambourine does a dance, pretends to shake an imaginary tambourine which draws even LOUDER BOOS before charging at Sandy.. Who ducks down and BACK BODYDROPS THE MASKED MAN OUT OF THE RING!]

[MASSIVE POP]

FR: SENOR TAMBOURINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: What a showing we are seeing from Sandy Brewster here tonight!

DH: She could end up winning this battle royal, Jose!

JI: And then we would have a luchadora competing for a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight CHampionship later tonight!

DH: Gender walls could come crashing down tonight in Viva Lucha!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[Disintegration uses a thumb to the eye to blind El Caballo which gives the masked man a chance to catch his breath. Meanwhile La Serpiente jumps Sandy from behind and the crowd BOOS LIKE NO TOMORROW! The masked snake woman hisses at the fans before attacking Brewster more and then attempting to whip her to the ropes but Sandy reverses the whip and pulls La Serpiente to her and.. HIP TOSSES HER OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[SUPER DUPER POP]

FR: LA SERPIENTE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: This is turning into a star making night for Sandy Brewster here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Do not speak so quickly, Jose!

[True to Diego's doom prophesizing form, as Sandy raises a fist to acknowledge the cheers from the fans she is oblivious to Disintegration rushing up behind her! He grabs her then TOSSES HER OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[SUPER DUPER BURN IN HELL BOOS]

FR: SANDY BREWSTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: You must always be alert in these kinds of matches.

[Sandy is DEVASTATED outside the ring, crying in disappointment and frustration on the floor outside. Meanwhile, Disintegration tries to appease the crowd with his Robert Smith dance but they BOO HIM LIKE HE IS THE WORST WAR CRIMINAL OF ALL TIME! The Cure themed fighter pays too much attention to the crowd though because a HUGE muscular El Caballo gets to his feet behind him and shakes his head. The boos turn to CHEERS when the blue masked man spins Disintegration around and DECKS him with a big right hand! He follows it up with another big right hand before whipping his foe to the rope and hitting a HUGE BIG BOOT that sends Disintegration FLYING OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[BIG POP]

FR: DISINTEGRATION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! The winner of a CHANCE OF A LIFETIME... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

JI: What an opportunity this man has just won himself! Not only does he have a chance to fight in Viva Lucha going forward but now he gets to fight in our main event tonight with a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship on the line!

DH: That big boot sure looked familiar to me, Jose. So did those right hands.

JI: Really?

DH: But I can not place from where...

[The big masked man scrambles out of the ring and stops Sandy Brewster from leaving to the back. He motions for her to climb inside the ring with him. They both climb inside the ring, confusion and disappointment on her face, and then el Caballo grabs her right hand and LIFTS IT UP IN THE AIR while motioning towards her!]

[MASSIVE POP]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[El Caballo claps his hands and nods his head while motioning towards Brewster. The "Tuff Girl" is trying not to cry like a baby as the fans show her LOTS of love!]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: She may not have won this battle royal but I'm sure with an effort like hers tonight this is not the last we will see of Sandy Brewster!

[El Caballo leaves the ring so Brewster can get ALL of the love from the crowd as an emotional Sandy nods her head appreciatively to the fans who chant her name.]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[We fade to the HDTV in EGC's office again. This time we see Midori Masamoto hitting a high kick upside Meiko Yamazaki's head from Viva Lucha Season 1 Episode 4. Yamazaki doubles over while holding her head in pain and Masamoto springs into action...]

*GASP*

[We cut to el jefe, EGC himself, with a very regretful, guilty and sad expression on his face. He winces from something on screen.]

EGC: What was I thinking?!

[Cut back to the TV and Carranza is celebrating wildly while little Heather, the young fan most everyone has forgotten from VL's first season, is bawling her eyes out while her mother comforts her when...]

*RING*

[Back to Carranza who scrambles for the remote, pauses his VL rewatch and then glances at the cellphone before answering.]

EGC: Before you get going with that motormouth of yours, Juan, know that I am VERY busy at the moment! So just tell me what you have discovered quickly so we can both get about our business.

[Emanuel listens for a moment before a look of surprise comes over his face.]

EGC: You are where?! ... Why would he be there?!

[Carranza's surprise becomes confusion and then outrage!]

EGC: Juan, you are telling me that you went all the way to THAT place looking for Pinhead, did NOT find him there, and why would you find him there of all places, and decided to call me to tell me that you have NADA to show for your efforts so far?!

[...]

EGC: ....

[His face contorts in rage.]

EGC: CALLATE! If you were not the magnificent MALDITO that you are at what you normally do I would have you making coffee and running lunch orders for the warehouse! Listen to me VERY carefully, Juan... Only call me if you have found Pinhead. Understood?

[...]

EGC: Now get back to work! And I better not hear about you going to THOSE places again!

[With an angry sigh Carranza turns off his phone. He shakes his head before picking up the remote and going back to his VL rewatch. We cut to backstage where we see the throne chair made of electronic junk with the King of Cyborgs, Cyborg King, sitting upon it with his crown of wires, metal and junk upon his head and the Viva Lucha Trios Championships, one around his waist and the other two sitting on his lap. Cy01 and Cy02 stand on either side of him. The King seems to be in deep thought when something catches his attention. Cy-Force become aware as well and they strike defensive formations.]

"Where is she?!"

[Professor Where walks up on the scene with an angry expression on his face.]

PW: What have you done with Mary Sue?!

[Cy-Force are ready to spring into action but Cyborg King chuckles and motions for them to stand down. He leans back in his throne with a dark smirk which irritates the second Professor Where.]

PW: For God's sake, man! Tell me something about her! Is she safe?! Is she here?!

[Cyborg King strokes his chin then points at the Professor.]

CK: I am no man.

[Where looks ready to leap onto the cyborg monarch but the king continues.]

CK: You... Not man either.

[Professor Where suddenly looks nervous.]

PW: I.. How could you know? I mean..

[He shakes it off.]

PW: I'm not here to discuss myself. I want to know about Mary Sue!

[Cyborg King strokes his chin before pointing at the Professor again.]

CK: Other worlder, the once woman is perfectly fine.

[Where is taken aback.]

PW: "Once woman"?!

[The King of the Cyborgs smiles.]

CK: I have a fight to prepare for and you have a fight to prepare for as well, other worlder. But find peace because before tonight is over the once woman will come to you.

[Professor Where is flabbergasted and looks more upset than before but with a motion from the Cyborg King, Cy-Force spring in front of their monarch and prepare to move Where by force. The Professor considers taking them on but then sighs and nods his head.]

PW: Alright, Cyborg King. You say she will come to me then I will wait for her to come. If she doesn't come.. I will come for you!

[The Professor begins to walk away when..]

CK: Just remember, other worlder..

[Where looks back at the king of all Cyborgs.]

CK: I am not the king who broke her.

[Cyborg King flashes a little smile as Where walks off. We cut to inside the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/B4dVbFhDmvQ ), and the crowd POP!]

FR: Introducing first.. From Glasgow, Scotland... Part of the Class of 2011 stable.. Here is... LUCY DAGLISH!

[Running out onto the entrance ramp is the cute faced Scot with a green mo-hawk and dressed in a torn up dark blue t-shirt and dark gray tights with black ring boots on. She SPAZZES OUT, jumping around and flailing her arms around, before making her way to the ring.]

JI: Lucy Daglish seems fired up tonight as she makes her debut in Viva Lucha!

DH: I thought we would see some of her comrades with her but she appears to be alone, Jose!

JI: Well, Daglish has always been notoriously frustrating to be around apparently.

DH: Maybe it is her hair.

[Daglish climbs into the ring and spazzes out some more to a POP and then the music fades and new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), and the crowd LEAP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: And her opponent... Part of the Class of 2010 stable.. Here is... VALERIE BLOOM!

[HUGE POP as the GORGEOUS Class of 2010-er walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing her pink and purple colored ring gear. She isn't alone though, all her Class of 2010 stable mates follow behind her dressed in their Class of 2010 hoodies and jeans. Juno Takayama limps behind them all.]

JI: Well Valerie definitely has support with her tonight!

DH: I think this says a lot about why the Class of 2010 has historically had the advantage over the Class of 2011, Jose.

JI: They are definitely a tighter unit with stronger bonds for sure.

[Valerie climbs into the ring which draws a HUGE POP from the male fans who enjoyed that way too much! Anna Williams, Teresa Villa, Harriett Morrison and Juno Takayama yell encouragements to Valerie as she prepares to fight. Lucy is just spazzing out in a corner and yelling stuff about "anarchy" while the pink masked referee waits for Fernando to leave the ring before calling for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Valerie Bloom [Class of 2010] vs Lucy Daglish [Class of 2011] **********************************************************

[Both women go to lock up, or so Valerie thinks, but Lucy thinks they're going for a hug and tries to embrace Bloom. Valerie is all weirded out by this and complains to the official. Daglish looks confused and then shrugs and goes to lock up. valerie controls Lucy early with headlocks. Daglish tries to get out but keeps getting put back into them. When Lucy finally does escape she checks on her mo-hawk before giving a little speech about anarchy and non-conformity and says she is going to impress the big guy.]

DH: What is she going on about, Jose?!

JI: No se, Diego! "The Big Guy" could be any number of people!

[Daglish attacks Valerie more aggressively and Val is kind of overwhelmed by the renewed spirit and vigor of her opponent! Lucy gets her in a corner and hits several shoulder blocks to the midsection before going for a suplex out of the corner but Bloom escapes and goes for a roll up from behind but only gets a 2 count! Lucy goes for several swinging clotheslines and punches but Valerie avoids them and catches Daglish with some hip tosses and after an armdrag tries to control Daglish with an armbar. But something distracts Valerie..]

DH: Jose, look!

JI: What the?!

[Racing from the back comes Cristiana, a chair in her hand, as she runs up behind the unsuspecting Teresa Villa and...]

*CLANGSMACK*

[WHAT THE POP]

JI: Cristiana has just hit Villa outside the ring with a steel chair!

DH: The Iberian Rivalry will never die!

[Anna jumps ontop of Villa to protect her from any more shots while Harriett and Juno go after Cristiana. The Portugese swings at Morrison and knocks her over with a glancing blow and then jabs the edge of the chair into Juno's bad knee, which sends Takayama stumbling to the floor!]

DH: She is good with that chair, Jose!

JI: She sure picked her shots well, taking advantage of Juno's injured knee from La Reina de el Centro tournament!

[Cristiana lifts up the chair to attack Anna, who is protecting Villa, when...]

*FLIES*

*SMACKACLANGASMASH*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: CARAMBA! VALERIE DOVE FROM THE RING APRON ONTO CRISTIANA TO SAVE WILLIAMS FROM THAT CHAIR SHOT!

DH: But I think the chair caught her upside the head, Jose!

[Indeed, Valerie is loopy after eating that chair. Cristiana gets to her feet only to have Harriett grab a hold of her and...]

*SMACKATHUD*

[DAMN POP]

JI: What a SPINEBUSTER by Morrison on Cristiana right there on the floor!

DH: Caramba!

[Pink Mask watches the goings ons and starts a count, but Lucy climbs to the top turnbuckle before...]

*FLIES*

*CRASHATHUD*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: HIGH CROSS BODY PLANCHAAAHHHHHH! High Cross Body Plancha FROM THE TOP TO THE FLOOR PLANCHAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!

DH: Madre y Dios!

[The crowd is MARKING OUT after Lucy plancha'd Harriett for attacking Cristiana! Pink Mask shakes her head then continues the count while Valerie stumbles around holding her head and Lucy struggles to her feet. The official gets to 10 and calls for the bell.]

*DING DING DING*

[BOOS]

FR: Both competitors have been counted out! This match is ruled a DRAW!

[BIG BOOS]

[Anna helps Villa up while asking Bloom what she was thinking leaping into that chair by Cristiana. Val holds her head and shrugs while Juno limps over and helps Morrison up. Lucy helps Cristi to her feet but the Portugese shoves her stablemate away and yells angrily at Teresa Villa.]

JI: What a crazy scene this match has turned into! But right now we are going to take a very special look at some new faces coming to Viva Lucha soon in Season three!

[We fade to a shot of a dark forest at night as music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/0BsSDtvXFwI ). We get glimpses of a tall Sasquatch themed masked luchador walking around. Then quick shots of a lizard man themed masked luchador running around before we get a shot of a red bird themed masked luchador jumping from one tree to another close by. Then all three of the masked men stand in a clearing and put their fists together and text appears as the picture freezes.]

"ALL MONSTER ATTACK are coming to VIVA LUCHA!"

[We fade back to the ring where instead of the horribly dressed Fernando there is a vision of unmatched beauty and hotness in a red dress that is hugging every God gifting curve melting viewers' minds like butter on a skillet. Oh yeah, it's MARIA JUAREZ!]

[SUPER DUPER HOW CAN THIS WOMAN BE SO MIND BLOWINGLY HOT POP]

MJ: Hola, everyone!

[MASSIVE EARTH SHAKING POP]

MJ: Welcome to my first of TWO in ring interviews tonight!

[WE GET TO SEE YOU IN PERSON MORE THAN ONCE TONIGHT?! WE ARE NOT WORTHY POP]

MJ: First I would like to introduce the number one contender for the International Light Heavyweight Championship! Please welcome... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and fans JUMP TO THEIR FEET MARKING OUT! Out from the back, wearing a red Costa Rican national team jersey on, blue jeans and sneakers, and makes his way to the ring giving out high fives to fans as he does.]

JI: PCZ won the gauntlet match to become the number one contender for the International Light Heavyweight Championship a couple of shows ago. This will be his second chance to challenge for this title!

DH: Crocodile boy has never shown he has what it really takes to win this championship, Jose. I am still not convinced he can do it.

[PCZ climbs into the ring and gives Maria a handshake and pumps a fist to the fans who MARK OUT!]

MJ: Gracias for coming here, Pocho! Now let me introduce the man you will be challenging for the International Light Heavyweight Championship! Please welcome...

[Maria blushes a little bit.]

MJ: SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), and the crowd goes BEYOND SUPER DUPER NUCLEAR IFINITE ATOMIC ROCK N ROLL ELECTRIC GUTAR BOMB INSANE!]

DH: CARAMBA! They are SO loud!

JI: It's because of this man, Diego!

[Walking out onto the entrance ramp, wearing a black mask that covers his entire face and head and has cherry colored eye visors and cherry colored writing on the forehead that reacs "SCII" comes the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion, SCD, dressed in a cherry colored "Cherry Cola: Simply the best!" T-shirt, blue jeans and cherry colored Converse sneakers. Oh yeah, he also has the International Light Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and is embracing fas as he makes his way to the ring!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: I would like to take this moment to inform all the viewers at home, Jose, that this interview is being brought to you by CHERRY COLA!

JI: Cool and refreshing, Cherry Cola!

DH: Simply the best!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD climbs into the ring and pumps a fist to the crowd.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Then he shakes PCZ's hand and then takes Maria's hand and gives it a masked kiss before bowing to her and she blushes BIG time!]

[WOWZA KISS TO THE HAND POP]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: Are the rumors true, Jose? Are Dos and Maria dating?

JI: That's the rumor.. No confirmation on if it's true yet.

[Maria is kind of GLOWING as she smiles at the crowd while Fernando hands both PCZ and SCD microphones and then they begin.]

MJ: Muchas gracias, Señor Cloak Dos, for joining us tonight for this interview and congratulations on your successful title defense in Japan recently.

[HUGE POP]

SCD: Gracias, Maria, and it is always an honor and pleasure to be interviewed by you.

[PCZ chuckles as he watches Maria and Dos tip toe around a very obvious elephant in the room. Maria recovers though, she's a professional.]

MJ: Now gentlemen, our next show is the SEASON TWO FINALE!

[BIG POP]

MJ: And not only will you both be competing against each other one on one with the International Light Heavyweight Championship on the line.. I can announce that our boss, Señor Carranza, has decreed that since the first match between both of you main evented our very first episode of Viva Lucha ever.. It shall also main event our season two finale!

[MASSIVE POP from the crowd! Dos and Zarzamora nod at one another.]

MJ: With that news out of the way.. There is so much on the line in this match! The championship, the pressure of the main event on our biggest show ever and...

[She turns towards the masked Costa Rican challenger.]

MJ: For you PCZ, there is the issue of redeeming your loss on our first main event and showing your growth here in Viva Lucha.

[Pocho nods his head before replying.]

PCZ: First off, Maria, I want to say that this match on the season finale is the biggest match of my entire life to date. Not only because it is another chance at this prestigious championshp but because it is against my hero, Señor Cloak Dos!

[BIG POP]

PCZ: See, when I was younger and I first saw footage of this incredible champion fighting in Phoenix Valley Wrestling it inspired me.

[PCZ holds up his hand and the camera zooms in on a tattoo that reads "Viva! Vamnos! Arriba!"]

PCZ: I even got this tattoo to help inspire me every day when I train and every time I fight in this ring. You are an inspiration to not only all the fans here and watching around the world on the Fantastic Fight Network.. You are my inspiration and it will always be the highest honor to face you in the ring.

[MASSIVE HUGE APPLAUSE as SCD pats his chest and bows towards PCZ. Dos is about to reply when Zarzamora holds up a hand.]

PCZ: So please know that I have the highest of respect for you and that is why I am going to give very last bit of life and breath that I have to defeat you for the International Light Heavyweight Championship!

[MIXED POP]

PCZ: I HAVE to defeat you to prove to not only myself and my family and my country that all the sacrifice that has gone into this career is for something special but also because by defeating you I will be paying you the greatest compliment that I can because to conquer a champion such as yourself would require SUCH an effort that it will be nearly impossible! To rise above and beyond a level I have never reached before would show how much I respect you!

[BIGGER MIXED REACTION OF BOOS AND POPS]

JI: Wow!

DH: Crocodile boy talks brave but we shall see, Jose.

[Maria is taken aback a bit and turns towards Dos who nods his head before replying.]

SCD: Pocho, gracias for the kind words. As for telling me you will bring everything you have and that you will fight with all of your being to defeat me... Gracias for this as well!

[CONFUSED POP]

SCD: To hear this after we learn that we will be main eventing the season finale is everything I have yearned to hear. I want nothing more than to give all these good people here in El Centro and around the world watching at home the very best sporting fight they have ever seen!

[BIG POP]

SCD: Pocho, you are the best young talent in our sport! I look forward to the opportunity to compete against you once again and to show everyone the pinnacle of what lucha libre can be with a clean, sporting contest unlike any other!

[Dos holds out his hand towards Zarzamora.]

SCD: Muchas gracias, Pocho, for creating this opportunity and may the better luchador on the night win!

[PCZ nods his head and takes SCD's hand and the two masked men shake hands and have an embrace.]

[HUGE RESPECT POP]

DH: UGH! So they are vowing to put on the most boring main event they can?

JI: That is NOT what they are vowing to do, Diego.

DH: It sure sounds like it!

[Maria flashes a huge smile and applauds with the crowd before speaking.]

MJ: Gracias, gentlemen!

[PCZ shakes Maria's hand again and nods at Dos before pumping a fist to the fans while SCD gives Maria another masked kiss to her hand and motioning to the crowd.]

JI: What a main event that is going to be for our season finale!

DH: BLEGH!

[We fade to inside EGC's office yet again but this time it is not a HDTV screen we see. It is the screen of a laptop with a browser open. Inside the browser is a picture of Meiko Yamazaki wearing a tan leather jacket over a pink button up blouse posing for a picture with a fan at a mall somewhere with a smile on her face. We pan from the screen to the face of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza who sighs sadly. He is totally not prepared for...]

*RING*

[Carranza jumps in his chair, startled by the phone. He grabs his cellphone, glances at it and then answers with a dark expression.]

EGC: Where did you find him, Martin?

[A moment passes before an incredulous look appears on Carranza's face.]

EGC: Why are you calling me if you did not find him, Martin?! Did Juan not relay my message to you?

[A more incredulous look appears on his face.]

EGC: You thought that was meant only for Juan?!

[Emanuel runs a hand over his face then takes a deep breath.]

EGC: OK. Listen then, I do not want any of you calling me again today UNLESS you have found him. Understood?

[....]

EGC: Good. NOW GO! Find him!

[Carranza hangs up the phone while shaking his head.]

EGC: How can they be so good at everything else and so inept at finding someone like Pin-

*RING*

[His eyes turn immediately to rage and he picks up the cellphone without looking at who's calling.]

EGC: WHAT DID I SAY?! I TOLD YOU TO-

[He stops abruptly and his rage is replaced with confusion.]

EGC: Guillermo?! What is it?!

[He listens attentively then a slight concern comes over his eyes.]

EGC: You said the security cameras caught this?

[He listens for a few moments and then begins clicking around on his laptop while nodding his head.]

EGC: I am going to open the footage you sent me now. Si. I will get back with you.

[Carranza hangs up and then makes a few more clicks on the laptop before we cut to the screen to see a grainy video stream whose quality only a security camera can bring the table.  On screen, Disintegration, not so fresh after the battle royal earlier, can be seen outside being treated like a pinball by two rather large men dressed in ripped blue jeans and black masks.  The two men are taking turns swinging mighty fists as Disintegration stumbles around, barely keeping his feet.  As the two men continue the onslaught, it becomes apparent there are two other men hanging out near by, virtually off camerea.  The one has jet black hair cut to the shoulder and is also wearing ripped jeans and black t-shirt.  The other gentlemen is dressed in a long black trenchcoat, his skin the color of fresh snow and his head having recently been the recipent of a close shave. His identity just out of reach.

The footage continues rolling as one of the big masked men grabs ahold of Disintegration, pinning his arms behind his back as the younger of the other two men step forward.  As the older men in the trenchcoat lifts his arm, the masked men shove Disintegration right into the waiting arms of the younger man.  Without missing a beat, the younger man spins Disintegration into an inverted facelock... and crushes him into the unforgiving concrete with a facebuster suplex!!!

The man in the trenchcoat claps in approval, continuing to bark out orders.  Pulling out from his pockets, he tosses two cans of spray paint over to the twin towers.  After getting their instructions, the two masked men bend down and begin to use the spray paint on the limp body of Disintegration.  One man sprays a giant orange circle over Disintegration's back as the other man sprays a horizonatal line in the middle of the circle.

With the deed done, the man in the trenchcoat motions that it is time to exit and the group wonders off camera, leaving Disintegration unconcious and covered in paint before we cut back to an amused Carranza who nods his head.]

EGC: Interesting.

[We cut away to inside the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a TRIOS match!

[POP]

FR: Already in the ring here are the team of Monkey Martinez! El Jose! and Radical Skater! Known collectively as... LOS TITANES DEL RUDO!

[We see a beefy Mexican man with a lot of facial hair and brown ring gear with a brown skull cap with monkey ears on them, another big Mexican man dressed in black trunks and with short black hair and a very thin goatee and then a Mexican man dressed in ripped jeans, tattered blue t-shirt and a mask with a pink mo-hawk on it. Oh and the masked man has a mini version of himself with him and.. he may be doing skateboarding poses while he stands on the back of his mini.]

[BOOS]

JI: I can't believe Skateboard is still with Radical Skater.

DH: How else is Radical Skater going to get around, Jose? He has to have his skateboard!

[Suddenly music, (this music: https://youtu.be/VSCgcv8CyZU ), plays over the PA and fans LEAP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: And their opponents.. Making their DEBUT in Viva Lucha! They are.. JUSTICE! DOOM! and WOLF! Collectively known as... THE PAINTED FREAKS!

[A MASSIVE POP as the three face painted genetic freaks of nature walk out and shout to the fans who GO NUTS!]

JI: Listen to this crowd, Diego! When rumors began making the rounds online that the former ASLL Tag Team Champions, The Berserkers, would be making their way here with former Second City Wrestling star, Justice, the buzz really blew up for their arrival here in Viva Lucha!

DH: We will see if they live up to the hype against these titans of Rudoism!

[The Painted Freaks hit the ring apron and pose for the fans who MARK OUT LIKE KIDS! Their opponents aren't as impressed and as the Painted Freaks climb into the ring they jump them and Fernando scrambles out of the ring while the white masked referee calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Trios Match: Painted Freaks (Justice, Doom & Wolf) vs Los Titanes del Rudo (Monkey Martinez, El Jose & Radical Skater) **********************************************************

[Los Titanes del Rudo learned IMMEDIATELY they had made a HUGE mistake as Justice, Doom and Wolf fought back with BIG firepower and had the rudos running for their lives! Justice isolated Monkey Martinez and lit up the rudo's chest with knife edge chops throwing Martinez around the ring before throwing him into the Freaks' corner with an impressive Military Press Slam! Doom climbed in and put quite the beatdown with stomps and hard forearm shots before shoving Martinez to the rudos corner and daring one of Monkey's team mates to climb in. El Jose slapped his chest with indignant rage and scrambled in to go one on one against Doom but soon discovered that he was ill equipped for that battle as Doom threw him around with a big scoop slam, a double underhook slam and then a HUGE gutwrench slam! Doom threw Jose into the Freaks corner and tagged out to Wolf who was happy to get into the fray of battle!]

JI: Wolf is really taking it to El Jose!

DH: Come on El Jose! The pride of rudoism is on the line here!

[A jumping fist drop and a dropkick by Wolf are doing a lot to crush Diego's hopes. After a neckbreaker, Wolf MILITARY PRESSES Jose and tosses him to the rudos corner and motions for Radical Skater to climb in. Radical Skater leaps in and tries to fire himself up before charging right into a big boot! Wolf hits the ropes and charges before FLYING through the air with a LEAPING SHOULDERBLOCK that totally WRECKS Skater! Wolf gives a signal to his partners and they scramble into the ring and charge over and knock Martinez and Jose off the apron! Doom then walks over and lifts Radical Skater onto his shoulders and up in the air while Wolf climbs onto the apron to climb up the turnbuckles when..]

[HOLY MOLY WHAT THE HECK POP]

JI: CARAMBA! Skateboard, Radical Skater's mini, has leaped onto Wolf's back!

DH: Do not do it, Skateboard! How will you take Radical Skater to the back if you get broken?!

[Wolf looks out at the crowd with the masked mini on his back then shrugs and climbs up to the top with the mini on his back!! Then he leaps off...]

*SMACK*

*THUDADOOMABOOM*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI FREAKING NUTS CRAZY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN INCREDIBLE POP]

JI: THE BOOM! WOLF FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH SKATEBOARD ON HIS BACK TO HIT THE BERSERKERS FLYING CLOTHESLINE FINISHER!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Skateboard rolls away while Justice grabs the KO'd Radical Skater and ties his legs up for...]

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: THE JUSTICE LOCK! Justice has Radical Skater in that hold!

[The referee calls for the bell!]

*DING DING DING*

[GIGANTIC POP]

DH: Nooooooo! Rudoism!

FR: Here are your winners.. THE PAINTED FREAKS!

[The three men celebrate and pose for the fans as the crowd MARKS OUT LIKE CRAZY for them!]

JI: What a debut by the Painted Freaks here in Viva Lucha and you have to assume they are making a statement with that win in regards to their intentions for the Viva Lucha Trios Championships!

DH: QUE?! They just got here, Jose! Monarchy would make short work of these.. freaks!

[Justice, Doom, and Wolf stand in the ring as the fans cheer the return of the Painted Freaks.   The menacing trio raises their arms celebrating the win and playing the Viva Lucha maniacs.     However, speaking of Maniacs ...    Out steps the masked legend himself Masked Maniac.]

JI: What is Masked Maniac doing out here?

DH: To further embarrass himself?  He has been on quite the cold streak as of late according to rumors running around.

[Masked Maniac has a wireless mic in hand and his arrival has caught the attention of the Painted Freaks.]

MM: Welcome to my humble abode!   Of course, you know who I am, I mean who doesn't?

[Doom and Wolf look at one another and shake their collective heads as Justice just stares waiting for Maniac to get to the point.]

MM: You made quick work of your opponents, but Viva Lucha didn't do you any favors.  You see they had a great team in the back with nothing to do that would have given you a great match and probably WON!

[Maniac nods eagerly as the Painted Freaks doesn't look amused.]

MM: Yes ... the team of my Masked Bros - Goat Bro, Rey Dia-Bro, and me the Captain!

[Maniac points to himself with emphasis.]

MM: So, I am out here to speak for my Bro's.   You all deserve a fight and we are looking to recapture our rightful place at the top of the Viva Lucha trio's division.   How about you three step in the ring with us - the Mighty Mask Bros?  

[The fans cheer in acceptable as the Painted Freaks look around at each other.    However, before they can answer the Captain of the Mighty Masked Bros continues.]

MM: This isn't any match ... No this falls under LUCHA RULES!

[Maniac shouts Lucha Rules for effect.]

MM:  One fall ...   And of course, I will be representing the Mighty Masked Bros as the captain.  It would take a miracle to pin me.   It only makes sense right?

[Maniac seems proud of himself.]

MM: What do you three say?  Do you have the Painted cajones to step into the right with the hottest trios team in Viva Lucha?  

[Wolf and Doom look at Justice who motions for a microphone.]

Justice:  You want a match with the Painted Freaks?

[Justice looks over to his partners.  Wolf and Doom give their approval as Justice glares back towards Masked Maniac.]

Justice: We accept.

[Masked Maniac pumps his fist in excitement as the fans cheer in approval.]

MM: Most excellent.   I know my bros will be ecstatic when I tell them about our match.   Don't forget to pick a captain this is LUCHA rules!

[Maniac turns to head back to the back to break the news to his loyal masked amigos.   However, the Painted Freaks get the last word as Justice continues to speak.]

Justice: Tell your "amigos" that we hope they have a high pain tolerance.  When we enter this ring we mean business.   It's all fun and games until that bell rings.   Then you will find out that the Painted Freaks don't mess around.

[Maniac turns as the Painted Freaks smile before we fade to inside EGC's office where we see Carranza flashing a big smile, which is a change tonight, while leaning forward in his chair at his desk.]

EGC: I can not tell you how wonderful it is to have this meeting with you both.

[The camera pans over and we see Brian J. Valentine, decked out in a black suit, white dress shirt and a red and black checked tie sitting in front of Caranza's desk. Simo stands behind the chair shirtless, revealing his various scars upon his chest and back, a pair of blue jeans.]

BJV: Mr. Carranza it is a honor to be in this lovely office. I have to say the decor just works for you.

[The smile does not leave EGC's face.]

EGC: I am also very happy to see you took my advice about Fury.

BJV: Well when you're right, you're right. Fury is a monster and if I had let him continue to run unleashed upon Viva Lucha for much longer, I'm not sure we would be having this conversation right now.

[EGC arches an eyebrow.]

EGC: Before tonight is over we will know who shall challenge Fury for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship.

BJV: Does it really matter who wins tonight Mr. Carranza? I am confident that if the past is any indication... well let's just say the path of pain is going to continue and Fury will still be the Heavyweight Champion when all is said and done.

[Carranza nods as he considers Valentine's words before flashing a warm yet sinister smile.]

EGC: Simo, I must say it is a distinct pleasure of mine to see you here. I have long admired your work and am quite a fan!

BVJ: We appreciate that Mr. Carranza. Not many men have sought to add Simo to their roster. Simo is a different animal and he scares quite a few insurance companies.

[Valentine chuckles as Carranza flashes a big smile.]

EGC: Well gentlemen, let me cut to the chase... I know that you are both familiar with a certain promotion in Yokohama, Japan and their sacred arena.. The Graveyard!

BJV: Ah yes, an aptly named arena for YJP.

[Emanuel nods his head.]

EGC: Yes, Yokohama Jisatsu Pro. I have long admired their brand of violence and I have ESPECIALLY had my eyes on a certain championship there.

[He flashes a lusty smile.]

EGC: No crown in all this sport of professional wrestling has had as much blood spilled over them like the famous scarred skull belt.

BJV: The Global Jisatsu Championship.

[Carranza nods his head.]

EGC: Gentlemen, it has taken me some time to arrange this but YJP have agreed to allow one of my arena's competitors to compete for their most prized treasure. There is but one catch... It must be on their sacred grounds, the Graveyard.

BJV: Interesting.

[Carranza gives them a very sincere and direct look.]

EGC: I do not trust an opportunity this important to anyone but you gentlemen. What do you say? Will you go to Yokohama, Japan and steal away this precious jewel and give it a new home in my arena?

BJV: Mr. Carranza, trust me when I say you will not disappointed in the violence this man can bring to the ring. He feels no pain and does not have a shred of remorse for his opponents. When that evening is over my friend, that scarred skull title will belong to Viva Lucha.

[Valentine and Carranza nod at one another with smiles as we fade to backstage where Sandy Brewster, with a sad smile on her face, is in street clothes and walking towards the exit when suddenly..]

"SANDY!!"

[Brewster turns around and her eyes LIGHT UP as Class of 2010's HARRIETT MORRISON runs up to her and the two women embrace!]

SB: Oh My God! I haven't seen you in years!

HM: I know!

[They laugh and smile warmly at each other.]

HM: Sandy, you were AMAZING out there!

SB: Oh... I don't know.

HM: What do you mean, you don't know?! Didn't you hear that crowd?!

[Sandy nods, trying not to cry. She shakes it off and shrugs her shoulders.]

SB: I failed in the end though.

[Harriett looks at her with sad eyes.]

HM: Sandy.

SB: It's OK. I've never had what it takes to make it in the big leagues I guess. Ol' Delacroix knew, that's why she split you and me apart in Girl Fight and put you were you are now.

[Morrison gets a guilty look on her face.]

HM: I wanted Team Tuff to work, Sandy. You taught me so much about everything! Not just wrestling but about life!

[Brewster nods with an appreciative smile.]

SB: Thanks, Harriett. I know you did but.. She wasn't wrong. Tonight was further proof while you still have so much potential and heights to reach. Especially with the Class of 2010.

[Sandy gives Harriett a pat ont he shoulder and nods her head.]

SB: You keep at it, OK, Harriett? There are a lot of girls who don't fit the classic molds that are looking up to you right now and what you are doing. Fight the good fight, Team Tuff style.

[Harriett nods then smiles.]

HM: I will but trust me, Sandy... With a performance like you did tonight.. Your time isn't over yet!

[They hug again and Morrison walks off. Sandy watches her walk away then looks at the ground with determined eyes.]

SB: Maybe.

[We cut away to the ring where the ill fashioned Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a singles match!

["God Save The Queen" plays over the PA and the fans BOO THEIR HEADS OFF!]

FR: Introducing first, from the MONARCHY stable.. Here is... "THE DUKE".. WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[Phillips, dressed in his ring gear, with Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor following behind him walks towards the ring with a sneer of disgust as he looks out at the fans.]

JI: Welcome back everyone! For those wondering how this next match came to be, from what I understand both William Phillips and the Cyborg King requested this match against one another and our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, set it up.

DH: I suspect there is some manipulation by Monarchy going on here to maneuver for a shot at the Trios Championships, Jose.

[Phillips climbs into the ring with his compatriots and they strike a pose only to a giant chorus of BOOS! They react angrily towards the crowd, who they accuse of having no class or taste, before new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), and fans GO ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY APESHIT CRAZY!]

FR: And his opponent, he is the KING OF THE CYBORGS.. Here is... CYBORG KING!

[SUPER DUPER MIND BLOWING SWEET GOOD GAWD POP as Cyborg King, followed by his minions Cy-Force, walk out with the Viva Lucha Trios Championship belts around their waists! Cyborg King flashes a big smile and points to the crowd who do their thing!]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

DH: It is difficult to say who the crowd is louder for, Jose, Cyborg King or Señor Goody Zapatos.

JI: There is definitely nothing quite like the VL Arena crowd when either of them come out to this ring, Diego!

[The Cyborg King climbs into the ring and looks Phillips up and down before chuckling. Phillips doesn't like that at all and warns the king of the cyborgs to watch it. The black masked referee checks both men for weapons while Fernando leaves the ring and then he motions for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Cyborg King [Cyborg Kingdom] vs "The Duke" William Phillips [Monarchy] **********************************************************

[Cyborg King and Phillips lock up and the king of the cyborgs quickly trips the Duke to the canvas. The Monarchy leader scrambles up only to get taken down by a hip toss and an arm drag before rolling out of the ring and throwing a tantrum outside the ring while Ward and Taylor try to calm him down. Cyborg King motions to the fans who of course GO TOTALLY NUTS FOR HIM and gets a "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" chant going that drives Phillips so angry he rushes back in only to get taken down by more wrestling trips and takedowns before being tied up in a surfboard submission hold! Taylor jumps on the apron and complains which draws Cy01 to get in Taylor's face on the apron. Ward goes to reach under the ropes and break up the hold but Cy02 grabs him and yanks him away before he can do anything!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Things are getting a bit heated between the seconds of both competitors here!

DH: Who knows how long this will go before it breaks down, Jose!

[Black Mask gets both Taylor and Cy01 off the apron while Cyborg King breaks the hold and runs off the ropes only for Ward to sneak in a trip which distracts the cyborg monarch long enoughf or Duke to DECK him with a hard European Uppercut! Phillips uses eye gouges and various suplexes to keep Cyborg King reeling! He gets a double underhook and unloads multiple knee lifts before hitting a neckbreaker and going for the cover but it only gets a 2!]

Crowd: ALL HAIL OUR KING! GO CYBORG KING! ALL HAIL OUR KING! GO CYBORG KING!

DH: This crowd?!

JI: They are enthusiastic for the Cyborg King.

[Phillips curses at the crowd, as do Ward and Taylor, but the fans fire up Cyborg King who dodges an attack and counters with a CYBORG PUNCH! The King of all cyborgs unloads with dropkicks and chops before hitting a FLYING CYBORG PUNCH that has Phillips in a bad way! Ward and Taylor jump on the apron but so do Cy-Force and soon the four competitors are pushing and shoving each other and getting into it!]

JI: It's breaking down now!

[Black Mask tries to deal with that melee and doesn't see Phillips slip on a pair of brass knuckles and PUNCH CYBORG KING IN THE GROIN!]

[DIE YOU FILTHY BASTARD BOOS]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Phillips used brass knuckles for a low blow!

[The Duke uses an inside cradle to roll up the fouled king of the cyborgs and calls out to the ref who jumps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[MASSIVE FACE MELTING BOOS]

JI: Phillips has stolen this win!

DH: I do not think that is all he has going on, Jose!

[Indeed, Phillips pumps a fist with a big smile and with Ward & Taylor at his side he begins mocking the downed cyborg monarch and calling him names. Cy-Force are ready to jump into a fight but Cyborg King waves them off from the canvas while he grimaces as he holds his groin. The Duke says something to Cyborg King that gets quite a glare from the king of the cyborgs!]

DH: Que?!

JI: I believe Phillips just told Cyborg King if he was a real king he'd put the Trios Championships on the line at the season finale!

DH: Oh! Here it comes!

[Cyborg King nods his head and points at Phillips while doing so.]

JI: OH MY! Cyborg King just AGREED to it!

DH: WOW! Phillips played the King of the Cyborgs right into his plan, Jose!

JI: It appears that way!

[Phillips has a TRIUMPHANT smile as he departs the ring with his Monarchy comrades while Cyborg King glares at him.]

JI: It appears we will be seeing a Trios Championship Match on our season finale to join the International Light Heavyweight Title match, the JPWF Women's Title Match and the match between the Painted Freaks and the Masked Bros!

DH: Do not forget our main event will determine who Fury defends the Heavyweight Championship against, Jose!

JI: What a HUGE show our season finale is shaping up to be!

[We cut to backstage where we see a very agitated Rey Diablo Loco shaking his head while the Kid walks up to a wall and taps his head against it before turning around and walking to the other wall and doing the same then back again. Their despair is added to when a voice comes calling.]

"HEY BROS!"

[Loco flashes angry eyes towards the approaching Masked Maniac, who has a HUGE goofy smile on his face as he points to a "C" now prominently on his gear.]

MM: I got us a match!   Did you see the fear in those Painted Freaks eyes?

[Rey's lower lip quivers as he tries to reply but Maniac wraps his arm around the lucha veteran's shoulders with a hearty laugh.]

MM: Don't worry my amigo-bro!   Your fearless captain will lead us to victory.   When I pin those painted freaks the ladies will be waiting backstage.

[Maniac watches the Kid continue to ram his head against both walls back and forth and then emits a hearty laugh as he pumps his fist.]

MM: That's the spirit! Two for me and one for each of you!

RDL: I am marri-

MM: Ami-bro, do you know what my favorite sex position is?

[Loco looks at Maniac with a horrified expression.]

MM: It's WOW!

[The luchador now has a confused look.]

MM: That is where I flip your MOM over!

[Maniac laughs while Loco buries his masked face in his hands before we cut to backstage where we see Señora Roja, with the variation of her mask that has her mouth and eyes exposed but hair tucked under the mask, flexing in front of a Viva Lucha banner and posing with a big smile.]

SR: Venga, Olga!

[We zoom out to see a very unhappy looking short Mexican woman with long black hair in a ponytail. She's wearing glasses, a light green blouse and dark slacks while holding a red cellphone in her hand, struggling to take the perfect picture.]

O: Ah... Ah....

[Roja's smiles turns into a snarl.]

SR: TAKE THE PICTURE!

[Olga winces as she presses the screen and..]

*KLICK*

[Roja flashes a wicked smile as she slinks over to Olga, her hips moving side to side, and she reaches for the phone.]

SR: Let me see!

[Olga frowns as she nervously hands the phone over to Roja. Roja squints as she inspects the picture and then slowly a large smile grows on her face.]

SR: Chica...

[Olga closes her eyes tightly, preparing for the worst, and is startled slightly in a different way as Roja slowly puts her arm around her shoulders and looks at her with a big smile.]

SR: Excellente, Olga!

[Relief comes over Olga as Roja shows her the picture on the phone with a reassuring squeeze.]

SR: Look at my abs, chica! You know I have been working hard on that this week and then check my legs out!

[Olga nods half-heartedly.]

O: I am pleased that you are satisfied with the picture.

[Roja nods as she stares at the phone.]

SR: Si!

O: But we really need to discuss some business strategy.

[Roja narrows her eyes at Olga.]

SR: Que?!

O: We have a flight to Japan for the FIERCE show and then we are coming back here for the Season finale and we need to maximize..

[Roja rolls her eyes and then turns Olga's head back towards the phone screen.]

SR: How many likes did my last Instagram get?

O: Ah..

[Olga squints to read and pushes up her glasses and shrugs.]

O: One thousand four hundred and seventeen?

SR: Si. Barely over one thousand because you suggested I wear that T-shirt.

[Olga holds up a finger in protest.]

O: We were promoting your appearance at that convention and promotion is a good thing!

[Roja messes with the phone before showing it to Olga again.]

SR: How many likes did THIS one get?

[Olga sighs as she closes her eyes.]

SR: How many, chica?

[Olga nervously pushes up her glasses.]

O: T-twenty five thousand, eight hundred and ninety three.

[Roja nods then pulls Olga close to her more aggressively and Olga gets a scared look on her face.]

SR: Nearly twenty six thousand likes! And you know why? Because it's a picture of my ass in that little two piece bikini we got from that swimwear company!

O: But.. You are not pursuing a career as a swimsuit model.

SR: No! I am a LUCHADORA! I am the top ruda in the world! And it is because of these kind of pictures that my stock is rising!

[Roja begins walking and Olga follows nervously after her.]

SR: You are aware of what family I belong to, no?

O: S-si. Por su puesto.

[Roja spins around and jabs a finger in Olga's face.]

SR: Then do NOT forget your place, ratta! You assist me like you were hired to do and leave the big decisions to me!

[Olga defeatedly nods her head and then Roja spins around and continues walking. She pauses briefly to glance over to the side and chuckle before walking off screen with Olga following after her. We don't follow, instead we pan over in the direction that Roja looked towards and we see Valerie Bloom, still in her ring gear, holding an ice pack to her head as she sits on a bench and an agitated Anna Williams sits besides her.]

AW: OK, Val, you gotta' level with me!

[Valerie rolls her eyes.]

VB: What are you talking about, girl?

AW: Don't give me that! What is your deal lately?!

[Bloom shrugs with much irritation.]

VB: What?! Being part of the Class of 2010? Being HAWT? My jobs?

[Anna narrows her eyes.]

AW: You know what I mean, Val! A few shows ago you jumped in the way of that slap by Mary Sue.

VB: I was being a good friend, you're welcome by the way.

AW: Then you attacked Cristiana and got me disqualified and eliminated from that tournament!

[Valerie shrugs again.]

VB: So I got caught up in the moment! I apologized like a GAZILLION times already, didn't I?!

AW: And tonight you LEAPED out of the ring just to eat a chair shot by Cristiana to protect me from it!

[Bloom throws her hands up in the air.]

VB: BEST! FRIEND! EVER!

[Valerie looks uncomfortable as she puts the ice pack back against her head and sighs. Anna watches her for a moment before smiling sarcastically.]

AW: Maybe we shouldn't have been worried about Harriett all these years and it was really YOU who was "that way".

[Bloom narrows her eyes at Anna.]

VB: I will HIT you with this ice pack.

AW: Will you? You won't let anyone else hit me it seems!

[Valerie frowns as she puts her ice pack down.]

VB: Nah. I wouldn't hit you. Not on purpose anyways.

[Anna throws her hands up in the air.]

AW: What is going on, Val?! Just tell me already!

[Valerie sighs sadly as she looks down at the floor.]

VB: Do you have any siblings, Anna?

[Williams is taken aback by this question.]

AW: Ah.. Yeah! I got two older brothers.

[Valerie makes a confused face.]

VB: You do? Do they wrestle too?

[Anna shakes her head.]

AW: They were never interested in it.

[Valerie is surprised.]

VB: Seriously?! With your famous aunt and uncle?!

[Anna shrugs.]

AW: I mean.. They thought it was cool Auntie and Uncle Pablo were famous but they just wanted like expensive video game presents and stuff. Or they'd tell girls to impress them and stuff like that.

[Valerie chuckles.]

VB: But you idolized them?

[Anna's face lights up.]

AW: Duh! They are like real life superheroes!

[Valerie makes a face.]

VB: I think you mean super villains.

[Anna rolls her eyes.]

AW: Whatever. Wait!

[Williams narrows her eyes.]

AW: What does this have to do with what we're talking about?!

[Valerie sighs sadly.]

VB: I'm an only child. My parents.. They tried to have more kids. They wanted lots of kids.  But.. My mom had like two miscarriages before she had me. Then she had three MORE after me before they gave up.

AW: Oh, Val! I didn't know!

[Valerie shrugs.]

VB: I was five the last time they tried. My mom was so careful with everything. She was so careful... And she still miscarried.

[Bloom starts to get emotional and Anna puts her arm around her.]

AW: I'm sorry, Val.

[Valerie wipes away tears from her eyes and shrugs.]

VB: Thing is.. Doctors have told me.. They said I may have trouble as well if I ever pursue kids.

AW: What?!

VB: I.. Not that I was thinking of ruining this HAWT body with kids right now or anything but..

[Bloom sighs then looks Anna in the eyes.]

VB: Just let me pretend to be your sister, alright?

[Anna tries to fight back tears herself before laughing and nodding.]

AW: OK! But stop trying to protect me, OK?

[They embrace and we fade to inside the ring where we see for the second time tonight the IMPOSSIBLY gorgeous, possibly the MOST beautiful woman on the planet, Maria Juarez, in her curve hugging red dress, greets us with a big smile.]

MJ: Hola, again!

*wink*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER HOW CAN YOU BE REAL AND SO BEAUTIFUL POP]

MJ: One of the most anticipated matches set for Viva Lucha's season finale will be between my next two guests! Please welcome first.. The very first winner of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT...

[HOLY MOLY POP]

MJ: And the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the JPWF Women's World Championship... TESLA ST. JAMES!

[The thunderous beats of Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" cranks throughout the arena. The crowd erupts into a symphony of cheers as Red Irish itself appears. Dressed in black jeans and a blood red hoodie matching her hair, Tesla makes her way down, idly slapping the hands of nearby fans. She slides under the bottom rope and gives Maria a friendly fistbump on her way to the corner. She climbs to the second turnbuckle, raises a fist and then awaits her future opponent. Maria's smile dims slightly and she takes a big gulp before continuing on.]

MJ: And now please welcome my other guest at this time... With Mister Gordon J. Dutt here is the JPWF Women's World Champion... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[As "Malaise" by Nunchaku blares over the loudspeakers, out stalks out the Gargantuan Goddess of Graven Gore.  The Goblin Queen ROARS with rage as she slams a meaty fist into her chest.  Her prize, the beloved pink JPWF belt, is dragged behind her as if it was an abused animal, much to the horror of the fans.  And by her side is her scheming manager, the insidious Gordon D. Dutt.  Carrying that silver briefcase and wearing a white linen suit, a green bowtie and a slick grin, Dutt eyes Tesla and Maria standing in the ring as if they were participants in his own private stag film.  At the ring's edge, he snatches up a mic while the Queen enters the ring.]

GJD:  Ladies...

[Dutt winks.  No hearts EVER will be a-flutter at this wink. Shrugging, Gordon enters himself.]

GJD:  ...please, this doesn't need to end in violence!  I'm sure there's more _creative_ ways to settle things...

[METEORIC WE HATE YOU TWO BOOS!

Tesla steps closer towards Dutt, causing some irrational excitement. She reaches out her hand...

...to take away the microphone. She turns and tosses it outside the ring. The Queen, though her anger is apparent, watches to see where this will lead. The crowd is of course happy.]

Crowd: THANK YOU TES-LA~!

<CLAP!> <CLAP!> <CLAP!!CLAP!CLAP!>

THANK YOU TES-LA~!

<CLAP!> <CLAP!> <CLAP!!CLAP!CLAP!>

[Keeping her eyes on the Queen more than Dutt, Tesla eases towards the awaiting microphone presented by Maria.]

TSJ: Possibly the _only_ creative thing you could possible do is keep your mouth shut.

[SUPER TENSION IS BUILDING POP~!]

TSJ: And I realize this may be hard for you Dutt but no one and I mean, _no one_, is here to see you run your mouth. What _everyone_ wants to see is that very violence your sycophantic little mind is only going to twist into something disgusting. A concept like dignity may be new to you. But a concept like respect is clearly a black hole in which you and your kingdomless Queen revel in.

[WE SMELL THE FIGHT COMING POP~!]

TSJ: I can deal with you two not having respect for me. That's nothing new.

I can deal with you two not having respect for the title she drags behind her. I will address that very soon.

I can deal with you two not having respect for the MBC Women's Championship title, a title that is my very lifeblood and soul. Your blood will be spilled for that.

Crowd: M-B-C~! M-B-C~! M-B-C~!

M-B-C~! M-B-C~! M-B-C~!

M-B-C~! M-B-C~! M-B-C~!

TSJ: But in this moment, you will show respect to this kind woman who wishes to conduct the interview.

[Eyes still on the Queen and Dutt, Tesla defers to Maria.  Meanwhile, Her Majesty growls as a now-glaring Dutt looks VERY tempted to unleash his charge upon the feisty redhead.  But he puts a hand up towards the Queen, mouthing "Not yet!" to her. Checking one last time, Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: We saw the absolute war that took place between The Goblin Queen and Gloria Butler. What are your take aways from that.

TSJ: Two things, Maria. The first, Gloria Butler is part of a very bright future for our sport. She went toe to toe with the Queen. Gloria proved that the champion everybody fears in Viva Lucha is not so invincible. The monster can bleed.

[The crowd pops with approval but Tesla holds up her finger, calling for the crowd to pause.]

TSJ: And if it bleeds, you can kill it.

[BIG POP from the crowd at that response! Maria turns towards Dutt and the snarling Queen of mayhem and destruction.]

MJ: Do you agree that your client showed vulnerability in the battle against Butler?

[Dutt just shoots Maria a very ugly sneer as he looks over the lovely reporter rather suggestively]

GJD:  Dear, dear Maria...Her Majesty showed NO such vulnerability!  Much like any superior predator, the Goblin Queen just prefers to play with her prey before CRUSHING the wretch to oblivion!  [Gordon turns towards Tesla with a mock look of concern.]  It makes the inevitable victory all that much more...delicious.

[Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: Tesla, you also had a big victory yourself on our last show when you won La Reina de el Centro!

[HUGE POP]

MJ: What are your thoughts on your big tournament victory?

[Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: Tesla, you also had a big victory yourself on our last show when you won La Reina de el Centro!

[HUGE POP]

MJ: What are your thoughts on your big tournament victory?

TSJ: It'll go down as one of the proudest moments in my career and my life. But every victory is bittersweet. Winning means you get to fight the next day. Winning means you get to fight more important battles. Winning means facing better and bigger opponents. Winning means getting a chance to put back together what should have never been torn apart.

GJD:  [cutting in]  Oh please!  [HEEL POP but the dastardly Dutt appears to have something on his mind and nothing is stopping him!]  "M-B-C"...yes, Bastard this, Bastard that, but what have you done recently, Tesla?!  You suck on the memory of a dead fed like it was your mother's tit!

[A beat.  And then a sick grin.]

GJD:  Of course, if those rumoured tapes of you and Miyuki Ozaki are anything to consider, that's not all you su--

[THOOM!  Tesla lashes out at Dutt's jaw before he can finish that sleazy sentiment much to the joy of the fans!  Dutt crumples to the ring floor!  But the Queen ROARS...]

GQ:  KOSHINUKE YARIMAN!!!!

[...and LAUNCHES herself at the Number One Contender to her title!]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Oh my!

[Maria Juarez FLEES from the ring faster than an Olympic sprinter as Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James TEAR INTO ONE ANOTHER! Fists and kicks fly in a wild flurry before both women tumble to the ground and claw and grapple with one another with blind aggression and gutteral roars!]

JI: This interview has been thrown out the window as all restraint has been tossed aside here!

DH: You think?!

[Both women roll up to their feet and Tesla fires off some quick punches before being absolutely ROCKED by a BLUDGEONING fist into her face by the Goblin Queen who then grabs St. James by her throat and with a FRIGHTENING ROAR drives both the redhead and herself through the ropes and tumbling dangerously to the floor outside!]

[HOLY F-ING GUACAMOLE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: They are going to KILL each other, Jose!

[Maria Juarez's eyes go wide as saucers as she scurries by the announce table while Tesla St. James struggles to her feet, grabbing her face but GROWLING at the same time. The Goblin Queen casts a concerned look at Dutt, reigniting her RAGE and she rushes over and grabs St. James by her hair and ...]

*WHAMASMACKABAM*

[DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL FATHER IN HEAVEN DAMN POP]

JI: CARAMBA! She slammed Tesla's face into the ring post SO HARD!

DH: Remember what the Goblin Queen did to Meiko Yamazaki, Jose? Tesla may not make it to the season finale!

[St. James stumbles and staggers while clutching at her face as the Goblin Queen ROARS in violent pursuit! Tesla spins around, a trickle of blood running down her face from her forehead, and BOOTS the Goblin Queen in midsection before hitting a STIFF knee to the face of the queen of destruction dropping her to one knee!]

[RAGING ANGRY VIOLENCE POP]

JI: This is bad! We maybe need some security to break this up.

DH: And to protect us and Maria from being killed, Jose!

[Tesla grimaces as she holds her aching face but has no time to recover as her highness of death and devastation rises to her feet with a WAR CRY and the two women launch at each other once again! And then Lady Warhawk, Rachel Carlisle, Gloria Butler, Harriett Morrison, a limping Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Anna Williams, Valerie Bloom, Catherine MacDonald, Amanda Irvine, Brittany Young, Cristiana, Lucy Daglish and slinking behind everyone else Senora Roja all come rushing out towards the ring from the back!]

JI: Thank Goodness!

DH: Si!

[Maria Juarez sighs with relief as all the women's wrestlers hit the scene and swarm Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James! They manage to separate the two ladies from one another but both competitors are VIOLENTLY trying to escape the clutches of those desiring to calm the storm.]

JI: What a crazy scene this has been but hopefully order can be restored soon.

DH: Do not say that Jose!

[At nearly the same moment, both the JPWF Women's World Champion and the number one contender break free from those holding them back and LAUNCH AT EACH OTHER WITH VIOLENT GUSTO ONCE AGAIN!]

[LET THEM FIGHT WILD BRAWL HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: I TOLD you NOT to say that, Jose!

[Maria Juarez is in full panic and she rushes to EGC's office and slams her hands against the door while the women struggle to separate Tesla and Goblin Queen from one another! The office door flies open and a very unhappy EGC steps out, ready to tear into whomever is disturbing him when he sees Maria and the chaos going on and his eyes go wide with surprise!]

JI: Maria has brought this to the attention of our boss.

DH: He will find a way to calm this all down.

[EGC gives a signal to someone off screen and suddenly security guards begin streaming out from the back to ringside.]

[DON'T SPOIL OUR BRAWLING FUN BOOS]

JI: The crowd isn't happy about this but these two can not go crazy like this before their title match on the next show.

DH: And for OUR safety too, Jose! Why do you not think about our safety in any of this??

[The combined forces of the security guards and the ladies manage to pry both the Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James from one another yet again. A dazed Gordon J. Dutt tries to push through to his charge while Carranza motions for everyone to stay calm with a flabbergasted expression on his face.]

JI: This is still a very tense situation.

DH: Another understatement of the year from you.

[Lady Warhawk and Gloria Butler talk St. James down and she assures them she's cool. Goblin Queen twitches and jerks with violent anger barely under the surface while Dutt rubs his jaw. Everyone starts to relax and then..]

*DASH*

*DASH*

[HECK YES NEVER STOP FIGHT FOREVER POP]

[Tesla breaks free and scrambles under the ropes back inside the ring and Goblin Queen blasts past security and ladies to dive under the ropes and both women UNLEASH a flurry of punches and strikes on one another as everyone scrambles several steps behind after them!]

[TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN BRAWL FOREVER POP]

JI: This is COMPLETELY out of control!

[Senora Roja stays out of the ring, shaking her head as if refusing to go into the chaos of everyone trying to stop these two from murdering each other! Lucy Daglish slides out of the ring and stumbles around til she takes off for the back while Carranza incredulously climbs into the ring and appeals for calm but then a sea of humanity crashes upon him because of the brawling Goblin Queen and St. James and...]

*TUMBLE*

*THUD*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: THEY JUST KNOCKED CARRANZA OVER!!

DH: EL JEFE SPILLED OUT OF THE RING EVEN, JOSE!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Security and ladies take numerous blows as they manage to push both warring ladies from one another. Goblin Queen in one corner, Tesla St. James in the opposing corner. And outside the ring Fernando Rodriguez rushes over to help Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza up to his feet. El jefe grabs the microphone from Fernando then SHOVES him away and with BLAZING eyes of FIRE rushes under the ropes and into the ring and glares from one corner to the other before..]

EGC: CALMATE! CALLLLLLMMAAAAATEEEEE!!!!!

[Everyone stops though no on releases Goblin Queen or Tesla but all eyes do turn towards Carranza who is SEETHING with anger.]

EGC: I see how it is going to be between you two! Since the two of you can NOT control yourselves I have no choice but to take precautions to protect the well being of these fans and our staff! So.. Next show.. Our Season finale... With the JPWF Women's World Championship on the line... The two of you and...

[He points to all the women's wrestlers in the ring.]

EGC: ALL OF YOU will be here too because this will be... A LUMBERJACK MATCH!

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: CARAMBA! A lumberjack match!

DH: It will be the first one in Viva Lucha ever!

[Carranza points from one corner to the other.]

EGC: But don't you DARE fight more tonight or GOD HELP ME WHAT I WILL DO!

[With that Carranza throws the mic down and storms out of the ring and slams the door of his office as he goes back inside. Goblin Queen bristles but Dutt emphatically shakes his head towards her while St. James touches the blood on her face and glares at the Queen of armageddon.]

DH: Everyone better be on their best behavior the rest of tonight, Jose!

JI: Agreed!

[We fade from the CHAOS to backstage where we see the seemingly lifeless form of Zombie Girl laying on a bench with her white, black and purple make up and tattered clothes. She lays motionless for moments until a shadow falls over her.]

"Haw!"

[Zombie Girl's face twitches.]

"Bampot!"

[It twitches further.]

"Bonnie Dead Burd!"

*FWOOSH*

[All at once Zombie Girl sits up (Undertaker style) with her eyes wide open! She turns to see the curious sweaty face of Lucy Daglish smiling at her.]

LD: Yeez missed out on the action! They's wis a fighting like radge! We had to run out there and try to break it up and they cowped the boss even!

[Zombie Girl doesn't bite at Lucy, oddly enough, but listens intently.]

LD: Ah wiz like forget this fash an' got back here like a dunderheed!

[Daglish giggles a bit before looking around and biting her lip with a nervous smile.]

LD: Bonnie panbread burd.. 'ave you seen him around?

[Zombie Girl looks down for a moment before looking back up and slowly shaking her head. Lucy frowns.]

LD: Ah feart twas the case.

[Daglish sits down next to Zombie Girl and the two of them sit side by side on the bench, staring at the floor.]

LD: Anno what yeez thinkin'. Ah am a pure dafty dunderheed. Aye. Ah won't deny it.

[Lucy looks over at Zombie Girl.]

LD: But yeez get me, don't you?

[Zombie Girl just makes mumbly noises that we can't understand. Daglish nods her head.]

LD: Aye. Aye.

*RUSTLE*

*RUSTLE*

[Both women's heads jerk up and they listen to the sounds carefully.]

LD: ...

ZG: ...

[Lucy looks over at Zombie Girl and motions with her head.]

LD: (Whispering) Cummoan!

[They both slowly creep off the bench and tip toe down the hall before looking around a corner. We look over their shoulders and spy the MASSIVE back of a large man with long curly messy black hair and wearing tattered dark gray jeans, black combat boots and a black leather jacket. The large man grabs at food on a table and grunts as he shoves some of the items into his jacket pockets. We cut to the ecstatic face of Lucy Daglish and the awed expression of Zombie Girl as they watch him.]

LD: (whispering) It's him! He's here! There's nae OTHER like him!

[Zombie Girl makes soft mumbling noise before we fade back to the now clear ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT!

[MAIN EVENT POP]

FR: It is a LADDER MATCH with a shot at the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP on our SEASON FINALE up for grabs!

[HUGE POP]

[We see a shot of a briefcase on a hook above the ring and some ladders around the ring before we watch as the massive El Caballo  de Troya Azul makes his masked way towards the ring.]

FR: Introducing first, the winner of the Chance of a Lifetime Battle Royal earlier tonight... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[POP]

JI: What a night this has been for this man! Coming from complete obscurity to winning the battle royal earlier tonight to now with a chance to get a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship!

DH: No se, Jose. He sure looks familiar to me the more I see him.

JI: Que?

DH: His mask is not familiar but his physique, the way he does things in the ring.. I am sure we have seen this man before!

[As the large masked man pumps a fist to the crowd before "Paranoia 180" from DDR plays over the PA and a spotlight falls on the top of the entrance stage. The curtains part and we all wait for a few moments before....]

*FLIP*

*SWOOSH*

*BOOSH*

[WOAH POP]

[Out somersaults the mysterious silver masked Question Mark! He points a finger at the ring, frozen like a statue for a moment before he starts moving his head from side to side in beat with the music as he starts walking towards the ring with fans imitating his head movements.]

FR: And his opponent.. Here is... QUESTION MARK!

JI: We don't know much about this man. What we have seen so far has been very impressive though some did not approve of his sneak attack to eliminate "Overkill" Joey Malone in the Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match a few shows ago.

DH: Those people are LOSERS, Jose! In a match like that you do what you can to make the match as short as possible because you have no idea how many opponents you may be facing. It was smart rudo strategy!

[Question Mark flips into the ring and scrambles to the 2nd turnbuckle where he conintues his head movements until his music fades and new music plays. Loud lovely music from the THUNDER GODS of METAL HEAVEN aka... "Overkill" by MOTORHEAD blasts over the PA!]

[GIANT POP]

FR: And their opponent.. Here is... "OVERKILL" JOEY MALONE!

[The El Centro fans GO NUTS as Malone SPRINTS from the back towards the ring and slides in and jumps right into Question Mark's face!! The gray masked referee jumps in between them but Malone wants to start fighting RIGHT NOW but Question Mark laughs as he backs off while doing his head movements and his hands in the air.]

[LET THEM FIGHT POP]

JI: Caramba! Malone is ready to tear into Question Mark right now!

DH: He is just a sore loser, Jose.

[The official continues to stay between the angry Malone and Question Mark when blessed Motorhead fades out and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), plays and the crowd.. BOOS LIKE NO TOMORROW!]

FR: And their opponent... He is the KING OF ALL ROBOTS.. Here is... NOT OK BOSS!

[With Hecho en Mexico on either side of him out walks Not OK Boss with the crown upon his head and the fans LET HIM HAVE IT WITH FIERCE FACE SEARING BOOS!]

[DIE WE HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MARY SUE BOOS]

JI: Listen to this crowd!

DH: You would think Miguel Villa Lobos was walking out here!

JI: Strangely, yeah.

[Not OK Boss cackles at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs into the ring and looks at the three other men already in the ring before rearing his head back and cackling loudly!]

[OH GOD WE CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO SMASH YOU GOOD EVIL ROBOT BOOS]

JI: Wow!

DH: Si.

[Not OK Boss cackles even HARDER once new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4 ) and fans... GO CRAZY NUTS!]

FR: And their opponent... Here is... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Professor Where walks out with his eyes focused squarely on Not OK Boss who cackles at him from the ring. Where starts to walk faster and faster until he sprints towards the ring and LUNGES FOR THE KING OF ALL ROBOTS!]

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[HUGE DEAFENING BOOS]

[Hecho en Mexico are in the ring and they stand between Where and the king of the robots.]

[LET WHERE MURDER THE ROBOT DAMN YOU BOOS]

JI: ANOTHER issue ready to boil over here!

DH: I do not understand what the issue is, Jose.

JI: QUE?! Not OK Boss hit Mary Sue with EL MARTINETE, the most dangerous move in all of lucha libre, and allowed the Cyborg Kingdom to waltz out with her!

DH: Well why not also be angry at the Cyborg Kingdom, then?! Why is everything directed at our future overlord the king of all robots?!

[The gray masked official gets Where to back off but then has to scramble over to stop Joey Malone from getting into Question Mark's face again!]

JI: This is going to be total chaos when that bell rings.

DH: Si!

[As Gray Mask struggles with this situation new music that the VL Arena faithful have not heard before, (this music: https://youtu.be/9oTNs4n4wMM ), and fans kind of FREAK THE HECK OUT!]

FR: And their opponents.. Making his VIVA LUCHA DEBUT... Accompanied by MARGARITA RAMOS.. Here is.... OMAR OSCAVEDO MARTINEZ!

[GIGANTIC HOLY MOLY IT'S A REAL MAN SIZED POP as the muscular Mexican heavyweight with long wavy black hair, goatee, mustache and white trunks with black ring boots with tassels (think Ultimate Warrior boots) known to wrestling fans from his brief appearances in Phoenix Valley Wrestling and especially his time in All Star Lucha Libre and currently in Tradicion Lucha Libre.. Omar Oscavedo Martinez comes striding out slamming his fist against his chest and yelling "I AM NOT A SISSY! I AM A REAL MAN!". And coming up behind him is the SUPER HOLY MOLY HOT Margarita Ramos dressed in SUPER tight and SUPER tiny red short shorts, white bikini top and green boots that come up to her knees.]

[THE LADIES MARK OUT FOR OMAR POP!]

[THE GUYS MARK OUT FOR MARGARITA POP!]

JI: There had been rumors for quite some time that Omar Oscavedo Martinez would be making his way to Viva Lucha but they had not materialized until tonight!

DH: Ohhhh.... Caraaammmmbaaaa!

[We get a shot of a STUNNED Diego as he watches Margarita Ramos walk by ringside behind Omar. She stops to slowly turn her head towards Diego and WINK in his direction.]

DH: MADRE Y DIOS!

[She slowly turns her back towards Diego and she exaggerates the sway of her hips as she climbs up the steps onto the ring apron and very slowly bends over as she climbs between the ropes and follows her man into the ring.]

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEE!!!

JI: Are you OK, Diego?

DH: Ah... Que? Ah... S-si. Si.

[Omar looks at everyone in the ring then slaps his chest and screams "YOU ARE ALL SISSIES! I AM A REAL MAN!" and then charges right for the large el Caballo de Troya Azul and starts laying shots on him and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and the referee calls for the bell!]

*DING*

********************************************************** 6 Man Number One Contender's Ladder Match: El Caballo de Troya Azul vs Question Mark vs "Overkill" Joey Malone vs Not OK Boss [Robot Kingdom] vs Professor Where II vs Omar Oscavedo Martinez w/ Margarita Ramos **********************************************************

[With the fans LOSING THEIR MINDS everyone launches into action! Joey Malone is unloading shots on Question Mark, Professor Where is forced to deal with the tag team Hecho en Mexico while Not OK Boss exits the ring and goes for a ladder and Omar Oscavedo Martinez is exchanging shots with the big man Caballo de Troya Azul but it's not going so well for Omar as the large masked man is winning out in the punch exchange! Question Mark jabs a thumb in Malone's eyes before rolling out of the ring and going for a ladder himself but Overkill is hot on his trails and leaps off the apron only for...]

*CLANGABOOM*

*THUD*

[HOLY FREAKING MOLY]

JI: Not OK Boss knocked Malone out of mid-air with that ladder!

DH: He is not done, Jose!

[Question Mark at first is glad for the aid by the king of all robots until he realizes Not OK Boss isn't finished...]

*CLANGABOOM*

*THUD*

[YIKES POP]

JI: Question Mark just got nailed upside the head!

DH: Despite appearances I guess Question Mark is NOT a robot, Jose, thus he must fall as well like all humans must fall to the robot kingdom!

[Not OK Boss cackles and climbs onto the apron with the ladder and calls out to his minions, Hecho en Mexico. R-Uno and R-Dos grab ahold of the struggling Professor Where and go to whip him towards the outstretched ladder in Not OK Boss' possession but the second Where puts the brakes on and whips R-Dos into the ladder..]

*CLANGABOOM*

[HUGE POP]

[And hits a STIFF high kick upside R-Uno's head!]

[HUGE POP]

[And then as Not OK Boss drops ahold of the ladder, Where charges and springs over the ladder and the ropes and TACKLES NOT OK BOSS OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[MASSIVE HOLY FREAKING MOLY BEAT HIS ROBOT FACE IN POP]

JI: CARAMBA! Professor Where defying the numbers and going right after Not OK Boss!

DH: I am not sure how smart it is to go after someone as dangerous as the King of the Robots, Jose, but I know if Where wants to challenge for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship he needs to refocus where his attention should be!

[In the ring, el Caballo is lighting up Omar's chest with chops before dragging him to a corner and ramming his head into the turnbuckles! Margarita Ramos hops onto the ring apron and distracts Caballo with a display of her long legs as she wraps herself around the ropes which gives Martinez a moment to attack his foe from behind with a double axe handle. The big masked man slowly turns around and shakes his finger at Omar who becomes enraged and SLAPS the blue masked man across the face and accuses him of being a "sissy"! El Cabllo de Troya Azul trembles with rage before grabbing Martinez and declaring he'll show him a "sissy" and then he spins Omar around and lifts him high into the air before hitting a BIG atomic drop that leaves Martinez writhing on the canvas while holding his groin!]

DH: Jose, we have seen this man before I just.. I just can not place where or when!

JI: But neither of us had ever heard of him before tonight, Diego.

DH: Si but... Something very familiar about him!

[Outside the ring Malone and Question Mark are back at it, exchanging shots until the masked man stuns Overkill with a jab to the throat before dropping him with a clothesline. Question Mark grabs a ladder around ringside and lays it down on the entrance ramp before scooping up Joey and walking over, intending to slam his foe down onto the ladder. But Overkill struggles and fires off elbows til Question Mark is forced to release him and Malone escapes and then hits a DROPKICK that sends Question Mark stumbling over the ladder onto the entrance ramp! Malone then grabs the ladder and sets it up at the bottom of the entrance ramp and starts to climb while Question Mark gets to his feet. The crowd grows LOUDER with anticipation as Malone gets to the top and then..]

*FLIES*

*THUD*

*TUMBLE*

*CRASH*

[HOLY FREAKING MOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE CHEESECAKE ELECTRIC GUITAR EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: MALONE DIVED OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO QUESTION MARK AND THEY FELL INTO THE CROWD!!!

Crowd: HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP!

[As the fans LOSE THEIR MIND over that, Professor Where is once again tangling with Hecho en Mexico but outside the ring. While that is happening, Not OK Boss is cackling and climbing back into the ring where the ladder he had earlier rests. El Caballo de Troya Azul is rocking Omar Oscavedo Martinez with hard shots when..]

*CLANG*

*CLANG*

[DIE YOU ROBOT EVIL BASTARD BOOS]

JI: Not OK Boss has just rammed that ladder into first Troya Azul and then Martinez!

DH: At least one competitor has their eye on the prize, Jose!

[Not OK Boss cackles while the crowd BOO HIM INTO TOMORROW as he sets up the ladder under the briefcase. The king of all robots begins to climb when outside the ring, Professor Where hits a leaping kick on R-Dos and then trips R-Uno before cowboy kicking him in the face and then turns his angry eyes towards the ring. Where rushes onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and hops onto it and then..]

*SPRING*

*FLIES*

*WHOMP*

[SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: Professor Where springboarded off the top rope and has landed on Not OK Boss!

DH: Caramba!

[Not OK Boss tries to kick the Professor off of him but Where holds on and fires off forearm shots to the lower back of the robot king. Margarita Ramos works on reviving Omar while el Caballo stirs. And then..]

"Pro-Fess-Sor"

[Both Where and Not OK Boss stop and both turn their heads towards the top of the entrance stage.]

"Pro-fess-sor Where!"

DH: What is going on Jose?

JI: No se! I hear a voice but I don't see any-

[GASP POP]

[Everyone's eyes go wide as walking out onto the entrance ramp is a familiar looking caucasian woman who does not look like we remembered. The curly blonde hair is gone, replaced with a buzz cut that is colored purple. Silver and gold face paint adorns her face as does blue lipstick. She is wearing a silver and gold body suit with a necklace made of crudely assembled metal scraps. She has an earpiece with a microphone attached and she points towards the ring.]

JI: Is... Is that Mary Sue?

DH: It looks like her but.. she shaved her hair!

JI: And she's dressed up like the cyborg kingdom!

[Professor Where's eyes are wide open and a look of shock is on his face. He mouths "Mary?" and the woman nods her head.]

MS: Yes, pro-fess-sor.. I am the one once known as Mary Sue.

[WHAT THE WHAT POP]

[Mary Sue points at Professor Where.]

MS: My time as Mary Sue is near an end, Pro-Fess-Sor. A new fate awaits me. But I wanted to tell you Thank You for bringing me to Viva Lucha! If you did not bring me here then the king of the robots would never have broken me and given me this new life that begins shortly!

[INTENSE BOOS for Not OK Boss hurting Mary Sue in the past mixed with WHAT THE SUPER DUPER CONFUSION POP]

[Professor Where's face is a mask of anger, confusion and despair.]

MS: See, Pro-Fess-Sor. Here they come now.

[The crowd MARK THE HECK OUT as Cy-Force and Cyborg King walk out behind Mary. Cyborg King holds a tiara made of junk much like his crown of junk upon his head. Mary looks sad for a moment as she looks down.]

MS: My time as Mary Sue ends but if I can have one last request, Pro-Fess-Sor, as Mary Sue your friend to you it is this...

[She points up at Not OK Boss.]

MS: Break the one who broke me!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

[Where grimaces from emotional pain he is feeling at all of this but nods his head towards Mary. She gives a nod then flashes a sad smile.]

MS: Goodbye, Pro-Fess-Sor.

[Cyborg King approaches behind Mary and places the tiara on her head and suddenly Mary starts to convulse and shake! Cy-Force go to her side but she suddenly straightens and GLARES at the ring and Professor Where.]

MS: ALL HAIL THE CYBORG KINGDOM!

[WOAH POP]

MS: ALL HAIL THE CYBORG KING!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

MS: AND ALL HAIL... THE CYBORG QUEEN!

[HOLY MOLY MIND EXPLOSION RAVIOLI POP]

JI: Oh my God!

DH: Jose.. What just happened?!

JI: I... I think Mary Sue has joined the Cyborg Kingdom!

DH: SHE IS A CYBORG NOW?!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!

[The Cyborg Kingdom all turn their backs to the ring at once and walk through the curtain to the back. Professor Where despairs until he hears the CACKLING of Not OK Boss.]

[OH WE HATE YOU ROBOT KING BOOS]

[Where trembles with rage as he looks up at the robot monarch but neither one of them are prepared for what comes next as el Caballo de Troya Azul grabs the ladder and ..]

*SHOVE*

*CAREEEEEEEEEEN*

*THUD*

[AIEEEEEEEE HOLY MOLY DEATH DROP POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! El Caballo SHOVED THE LADDER OVER and both Where and Not OK Boss fell over the ropes to the floor outside!

DH: CARAMBA!

[El Caballo pumps a fist but then Omar jumps him from behind and once has the big man down begins unloading with kicks and stomps! Meanwhile, outside the ring, both "Overkill" Joey Malone and Question Mark are on their feet in the crowd and begin BRAWLING wildly with fans scrambling to get out of their way!]

[BIG POP]

JI: This match has been nothing but complete messy chaos!

DH: At least Omar has his head on straight, Jose.

[Martinez drops an elbow on Caballo and then grabs the ladder and begins setting it up under the briefcase again. And then Omar starts to climb!]

Crowd: HE'S NOT A SISSY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* HE'S A REAL MAN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

DH: Woah! A chant for Omar?! These people have good tastes sometimes!

[Margarita Ramos dances suggestively while cheering her charge on but her dancing stops when el Caballo jumps to his feet and shakes his head up at Omar! The big masked man leaps onto the other side of the ladder and quickly catches up with the ascending Martinez! Omar ROARS with angery and slaps his chest before throwing a hard shot at the masked man. Troya Azul shakes his head and BLASTS Omar with a big punch which causes Omar to slowly slide down and fall over.. with his legs caught in a rung of the ladder and hanging upside down!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Omar Oscavedo Martinez is not having the debut he probably hoped he would!

DH: *GASP*!

[Diego gasps because Margarita Ramos rolls into the ring and scrambles up the ladder and jumps on the back of el Caballo de Troya Azul!]

[WOWZA POP]

JI: What is Margarita doing?!

DH: I.. She... AIEEEE!

[El Caballo looks around at the crowd and then nods his head and continues climbing up the ladder with Margarita on his back!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: This is the SECOND time tonight we've seen someone climb something with someone on their back!

DH: EEEEEEEEEE!

[El Caballo gets to the top as Margarita freaks out a bit as she looks down all around her, realizing how high up she is in the air, and Troya Azul reaches up...]

*CLICK*

[GIANT SUPRISE RESULT POP]

*DING DING DING*

JI: HE GOT THE BRIEFCASE! WITH MARGARITA ON HIS BACK!

DH: This really is the night of his life!

FR: Here is your winner and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to challege FURY for the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP at our SEASON TWO FINALE... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[TOTALLY SURPRISED POP]

[El Caballo climbs down with both the briefcase and Margarita. When he touches down on the canvas, Ramos hops off his back and taps the big man on his shoulder. He turns towards her and..]

*SMACK*

[DANG POP]

JI: Margarita SLAPPED him!

DH: She is a fiery tempered woman, Jose. A beautiful, lovely.. But.. But not as lovely as.. The masked goddess of enigma.. But... AIEEEEEE! I am so conflicted right now!

[El Caballo rubs his face while Margarita climbs out of the ring and tends to the angry Omar Oscavedo Martinez who points at the big masked man and vows revenge as he walks to the back.]

JI: Martinez is NOT happy about this result at all!

DH: Can you blame him, Jose? He missed out on a chance to fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! Actually... He missed out on being destroyed by FURY so... Maybe he should be more OK with this than he is.

*SWOOSH*

[The door flies open to Carranza's office and a very unhappy looking EGC comes walking out and climbs into the ring.]

JI: What a night he has had.

DH: SHHHH! Do not bring THAT up within earshot of him right now!

JI: Verdad.

[Carranza gets the microphone from Fernando and is about to speak when the crowd starts going NUTS because Overkill and Question Mark have made their way onto the entrance ramp and are brawling like madmen!]

[WILD BRAWL POP]

JI: Oh boy.

DH: This is not good.

[EGC looks REALLY annoyed at this but soon he is OUTRAGED because at ringside Professor Where is FURIOUSLY fighting with Hecho en Mexico in an attempt to get to the king of all robots, Not OK Boss!]

[FIGHTS EVERYWHERE POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: AIEEEEEEEE!

[El Caballo leans against a corner with a smile on his masked face while Carranza trembles with rage as he watches the brawling going on. Security come running out and are trying to put out the flames of anger and violence but the boss has seen enough.]

EGC: HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Malone & Question Mark stop and are quickly pulled apart by the security as are Professor Where and Hecho en Mexico. Carranza shakes his head as he trembles with rage.]

EGC: No. No! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[RAGE POP]

EGC: Usually I am all for violence and mayhem but right now.. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD!

[He glares from Malone/Question Mark to Professor Where/Robot Kingdom before pointing at Overkill and Question Mark.]

EGC: Here is what we are going to do! Malone! Question Mark! You two will fight one on one on our Season Two finale next show!

[HUGE POP]

[Malone approves of this and nods his head at Question Mark. Professor Where struggles against the security guards while Not OK Boss cackles while hiding behind a wall of Hecho en Mexico and security guards. Carranza points at them next.]

EGC: Professor Where! You have issues with.. His highness...

[HUGE BOOS as Not OK Boss cackles with delight.]

EGC: But you can not resolve those issues because of his endless minions who get involved in every single thing he does!

[Where nods his head with Carranza.]

EGC: Well I will give you the chance to solve your issues one on one with NO interference! But you may regret it because it will be.. for the FIRST TIME EVER in my arena... A MEGA DOMO DE LA MUERTE MATCH!!

[The hardcore lucha fans FREAK THE FUCK OUT at this while everyone else POPS but SLIGHTLY CONFUSED BUT THIS SOUNDS COOL POP!! Professor Where is kind of confused and seems to have a slightly bad feeling about this but the cackling from Not OK Boss reignites his ANGER and he yells "BRING IT ON!" in reply!]

JI: Madre y dios!

DH: A.. D-domo de la Muerte match???

JI: A Mega one?!

DH: Does this mean an even bigger domed cage, Jose??

JI: One would have to assume! For the viewers at home, a domo de la muerte match is a domed cage match in Mexico. The domed cage may be closed off or have a small opening at the top.

DH: But if it is to keep the rest of the robots out it has to be closed, Jose!

JI: That would make the most sense.

[Carranza angrily points up the entrance ramp.]

EGC: Now, Guillermo! You and your boys get them OUT OF MY SIGHT! NOW!

[A mix of CHEERS and BOOS as security forces Malone, Question Mark, Professor Where and the Robot Kingdom to the back, leaving Carranza alone with el Caballo de Troya Azul. The grumpy Viva Lucha boss turns to the big man and forces a smile.]

EGC: Now then.. Congratulations to the number one contender who will face FURY for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship on our season finale!

[A BIG POP as Carranza motions towards the masked man, who pumps a fist. Carranza rubs his chin.]

EGC: You know, I must admit you are a completely new face for me. Before tonight I have never seen you around my arena before but these are the heights that can be reached in a Chance of a Lifetime battle royal like only we can have here in Viva Lucha!

[VIVA LUCHA POP]

EGC: I..

[Carranza's voice tapers off as the big man walks towards him and asks for the microphone. EGC sighs in frustration before forcing a smile and handing the microphone to the big man.]

DH: He is going to speak?!

JI: Apparently so.

[El Caballo holds the briefcase up in the air to a POP before speaking in a strained voice.]

eCdTA: (strained voice) Thank you for this chance tonight but.. You HAVE seen me before tonight.

[Carranza looks confused.]

eCdTA: (strained voice) You have done some business involving me before even!

[EGC is taken aback and shakes his head with a face as if el Caballo is crazy and says "You must be mistaken." The Big man shakes his head then clears his throat and speaks in a much clearer and more familiar voice.]

eCdTA: In fact, tonight is all about AVENGING that business!

[Carranza's eyes grow wide as he takes a closer look at the masked man. The big man grabs his mask and then...]

*PULL*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI NO FREAKING WAY GOOD GOD SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: OH MY GOODNESS!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: IT'S BLUE SAMSON!

[FULL ON MARKING OUT LIKE NUTS POP as the crowd FREAKS OUT over Blue Samson once again in Viva Lucha and Carranza has his jaw wide open as he backs up slowly in total shock. Samson nods his head with an angry smile at Carranza.]

BS: I'm BACK, Carranza and I'm your number one contender so guess what happens next time?! I'm going to run wild ALL OVER Fury and take the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship away from you just like you helped steal the King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship away from the Kings of Wrestling and me!

[HOLY MOLY THIS IS CRAZY POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Carranza stumbles against the ropes and shakes his head in a panic as he climbs out of the ring and heads towards his office when Samson calls out to him again.]

BS: Hey, Carranza...

[Samson points to his eye and then points towards the boss.]

BS: An EYE for an EYE!

[HOLY REVENGE POP]

JI: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! The stakes are BEYOND high now for that match! Not only will the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship be on the line but if Samson wins he's taking the belt back to Kings Of Wrestling!

DH: NO! THEY CAN NOT DO THAT, JOSE!!

[Carranza stumbles backwards into his office and stares at the ring through the open door and Blue Samson. He trembles nervously before ..]

*SLAM*

[Slamming the door of his office. He looks around nervously and in a panic.]

EGC: This can not be happening! How can this be happening?! Where is that phone?! The boys will know someway out of this.. There has to be some way...

*RING*

*RING*

[Carranza spots his cellphone on his desktop. He rushes to it and looks at the screen and his face contorts with confusion. He slides his finger across the screen and puts the phone to his ear.]

EGC: Who is this?! How did you get this number?!

Voice: I hear you've been looking for me.

EGC: Who... wait... is this?

[The scene switches to the interior of a simple apartment. A brown leather recliner sits by a stack of books and a table using a large book to keep it level. Panning over, we see the voice on the other side of the phone.]

Pinhead: Ian McAllister. But I go by a different name most days.

EGC (Over Phone): You're right. We have been looking for you.

Pinhead: Let's be honest here.

[Pinhead walks over to his window, shuttered close. With his free hand, he swings it wide open. The camera zooms outside to see down the road the one and only VL Arena.]

Pinhead: I'm not hard to find.

[Fade to sweet merficul black.]

(c)2017 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

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Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 06

[Scene opens to a shot of a mirror. In the reflection we see someone familiar looking at different colored ties for his suit. His face is familiar but the expressions on his face are not because we have never seen Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, el jefe of Viva Lucha, look so concerned.]

EGC: .. Red?

[He moves the red tie away from his collar area and holds up a dark blue one now.]

EGC: Blue?

[His head shakes and his face grimaces.]

EGC: I just can not decide!

[He grimaces for a moment longer when..]

*SWOOSH*

[We quickly pan over to see that we are inside his office where he apparently has added a mirror to his wall furnishings. But that is not important, his door is open and standing there with an expression of panic and concern is Professor Where!]

PW: Mr. Carranza! You have got to help me!

[Carranza has a mortified look for a moment as he holds the ties in his hands. He quickly shakes his head and tosses the ties aside and puts on an angrier expression.]

EGC: What do you think you are doing?!

[Carranza motions to the door.]

EGC: You think you can just barge into my office without an appointment?!

[Where sighs and makes a pleading expression.]

PW: My apologies, Mr. Carranza. I should have knocked first, I know.

EGC: You are DAMNED right you should have knocked first!

PW: But.. This is urgent!

[Where heads over to the chair stationed in front of Carranza's desk. El jefe rolls his eyes and then walks over to the door and closes it before making his way to his big comfy chair behind the desk and settling down in it with a tired expression.]

EGC: Ok. Alright. What is it Professor? What is so urgent you disturb me like this when it is not even business hours?

[Where leans forward.]

PW: It's Mary Sue, Mr. Carranza! Did you not see what was done to her?!

[Carranza shrugs his shoulders.]

EGC: I know the Robot kingdom did something to her.

PW: They used EL MARTINETE on her!

EGC: Not OK Boss is ... eccentric.

[Where has a horrified look on his face.]

PW: Eccentric?!

[Carranza rolls his eyes.]

EGC: He is insane, OK! He is maybe a psychopath.

PW: But that isn't even the worst part! The Cyborg Kingdom TOOK HER afterwards!

[Carranza throws his hands up in the air.]

EGC: The people LOVE Cyborg King! What do you want me to do about it?!

[Where's eyes grow wide as if he is dealing with a mad man.]

PW: I just want to find Mary! I've been looking and looking but no one has seen any sign of her or the robots or the cyborgs!

[Carranza taps on the desk.]

EGC: What is happening tonight, Professor?

[Where thinks about it for a moment and then makes a confused face.]

PW: Ladies night?

[A dark smile grows on Carranza's face.]

EGC: Si. Ladies Night. The only action those fans will see later tonight are the best female fighters in the entire world in my arena.

PW: So...

[Carranza rolls his eyes in frustration.]

EGC: I thought you were supposed to be smart or something. The Robot Kingdom and the Cyborg Kingdom have no reason to be here tonight! They are busy in Mexico with Tradicion Lucha Libre duties. So...

[He shrugs.]

EGC: I can not help you get answers and quite frankly...

[Carranza jabs a finger towards Where.]

EGC: I do not want to see you here tonight because tonight.. It is ALL about the ladies.

PW: But...

[EGC points towards the door.]

EGC: Good day, sir.

[Where's face has a look of pleading and desperation before defeat settles in. He nods sadly and gets up, walks to the door, opens it, walks out and then closes the door behind him. Carranza watches the door for a few moments before jumping out of his seat and quickly positioning himself in front of the mirror again.]

EGC: What about...

[He reaches offscreen and then holds a dark green tie up to his collar.]

EGC: Hmmm.....

[He studies his reflection as we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the packed VL Arena and we pan over the cheering fans who we notice immediately are predominantly female wrestling fans! There are ladies with signs cheering on the Elements! There are ladies with signs cheering on the Class of 2010! There are even ladies with signs for the Goblin Queen! And of course the Japanese fan contingent is representing in their usual spot! We get shots of all of this before we go to the announce table where Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez are both dressed in sharp looking dark blue suits with gray ties as they greet us with smiles.]

JI: Hola, fans and welcome to LADIES NIGHT here in VIVA LUCHA! I am Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

[Diego rolls his eyes.]

DH: This again? When will you learn, Jose? I am not just anyone I am a HERNANDEZ! And while I am the hero in many ladies dreams my heart belongs to only one.

[Jose's eyes nearly bulge out of his head with surprise.]

JI: You have a girlfriend, Diego?!

[Diego makes an offended expression.]

DH: Why do you say that like it is such an impossible thing, Jose?! And NO I do not have a girlfriend but my heart is the belonging of the Enigmatic Masked Beauty who shall fly across the sky spreading fairy dust and joy to all!

[Jose shakes his head and soldiers on.]

JI: Well indeed we WILL be seeing "The Beautiful Master" Lady Warhawk later tonight because she will be competing in one of two cibernetico matches that are part of La Reina del El Centro tournament going on tonight to crown a number one contender for the JPWF Women's World Championship! The winner of those two ciberneticos will meet later tonight in our main event.

DH: We learned something else about those ciberneticos earlier, right?

JI: Si, Diego! Before going on the air we learned there was a random draw to create unique pairings in the teams so that will no doubt add a layer of intrigue to everything. But we can not forget that the winner of this tournament will be facing the winner of another match later tonight because the Goblin Queen will make her FIRST defense of the JPWF Women's World Championship when she goes one on one against the Elements' Gloria Butler!

DH: There is much history between those two from Bastard Stampede, Jose!

JI: It will be a heated battle for sure and tonight is set to be history filled night all around. So let's go to the ring where ring announcer Fernando Rodriguez is standing by to get LAIDES NIGHT started!

[We cut to inside the ring where we see Fernando, dressed in a highlighter pink tuxedo with highlighter yellow polka dots, a turquoise shirt and neon green bow tie and shoes.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Viva Lucha's.. LADIES NIGHT!

[HUGE LADIES NIGHT POP]

FR: The following contest is a CIBERNETICO MATCH!

[HUGE POP]

FR: And is part of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT!

[BIGGER HUGE POP]

FR: Introducing the first team....

["When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zepplin ERUPTS over the PA and the fans LOSE THEIR MINDS MARKING OUT LIKE KIDS!]

FR: From the ELEMENTS.. Here are.. RACHEL "ARCEE" CARLISLE and.. TESLA ST. JAMES!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP as Tesla & Rachel walk out onto the entrance stage and proceed on their way towards the ring. Carlisle lookes fired up but St. James looks NEXT LEVEL THROUGH THE ROOF INTENSE as she stomps towards the ring.]

JI: The Elements have really taken the women's division by storm in Viva Lucha! Earlier this season they won a big atomicos match against the Class of 2010 and we have spoken often about the RAGE burning in Tesla St. James over the JPWF Women's World Champion, the Goblin Queen, destroying the MBC Women's World Championship belt.

DH: Well if she can win this tournament then she may get her wildest dreams come true to face off against the Queen of Destruction, unless her stablemate beats her to it tonight.

JI: That is a very real possibility.

[They climb into the ring and Carlisle pumps a fist towards the crowd who MARK OUT! Tesla goes to a corner and stares at the canvas with a burning fire in her eyes.]

DH: That is one scary look, Jose!

JI: Indeed.

[Music begins to play, (this music: https://youtu.be/B4dVbFhDmvQ ), and fans, especially Girl Fight fans, JUMP to their feet with SURPRISE!]

FR: Completing the first team and making their VIVA LUCHA DEBUT!

[POP]

FR: Here are CATHERINE MACDONALD and CRISTIANA from... THE CLASS OF 2011!

[A SURPRISINGLY BIG POP for the girl from Ireland and her stablemate from Portugal as they make their way out to the entrance ramp. Catherine is SUPER EXCITED to be there and is handing out high fives to fans while Cristiana arrogantly glares at everyone with a sneer on her face.]

JI: I can NOT believe it! The Class of 2011 are IN VIVA LUCHA!

DH: Cristiana, she has some bad blood with Teresa Villa of the Class of 2010, no?

JI: Si, Diego! Famously in 2014 during a ten woman elimination falls count anywhere match pitting Class of 2010 against the Class of 2011 in the Girl Fight promotion, Cristiana and Villa both fell of a balcony to the floor below, blinded by their blood lust against each other. And then there was the famous Iberian Grudge Match between them in Madrid that Villa ended up winning.

[MacDonald and Cristiana enter the ring and Catherine motions to the fans while Cristiana rolls her eyes.]

DH: Are you sure these two are in the same stable?

JI: Yes. There are many different and conflicting personalities in the Class of 2011.

[The music dies down and another bit of music, (this one: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), plays and fans JUMP TO THEIR FEET MARKING OUT!]

FR: And now introducing the second team! From the CLASS OF 2010.. Here are... ANNA WILLIAMS and TERESA VILLA!

[HUGE POP as Williams, Villa and Valerie Bloom walk out onto the entrance ramp. Anna & Teresa are in their ring gear while Bloom is dressed in the Class of 2010 hoodie and designer jeans and sneakers.]

DH: Oh boy, Jose!

[Cristiana is BRISTLING in the ring as she shoots DEATH MURDER EYES towards the Spaniard, Teresa Villa as she makes her way towards the ring. Catherine introduces herself to Carlisle and tries to introduce herself to St. James but the redhead isn't very social tonight.]

JI: We should have known that these two would cross paths almost immediately here in Viva Lucha. They are eternal rivals fated to do battle forever!

[A very excited Anna Williams climbs into the ring and jumps around pumping her fist in the air as Valerie Bloom and Villa climb in after her.]

*BUMP*

[GASP]

DH: Wow!

JI: It's kicking off already!

[Cristiana bumps full on into Villa as soon as she enters the ring and now MacDonald is having to pull her stablemate back while Williams and Bloom hold Villa back as well!]

Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!

JI: We haven't even gotten all of this team out to the ring yet and the crowd is ready for the throw down to start.

DH: Iberian passion is contagious it seems, Jose!

[Suddenly new music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/gPbaanAn30E ), and fans, especially the Tradicion Lucha Libre and Girl Fight fans.. JUMP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: Here is.. SENORA ROJA!

[Roja, with her red mask and red gear, walks out and flashes a cocky smile towards the crowd who are to be honest... MARKING OUT!]

JI: The last time we saw Roja in Viva Lucha she was still the Mexican National Women's Champion. She has since lost the championship to Maria Torres in Mexico but now she is here in Viva Lucha!

DH: There is no ruda like her, Jose! No one better take her for granted because she will find a way to win this cibernetico, you watch and see!

[Roja, who's hips move side to side as she walks towards the ring, eats up the love the crowd is giving her.]

JI: Despite being a ruda, Roja has remained very popular in our native country of Mexico but recent months her popularity has risen here in the States because of her instagram account.

DH: Her work out videos, her pictures with her pomeranian, her beach photos.. It is a must follow account, Jose! I follow it!

JI: (very quietly) So do I.

DH: What was that, Jose?

JI: N-nothing. Nada.

[Roja climbs into the ring and she gives Williams, Villa and Bloom the look over before laughing and motioning to the fans.]

[RUDA POP]

[Tesla St. James is looking ready to EXPLODE in her corner.]

DH: I hope this match starts soon or who knows what that one will do.

JI: St. James is very focused tonight on the task ahead.

[Suddenly the lights begin to dim and fog begins to emit around the entrance stage.]

[WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON POP]

DH: What is happening?

JI: I.. Am going to guess the last member of the second team is about to make their entrance but.. I can't think of who it could be?

[Fans watch as the fog builds up and then music, (this music: https://youtu.be/LYV2Gtql370 ), plays and fans KIND OF FREAK OUT!!]

DH: No!

JI: Oh My!

[A figure with dark hair and tattered clothes makes a herky jerky walk through the fog and the dim lights.]

FR: And completing the second team AND making their VIVA LUCHA DEBUT...  here is.... ZOMBIE GIRL!

[IT IS REALLY HER SUPER KITSCHY OVER THE TOP MARK OUT POP]

[The lights go blue and purple as Zombie Girl, with her white, black and purple face paint, makes her way towards the ring doing a zombie walk and biting at the air. Fans are FREAKING OUT! Everyone in the ring has stopped what they are doing and are staring with kind of weirded out expressions except for Tesla St. James who just looks ready to punch someone's face in.]

JI: ZOMBIE GIRL is in Viva Lucha!

DH: Oh, Jose. El jefe is a smart man indeed! The MERCHANDISE sales for her are going to go through the roof!

JI: Indeed, she was a major merchandise mover for the Girl Fight promotion despite not being a very note worthy fighter.

[Zombie Girl climbs into the ring and makes zombie poses before biting in the air towards the Pink Masked referee who and Fernando Rodriguez who quickly SCRAMBLES out of the ring!]

[SCARED THE RING ANNOUNCER POP]

JI: For the viewers at home we will quickly go over the rules of the cibernetico match. It is an elimination style match where competitors can tag out to their partners if they wish to do so but usually works as a series of singles matches with surviving competitors switching out with team mates for the next round. The eliminations do not stop til only one competitor is left the victor which can mean that team mates may end up fighting each other if a team was to successfully eliminate all of the other team.

DH: They get it, they get it, Jose! Let the tournament commence!

********************************************************** La Reina de El Centro Qualifying Match: [Cibernetico Rules]

Tesla St. James [Elements], Rachel "Arcee" Carlisle [Elements], Catherine MacDonald [Class of 2011] & Cristiana [Class of 2011]

vs

Teresa Villa [Class of 2010], Anna Williams [Class of 2010], Senora Roja & Zombie Girl **********************************************************

[Anna, Teresa and Roja begin to discuss who will start out for them when Zombie Girl starts biting towards them and the three of them climb out of the ring and allow her to start off for their team. Cristiana tries to assert she will begin for her team but Tesla St. James grabs her and shoves her through the ropes and asserts that she will start off.]

[HUGE POP]

DH: Guess that settles that debate.

JI: It is one way to do it.

[Pink Mask motions to Fernando who rings the bell..]

*DING*

[BIG POP]

JI: THE FIRST CIBERNETICO OF LA REINA DE EL CENTRO IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: When will you retire that line?! The torment!

[Zombie Girl rushes at Tesla with clawing motions and biting at the air. The redhead dodges the bites and swipes before planting her feet and LAUNCHING at Zombie Girl with a STIFF European uppercut that floors the undead grappler! Tesla scrambles for an ankle lock but Zombie Girl quickly grabs ahold of her leg and starts to BITE it! St. James releases the ankle lock and scrambles away and flashes FURIOUS eyes at the horror themed fighter. Zombie Girl bites at the air as she gets to her feet and charges again only for Tesla to catch her with a knee to the midsection before hooking her for a SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Tesla scrambles to her feet as Zombie Girl rolls over onto her stomach and then gets on all fours and begins crawling around the ring after St. James biting at the air.]

[ZOMBIE POP]

DH: I do not know why people love this but.. they love it!

JI: The power of pop culture, Diego.

[Zombie's antics only seem to piss Tesla off more and the Canadian fighter kicks her opponent in the face before pulling her up to her feet, hooking her head and...]

*WHAM*

[BIG POP]

JI: WHAT A DDT by St. James!

DH: She planted her HARD, Jose!

[Zombie Girl lays motionless while Tesla gets to her feet and starts to reach down and grab her opponent when...]

*SPRING*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Zombie Girl SPRINGS UP onto her knees with her hands up and biting at the air with renewed passion! St. James jumps back for a moment, caught a bit off guard by this sudden spring to life but then she sees it's more zombie antics and she is RENEWED in her anger! Zombie gets to her feet and lunges for Tesla only for St. James to side step out of the way and hook Zombie Girl by her arms from behind and...]

*THROW*

*THUDDDADOOOMATHUDDDD*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY GIANT POP]

JI: GONE TO TEXAS! St. James hit her Tiger Suplex on Zombie Girl out of nowhere!

[Pink Mask leaps to position and starts the count..]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[HUGE POP]

FR: ZOMBIE GIRL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: Tesla St. James making a strong statement here by eliminating Zombie Girl quickly!

[Tesla climbs out of the ring onto the apron while Zombie Girl is rolled out of the ring by the pink masked official. Catherine MacDonald leaps into the ring, just beating Carlisle into making it in first, and Anna Williams is ready to jump in when Senora Roja grabs her shoulder and shakes her head and then steps in.]

DH: Look like it will be the Irish against Roja next, Jose!

[Catherine is fired up and goes to lock up but the former Mexican National Women's Champion side steps her and strikes one of her swimsuit poses from her Instagram account with a smile. MacDonald is agitated by this and rushes at her Mexican masked opponent who catches her with a boot to the midsection before dragging Catherine to the ropes and dragging her face along the top rope! MacDonald stumbles away holding her face in pain while Roja laughs then follows after her. Roja rakes Catherine's back before spinning her around and grabbing two handfuls of hair and tossing the Irish fighter across the ring by her hair! MacDonald gets to her knees before eating a boot to the face and then Roja hops onto her back and applies a surfboard submission hold and the pink masked official asks if Catherine wants to give up but MacDonald says "No".]

JI: Some cheap tactics have gained Roja this advantage.

DH: All that matters is having the advantage, Jose, and Roja has it!

[Roja stretches Catherine for a while before releasing the hold and running off the ropes for a double knee drop.. But MacDonald rolled out of the way! The fighter from Ireland pulled herself up and caught the former Mexican National Women's champion with a series of forearm smashes before hitting a vertical suplex! MacDonald then climbed to the 2nd turnbuckle, motioned to the fans and lept off with an elbow drop but now it was Roja's turn to move out of the way! Roja tried to set up for a Roja Driver but MacDonald fought out of the attempt and went for a small package!]

ONE!

TWO!!

TH-NO!

[POP]

JI: Catherine MacDonald almost eliminated Roja!

DH: She was pulling the tights, Jose! She was cheating!

[Catherine went to grab Roja but the masked ruda slipped behind her and rolled her up with an inside cradle and grabbed a handful of tights!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[RUDA POP]

FR: CATHERINE MACDONALD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: Roja pulled the tights to eliminate MacDonald!

DH: What?! You are spreading lies, Jose! She was just pulling up the tights to save the modesty of her opponent!

[Roja laughs heartily after getting away with cheating as she climbs out of the ring. Villa and Williams give her a disapproving look before Anna hops over the ropes and into the ring. Carlisle is ready to get in the ring as MacDonald curses on her way out but Cristiana dives through the ropes to beat her to it. Tesla cracks a smile actually at her stablemate's frustration at not getting in the match yet. Cristiana looks Anna up and down with a disgusted look then points at Villa and tells her to get in the ring.]

[BIG POP]

Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!

JI: This crowd really wants to see the Iberian rivalry tonight!

DH: Villa wants to give it to them!

[Teresa motions for Anna to tag her in but Roja gets in the way and shakes her head "No". Anna and Villa argue with the ruda but the masked ruda... talks to them and is explaining something.]

JI: I did not think we would see Roja talking strategy with her team mates.

DH: Well ultimately it is every competitor for themselves in a cibernetico, Jose. She no doubt has an end game here that she wants to play out.

[Villa and Williams listen to Roja's case and... They agree with her! Villa flashes an antagonizing smile at her Portugese rival as she now refuses to get in the ring and it's Williams who is ready to do battle. Cristiana is ENRAGED at this and charges at Villa in the corner but Anna grabs her from behind and ROLLS HER UP!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-NO!

[BIG POP]

JI: Cristiana's rage nearly got her eliminated in seconds!

DH: Temper will kill all ambition in this world, Jose. It is only right to lose it when it involves you.

[Cristiana scrambles to her feet and lunges for the niece of Stephanie Delacroix but Williams dodges and catches the Portugese with a forearm smash before scooping her up and slamming her down! Cristiana scrambles to her feet only to eat a dropkick which sends her into a corner. Anna pumps her fist and charges into the corner with a running shoulder tackle that doubles the Portugese over! Cristiana stumbles out of the corner and collapses to her knees as Williams climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. The angry Portugese fighter gets up only to be blasted across the ring with a FLYING FOREARM SMASH! Anna scrambles to make a cover but Cristiana rolls away and grabs the ropes to pull herself up quickly. Cristiana looks at Anna with wild eyes and then at Villa who is now laughing and pointing at her Iberian rival after a signal from Roja.]

JI: Villa seems to be employing some mind games on her Iberian rival.

DH: This is really the work of Senora Roja, Jose. The master plan begins to take shape here.

[Cristiana GROWLS as she tries to run past Williams to charge at Villa but Williams trips her to the canvas and starts to set up for a BOSTON CRAB! But Cristiana wiggles free and scrambles to her feet and throws a wild right punch at Anna who dodges while hooking the arm and taking Cristiana down into a BACKSLIDE ROLL UP!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THRE-NO!

[POP]

JI: Cristiana's temper once again has nearly costed her in this match.

DH: The plans of Roja are paying off!

[The Portugese gets to her feet as quickly as she can only to be find herself scooped up once again and slammed down on the canvas yet again! Williams gives her a standing elbow drop before pulling her up to a seated position and slapping on a headlock! Cristiana rages and flails about while Anna grinds the side headlock. Not finding a way out the Portugese escapes the only way available.. BY CLAWING AT ANNA'S FACE!]

[BOOS]

JI: Cristiana CLAWING at Williams' face!

DH: Well it broke the headlock, Jose.

[Anna grabs her face and stumbles away while Villa and Valerie Bloom protest outside the ring. Cristiana gets to her feet and grabs ahold of Anna's wavey hair and slams her back of headfirst down on the canvas by it!]

[BOOS]

JI: Our fans are not happy with this.

DH: They are not fighting in a match with a chance to fight for a shot at the most prestigious belt in female fighting also, Jose.

[Anna grimaces as she holds the back of her head while laying on the canvas. Valerie Bloom, not an active competitor in the match, watches with high concern as Cristiana starts to climb the turnbuckles. The Portugese points at Villa and tells her to watch what she does to Teresa's stablemate and very loosely related relative via the marriage of Pablo O'Connor and Stephanie Delacroix. Cristiana prepares to leap off the turnbuckle when...]

*SHOVE*

*THUD*

[WOWZA POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: VALERIE BLOOM! She.. She just shoved Cristiana off the top!

DH: She is not in this match, Jose!

[Roja looks at Bloom with a look of horror while Valerie looks a bit surprised at what she just did herself. The pink masked referee looks at Cristiana on the canvas then at Bloom on the apron and motions to Fernando.]

FR: As a result of a disqualification.. ANNA WILLIAMS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Valerie Bloom has gotten her stablemate eliminated in a move to protect Williams!

DH: Everyone needs to watch their temper, Jose! Look at what it has nearly costed Cristiana and now has costed Williams by no fault of her own!

[Anna sits up and throws her arms in exasperation at Bloom. Valerie shrugs with a pleading look and the official motions for both women to leave the ringside area. Williams rolls out of the ring and complains at Valerie who apologizes profusely as they make their way to the back.]

JI: Interestingly enough on our last episode Valerie saved Williams from getting slapped by Mary Sue.

DH: There is something afoot there, Jose.

[Rachel has a MASSIVE smile on her face because NOW she FINALLY gets to jump into the match... But Cristiana rises and shakes a finger at the Elements member.]

[BOOS]

JI: Cristiana isn't stepping out?

DH: I think we all know what is going on here, Jose.

[The Portugese adamantly shakes her head and finger at Carlisle and St. James and grabs the pink masked official and states she is not leaving the match. Arcee protests and Tesla's anger seems to be firing up again but the official maintains that Cristiana can stay in the match if she chooses to. And then with a dark smile Cristiana turns and points at Villa. Teresa nods her head and looks towards Roja. The masked ruda is recovering from her plans falling apart a bit by Valerie Bloom's impulsive actions and she gives an irritated nod. And Villa hops into the ring.]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Oh boy!

DH: The Iberian rivalry brought to you by Cherry Cola!

JI: Que?!

DH: We have to work in the plugs more, Jose!

[The Iberians walk up to each other in the middle of the ring and Cristiana begins the trash talking. Teresa listens for a bit then chuckles and...]

*SMACK*

[GIANT POP]

[The forearms and elbow smashes begin FLYING as both women tear into one another! Back and forth the blows fly before Villa's shots hit harder and faster and Cristi is staggering into the ropes! Teresa trips her Portugese rival and starts to lock on a legbar! Cristiana frantically scrambles away and grabs the ropes. Villa grabs Cristi's legs and drags her away from the ropes before going for a twisting toe hold but the Portugese kicks her away. Cristiana gets to her feet and she leaps onto Villa with a LOU THESZ PRESS and starts raining hard shots down on her rival! But Teresa catches her right arm and rolls over on top of her and starts to put on a Cross Arm Breaker! Once more Cristi scrambles free and this time hugs the ropes while shooting death glares at her rival.]

[BIG POP]

JI: The technical prowess of Teresa Villa is giving Cristiana lots of problems!

DH: Well she was strained by Lotus Flower, no?

JI: Lotus Flower of the Class of '96 and Team Love fame from Japan. Considered by many to be one of the most knowledgeable trainers in all of professional wrestling.

DH: Roll ups and submission wrestling are her forte and you see it on display with Villa.

[Cristiana circles around Villa more cautiously but still looking at her with eyes of pure anger and hatred. They go to lock up and the Portugese uses the great equalizer..]

[BOOS]

JI: A thumb to the eye!

DH: That is the best way to counter anything, Jose!

[Cristiana gleefully assaults her rival with punches to the face with her right hand while holding her by the hair with the left. Pink mask gets on her case about it so Cristi drags Villa to a corner and goes to ram her face first into the turnbuckles but Teresa blocks it and elbows her rival HARD in the stomach which causes her to stumble away!]

[POP]

[Villa then goes to grab Cristiana but gets a rake to the face for her troubles. The Portugese grabs Villa and charges at the corner and shoves her with all she has into the corner chest first! Villa bounces to the canvas and quickly finds herself gasping for air as Cristiana chokes her with a knee!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: Cristiana is outright choking her here!

DH: Temper, Jose. Temper is still the issue.

[Pink mask puts a count on Cristiana and she lets up only to then begin choking Villa with her forearm! Villa kicks about and the official starts another count and when the Portugese breaks the choke Villa quickly rolls away. Cristiana curses at her Iberian rival and follows after her, dragging Villa up and going for a BACKDROP SUPLEX.. but Villa struggles free and lands behind Cristi, grabs her and pushes her into the ropes before using the momentum off the ropes to roll her up!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THRE-NO!

[POP]

JI: Cristiana just barely escaped there!

DH: She needs to watch her temper, Jose! We mentioned already, Villa has been trained by someone who is a master of roll ups and submissions!

[The Portugese is all anger and emotions as she scrambles in a mad rage to lunge at her rival who proves Diego a PROPHET because she hooks Cristiana and then..]

[HUGE POP]

JI: VILLA HAS CRISTIANA ROLLED UP WITH A LOTUS-CLUTCH!

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: The referee is leaping into place...

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[GIANT POP]

FR: CRISTIANA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Cristiana screams in gutteral RAGE and frustration while Villa rolls towards her corner while holding her throat.]

JI: Cristiana let her anger blind her and she got caught by a roll up invented by Lotus Flower that is nearly impossible to kick out of!

DH: Tesla would be smart to learn of what dangers await those who follow blind rage, Jose!

[St. James is giving the anger a break actually because she is chuckling as her stablemate, Rachel Carlisle, gleefully jumps into the ring.. FINALLY getting her chance to fight in this match! Roja climbs in while Villa catches her breath on the apron. Cristiana is on the floor and is still RAGING at being eliminated by her rival.]

JI: Officials are trying to get Cristiana to head to the back.

DH: She will have lots of chances to fight her rival in the future but it is over tonight.

[Carlisle and Roja begin circling one another until they lock up. Rachel puts a side headlock on the masked ruda who pulls on the tights of her opponent to push her towards the ropes before attempting to whip her off of her. Attempting because it doesn't quite work out that way, Arcee keeps the headlock on and drags Roja away from the ropes. Meanwhile outside the ring, Cristiana is raging at the officials who want her to head to the back while Villa rests on her knees on the apron in her corner, still recovering from being choked by the Portugese. Inside the ring Roja once again pushes Carlisle to the ropes and this time succeeds in whipping her off of her, breaking the side headlock. As Rachel runs off the ropes Roja goes for a clothesline but the Element ducks, hooks the ruda's arm and HIP TOSSES HER ACROSS THE RING!]

[BIG POP]

JI: What a hip toss by Carlisle!

DH: She pulled on the mask!

JI: We all know Roja is the one most likely to do pulls in her offense here, Diego.

[The former Mexican National Women's Champion scrambles to her feet only to get tossed over again, this time by an arm drag and then Carlisle slaps another side headlock to ground the masked ruda. Outside the ring Cristiana FINALLY heads to the back and we get a POP from the fans over that. Back in the ring, Rachel is setting up and then hits a vertical suplex on Roja. The masked ruda rolls towards the ropes but her Element opponent grabs ahold of her and drags her up to her feet and scoops her up and hits a backbreaker! Roja grits her teeth from the pain as Arcee goes for the cover but the ruda gets free before the count can begin.]

[WHAT'S HAPPENING POP]

JI: There seems to be some kind of commotion..

DH: OH!

[Cristiana, with at least three officials following her, comes running out from the back with a steel chair in her hand and before Villa knows what is happening..]

*SMACK*

[CHAIR SHOT POP]

JI: WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

DH: She is getting some revenge, Jose!

[MASSIVE BOOS as Villa collapses onto the apron holding her back. Pink mask, Rachel and Roja all stop what they're doing in the ring and watch as Cristiana threatens the officials before lifting up the chair and...]

*SMACK*

JI: That's TWO chair shots!

DH: Villa may have won the battle but it appears Cristiana is winning the war!

[Teresa is in a world of pain as officials finally grab the chair out of Cristiana's hands. The Portugese curses at them but then curses at Villa before angrily heading towards the back. Roja quickly glances at Carlisle and the pink masked referee not paying attention to her and then she springs into action!]

[RUDA POP]

JI: ROJA IS CATCHING CARLISLE OFF GUARD WITH A ROLL UP!

DH: The official sees it now, Jose!

[Tesla tries to shout a warning to her stablemate but Roja gets the pull of the tights...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[HUGE RUDA POP]

FR: RACHEL CARLISLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Roja leaps in the air and pumps her fist in celebration while Arcee is SHOCKED that she just got flash pinned by the ruda! Tesla is PISSED now for sure and she starts climbing into the ring. The masked ruda quickly scrambles out of the ring, grabs the injured Villa and shoves her through the ropes and into the ring before making as innocent a face as a masked ruda can make.]

[Half SUPER BOOS half SUPER RUDA POP]

JI: Oh! Now come on!

DH: Que?

JI: Villa just ate TWO chair shots from Cristiana! She can't be expected to do battle right away!

DH: Senora Roja had the option to step out of the match, Jose, and.. She has chosen to exercise that.

[St. James GLARES at Roja while Carlisle offers the redhead her encouragements before leaving the ring, frustrated at how little time she got in the match. The Pink masked referee checks on Teresa Villa who grimaces as she struggles to get to her knees. Tesla gives one last death ray look at Roja before rushing past the official and dragging Villa up to her feet.]

JI: I think Roja will not have bought herself as much time as she is hoping for.

[Tesla scoops up Villa before...]

*THUDADOOM*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: GOLGOTHA DRIVER!

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: St. James with the cover...

[The Pink Masked official shakes her head but goes to make the count.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[BIG POP]

FR: TERESA VILLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Senora Roja shakes her head, unhappy with how things are turning out, while St. James rises to her feet and points at the masked ruda and motions for her to get in the ring. Pink Mask has officials help her get Villa out of the ring.]

JI: I am not sure what Roja's plan was but it must be out the window now.

DH: Her plan was easy to see, Jose. She was going to have Anna use the blind anger of Cristiana to eliminate her then hope Villa could catch Carlisle in a Lotus-clutch or a submission and then use both Anna and Teresa to wear down St. James for her to finish up.

JI: QUE? How do you know all of that?

DH: I do not KNOW for sure, Jose, but it seems the obvious conclusion. But as you said, it is pretty much out the window now.

[Roja climbs into the ring but quickly ducks back through the ropes and out of the ring as St. James comes charging at her. Tesla climbs out of the ring and gives chase to Roja. The ruda slides back into the ring and tries to catch St. James following in after her but Tesla fakes the slide in and Roja's attack hits canvas and Tesla reaches in and pulls Roja out of the ring to the floor outside and BLASTS her with a STIFF European Uppercut that sends the masked woman from Mexico to the floor!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Roja is giving Tesla every opportunity she has been wanting now to release all her anger and frustation!

DH: Do not forget the lessons of Cristiana, Jose! Blind anger can lead to a downfall!

[Tesla drags the masked ruda up and whips her HARD into the office wall of el jefe, EGC. We see the blinds open on the office window and spy Carranza peering out as St. James pulls Roja up once again and now rolls her under the ropes and back in the ring where she follows in after her. Roja scrambles to her feet and goes for an open handed chop to the chest but Tesla uses both hands to knock it away and nails a knee to the midsection. Roja doubles over and St. James hooks her head and hits a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! St. James goes for a cover but Roja scrambles out from under her and tries to roll towards the ropes. The redhead catches her and drags her from the ropes and pulls her scooping her up and..]

*THUD*

[BIG POP]

JI: What a sidewalk slam by St. James! She's going for the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

[BOOS]

DH: YES!

JI: Roja thumbed Tesla in the eye to get out of the pin attempt!

DH: Everything is on the line right now, Jose!

[Tesla holds her eye as she growls. Roja uses the ropes to get to her feet and then then launches an attack on St. James with forearm smashes and open handed chops but Tesla staggers her back with a HARD elbow smash and then the redhead grabs Roja by her masked head and put her head under her jaw and falls down sending Roja stumbling into a corner from the impact of the Jawbreaker! Tesla charges in with a knee another elbow smash before climbing onto the 2nd turnbuckle and beginning to rain punches down!]

Crowd: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

[MASSIVE BOOS]

JI: Come on!

DH: Que?

JI: Roja used a rake to the eyes to stop St. James!

DH: Well the Canadian was using PUNCHES on her, Jose! Like I said, everything is on the line! One of these two women are going to the finals, Jose!

[Tesla stumbles, blinded by the rake the eyes but is then FLOORED by a running DROPKICK from the masked ruda. Roja gets to her feet and rests against the ropes, catching her breath and recovering. When St. James gets to her feet Roja jumps her from behind and then sends her backfirst into a corner. The former Mexican National Women's Champion walks away, doing her exaggerated side to side hip movement and winking at the crowd before charging at her foe with a jumping knee...]

*THUD*

[GIANT POP]

JI: ST. JAMES MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Roja hit her knee HARD in the corner!

DH: NO!

[Roja winces as she holds her knee, hopping on one leg out of the corner only for a look of surprise as Tesla grabs her injured leg. The masked ruda pleads for mercy but Tesla...]

*TWIST*

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: DRAGON CORKSCREW by St. James!

DH: AIEEEEEEE!

[Senora Roja cries out in pain as she holds her knee and Tesla only GLARES down at her opponent before pulling the ruda to the center of the ring and hooking the legs to set up...]

[HOLY MOLY SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: IRISH RED! ST. JAMES HAS HER TEXAS CLOVERLEAF HOLD ON ROJA!

DH: BAH!

*THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

*DING DING DING*

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS SUPER POP]

JI: ROJA TAPPED OUT!! Let's get the official word!

FR: SENORA ROJA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! The winner of the cibernetico and advancing to La Reina de el Centro finals is... TESLA ST. JAMES!

["When the Levee Breaks" hits the PA as Tesla leaps to her feet and does a little VICTORY ROAR! While the fans MARK OUT LIKE KIDS!]

JI: Tesla St. James is one step closer to her goal!

DH: I guess she is mastering her anger in all the right ways, Jose. It did not cost her like it did others earlier!

JI: What a win for St. James and in a bit we will find out who she will face in the finals when our other cibernetico commences!

[We get a few more shots of Tesla celebrating while Roja cradles her knee before we fade to the VL Arena lobby.  There are several tables set up, all with merchandise- DVD’s, t-shirts, action figures.  Fans are walking in front of the tables, and several of the Viva Lucha stars are behind the tables, chatting and taking pictures with the fans. One table has two of the Viva Lucha wrestlers hawking their wares.  Terry Adams is selling DVDs of season 1 Viva Lucha, while "Overkill" Joey Malone is autographing a t-shirt to a fan.]

TA:  I need to get a t-shirt of my own.

OJM: Definitely, man. If for no other reason than the freebies alone. My whole closet is full of them.

TA: At least I’d have something to wear for around the house.  Still on my own for formalwear, though.

OJM: That's what the "Overkill 2007 Tuxedo T-Shirt" line was for. Came in glow-in-the-dark and day-go yellow.

TA: (raising an eyebrow)  Two of them?  And why would anyone wear them other than me?

OJM: Easy Hannukah presents.

TA:  The DVD’s and posters are making a few extra bucks- but t-shirts are the big sellers.  Heck, I’m even selling other people’s shirts to make rent.  

[Holds up a Goblin Queen t-shirt that shows the Queen staring down and the phrase ‘NOW IS THE TIME WHEN YOU SHOULD RUN’ underneath.  A fan walks over and holds out some money.  Terry sells the Goblin Queen t-shirt, and pulls out another shirt- this one with a picture of the masked wrestler Question Mark and the words ‘YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER’ underneath.  Overkill grimaces as he sees the shirt.]

OJM: Yeah, don't be selling his shirts, man. He won't do you any favors.

TA: His shirt’s selling, and no one else is hawking them.  How do you know that?

OJM: Trust my gut. I think he'd toss you down a well and laugh before helping you. Then he'd set it on fire. And seal it in concreate. With chainsaws. You need your own shirts.

TA:  You’re not wrong, but…

[A trio of female fans approach the table, giggly and effervescent.]

Female #1: Joey, can you sign our melons?

[Terry's eyes go wide...]

TA: Ummm...

[...until the nice ladies bring out an assortment of Overkill branded honeydew, cantaloupe and watermelon.]

OJM: Oh and fresh fruit. Definitely fresh fruit.

[Joey turns to Terry with a smile.]

OJM: You won't see Question Mark bananas I bet.

TA: Fruit?  I get the shirts, but… fruit?

OJM: Why not?

TA:  Don’t they go bad?

OJM: Repeat business.

[Overkill finishes signing the fruit, and gets a joint picture with the ladies- one of them pausing to stop in front of Overkill and hand him a card with a phone number.  Giggling, the women leave.  Terry shakes his head.]

TA:  I have GOT to get some merchandise of my own.

[We fade to inside EGC's office where we see el jefe himself, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, putting the finishing touches to his suit in front of the mirror.]

EGC: Do not keep me in suspense, Hector.

[A short, lean, mustached Mexican man dressed in a gray suit with a blue shirt and a dark gray tie and very short black hair, appears behind Carranza.]

H: I did some reserach about Mighty Bastard Championship and the legal status of their Women's World Championship. First, let me make clear that it was not easy finding information on this matter.

[Carranza rolls his eyes.]

EGC: I have never known Hector Moreno to be a man who cowers from difficult assignments.

[Hector nods.]

HM: I am not complaining, el jefe, rather explaining why the answers I have for you may not be complete ones.

[Carranza looks back at Hector with an annoyed expression.]

EGC: Are you telling me you have found nothing?

[Hector smiles nervously.]

HM: No, I have found something...

[Carranza returns to checking his outfit in the mirror.]

EGC: Then out with it, Hector!

[Moreno takes a deep breath then begins.]

HM: I have discovered the existence of a document that has all the answers for any question in regards to MBC championships. That document is... The Bastardnomicon!

[Carranza stops what he's doing, frozen as the name hits him. He makes an uneasy face.]

EGC: Really?

HM: Si, el jefe.

[Carranza swallows hard before making a worried face.]

EGC: Please tell me you did not bring that document into my arena, Hector.

[Moreno shakes his head.]

HM: No, el jefe. That is the problem actually. We can not FIND the Bastar-

[Carranza spins around quickly holding up a finger and Moreno stops talking.]

EGC: You do not have to repeat the name, Hector. Once is enough for a day.

[Carranza heads over to his desk as Hector follows.]

HM: Understood, el jefe.

[Carranza grabs his cellphone off his desk and some keys and turns towards Moreno with a dark smile.]

EGC: You have done well, Hector.

[Moreno is happily surprised.]

HM: Gracias, el jefe!

EGC: But I know you can do even better and that is why I am giving you the assignment of tracking this document down.

[Hector's smile fades.]

HM: You want me to track it down?

[Carranza smiles as he nods.]

EGC: Si, Hector. I am charging you with finding this document and discovering the answers to my questions about the MBC Women's World Championship. I know I can count on you to do this BUT...

[EGC leans in close, peering directly into Hector's eyes.]

EGC: Do not bring that document here into my arena under any circumstances!

[Hector nods his head with a frightened expression.]

HM: Si. Si, el jefe. Understood.

[Carranza straights up and arches an eyebrow.]

EGC: But find it, Hector. I need answers. Do not disappoint me.

[Hector nods his head.]

HM: I will find it, el jefe.

[Carranza looks towards the door.]

EGC: Now if you will excuse me, Hector.. I have a date.

[Hector is legit surprised at this and Emanuel flashes a mischievous smile as he heads towards the door. We cut back to the wrestling ring where the horribly dressed Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is a CIBERNETICO MATCH and is part of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT!

[HUGE POP]

["Return of the Phantom Stranger (Tuesday Night at the Chop Shop Remix)" by Rob Zombie plays over the PA and fans.. LEAP TO THEIR FEET MARKING OUT! And so does Diego.]

DH: BE STILL MY BEATING HEART!

JI: Diego! Calmate!

FR: Introducing the first team! From the ELEMENTS stable here is... "THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER"... LADY WARHAWK!!!

[MASSIVE POP as the beautiful masked wrestler in a very colorful gear and her red hooded cloak walks out towards the ring.]

DH: A thing of beauty is a joy forever! Its lovliness increases, it will never pass into nothingness, but still will keep a bower quiet for us, and a sleep full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.

JI: Diego! How do you know poetry by John Keats?!

DH: QUE?! Those words came from me, Jose! They are inspired by the enigmatic beauty arriving to the ring like a rose cutting through the drab and dredge of reality!

[Lady Warhawk leaps into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets a HUGE POP from the crowd.]

DH: Your two masked eyes will slay me suddenly; Their beauty shakes me who was once serene; Straight through my heart the wound is quick and keen!

JI: You really have to stop plagiarizing famous poems, Diego.

DH: QUE?! Masked beautiful goddess before me do not listen to the lies by my broadcast partner who is jealous of my Hernandez blood and upbringing!

[Suddenly music, (this music: https://youtu.be/sHb_FJOQ18w ), erupts over the PA and fans, especially the Japanese contingent and Girl Fight fans, GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!]

FR: From the FIERCE promotion in Japan.. From the CHAOS AD stable... Here are... T-HONDA and MEGUMI KOSAKA!

[Kosaka and Honda walk out with serious expressions on their faces. They ignore the crowd who are quite frankly LOSING THEIR MINDS FOR THEM as they make their way to the ring.]

JI: OH MY GOODNESS! Former JPWF Women's World Champion and also a former Double Crown Women's Tag Team Champion, Megumi Kosaka, is here with T-Honda to fight in La Reina de el Centro tournament!

DH: OH JOSE!! This is INCREDIBLE! Not only are these two of the very BEST female fighters on the planet.. ROY HARPER WILL BE JEALOUS BEYOND JEALOUS THAT HE IS NOT HERE TO SEE THIS!!!

[Lady Warhawk nods her head as she watches two of the best women's wrestlers from Japan climb into the ring. Kosaka and Honda glance at each other before looking over at the Beautiful Master. Both parties study each other for a moment before nodding their heads and go back to preparing for the match ahead.]

JI: There were talks that the FIERCE promotion in Japan were going to be doing some talent exchange with our parent promotion, Tradicion Lucha Libre, and possibly with us but when the incident happened involving the L-Crown and the Kings Of Wrestling's King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship...

DH: Everyone thought we would be ostracized but look, Jose! Look at the talent from around the world we have showing up!

[New music, (this music: https://youtu.be/5kHiFYGQC4o ), plays and again the Japanese contingent and Girl Fight fans are FREAKING OUT!]

FR: Also from the FIERCE promotion in Japan.. And from the HORROR stable.. Here is... MOSURA RED!

[The masked wrestler from Japan walks out in her red and black gear and she strikes a "scary" pose before making her way quickly towards the ring.]

JI: Wow! Mosura RED is probably best known to our audience from her time in the Girl Fight promotion and WOW! Look at this team, Diego!

DH: They have the most beautiful masked goddess of the heavens, sea and land..

JI: Oh boy..

DH: They have a former JPWF Women's World Champion, another who was one time part of the world famous Perfect Girl Evolution stable as well as Team Love and who has fought for the pink belt and even the VLPW International championship and... Another Japanese fighter who will make Roy Harper CURSE AND THROW TRASH AROUND HIS ROOM BECAUSE HE IS NOT HERE IN EL CENTRO TO SEE IT IN PERSON!!!

JI: You really need to get over your thing of taunting Roy.

DH: NEVER!

[RED leaps into the ring and strikes another "scary" pose before stretching and preparing for the match ahead.]

DH: One thing is for certain, Jose.. The next team has a mountain to climb against a team with caliber this amazing.

JI: There is no telling who will be in this next team so it is hard to say, Diego.

FR: And now introducing the 2nd team...

[Music, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), plays over the PA and the crowd.. LEAP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: From the CLASS OF 2010 stable.. Here are.. HARRIETT MORRISON and.. JUNO TAKAYAMA!

[Juno and Harriett walk out to the entrance stage and pump their fist for the fans who MARK OUT! They make their way to the ring with smiles plus determined looks.]

JI: The Class of 2010 representing in this cibernetico too, tonight!

DH: Jose, that is the most half-hearted hyping I think you have ever done.

[They climb into the ring and motion to the fans before Juno locks eyes with Kosaka and Honda. The CHAOS AD members flash a dark smile at Takayama.]

JI: Juno Takayama and Megumi Kosaka are from Osaka, Japan and along with Honda were part of the Team Love stable so the history between those three potentially make for some interesting match ups.

DH: And do not forget, Jose, that Juno if her blue hair, make up and gear is any evidence still idolizes Suzie Love who Kosaka and Honda have been bitterly feuding with for a few years now.

[New music, (this music: https://youtu.be/B4dVbFhDmvQ ), and fans POP!]

FR: And from the CLASS OF 2011.. Here are... AMANDA IRVINE and... BRITTANY YOUNG!

[HUGE POP as the little sister of the famous Young wrestling clan makes her way out towards the ring with her stablemate Irvine. Brittany gives out high fives on her way to the ring.]

JI: BRITTANY YOUNG IS HERE!

DH: Ah.. Are you OK, Jose?!

JI: She's the beautiful younger sister of Brett and Brian Young who missed nearly two years of action in the Girl Fight promotion due to injury but was always one of the most promising young talents to emerge in some time!

DH: Jose?!

JI: Si?!

DH: You.. You just said she was beautiful!

JI: Huh? Do what now?

DH: ... Are you OK?

JI: Si!

[Brittany and Irvine leap into the ring and motion to the crowd while Morrison seems unimpressed with them while Juno gives them a nod of the head.]

DH: I am going to make a prediction, Jose.

JI: Ok.

DH: The enigmatic masked beauty and her team will wipe out the other team and then have to fight each other until my masked goddess stands alone as the victor!

JI: Nothing biased at all.

DH: Well come on, Jose! You have to admit that one team is way more stacked than the other.

JI: I am not denying that on paper your scenario seems likely.

DH: Gracias.

JI: But you never know when a plucky underdog like Brittany Young could pull off an impossible victory.

DH: QUE?!!

JI: I am just-

DH: Have you gone LOCO, Jose?!

[As Jose and Diego work out their issues, Megumi Kosaka and Amanda Irvine are set to start out against each other and the pink masked referee calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** La Reina de El Centro Qualifying Match: [Cibernetico Rules]

Lady Warhawk [Elements], Megumi Kosaka [CHAOS AD], T-Honda [CHAOS AD] & Mosura RED [HORROR]

vs

Juno Takayama [Class of 2010], Harriett Morrison [Class of 2010], Brittany Young [Class of 2011] & Amanda Irvine [Class of 2011] **********************************************************

[Irvine is VERY excited to be there and circles around Kosaka enthusiastically while Megumi chuckles a bit. They lock up and Kosaka immediately overpowers Amanda and KNOCKS HER ON HER BUTT with a SIFF Forearm smash! Irvine holds her jaw but has no time to recover because the former JPWF Women's World Champion tries to put her boot through her chest before dragging her up to her feet and BLASTING Irvine with a HARD headbutt which sends the Class of 2011 member to the canvas like a sack of bricks!]

[HOLY STIFFNESS POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Irvine may be KO'D from that headbutt!

DH: I would not be one bit surprised, Jose! THE STIFFNESS! Roy would LOVE this!

[Brittany Young looks very concerned for her stablemate as Kosaka yanks the deadweight of Irvine up and hooks her from behind before..]

*TOSS*

*THUDDADOOM*

[HOLY HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

JI: CARAMBA! What a BACKDROP DRIVER by Kosaka!

DH: I think Irvine is finished already, Jose.

[Kosaka considers covering the surely KO'd Irvine but opts to drag her up to her feet again and hooking her from behind before...]

*TOSS*

*BOOMATHUDADOOMABOOM*

[DEAR GAWD HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI HEAD DROPPAGE OF DOOM POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: Oh Jose... ROY HARPER WOULD SURELY LOVE THAT!

JI: That Dangerous German Suplex is Kosaka's finisher! This is surely over.

[Finally Megumi goes for the cover and the official makes the count.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[POP]

FR: AMANDA IRVINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Kosaka winks at Juno before climbing out of the ring. Takayama climbs in as Mosura RED hops in for the other side. Pink Mask and officials roll the KO'd Irvine out of the ring and Brittany hops off the apron to check on her stablemate.]

DH: I state again I feel one team is going to sweep the other.

JI: We shall see, Diego. This next match is interesting though. Both Mosura RED and Juno Takayama were part of the same rookie class in the Girl Fight promotion. These two have some history as well!

[Juno and RED lock up in the middle of the ring and the taller Juno slaps on a side headlock and squeezes her opponent's masked head before going for a go behind. Mosura looks for a way out and fires a backwards elbow to froce a break. RED then spins around and hits a forearm smash across Juno's chest but Takayama replies with a STIFF forearm smash of her own which sends the HORROR member down to a seated position. Kosaka and Honda nod at each other, appreciating the technique in Juno's strike. RED goes to swipe Juno's legs out from under her with a kick but Takayama avoids with a leap before plowing into Mosura with a diving elbow smash!]

[BIG POP]

[Juno drags Mosura to her feet and hits a HARD open handed chop to the chest before going for a scoop bodyslam. RED fires off some shots to struggle free and then kicks at Juno's right knee. Takayama replies with a HARD elbow smash that stuns the HORROR member before...]

*WHAM*

*THUD*

[HOLY STIFFNESS POP]

JI: What a WALLOPING clubbing forearm shot upside the head by Juno!

DH: That was very much like her idol Suzie Love, no?

JI: Si!

[Kosaka and Honda roll their eyes outside the ring at Juno busting out Suzie Love moves. RED is on rubber legs after that blow and Juno motions to the crowd before runnning off the ropes and charges and .. ]

*SMACK*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: WHAT A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK BY TAKAYAMA!

DH: CARAMBA! Her legs are so long and she got such force behind that, Jose!

[Juno picks up the dazed RED and whips her into a corner before charging in with another Yakuza Kick but...]

*DODGE*

*THUD*

[YIKES POP]

JI: Mosura RED moved out of the way and Takayama may have tweaked her leg on the turnbuckles!

DH: We just saw a similar thing happen to Senora Roja in the other cibernetico too!

[Takayama grimaces as she holds her knee and Mosura quickly capitalizes by hitting a dropkick at the knee! Kosaka and Honda laugh as Juno grabs at her knee while Lady Warhawk watches with a stoic masked expression. Harriett yells out encouragements to her stablemate while Brittany Young warms up a bit on the apron. RED goes after the knee with stomps, elbow drops and knee drops before trying to lock on a Figure Four leglock but Juno manages to kick her foe away. RED retaliates with a running double foot stomp on the knee and Juno rolls around in obvious pain.]

JI: Juno Takayama is in a BAD way now with her knee being worked over.

DH: Do not forget, Jose.. I predicted a clean sweep for one team!

[RED tries going for the figure four again but Takayama manages to pull herself to the ropes to prevent the attempt. The HORROR member hops onto Juno and starts raining hard shots down but Juno PUNCHES her full on in her masked face and RED falls right over!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: SHE PUNCHED HER!

JI: Si, she did!

[Juno slaps at her leg as she pulls herself up using the ropes while Mosura RED stumbles up to her feet, reeling from the blow. Takayama rests in a corner until RED charges and Juno moves out of the way. Mosura spins around out of the corner right into...]

*WHAMMMM*

*THUDDD*

[HOLY MOLY STIFFNESS RAVIOLI POP]

JI: WHAT A LARIAT BY JUNO!

DH: She nearly took her masked head off!

[Kosaka and Honda roll their eyes at Juno pulling out Suzie Love moves again while Takayama slaps at her leg and starts feeling the fighting spirit flow through her. Mosura pulls herself up to her feet in a daze and Juno charges..]

*SMACKABOOM*

*THUDD*

[SUPER DUPER WOWZA POP]

JI: JUNO SMASH!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Juno scrambles for the cover on the KO'd Mosura and the pink masked official jumps in position.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[HUGE POP]

FR: MOSURA RED HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Takayama pumps her fist as she limps to her corner and climbs out of the ring. As Pink Mask and officials roll the out of it Mosura RED, T-Honda motions towards Lady Warhawk and the Beautiful Master chuckles then nods her head and leaps into the ring while on the other side Harriett Morrison climbs into the ring.]

JI: Well your prediction of a sweep is now busted, Diego.

DH: Doth I worry about my wrongs when the sun, the moon and the stars illuminate this thing called life with the mystery of masked beauty?

JI: Madre y dios!

[Morrison and Warhawk go to lock up but the quicker masked grappler avoids Harriett's grab and hits a series of kicks before sending the Class of 2010 member into a corner with a dropkick. The Beautiful Master charges in and leaps onto Morrison before sending her FLYING with a MONKEY FLIP TOSS!]

[HUGE POP]

[Harriett, now kind of flustered, scrambles to her feet only to get taken off it with an arm drag takedown. Lady Warhawk quickly leaps over the ropes onto the apron before leaping onto the top rope and springing off with a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK to a seated Morrison before going for the cover!]

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

[POP]

JI: Lady Warhawk is proving to be too quick for Morrison to deal with!

DH: Did you doubt such enigmatic masked beauty, Jose?

[Morrison struggles to her feet while Juno tries to warn her that the Beautiful Master is already on the top turnbuckle but Harriett knows soon enough when her opponent plows into her from the sky with a cross body press!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: Warhawk with a cover..

ONE!

TWO!

TH-No!

DH: I think Harriett used some trick to break the cover of the mysterious masked goddess!

JI: Or she just kicked out, Diego.

DH: We will see how you act when your precious Brittany is in the ring, Jose.

JI: I.. I don't know wh-what you are talking about!

[The Beautiful Master leaps towards the ropes and springs off going for another high flying move but with a warning from Juno, Morrison is able to catch her and then SLAM her down to the canvas!]

[POP]

DH: THE GODDESS!!

[Harriett tries to catch her breath before Warhawk gets to her feet. Morrison charges in and sends the Beautiful Master FLYING into a corner with a HARD shoulder tackle! Harriett runs a hand through her Justin Bieber hair and pumps a fist towards Juno who offers her encouragements. Morrison pulls Warhawk out of the corner and whips her to the ropes and goes to catcher on the rebound but the Beaufiul Master LEAP FROGS over Harriett! When Morrison spins around it is right into ... ]

*SMACK*

*THUD*

[GIANT SUPER POP]

JI: PELE KICK BY WARHAWK!

DH: VIVA ENIGMATIC BEAUTIFUL MASTER OF MI CORAZON!

[To Juno's dismay Lady Warhawk hooks her stablemate's head and then leaps onto the ropes and spins through the air before..]

*THUDDADOOM*

JI: TORNADO DDT!

DH: VIVA MYSTERIOUS GODDESS OF MASKED BEAUTY!

[Warhawk scrambles up the turnbuckles and then...]

*LEAP*

*ROTATIONS*

*BOOMATHUDDADOOOM*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY WOWZA HIGH SPOT POP]

JI: QUETZL-CHAOTIC! 450 SPLASH! QUETZL-CHAOTICAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!

DH: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! SIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[As both commentators MARK OUT for the high spot and the crowd is ALOS MARKING OUT, the Beautiful Master goes for the pin and the pink masked official gets in position.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[GIANT POP]

FR: HARRIETT MORRISON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Juno shakes her head in despair for her stablemate while Pink Mask helps Morrison out of the ring. Takayama gives Brittany Young a thumbs up as she climbs into the ring. On the other side Warhawk hops back onto the apron and Honda climbs in and pops her knuckles with a smile.]

DH: It has to be said that Honda has impeccable make up and styling.

JI: She was in Perfect Girl Evolution at one point in time. But more importantly, Diego, we now get to see what Brittany Young has to offer!

DH: Do you not mean the "beautiful" Brittany Young, Jose?

JI: I.. I don't know what you mean.

[Young is eager to lock up with Honda. Tomoko chuckles as she makes B-Rit wait for the lock up as she stretches and loosens up in a mocking fashion. It takes the Young clan member a moment to realize her Japanese opponent is making fun of her warming up on the apron earlier.]

JI: I don't think it is a smart move to mock any member of the Young family.

[Brittany makes a face at Honda and calls her a not nice word.]

[BIG POP]

DH: Such language!

JI: What beautiful fire!

DH: YOU SAID BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!

JI: QUE??

[Honda doesn't like being called what she was called and she rushes at Young who avoids the attack and catches the CHAOS AD member with a hip toss sending her across the ring! Kosaka shakes her head as Honda scrambles to her feet and charges at Young once again. Brittany catches Honda with a drop toe hold, tripping her to the canvas before going for a ROLL UP but Honda quickly scrambles out and rolls to the ropes and glares at Young.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Brittany Young is SHAKING UP THE WRESTLING WORLD RIGHT NOW!

DH: What the...?

JI: Look at her hanging in there against one of the best women's wrestlers on the planet!

DH: Calm down, Jose.

[Brittany motions for Honda to bring it and Tomoko wants to blow up but she doesn't, she closes her eyes and she takes a  deep breath before getting to her feet and shooting a more focused look at her opponent. Both women circle each other before locking up and Honda immediately SLAMS a hard forearm against Brittany before DROPPING her with a STIFF elbow smash!]

[DANG STIFFNESS POP]

JI: OH! She may have hurt Brittany's face with that strike!

DH: And why are you worried about her face, Jose?

JI: Because it is so.. I mean.. I just worry for the general health of all competitors in Viva Lucha.

DH: Sure.

[Brittany scrambles to her feet while holding her face but Honda is all over her with kicks to the legs and midsection! Young tries to block the strikes but hard ones get through and she staggers into the ropes before charging out with a DROPKICK.. but Honda side steps out of the way and ... ]

*WHAMM*

[OH DEEYAMNNN POP]

JI: BRITTANY!!

DH: That was a kick to the head, Jose!

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

[Young rolls around holding her head but has no time to recover because Honda is on her and pulling her up to her feet before hooking her from behind and..]

*TOSS*

*THUDDD*

[HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

JI: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DH: Finally, Jose knows my pains!

JI: Honda hit a BACKDROP DRIVER on beautiful Brittany!

DH: AHH! YOU SAID IT AGAIN, JOSE!

JI: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Brittany grabs her neck as she goes into almost a fetal position and a smile returns to the face of T-Honda. Tomoko mockingly motions for Young to "bring it" before dragging the Class of 2011 member to her feet and hooks her by her waist and...]

*TOSS*

*THUD*

[SUPLEX POP]

DH: Honda sure knows how to get impact on her Gutwrench Suplexes, right Jose?

JI: I.. Ah...

DH: While you are speechless let me give a shout out to one Roy Harper because.. HE WOULD REALLY LOVE THAT SUPLEX!

[Honda chuckles as she pulls Young to her feet and whips her to the ropes. Tomoko prepares to go for her signature.. DOUBLE HANDED MONGOLIAN CHOPS...]

*DODGE*

[HUGE POP]

JI: BRITTANY! SHE DID A CARTWHEEL TO AVOID HONDA'S MONGOLIAN CHOPS!

DH: WOW!

[Tomoko is legit caught off guard by Brittany dodging her attack and is then caught more off guard when B-Rit PLOWS INTO HER WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: YES! YOU CAN DO IT BRITTANY!

DH: I do not know what to think about this change in you, Jose.

[Honda bristles as she scrambles to her feet while Young sprints off the ropes, charging at her opponent with a clothesline... But Honda ducks and Brittany spins around right into..]

*SMACKABOOM*

*THUDDD*

[SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY STIFFNESS POP]

JI: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DH: WHAT A DOUBLE MONGOLIAN CHOP BY HONDA! Oh, Jose! Lo siento! She knocked your girl FLAT! I think Young had the air knocked out of her!

JI: She.. She is not my girl, Diego! I.. I do not know why you would say such.. Such things!

DH: HA!

[Brittany is indeed coughing and gasping from the unbelievably stiff mongolian chops but she tries to scramble to her feet only to find herself hooked from the front by her opponent who...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOMATHUDADOOMMM*

[DEAR SWEET LORD HEAD DROPPAGE TO THE EXTREME POP]

DH: EXPLODER SUPLEX! EXPLODER SUPLEXAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

JI: B-RIT!!

DH: EXPLODERAHHHHHH SUPLEXAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

JI: Brit- Wait. What are you DOING, Diego?!

DH: I am trying to rub it in the face of Roy Harper by using his ridiculous suplex reactions.

[Honda covers the KO'd Young and the official makes the count.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

FR: BRITTANY YOUNG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Juno sighs as Pink Mask rolls Young out of the ring and Honda and Kosaka flash HUGE smiles at their former Team Love stablemate.]

DH: Jose, I know you are at a loss for words because of what just happened...

JI: *sighs*

DH: But... Juno Takayama is now ONE against THREE! So... I WAS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AFTERALL!

[Takayama climbs in with a look of determination and fight in her eyes. Kosaka and Lady Warhawk both look willing to step inside the ring but Honda shakes her head and motions that she wants to take on Juno.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Juno Takayama has seen all of her team mates fall and now she is alone against three of the best fighters in the world!

DH: I pretty much set that up already, Jose.

JI: Oh.

DH: While you were digesting your Brittany downer.

JI: *sighs*

[Juno and Honda begin circling each other and then go to lock up but Honda fakes and kicks at Takayama's right knee! Juno tries to move away but Honda follows after her with more kicks towards the right leg. Takayama is backed up against the ropes and Honda tries to pull her off the ropes but Juno...]

*SMACKABOOM*

[WOWZA POP]

JI: What a STIFF forearm smash by Juno!

DH: Honda was staggered!

[Tomoko holds her face and glares at Takayama who puts on a fairly aggressive face herself. Both ladies go to lock up but once again Honda fakes out to kick at Juno's leg. Juno grits her teeth and BLASTS Honda with another forearm smash! Honda fires back with a HARD elbow smash and then both ladies begin trading forearms and elbows back and forth!]

[HUGE STRIKE EXCHANGE POP]

JI: These two ladies are BLASTING each other with hard shots!

DH: They do know they have to fight TESLA ST. JAMES if they make it out of this cibernetico match, right? You would think everyone would save some for the chance they make the finals!

JI: But you have to make the finals to fight in it.

DH: Verdad.

[Juno follows a HARD open handed chop to the chest with a knee to the midsection, doubling Honda over... and sending Takayama stumbling away holding her knee.]

DH: Not smart.

[Tomoko straightens up only to get scooped up by the taller Honda and slammed down hard. Juno reaches down to grab her opponent only for Honda to kick her right knee, sending the Class of 2010-er stumbling into the ropes! Tomoko gets to her feet and charges in with a knee strike to Juno's right leg, sending Takayama collapsing to the canvas! Honda drags Juno away from the ropes and goes to work on the knee with elbow drops, leg drops, knee drops and even a double knee drop! Takayama rolls around in pain!]

JI: Takayama is finding herself in an even deeper hole in this match!

DH: Soon she will be out of this match and the goddess of mysterious masked beauty will be poised to win this all!

JI: But once Juno is gone then it is basically two CHAOS AD members against one Beautiful Master?

DH: I have faith in the undeniable spirit of masked beauty!

[Honda drags a limping Takayama to her feet and hits several clubbing forearms to the back of the neck before going for a Double Underhook and trying for a suplex... But Juno blocks it and...]

*STAND*

*THUD*

[BIG POP]

JI: Back bodydrop counter!

DH: It will not matter, Jose. Look!

[Juno's knee buckles under her and she drops to one knee while grimacing. Honda scrambles to her feet and BLASTS Juno from behind with a hard elbow smash to the head! Once Juno is down, Honda stomps at her foe's right knee before dragging her to a corner and rolling out under the ropes. She holds Juno's leg away from the ring post while the pink masked official puts a count on her and..]

*SMACK*

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Honda just slammed Takayama's knee over the ringpost!

DH: She is grounding her out of this match and this tournament, Jose.

[Juno cries as she pulls herself away from the corner while holding her knee. Honda climbs back inside the ring to hear an earful from the referee but she ignores the pink masked official completely and goes after Juno's knee with more stomps and kicks. Takayama tries to roll away to the ropes but Honda pulls her away and then drags Juno up, hooks her by her knee and lifts her up...]

*CRUNCH*

[OH DANG POP]

JI: KNEEBREAKER by Honda! Takayama has to be in unbearable amount of pain now!

DH: I would not be surprised if she were to quit right now.

[Takayama cries as she rolls around holding her knee. Honda chuckles and mocks Juno's crying.]

[HUGE BOOS]

[Tomoko laughs at the fans until she hears a chant start..]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

JI: This crowd!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

JI: Listen to them!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Honda frowns at the fans and shakes her head at them. Takayama meanwhile hears the crowd too and looks out at them...]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Tomoko laughs as she goes after her former Team Love stablemate. Honda pulls Juno up and goes for a vertical suplex..]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[But Takayama blocks it!]

[POP]

[Honda scoffs and tries again..]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[But Juno blocks again!]

[BIG POP]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Takayama cries out as she lifts up Honda into the air as a counter!]

[GIANT POP]

DH: Wow!

JI: Takayama!

[Juno grits her teeth as she semi-hops on one leg as she holds Honda up in the air and then...]

*THUDAWHAMADOOOM*

[HOLY FUCKING MOLY HEAD DROPPAGE FOR THE AGES POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: DANGEROUS BRAINBUSTER BY TAKAYAMA!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[The crowd is MARKING OUT while Juno clutches at her knee and grimaces in pain and Honda lays on the canvas nearly out after being dropped on her head!]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Takayama grabs the ropes and uses them to help her to her feet. Honda stirs as Kosaka yells out to her. Juno limps over, while wincing from the pain, towards her opponent and goes to grab her but Tomoko springs into life and kicks her right in her injured knee! Juno staggers as she clutches at her knee and Honda gets to her feet and..]

*SMACK* *SMACK*

*THUD*

[HOT DAMN STIFFNESS POP]

JI: BRUTAL Right Left Elbow Smash combo by Honda!

DH: I hope she does not hit the enigmatic mystery of lovliness like that!

[Honda holds her head but shakes it off and glares down at Juno before pulling the Class of 2010-er up to her feet. Honda struggles to scoop Juno up, Juno being 6 inches taller, before putting her onto her shoulders and starts charging to the middle of the ring for her RUNNING POWERSLAM... But Juno struggles free, lands on left foot and uses all the force she can muster to push Honda chest first into a corner and the turnbuckles!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: How does she keep fighting back?!

[Honda staggers out of the corner backwards and Juno hooks her from behind, grits her teeth before crying out and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOMASLAMADOOOM*

[NO FREAKING WAY HOLY MOLY MARK OUT MANIA HEAD DROPPAGE EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! JUNO SPIKED HONDA ON HER HEAD WITH THAT HALF NELSON SUPLEX!

DH: HALF-NELSONAHHHHHHHH! SUPLEXAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEAD DROPPAHHHHHHHHH! ROY HARPER SUCK IT AHHHHHHHHH!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[With the crowd THUNDEROUSLY CHANTING HER NAME, Takayama lays on the canvas clutching at her knee, crying, while Honda lays motionless from the drop on her head!]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

JI: If Takayama could capitalize she could eliminate Honda right here but after all the damage to her knee?!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

DH: It would not matter if she got past Honda here, Jose! Kosaka, a former JPWF World Champion, and the MASTER OF MASKED BEAUTY would be waiting and she could never get past them in this state!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Juno grabs the ropes and cries out as she pulls herself up to her feet. Honda begins to stir but is clearly out of it! She tries to get to her knees but slumps back down. Takayama limps over as Honda again starts rising to her feet. Tomoko nearly falls back down but catches herself and pushes up to her feet, dazed and out of it and ill prepared for...]

*SMACKACRACKASLAMMABOOOM*

*THUDDDDABOOOM*

[MIND BLOWN EXPLOSION POP]

JI: SUZIE LARIAT! TAKAYAMA USED SUZIE LOVE'S SUIZIE LARIAT!

DH: LARIATOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! ROY WISHES HE WAS HERE OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Juno collapses on the KO'd Honda, not even able to make a decent cover, and the official jumps into position.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[SUPER DUPER GIANT POP]

FR: T-HONDA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Takayama rolls to a corner and cradles her right knee and cries while Pink Mask and the officials get the KO'd Honda out of the ring.]

JI: Gracias, Juno! You have avenged Brit-

DH: OY! Jose!

JI: Que?

DH: Do not ruin the moment with your new found infatuation issues!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Lady Warhawk and Megumi Kosaka turn towards one another and begin having a game of rock, paper, scissors.]

[WOAH POP]

JI: Interesting.

DH: Si.

[HUGE POP]

JI: It looks like Lady Warhawk has won the game of rock, paper, scissors!

[Kosaka shakes her head at having thrown paper only to get scissored but then nods her head and the Beautiful Master leaps into the ring.]

DH: SI!

[The Beautiful Master stretches for a moment while Juno grimaces and grits her teeth as she pulls herself up to her feet with the ropes. Takayama limps towards the Elements member and goes to lock up but Warhawk, with her superior speed, shoots for Juno's right knee and trips her to the canvas! Warhawk goes for a hold on Juno's leg but the Class of 2010-er scrambles for the ropes to break the attempt and the Beautiful Master gives a clean break.]

[SPORTSMANSHIP POP]

JI: Juno Takayama has a giant target on her injured right knee.

DH: And the comet of enigmatic masked wonders will streak across the skies and burn it for victory!

[Juno uses the ropes to get to her feet and goes to lock up with her opponent but Lady Warhawk this time leaps in with a dropkick right at the knee, sending Takayama to the canvas holding her knee! Warhawk scrambles and grabs Juno's legs and LEAPS OVER WITH A JACK KNIFE ROLL UP!]

[POP]

ONE!

TWO!!

*SMACK*

[WOAH POP]

JI: Juno hit Warhawk HARD on the midsection to break that pin!

DH: That was dirty!

JI: Pretty sure it was not, Diego.

DH: BAH!

[The Beautiful Master rubs her midsection as she gets to her feet while Juno rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull herself up only to fall back down with a cry when her opponent PLOWS into the back of her knee with another well aimed dropkick! Takayama rolls around while holding her knee and the Parts Unknown native hops onto the turnbuckles and ascends to the top while watching Juno struggle. Then...]

*LEAP*

*BOOMAWHAMATHUD*

[WOWZA HOLY MOLY RIBBIT RIBBIT SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: FROG SPLASH! Lady Warhawk hit that frog splash right on Juno's legs!

DH: FANTASTICO! MAGNIFICO! INCREDIBLE! VIVA WARHAWK VIVA!

[Juno cries out as she rolls towards the ropes while clutching her knee but her opponent grabs her and drags her from the ropes before leaping up and hitting a standing elbow drop on her opponent's injured knee. Warhawk then attempts to grapevine Juno's leg but the Osakan scrambles for the ropes and gets them, leading to another clean break.]

[SPORTSMAN POP]

DH: What are you doing winged angel of masked perfection?! YOU MUST RUTHLESSLY DESTROY HER!

JI: I do not think that is how the Beautiful Master operates, Diego.

DH: But... VICTORY! GLORY!

[Juno pulls herself up with the ropes and limps towards her opponent but is quickly taken down when Lady Warhawk shoots for the leg and trips her opponent to the canvas. The Elements member tries to put Juno's leg over her shoulders to go for a submission but Takayama struggles violently free and settles for hopping to her feet and BLASTING the knee with a low dropkick! While Takayama writhes in pain, clutching at her knee, Kosaka watches Lady Warhawk intently, studying her, as she climbs up the turnbuckles.]

*LEAP*

*ROTATIONS*

*BOOMABLAMATHUD*

[HOLY HIGH SPOTS WOWZA POWZA MEGATRON CANNON BLAST POP]

JI: 360 SENTON!! INCREDIBLE-AHHHHH HIGH SPOT 360 SENTONAIEEEEEEEEEEE!

DH: TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[With the commentators MARKING OUT and the crowd MARKING OUT, the Beautiful Master scrambles for the cover, hooking both legs and the pink masked official gets in position...]

ONE!

TWO!!

TH-NO!

[POP]

JI: Takayama manages to kick out!

DH: BAH! BOOOOOO!

JI: Diego...

DH: BOOOOO!

[Juno grits her teeth as she tries to drag herself to the ropes but the Beautiful Master cuts her off with a leaping kneedrop to the legs! As Takayama cries from the pain, Warhawk heads to another corner and climbs up, Kosaka taking mental notes all the while.]

JI: Kosaka seems to be studying Lady Warhawk closely here.

DH: It is only a matter of time before it comes down to Kosaka and the Beautiful Master, Jose. Plus who can resist watching this flame that draws us lowly moths into the irresistible fire?

[Warhawk waits as Juno labors to get to her feet and then she leaps off...]

*FLIES*

*SMACKABLAMAWHAMABOOOM*

*THUD*

[HOLY FRIJOLES STIFFNESS OF DOOM POP]

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: SUZIE LARIAT! JUNO CAUGHT WARHAWK IN MID-AIR WITH THE SUZIE LARIAT!

DH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: Isn't this when you should be screaming "LARIATOOOOOOHHH" to get under Roy Harper's skin?

DH: CALLATE! SILENCIO! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The Beautiful Master was caught totally off guard by that and is understandably a bit out of it while Juno is down as well, clutching at her knee and grimacing from the pain. Kosaka sighs with disapproval as she watches her former Team Love stablemate struggle for the ropes.]

JI: Juno Takayama is showing us a level of fighting spirit to match her idol, Suzie Love!

DH: Oh she will quit soon enough, Jose! The Beautiful Master will not fall to any opponent!

[Juno uses the ropes to get to her feet while Lady Warhawk stumbles to hers. Takayama grits her teeth, slaps her leg and then tries to do a limp charge at her opponent but the Elements member is much too quick for that to ever work and dodges and then LEAPS up onto Juno's shoulders and HITS A HURRICANRANA ROLL UP... Which Juno rolls over with and maneuvers into...]

[NO FREAKING WAY POP]

JI: THE LOTUS CLUTCH! Takayama has countered that hurricanrana roll up with a Lotus Clutch!

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WAS SHE TRAINED BY BOTH SUZIE LOVE AND LOTUS FLOWER?!!

JI: Actually.. yes.

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Pink Mask leaps into position while Kosaka watches on in disbelief.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[HOLY MOLY POP]

FR: LADY WARHAWK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

DH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Juno rolls towards the ropes, clutching at her knee and crying from the pain. Lady Warhawk lays on the canvas and covers her masked face with her hands, in disbelief that she got caught with the Lotus Clutch.]

JI: This is-

DH: TERRIBLE! AWFUL! THE WORST MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE OF ALL TIME!

JI: Diego..

DH: HOW CAN LIFE BE THIS CRUEL AND UNJUST? POR QUE?!!

[Kosaka watches as Lady Warhawk leaves the ring and Juno pulls herself up to her feet before climbing inside the ring and giving a dark look towards her former Team Love stablemate.]

JI: And now it is down to these two. Both from Osaka, Japan. Both grew up idolizing Suzie Love. Both trained by Suzie Love and Lotus Flower.

DH: Only one of them is a CRIMINAL, Jose!

JI: Criminal?!

DH: Si! Juno is a breaker of hearts!

JI: Calmate, Diego.

[As the two move towards each other, Kosaka begins talking in Japanese. Juno answers her back in Japanese and the two start getting more aggressive towards each other.]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Kosaka glares at the crowd for a moment before turning her attention back to her younger, taller opponent and then rearing back..]

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE STRIKE EXCHANGE POP]

[The forearms and elbows fly back and forth between them as the crowd GOES NUTS!]

JI: One of these two will face Tesla St. James in the finals of this tournament but what shape will they be in after exchanging blows this hard!

DH: It HAS to be Kosaka that wins here, Jose! THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER MUST BE AVENGED!

JI: But Kosaka would not be doing any of this for Lady Warhawk, Diego. If it was Tesla, her stablemate, that would make more..

DH: CALLATE!

[The STIFF blows continue to fly until both women stumble away from the other! Kosaka growls, Juno grits her teeth and then both ladies clash...]

*DUBBASMACKABOOM*

[HOLY STIFFNESS MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! They BLASTED each other with those headbutts!

DH: I would not do a headbutt on Juno, she is so HARD HEADED and STUBBORN that she does not lose when she is supposed to that her head must be like the thickest rock on the planet!

JI: Diego are you going to be personally campaigning against Juno from now on?

DH: MAYBE!

[Megumi and Juno BOTH felt those headbutts, but Kosaka is game enough to kick at her opponent's knee to send her down.]

[BOOS]

DH: YES! Kick that knee again!

JI: Oh boy.

[Juno tries to scramble to her feet but can't because of how bad a shape her knee is in and goes to covering up as Kosaka hops ontop of her and begins raining hard blows down on her former stablemate. The former JPWF Women's World Champion moves to Juno's right knee and just PUNCHES it repeatedly as Juno CRIES OUT loudly in pain!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: This crowd is not happy with this!

DH: They should be though! We all should hope for the destruction of Juno!

[Kosaka tries to lock a hold onto Juno's leg but the Class of 2010-er flails and struggles free and goes for the ropes. Megumi angrily pulls her up before headbutting Juno IN THE CHEST which staggers the Osakan into the ropes. Megumi grabs Juno's right leg and pulls her away from the ropes, Takayama hopping on the one foot, and brings a forearm smash down across the knee which almost causes Juno to fall but Kosaka keeps her up on her feet so she can hook her and try for a VERTICAL SUPLEX.. but Juno struggles free and lands behind her.. Then falls down cos her knee buckles!]

DH: HA HA!

JI: Diego, come on now.

DH: ONLY PAIN AND TORTURE FOR THE CRIMES SHE HAS DONE!

[Juno clutches at her knee as Kosaka smirks and then hits a well aimed elbow drop at the knee. She follows this with a knee drop and more punches, which the pink masked official does not approve of.]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

JI: This crowd..

DH: Can go jump into the ocean, Jose!

JI: Oy! Calm down Diego!

DH: My thirst for revenge can NOT calm down!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Megumi glares at the crowd as she drags the limping Juno up to her feet and nails a STIFF elbow smash, stunning her foe, before hooking her from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOMADOOM*

[HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

JI: What a Backdrop Driver by Kosaka!

DH: BACKDROPAHHHHHHH! DRIVER-AHHHHHHHHHH! BACKDROPAHHHH DRIVERAHHHHH on JUNOAHHHHHH!

JI: Is this for taunting Roy or Juno?

DH: Can I not taunt both? My emotional state requires much blood lust right now, Jose!

[Kosaka goes for the cover.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-NO!

[BIG POP]

JI: Takayama gets the shoulder up!

DH: BOOOOO!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

[Kosaka glares at Juno before giving a SLAP to her foe's knee..]

[BOOS]

DH: I approve.

[..and then dragging Juno to her feet but Takayama pushes Megumi away, rears back and..]

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: BIG Headbutt in the style of Suzie Love by Juno!

DH: BOOO!

[Kosaka snarls as she holds her head and ..]

*SMACK*

[HOT DANG STIFFNESS POP]

DH: SI!

JI: What a reply headbutt by Kosaka!

[Megumi glares at Juno and grabs her by her blue hair and looks directly in her eyes.]

MK: [MEEP] SUZIE LOVE!

[BIG BOOS]

JI: That was uncalled for.

[A wave of RAGE sweeps over Juno's face and she balls her right into a fist.]

JT: SUZIE LOVE FOREVER!

*WHAMASMACK*

*THUD*

[GIGANTIC HUGE MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: JUNO DECKED KOSAKA WITH THAT PUNCH TO THE FACE!

DH: ARRGH!

[Megumi's face now has a wave of RAGE sweep over it as she holds her face and then she lashes out with a kick to Juno's knee which sends Juno stumbling into a corner, nearly falling down but caught by the turnbuckles.]

[BOOS]

JI: That knee is going to keep giving opponents an opening in this match.

DH: Bien! Bueno!

[Juno's face is a mask of pain as she holds her knee but she knows a different pain as Kosaka CHARGES IN and AVALANCHES her in the corner!]

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

DH: Callate, fools!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

DH: Do not cheer this criminal!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

JI: I don't think you will win this one, Diego.

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

DH: BAH!

[Megumi walks away shaking her head, refocusing, while Juno struggles to pull herself up with the ropes. Kosaka spins around and sprints at her opponent.. ]

*DODGE*

*SMACKACRACK*

[HOLY FREAKING MEEP MEEP MOLY HOT DANG POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Takayama moved out of the way and Kosaka couldn't stop her momentum and.. SHE WENT SAILING OVER THE TURNBUCKLE AND HIT HER HEAD AGAINST THE RING POST!

Crowd: JUNO! JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

DH: CARAMBA! Sangre, Jose!

[A GASP passes through the crowd as Kosaka stumbles out of the corner and blood begins flowing from her forehead as she struggles to stay on her feet, nearly out of it from hitting her head on the ring post! Juno pulls herself up, slaps her knee and screams, half in pain half in aggression, as she charges..]

*BOOMAWHAMASMACKADOOMABLAM*

*THUDD*

[NO FREAKING WAY STIFFNESS TO THE MOON AND BEYOND POP]

JI: JUNO SMASH! TAKAYAMA HIT THE JUNO SMASH!

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Juno clutches at her knee as she cries openly in pain but she grits her teeth and rolls towards the KO'd Kosaka before draping herself over her former stablemate and Pink Mask jumps into position.]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[MASSIVE SUPER NOVA POP]

FR: MEGUMI KOSAKA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Your winner and moving on to the finals of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT... JUNO TAKAYAMA!

[Juno holds her knee and rolls into a fetal position while crying as the pink masked official motions for medics while checking on the bleeding KO'd Megumi Kosaka.]

JI: Somehow, someway.. Juno Takayama has pulled off the seemingly impossible tonight and has not only won this cibernetico but has advanced to the finals of this tournament!

DH: And that is where Tesla St. James will get REVENGE for my beloved being robbed of her righteous victory by this criminal!

[Harriett Morrison and Valerie Bloom  rush out to the ring and check on Juno while medics and T-Honda are checking on Kosaka.]

JI: We will be back with the JPWF Women's World Championship match!

[One more shot of a crying Juno before we are backstage with the famous or infamous depending on who you ask Masked Maniac.   The Masked Superstar stands outside a locker room and seems to be a little on edge as he looks down at his watch.  He then shoots his head up and begins to talk to the cameraman.]

MM: Hey there!   I am glad you made it.   This is going to be great footage for your growing career.   You get to document Masked Maniac proving to the world that he hasn't lost his MOJO!

[Maniac pops his collar with swag and pride.]

MM: Shoot, it looks like my bro's got held up again.   That's okay, that just leaves more ladies for me.

[Masked Maniac turns and the camera man begins to follow him, but he turns and holds his hands up.]

MM: Whoa ... wait a minute you can't go in here.  These ladies are feisty!  

[A big grin forms under the mask of the Maniac.]

MM: You just wait out here for a moment.   I will only be a moment.

[The camera man takes a step backward as the Masked Maniac turns and opens the locker room door and you hear - ]

MM's Voice:  Ladies, sorry that I am late!    Who wants to have some fun?

Female's Voice: What the hell?

Another Female's Voice: Who let this pig in here?

A third Female's Voice: Oh you want to have some fun do you?

MM's Voice: I was born --

[Masked Maniac is cut off and you hear some vicious noises.]

THUD!

CRACK!

TWAP!

THUD!

THUD!

CRACK!

CRAAAASSHHH!!

OOF!

OUCH ... LADIES WAIT?

THUD!

SMACK!

[The door opens and Masked Maniac is tossed out with force as he crashes into the wall across from the door.  The Maniac is slumped over as the camera zooms in on the poor Masked Superstar.]

MM:  I.... I don't know what happened?  

[The camera catches the usually confident Masked superstar unsure of himself as we cut to a shot of Celia's Restaurant in El Centro, California. Soon we are inside and we see a pretty SHOCKING sight before our eyes! Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, el jefe of Viva Lucha, eating dinner with Meiko Yamazaki, the former JPWF Women's World Champion! He, as we know already, is dressed in a suit with a green tie and she is dressed in an orange dress with a brown sweater over it. Carranza has a big smile on his face and perhaps a surprised one at that as he listens to Meiko tell a story with a smile. We get closer as Carranza's eyes grow wide with a big smile.]

EGC: Really?!

[Yamazaki giggles as she nods her head.]

MY: Yes! I swear that it happened.

[Carranza takes a sip from a Modelo Negra and shakes his head.]

EGC: I can not imagine all of the things you must have seen traveling around the world as much as you have in your life. Your father and his work moving the family back and forth from Japan and the US. Then the fight career...

[Meiko shrugs with a smile as she looks at the table.]

MY: It is hard to stay still I guess when you travel so much.

[Carranza thinks about it for a moment and then nods his head.]

EGC: I did not travel much when I was a child.

MY: Oh?

EGC: No. Until I was put in charge of the family business there was not much traveling. My father...

[Carranza winces and then flashes a forced smile.]

EGC: He did alot of traveling but not with our family.

MY: He must have been very lonely.

[Emanuel winces again and sighs before flashing another forced smile.]

EGC: Well, I am not sure he was very lonely but.. we were not with him in any event.

MY: Oh..

[There is an awkward silent moment until Carranza looks down at the plates in front of them.]

EGC: What do you think of the machaca?

[Meiko smiles politely.]

MY: It is delicious!

[Carranza smiles.]

EGC: I apologize I could not organize a better meeting place on such short notice. El Centro is not the best town for eating out.

MY: It is fine! I am surprised you were willing to see me at all.

[Carranza studies Meiko's face for a moment as she moves some food around her plate with a fork and he smiles warmly.]

EGC: I wanted to hear what you had to say.

[Meiko looks up and studies EGC's face.]

MY: You were not worried that I might have grievances to air? That I might throw a drink in your face?

EGC: I took a gamble based on your polite nature that you would not do such a thing.

[The two of them look at each other for a few moments before Meiko grabs her glass of water and picks it up. Tense moments pass as Carranza watches her hand holding the drink while she watches him squirm a bit. Then slowly a smile grows on her face and she takes a drink of her water and Carranza starts to laugh nervously.]

EGC: Heh. That was a good one. Heh.

[Meiko smiles more confidently than before as she sets her water down and then she nods her head.]

MY: One time back in the Team Love days, we were eating at a diner in Salem, Oregon. Suzie Love was giving us a pep talk about eating heartily and advice on dating.

[Carranza is taken aback with a big smile.]

EGC: What?! Advice on dating?!

[Yamazaki nods laughing.]

MY: And all of us.. Megumi-chan, Tomoko-chan, Juno-chan.. We are asking all these questions about dating to Suzie and Lotus-san and then...

[Meiko does a motion with her hands to indicate something being thrown. Carranza does a small gasp, captivated by the story.]

MY: Katsura Koji enters the diner and grabs a drink and throws it in Suzie's face!

EGC: WHAT?!

[Yamazaki nods her head while giggling. Carranza smiles while relaxing in his chair.]

EGC: Lucky for me you fell in with Suzie Love and not Katsura Koji.

[Emanuel drinks his cerveza and Meiko studies him for a moment before leaning forward.]

MY: I am not going to throw a drink in your face and I am not here to air grievances about what has happened. But I do want another chance to fight the Goblin Queen and win back the pink belt in your arena.

[Carranza slowly puts his Modelo Negra on the table and shakes his head, annoyed.]

EGC: I can not help you there, Meiko.

MY: Do you think the fans would not want to see this match?

[Emanuel makes a face.]

EGC: Of course they would but..

MY: Do I as the former champion not have a right to a rematch?

EGC: Well technically.. Yes but..

MY: Then why not?

[Carranza is nervous as he shakes his head.]

EGC: Because I said publicly if you lost the pink belt you could not fight in my arena again!

[Meiko makes a flabbergasted expression.]

MY: So what? You have never gone back on your word before?!

[Carranza looks at her with pleading eyes.]

EGC: Maybe to family, friends... My other business ventures but in this sport.. When it comes to my arena... When I say something I mean.. I have to stand by it.

[Yamazaki shows hurt in her eyes.]

MY: So you meant it? You never wanted to see me fight in your arena again?

[Carranza looks unlike we have ever seen him before. Confused, panicking and unsure.]

EGC: It.. It was not personal! It was just... B-business!

[Meiko leans forward and looks him directly in his eyes.]

MY: If you never wanted to see me again why did you agree to meet me?!

EGC: It was nothing against you! It was..

[Yamazaki sits back staring at the table with a hurt expression and slightly wet eyes. Carranza looks down at the table with a look of remorse.]

EGC: It was just business.

[Meiko reaches down and grabs her purse and stands up abruptly.]

MY: Thank you for the dinner and for your time.

[Carranza looks a little bit horrified.]

EGC: Meiko! Just.. Don't leave yet we...

[Yamazaki gives him an icy look.]

MY: Good night, Mr. Carranza.

[Meiko quickly walks away and EGC stares at the table for a moment with a look of shock and guilt.]

EGC: Good night.

[He picks up his fork then places it back down and sighs sadly before we fade to darkness.]

...

[Slowly, the black fades up to a dark hallway. The camera moves forward, shadows flickering in the room beyond. The view moves around the corner to see Gloria Butler taking a punching bag to task in slow motion. She speaks in voice over.]

GB: The future is but sand...

[The camera pushes forward into a close-up, sweat pouring profusely from Gloria's brow. Her hair, though pulled into a ponytail, flies violently.]

GB: ...miniscule grains of possibilities...

[The scene shifts to the ring. Gloria is dressed similarly, but this time, she is sparring with fellow Elements member Tesla St. James. Tesla is yelling, pushing Gloria to work harder.]

GB: ...what can be, not what should nor necessarily will.

[The scene shifts again, this time to the lockerroom. Gloria sits on a bench, eyes straight ahead and locked on a single image.]

GB: There is no shape to it, only fluidity.

[That image is a poster of The Goblin Queen.]

GB: Form, foundation, purpose come in the fires of a crucible.

[We flash back to footage from Bastard Stampede where Gloria Butler and the Goblin Queen did battle.]

GB: The sand becomes glass but clarity is no guarantee.

[The battle is violent, even when viewed in slow motion.]

GB: Skill, influence, passion all feed to the end result.

[Ultimately, Gloria Butler overcomes, winning the Bastard Stampede Women's Championship.]

GB: The present is but glass to reflect and discern...

[Another match, Gloria versus the Queen, this time with Women's Title going back to the former champion.]

GB: ...images to be taken forward.

[We return to the locker room, Gloria still staring at the poster. She stands, eyes remaining focused.]

GB: All else burns away.

[She turns back towards the practice ring, to train once again.]

GB: The past is but ash.

[Fade to a darkened room...somewhere.  Sitting on a chair is the insidous Gordon J. Dutt and behind him stands his charge, the JPWF Champion and living embodiment of destruction the Goblin Queen.  Her Majesty holds the belt's strap with an iron grip, dirty nails digging into the pink leather.  Wearing a white linen suit, a green bow tie and an oily smile, Dutt just nods at the camera.]

GJD:  Dear, dear Gloria.  Did you think we had forgotten?  Did you think we had FORGIVEN?

[He shakes his head slowly.  A soft "tsk" escapes him as if admonishing a small child.  The Queen's jaw clenches, growling.]

GJD:  See, Gloria, you experienced a miracle!  Back in Bastard Stampede, you faced the Goblin Queen and _lived_!  Mercifully, you could have lived out your days in mundane banality and served as a warning to others.  That the price for facing the Queen is far too high!

[Sneering, Dutt steeples his fingers and taps them together.]

GJD:  Instead...oho!  Instead, you've somehow got it set in your pretty little bubblehead that now you are an equal -- nay SUPERIOR! -- to Her Majesty!  [Another condescending cluck of the tongue from Gordon while Her Majesty bares her teeth in a savage snarl.]  Child, have you learned NOTHING?!  That life is precious and you should NEVER waste such a gift!

[Dutt sighs and looks up at the ceiling melodramatically.]

GJD:  Dear sweet Gloria, you have SQUANDERED this kindness from the Queen and thus, you MUST be punished!  You are no longer in the petty fiefdom of Bastard Stampede and the Goblin Queen is no longer a mere mortal.  No...She has only grown in her power and her rage and your battered and bleeding flesh will now serve as a reminder to ALL here who dare challenge Her Righteous Reign as JPWF Champion!

[The Goblin Queen ROARS in brutal triumph as she raises her belt high overhead.  Dutt chuckles in sick anticipation.]

GJD:  It could have been so much easier, sweetness.  But really, you only have yourself to blame now...

[We fade back to inside the VL Arena and Jose & Diego, who have some bottles of Cherry Cola very prominently featured in front of them.]

JI: Up next it is time for the big JPWF Women's World Championship match brought to you by...

[Jose and Diego flash HUGE smiles at the same time.]

Together: CHERRY COLA!

DH: Nothing beats the refreshing flavor of Cherry Cola!

JI: It's simply the best!

[They smile, kind of creepily, before we cut to Fernando in the ring.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for... THE JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

[MASSIVE POP]

["The War I Survived" by Hawkwind plays and fans MARK OUT LIKE SUPER NUTS!]

FR: Introducing first, the challenger! From Chicago, Illinois.. She is a member of the ELEMENTS stable... GLORIA BUTLER!

[Butler walks out towards the ring with a determined look in her eyes as the fans.. SUPER DUPER GIANT SIZED POP!]

JI: Gloria Butler has done something that very few competitors have ever done in professional wrestling.. Defeat the Goblin Queen! She beat her once a few years ago for the Bastard Stampede Women's Championship. Tonight, can she repeat history and defeat the Goblin Queen again?

DH: But, Jose, you are not giving all of the story! Butler LOST that belt back to the Goblin Queen.

JI: Yes, tonight will be the rubber match between them.

[Gloria enters the ring and pumps her fist and the crowd MARKS OUT.]

FR: And her opponent...

["Maladise" by Nunchaku play and out onto the entrance ramp, dragging the JPWF Women's World Championship belt against the ground, is the Goblin Queen with her manager, Gordon Jr. Dutt, just steps behind. The queen of DESTRUCTION looks at the crowd and then ROARS before pounding her chest and continuing on her way to the ring.]

[HUGE BELT DISRESPECT BOOS]

FR: From Hiroshima, Japan.. And led to the ring by Mr. GORDON JT. DUTT!  Here is the JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[LOUD BOOS]

JI: While this crowd is unhappy with how the Goblin Queen is dragging the famous pink belt along the ground as she makes her way to the ring, no one can deny the danger of this woman!

DH: Meiko Yamazaki is the same height and size of the Goblin Queen and she was manhandled like a doll, Jose. No doubt this is the most dangerous woman in professional wrestling!

[Goblin Queen climbs into the ring and immediately throws the pink belt to the side as she marches right up to Butler and jabs her forehead against Gloria's!]

[OH DANG IT'S GONNA KICK OFF POP]

JI: The Goblin Queen wants to get started right now!

DH: Fernando best get out of there.

[Indeed, the ring announcer is high tailing it out of the ring. The pink masked referee, very busy tonight, tries to separate the two women but as words are exchanged the fists come up and the official calls for the bell instead.]

*DING*

********************************************************** JPWF Women's World Title Match:

Tecnica: Gloria Butler

vs

Ruda: (c)The Goblin Queen w/ Gordon J. Dutt ********************************************************** [GIANT POP]

[Both women proceed to PUNCH EACH OTHER REPEATEDLY at the same time, fists flying in a flurry! Dutt is even taken aback at how fast this match has kicked off and hurries to pick up the JPWF Women's World Championship, tossed aside like garbage just moments ago. Both ladies start exchanging back and forth hard chops to the chest until they SLAM their heads against each other and growl in each other's faces!]

[HOLY INTENSITY POP]

JI: This match as escalated VERY quickly!

DH: They must really want to settle the rubber match!

[Gloria slaps her arms around the Goblin Queen's body and lifts her up with a BIG bearhug!]

[WOWZA POWER DISPLAY POP]

*SMACKABOOM*

[HOT DANG BRUTAL POP]

JI: Butler went for that bearhug but Goblin Queen cut it short with that SICK headbutt!

DH: Oh! Check it out, Jose!

[With Butler stunned, Goblin Queen wraps her arms around her foe and lifts her up in the air!]

[ANOTHER BEAR HUG WOWZA POP]

JI: Goblin Queen has a bearhug on Butler now!

*SMACKASLAP*

[DAMN THAT SMARTS POP]

JI: BUTLER just slammed both of her forearms on either side of the Queen's head to break that bearhug!

DH: Caramba!

[Both women reel a bit before the Goblin Queen snarls at Butler and rushes forward! Butler doesn't back down, rushing forward herself and both ladies...]

*DOUBLESMACKAPOWABAMASLAMASMACK*

[STRONG WOMEN BEATING THE STUFFING OUT OF EACH OTHER MONSTER POP]

JI: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES!

[Both women stagger into the ropes and glare at one another as the crowd... MARKS OUT LIKE LITTLE KIDS!]

DH: I have to say, Jose, this is a brilliant move by the Goblin Queen.

JI: Que? Starting the match off into a war of bomb throwing is a tactical move?!

DH: Si, Jose!

[Dutt, outside the ring, takes a moment to check out the pink masked referee's backside and licks his lips a bit while the Goblin Queen rushes off the ropes and pounds her chest and yells at Butler to bring it on. Gloria obliges and rushes forward and right into a knee to the midsection from her majesty! Goblin Queen grabs Gloria by her hair before straightening her up and...]

*SMACKATHUD*

[OUCH POP]

JI: What a HARD headbutt right into the left side of Butler's chest!

DH: Now ask yourself something, Jose... Does Butler always fight this emotionally?

[Butler holds her chest as she stumbles down to one knee. The Goblin Queen proceeds to try and put her foot through the left side of Gloria's chest with a stomp sending her down before leaping up for an elbow drop but...]

*ROLL*

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: Gloria moved out of the way! And.. Usually Butler tends to fight at a more methodical pace than the bomb throwing we have seen in this match so far.

[As Goblin Queen tries to scramble to her feet she's met with a knee to the midsection, doubling her over and Gloria hooks the head and goes for a VERTICAL SUPLEX.. bUT her royal highness of destruction blocks the attempt and counters with a SUPLEX ATTEMPT OF HER OWN... But Butler struggles free as she is in the air and lands behind the JPWF women's World Champion! The champ spins around and Butler SCOOPS HER UP in her arms!]

[GIGANTIC SUPER DUPER POWER SPOT POP]

*CHARGE*

*THUDDDDABOOOM*

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

JI: WHAT A POWERSLAM BY BUTLER! THE DISPLAY OF POWER!

DH: Dig this, Jose. Goblin Queen baits Butler into a battle of throwing bombs as you say.

JI: Si.

[Dutt stops oggling Pink Mask as he yells out some words to his charge who is rolling up to her feet while gritting her teeth. Butler, fired up, comes after the champion only to eat a STIFF forearm to the left side of her chest! Butler staggers back but not far enough away as the Goblin Queen hooks her and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOMASLAMADOOMATHUDD*

[HOLY MOLY SUPER BRUTAL POP]

JI: URANAGE by the Goblin Queen! She PLANTED Butler hard!

[Dutt calls for the Queen to cover but she would rather put her foot on Butler's chest, the left side again, and press down with her weight which draws the pink masked official to get on her case.]

DH: She has drawn Butler into this bomb throwing pace because she has the bigger bombs to throw, Jose!

JI: That.. makes sense!

DH: Well, I am a Hernandez, Jose. Also if she allows Butler to set the pace and tone then Butler will just try to methodically sap her strength over a longer period of time.

[The Goblin Queen GROWLS at Pink Mask who jumps back but cautions the champ all the same. Her majesty of mayhem yells down at Butler, telling her to bring the fight, and roughly pulls her challenger up to her feet. Gloria replies with a HARD forearm that rocks the Goblin Queen!]

[BIG POP]

[Butler charges and Goblin Queen swipes at her with a clothesline but Gloria ducks and hooks the Queen's head from behind and then leaps up and forces both of them down into..]

*SLAMATHUD*

[WOAH HUGE GIANT POP]

JI: INVERTED DDT by Butler!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Gloria goes for the cover but before the referee can get in position she is thrown off by the champion! Goblin Queen gets to her knees and hits her chest and motions for the challenger to come at her! Gloria, increasingly getting lost in the war lust, charges in with a HARD boot to the face! Her royal highness of bad intentions rises to her feet while holding her face and then roars as she lunges for Butler, grabbing her by her hair and dragging her to a corner and SLAMMING Butler face first into the turnbuckles!]

[OUCH POP]

[Goblin Queen hooks Gloria's arms from behind and..]

*TOSS*

*THUDADOOM*

[HEAD DROPPAGE SUPER POP]

JI: Tiger Suplex by Goblin Queen!

DH: TIGER-AHHHHHH SUPLEX-AHHHHHHHHHH! ROY HARPER SUCKITAHHHHHHHH!

[Dutt gets REALLY excited as the pink masked referee goes to leap into position to count the fall as the Queen has the bridge on but the official's position is one where she is facing Dutt and not facing away and Gordon is not happy with that view.]

ONE!

TWO!!

[BIG POP]

JI: Gloria kicked out!

[Goblin Queen doesn't look displeased actually that Butler survived, apparently so she can wrap her hands around Butler's throat and choke her!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: She's choking her!

DH: You have to smother the fighting spirit some way, Jose.

[The pink masked official is all over Goblin Queen's case and her majesty releases the choke and jumps into the grill of the official! Make no mistake about it, Pink Mask IS scared of the Queen of Pain, but she warns the champ all the same about the choking. Butler gets to her feet while rubbing her throat but gets a HARD elbow to the left side of her chest, pushing her against the ropes. Goblin Queen pulls the challenger from the ropes and tries to put standing headscissors on her but Butler blocks the attempt at whatever the Queen is going for and then grabs a hold of her majesty's legs and STANDS UP WITH HER OVER HER SHOULDERS!]

[HOLY MOLY WOWZA DISPLAY OF STRENGTH POP]

JI: LOOK AT THE POWER BEING SHOWN BY GLORIA BUTLER!

DH: AMAZING!

[Goblin Queen angrily tries to throw shots at Butler as she's being held upside down and behind the challenger but Gloria ignores it and with another massive display of strength...]

*SLAMABOOMADOOMATHUDDD*

[LEAP OUT OF THEIR SEATS HOLY MOLY SUPER STRONG WOMAN POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: ALABAMA SLAM BY BUTLER!!

DH: Maybe this bomb throwing thing was not the best plan, Jose! Gloria can really throw some bombs!

[Dutt is TORN because Gloria is going for the cover on his client but he is also watching to see what position Pink Mask gets into to make the count.. But to his dismay it is not what he is hoping for and he is again not happy with this at all!]

ONE!

TWO!!

[WOAH POP]

JI: Goblin Queen kicks out!

DH: Wow!

[Gordon is relieved his charge kicked out but also annoyed that the pink masked referee has not given him the view he has wanted. Butler tries to catch her breath but gets a SLAP to the face from the Goblin Queen as the champ gets to her knees. Gloria ain't having that and slams a forearm against the champ before dragging her up and whipping her to the ropes.. Only for Goblin Queen to reverse the whip RIGHT INTO A SHORT ARM LARIAT!]

[DANG POP]

JI: There has been so much back and forth in such a short amount of time already!

DH: Strategy, Jose. Strategy!

[Goblin Queen snarls as she grabs Butler and drags her through the ropes and onto the ring apron. She wraps her hand around Gloria's throat and lifts her up before...]

*SLAMASMACKATHUDABOOM*

[HOLY MOLY SHE'S DEAD DEAR GOD POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Goblin Queen hit Gloria with a CHOKESLAM off the apron to the floor outside!

DH: CARAMBA!

Crowd: HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP!

[The Pink Masked referee holds her head a bit in horror at what she just saw while Dutt motions towards his charge with a big smile as the Goblin Queen gets to her feet, slaps her chest and ROARS! Butler writhes in pain and then cries out as her majesty gives her a HARD STOMP to the left side of her chest.]

JI: The Goblin Queen has focused a lot of attention in this match to Butler's chest.

DH: Get Brittany out of your thoughts, Jose.

JI: Wh-what? I did not say anything about that beautiful young woma-

DH: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!

JI: EEE!

[Goblin Queen pulls the aching Butler up to her feet and with a growl whips her towards the steps but...]

*FWOOSH*

*CLANGASLAMASMACKACLANG*

[OH MY GOD SUPER DUPER GIANT POP]

JI: Butler REVERSED and sent Goblin Queen into the steel steps!

[As the predominantly female fans in attendance MARK OUT, Dutt covers his face with his hands at this turn of events. The Pink masked official calls for the match to come back inside the ring but Gloria has other thoughts as she rubs her chest and back and then GLARES at the Goblin Queen and pulls her up and...]

*SCOOP*

[GIANT HOLY MOLY THIS LADY IS WONDER WOMAN POP]

JI: Gloria has the Goblin Queen on her shoulders!

DH: Oh boy!

*CHARGES*

*LEAP*

*BOOMASMACKATHUDADOOMADOOMABOOMATHUDDD*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SHAKE THE RAFTERS OMEGA SUPREME POP]

Crowd: HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP!

JI: RUNNING POWERSLAM ON THE FLOOR!

DH: CARAMBA!

Crowd: HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP!

[Gordon J. Dutt is beside himself now, freaking out over what he just witnessed. Gloria rolls under the ropes and into the ring and pumps her fist to a HUGE POP! Pink Mask assesses the situation and starts a count on the champ!]

JI: The referee has started a count but this will not do Butler much good.

DH: If Goblin Queen is counted out she does not get the championship, Jose.

JI: My point exactly.

[Butler is aware of this and doesn't need a lot of prompting when the Goblin Queen gets to her knees outside, grimaces then glares at Gloria in the ring and motions for her to bring it on.]

[BIG LADIES GOTTA FIGHT POP]

[Gloria rolls out of the ring and boots her majesty in the face before dragging her up and rolling her back inside the ring. Butler follows in after her and waits for Goblin Queen to pull herself up before charging at her... ONLY TO GET CAUGHT!]

*CATCH*

*TOSS*

*BOOMATHUDD*

[SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY POP]

JI: MOUNTAIN BOMB! Goblin Queen caught Butler charging in with that Mountain Bomb!

DH: CARAMBA! Such impact!

[Goblin Queen ROARS as she gets to her feet and then runs off the ropes, she rebounds and charges in before leaping up...]

*BOOMATHUDDADOOM*

JI: HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR! What a Running Vertical Splash!

DH: Again, I keep saying it but.. SUCH IMPACT!

*SMACK*

[Her majesty of smash your face in gives Butler a downward elbow to the left side of the chest before going for the cover. Pink mask leaps into position, on all fours with her backside to Gordon J. Dutt and the manager has a smile the size of the entire MILKY WAY GALAXY across his perverted face!]

ONE!

[Dutt scrambles to get his cell phone out.]

TWO!!

[He is trying to turn it on and switch to the camera app..]

THR-NO!

[BIG POP]

JI: Gloria JUST got her shoulder up!

DH: What is going on with him, Diego?!

[Dutt is PISSED because Pink Mask has leaped up to hold up two fingers before he could take a picture of her best side, in his opinion, and he gives a frustrated slam of his fist onto the ring apron.]

JI: He probably thought Goblin Queen had it won there!

DH: Then why does he have his cell phone out?

JI: No se!

[Gloria holds her chest with a grimace as she struggles to get to her feet but she is soon helped up, via two handfuls of her hair and crazy power, by the JPWF Women's World Champion. Goblin Queen gives Butler a HARD SLAP before spinning around...]

JI: SPINNING BACK FI-

*DUCK*

[GIANT POP]

[Butler avoids the spinning back fist and catches the monarch of misery with a kick to the midsection, doubling her over, before hooking her head and...]

*LIFT*

[SHE REALLY IS WONDER WOMAN WE ARE SEEING FREAKING WONDER WOMAN HERE POP]

JI: GLORIA HAS GOBLIN QUEEN LIFTED HIGH IN THE AIR!

DH: INCREDIBLE!

[The crowd is LOSING THEIR MINDS MARKING OUT the longer and longer and longer Gloria holds her foe up in the air before...]

*FALL*

*BOOMAPOWATHUD*

[DALEKS AND DECEPTICONS EATING ENERGON PIZZA SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX!

DH: Gloria is AMAZING, Jose!

[Butler holds the left side of her chest and grimaces a bit as she gets to her feet. Dutt looks nervous outside the ring but also can't stop glancing up at Pink Mask everytime she passes by.]

JI: Dutt seems very suspicious of our official in this match.

DH: Lo se! He keeps a well trained eye on her. He must not trust her to do a fair job and I do not blame him.

JI: Que?!

DH: Referees do not like our kind.

JI: What kind is that?

DH: The rudo kind.

[Gloria pulls Goblin Queen to her feet and hooks her from behind before...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOM*

[HEAD DROPPAGE HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: What a German Suplex!

DH: GERMANAHHHHHHH SUPLEXAHHHHHHHH! ROY IS A LOSER-AHHHHHH!

JI: She has the bridge!

[Pink Mask leaps into position and Dutt has a "perfect view" again and keeps looking from one view to concern about the count!]

ONE!

TWO!!

TH-NO!

[BIG POP]

JI: Goblin Queen kicked out!

[Dutt drops to his knees, relieved but then he watches Pink Mask get to her feet and realizes he missed his chance and slaps the ring apron in frustration once more! Gloria shakes her head and then goes to pull the Goblin Queen up but her highness of mutilated Barbie faces nails a quick jab to the throat!]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: What a cheap shot!

DH: No such thing, Jose! The most prestigious championship in women's wrestling is on the line!

[Gloria gasps for breath while Pink Mask gets on Goblin Queen's case but the Queen ignores teh ref as she spins around...]

*SMACK*

[OUCH OUCH OUCH POP]

JI: SPINNING BACK FIST INTO GLORIA'S CHEST!

DH: That is not the usual target for the move is it?

JI: No, but Goblin Queen has been targeting Butler's chest throughout the match.

[Gloria's eyes go wide as she grasps at her chest and stumbles into the ropes. Goblin Queen growls as she grabs Butler from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOM*

[SUPLEX POP]

JI: German Suplex!

DH: GERMANA-

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOM*

[WOW POP]

JI: Another!

*TOSS*

*THUDABOOMAPOW*

[GIANT SUPLEX POP]

JI: THREE Consecutive German Suplexes by Goblin Queen!

DH: CARAMBA! Roy Harper must REALLY be made he is missing this!

[Butler is in a BAD way and the Goblin Queen wants to ensure she is in a WORSE way as she runs off the ropes..]

JI: Another Hiroshima Mon Amour coming up?!

*LEAP*

*ROLL*

*THUDDD*

[MASSIVE GIANT TARDIS BREAK DANCE POP]

JI: BUTLER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

DH: Wow!

[Dutt can't believe what is happening but the crowd is LOVING IT as they MARK OUT LIKE NUTS! Gloria gets to her knees and grimaces as she grabs at the left side of her chest. She watches as Goblin Queen struggles to her feet and she charges from behind and ducks her head under the majesty of maelstrom, hooks her arms and...]

*LIFT*

[NO FREAKING WAY SUPER DUPER EYES BULGING OUT HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: GLORIA BUTLER IS STANDING UP WITH THE GOBLIN QUEEN ON HER SHOULDERS!

DH: INCREDIBLE!

[Gordon J. Dutt's eyes are wide as saucers as he watches Butler..]

*BOOMATHUDAPOWABAMABOOMATHUDADOOM*

[WONDER WOMAN EXISTS HOLY MOLY SUPER FREAK OUT SUPER POP]

JI: GLORIANNA! OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX!

DH: We are seeing this and not Roy Harper... GLORIANNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Pink Mask is about to jump into position to make the count when...]

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS BOOS]

JI: What is Dutt doing?!

DH: His job!

[Dutt leaps onto the apron and screams and shouts to get the referee's attention. Pink Mask scrambles over and orders him off the apron and he protests and tries to climb through the ropes and she begins physically struggling with him!]

[SUPER BOOS]

JI: DUTT IS PREVENTING THE REFEREE FROM COUNTING THE FALL!

DH: Like I said, Jose, his job!

[With the crowd BOOING MASSIVELY Dutt struggles to get in the ring, and his hand may have "accidentally" landed on Pink Mask's backside a few times. Totally accidentally. Gloria can't hold the bridge and Goblin Queen breaks free and rolls towards the ropes. Butler grimaces as she grabs her chest and then looks up and sees Dutt tying up the ref. She gets to her feet and flashes  RAGE filled eyes at Dutt who stops in his tracks and flashes a nervous smile before.. Leaping off the apron to the floor!]

[DAMN YOU BOOS]

JI: Unbelievable! Butler may have had the JPWF Women's World Championship WON there but Dutt..

DH: How many times must I say he did his job til you understand, Jose?!

[Gloria curses at Dutt outside the ring and Gordon tries to act completely innocent. Pink Mask tries to end the in ring to out of ring interaction but Butler is PISSED at Dutt. Which is unfortunate for her because a MAJESTIC KAIJU OF DEMON RAGE AND DESTRUCTION RISES BEHIND HER!]

JI: Butler needs to turn around!

DH: I think it is too late now, Jose!

[The crowd tries to warn Butler but she is too absorbed in her outrage towards Dutt that she is caught totally offguard when a massive hand grabs her shoulder, spins her around and...]

*SLAMABAMASMACK*

*THUD*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE DEAD AIEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! HEART PUNCH!

DH: DIOS MIO!

[Goblin Queen scrambles for the cover, Pink Mask leaps into position and with cellphone in hand Dutt does as well!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[SUPER ATOMIC BOOS]

FR: Here is your winner and STILL.. JPWF Women's World Champion... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[Dutt pumps his fist in VICTORY as he looks at his cellphone, pleased with whatever snapshot he got there while Goblin Queen rises to her feet and ROARS while beating her chest! Pink Mask checks on Butler who just clutches at her chest and grimaces in loads of pain.]

JI: What a WAR these two just had!

DH: The strategy worked, Jose.

JI: Indeed. The Goblin Queen remains the JPWF Women's World Champion and will meet the winner of La Reina de el Centro Tournament finals in our season finale!

[We watch Dutt gleefully hop around the ring celebrating while his charge yells gutteral screams at the crowd before we cut backstage to inside one of the locker rooms. We see a battered Juno Takayama siting on a bench with her right knee bandaged and holding ice packs to it. She grimaces as she looks up.]

JT: In 2013 I fought in Miyuki Ozaki's Empress Cup. A one night tournament in my home city of Osaka, Japan. I suffered a black eye in the first round when Darling Nightmare used brass knuckles on me but I advanced. BLADE Nakura made my eye worse in our semi-final match but I managed to get by her. And then in the finals.. I fought SNAKE Fujita and somehow I won.

[Juno closes her eyes but winces from her pain in the present before opening her eyes and making a sad face.]

JT: I thought I had won everything but moments later instead of being handed a trophy, Queen Miyuki Ozaki walked out and announced that the tournament was to determine who would face her in the real finals.

[Takayama leans back against the lockers behind her, closing her eyes tightly from the pain in her knee and shakes her head.]

JT: She kicked my ass. I had won nothing. She got the trophy and glory of our hometown.

[Juno grimaces as she leans forward but sighs and nods her head.]

JT: I am a long way from Osaka, Japan but tonight... This is also a one night tournament and I do not think it is sponsored by Perfect Girl Evolution or Miyuki Ozaki. The finals coming up are the legit finals and tonight I have suffered much.

[She grits her teeth as she looks down at her knee but she looks up at us, the viewer, before continuing on.]

JT: But I can suffer more because I will redeem that night with this one.

[Juno gives a grimaced bow to the camera and then we cut away to the glorious outside, specifically, the roof of the Viva Lucha Arena. Looking out to the horizon is La Reina de el Centro tournament finalist Tesla St. James. Her hair blows in the wind, her eyes squint at the setting sun.]

TSJ: I've been in this business for more than a decade and half.

[She glances over her shoulder to the camera.]

TSJ: And I've still not figured out how to escape you [MEEP]ing camera people.

[She turns back to face the horizon as the camera positions to her side.]

TSJ: I say that with love, of course.

[Tesla lets out a low sigh before starting to stretch out her right arm.]

TSJ: I don't know what my future holds. I only have goals. I only have a determination and willingness to work to the full extent of my abilities, to prove people wrong.

[She starts to stretch out her other arm.]

TSJ: For all the things I've accomplished I am always reminded of what I have not. I may not like the "Buffalo" chants but they are there for a reason. With all due respect to Juno Takayama, I can't picture an outcome any different than me winning this tournament. She's a fierce competitor but I need to be fiercer to get at who I want.

[There's a pregnant pause as the camera man is seemingly egging her on to say it.]

TSJ: Really? I have to say it?

[A slight camera nod.]

TSJ: [MEEP] the Queen. Off with her head.

[Tesla smiles.]

TSJ: That's what you want, right?

[Tesla thumbs at the horizon.]

TSJ: That will come. But that is out there. Here, now, in this arena. The Buffalo ascends tonight

[Fades to inside the ring where Fernando Rodriguez is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and are the FINALS of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT!

[MAIN EVENT SUPER POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), and the crowd MARKS OUT!]

FR: Introducing first.. From the CLASS OF 2010 stable... JUNO TAKAYAMA!

[A very battered looking Juno Takayama limps towards the ring with much determination in her eyes.]

DH: BOOOOOOO!

JI: Calmate, Diego.

DH: BOOOOOO!

[Takayama struggles to climb up the steps and climb into the ring but she gives a slap to her right knee and then pumps her fists up into the air, motioning to the fans who MARK OUT!]

FR: And her opponent..

["When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zepplin plays over the PA and the crowd MARKS OUT AGAIN!]

FR: From the ELEMENTS stable.. Here is... TESLA ST. JAMES!

[Tesla walks at a brisk pace towards the ring, her eyes locked on her opponent while fans GO NUTS MARKING OUT LIKE CRAZY!]

JI: As if St. James didn't have enough motivation before to win this tournament.. Now that Goblin Queen has retained the JPWF Women's World Championship over her stablemate Gloria Butler, she has even MORE reasons to win this tournament and become number one contender.

DH: Do not forget that she needs to make Juno SUFFER for eliminating the beautiful masked goddess!

[Tesla climbs into the ring and keeps her eyes locked on Takayama. Juno grits her teeth as she waits in a corner. Pink Mask checks both competitors while Fernando leaves the ring. Once satisfied that neither are hiding any weapons the official motions for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** La Reina de El Centro Finals:

Tecnica: Tesla St. James [The Elements]

vs

Tecnica: Juno Takayama [Class of 2010] **********************************************************

[SUPER DUPER MAIN EVENT TOURNAMENT FINALS POP]

JI: THE FINALS OF LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT ARE OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: At least I will not hear that again tonight.

[Both women come out to the middle of the ring. They shake hands before they begin to circle around one another.]

[BIG SPORTSMANSHIP POP]

DH: BOOO!

JI: Diego!

DH: Que?! Tesla could have kicked her knee there instead of shaking hands!

[They lock up in the middle of the ring and jockey for advantage before Tesla trips Takayama to the canvas and shoots for the right leg. Juno tries to scramble away but St. James slaps on a KNEEBAR and Takayama HOWLS in pain!]

[WOAH POP]

JI: We are MOMENTS into this final and already Takayama's knee has landed her in SERIOUS trouble here!

DH: Bien! Her pain is music to the ears of those who had to witness the injustice committed to the mysterious masked beauty goddess!

[Pink Mask asks Juno if she wants to give up but Takayama shakes her head "no" before clawing at the canvas and dragging herself and St. James to the ropes which she grabs to force a break.]

[POP]

DH: BOOO!

[Tesla gives a clean break and Juno grinds her teeth together hard as she pulls herself up with the ropes. They go to lock up again but this time Tesla shoots straight for the leg and forces Juno to hop on one leg before hooking the right knee and..]

*THUD*

[SWEET LORD HAVE MERCY EGADS POP]

JI: St. James DDT'D Juno's injured right knee!

DH: I do not think this one is going to be an epic classic, Jose! This will be over soon!

[Juno cries as she clutches at her knee, while Tesla  stoically goes about her business of dragging Takayama from the ropes and locking on the KNEEBAR again!]

[HOLY SCHMOKEYS REAL DANGER POP]

JI: St. James is not wasting ANY time and is out to end this as quickly as possible!

DH: She already fought in a cibernetico tonight, Jose! Better to start conserving her energy for the bigger fight ahead.

[Takayama trembles from the pain but she grits her teeth and tries to reach for the ropes but St. James does well to keep her foe stuck in the middle of the ring. Pink mask asks if Juno wants to give up but the Class of 2010-er shakes her head "no" and grabs Tesla's left foot and begins trying to twist on it and this forces the break of the hold.]

[POP]

JI: Takayama found a way out!

DH: But these are just band aids on a bullet wound, Jose. She can find a hundred ways to escape but we are going to see her end up in similar situations over and over again in this match until the inevitable settles in.

[Juno uses the ropes to pull herself up but the redhead is on her quickly and is going after the right knee. Takayama tries to throw a forearm smash but St. James avoids and then shoots for the knee and once she has a hold of it...]

*TWIST*

[EGADS KNEE PAIN DEAR GOD POP]

JI: DRAGON CORKSCREW!

DH: At the moment I am not a fan of Takayama for crimes committed earlier..

JI: Diego..

DH: But she should think about the future and quit this match.

JI: You just want to see her humiliated by submitting don't you?

DH: SI!

[Takayama cries out but soon has more reason to cry out as St. James goes after her knee with elbow drops, knee drops and a leaping leg drop!]

DH: Look at the viciousness by St. James!

JI: I don't think there is viciousness in what Tesla is doing here.

DH: Que?!

JI: She has seen the beloved MBC Women's World Championship ripped to pieces by a monster who now drags another prestigious championship, the JPWF Women's World Championship, along the ground like it is a piece of garbage. Everything she is doing tonight is to make things right for dreams that were close to her heart that have been desecrated by the Goblin Queen.

[Juno tries to shove St. James off of her but Tesla gives a kick to the knee before dragging Takayama away from the ropes by it.]

JI: The only road to pursue her justice is through this.

DH: So you want to see Juno suffer for the eliminating the Beautiful Master too?

JI: *sighs*

[Tesla starts to go for a spinning toe hold but Juno uses her left leg to push the Elements member off of her! Takayama cries out as she tries to scramble up to her feet but her knee buckles and she falls into the ropes!]

[YIKES POP]

[St. James rushes in and grabs Juno by her right knee and forces her to hop on the left leg. Tesla gives a HARD forearm smash to the knee, Juno cries out but then grits her teeth and...]

*LEAP*

*DODGE*

*THUD*

[WOWZA POP]

JI: Takayama went for an awkward leaping enziguiri kick with her left leg but Tesla avoided it!

DH: Looks like St. James is waiting for the perfect moment, Jose!

[Tesla watches, focused and determined, as her opponent pulls herself up to her feet and then she launches herself...]

*SMACK*

*THUD*

[GOOD GOD POP]

JI: CHOP BLOCK TO THE RIGHT KNEE FROM BEHIND!

DH: This is the end, Jose!

[Juno trembles and shakes from the pain as tears go down her face while she clutches her knee. Tesla wastes no time in going after her opponent and trying to hook the legs..]

[ANTICIPATION HUGE POP]

JI: St. James is going for Irish Red!

DH: Do it! MAKE HER PAY!

[Juno does her best to fight off being turned over but eventually she is turned over and..]

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: SHE HAS IT! Tesla has the IRISH RED on!

DH: VIVA REVENGE!

[Juno SCREAMS from the pain and claws at her blue hair and buries her face into the canvas to muffle her screams! Tesla just sits back more and stretches Juno's knees further. Pink Mask asks Juno if she wants to give up, Takayama shakes her head "no" but cries out in pain. Takayama tries to claw towards the ropes but the pain from the hold makes her go into convulsions and trembles! Pink Mask asks her again, Juno continues to shake her head "No". Pink Mask looks at the situation for a few moments before deciding things for herself.]

*DING DING DING*

[HOLY MOLY GIANT SUPER DUPER POP]

FR: The referee has ruled Juno Takayama can no longer continue, the winner due to referee stoppage and... LA REINA DE EL CENTRO... and.. NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP... TESLA ST. JAMES!

[St. James releases the hold and jumps to her feet and screams victoriously!]

JI: Ever since the Goblin Queen tore the MBC Women's World Championship apart, Tesla St. James has pursued confronting her in the ring and now on our season finale she will reach her goal with the JPWF Women's World Championship on the line!

DH: Where is Fernando going?!

[We watch Fernando use a key to go inside of EGC's office before we cut back to the ring where we see Pink Mask and the now at ringside Harriett Morrison and Valerie Bloom help Juno Takayama leave the ring. Then we cut back to EGC's office where Fernando comes walking out with a COOL looking trophy that has the seal of the city of El Centro and a crown incorporated into it's design. He climbs into the ring and presents the trophy to St. James who takes it with a nod of her head before holding the trophy up high into the air.]

[GIANT SUPER DUPER VICTORY CELEBRATION POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[Diego MARKS OUT because Lady Warhawk, along with Rachel "Arcee" Carlisle, hits the ring and celebrate with St. James.]

JI: Tonight, LADIES NIGHT, Tesla St. James stands tall as the number one contender for the pink belt and the QUEEN OF EL CENTRO! Gracias everyone, see you next time!

[We get one last shot of St. James, on the second turnbuckle, and holding the trophy in celebration before we fade out.]

(c)2017 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 5

[Scene opens to a shot of the outside of the VL Arena in El Centro, California. It's a sunny day and we see el jefe, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, walking up to his arena with quite the evil smirk on his face. He pulls out his keys and unlocks the doors when..]

*RNNNNGGGG*

[He raises an eyebrow and pockets his keys with one hand while pulling out his cellphone with the other. He looks at the phone and a bemused smile creeps across his face. He pushes inside the arena and we follow him inside as he lifts the phone to his ears.]

EGC: Hola, Elizabeth!

[A HUGE evil smirk has grown on his face.]

EGC: I have not heard from you in a very long time. How are you doing?

[He passes through the hallways, turning lights on as he goes.]

EGC: .. Yes! I had heard of you finding work in Florida. Yes. Congratulations!

[His smile is even BIGGER now with a scary gleam in his eyes. He flicks on some switches and passes through curtains and we follow him as he walks down the entrance ramp towards the ringside area.]

EGC: What was that? You do not enjoy it there?!

[A very playful look is on Carranza's face as he unlocks his office door and walks inside, flicking the switch to illuminate the room.]

EGC: Elizabeth.... Elizabeth....

[He sits in his comfy chair behind his desk with a very satisfied smile on his face.]

EGC: Come now, Elizabeth. Do not cry. I do not have to tell you.. There is no crying in this business.

[He leans back in his chair, enjoying every moment of this conversation.]

EGC: Come on. It can not be that bad there, can it?

[Emanuel's smile shows he already knows the answer and that it is indeed really bad and the fact that it is so makes him very happy.]

EGC: What? Your contract says what?

[Carranza does his best to stifle laughter but his expression shows he is EATING THIS UP!]

EGC: Oh! Oh, Elizabeth! That...

[He shakes his head with a smile.]

EGC: That is really too bad. But.. What can you do, right?

[SMILE]

EGC: If only one can go back in time and make the most of opportunities offered to them, no?

[A very dark expression joins his evil smile.]

EGC: I recall that once upon a time you sat across from me in my old office at the warehouse and I offered you quite the opportunity. Do you remember that conversation?

[With his free hand he picks up a Carranza Coin sitting on his desk and looks at it with his scary expression.]

EGC: Elizabeth? What did I say about tears?

[SMILE]

EGC: Yes. You remember. You had the chance to get in on the ground floor, Elizabeth. But... You turned me down and now here we are.

[He winks at the coin.]

EGC: How is late night paid programming going, Elizabeth?

[SMILE]

EGC: Well, asi es de vida, Elizabeth. We must all live with the choices we make. Now.. While it has been wonderful hearing from you again.. I have a REAL wrestling promotion to run so...

[He raises an eyebrow.]

EGC: Que?

[He makes an incredulous face.]

EGC: What?! I am feeling quite embarrassed for you, Elizabeth. There is no one in that bar in Florida that would even remotely interest me.

[He chuckles but then his smile starts to fade a bit and a look of surprise grows on his face as he sits up, leaning forward over his desk.]

EGC: What was that?! ... Gary got those girls?!

[Carranza shakes his head with concern now.]

EGC: Elizabeth, you are telling me they are stuck in Florida to contracts like you are?!

[The concern eases and he slowly leans back in his chair.]

EGC: Hmmm... Yes. ... Oh? ... Interesting.

[He puts the Carranza Coin down on the desk and a softer smile grows on his face.]

EGC: They would be very easy to break, Elizabeth. All one would need to do is buy them out.

[He chuckles.]

EGC: Gary does not even have to know about it! He signs his competing talent to those kind of contracts so he does not have to pay them full price.

[A nod with a twinkle in his eyes.]

EGC: Elizabeth.. I can make this happen very easily. I can get all of them out of there as soon as possible.

[A frown comes over Carranza's face and he shakes his head.]

EGC: No. No, Elizabeth. I can not free you from your contract. It is not the money, that is not the issue. The problem with your contract is the time...

[That evil grin appears again.]

EGC: You are stuck there for at least three more years, Elizabeth. Si. That clause Gary put in. ... Si. ... No, Elizabeth... I can not free you but...

[He looks down at his desk for a moment then smiles.]

EGC: For bringing this to my attention, Elizabeth, I will definitely reward you for your troubles. ... How much? ... It will be enough that in three years, Elizabeth, you will have control of your own destiny. ... Yes. That is what I mean. I...

[He chuckles.]

EGC: What did I say about tears, Elizabeth?

[SMILE]

EGC: That is better. Be a professional! ... I am going to get on this immediately. Que?

[Carranza looks at a clock on his office wall.]

EGC: Once I get the boys on it.. It will cut things close just.. Advise them not to win the belt. All of them. Yes. Advise all of them not to win the belt. Well it could make things messy contract wise and also any belt from that bar is worthless to me anyways. I only like prestigious championships.

[SMILE]

EGC: OK. Elizabeth, things will move quickly so just advise them as best you can and get them ready because I have something lined up that I could definitely use them for. .. Yes. OK. Good luck oh.. And Elizabeth..

[EVIL SMILE]

EGC: Gracias!

[He nods then ends the call. His eyes grow wide and his smile wider as he licks his lips and then he looks at his phone and starts dialing a number and then.]

EGC: ... Ms. Martinez? Si. Call the boys together. There are some contracts I want to buy out in Florida.

[An evil grin as we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the packed VL Arena and we pan over the cheering fans before making our way to the announce table where two familiar faces greet us.]

JI: Hola, fans and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I am Jose Ignacio and with me as always is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

[Diego makes a face.]

DH: I am not just someone you work with, Jose! I am a HERNANDEZ from the world famous HERNANDEZ FAMILY! And so... I am the reason they tune in to every episode of Viva Lucha!

[Jose shakes his head with a smile.]

JI: Well, we are coming off the BIGGEST episode in Viva Lucha history. On our last episode the Goblin Queen defeated Meiko Yamazaki to become the new JPWF Women's World Champion! The Cyborg Kingdom defeated the Robot Kingdom and the Human race to become the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions! And Fury defeated Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora, "The Duke" William Phillips and the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, to become the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion!

DH: It was a historic night, Jose. And we still have half the season left to come!

JI: There is no telling what is in store for us the rest of this season.

DH: I do not have any idea of what is happening tonight, actually!

JI: No one does, Diego. My understanding is we are being kept completely in the dark about what is to come because there will be some announcements made here in mere moments!

DH: Announcements?!

[Cue the office door of Viva Lucha boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, flying open and walking out with a smile is the man himself. He holds a microphone in his hands as he climbs up the stairs and into the ring and winks at the crowd.]

[POP]

JI: Guess we'll all find out now!

[EGC flashes his evil smirk before lifting the microphone to talk.]

EGC: By now one thing should be very clear to all of you fans of Viva Lucha... When I say there will be history made... HISTORY WILL BE MADE!

[BIG POP]

EGC: Two shows ago I promised history would be made and what happened? "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor walked into this arena and defeated Blue Samson to add the Kings Of Wrestling's King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship, along with all the historic championships that made it up, to his amazing Legacy Crown!

[HEEL POP]

EGC: Well, amigos, tonight in this ring you will see the Legacy Crown once again!

[HOLY MOLY REALLY?! POP]

JI: QUE?!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Carranza smiles.]

EGC: Tonight in our main event Pablo O'Connor will defend the L-Crown right here in this very ring against an opponent to be named later!

[BIG POP]

JI: We're going to see the L-Crown defended tonight?!

DH: This is INCREDIBLE, Jose!

[EGC nods his head.]

EGC: On our last show four men paid hard earned currency, my precious Carranza Coins...

[He pulls one out of a pocket to show to the crowd.]

[COIN POP]

[He puts it back in his pocket.]

EGC: To fight in an elimination match and when the dust settled one man was left standing the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion! Tonight... In this ring... Maria Juarez will conduct the first ever interview with our champion.... FURY!

[FURY IS GONNA TALK?! HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Oh My God! We are going to hear from Fury?

DH: We have never heard him say a word, Jose!

JI: Verdad!

[Carranza holds up a finger.]

EGC: Now, the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, took quite a beating in that match..

[BOOS]

EGC: So he is being given some time to recover because he is scheduled to defend that championship in Japan next month. But.. Whomever the International Light Heavyweight Champion is after that trip will need a number one contender to challenge them here in my arena... So tonight we are going to have a GAUNTLET MATCH to determine the Number One Contender for that belt!

[WOAH POP]

JI: This will be the first ever gauntlet match for Viva Lucha!

DH: Our boss is all about making history, Jose.

[Carranza holds a hand up to silence the crowd.]

EGC: But I have a very special announcement to make about our next show but I need a specific audience to join me in the ring for this one. So... I would like the Class of 2010, the Elements and the NEW JPWF Women's World Champion, Goblin Queen, to join me in the ring! Right now!

[HUGE POP]

JI: Oh My! What will this announcement be?

DH: No se, Jose! No se.

[Walking out through the curtain comes the Class of 2010, (Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Harriett Morrison, Anna Williams & Valerie Bloom), dressed in their signature hoodies, jeans and curious expressions on their faces. After them walk out the Elements, garnering a huge pop. Racheal "RC" Carlisle is a bundle of energy as she dashes from side to side, slapping the hands of as many fans as possible. Tesla St. James follows, eyes laser focused on the ring. "The Beautiful Master" Lady Warhawk is at her side, speaking into her ear.]

JI: Tesla St. James is still furious over the destruction of the MBC Women's Championship title. No doubt, Lady Warhawk is trying to keep Tesla in as good a headspace as possible. Otherwise, this ring could explode before Carranza gets to his announcement.

[Pulling up the fair, and clearly standing guard for anything that may come is the most powerful of the Elements, Gloria Butler. The ladies climb into the ring and Carranza greets them with his evil smirk and then he looks up towards the entrance ramp and...]

[BOOS]

["Maladise" by Nunchaku plays and out walks...the NEW JPWF Women's World Champion, the Goblin Queen!  The monstrous mistress of mayhem ROARS with carnivorous glee as she raises the pink belt.  Locking eyes with all the other women down in the ring, the Queen thumps her chest with a fist of stone as if daring the gnats to come after her right now.  By her side, Gordon J. Dutt sneers, flashing a sick grin of a cat that has just eaten not only the canary, but the swan and the peacock to boot.  He still is carrying a silver metal briefcase.  As the diabolic duo begin to make their way down the aisle, the Goblin Queen bares her teeth in an evil grin as she just lets the JPWF Championship belt drag behind her like trash!]

[WE HATE YOU AND YOUR DISRESPECT SO MUCH BOOS!]

[Carranza gives a bow, with a big smile, towards the new holder of the legendary pink belt and her manager before lifting the mic to speak.]

EGC: Thank you, ladies, for joining me. I have some very big announcements about our next show and I need all of you here for it because...

[He smiles.]

EGC: Our next show will be a very special one because HISTORY will be made in Viva Lucha on that night. Unprecedented history for us because it will be a very special.... LADIES NIGHT SHOW!

[WHAT THE WHAT WHAT POP]

JI: Ladies night?!

DH: The masked goddess of beautiful enigma night?!

JI: ... Que?!

DH: What?

[EGC continues.]

EGC: You see it will be women's wrestling exclusively all night long on our next show and do I have something VERY big for all of you ladies to compete for. We will have the first ever... LA REINA DEL EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT!

[HUGE SUPER DUPER POP]

EGC: You see.. There will be some new blood joining Viva Lucha soon to compete here against all of you and we will have two CIBERNETICO MATCHES!

[BIG POP]

EGC: And the winners from each one will compete against each other in a one on one match later to not only win La Reina del el Centro tournament.. But to also be the number one contender for the JPWF Women's World Championship!

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: WOW! A one night tournament with the winner becoming the number one contender for arguably the most prestigious championship in all of women's wrestling!

DH: It will be huge for whomever wins!

[Carranza basks in the glory of his announcement but his eye twitches as he sees Tesla St. James GLARING and YELLING right at the Goblin Queen! Lady Warhawk places a hand on Tesla's shoulder that she shrugs off as she starts moving towards the large Japanese fighter and begins jabbing her finger in the air towards the Queen of Destruction!]

JI: Uh oh. Looks like we might have some trouble!

DH: Tesla said something about the MBC Championship, Jose!

JI: St. James has not been shy about her anger at what the Goblin Queen did to the MBC Women's World Championship.

[Goblin Queen is not amused at the communications coming her way from the fiery red head. Her nostrils begin to flare and a look of bad intention comes over her royal face. Gordon watches with an amused smile, perhaps wanting some trouble to break out as his charge and Tesla take more aggressive body language towards one another while both women inch towards each other. Carranza's smile has become a look of frustration.]

EGC: Ladies! Please...

[Suddenly both women make a lunge to close the space between them when the Class of 2010 and the rest of the Elements jump in the middle to break things up!]

[BIG POP]

DH: Here comes the trouble, Jose!

[Gloria Butler prominently stands between Tesla and her Royal Highness while Juno Takayama calls for calm. Tesla is pulled back via Rachel and Lady Warhawk but the Goblin Queen..]

*SHOVE*

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: The Goblin Queen just shoved Butler from behind!

[Gloria goes from calm one moment to EXPLODING RAGE as she spins around and lunges for the JPWF Women's World Champion! Juno, now joined by Harriett Morrison and Teresa Villa, jumps in between and both powerhouse ladies shove the Class of 2010 members back and forth between them as they try to get at each other! Dutt looks around excitedly as he fidgets to and fro between possibly holding back his charge or jumping into the mess of bodies between her and Butler.]

[GIGANTIC POP]

DH: It is kicking off now!

JI: These two have some history against one another! Gloria Butler DEFEATED the Goblin Queen for the Bastard Stampede Women's Championship in the past!

[Security guards hit the ring and help the Class of 2010 in pulling these two ladies apart while Dutt bites his lip with a slightly sour expression as if some opportunity had just passed. A very unhappy Carranza shakes his head vigorously now.]

EGC: LADIES!!!

[Goblin Queen and Gloria pause in their struggling with security and all eyes turn to the boss of Viva Lucha.]

EGC: If you two ladies want to fight each other THIS badly...

[His frown turns into a dark smile.]

EGC: ... Then do it on Ladies Night... With the JPWF Women's World Championship.. ON THE LINE!

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Goblin Queen is going to defend the pink belt on our next episode against Gloria Butler!

[Gloria and Goblin Queen are both fine with this announcement as they nod at each other and hurl angry words back and forth. Dutt is NOT as pleased but Carranza is beyond proud of himself.]

EGC: Now, Ladies.. Try not to kill yourselves until next week and make your way to the back please because it is now time for the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT GAUNTLET MATCH!

[HUGE POP]

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Tecnico: John Maverick Jr vs Rudo: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd [Classic Monsters] **********************************************************

[This was the first time the VL Arena crowd had seen El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd since he lost his mask in December in a mask vs mask match against SCD. El Profe, now using lots of face paint and make up, was even ANGRIER than usual. Maverick Jr, fresh off the war for the VL Trios Championships on the last episode, was not at his best here and struggled against the furious rage of el Profe. Maverick Jr escaped a Monster Mash by his foe and put on quite the comeback but a missed Shooting Star Press led to getting hit with FIRE BAD and el Profe picking up the 1, 2, 3!]

JI: You would never guess that el Profe won from how much he is raging!

DH: Jose, this man lost his mask very recently! Of course he is angry at the world! All must know his pain! I feel sorry for the next guy to walk out here.

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Rudo: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd [Classic Monsters] vs Tecnico: Terry Adams **********************************************************

[Diego's words rang very true as the unfortunate Terry Adams ran out to the ring. El Profe was all over him and made a point to ram poor Terry into all four ring posts outside the ring and nail TWO Monster Mashes on the floor but breaking up the easy count out win each time. Monstruoso had A LOT of rage to work out and was choking Adams with the yardstick that el Profe brings to the ring and then nearly breaking it over the back of Adams! The gray masked referee cautioned el Profe many times but the more el Profe beat on Terry the more lost he was to his rage. When Monstruoso refused to stop choking Adams with the yard stick the official reached his limit and disqualified el Profe!]

JI: UNBELIEVABLE! Terry Adams has WON by disqualification over el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd here!

DH: He does not look like a winner to me, Jose!

JI: Terry is definitely in a bad way after the THRASHING he just took at the hands of Monstruoso who is RAGING as he makes his way to the back.

DH: Whomever comes out next needs to send el Profe a nice fruit basket as thanks.

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Tecnico: Terry Adams vs Rudo: Oliver Miami **********************************************************

[The lean Puerto Rican, Oliver Miami, dressed in his uncomfortably small brown speedo and short white ring boots sprinted to the ring with a big smile on his face because the words Diego said again proved to be prophetic. Adams tried to put up a fight but Miami kept sneaking in shots to his throat, capitalizing on the damage done by el Profe, and when he dragged Adams out of the ring and dropped him throat first across the guard railing.. Terry couldn't beat the count and Oliver Miami advanced!]

JI: As strange as it may seem.. this is the SECOND count out win for Oliver Miami here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Maybe he will go on a streak of count out wins and become the number one contender tonight, Jose!

JI: It seems unlikely but.. who knows?

DH: Anything can happen, no?

JI: Si, es verdad.

[Miami flashes a big smile and winks at some ladies in the front row until Motorhead's "Overkill" BLASTS over the PA and the smile quickly fades from his face.]

JI: THAT MUSIC!

DH: Will he make it to the ring this time, Jose?!

[The crowd ERUPTS INTO A MONSTER SIZED VOLCANIC POP as "Overkill" Joey Malone SPRINTS to the ring, not even batting an eye on the fans, and slides into the ring and points at Miami while vowing for revenge!]

JI: SI! HE HAS!

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Rudo: Oliver Miami vs Tecnico: "Overkill" Joey Malone **********************************************************

[Miami tried to laugh things off and sneak in a cheap shot but Malone avoided it and was ALL OVER Miami, beating him from one turnbuckle to the next like an unwanted stepchild (which is a really sad and tragic phrase when one stops to really think about it)! Miami's only action was trying to run away from the huge beating he was eating but Malone wasn't letting him get away and after a huge SPEAR left Miami laying Malone then climbed to the top turnbuckle and.... ACE OF SPADES 450 SPLASH!!! 1, 2, 3!]

JI: "Overkill" Joey Malone has AVENGED his count out loss to Oliver Miami a few shows back with a BIG win in this Gauntlet match!

DH: But so far, Jose, no one has made it past more than one competitor in a row in this gauntlet match! The pattern is not looking great for Malone.

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Tecnico: "Overkill" Joey Malone vs Rudo: Vampiro Suarez [Classic Monsters] **********************************************************

[Vampiro Suarez, not seen since losing the Carranza Coin match to PCZ, hit the ring and jumped Malone from behind. Both men launched into a wild brawl that spilled out of the ring. Both men brawled up into the crowd at one point but both abandoned this to hurry and make it back in the ring to break the count of the referee who wasn't giving them any leniency! Suarez gained an advantage through a poke of the eyes and began biting on the forehead of Malone but Overkill fought back and began biting Suarez back! Then at one point, both Malone and Suarez were biting each other's hands in a bizarre standoff!]

JI: I have not seen a biting stand off before!

DH: We just need that creepy goat guy here to make this a three way bite off!

[The match broke down into brawling once again and like before it spilled out of the ring. Suarez tried to whip Malone into the outer wall of EGC's office but Overkill reversed it and sent the face painted Vampiro face first into the wall! The fight made it's way back in the ring and Suarez managed to distract the referee and snuck in a low blow via a backwards kick on Malone. Vampiro hit several running senton splashes on Malone's chest and midsection before climbing to the top and leaping off for a TOP ROPE SENTON SPLASH...]

[HUGE POP]

JI: MALONE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

DH: Caramba!

[Malone scrambled up the ropes and leaped off... ACE OF SPADES 450 SPLASH! 1, 2, 3!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: Malone has done it! He has survived two opponents in a row now and is building up REAL momentum in this gauntlet match!

DH: It all depends on how many competitors or in this match, Jose! El jefe gave no indication for us to go off of!

[Malone celebrates his win and pumps his fist to the fans when..]

*BNK*

[GASP]

DH: The lights!

JI: The lights have gone out in the VL Arena!

DH: Dios mio, por favor, do not let the creepy goat guy show up out of this darkness.

*BNK*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: QUESTION MARK! He's on the top turnbuckle but Malone doesn't see him yet!

DH: Is he the next competitor?!

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Tecnico: "Overkill" Joey Malone vs Rudo: Question Mark **********************************************************

[Before Malone can spin around to see what is causing the crowd reaction the silver masked fighter leaps off the top rope and flies through the air...]

*SMACKACRACKABOOM*

JI: WINTER STRIKER! Question Mark just hit his flying knee strike finisher on Malone from behind!

DH: I guess he MUST be the next competitor then!

JI: He caught Malone FLUSH against the back of the head!

DH: The cover!

[Question Mark scrambles for the cover, the referee jumps into position...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[WHAT JUST HAPPENED POP]

JI: Question Mark has eliminated "Overkill" Joey Malone!

DH: And he used a trick we have not seen him do before with the lights to do it, Jose.

JI: Si.

DH: RUDOISM! I like it!

[Question Mark gets to his feet and then does a somersault towards a corner before climbing to the second turnbuckle and begins his strange head movements from side to side. The ref helps Malone come to and Overkill is confused at first but when the referee explains that he lost Joey locks eyes on the masked man who did the deed.]

JI: Overkill is putting it together now and he is not pleased!

DH: He was outsmarted by a rudo, Jose. Asi es de vida, I say!

[Malone holds the back of his head as he heads to the back but casts a glare towards Question Mark in the ring before he disappears through the curtains.]

JI: I suspect that some big issues have just begun between Question Mark and Overkill Joey Malone.

[Music, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), plays over the PA and fans LEAP TO THEIR FEET IN A MASSIVE POP]

DH: UGGH! Of course Crocodile Boy would be in this. Blegh!

********************************************************** Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match: Rudo: Question Mark vs Tecnico: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora **********************************************************

[PCZ, still smarting from the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship Four Way Elimination match, found himself in trouble against the very fresh Question Mark. The silver masked fighter hit the masked Costa Rican with a series of moves such as the spinebuster, neckbreaker and superkick that had Zarzamora in big trouble. Question Mark went for a Tornado DDT but PCZ managed to shove  his foe off of him and countered with a dropkick that sent the silver masked man out of the ring. PCZ went for a SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW SENTON DIVE but Question Mark moved out of the way and the Costa Rican wiped out on the floor outside!]

JI: PCZ is in HUGE trouble now!

DH: This should not be a surprise, Jose. Crocodile Boy ate the New El Martinete by Fury on our last show and he is in there against a budding MASTER of rudoism! He is out of his league right now!

[Back in the ring, Question Mark trapped PCZ in the Tree of Woe before hitting a huge SPEAR on his vulnerable opponent! This was followed by a moonsault that got the silver masked enigma a VERY close nearfall but PCZ managed to survive. Question Mark worked over the neck of his Costa Rican opponent and even hit a NASTY Superkick to the back of PCZ's neck at one point which lead to another close nearfall! Zarzamora attempted to fight back but Question Mark kept going back to the neck to cut off his comebacks and had the Costa Rican in a very bad way.]

JI: PCZ is really up against it now.

DH: It is just a matter of time before Question Mark is our deserved number one contender, Jose.

JI: Provided there aren't more opponents after this you mean.

DH: Verdad.

[After a hard clothesline left PCZ reeling, Question Mark walked the ropes before leaping off and hitting a BLOCKBUSTER NECKBREAKER! Things were looking very bleak for the Costa Rican as the silver masked enigma climbed to the top, waiting to hit his second Winter Strike of the night but when he flew through the air... PCZ moved out of the way!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Zarzamora just moved out of the way!

DH: Question Mark is rolling to his feet though.

[The silver masked man charges Zarzamora but the Costa Rican trips his opponent to the canvas before going for La Magistral Roll Up!]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!

JI: OH MY! PCZ has STUNNED Question Mark with a flash roll up!

DH: NOOO! He... He was holding the tights! He.. He had a hold of the ropes he...

JI: Diego..

DH: I HATE CROCODILE BOY!

[Question Mark slaps the canvas in frustration while PCZ rolls to a corner and waits.]

JI: Now we'll see who the next opponent is..

[A few moments pass before Fernando picks up the microphone.]

FR: Here is your winner and NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERNATIONAL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...

[HUGE POP]

FR: POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!!

DH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JI: PCZ has REALLY done it! He will face the International Light Heavyweight Champion later this season for the gold!

DH: Life is soooo unfair, Jose!

[A relieved PCZ celebrates in the ring before we cut to backstage and the scowling face of STEPHANIE DELACROIX, manager and wife of the Legacy Crown holder PABLO O'CONNOR!]

SD: What is with this UNACCEPTABLE pace?!

[The camera zooms out and we see Delacroix is dressed in a cherry colored robe and is holding court over the Class of 2010!]

SD: I need all of you changed into those outfits before the main event tonight!

[She points to the floor in front of her.]

SD: Form a line here and make your way to the dressing room NOW!

[Delacroix crosses her arms and she watches as a smiling Juno passes by.]

SD: We have to do something about your blue obsession!

[Harriett passes by.]

SD: Why haven't you gotten rid of that Justin Bieber haircut yet?!

[Teresa passes by.]

SD: Work on the posture, bigger smile.

[A smiling Anna passes by and Delacroix puts an arm out, blocking her path.]

SD: STOP RIGHT THERE!

[Williams looks worried as her aunt steps out in front of her with an unhappy expression... Until the expression turns into a HUGE giddy smile.]

*HUG*

[Stephanie gives her niece a HUGE hug and Anna eats up!]

AW: Awww Auntie!

SD: I'm so proud of you, Anna!

[Valerie Bloom watches all this with a confused look.]

AW: What did I do, Auntie?

[Stephanie makes an expression of mock surprise.]

SD: What did you do?! You fought bravely in that eight woman tag match recently, took care of a special delivery for us AND.. you were very composed and lovely out there tonight during Carranza's announcement!

[Valerie mouths "what?" while Anna blushes.]

AW: It was nothing.

[Delacroix gives her niece a pat on the back.]

SD: Now, you go get dressed alright? After tonight is over we'll do that shopping trip we talked about!

AW: I can't wait, Auntie!

[Anna happily walks off and Delacroix watches her with a big smile then she turns to Valerie Bloom.]

SD: Get over here, Bloom.

[Valerie is taken aback but does as she's told. Delacroix puts her arm around Bloom's shoulders and leans in.]

SD: OK.. You have GOT to make sure that Anna looks INCREDIBLE when she walks out there tonight. No one can do the make up and styling like you can so go all out for her.

VB: OK..

SD: And do something about Juno and the blue thing already!

[Valerie rolls her eyes.]

VB: You know as well as I do, boss, that Juno is not going to give up on the blue thing.

SD: She's a pretty girl but no one notices 'cos of all the garish blue hair and make up!

VB: I know, boss! I tried after the LAST time you brought this up with me.

SD: And what about Harriett?

[Bloom sighs.]

VB: I'm making some progress on getting her to change the hair but it's baby steps.

SD: Pick it up then! Make it like toddler steps at least!

[Valerie shakes her head then nods.]

VB: Alright, alright. I'll get on it, boss.

SD: Be sure that you do! Get to it then.

[Bloom nods her head and starts walking away but stops and then turns back around.]

VB: What is the deal with us having to protect Anna all the time?

[Delacroix's eyes nearly shoot out of her head.]

SD: What the.. ?!

[Stephanie quickly looks around before shooting DEATH GLARES at Valerie.]

SD: Are you questioning my orders?!

VB: Kind of, I guess.

[Valerie gets brave.]

VB: Yeah! I am!

[Delacroix shakes a finger at her.]

SD: You better watch it, Bloom!

VB: But what is the deal?! You used to be so mean to Anna and now you want all of us to throw away our careers for her?!

[Stephanie's head nearly explodes and she once again looks around before grabbing Valerie by the arm and dragging her into a corner.]

VB: Hey! Hands off!

SD: I don't see why I have to explain myself to you! I pay all of you to do as you're told so you should do as you're told!

VB: I'm not complaining about the money and I'm not saying I WON'T do as I'm told, boss, but..

[Valerie shakes her head.]

VB: It doesn't make sense! The sky is the limit for someone like Juno! Harriett has a lot of promise and Teresa is so technically gifted in the ring, they all could be stars! Anna and me.. We're not cut from the same mold as they are. I don't see the benefit for your business and brand!

[Delacroix glares at Valerie for a few moments then sighs and makes a sad face.]

SD: Juanito died.

[Valerie makes a face.]

VB: Your dog?!

[Stephanie glares at her.]

SD: YES! My beloved pug dog!

[Bloom makes an apologetic face while raising her hands in the air.]

VB: Sorry!

[Delacroix sighs before looking away.]

SD: Pablo and me.. We put off having kids because we wanted to make the most of this career in pro wrestling. So, Juanito was like my baby but... Now that he's gone and I realize time is passing by... I don't know if I'll ever have kids.

[Stephanie wipes away at her eyes and composes herself.]

SD: Anna may be the closest I'll ever have to a child, Bloom. She's idolized me and tried to copy me all of her life and yes.. She's not the brightest girl. She's not the most gifted athlete. But...

[Delacroix jabs a thumb towards herself.]

SD: She's MY niece! She's all I got to leave everything to one day.

[Stephanie puts a hand on Valerie's shoulder and looks her directly in the eyes.]

SD: You understand don't you?!

[Valerie is struggling to contain her emotions but she swallows her tears down and nods her head. Delacroix nods back at her before raising an eyebrow.]

SD: Don't let me down, Bloom.

[They nod at each other before we cut to the announce table at ringside where Jose and Diego have some Cherry Cola products in front of them.]

JI: We here in Viva Lucha would like to take a moment to thank our sponsors... CHERRY COLA!

[Diego lifts a can of Cherry Cola to his mouth and takes a sip.]

DH: CARAMBA! Cherry Cola is SIMPLY the best, Jose!

JI: When in need for delicious refreshment, reach for Cherry Cola!

[Both men flash big smiles before we cut away to.. Well... Why don't you just WATCH!]

[YES A YOUTUBE VIDEO!! WATCHABLE VIVA LUCHA CONTENT! WATCH IT!]

https://youtu.be/6-lAk6PusQs

[PLEASE DO NOT SKIP THAT YOUTUBE LINK! WATCH IT!!!]

[We cut back to the ring and the crowd inside the VL Arena are MARKING THE F-BOMB OUT because dressed in a sleeveless skin tight green dress with green high heels and a smile that is LIGHTING UP LIVES BRIGHTER THAN TEN SUNS is maybe the most beautiful woman on the planet, MARIA JUAREZ, and she has a microphone in her hand.]

MJ: Hola, everyone!

*WINK*

[OH MY GOD HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI THE CROWD IS FREAKING OUT OVER THAT WINK POP]

MJ: Tonight for the very first time EVER in Viva Lucha I am doing my show, Maria Gets the Scoop, LIVE in the ring!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

MJ: And my guest is the NEW.. VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

[WHAT WE'RE GONNA' HEAR HIM TALK?!!]

MJ: Please welcome... FURY!

*GONG*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[Angry music, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10 ), plays and fans leap to their feet to get a look at the brand new Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion. The curtains part and out walks a trio. The first gentleman through the curtains is a man in his mid-forties attired in a grey suit, pale bue dress shirt. He has salt and pepper hair and a well trimmed beard. A step behind him walks a man of Moroccan decent. He has light olive skin, hazel eyes, a shaven head and well trimmed black beard, he is shirtless, revealing scars across his chest and back. And finally the newly crowned Viva Lucha Heavyweight champion, Fury. The champion is dressed for battle, a black full legged wrestling singlet with deep orange trim and a deep orange colored mask. The mask is covering the front of the his face and a number of straps attach to the mask and one another to hold it upon his bald head. The Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship belt is drapped across his right shoulder.]

[WHAT'S GOING ON POP]

JI: Woah! That's...

DH: Caramba! What are THEY doing here?!

JI: What are they doing here WITH Fury?!!

[Maria looks LEGIT surprised at the group making their way to the ring. The three men stride towards the ring, as a few fans try to touch the champion, he turns and begins to bark obsentities towards them. A member of security quickly begins to push the fans back and the champion resumes his walk to the ring. The gentlemen in the suit and the Moroccan man enter the ring. Fury stands on the top of the ring steps and turns towards the crowd, he bellows a deep scream..]

MJ: I was expecting to interview Fury...

[Maria casts her gaze to the champion who has made his way into the ring. As she pauses the gentlemen in the suit motions for the microphone and takes it from her hand.]

Man: Maria, as well as the rest of you ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself, I am Brian J. Valentine and I am the overseer of your Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion. I am the lone voice that speaks for your champion.

[The crowd boos loudly.]

JI: I really thought we would hear from the champion...

DH: Appears you are wrong as always.

BJV: Though I also speak for this man...

[Valentine points to the Moroccan man, who tilts his head back and stares at the arena's lights.]

BJV: He has brought savagery to the masses. He has forsaken his own soul to brutalize men on all continents. He is a harbinger of agony... this is SIMO!

[Simo quickly snaps his head down to stare at the camera, a wild look in his eyes as slowly opens his mouth allowing his bright red tongue to emerge from the darkness. Valentine smirks.]

BJV: Viva Lucha, welcome Simo to your ranks, but be prepared, he is a wild man!

[Valentine pauses and turns his attention to the Lucha Viva Heavyweight Champion.]

BJV: Now Webster's dictionary defines Fury as wild or violent anger. Well I can say that fits this man to a tee. Every time you see this man, remember that defination. Remember how you bore witness to this man...

[Valentine points at Fury, who just stands in the center of the ring, arms crossed over his massive chest.]

BJV: Disposing of every man Viva Lucha placed in his path ... remember the bones this man broke, the blood this man has caused to puddle in this ring and remember why. Remember the reason he did all of that.

[Valentine paces to the left as the camera focuses on the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship belt for a moment.]

BJV: Capturing that title was part of the reason, but he honestly just felt like it! He wanted to cause pain, to cause suffering. He enjoyed seeing the tears of your children run down their cheeks as they witnessed their idols being taken apart piece by piece.

[The fans once again boo Valentine.]

BJV: There's a new era here in Viva Lucha!

[Valentine motions to his charges and laughs as he hands the microphone back to Maria and the three men exit the ring.]

JI: WOW! Brian J. Valentine is here in Viva Lucha and is apparently the manager of our newly crowned Heavyweight Champion and he has brought Simo with him!

DH: So, Fury has gotten even MORE dangerous somehow, is what you are telling me, Jose?!

JI: Si?

DH: CARAMBA!

[We find ourselves backstage.   The camera notices that "The Duke" William Phillips, Angus Ward, and Duncan Taylor are standing near a group of masked luchadors. The first is Senor Tambourine, he is wearing a yellow mask with white trim around the eye holes and mouth cut out.    Next to him is Slam Dunk who is a short luchador with a volleyball in his hands.]

AW: Look at these two freaks?

[The Monarchy have themselves a good laugh.]

DT: What, did you scare your mother with those hideous faces?  

WP: Can I borrow your face for a few days?  My arse is going on a holiday!

[The two luchador's look at one another as Monarchy continue to throw childish insults.]

AW: See, this is what I meant by dark and handsome.  When it's dark, these two are handsome!

[The two luchadors decide enough is enough as they take a step forward.]

DT: What are you two going to do?  

[Knowing that the numbers are not on their side, they shake their head and walk off.  The Monarchy turn shaking their heads continuing to walk through the hallways.]

WP: This is what I was talking about guys.  This place is just infected with guys like that.  It's our duty to put an end to this.  

DT: We are here to serve and join you on this crusade, Duke.

[The three continue to walk and they notice one more masked luchador.  A chubby man wearing a black button up shirt, with long black tights and black ring boots wears a white kabuki-themed mask.  On top of his mask is a messy wig.]

AW: Another cockroach!

DT: This guy has a face only a mother can love ... BUT, even she hates it!

[More laughs are had.  The luchador known as Disintegration puffs his chest out surprised by the sudden insults.]

WP: Another tough guy, boys.  I say we teach this punk a lesson right here and right now.

[Disintegration holds his hands up saying he doesn't want any trouble.]

AW: I've seen people like this guy before ... but I had to pay admission!

[Angus crack lighten's the mood as Phillips and Taylor begin to laugh again.  Disintegration takes that moment and rushes off away from the bullies, Monarchy.]

WP: Oh well, it's probably better that he ran off.  We have better things to do anyways.

[The three men continue to walk a little bit more, but they turn the corner and stop in their tracks, slightly taken aback by what they see: A throne chair made up of computer parts, wires, various electronics and junk. Standing on either side of the throne chair are the face-painted duo decked out in metallic silver gear known as Cy-Force, but sitting in the chair, with all three of the AWESOME looking Viva Lucha Trios Championship belts in his lap is the face painted lucha legend with metallic gold and silver gear and a crown of junk upon his head.. CYBORG KING! Monarchy take in the scene for a moment before sneers creep upon their faces.]

DT: Whoa ... look at these guys!   Instead of a mask's covering their hideous faces they decided to play finger paint on each other.

WP: You call yourself a king?   What a joke, I serve real royalty.  My family lineage is royalty.   Looking at you sitting on that throne is a slap in the Queen's face.  

[Monarchy stands tall as Cyborg King slowly turns to look at them from up on his throne chair. His expression is stoic as he watches them for a moment before chuckling with a small smile and returning to looking straight ahead instead of at the British trio.]

DT: Don't show our great Duke disrespect!

AW: Hey are you dumb and stupid.   The Duke is talking to you.

[As Duncan and Angus shout towards the Cyborg King one of the loyal henchmen of the Cy-Force steps forward and grabs Angus Ward.]

*GRAB*

[Cyborg King puts a hand on Cy02's shoulder and pulls him back. With a motion from his leader's head Cy02 goes back to his place at the side of the throne chair while Cyborg King leans forward and holds up two fingers on his right hand towards Phillips.]

CK: Two shows from now, I will see you in the ring.

[The words are simple, but they are not to the Monarchy's satisfaction.]

WP: Coward!  The Monarchy stands here ready to defend our queen's honor _TONIGHT_!

[Duncan Taylor and Angus Ward are ready to strike, but the Duke holds his hand up calming his loyal subjects.]

WP: Why don't you get off your pretend throne and join us in the ring right now!

[The king of the cyborgs sits back in his throne chair and shakes his head.]

CK: Tonight is no good. Plans for tonight.

[He holds up the two fingers again.]

CK: Two shows from now, we face in the ring you descendant of royalty.

WP: That's what I thought.   Pretender of the throne ...  King of the Cowards.   This gives you plenty of time to re-evaluate your disrespect to real royalty.  In two shows I expect you to join me in the ring and kneel kissing my boot.  

[A sly grin forms across the Duke's lips.]

WP: And if you don't?

[Phillips turns and points to the Order of the Monarchy.]

WP: Duncan and Angus will FORCE you.

[The three men laugh and turn and storm off.  Cyborg King watches them walk away and then motions for his minions to come closer and the three begin whispering before we cut away to a different hallway. We hear a lot of commotion and it's not long before we see Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza briskly walking towards our view in the hallway! We follow him now and arrive at a scene with a bunch of security guards struggling with a massive man!]

EGC: What is this?! What is going on here?!

[The guards stop struggling but keep a firm human wall in place as the large man lifts his head and Carranza jumps back.]

EGC: BLUE SAMSON?!

[Indeed, the former KOW King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Champion is there with a blue bandana on his head, white leather jacket and a very angry expression on his face.]

BS: That's right, Carranza! I want a word with you!

[Carranza studies Samson for a moment before flashing an arrogant smile.]

EGC: Do you? That is too bad since I don't have time for you.

[Samson tries to make his way through the guards but they hold the human wall firm.]

EGC: Stop it!

[The guards relax but don't break the human wall. Carranza rolls his eyes.]

EGC: Look, Samson.. I am a busy man! If we could talk you would have very little time to speak with me anyways so you may as well say what you want to say right here and ...

[Carranza looks at his watch.]

EGC: Right now.

[Samson grits his teeth angrily but tries to calm down.]

BS: I want a shot at Fury and the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship!

[The guards and Carranza all look at Samson as if he was completely insane.]

EGC: You... WANT to fight Fury?

[Samson nods his head angrily.]

BS: You bet I do!

[Carranza has an incredulous look on his face as he shakes his head.]

EGC: Did losing your championship give you a death wish?! You have so much of a career still to have! Why would you want this?

BS: To take the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship away from here! To deprive YOU and your promotion the way you deprived MY promotion of our top championship!

[The Viva Lucha boss shoots a death glare at Samson and takes two steps forwards before flashing a little smile with dark eyes.]

EGC: Let me make one thing clear to you, Samson. You will NEVER fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! You will NEVER fight in MY arena ever again! Now...

[Carranza does a dismissive motion with his hand.]

EGC: One of you call the police and make sure this trespasser is kicked off my property! VAMANOS!

[The boss quickly walks away while Samson emits a gutteral roar as he struggles with the guards again. We cut to ringside and Jose and Diego.]

JI: Ladies and gentlemen we have seen a lot of surprises tonight! Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza..

DH: Our boss.

JI: Announced that our next show would be a LADIES NIGHT special with a one night tournament, La Reina del el Centro, to crown a number one contender for the JPWF Women's World Championship!

DH: He also made a match FOR the pink belt, Jose!

JI: Yes, Goblin Queen will defend against Gloria Butler as part of our ladies night special! Then there was a gauntlet match to determine a number one contender for the Internaional Light Heavyweight Championship and Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora was left standing at the end as the winner!

DH: Crocodile boy gets his second shot at the belt, we will see if it goes any better for him.

JI: Maria Juarez's interview with the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion, Fury, became an interview with Brian J. Valentine, the now revealed MANAGER of Fury, who also has the deadly SIMO with him!

DH: It has been quite the night, Jose!

JI: And it is about to get bigger because up next.. It's time for the Legacy Crown Match! Let's go to Fernando!

[Fernando Rodriguez, in his garish white tuxedo with Pepto Bismol pink polka dots and green bow tie, is in the ring with the microphone while the black masked referee is in a corner looking at his fingernails.]

FR: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for.. OUR MAIN EVENT!

[BIG POP and then the lights dim and a spinning Cherry Cola bottle is projected onto the curtains as a countdown starts..]

ONE

TWO

THREE

*BOOM*

[A small amount of pyro goes off and then the hard rocking Midnight Gypsies cover of "Girl From Ipanema" plays over the PA and fans LEAP TO THEIR FEET as the curtains part and out walks Juno Takayama, dressed in a metallic gold dress with matching gold boots, carrying the JPWF World Heavyweight Championship in one arm and the FCWF World Heavyweight Championship in the other. Harriett Morrison follows, dressed similarly, and holding the UWF Rampage Championship in one arm, the UWF Meltdown Championship in the other and the UWF Unified Television Championship around her waist. Teresa Villa, also dressed in the gold outfit, follows with the Los Locos Lucha Libre World Heavyweight Championship in one arm and the Old School Hard Knocks Wrestling Heavyweight Championship in the other. Valerie Bloom, also in the gold outfit, follows with the International Fighting Championshp in one arm and Cherry Cola's World Heavyweight Championship in the other. Anna Williams, looking SPECTACULAR in this outfit, is holding the Toad Trophy high in the air with the Kings Of Wrestling King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship around her waist behind them.]

DH: WOAH!

JI: That's the Class of 2010!

DH: Look at all the treasures they hold, Jose!

JI: The Legacy Crown is a collection the likes of which we have NEVER seen in our sport ever!

[The POP gets LOUDER because Stephanie Delacroix walks out in an elaborate metallic gold colored dress with her MBC Olympics Gold medal around her neck and the PVW World Heavyweight Championship in her arms. Pablo O'Connor follows after her in a pretty cool looking gold colored boxing robe with lots of intricate designs adorning it. Kobus DeVries, their stoic bodyguard, follows behind them in his usual charcoal colored suit with cherry colored sunglasses.]

FR: Introducing first.. The LEGACY CROWN CHAMPION.. "The Up All Night"... PABLO O'CONNOR!

[The Class of 2010 climb into the ring, no small feat with their attire and all the belts and trophies, and are joined by Delacroix and O'Connor. Pablo and Stephanie strike a pose while KdV keeps watch outside the ring and the VL Arena... THEY KIND OF MARK OUT!]

DH: Look at all the gold, Jose!

JI: We won't repeat ourselves, Diego, but yes.. Seeing the L-Crown in all it's glory like this is truly something special!

DH: I doubt that they are through adding to the collection either.

JI: No doubt there will be more championshps coming to this collection!

[O'Connor and Delacroix share a quick kiss before Stephanie goes for the microphone in Fernando's hand.]

SD: Tonight, good people of el Centro, you shall see the RICHEST prize in all of professional wrestling defended in this very ring!

[BIG POP]

SD: We have randomly chosen an opponent from Viva Lucha to challenge so.. BRING FORTH THE CHALLENGER!

[POP]

DH: I wonder who it will be?

JI: No se.

[Some moments pass before music, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4 ), plays over the PA and the fans.. JUMP TO THEIR FEET!]

JI: That's the music of Professor Where!

DH: WOW! This new Professor is no push over, Jose!

JI: Indeed!

[The curtains part and out walks a smiling Mary Sue, wearing tight black pants with a black jacket over a white blouse, and Professor Where, dressed in his blank tights and purple jacket. The Professor points his light stick at the fans while cracking a smile and he and Mary share a nod of their heads as they make their way towards the ring.]

DH: Jose, Professor Where has THE opportunity of a LIFETIME tonight!

JI: No doubt about it!

[Where and Mary enter the ring and they look VERY excited and pumped up for this match. The Class of 2010 exit the ring with the large collection while Pablo takes off his robe to reveal white trunks with gold trim and a gold star on the back along with white and gold knee pads and ring boots. The ominious black metallic knee brace stands out on his right leg. Delacroix begins to leave the ring before sharing a look with O'Connor who leans back in a corner and then she spins around with a smile and the microphone still in her hands.]

SD: Oh, I forgot to mention something! This match is also a TWO ON ONE HANDICAP MATCH!

[BOOS erupt as the smiles drop from Mary's and Where's faces and..]

*SMACK*

*THUDD*

[The Professor is WALLOPED from behind by the MASSIVE KdV as Mary, and Delacroix, scramble out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Legacy Crown Championship Match: [2 on 1 Handicap Rules] Tecnico: Professor Where vs Rudo: (c)Pablo O'Connor & KdV **********************************************************

[LOUD BOOS]

*THUD*

*THUD*

*THUD*

*THUD*

JI: Well, I guess we should have known there would be a catch.

DH: Si.

[KdV stomps away at Where while O'Connor stretches in a corner. Mary Sue starts to complain when a very LOUD and IRATE Stephanie Delacroix jumps in her face screaming that "No one is breaking the rules" amongst other things.]

JI: Considering Delacroix has the Class of 2010 with her outside the ring it appears Mary Sue is up against it tonight.

DH: I wouldn't mess with Stephanie Delacroix, that is for sure!

[Mary IS backing off as she is not blind to the situation. Inside the ring Where is trying to catch his breath before he is yanked up into the air like a rag doll and slung over the bodyguard's shoulders. KdV looks to O'Connor who motions towards the middle of the ring before ... ]

*WHAM*

*THUDD*

JI: What a powerslam!

DH: CARAMBA!

[As Where holds his back and rolls over onto his stomach with a grimace he doesn't have much time to recover because..]

*THUD*

[O'Connor drops a knee braced knee across his back!]

[BOOS]

JI: This is going to be an outright two on one beating tonight.

DH: Verdad, Jose. Verdad!

[Mary wants to interject but Delacroix casts a glare at her and she just rolls her eyes and shakes her head. Meanwhile KdV is holding Where down stomach first against the canvas while O'Connor measures him out for another...]

*THUD*

[BOOS]

JI: Those knee brace drops are going to cause big injuries if this keeps up!

DH: Not like the referee can really do anything, Jose.

JI: Si, the rules allow for both of them to attack Where at the same time.

[Anna Williams and Stephanie Delacroix are laughing it up as they watch Pablo order KdV to pick Where up and hold his arms behind his back. The referee watches intently as O'Connor runs off the ropes and..]

*SMACK*

[BOOS]

JI: Where took ALL of that kneebraced knee in the midsection!

DH: That big guy will not let him fall though!

[The black masked official nods his head, seemingly approving of this action. Mary goes to protest but throws her hands up and laughs a bit in disbelief at what is going on. KdV makes sure Where stays on his feet so he can eat ANOTHER kneebraced knee to the midsection before letting him fall to the canvas.]

JI: Let's not forget that on our last episode Professor Where went through a WAR in the Trios Championship Three Way match! This beating on top of that one could set him back a good piece here in Viva Lucha.

DH: I just wonder how long this beating can go on, Jose. The man can only take so much!

[With Where down on the canvas O'Connor leans against the ropes and motions for KdV to do something so the big man adjusts his sunglasses before running off the ropes and charging towards Where and...]

*LEAP*

*ROLL*

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: OH MY! Professor Where moved out of the way of that big splash by their bodyguard!

DH: Wow!

[Outside the ring Mary Sue ERUPTS into cheers and yells encouragements to her charge! O'Connor shakes his head as he watches KdV struggle to his knees and Where pull himself to his feet. Mary slaps the ring apron and yells more encouragements when Stephanie Delacroix marches over and gets in her face.]

[OOOH POP]

JI: Oh boy!

DH: This will be interesting!

[Delacroix has A LOT of unpleasant things to say towards Mary but the curly haired blonde manager of Professor Where rolls her eyes and waves her hand for Delacroix to go away. Anna Williams surprises everyone by then jumping ALL UP in Mary Sue's face! The two of them start arguing in earnest!]

JI: The niece of Stephanie Delacroix, Anna Williams, now getting into it with Mary Sue!

DH: The other ladies are going over there too, Jose!

[Valerie Bloom arrives quickly with the rest of the Class of 2010 not far behind as things get REALLY heated between Anna and Mary until Mary has had enough and she rears her hand back and...]

*GRAB*

*SMACK*

[BIG POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Valerie Bloom PULLED Wiliams out of the way and ATE that slap by Mary!

DH: Mary better get out of there!

[A VERY angry Harriett with Juno and Teresa behind her now jump up to Mary Sue who quickly backs down and stumbles against the guard railing and throws her hands in the air in a symbol of surrender with a slightly frightened look on her face!]

JI: A lot of drama outside the ring right now!

DH: Even Where is paying attention to it!

[Professor Where is calling from the ring for Mary to run away from the angry Class of 2010 members and doesn't notice that KdV is back on his feet and popping his knuckles.]

DH: He probably should be paying attention to behind him though.

JI: Si.

[KdV grabs Where from behind, spins him around and yanks him high in the air before..]

*SPIN*

*THUDABOOOM*

JI: WHAT A SPINEBUSTER BY THE BIG MAN!

DH: So much IMPACT on that, Jose!

[Outside the ring Delacroix yells for the Class of 2010 to back away from Mary and they reluctantly do so. Stephanie herself steps towards the manager and with a BIG evil smile motions for her to watch the in ring action as KdV pulls a very dazed Professor Where to a seated position, holding him in place while O'Connor winks at the crowd before charging..]

*CRACKADOOM*

[BIG BOOS]

JI: THE CHERRY COLA SMASH!

DH: Well, at least it will be over for Where. It can not get worse, can it?

[O'Connor nonchalantly puts a boot on the chest of the KO'd Where as the referee makes the count..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

FR: Here is your winner and STILL Legacy Crown Champion... PABLO O'CONNOR!

[Delacroix cackles as she waves bye bye towards Mary Sue before climbing into the ring with the Class of 2010 scrambling to gather all the belts and trophy. O'Connor kisses his wife and the two of them pose as the Class of 2010 bring in all of the spectacular collection known as the Legacy Crown into the ring.]

JI: Well at least we got to see the L-Crown.

DH: It is a pretty amazing collection, Jose. Those fans in Toronto are LUCKY! They get to see the L-Crown on a regular basis!

[O'Connor, Delacroix, KdV and the Class of 2010 leave the ring and head to the back taking all the sparkly belts and outfits with them. Mary Sue climbs into the ring and helps Where up to a seated position as he begins to stir and come to.]

JI: And if nothing else, like you said Diego, at least it is over for these two and it can't get any worse.

DH: Si.

*FLICKER*

[GASP]

*FLICKER*

DH: Que?!

JI: Apologies to our viewers..

*FLICKER*

JI: It appears the lights are flickering off and on here.

DH: Maybe it is our eyes adjusting to all the glow from those belts not being here any more.

*BNK*

[WOAH POP]

DH: Or the lights just went out.

JI: Could be a technical issue.

DH: Maybe it is Question Mark again.

JI: Possibly but.. I'm not sure why he would-

*BNK*

[HOLY MOLY OH MY GOD POP]

JI: WHAT THE?!

DH: CARAMBA!

[The lights come back on to reveal Not OK Boss, Hecho en Mexico and Instruments of Destruction now inside the ring surrounding a VERY startled Professor Where and Mary Sue!]

JI: IT'S THE ROBOT KINGDOM!

DH: But the war is over! Right, Jose?!

JI: The Cyborg Kingdom WON the war on our last show!

*GRAB*

[OH POOP POP]

[The two large fighters dressed as Galvatron and Starscream known as Instruments of Destruction grab Professor Where and DRAG him to the ropes!]

JI: This is not good!

DH: Si!

[Hecho en Mexico stand behind Mary Sue as she watches the Instruments of Destruction tie Professor Where's arms in the ropes and hold him in place.]

JI: They've tied his arms into the ropes but for what?!

DH: Oh no.

JI: Que?

DH: Jose.. Remember the Trios championship match!

JI: What about it?

DH: Remember what.. What Mary did in it!

JI: She...

*GRAB*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CROWD PANICK]

[Hecho en Mexico grab Mary Sue and yank her to her feet and she begins thrashing and kicking about!]

JI: Oh.. No.

DH: Si.

[Not OK Boss looks back at Professor Where who's eyes have grown very wide.]

JI: No they.... They can't....

[Where begins shaking his head in a wild panick and struggles against the ropes and against the two large masked men holding him in place.]

JI: They WOULDN'T do something to Mary Sue!

DH: Have you forgotten everything we have seen this psycho do through the years, Jose?!

[Not OK Boss begins to cackle before quickly turning towards Mary and yanking her away from his minions grasps and scooping her up before setting up for...]

[MAJOR SUPER DUPER PANICK POP]

JI: NO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! THEY CAN'T...

*BOOMATHUDADOOMATHUDDDD*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: NO! NO!

DH: MADRE Y DIOS!

[PERHAPS THE MOST MASSIVE BOOS IN THE HISTORY OF VIVA LUCHA]

JI: NOT OK BOSS JUST HIT EL MARTINETE ON MARY SUE!

DH: I knew it was coming, Jose but... MADRE Y DIOS! MALDITOS!

[Professor Where is crying out Mary's name and thrashing about wildly but he can't break free from the ropes or the grips of the Instruments of Destruction. Mary Sue lays on the canvas motionless and Not OK Boss begins to cackle softly.]

[INCREDIBLE SEAR YOUR FACE OFF BOOS]

[His cackling gets louder as he stands up and then he raises an arm towards the entrance way and motions with his hands.]

JI: What MORE can he have planned?! He may have caused permanent injury to Mary Sue's neck with the most DANGEROUS move in all of lucha libre!

DH: No se!

[To the UTTER AND TOTAL SURPRISE AND SHOCK of everyone music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), and walking out from the back are Cy-Force and Cyborg King with the Viva Lucha Trios Championships aka.. THE CYBORG KINGDOM?!]

JI: WHAT THE [MEEP] IS GOING ON?!!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Cyborg King stops and motions for his minions to go to the ring. Cy-Force hurry towards the ring before sliding under the ropes and approaching Not OK Boss slowly. Not OK Boss gives a small nod before motioning towards the prone Mary Sue. Cy-Force nod towards him and then PICK UP MARY SUE AND CARRY HER OUT OF THE RING!]

[WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!!

DH: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ANY MORE IN THIS LIFE, JOSE! CARAMBA!

[Professor Where is BESIDE himself with anger and despair as he watches them carry Mary Sue up the entrance ramp towards Cyborg King. The King of the Cyborgs produces a microphone and points towards Not OK Boss.]

CK: Truce... Accepted!

[WHAT THE WHAT POP]

[Cyborg King and Not OK Boss nod their heads towards one another. Cyborg King then looks in the direction of Professor Where.]

CK: Do not worry. We will make her... better!

[A smile grows on Cyborg King's face before he and Cy-Force disappear to backstage with Mary Sue in their arms. Not OK Boss begins cackling like a complete and total MAD MAN and then...]

*BNK*

[The lights go out.]

JI: My God..

DH: Dios mio.

*BNK*

[The lights return and Professor Where is by himself in the ring, still tied up in the ropes, and no sign of the Robot Kingdom anywhere.]

[HOLY MOLY EGADS POP]

JI: What just happened?!

DH: I think the Robot Kingdom made a deal with the Cyborg Kingdom to get the worst kind of revenge, Jose!

[In the ring Professor Where screams an incoherent gutteral scream as he tries to free himself before he begins crying in despair.]

JI: As long as I live I have NEVER seen anything as awful as what we just witnessed tonight!

DH: Caramba, Jose. Caramba.

[We watch Professor Where despairing before we cut to inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. El jefe messes with his cell phone before putting it to his ear and waiting for an answer.]

EGC: So, what is the latest on the matter Ms. Martinez put you and the boys on earlier.

[Carranza listens for a few moments before a smile grows on his face.]

EGC: Excellent! I knew I could count on my boys!

[He chuckles and then raises an eyebrow.]

EGC: Actually, there is another matter I would like you boys to look into. See, I heard something very interesting in the ring tonight about the destruction of a very prestigious championship and it left me wanting an answer to a question.

[Carranza leans forward in his chair with an evil grin.]

EGC: What is the legal status of the MBC Women's World Championship?

[Cheshire cat smile before we cut to black.]

(c)2017 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 04

[The Scene opens to backstage inside the VL Arena, where we find the massive monster herself, the Goblin Queen.  Her Majesty's fleshy lips curl back into a savage snarl as she spies the camera daring to film her.  She SLAMS a meaty fist into her other hand and snorts.  Nearby stands her manager, the insidious Gordon J. Dutt.  Wearing a white linen suit, a green bowtie and carrying a silver metal briefcase, Dutt flashes an oily grin.]

GJD:  Tell me, dear Meiko, do you feel it?  That thundering heartbeat in your fragile chest, that tightness in your throat, those pinpricks of sweat on your lovely brow?

It's just the inevitability of your impeding demise, my sweet.  The icy fear of rushing headlong to face your mortality.

[Chuckling, Dutt sets his briefcase down and taps his fingertips together.  A low growl rumbles from the Goblin Queen's throat.]

GJD:  It's all right to know fear, Meiko.  After all, you ARE facing the walking cataclysm Herself, the Goblin Queen!  She has no mercy, no kindess in Her heart -- she IS destruction INCARNATE!

Her Majesty's Empire will grow here in Viva Lucha -- starting with conquering the JPWF Women's World Championship!  All that you have built for yourself will be scattered like ashes.  NOTHING you have accomplished will matter in the end.  You WILL be forgotten!

[Spittle flying, the Queen bellows with rage!  Dutt lets out a smug sigh of satisfaction.]

GJD:  Long live the Queen!

[We fade to a dramatically lit shot of the ring inside an empty VL Arena.]

Voice Over: What would you do for history?

[We see a slow motion clip of the Goblin Queen putting Meiko Yamazaki through the door of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza's office.]

V/O: Would you destroy your rivals?

[We cut to clips of the Human Race, the Cyborg Kingdom and the Robot Kingdom doing battle all over the VL Arena.]

V/O: Would you wage war?

[We cut to clips of EGC handing Fury, Señor Cloak Dos, Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora and "The Duke" William Phillips Carranza Coins in the ring.]

V/O: What price would you pay for history?

[We cut back to the shot of the ring in the empty VL Arena.]

V/O: Tonight we get answers for tonight there will be history!

[We zoom in on the ring before we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California and it is PACKED with fans MARKING OUT LIKE MANIACS because they know that tonight is special. After a few shots of the OVER THE TOP AND TO THE MOON EXCITED fans we make our way to the announce table where two familiar smiling faces, dressed in tuxedos tonight, stand by.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to a VERY special episode of VIVA LUCHA! I am Jose Ignacio and with me is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

DH: The ONE and ONLY, Diego Hernandez!

[Jose chuckles.]

JI: Por su puesto! My mistake.

DH: Well, that is alright. You are not a Hernandez so it is to be expected.

[Ignacio smiles with a small shake of his head.]

JI: Tonight, ladies and gentlemn, is the most important night in the HISTORY of Viva Lucha! In the ring tonight we will see THREE championship matches take place. Two of them will determine the first ever champions for the Viva Lucha Trios Championships and the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! Up first tonight though we will be seeing the historic JPWF Women's World Championship defended as Meiko Yamazaki faces the woman who brutalized her on our Season two opener, The Goblin Queen. But before we get to that...

[Jose nods at Diego and then both men reach under the table and proceed to pull out a plethora of Cherry Cola products that they spread out in front of them.]

JI: Tonight's episode is brought to you by Cherry Cola!

[Diego picks up a can of Cherry Cola and flashes a big smile.]

DH: Cherry Cola, simply delicioso!

[They both flash even bigger smiles before Diego places the can back down and they return to their normal smiles.]

JI: Lo siento, viewers. Events on our last episode have resulted in a loss of sponsors and commercials for our broadcasts so we have to promote our biggest sponsor that remains through out the night.

DH: And you know, Jose, Cherry Cola... Really is delicious!

[Diego flashes a huge smile while pointing to the products in front of them. Jose rolls his eyes.]

JI: We have so much history to come tonight let's not waste another moment! Let's go to our ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez, standing by in the ring!

[We cut to the ring where Fernando is wearing... Oh boy. Tuxedo jacket: neon orange with neon green leopard print. Shirt: royal blue with a white bow tie. Pants: Pepto Bismo pink. Shoes: Red with white polka dots.]

DH: Madre y dios.

JI: Lo siento, viewers. Fernando needs fashion help.

DH: What an under statement!

[Fernando lifts up his microphone.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for... THE JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

[HUGE POP]

["Maladise" by Nunchaku unleashes it's harsh sounds onto the ears of the fans and the BOOS begin to rain down!]

FR: Introducing first, the challenger! From Hiroshima, Japan and led to the ring by MISTER Gordon J. Dutt... Here is... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[Bursting through the curtains and out onto the entrance ramp is the last reigning MBC Women's World Champion! The Goblin Queen lets loose with a bellow of RAGE as she pounds on her chest on the way towards the ring, Gordon J. Dutt following a few steps behind with a twisted smirk on his face and an evil gleam in his eyes.]

JI: It was on our season opener that our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, revealed that this woman would be Meiko Yamazaki's next challenger for the JPWF Women's World Championship. What followed was a SHOCKING beatdown as the Goblin Queen attacked an unprepared Yamazaki and put her through the door of our boss' office!

DH: Jose, did you see Meiko backstage?

JI: Si. I did.

DH: She does not look healthy to me. She seems to be suffering from back issues still.

JI: That is the rumor at least, that Yamazaki's back injuries suffered at the hands of the Goblin Queen have not completely healed up.

[Goblin Queen enters the ring and pounds on her chest a couple more times before turning to glare at the entrance ramp, awaiting her opponent.]

JI: Soon we will have the answers to Meiko's health.

[The music fades out and then another piece of music, (this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2ksrrj6u0 ), plays over the PA and the fans.. JUMP TO THEIR FEET CHEERING WILDLY!]

FR: And her opponent, from Sapporo, Japan.. She is the JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION.. Here is.... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!

[Dressed in her orange and brown ring gear and with the famous "pink belt" around her waist, Meiko Yamazaki walks out onto the entrance ramp with a look of determination and a touch of concern. She stops midway and looks both ways out at the fans then pumps a fist and continues on her way towards the ring.]

JI: It was December of 2013 when Meiko Yamazaki did the seemingly impossible! She became the first woman in history to defeat the "Giant Queen" Janet Royal for the legendary pink belt. She has held it for just over three years now and was named the Japanese Press' Female Fighter of the Year for the FOURTH year in a row a month ago!

DH: Meiko has had a historic run, Jose, but...

[Meiko climbs onto the apron and stares at the Goblin Queen who is BRISTLING with violent energy, just waiting to launch at the champion, while Dutt cackles and beckons the champion to get in the ring.]

DH: She has NEVER faced anyone like the Goblin Queen!

[Meiko climbs in and walks right up to the Goblin Queen and the two large Japanese women press their heads against each other aggressively!]

[OH DANG IT'S GONNA KICK OFF RIGHT NOW POP]

JI: Well she doesn't seem scared at all despite the assault she suffered at the hands of her challenger!

[The pink masked female referee interjects herself between the two women and Meiko heads to her corner while Goblin Queen gives the official a DEATH look! The masked official steps back and with frightened gesture motions for the challenger to go to her corner. Dutt talks his charge down and they go to their corner. In the opposite corner, Meiko takes off the pink belt and gives it a long look before handing it to the referee and then beginning her stretches in the corner... with little grimaces.]

DH: Jose.. I do not think it is a good thing that Meiko is not scared of her opponent. Especially with the body language I am seeing from Yamazaki.

[The referee hands the belt to Fernando who leaves the ring with it and then checks on both women before heading to the middle of the ring and calling for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** JPWF Women's World Championship Match: Tecnica: (c)Meiko Yamazaki

vs

Ruda: The Goblin Queen w/ Gordon J. Dutt **********************************************************

[GIANT POP]

JI: And the first match on Viva Lucha's biggest night ever is.. OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: You will do that forever! So predictable, Jose!

[Yamazaki grits her teeth and heads to the middle of the ring while Goblin Queen SNARLS as she stomps to the middle of the ring. Both women butt up against each other and have an INTENSE stare down!]

[STARE DOWN POP]

JI: Both of these women are the same height and both of them are.. ah.. not petite ladies!

DH: They are big girls, Jose. They are also STRONG!

JI: Which is why the Goblin Queen's attack was so shocking on our season opener. She threw someone her own size and strength around like a rag doll!

[The Goblin Queen snarls in Meiko's face but the JPWF Women's World Champion is not intimidated. Dutt yells out something from outside the ring that draws a HORRIFIED look from Yamazaki, though!]

DH: What was that?!

JI: It sounded like Gordon J. Dutt told Goblin Queen to tear Meiko into pieces so she can do the same to the pink belt!

[Dutt, having Meiko's attention, has a HUGE smile on his face because he knows...]

*SMACK*

[STIFFNESS POP]

[The HAMMER is gonna' drop! Goblin Queen BLASTS Meiko in the face with a HARD elbow smash! The champ staggers against the ropes while holding her face and the unleashed Goblin Queen comes after Meiko with HARD shots!]

JI: Dutt distracted Yamazaki so his charge could get in a cheap shot!

DH: No such thing as a cheap shot when championships are on the line, Jose!

[Meiko eats a few more shots before BLASTING back with STIFF elbow smashes of her own and the Queen.. IS ROCKED!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Yamazaki is fighting back!

DH: But she is not getting everything behind those shots, Jose!

[Meiko's shots are shorter than usual to avoid extending her back too much and this is not unnoticed by Dutt who yells out something to his charge who dodges a strike and goes behind Yamazaki before..]

*SMACK*

[YIKES]

JI: What a shot to the back by the Goblin Queen! It has dropped Yamazaki to her knees!

DH: So it begins.

[Meiko holds her back and grimaces while Goblin Queen runs off the ropes and with a SNARL ..]

*LEAP*

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY YOWZA DAMN POP]

JI: DIOS MIO! The Goblin Queen just PLOWED into Yamazaki's back with that running shoulder tackle dive!

DH: That was BRUTAL, Jose!

[Meiko scrambles out of the ring by rolling under the ropes and to the floor where she grabs at her back and CRIES out in pain! Gordon, with a smile, excitedly calls out to his charge who rolls out of the ring after the champion. Yamazaki tries to pull herself up but doesn't have enough time as the Queen delivers a STIFF kick to the back which drops the former Team Love member down to the floor.]

*GRAB*

[BOOS]

[Yamazaki cries out as the Goblin Queen grabs ahold of her hair and AGGRESSIVELY yanks the champ to her feet before rearing back and...]

*THUDD*

*DROP*

JI: What a headbutt by the challenger!

DH: And right to the back, Jose!

JI: Si! Dutt and Goblin Queen have had this mapped out from the start it seems. The assault on the season opener focused on Meiko's back and now in the match the target remains the same!

[The pink masked referee begins a count on both women as Meiko grimaces in pain on the floor. Dutt jumps on the ring apron and begins arguing with the official to stop the count while his charge, her royal highness of DESTRUCTION, pulls Yamazaki up once again by her hair. Goblin Queen then reaches for Meiko's face from behind and..]

[HOLY MOLY EGADS POP]

JI: The Goblin Queen is CLAWING at Meiko's face!

DH: CARAMBA! She is BRUTAL, Jose!

[Meiko quickly scrambles free from the painful face grab and..]

*SMACKK*

[YES FIGHT BACK POP]

JI: WHAT AN ELBOW SMASH by the champion!

DH: She put too much into it though, Jose!

[Meiko holds her back while wincing in pain as Goblin Queen recovers from the blow and rears back and...]

*SMASH*

[DEAR GAWD THAT WAS BRUTAL POP]

JI: The Goblin Queen PUNCHED Meiko in the face!

DH: She tried to smash her fist THROUGH her head!

[Yamazaki is obvious ROCKED by the blow and staggers against the guard railing. Goblin Queen rushes over and pulls Meiko away from the railing and towards the ring apron before grabbing the champ from behind and lifting her up in the air and...]

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY VAMPIRO STYLED BRU-TAL BRU-TAL BRU-TAL POP]

Meiko: AIEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: Yamazaki is SCREAMING in pain after Goblin Queen back drop SUPLEXED her onto that ring apron!

DH: Meiko will be lucky to walk again if she survives this match, Jose! This assault on her back is UNREAL!

[Dutt, having had enough of annoying the official, has an almost ORGASMIC expression as he watches Yamazaki writhe on the floor in pain. Goblin Queen gives the champ a stomp to the back before yanking Yamazaki up by her tights and rolling her back into the ring and following in after her.]

[BACK IN THE RING POP]

[Her Highness drops a knee on the champ's back and Meiko CRIES in pain which draws a fit of laughter out of Gordon J. Dutt!]

[YOU'RE DISGUSTING BOOS]

JI: This crowd is not a fan of Gordon Dutt.

DH: That is Mister Gordon J Dutt, Jose. Get it right!

[The Goblin Queen pulls Yamazaki up from behind and while holding her frim with her left hand she unloads on the back with the right...]

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*DROP*

[DANG BRUTAL POP]

JI: THREE consecutive forearm smashes to that injured back and Yamazaki is on her knees TREMBLING from the pain!

DH: She is also CRYING, Jose! She has tears going down her face! She hurts THAT much!

[The pink masked official asks Yamazaki if she wants to stop the match but Meiko shakes her head "NO" before eating a BOOT to the back of the head!]

[HUGE BOOS]

[Her highness of MAYHEM hurries to leap up and...]

*CRASH*

*THUDDD*

Meiko: AIEEEEEEEEE!!

[SHE'S DYING NOOOOO POP]

JI: WHAT AN ELBOW DROP BY GOBLIN QUEEN!

DH: She CRUSHED the back of Meiko, Jose!

[Yamazaki rolls away and cries out in pain as she tries to reach for her back. Dutt's eyes are nearly bulging out of his head with glee as a twisted smile contorts across his demented looking face! Goblin Queen looks down at Yamazaki with disgust before reaching down and grabbing another handful of Meiko's hair and drags the champ to her feet. She gives a small slap to the back before whipping Meiko face first into a corner!]

JI: Yamazaki whipped into that corner and now..

DH: Her highness is picking up speed!

*LEAP*

*CRUSH*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOR MEIKO EEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR! Vertical splash onto Meiko's back in that corner!

DH: Yamazaki was a fool to take this match while not healthy, Jose! Her back will be completely destroyed before it is over!

[Meiko curls up in almost a fetal position as she cries from the pain. The ref asks Yamazaki if she can continue and Meiko sits up and nods that she can. Goblin Queen SNARLS angrily before trying to put her foot through Meiko's back with a VICIOUS stomp and then pulling Meiko up and shoving her face first into the corner. Dutt applauds his charge as she walks away from the corner before spinning around and charging..]

*LEAP*

*STUMBLE*

*CRASH*

[GIANT HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Goblin Queen went for another Hiroshima Mon Amour but Yamazaki moved out of the way!

DH: More like she stumbled out of the way.

JI: The challenger wiped out in the corner is the point, Diego!

[As the crowd GOES NUTS, Dutt is stunned while Yamazaki leans against the ropes. The champ holds her back and grimaces from the pain as the Goblin Queen staggers out of the corner and her highness does NOT look happy! The challenger charges at Meiko who dodges out of the way and greets her opponent with..]

*SMACK*

[GIANT POP]

JI: Open Handed Palm Strike by Meiko!

[The Goblin Queen reels but snarls as she pushes forward only to eat TWO MORE open handed palm strikes which stagger her back! Yamazaki grits her teeth and cries as she tries to stand up straighter.]

DH: But look, Jose! The champion is hurting herself with every blow she lands!

JI: She can't hold back on these shots because if she holds back it won't be enough force to hurt her opponent!

DH: She will NOT be able to keep this up!

[Yamazaki CRIES out as she begins REALLY unloading with RAPID FIRE OPEN HANDED PALM STRIKES! The blows are BRUTALLY STIFF and Goblin Queen, to Dutt's AGONY, is SERIOUSLY being battered by the blows! The crowd...]

[YOU CAN DO IT MEIKO FIGHT BACK OH MY GOD MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: She's doing it, Diego! She's not out of this fight, yet!

[Goblin Queen stumbles against the ropes from the blows and Meiko grabs her as she bumps off the cables and...]

JI: SHE'S GOING FOR THE DANGEROUS JUDO THROW!

[MASSIVE GROAN OF DESPAIR AND AGONY POP]

DH: SHE CAN NOT DO IT!

[Meiko attempts her Dangerous judo throw but COLLAPSES to her knees, her back giving out, as she is unable to lift her foe! Dutt's face goes from concerned to hopeful and then he full on MARKS OUT as Goblin Queen scrambles and...]

*LEAPS*

*DESTRUCTODOOMTHUD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEIKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: Goblin Queen drove BOTH her knees into the back! BRUTAL!

[Meiko rolls around the canvas, crying profusely from the pain. Gordon J. Dutt is RUNNING AROUND AND LEAPING ABOUT as he FULL ON MARKS OUT!]

[WE HATE YOU DISGUSTING MAN BOOS]

[The pink masked official asks Meiko if she wants her to stop the match but Yamazaki shakes her head "NO" through the tears. Uh oh. Her highness of DEATHSTRUCTION doesn't like that as she rushes over and...]

*THUDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: A double knee drop onto Meiko's back!

[The Queen scrambles up and DOES IT AGAIN!]

[WAHHHHHH NOOOOO MEIKO NOOOOOOOOOOO WAHHH POP]

DH: BRUTAL!

[Yamazaki tries to roll away but her back is in so much pain she can't even do that without hurting herself more! Goblin Queen grabs a hold of the champ and drags her away from the ropes before pulling her foe to her feet and scooping her up in her arms with ease and then...]

*CRACKKADOOM*

[HOLY MOLY SHE'S KILLING HER POP]

JI: BRUTAL backbreaker over the Goblin Queen's knee!

DH: And she still has a hold of her!

[Indeed, while she holds the crying Meiko over her knee she does indeed still have the champ in her grasp. Goblin Queen stands up with her foe who is nearly identical to herself in size and weight and to the delight of Dutt... HITS ANOTHER BACKBREAKER OVER THE KNEE!]

[DEAR GOD STOP THIS MATCH EGADS POP]

JI: The referee should think about stopping this match! The Goblin Queen is going to END the career of Meiko Yamazaki if she keeps this up!

DH: Well now we know who to blame for giving her that idea since she is going for another one!

[As the crowd is literally crying out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" the challenger stands up with her opponent in her arms once more and of course... HITS A THIRD BACKBREAKER!]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: She is FINISHED, Jose!

[Her highness of DOOM allows Yamazaki to fall to the canvas where the poor woman writhes and cries in horrible agony! The referee takes a look at Yamazaki and begins motioning that she's going to STOP THE MATCH!]

JI: Yes! The referee should stop this-

DH: OH!

[The official nearly LEAPS OUT OF HER SKIN because the Goblin Queen gets in her face and shakes her head at the official. Gordon J. Dutt chuckles and then advises the referee to not stop the match.]

[SADISTIC EVIL SCUM BAGS MAJOR BOOS]

JI: They're not allowing the referee to stop the match!

DH: You gave them the idea to END her, Jose! Blame yourself for the carnage to come!

[The ref backs off, in fear for her life, and then Goblin Queen returns her attention to her opponent who she pulls up from behind. Yamazaki tries to struggle free but a HEADBUTT to the back drops the champ to her knees. Meiko cries from the pain and then is yanked up to her feet again before being hooked from behind and...]

*THUDD*

[SUPLEX POP]

JI: GERMAN SUPLEX!

DH: She still has a hold of her, Jose!

[Goblin Queen rolls up with Meiko and then...]

*THUDDD*

JI: ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!

DH: Note that she is making sure the back hits the canvas every time, Jose!

[Her highness rolls up to her feet with Yamazaki again and once more...]

*THUDDDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: THREE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!

DH: BRUTAL!

[Yamazaki flails around from the pain and Dutt laughs while he MOCKS the champ's flailing about.]

[OH GOD WE DESPISE YOU WITH THE HATE OF TWELVE ANGRY SUNS BOOS]

[Goblin Queen looks down at her opponent with pure disgust and the reaches down and pulls the champion to her feet once more but this time she gets an arm under Yamazaki from behind and then..]

*LIFTS*

[OH NO WE FEAR DEATH AND DOOM IS UPON MEIKO AIEEEEEE POP]

JI: Goblin Queen has Meiko in an Argentine Backbreaker!

DH: Jose! She does NOT use this move for drawing a submission!

[Goblin Queen SNARLS as she beings STOMPING around the ring with the champ upon her shoulders, parading her prey for all to see.]

DH: I... I think some very bad karma is about to befall, Meiko!

JI: No! You... You don't mean..?!

[Goblin Queen's rage grows ENCANDESCENT and she stomps to the middle of the ring and...]

....

*CRACKADEATHDOOMBOOMDESTRUCTIONTHUDDDDD*

[SHE'S KILLED MEIKO AIEEEEEEEEEE TOTAL AGONY AND DESPAIR POP]

JI: OH MY GOD! MADRE Y DIOS! OH MY GOD!

DH: I KNEW IT! SHE DID IT, JOSE! SHE DID IT!

JI: ONI CRUSHER! GOBLIN QUEEN JUST HIT THE BURNING HAMMER ON YAMAZAKI!

DH: Karma, Jose! Karma.

[Meiko is lifeless as Goblin Queen rolls her over and goes for the cover. The referee leaps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

FR: Here is your winner and... NEWWWWWW JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[The crowd is STUNNED and some of the Japanese contingent attending are openly WEEPING. Meanwhile Gordon J. Dutt is SPASTIC AS HE MARKS OUT LIKE A LOON! Fernando hands the referee the pink belt and the referee hands it to Goblin Queen who snatches it away before pushing the belt up into the air and SCREAMING a gutteral bellow of RAGE and VICTORY! Yamazaki lays on the canvas lifeless.]

JI: The Goblin Queen has MADE HISTORY and has WON the JPWF Women's World Championship!

DH: What awful karma to catch up to Yamazaki, Jose.

JI: For those who don't know, what Diego is alluding to is the second JPWF Women's World Title match between Meiko Yamazaki and "Giant Queen" Janet Royal from a Girl Fight show in Puerto Rico where Yamazaki used the Burning Hammer to defeat Royal and retain the title she had won a year before. But in using the move she injured Royal's neck and put her out of action for a few months.

DH: Maybe there is a secret Queen club where Queens vow to get revenge for fellow Queens, Jose!

[Medics rush to the ring and along with the referee they work on reviving Yamazaki. Meanwhile Gordon J. Dutt is SPAZZING OUT as he celebrates his charge's big title win and the Goblin Queen just sneers and snarls victoriously.]

JI: It looks like Meiko is coming to.

DH: Between her back and her neck she may not WANT to come to!

[Yamazaki IS in TREMENDOUS pain as the medics tend to her. Dutt notices Meiko coming to and whispers something to the NEW champion. The Goblin Queen actually SMILES before nodding her head. Dutt walks over and gets Meiko's attention.]

[SUPER DIE YOU DISGUSTING MAN YOU BOOS]

JI: Come on, now! What is he up to now! The match is over!

DH: Maybe he is concerned about her health, Jose!

[Meiko looks up with a pained expression at the wretched man who then draws Yamazaki's eyes towards the Goblin Queen who is holding the famous pink belt in her hands and looks ready to RIP IT IN HALF!]

[OH NOOOOOOO AIEEEEEEEEEEE LEGENDARY TITLE BELT DESTRUCTION NOOOOOOOOO PANICK]

JI: NO! SHE'S GONNA' RIP THE PINK BELT IN HALF!

DH: CARAMBA!

[There is such INCREDIBLE pain and grief in Meiko's eyes as she watches helplessly and then...]

[OH YOU SORRY SACK OF POOP BOOS]

[The Goblin Queen tosses the belt onto her shoulder and flashes an EVIL taunting smile while Dutt is LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF at Meiko's suffering!]

JI: COME ON! They were TORMENTING her with the idea of destroying the pink belt!

DH: I will not deny it, Jose. They are malditos for sure.

[Meiko closes her eyes and cries in pain and frustration while Goblin Queen and Gordon J. Dutt climb out of the ring and head to the back with the JPWF Women's World Championship now theirs.]

JI: Malditos or not, the Goblin Queen HAS become the 25th JPWF Women's World Champion! History has been made and is GUARANTEED to happen in our remaining two matches! What a night we are in for, viewers! But first...

[We cut away from the Goblin Queen's triumph and Meiko Yamazaki's tragedy to a Cherry Cola banner set up in a studio somewhere not in el Centro, CA. Standing in front of the banner? Two familiar faces! Stephanie Delacroix, dressed in a cherry colored business suit with a pink blouse, and Pablo O'Connor, dressed in a cherry colored suit with a white shirt and a cherry colored tie. Smiles on their faces and Cherry Colas in their hands!]

POC: Howdy there, viewers! I bet that fight sure got you thirsty, eh?

[Delacroix flashes a HUGE smile.]

SD: Well we know what will quench that thirst!

[They both hold up their bottles of Cherry Colas.]

Together: CHERRY COLA!

[They both take a drink from their bottles and then..]

Together: IT'S THE BEST!

*WINK*

[Delacroix winks and Pablo flashes a grin and then we fade to a new scene.]

[The scene opens on a large, magnificent mural. Luchadors of every mask and face paint color are vividly portrayed fighting against one another. Good versus evil. Rudo versus technico. Angels versus demons. To any lucha fan, it would bring a tear to their eye.]

Cloaked Female: [Humming]

[We may not see if she is crying, but this cloaked figure runs her gloved hand along the wall, admiring the work, taking in the history and metaphor. As the camera looks closer, we can see this woman to be one of The Elements, "The Beautiful Master" aka Lady Warhawk.]

Cloaked Female: [Humming]

[A door opens in the distance. With great reflex, she spins to see who enters. Her anxiety is high but her shoulders slump and her breath escapes. She sees a fellow member of The Elements come her way, though not the one she was expecting.]

Gloria Butler: Any sign?

[The fire haired powerhouse seems to share the same level of anxiety. Her shoulders slump as well upon Warhawk shaking her head.]

Lady Warhawk: I have not moved from this mural. Good as Tesla is, there is no way she could have gotten around me.

Gloria Butler: The west side is completely locked down. There's no way she'll get in there.

[A door opens again. Butler and Warhawk spin with anticipation but are let down as the youngest member of The Elements appears.]

Rachael "RC" Carlisle: Nothing on the west side.

Gloria Butler: There's no way Tesla will get in except through here.

Lady Warhawk: Perhaps, we underestimate her. Given her rage, Tesla would find a way if she had to.

Gloria Butler: Yes, she has the skill but... you've known her the longest. What is she likely to do?

Lady Warhawk: In her current state of anger, she will charge the Goblin Queen head on. The Queen hasn't just insulted the MBC and tradition. She has insulted Tesla's family, her very religion.

RC: Does Tesla always get like this?

Lady Warhawk: Tesla is quick to anger, yes. But this? This is different. This is the kind of rage that has broken through Tesla’s carefully built walls of control.

RC: Murder-Death-Kill?

Gloria Butler: "Demolition Man"?

RC: Love that movie.

[Down the way, a door doesn't just open, it is blown apart. The three Elements turns to see the afore mentioned Tesla St. James. The lights behind her all carry a red hue. Or is that a demon aura reflecting her state of mind?]

Lady Warhawk: She's here.

[Warhawk is the first to advance...]

Lady Warhawk: Tesla...

[...but "Red Irish" walks on by.]

Lady Warhawk: Tesla!

[RC steps up to speak with Tesla but in fear of getting run over by her mentor, she backs away. This leaves only Gloria in the redhead's path.]

Gloria Butler: You need to stop.

Tesla St. James: You need to get out of my way.

Gloria Butler: I know you're angry...

Tesla St. James: Angry? _Angry_? That is just the TIP of the iceberg.

Gloria Butler: You can't take the Queen on like this. Trust me, I've faced her before. This is not the right approach.

Tesla St. James: I will hammer her into a thousand pieces!

Gloria Butler: Look at me! She'll only destroy you! As good as you are, in this shape she'll pick you off before you even get a punch in.

[Tesla closes her eyes, takes a deep breath and tries to engage her logical side.]

Tesla St. James: And what do you suggest I do?

Gloria Butler: The Elements are a single unit? Yes?

Tesla St. James: Aye.

Gloria Butler: Then let us gameplan for the Queen and topple her kingdom.

[Fade to a locker room, backstage inside the VL Arena. Rey Diablo Loco, dressed in a green "Viva Lucha" hoodie with a white shirt underneath and washed out blue jeans, sits on a bench, a frown seen on his face since his mask leaves his mouth and chin exposed.]

RDL: Tonight is the biggest night of this promotion and I was so close. SOOO close to being in that main event!

[He shakes his head then turns to his side.]

RDL: I can not believe I lost to that English cabron!

"BAAAHHH"

[We pan to the left of Loco to reveal the masked Canadian fighter, The Kid, hanging his head sadly with a granola bar in his hands. Both masked men shake their heads.]

RDL: Amigo, I have headlined many places in my career. I have had famous matches in Mexico, in Japan... All the championships I have held around the world... Two decades in this sport and I realize that the window of my opportunities is most likely closing.. So to miss out on a chance like this...

[Loco shakes his head even more. The Kid lifts up the granola bar to bite it but shakes his head and drops it on the floor, too depressed to eat. He shakes his head.]

TK: (sadly) Baaaahhhh.

[Both masked men stare at the floor when suddenly... From the right emerges the masked Casanova, Masked Maniac.]

MM: My Masked Bro's. I could feel your pain from across the locker room. A connection that only a Mask Bro could feel.

[Masked Maniac grabs his heart, sympathizing with his Masked friends.]

MM: Don't feel so down, my masked amigo.   We all lose from time to time.   It's not about how hard we fall, it's about how we get up that matters.  Or something like that.

[Masked Maniac nods energetically.]

MM: After all you are a MASK BRO!   Do you know what that means?  

[Before anyone can respond ... Masked Maniac continues with excitement.]

MM: AMIGOS ... I know what you need.  I know what will cheer you up.  I know what will get you out of that slump.  You need a slump buster, SOME HOES FOR MY MASKED BROS!  

[Masked Maniac waves for his masked friends to follow him as Loco looks in the direction that Maniac walked off in and throws his hands up in the air.]

[Loco looks in the direction that Maniac walked off in and throws his hands up in the air.]

RDL: BUT I AM A MARRIED MAN! I DO NOT WANT A HO!

[Loco sighs, shrugs his shoulders and then turns to the Kid.]

RDL: What am I worried about? There is no way any woman goes with him.

[The Kid nods and we cut back to the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a THREE WAY TRIOS TORNADO MATCH with... NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!

[HUGE POP]

FR: And is for... the VIVA LUCHA TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIPS!

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

[Music erupts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), and the crowd SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF THE VL ARENA WITH BOOS!]

FR: Introducing first.. The tag team of HECHO EN MEXICO and the KING OF ALL ROBOTS... NOT OK BOSS.... Here are.. THE ROBOT KINGDOM!

[As fans rain THE LOUDEST BOOS THEY CAN MUSTER down upon them, the robot themed trio makes their way to the ring. Hecho en Mexico are in their standard metallic silver and gray masks and outfits while their leader, Not OK Boss, is in his metallic black and dark gray mask and costume with Robot King's crown upon his masked head. Not OK Boss looks at the booing fans and CACKLES in reply.]

JI: Welcome back everyone and we aren't wasting any time tonight! This next match will crown our first ever Trios Champions here in Viva Lucha and the rules of this match...

DH: It has never been done before, Jose!

JI: I can't recall ever hearing of a three way tornado rules trios match!

DH: With NO disqualifications!

JI: The CHAOS and insanity we are about to witness...

[The Robot Kingdom climb into the ring and Not OK Boss strikes a royalty pose in the middle of the ring and the fans...]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: One shudders to think what Not OK Boss will do tonight. He has been responsible for some of the most heinous acts we have ever witnessed down in Mexico. From All Star Lucha Libre to Tradicion Lucha Libre where he is still, nearly four years running now, the Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion.

DH: We know he likes to hand out el martinetes, Jose. We have seen him do it in ASLL, TLL and even HERE!

JI: Indeed, he hit one on Manuel Ramirez on our second ever episode of Viva Lucha.

[Not OK Boss cackles through his mask as the music fades and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/1MSAjN2Iki8 ), plays out and the crowd... Did I say they BOOED as loud as they could earlier? Heh...]

[LOUDEST EVER BOOING IN EL CENTRO OF ALL TIMES ENSUES]

FR: Their opponents... Led to the ring by MARY SUE.. Here are... PROFESSOR WHERE! JOHN MAVERICK JR! and MIGUEL VILLA LOBOS! Here are... THE HUMAN RACE!

[Mary Sue, dressed in tight blue jeans, a white blouse and a denim jacket, flashes a confident smile as she walks next to an African-American man who is in great athletic shape and wears black tights with a purple jacket and black ring boots (and us readers know he is the new Professor Where). Standing a bit apart from them are John Maverick Jr in his red, white and blue gear and Miguel Villa Lobos, dressed in red, white and green gear. They seem unsure of the new Professor.]

JI: Ah... Hmm...

DH: Jose, is that the guy in the purple jacket we saw two episodes ago?!

JI: It is but...

[We hear the rustling of papers.]

JI: Apparently... That is... Professor Where?!

DH: Que?! That is not Professor Where!

JI: Si! I know!

DH: Where was a white guy with gray hair. We saw him get DESTROYED at the hands of Fury, remember?

JI: Of course I remember, Diego, but... This is the NEW Professor Where!

[Mary Sue and Professor Where give thumbs up to their team mates as they climb into the ring and the crowd...]

Crowd: DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE!

DH: How can there be a NEW Professor Where?! Is it like a... gimmick that people can take over?

JI: Maybe! That's the only explanation that makes sense.

DH: I wonder if he is as terrible a fighter as the other one.

Crowd: DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE!

[Miguel Villa Lobos has a slightly frightened look on his face as he looks out at the crowd. Meanwhile Mary and Where huddle with Maverick Jr and Not OK Boss cackles as he leans against the corner opposing them.]

JI: One thing is for certain... This crow is about to lose their minds.

DH: Si.

[The music fades out and new music starts, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), plays over the PA and the crowd....]

[HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THE VOLUME HAS NEVER BEEN THIS LOUD OR CRAZY INSIDE THE VL ARENA LOUDEST EVER POP YOU CAN IMAGINE WITH MIND EXPLOSIONS AND SUPER DUPER OMEGA SUPREME VOLCANO ROCK N ROLL ERUPTIONS GIANT MASSIVE SUPER NOVA SIZED POP]

FR: And their opponents... The tag team of CY-FORCE and... The KING OF THE CYBORGS.... CYBORG KING!

[POP SO LOUD YOU'RE BEING BLOWN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR BY THE FORCE OF IT EVEN THROUGH YOUR TV SETS OR DEVICE OR WHATEVER YOU ARE WATCHING THIS AT HOME FROM BECAUSE IT'S SO MASSIVELY RIDICULOUSLY OVER THE TOP CRAZY AMAZING GIANT POP as Cyborg King, with face paint and silver and gold colored gear and a crown of wires and circuit boards, makes his way to the ring with his minions behind him.]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

JI: A war that started in Mexico and lead to one of the biggest apuestas matches in recent history has carried on here in Viva Lucha. In some ways it all started in December of 2011 when Mascara de Oro defeated Robot King for his mask in ASLL. One year later, December of 2012, Not OK Boss not only defeated Oro for his mask but claimed the crown to become the new King of the Robots.

[Cyborg King leans against the guard railing and raises his hands in the air and fans LOSE THEIR SHIT GOING FUCKING OUT OF THEIR MINDS NUTS FOR THIS!]

JI: Then in 2013 when TLL began the former Robot King appeared reborn as Cyborg King and began a way against Not OK Boss and Miguel Villa Lobos, formerly Mascara de Oro. This built up to the three way apuestas match in December of 2013 that saw Not OK Boss pin both Cyborg King and Villa Lobos which forced those two to fight with their hair on the line.

DH: Cyborg King took the hair of Villa Lobos that night, Jose! It was fantastico!

[Cyborg King climbs onto the ring apron and then hops over the ropes and scrambles up the turnbuckles in a corner and raises his arms in the air.]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FU-TILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

JI: Since then these three have amassed armies and battled all the way here to el Centro, California and tonight...

DH: With this crazy tornado trios rules thing!

JI: One of these factions will become the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions!

[As the gray masked referee enters the ring the Cyborg Kingdom prepares in their corner, the Human Race prepares in theirs and the Robot Kingdom...]

DH: What is Not OK Boss doing, Jose?

JI: He is sitting on top of the turnbuckles and calling for a microphone.

DH: Hmmm...

[R-Uno gets the microphone away from Fernando and walks it over to the King of all Robots who looks out at the crowd.]

[BIG BOOS]

NOKB: ... Guess what robots have that cyborgs and humans do not?

[Both the Human Race and the Cyborg Kingdom are all ears. A look of dread comes over the faces of Mary Sue and Professor Where.]

NOKB: Heh.. Heh... Heh.... NUMBERS!

[Suddenly, scrambling out from under the ring are two good looking Japanese men dressed in metallic silver gear and two HUGE dudes, one African-American with a Galvatron mask and purple and gray gear, the other a tanned Caucasian with a Star Scream mask and white and red gear, and they scramble into the ring and jump both the Human Race and the Cyborg Kingdom and the official calls for the bell!]

*DING*

********************************************************** Viva Lucha Trios Championship Decision Match: [Tornado & No DQ Rules]

Tecnicos: The Human Race [Miguel Villa Lobos, John Maverick Jr & Professor Where w/ Mary Sue]

vs

Rudos: The Robot Kingdom [Not OK Boss & Hecho en Mexico]

vs

Rudos: The Cyborg Kingdom [Cyborg King & Cy-Force] **********************************************************

[WHAT THE HOO HA IS GOING ON POP]

DH: Who are THOSE two?!

JI: That's the Instruments of Destruction! They've been making waves on the indie scene here in the United States but... They've NEVER been here before OR in Mexico!

DH: I know the Tokyo Drone Army from TLL and two shows ago but these behemoths..?!

[Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7, along with R-Uno, are all over Villa Lobos, Maverick Jr and Professor where in one corner while R-Dos and the two massive members of Instruments of Destruction are taking it to the Cyborg Kingdom.]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: They change their names every match depending on what Transformers character they are dressed as. I guess tonight they are Galvatron and Starscream but more importantly.. They're ALIGNED with the Robot Kingdom and the robots now have a 7 to 6 advantage over their opponents tonight!

DH: Robots are good with numbers, Jose, and I for one would like to congratulate our future overlords ahead of time on winning the Trios championships.

[Not OK Boss, perched on the top turnbuckle, is cackling like an evil maniac as he watches his plan unfold. The Tokyo Drone Army and R-Uno toss Miguel Villa Lobos, John Maverick Jr and Professor Where out of the ring and follow out after them. While Cyborg King..]

[GIANT POP]

JI: But look, Diego! Cyborg King is fighting back!

[The king of all cyborgs sends the crowd INTO THE HEAVENS WITH BLISS as he fires off chops and forearm smashes on R-Dos but the massive Galvatron gives him a double axe handle to the upper back before returning his attention to stomping away at Cy01. Starscream chokes Cy02 with a boot across the neck. The referee watches everything with wide eyes.]

[BOOS]

DH: That was short lived.

[Not OK Boss' cackle can be heard as we switch to the outside and watch Tetsuyo Mech-7 ram Maverick Jr into a ring post! Kaji Mech-1 is choking Miguel Villa Lobos on the guard railing while R-Uno fires punches at the new Professor Where. Mary Sue looks concerned but only for a moment because Where fires off a knee to the midsection which doubles R-Uno over and then UNLOADS with a right hand that sends half of Hecho en Mexico to the floor!]

JI: But outside the ring the tide is turning for the Human Race!

[Tetsuyo Mech-7 whips Maverick Jr to the guard railing but John leaps onto the railing and springs off with a MOONSAULT!]

[POP]

[Miguel elbows Kaji off of him and then fires a boot to the midsection before grabbing the Japanese robot themed grappler's head and..]

*THUDDD*

[MAJOR BOOS]

JI: What a DDT by Villa Lobos!

DH: You can not cover up these fans hate of Villa Lobos, Jose. Verdad es verdad!

[The fans soon have something to cheer because back in the ring, Cyborg King ducks a wild swing by R-Dos and pops up with...]

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE HUGE POP]

JI: CYBORG UPPERCUT by Cyborg King!

DH: He FLOORED the robot, Jose! Too bad his partners are not doing as well...

[Cy-Force are getting WRECKED by the huge Instruments of Destruction who are unloading hard shots and stomps to the much smaller cyborgs. Cyborg King hears Not OK Boss' cackle then races over and LEAPS onto the back of Galvatron..]

[OH HELL YEAH KICK HIS ROBOT ASS OUR HERO AND SAVIOR AND OVERLORD SUPREME POP]

JI: Cyborg King will not give up!

[We cut to outside the ring where we see Mary Sue pull a chair out from under the ring.]

DH: Forget about that, Jose! What is she doing?!

JI: Mary Sue is setting up a chair outside the ring.

DH: Si, but for what?!

[R-Uno is pulling himself up and then Mary motions to Professor Where he charges, leaps onto the chair and then FLIES through the air and..]

*CRACK*

*THUDDD*

[WOAH POP]

JI: APPARENTLY FOR THAT FLYING KNEESTRIKE BY THIS NEW PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Uno is WIPED OUT by that blow and Where strikes a pose with a big smile for the fans who aren't quite sure who he is but they sure liked that! Meanwhile former FFN Pro Light Heavyweight Champion, John Maverick Jr, and Miguel Villa Lobos are both lighting up the Tokyo Drone Army with chops but the robots drop to their knees at the same time and then...]

*THUDD*

[MALE SYMPATHY POP]

JI: Those were LOW BLOWS by the Tokyo Drone Army!

DH: Which is NOT illegal in this match, Jose!

JI: Indeed it is not. There are no disqualifications and that is very much on display tonight!

[Back inside the ring, we watch Not OK Boss still seated on the turnbuckles, cackling non-stop as he watching Cyborg King trying to trade shots against the large Instruments of Destruction.]

DH: This is not a sound strategy by the king of the cyborgs, Jose.

[The two bigger masked man get the upper hand and are laying into Cyborg King with hard shots.]

[DIE YOU EVIL SCUM ROBOTS DIE BOOS]

JI: They are POWER HOUSES for sure and it probably wasn't good strategy.

[Cy01 charges to assist his king only to eat a big boot by Starscream! R-Dos drops a knee on Cy02 and then Not OK Boss stops cackling for a moment to yell out a series of zeroes and ones and then the Instruments of Destruction reach down and pull up Cyborg King, grab him in a double gutwrench and both men heave him high up into the air and then...]

*SWOOSH*

*THUDDDD*

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T SCREW YOU EVIL ROBOTS THAT'S OUR KING HOW DARE YOU BOOS]

JI: DOUBLE POWERBOMB on Cyborg King in the ring!

DH: The impact was INCREDIBLE, Jose!

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

JI: This crowd is really letting the Robot Kingdom know what they think of their underhanded tactics tonight!

DH: Underhanded?! There are NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, Jose!

JI: Yes but it is supposed to be three teams consisting of three members fighting in a trios tornado match!

DH: With no disqualifications, Jose. That means that if one of those teams has a robot monarch in charge and he has other robots to call upon he can use them as he sees fit because... NO DQ!

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

[Not OK Boss looks at the crowd and laughs HARDER and then starts mocking them by pretending to cry and then laughing even more.]

[OH MY GOD WE HATE YOU EVIL ROBOT KING DIE MALDITO DIE BOOS]

[We cut to outside the ring and Professor Where starts to climb on the ring apron when Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7 yank him off the apron and begin throwing hard stiff strikes on him.]

JI: The Tokyo Drone Army are laying in those strikes on this new Professor Where!

DH: I am still confused, Jose. How can we have a new Professor Where?

JI: No se! We just do for some reason!

[The Tokyo Drone Army drag Professor Where with them as they start walking up the entrance ramp and away from the ring.]

DH: He did take the worst beating I have ever seen a man take against Fury.

JI: Si. Perhaps he was forced to retire from his injuries.

DH: I would not doubt it!

[The two Japanese fighters take Where to the top of the entrance ramp and they set him up for...]

*KLANGGGG*

*THUDDDD*

[YIKES POP]

DH: And maybe THIS Professor Where will be retired soon too!

JI: DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX by the Tokyo Drone Army onto the entrance ramp!

DH: His body SPLAT on that metal, Jose!

[Where grimaces in pain and Mary Sue is quite alarmed by that move but then Miguel Villa Lobos and John Maverick Jr sprint past her and...]

*LEAP*

[POP]

JI: BUT HERE COMES THE HUMAN RACE! Villa Lobos and Maverick Jr are all over the Tokyo Drone Army!

[The four men trade hard shots back and forth and Mary Sue takes this moment to run past them and tend to Professor Where. Miguel and John have the Japanese androids reeling when R-Uno comes racing up the entrance ramp and attacks Maverick Jr from behind with a high knee to the back!]

JI: But the numbers game is benefitting the robots once again! It's not fair!

DH: It is fair, Jose. No-

JI: I get it, Diego. No disqualification.

DH: But it is the truth, Jose! All of this is fair game under the rules of the match!

[In the ring the Instruments of Destruction do a DOUBLE GORILL PRESS on Cy01 and as Not OK Boss cackles in the background they rush to the ropes and..]

*TOSS*

*CRASHHHH*

*THUDDD*

[RUN FOR YOUR LIVES HOLY MOLY THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! The Instruments of Destruction just THREW Cy01 from the ring and INTO THE CROWD!

DH: CARAMBA, Jose! The fans ran out of the way and he wiped out a bunch of seats!

[Fans are holding their heads in SHOCK at the narrow miss of catastrophe! Not OK Boss nearly FALLS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES.. because he is laughing SO HARD while R-Dos rolls out of the ring and Galvatron and Starscream yank Cy02 to his feet.]

JI: The Instruments of Destruction have a hold of Cy02 now and... Oh no! DEAR GOD!

*LIFT*

*CRUNCHATHUDDDADOOOM*

[HOLY CYBORG DESTRUCTION MOLY POP]

DH: WOW!

JI: They POWERBOMBED him into the turnbuckles!

[Cy02 rolls under the ropes and out of the ring and convulses on the floor outside while R-Dos begins pulling something out from under the ring...]

[OH THE CARNAGE IS ABOUT TO GO UP POP]

JI: What's this?! A TABLE?!!

DH: Oh, Jose. The Robot Kingdom are not out to just win this match and become the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions... They are here to END their rivals and END the war once and for all!

[R-Dos sets up the table while in the ring the Instruments of Destruction pull Cyborg King to his feet..]

[DON'T YOU DARE DO WHAT YOU ARE PLANNING TO DO TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR CYBORG KING BOOS]

JI: Oh no!

[With Not OK Boss cackling in the background the Instruments of Destruction begin to set up Cyborg King for another double powerbomb but Cyborg King struggles free of their grasp and begins firing open handed chops and forearm smashes!]

[YES YES YES HOLY MOLY FIGHT BACK YES OUR SOVEREIGN FIGHT BACK POP]

JI: BUT LOOK! The King of the Cyborgs is FIGHTING BACK!

[Galvatron is STAGGERED by a shot that lands flush on his masked jaw and Starscream eats a STIFF elbow to the side of the face and then..]

*SMACK*

[OHHH WE HATE YOU DIE YOU ROBOT SCUM DIE YOU BASTARDS DIE BOOS]

DH: Numbers, Jose.

JI: R-Dos slid back in and nailed Cyborg King from behind!

DH: This story is going to play out time and time again tonight, Jose! The Robots have the numbers and they are going to end this war by ending their rivals.

[As Instruments of Destruction and R-Dos stomp away at the Cyborg King the crowd...]

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

[Which draws a HEARTY evil laugh from the king of all robots, seated on his turnbuckle perch watching his evil plans unfold around him. Elsewhere, the Tokyo Drone Army have John Maverick Jr on their shoulders and they charge at a wall at the top of the entrance ramp stage and ...]

*KLANGGG*

JI: They just rammed Maverick Jr face first into that wall!

DH: You think that is bad, Jose? Well look what R-Uno is planning for Villa Lobos!

[R-Uno drags the former Mascara de Oro to the edge of the entrance ramp stage and is looking to THROW Miguel off the ramp and into the crowd below! Fans are of course starting to clear out of that area after what happened to the Cy-Force member earlier.]

JI: No! Don't do it! DON'T DO IT!

[R-Uno tries to toss Villa Lobos but he blocks it and breaks free and begins firing off RAPID FIRE chops to the chest! Villa Lobos pushes his opponent back and both of them away from the edge of the ramp, which allows fans to start trickling back to that area.]

JI: Miguel Villa Lobos has saved himself from sure disaster there!

DH: For how long, Jose?

[Almost as if he can hear Diego's commentary, R-Uno reaches out and grabs Villa Lobos' face and RAKES his eyes! Miguel staggers back, holding his face from the cheap trick. R-Uno steps back and then begins to charge at Villa Lobos when...]

*TRIP*

[POP]

JI: OH! Professor Where got a foot to R-Uno and has tripped him!

DH: Those fans better watch out!

[R-Uno stumbles from the trip and Villa Lobos hooks an arm under the robot and then heaves him up into the air and...]

*TOSS*

*FALL*

*CRASSHHACRACKAKOWWWABOOOMMMMMM*

[HOLY FUCKING GUACAMOLE RAVIOLI MOLY MIND EXPLOSION ROBOT DEATH POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! VILLA LOBOS HIP TOSSED R-UNO OFF THE STAGE AND INTO THE CROWD BELOW!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Fans have ONCE AGAIN narrowily averted disaster as they fled just in time and the poor robot crashed on the seats below!]

Crowd: ONE ROBOT DEAD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SIX MORE TO GO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Villa Lobos catches his bearings and smiles at the crowd, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, not wishing his demise. But the moment is short lived because the Tokyo Drone Army jump him from behind! Meanwhile at ringside, Galvatron has Cy02 and tosses him face first into a ring post! Elsewhere outside the squared circle, Starscream has Cy01 over his shoulder and hits a running POWERSLAM on the floor outside! And in the ring, R-Dos is choking Cyborg King with his boot while the referee watches with a somewhat frightened look and Not OK Boss cackles!]

[WE'RE SO SICK OF YOUR FUCKING CACKLING YOU NO GOOD EVIL ROBOT FIEND BOOS]

JI: The accursed numbers keep giving the Robot Kingdom the advantage in this match!

DH: I told you, Jose, it will just keep playing out again and again! We are watching the prolonged execution of the Cyborg Kingdom and the Human Race tonight!

[R-Dos gets a few stomps in on Cyborg King and then heads to the turnbuckles. He climbs to the top then salutes his king, Not OK Boss, before leaping off the top...]

*THUDDD*

[OHMYGODYESYESYESYESMARKOUTMANIAPOP]

JI: OH! Cyborg King MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

DH: Caramba!

[With the crowd LOSING THEIR MINDS, Cyborg King hops up to his feet and quickly yanks R-Dos to his feet before scooping him up and...]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOM*

[LEAPING INTO THE AIR SUPER HERO MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: CYBORG DRIVER!

DH: He PLANTED him!

Crowd: TWO ROBOTS DEAD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* FIVE MORE TO GO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Cyborg King rises to his feet and points at Not OK Boss, seated on the turnbuckles.]

[YES FUCKING DESTROY THE ROBOT SCUM BAG AND END THAT CACKLING POP]

*THUDDD*

[NOOOOO FUCK YOU SORRY TRANSFORMER MUSCLEHEAD MOTHER FUCKERS BOOS]

JI: Instruments of Destruction from behind!

DH: Not even the king of the cyborgs can stand up to the numbers, Jose!

[Galvatron and Starscream take to stomping away at Cyborg King while Not OK Boss laughs his evil robot ass off.]

[OH WE CAN'T WAIT TIL YOU GET YOURS YOU SCUM BAG ROBOT BASTARD BOOS]

[Back at the top of the entrance ramp, Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7 are getting lit up via chops and strikes from Villa Lobos and Professor Where! Kaji Mech-1 has enough of it and goes for the face of Miguel.]

JI: A rake to the eyes by Kaji Mech-1 and.. LOOK OUT!

[Tetsuyo Mech-7 goes to kick Professor Where in the groin..]

*LEAP*

[WOAH POP]

DH: The new Professor Where leaped away from the low blow!

*LEAP*

*CRACKAKOWWW*

[HOLY STIFF KICK UPSIDE THE HEAD POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: WHAT A LEAPING HIGH KICK BY THE NEW PROFESSOR WHERE! He FLOORED Tetsuyo Mech-7!

DH: This new Professor Where fights WAY better than the old one, Jose! Maybe he can teach Villa Lobos some moves because he is about to be put out of commission!

[Kaji Mech-1 sets up the former Mascara de Oro for a piledriver but Villa Lobos struggles back down and then...]

*HEAVE*

*THUDDAKLANGACRACKAKOW*

[SPLAT ON THE RAMP POP]

JI: BACK DROP ONTO THE RAMP! Villa Lobos saved himself from disaster again!

DH: That is great, Jose, but... What is she doing?

[Mary Sue runs back to ringside and grabs the chair she had used earlier before heading back up the ramp.]

JI: I have no idea, Jose!

[Meanwhile in the ring, the Instruments of Destruction are stomping away at Cyborg King much to the chagrin of the cyborg loving fans inside the VL Arena. They pull the monarch up to his feet and heave him up into the air and head towards a corner and..]

*BOOMCRACKADOOMTHUDD*

[AIEEEEE NOOOOO OUR CYBORG KING HOW DARE YOU DO THIS YOU ROBOT SCUM BASTARDS BOOS]

JI: DOUBLE POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES ON CYBORG KING!

DH: He may be FINISHED, Jose!

[Not OK Boss looks out at the angry fans and MOCKS them once again which draws..]

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

DH: I do not think the chanting is helping their hero out much.

JI: Not with the numbers in the Robot Kingdom's favor!

[Up the entrance ramp, Villa Lobos watches the trouble that his eternal rival, Cyborg King, is in and gets a very concerned look on his face.]

DH: I think Villa Lobos is realizing that it could be over for Cyborg King too.

JI: This match is not an elimination match like our main event is. It only takes one pin or submission for a team to claim the championships tonight. If Cyborg King is pinned now...

[Miguel starts making his way to the ring but a dazed Kaji Mech-1 runs out in front of him and stands in his way. The two stare off for a few moments while Mary Sue sets up her chair behind Villa Lobos and then...]

Mary Sue: MIGUEL! DUCK!

DH: What the?!

[Villa Lobos hears and then he ducks and...]

*LEAPS*

*SMACKACRACKABOOM*

[HOLY MOLY THIS NEW PROFESSOR WHERE KICKS MAJOR BUTT POP]

JI: PROFESSOR WHERE WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE!!!

DH: CARAMBA!!!

[Yes. Where leaped off the chair and over Lobos and hit a FLYING KNEE on Kaji Mech-1. Miguel smiles and flashes a thumbs up to Where and Mary Sue before SPRINTING towards the ring!]

[WHAT POP]

JI: Villa Lobos is heading to the ring!

DH: Will he make it in time?!

[Instruments of Destruction are preparing to hit another Double Powerbomb on Cyborg King when Miguel slides under the ropes and into the ring!]

[WHAT IS GOING ON POP]

[Villa Lobos rushes over and NAILS Starscream with a dropkick!]

[HE'S SAVING CYBORG KING WHAT IS HAPPENING POP]

JI: Villa Lobos is SAVING Cyborg King!

DH: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JOSE?!

[Galvatron lets go of the Cyborg monarch and goes for a wild clothesline on Villa Lobos but the former Mascara de Oro dodges the blow and grabs Cyborg King and pulls him to his feet. Both long time rivals look into each other's eyes with looks of surprise. Galvatron helps Starscream up and then stare across the ring at the unlikely duo.]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING COULD IT BE HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: This is something I never thought I would EVER see in my life! Miguel Villa Lobos and Cyborg King are standing side by side in the ring!

DH: You are not suggesting they will actually team up, are you?!

JI: It.. It seems unlikely. They are on different teams in this match and they have both had one of the longest rivalries in the history of lucha libre that has lasted over two decades.

[Cyborg King and Villa Lobos stare at the two behemoths across from them then they look over at Not OK Boss cackling on his perch and then they look at each other and.... THEY NOD THEIR HEADS?!!]

[YOU DON'T MEAN DO YOU MEAN OH MY GOD DOES IT MEAN POP]

[And suddenly.. CYBORG KING AND MIGUEL VILLA LOBOS CHARGE ACROSS THE RING AT THEIR FOES TOGETHER!]

[MIND EXPLOSIONS NO WAY THIS IS REALITY SUPER DUPER TO THE TOP OF THE MOON AND BEYOND INFINITE MARK OUT THE F-BOMB MANIA GIANT POP]

Jose & Diego Together: CARAMBA!!!

[As the crowd COMES COMPLETELY UNGLUED LOSING THEIR SHIT, Cyborg King and Villa Lobos dodge blows by the Instruments of Destruction and bounce off the ropes and catch their foes with STEREO DROPKICKS!]

[OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING INCREDIBLE SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Galvatron and Starscream bounce off the ropes from the dropkicks and then charge again but Miguel lands a LOW DROPKICK to the knees of Starscream, sending him tumbling down! While Cyborg King...]

*LEAP*

*SMACKATHUDD*

[CYBORG LOVE SUPER DUPER OMEGA SUPREME MASSIVE POP]

JI: CYBORG PUNCH!

DH: He DECKED him!

[The fans are TOTALLY GOING NUTS while Cyborg King and Villa Lobos pull Starscream to his feet and then grab him from behind and...]

*DOUBLE LIFT*

[NO WAY FRIGGING DOUBLE TEAM STUFF FROM THESE TWO NOW POP]

JI: THEY'RE LIFTING STARSCREAM UP INTO THE AIR!

DH: They are also heading to the ropes!

[They charge to the ropes and... ]

*TOSS*

*THUDDDDADOOOMMMM*

[FLYING TO THE SKY SHINING GUNDAM ANIME THEME SONG SUPER DUPER DOUBLE TEAM DREAM POP]

JI: THEY TOSSED STARSCREAM OUT OF THE RING!

DH: CARAMBA!

[As Galvatron pulls himself up to his feet by the ropes, Villa Lobos and Cyborg King nod at each other again before charging across the ring and...]

*BLAST*

*TUMBLE*

*THUDDDDADOOOMMMM*

[MORE DREAM DOUBLE TEAM MOVES GUITAR SOLO EXPLOSION POP]

JI: DOUBLE DROPKICK sends Galvatron over the ropes to the floor outside!

DH: This is UNREAL, Jose! It is... IMPOSSIBLE!

JI: No, Diego... IT IS TOTALLY REAL AND WE'RE SEEING IT BEFORE OUR EYES!

Jose & Diego Together: CARAMBAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[As Jose and Diego MARK OUT like kids for seeing something no one would EVER have imagined possible, Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos pull themselves up and then turn very angry eyes towards Not OK Boss, all alone seated on the turnbuckles.]

[FINALLY GOING TO SHUT UP THAT CACKLING ROBOT SCUM BAG BASTARD THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVERY POP]

JI: Not OK Boss and the Robot Kingdom have enjoyed a numbers advantage but now it appears to be EVENED up and it is down to where it all began!

DH: The heads of the Cyborgs, Robots and Humans!

[Not OK Boss, still cackling, hops down off the turnbuckles and stretches out a bit, pops his knuckles and then... motions for his opponents to bring it. And in one incredible moment... Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos rush over and... THEY BEGIN UNLOADING PUNCHES AND STRIKES ON THE KING OF ALL ROBOTS WHO FIRES BACK AT THEM!]

[WE CAN NOT CONTAIN THIS AMOUNT OF MARK OUT MANIA MIND EXPLOSION AWESOME SAUCE HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SO FAR AWAY ROCK N ROLL FOREVER POP]

Jose & Diego Together: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Not OK Boss is being ROCKED by the DOUBLE ASSAULT of strikes from his rivals and staggers back and Cyborg King and Villa Lobos grab him and whip him off the ropes. The two eternal rivals grab each other's hand and charge for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE...]

*DUCK*

*GRAB*

*THUDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT WHAT WHAT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: WOW! Not OK Boss ducked the double clothesline and hooked Villa Lobos and hit a SLING BLADE!

DH: Incredible!

[As Not OK Boss gets to his feet he eats a BOOT to the chest by Cyborg King which sends him stumbling into a corner! The king of the cyborgs charges forward and leaps into the air...]

*CATCH*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DREAD POP]

JI: Not OK Boss CAUGHT Cyborg King!

*SPIN*

[The King of all Robots spins away from the corner, with Cyborg King in his clutches, before...]

*TOSS*

*THUDDDD*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEE EVIL ROBOT SCUM BAG HEAD DROPPING BASTARD BOOS]

JI: OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!

DH: If Roy Harper was here he would be so happy... SUCK IT HARPER!

[The crowd is MAJORLY BUMMED at this turn of events after being in SUPER BLISS and it's made all the worse as Not OK Boss looks down at his two rivals laid out on the canvas and begins his EVIL cackling once again!]

[WHY WON'T YOU EXPLODE AND DIE AND BURN IN FIRE YOU EVIL SCUM BAG ROBOT BOOS]

[At the top of the entrance ramp, Maverick Jr and Where send the Tokyo Drone Army sprawling via double dropkicks! Mary Sue clutches that chair as she watches not what her charge is up to but what is happening in the ring. Back inside the ring Not OK Boss pulls Villa Lobos to his feet and hooks him from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*CRUNCHATHUDDD*

[BRUTAL FRICKING HEAD DROP POP]

JI: WHAT A HALF NELSON SUPLEX!

DH: This makes me so happy to see such quality head dropping and know that Roy Harper can not see any of it.

[Villa Lobos convulses on the canvas while Cyborg King scrambles to his feet and up the nearest turnbuckles and he FLIES through the air!]

*LEAP*

*THUDD* *THUDD*

*BOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: ONE TWO ROBOT PUNCH BY NOT OK BOSS!

DH: The cruelty of having the move you innovated used against you.

[Not OK Boss cackles for a moment then pulls up a DAZED Villa Lobos before scooping him up and...]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOMTHUDDD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Not OK Boss just hit the ROBOT DRIVER on Villa Lobos!

DH: The Robots ARE going to win it, Jose!

[As the crowd REELS in SHOCK at what is unfolding, Mary Sue alerts Professor Where to what is happening in the ring. Maverick Jr kicks at Kacji Mech-1 before motioning for Where to go help their partner and with that.. Where SPRINTS for the ring with Mary Sue, chair in hand, following behind him!]

JI: OH! But here comes Professor Where!

DH: Woah!

[As the King of all Robots begins pulling Cyborg King to his feet the new Professor Where slides into the ring and LEAPS into the air and nails a HIGH KNEE on Not OK Boss!]

[WOAH THE NEW KICK ASS PROFESSOR WHERE ATTACKING THE ROBOT SCUM POP]

JI: AND HE'S TAKING IT TO NOT OK BOSS!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Not OK Boss stumbles from the blow but then begins cackling again. Where makes for another strike of some kind when the King of all Robots surprises him with a BURST of speed and...]

*BLASSSTTTT*

*SMACKACKOWWW*

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY STIFFNESS MOLY POP]

DH: WOW!

JI: What a ROARING ELBOW by Not OK Boss!

DH: He BLASTED him with it, Jose!

[Mary Sue is STUNNED outside the ring at the sight of Where floored by the blow. Meanwhile in the ring Cyborg King gets to his feet and starts to charge when ... ]

*THRUSH*

*SMACKAKOWW*

[AEIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: SAVATE KICK by Not OK Boss!

DH: He caught him FLUSH, Jose!

[Cyborg King staggers into the ropes, dazed and loopy from the kick. But the fans...]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORNG KING!

JI: Listen to these fans, Diego!

DH: Hard NOT to hear them, Jose! My ears will be RINGING when this night is over!

[Cyborg King hears the fans and tries to muster up a fight but eats a HARD elbow before being scooped up in the arms of the King of All Robots, who stops and looks out at the fans...]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

[Not OK Boss listens for a moment before...]

*HEAVE*

*BOOMSHOCKALOCKABOOM*

*THUDDD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: NOT OK DRIVER! He just PLANTED Cyborg King with the NOT OK DRIVER!

DH: That has to be it, Jose! IT IS OVER! THE ROBOTS SHALL RULE US!

[WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE LIKE A DALEK BLOWING UP FROM SOMETHING YOU SCUMB BAG BOT BOOS]

[Not OK Boss looks over at the masked official who is still a bit frightened by what he has been watching and then he throws his head back as he stands up and over the fallen bodies of Villa Lobos and Cyborg King.]

NOKB: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU BOOS]

JI: The Robot Kingdom have enjoyed every advantage in this match but one has to wonder if this hubris of not going for the pin will come back to haunt them!

DH: Maybe, YOW!

[The crowd ERUPTS IN CHEERS as Professor Where is back on his feet and attacking the King of all Robots!]

JI: Professor Where is up and ALL OVER Not OK Boss!

DH: I am not sure if this is smart or foolish yet.

[Mary Sue at ringside watches with a mix of excitement and concern as Where unloads with strikes on Not OK Boss. The king of all robots takes the blows for some moments before..]

*SMACKACRACKAKOWW*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: What a HEADBUTT by Not OK Boss!

DH: It was foolish after all!

[Where is REELING from the headbutt and then he is grabbed from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDDADOOOM*

[OH THAT WAS F-ING BRUTAL HEAD DROP POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! What an ONI-PLEX by Not OK Boss!

DH: He is pulling out Tamashi Oni moves now?! THE ROBOTS CAN DO ANYTHING AIEEEEEEE!

[Professor Where is in a BAD way after that drop on his head from the half nelson, half tiger suplex and Mary Sue is WAAAYYY concerned now! Especially with Not OK Boss cackling and stalking slowly up to her charge!]

JI: I don't like the body language I'm seeing from Not OK Boss...

DH: Robot movements are kind of creepy.

JI: No, I mean.. There are bad intentions in his movements.

DH: There is nothing BUT bad intentions in everything he does, Jose!

[Suddenly Not OK Boss quickly reaches down and pulls Professor Where up to his feet before scooping him up and...]

[OH MY GOD NOT THIS NOT LUCHA LIBRE DEATH OH NO SHOCK POP]

JI: NO! HE'S SETTING UP FOR EL MARTINETE!

DH: Adios, new Professor Where!

[A look of total PANIC comes over Mary Sue and without thinking she scrambles into the ring..]

DH: What the?!

JI: Mary Sue! She's..

[Chair in hand, Mary charges behind the king of all robots and lifts the chair into the air and...]

*CRACK*

[OH MY HOLY MOLY IS THIS HAPPENING WOAH POP]

JI: SHE HIT NOT OK BOSS WITH THE CHAIR!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Not OK Boss releases Where and then slowly turns around and points his visor eyes towards the now frightened Mary Sue!]

JI: Oh no... This is not good.

DH: Yikes!

[Not OK Boss begins CACKLING once again as he takes slow steps towards the trembling Mary Sue. Her eyes are first wide with shock but the more he cackles her eyes change. An ANGER comes over them and she lifts her chair into the air and...]

*CRACK*

[OMG HOLY MOLY THIS IS TOTALLY HAPPENING POP]

JI: SHE HIT HIM AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR!

DH: She better not STOP hitting him with the chair or she may meet a horrible fate here, Jose!

[The king of all robots stumbles from the second chair shot but then catches himself and starts his DAMNED cackling again! RAGE comes over Mary's face as the cackling king of all robots moves towards her.]

Mary Sue: STOP LAUGHING!

*CRACKAKOW*

[HOLY DENTED IN STEEL CHAIRS DANG POP]

JI: A THIRD chair shot!

DH: WOW WOW WOW!

[Not OK Boss staggers and nearly drops to a knee but manages to stay on his feet. He wobbles a moment before resuming his CACKLING and advancing towards Mary Sue, who GROWLS before lifting the dented chair into the air and...]

*CRACKK*

[HOLY HOT DAMN-]

*CRACK* *CRACK*

[OH MY HOT SAUCE CRUSHED RED PEPPER AND PIZZA MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! THREE SHOTS ONE AFTER ANOTHER THAT TIME!

DH: THIS IS INSANE, JOSE!

[The VL Arena are ALL ON THEIR FEET and LOSING THEIR MINDS as Not OK Boss drops down to one knee before popping back up to his feet and stumbling around and into the ropes! Mary TREMBLES with aggression that is INCREASED because the king of all robots starts up his annoying CACKLING once again! Mary Sue does not respond well, she CHARGES with the dented in chair and..]

*SMACKACRACKAKOW*

*TUMBLE*

[OH MY GOD THIS FREAKIN SCUM BAG ROBOT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE HOLY MOLY SUPER POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE!! That shot to the chest sent Not OK Boss over the ropes!

DH: But he landed on the apron and... Oh boy...

[The camera crew gets a shot of a table, the one that R-Dos set up outside the ring earlier, below and behind Not OK Boss who is only wobbly legs as he stands on the apron. A grip on the top rope aiding in his upright position and of course..]

NOKB: Bwhahahahahha.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mary's eyes are IMPOSSIBLY wide in the face of the never ending cackling until she has enough.]

Mary Sue: SHUT UP!

*BLASTTT*

*CRACKKASMACKAKOWW*

*FALL*

*BOOMCRASHATHUDDASMASHABOOMCRASHDOOOMMMM*

[FINALLY OH MY GOD ALL OUR DREAMS AND PRAYERS ANSWERED THE ACCURSED SCUM BAG BASTARD ROBOT AND HIS DAMNED CACKLING IS FINALLY KILLED SHAKE THE RAFTERS AMAZING HUGE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!!

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Crowd: YOU ARE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOT OK! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOT OK! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

*KLANG*

[Mary Sue THROWS the chair down onto the WRECKAGE of the table where Not OK Boss' KO'd body lays before falling to her knees, relieved.]

[MASSIVE APPRECIATION POP]

Crowd: GRACIAS! GRACIAS! GRACIAS! GRACIAS!

JI: This.... IS INCREDIBLE!

DH: We have NEVER seen anything like tonight, Jose!

JI: NEVER!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Professor Where, finally up, stumbles over to Mary and she JUMPS at first but once she sees it's the Professor she relaxes and allows him to help her up to her feet. They look over the ropes down at the wreckage when a figure stirs behind them..]

[OH MY GOD THIS IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN ALL IMAGINING POP]

JI: CYBORG KING!

DH: CY-FORCE!

[Cy01 and Cy02 slide into the ring from either side of the king of the cyborgs, who gives them looks before motioning towards Professor Where and they rush across the ring and..]

[YES LET THIS HAPPEN TAKE THIS TO THE ABSOLUTE NEXT LEVEL POP]

JI: THEY'RE JUMPING PROFESSOR WHERE FROM BEHIND!

[Cy-Force smash forearms across Where's back while Mary scrambles away and out of the ring. The cyborg minions drag Where out of the ring and brawl with him at ringside while Miguel Villa Lobos begins to stir inside the ring and Cyborg King... gets a smile on his face.]

JI: But... The partnership?! The.. The two rivals teaming together for the first time ever...?!

DH: There can be no friendships in war, Jose. Only temporary truces.

[Cyborg King motions to the fans as Villa Lobos struggles to his feet.]

[YES YES YES SI SI SI DO IT DO IT DO IT POP]

[Villa Lobos slowly spins around right into the arms of the Cyborg King who scoops him up and...]

*THUDDADOOOOMMMMM*

[YOUR SCREEN IS SHAKING AND SO ARE YOUR WINDOWS AND THE GOOD CHINA IT IS ALL IN DANGER OF SHATTERING BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVENESS AND VOLUME OF THIS OUT OF THIS WORLD CROWS POP]

JI: CYBORG DRIVER!!

DH: CARAMBA!

[With the crowd LOSING THEIR EVER LOVING MINDS Cyborg King scrambles for the cover and the referee who has done nothing but watch frightening carnage unfold is FINALLY called into action as he leaps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE THIS IS INCREDIBLE THE MOST AMAZING OH MY GOD UNREAL POP]

FR: The winners of this match and the FIRST EVER... VIVA LUCHA TRIOS CHAMPIONS... THE CYBORG KINGDOM!

[Mary Sue and Professor Where drop to their knees outside the ring while Cy-Force scramble into the ring and rush to their king before picking him up into the air and he pumps his fists upwards in victory.]

[SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE FOR THIS MOMENT THIS IS EVERYTHING POP]

JI: THEY HAVE DONE IT! The Robot Kingdom had the numbers. The Human Race had the surprise of a new Professor Where but no matter what.. The Cyborg Kingdom NEVER gave up and now they are our first ever Trios Champions!

DH: Looks like that moment did come back to cost the robots who are not our new overlords after all.

[The Tokyo Drone Army and Instruments of Destruction pull the lifeless body of their king, Not OK Boss, from the wreckage of the table and drag him up the ramp to the back while Maverick Jr and Where carry a KO'd Villa Lobos with them and Mary Sue, crying tears of frustration, follows behind.]

DH: But where are the belts, Jose?

JI: Ah.. I don't kno-

*SWOOSH*

[WOAH POP]

[The office door of Viva Lucha's boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, flies open and out walks a VERY happy el jefe holding a large black duffle bag. The boss climbs into the ring and the Cyborg Kingdom pause their celebrations, putting Cyborg King back on his feet, and they watch the boss.]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

[EGC opens the bag and then pulls out three of the MOST AWESOME KICK ASS TITLE BELTS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!]

[OH MY GOD ARE THESE INCREDIBLY KICK ASS AWESOME TITLE BELTS REALLY REALLY REAL? HOLY MOLY POP]

DH: WOAH!

JI: Those belts are BEAUTIFUL!

DH: Incredible!

[The boss hands the belts to the Cyborg Kingdom and then applauds them and the new champs RAISE THE BELTS HIGH INTO THE AIR!]

[EARTH SHAKING MASSIVE HOLY MOLY PROPER NEW CHAMPS WHO ARE OUR FAVORITES POP]

JI: What a MOMENT! What a NIGHT! We have seen history made AGAIN tonight! And there is still one match left to come!

DH: And even MORE history awaits!

[We get one last look at the Cyborg Kingdom with their newly won Viva Lucha Trios Championship belts, and the crowd MARKING OUT LIKE ABSOLUTE MANIACS, before we cut to backstage inside the VL Arena where we see Anna Williams, from the Class of 2010, dressed in a black "Class of 2010" with Texas red, white & blue font and designer jeans, looking at a vending machine. She weighing her choices carefully.]

AW: Do I want a Twix or do I want some peanut M&M's?

[She stares into the eye of the hurricane that is vending machine choices and then grabs her chin.]

AW: What about Doritos? I haven't had Doritos since...

[She makes a disgusted face.]

AW: Ewww! No! I'll never eat Doritos again after Uncle Pablo made that joke about the dots being mouse droppings! BLEGH!

[She closes her eyes as she shakes her head, trying to make the awful mental imagery disappear before opening her eyes once again and tapping the glass of the vending machine with a finger.]

*TAP*

*TAP*

*TAP*

AW: Speak to me. Tell me what I want. Speak. To. Me.

"Hey there honey buns!"

[Sliding onto the scene is none other than former PVW Television Champion and the original International Fighting Champion... the Masked Maniac!]

MM: I know ... I take your breathe away.

[Anna looks at him as if he is covered in cooties and boogers and takes a small step away with a "something stinks" expression on her face.]

AW: Uh.. Are you OK, sir? Are you like suffering from a stroke under that mask or something?

MM: Playing hard to get, eh?

[Anna is NOT feeling the vibes that the Masked Bro is putting out there and she motions to the vending machine.]

AW: You can go ahead and use the vending machine ahead of me if that's what this is about.

[Maniac shakes his head before attempting to strike a studly pose.]

MM: Only, If I can get an order of you to go.

[Williams has an incredulous but somewhat bemused expression on her face. She chuckles and then jabs a thumb at the vending machine.]

AW: I really shouldn't humor you but maybe you can help me decide something. If you had a choice between a Twix or peanut M&M's, which would you choose?

[Maniac's demeanor changes and he begins stroking his masked chin as he stares inside the vending machine.]

MM: Girl, speaking of all this sugar.   Did you sit in a pile of sugar?  

[Maniac pauses for affect.]

MM: Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!  

[Maniac just assumes his pickup line is working.]

MM: I know ... You don't have to tell me.   You don't have to pick between Twix or M&M's with the Maniac,  You get the whole package.

[As Anna rolls her eyes we pan past them to a wall on the other side of the room where we see Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Valerie Bloom and Harriett Morrison, collectively known as the Class of 2010, dressed in their "Class of 2010" hoodies and watching their team mate talk with the Masked Maniac with concern on their faces.]

JT: I do not like this man talking to Anna. I feel our boss would not like this.

[Teresa nods intensely.]

TV: If he moves closer towards her we should all jump him.

JT: I think it would take only Harriett and I to deal with him.

*POP*

*POP*

[Harriett begins popping her knuckles.]

HM: Just give me the word.

[Valerie shakes her head and makes an annoyed face.]

VB: Wait a minute! So let's get this straight...

[They all look at the beautiful Valerie as she rubs the temples of her forehead.]

VB: We have to be bodyguards for Anna ALL the time now? It wasn't just for that one night because the job her Aunt needed her to do?

[Juno and Teresa nod their heads very solemnly.]

JT: Boss was very clear.

TV: Stephanie wants Anna protected at all times. At all costs.

[Valerie makes an incredulous face.]

VB: Why?! If she doesn't want Anna getting hurt why doesn't she tell her to stop wrestling?!

[They all look at Valerie as if she spit on their parents.]

HM: Don't say that!

JT: The Class of 2010 wouldn't be the same without Anna!

TV: Anna is essential!

[Valerie's eyes go wide and wild.]

VB: Have all of you lost your minds?! Anna and me are the most expendable parts of the team wrestling wise!

[They are taken aback by this.]

JT: Valerie?! This is not true!

HM: You are NEVER expendable, Val!

[Valerie narrows her eyes at Harriett.]

VB: I know why YOU think that, Harriett.. And hey..

[Bloom points to herself.]

VB: I'm not saying that I'm not the HAWTEST member of the team! Of course I am!

[Valerie throws her hair back and flashes a confident smile and the camera doesn't lie: She IS really, really beautiful. Jaw droppingly so, even!]

VB: And I'm not saying I don't want Anna with us and I'm not saying I want to leave. But it doesn't change the truth...

[Valerie sighs.]

VB: Harriett's strong and a great brawler. Teresa's fantastic at submissions and is from the other side of the same wrestling dynasty family as Anna. Juno is the best and the strongest of us all.

[Bloom motions across the room towards Anna.]

VB: Anna is alright. She's decent. She's got good fire in the ring. If she didn't have a famous aunt and uncle I am not sure she would be where she is.

[She flashes a sad smile.]

VB: And I'm the weakest of us all. All I am is gorgeous. And I'm fine with that. I know my place. That's why I think this is crazy! The three of you are going to hurt your careers to protect Anna?!

[Bloom points to her face.]

VB: I'm going to risk THIS face when Anna could just as easily be on the sidelines like I am?

[Harriett shakes her head.]

HM: You can't risk your face, Val!

[Valerie narrows her eyes at Harriett.]

VB: You just calm down.

[Bloom flashes a smile then throws her hands up in the air.]

VB: But whatever, right?! Our boss tells us to protect Anna and we drop everything and do what she says. Who cares about any ambitions we all had for this group?! Who cares about trophies and championships, right? I don't even get what brought about the change of heart in our boss!

[Valerie shrugs.]

VB: She used to call Anna the "Shame of the family" and all of that. What changed?

[Bloom motions towards Teresa.]

VB: Why aren't they making a big deal to protect you? You're part of the same family!

[Villa smiles.]

TV: I can take care of myself and also.. I am more distantly related. And it is on the side of the husband, not on the side of our boss. But you are missing some points, Valerie.

VB: Enlighten me, then!

TV: Our paydays have gone up now because of what we are being asked to do. And Anna is not just part of any team.

[Juno nods.]

JT: She is part of OUR team. And we stick together, no matter what.

[They all look at Juno, their captain, with emotional eyes.]

JT: Now, let us go rescue Anna. That creepy guy is trying to give her money and I can not tell if she is laughing or crying from fear.

[Harriett pops her knuckles again.]

HM: It's clobbering time!

[The four of them walk across the room, and off screen. We hear awful sounds as if many fists and boots are hitting meat and bone and we hear a grown man crying in agony before we cut away to two men in the locker room.  One of them- clean-cut man in his early 20’s with short hair- is lacing up his boots.  It’s Viva Lucha wrestler, Terry Adams.  He’s shaking his head as he checks the laces on his boots.]

TA:  Counted out while crowd surfing?  That’s a new one to me.

[We pan over to see who he’s talking to... a man who just so happens to be hanging upside down from the ceiling...

...somehow wearing a gravity defying beer hat...

...while drinking what we can only assume is cherry Koolaid.

One “Overkill” Joey Malone.]

OJM: Somehow I ended up in the Gulf of Mexico. Good times, man.

TA:  Hey- were they true?  The tales I heard about the MBC?  The Pee Wee Hockey League?  The guy in the Pope Hat?  The hamster?

[Malone puts a finger to his chin and goes a bit glassy eyed (more so than usual) and stares off into the distance.]

OJM: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack zeppelins on fire off the shoulder of Interstate 30 in Dallas. I watched Thighmasters glitter in the dark near the south entrance gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[After a moment of awkward silence...]

TA: So, all that happened in the MBC?

OJM: Oh, that was just a Tuesday in the MBC.

[Malone flips over and down, crashing hard onto the ground. But he hops up as if nothing went wrong.]

OJM: Imagine the MBC like a moshpit with everyone in hamster balls. And foam. Like, lots of it.

TA: I... don't get it.

OJM: You know, somedays... neither do I.

[Malone smiles and smacks Terry on the arm.]

OJM: But what would the fun be in knowing what we're doing and where we're going. Am I right?

TA:  I’d like to know enough to hear the words, ‘And here is your winner, TERRY ADAMS!’.  Hasn’t happened in Viva Lucha yet.  [Terry shakes his head]  Just gotta keep trying, right?

OJM: One of these days, the announcer can say "And now in the ring..."

TA:  Who’s your next opponent?

OJM: That depends on who you talk to. Some would say my next opponent is who it always has been: myself. According to others: society. According to PETA: eating meat. In Viva Lucha... I don't really remember. How about you?

TA:  They haven’t said yet.

OJM:  Have you tried asking Mrs. Sanchez?

TA:  The traveling secretary?  Yeah- I even tried bribing with some cookies.  No dice.  Something’s planned, and I’ve been told to be on time, but I don’t know for what match yet.  [Thinking it over]  Maybe they need lumberjacks.

OJM: That sounds somewhat familiar.

TA: Something being planned and for us to be on time?

OJM: Yeah, that too. I was thinking more of the cookies. But, nevermind that. We're here on time. We may have a match. We may not. But we're here. Let's enjoy it! Viva Luciano!

TA: Viva Lucha?

OJM: That too!

[Fade to the announce table where we see Jose and Diego and they look like they have seen some things already tonight!]

JI: Welcome back and ... So much has happened tonight!

DH: Has it ever!

JI: The Goblin Queen won the JPWF Women's World Championship. The Cyborg Kingdom are the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions after... an INSANE match!

DH: Verdad!

JI: And now.. Now amigos it is time for the grand finale. It's time for the MAIN EVENT! Let's to go Fernando.

[We cut to the ring where we see the horribly dressed Fernando Rodriguez and we also see Viva Lucha boss, Emaneul Gonzalo Carranza, standing next to him. EGC has that duffle bag and a wicked smile.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen... The following contest is a FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH!

[MASSIVE POP]

FR: And it is for... THE VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

[MAIN EVENT TIME HOLY MOLY POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and the crowd JUMPS TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: Introducing first, from San Jose, Costa Rica... Here is... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[The masked PCZ runs out onto the entrance ramp then stops, looks out at the crowd before patting the Costa Rigan flag tattoo over his heart and throwing his arms into the air.]

PCZ: PURA VIDA!

[HUGE POP]

[As he makes his way to the ring we spy something in his right hand.]

JI: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora was in our first ever main event here in Viva Lucha when he challenged Senor Cloak Dos for the International Light Heavyweight Championship. Recently he has turned up the aggression as was evident when he defeated Vampiro Suarez to win a Carranza Coin and earn a spot in this match.

DH: Meh. Unless he can win the big one I will not be impressed with crocodile boy.

[PCZ climbs into the ring and Carranza holds out his hand with a big smile. Zarzamora looks at his right hand and then hands his Carranza Coin over to el jefe.]

JI: Tonight they all are literally paying their way into this match.

DH: But the potential return will be HISTORY, Jose!

[Zarzamora goes to a corner and waits as his music fades and a teenaged boy dressed in a robe of red walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a drum attached to him. He begins drumming and as he does so, three more teen aged boys and three teen aged girls, all dressed in red robes, walk out and begin singing "God Save The Queen"!]

[THE CHOIR ARE BACK HOLY MOLY POP]

FR: And his opponent.. From the United Kingdom... Here is... "THE DUKE"... WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[The cheers for the choir turn into BOOS as the arrogant William Philips walks out onto the entrance ramp, with his Monarchy team mates Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor following behind him.]

JI: The Duke was involved in the very first match in Viva Lucha history and here he is, on our biggest show ever, ready to fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship.

DH: He put down that drunkard, Rey Diablo Loco, to earn his rightful spot in this match, Jose.

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is SOBER, Diego!

DH: Sure. You keep pushing that narrative, Jose.

[The trio make their way to the ring. Phillips produces his Carranza Coin and hands it over to el jefe, who chuckles and nods his head. The Duke goes to a corner with his partners and they derisively laugh at PCZ.]

JI: I am not sure why he has his Monarchy partners. This will not be a no DQ match like our previous match.

DH: They are just here for moral support, Jose. I know you have no loyal fan base to give you moral support but it helps in doing a job well.

[The choir finish then walk to the back and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), plays over the PA and fans.. LEAP TO THEIR FEET INSTANTLY MARKING OUT LIKE NUTS!]

FR: And their opponent... From Parts Unknown.. Here is the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion.... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[Decked out in his cherry colored hooded cloak and his black mask with cherry eye visors and cherry "SCII" on the forehead as well as black tights with cherry colored ring boots, SCD walks out onto the entrance ramp and motions to the fans.]

[OH MY GOD OUR OTHER HERO HOLY MOLY SUPER DUPER SHAKE THE SCREEN POP]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos takes in the LOVE and nods his head and pumps a fist in the air before making his way to the ring, handing out high fives, warm embraces and touching his masked head to the fans who are wearing replica masks of his mask.]

JI: Quite simply one of the BIGGEST stars in the world of professional wrestling today! A star in PVW, Fighting Spirit, in Mexico for our parent company TLL and for two years the holder of the International Light Heavyweight Championship!

DH: That is cute, Jose, but this is not about his belt tonight or any of the places he has been popular with the unwashed masses.

[SCD hops into the ring motions to the fans before turning to Carranza and handing him his Carranza Coin. EGC looks at the coin and nods his head with an evil smirk.]

JI: Dos defeated el Profe de Monsturoso the third to earn his Carranza Coin.

DH: And sadly he defeated him again recently with much higher stakes.

JI: Indeed, at our parent company's Year End Fiesta show at Arena Mexico, SCD defeated el Profe in a match where their masks where on the line.

DH: A tragedy that this goody goody gets lucky in one match and keeps his mask while a wonderful rudo like el Profe no longer has his.

[Dos goes over and shakes hands with PCZ before going to another corner and waiting.]

JI: Just one participant left.

DH: He is not just any participant either, Jose!

[A GONG sounds out and the atmosphere changes INSTANTLY inside the VL Arena! Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10 ), and the fans are ON THEIR FEET!]

FR: And their opponent... Here is... FURY!

[Chills go down viewers spines as the MASSIVE engine of TOTAL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, Fury, stomps out onto the entrance way, clutching his Carranza Coin in his right hand, and begins stomping towards the ring!]

JI: No one has left a trail of destruction in Viva Lucha like this man has! Every opponent he has faced he has sent to the hospital. His destruction of the first Professor Where to win his place in this match via a Carranza Coin was easily the most brutal beating we have seen not just here in Viva Lucha... The most brutal beating we have seen ANYWHERE in ANY promotion in our sport! Quite simply, this is the most DANGEROUS professional wrestler on the face of the planet!

DH: Completely agree, Jose.

[As Fury storms into the ring, William Phillips looks VERY alarmed at the massive beast while SCD and PCZ watch carefully from their corners. Carranza looks nervous as the monster walks up to him but the smile returns on his face when Fury produces his Carranza Coin and places it into the boss' hands. EGC gives a BIG smile to the behemoth and then pockets all four Carranza Coins as Fury goes to his own corner.]

JI: We are just MOMENTS away now from our main event starting and seeing a Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion crowned for the first time ever!

DH: No, Jose. We are moments away from watching that monster, Fury, DESTROY three other men to become our first and possibly ONLY champion because I can not imagine anyone ever able to stand up to this man!

[The black masked referee climbs into the ring and Carranza reaches into the duffle bag and with a PROUD smile pulls out... THE MOST AWESOME LOOKING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT POSSIBLY OF ALL FRIGGIN' TIMES!]

[HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE A TITLE BELT EVEN COOLER LOOKING THAN THE TRIOS TITLE BELTS EARLIER HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: FANTASTICO!

[Carranza, his face seemingly just a giant smile, holds up the AMAZING looking belt before handing it to the referee and making his way out of the ring. Phillips can't take his eyes off the belt and neither can PCZ. Dos gives it a look then does the sign of the cross in his corner. And Fury...]

"RARRRRGH"

[AIEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE POP]

JI: Fury is ROARING!

DH: I think he is READY to claim his prize, Jose!

[Indeed, Fury STOMPS out of his corner to the middle of the ring while a very FRIGHTENED referee hands the belt to an exiting Fernando. Fury looks around at his opponents and then ROARS again and BECKONS them to take him on!]

[OH MY STARS AND GIRDERS HOLY MOLY POP]

[Dos and PCZ glance at one another back and forth then nod their heads and they charge out at once...]

DH: HERE WE GO!

*DING*

********************************************************** Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship Decision Match: [Four Way Elimination Rules]

Tecnico: Señor Dos Cloak

vs

Rudo: "The Duke" William Phillips

vs

Tecnico: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora

vs

Rudo: Fury **********************************************************

[SCD & PCZ hit STEREO DROPKICKS on the monster who barely budges and the crowd LOSES THEIR MINDS!]

JI: AND THE MAIN EVENT TO DETERMINE OUR FIRST EVER VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS OFFICIALLY UNDER WAY!!

DH: At least I will not hear that again tonight!

[The two masked men scramble to their feet and check each other before popping to their feet and charging at the much larger masked man, Fury. Fury ROARS as he also charges towards them and goes for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE...]

*DUCK*

[HUGE POP]

[Both masked men avoid the clotheslines! Dos turns to William Phillips and starts a dialogue..]

DH: What is happening here?

JI: Dos is asking Phillips to work with them against Fury!

DH: Is this unprecedented team up night?!

[The Duke is HORRIFIED at this suggestion and shakes his head before rolling out of the ring. A ROAR from the other side of the ring alerts SCD and PCZ of the coming Fury and both small men scramble out of the way of his attack! PCZ leaps onto the top rope and springboards with a DROPKICK towards Fury..]

*SWAT*

[OH HOLY MOLY DAMN POP]

JI: Fury SWATTED PCZ out of the air!

DH: I suspect we are all gnats to Fury!

[PCZ tries to scramble to his feet but Fury is rearing back about to drop a HAMMER blow onto the Costa Rican but ...]

*SPRINT*

*TACKLE*

[WOAH HOLY MOLY RESCUE POP]

JI: SCD JUST TACKLED PCZ OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT BLOW BY FURY!

DH: Is this not kind of dumb though, Jose? If he lets Fury destroy PCZ that is one less opponent Dos has to worry about.

JI: I think the idea is that none of them have a chance against Fury unless they work together.

[William Phillips huddles with his Monarchy team mates as they watch what is unfolding in the ring. Dos and Zarzamora roll up to their feet, scrambling to be prepared for whatever may come next. Fury turns towards them and the two masked men nod before preparing to charge when..]

*GRAB*

*TRIP*

*PULL*

[WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING SUPER SHOCKED POP]

JI: William Phillips just PULLED Senor Cloak Dos out of the ring!

DH: WOW!

[SCD tries to talk Phillips out of what he's doing but is soon DECKED via a STIFF European Uppercut by the Englishman! PCZ is momentarily distracted by what is happening to Dos and that is a mistake because Fury is on him, spins him around and... ]

*SMACKCRNCH*

*THUDD*

[SUPER DUPER UNREAL STIFFNESS POP]

JI: WHAT A CLUBBING FOREARM!

DH: He knocked crocodile boy silly!

[Zarzamora flies into the ropes from the force of the blow before crumbling to the canvas! Fury ROARS and then begins STOMPING around the ring like a maniac! Then he rushes over and STOMPS the masked Costa Rican right in the middle of his chest!]

[THE MOST BRUTAL STOMP EVER POP]

JI: The POWER and BRUTALITY by Fury is UNREAL!

DH: It is SCARY!

[Outside the ring, Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor cheer on their captain, William Phillips, as he whips SCD towards the guard railing. But Dos HOPS onto the railing...]

[POP]

[And then RUNS the railing away from Phillips before hopping to the floor and leaping under the ropes and back inside the ring, much to the chagrin of Phillips!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Dos has given up trying to talk reason to Phillips and is coming back to aid his friend!

DH: Which ultimately is DUMB, Jose, because even if their plan to gang up on Fury worked they would then have to fight each other and the friendship would be ruined!

[Fury pulls up a dazed PCZ and prepares to go for a short arm clothesline but Dos rushes over and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK on the big man! Fury maintains his hold on the Costa Rican while barely budging from the dropkick and when Dos scrambles to his feet...]

*TOSS*

*WHAMMOTHUDDDD*

[SUPER DUPER UNREAL POWER DEAR GOD POP]

JI: Fury HIT SCD WITH PCZ!

DH: He just WHIPPED Crocodile boy like he was a chair or something!

[Dos and Zarzamora untangle and try to get to their feet while Fury ROARS and then turns his rage filled gaze directly at William Phillips outside the ring. The Duke's eyes grow WIDE with fear and he shakes his head at the behemoth.]

JI: It appears the Duke does not want any part of Fury.

DH: I understand his position and would flee from the match if it was me.

[SCD and PCZ huddle in a corner, working on a game plan, when Fury returns his attention towards them and CHARGES with a BODY SPLASH...]

[SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: They moved out of the way just in time!

[Phillips watches even more attentively from outside the ring while Fury spins out of the corner and gives chase after PCZ who leaps onto the top rope and leaps back...]

JI: SPRINGBOARD BACKWARDS HEAD-

*CRNCHSMASH*

*THUDD*

[OH DEAR GOD THE BRUTALITY AIEEEEE POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Fury PUNCHED Zarzamora in the back of the head!

DH: He was trying to put his FIST through the back to the front of his head, Jose!

[The masked Costa Rican rolls around holding his head in pain, meanwhile Dos hops over the ropes onto the ring apron and then hops onto the top rope preparing to springboard when..]

*REACH*

*SHAKE*

*TUMBLE*

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU BASTARD BOOS]

JI: WHAT IS HE DOING?!

DH: Striking when they least expect it!

[Phillips causes SCD to fall off the ropes and tumble onto the apron. From there the Duke pulls Dos to the floor outside and begins stomping away!]

[WE HATE YOU BOOS]

[In the ring Fury yanks PCZ to his feet and then wraps his massive arms around and begins to SQUEEZE! The Costa Rican SCREAMS out in pain!]

JI: Fury is CRUSHING Zarzamora with a bearhug!

DH: He can crack or break those ribs with this, Jose! It is no surprise crocodile boy is in all the pain he is in.

[As Fury CRUSHES PCZ with the bearhug in the ring, outside the ring Phillips sets up for a German suplex on the floor outside..]

*TOSS*

*FLIP*

[HUGE ESCAPE POP]

JI: Dos flips out of the German suplex attempt!

DH: Damned acrobat!

[Phillips and his Monarchy team mates are all stunned by SCD's escape but the International Light Heavyweight Champion doesn't linger, he hops onto the apron and then onto the top rope and...]

*FLIES*

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY OMEGA SUPREME POP]

JI: SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM BY DOS!

DH: WOW!

[Fury releases PCZ and spins around to face Dos. The luchador tries to scramble away but the monster grabs ahold of him and TOSSES him into a corner! The big man stays on top of his smaller opponent and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRUTALITY POP]

JI: Fury UNLOADING with shots to the body on SCD in the corner!

DH: That is what he gets for trying to play hero, Jose!

[William Phillips watches from outside the ring with a smile. PCZ struggles to his feet and notices his idol getting WRECKED in the corner! Zarzamora touches his "Viva! Vamanos! Arriba!" tattoo before getting to his feet and charging the corner...]

*THUDD*

[RESCUE HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Zarzamora with a DROPKICK to Fury!

DH: Pssh! Crocodile boy is as dumb as Dos is! Let Fury eliminate your competition!

[Fury spins out of the corner while SCD crumbles to the canvas. Zarzamora fires a chop to the chest of the monster who ignores the strike and lunges for the Costa Rican. PCZ dodges the grab and hops to the ropes and goes for a SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY PRESS...]

*CATCH*

[OH DANG DOOM POP]

JI: Oh boy..

[Dos hops to his feet and starts for Fury but the big masked man spins with PCZ in his grips and...]

*CRACK*

*THUDD*

[DANNNNNNNNG POP]

DH: HE USED CROCODILE BOY AS A WEAPON AGAIN!

JI: Yikes!

[The blow sends SCD flying through the ropes and tumbling to the floor outside! The Duke has been waiting for this and he and his team mates walk over and LAUGH down at the luchador. In the ring Fury charges a corner and...]

*CRUNCHHH*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: HE CRUSHED Zarzamora in the corner!

DH: I think, Jose...

[Fury lets PCZ fall to the canvas and then stomps around the ring.]

DH: It may be time to say adios to crocodile boy.

[Fury glares at the Costa Rican as he stomps over, yanks the masked man to his feet before hooking him and...]

*THUDDCRACKATHUNDERDOOOMMM*

[OH MY GOD SUPER BRUTAL HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: THE NEW MARTINETE!!

DH: Adios!

[Fury covers PCZ and the black masked referee leaps into position...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[ELIMINATION POP]

JI: WOW!

FR: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora has been.. ELIMINATED!

[The referee rolls the KO'd PCZ out of the ring while Fury gets to his feet and ROARS! Outside the ring, SCD shakes his head as he pulls himself up to his feet. The behemoth stops his stomping then looks directly at SCD and Phillips and motions for them to come into the ring.]

[OH HELL NO POP]

JI: Fury has eliminated PCZ and now he wants SCD and Phillips to join him in the ring.

DH: I know Dos is too stupid to do such a thing but if I was the Duke I would turn around and run for my life and never step into that ring.

[Phillips does a really hard GULP and then looks over at his Monarchy mates who shake their head "NO" at their captain. Dos sighs and turns to Phillips and begins a dialogue once more but Phillips surprises the luchador by GRABBING him and rolling him under the ropes and into the ring!]

[OH YOU LIMEY BASTARD BOOS]

JI: Phillips just threw SCD to Fury!

DH: Well, it will get rid of one more opponent but his major problem will still be there.

[Dos scrambles to his feet but Fury already has a hold of him and tosses the luchador over his shoulder and then turns towards the middle of the ring and charges... But before he can hit the powerslam, Dos slides out of his grasp and behind him!]

[HUGE POP]

[Fury spins around right into a LOW DROPKICK by the International Light Heavyweight champion that connects on the big man's left knee!]

[MASSIVE POP]

[The masked monster hobbles for a moment before turning raging eyes at SCD. Dos scrambles up to his feet and runs for the ropes. Fury ROARS as he goes for a clothesline...]

*DUCK*

[BIG POP]

[Dos dodges the blow and runs at the ropes, bounces and charges again and Fury spins around and throws another clothesline...]

*DUCK*

[BIG PO-]

*FLIES*

*CRASHATHUDDDD*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SUPER DUPER DIVE POP]

JI: TOPE SUICIDA! TOPE SUICIDAAAAAAAAA!!!

DH: WOW!

[As the fans GO SUPER DUPER NUTS, SCD hit a suicide dive on William Phillips and his team mates outside the ring! The luchador quickly scrambles on top of Phillips and begins talking to him once again.]

DH: The hell?!

JI: He is making the case for working together against Fury once more!

DH: That is NOT how the Duke does things, Jose! He is not going to work with a masked man!

[Phillips is NOT pleased at Dos for diving onto him but this is all moot because Fury climbs out of the ring and everyone FREAKS OUT!]

[OH HOLY MOLY Y'ALL BETTER RUN POP]

DH: AIEEEE!

JI: Oh My!

[Dos and Phillips scramble to their feet in a FLASH and they both RUN AWAY from the chasing Fury! Both men slide under the ropes and back inside the ring and as they get to their feet Dos pleads to Phillips again. The Duke looks from the luchador to the masked embodiment of DESTRUCTION climbing back into the ring and then he nods at Dos and the two men.. CHARGE AT FURY!!!]

[NO FREAKING AWAY ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE TEAM UP IN ONE NIGHT HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[Dos, the fastest, sprints ahead and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK! This slows Fury down enough for Phillips to charge in with a FOREARM shot to the head!]

[THEY ARE REALLY WORKING TOGETHER POP]

JI: UNBELIEVABLE!

[Fury backs up a moment then LUNGES for both men but they dodge past him and as the monster spins around Dos hits ANOTHER low dropkick to his left knee!]

[HUGE POP]

[Fury HOBBLES while Raging and then..]

*CRNKKK*

[WOWZA POP]

JI: A LOW KNEE by Phillips to Fury's left knee...

*DROP*

[NO FREAKING WAY POP]

JI: FURY HAS DROPPED TO ONE KNEE!

DH: INCREDIBLE!!!

[The VL Arena... FREAKS THE LIVING FUCK OUT BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THIS BEFORE EVER POP!!! SCD scrambles up a corner and takes off... AND THE FANS FREAK OUT ONCE AGAIN because the luchador hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Fury nearly falls over but stops himself with his hands. That's when the Duke jumps in and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT WE ARE CHEERING OUR ASSES OFF RIGHT NOW FOR A MEMBER OF MONARCHY HOLY F-ING MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: PHILLIPS! MULTIPLE KNEE LIFTS TO THE CHEST OF FURY!!

DH: WE ARE IN LOCO TOWN, JOSE! LOCOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury pushes himself up to his feet but STUMBLES backwards into a corner! The crowd is LOSING THEIR MINDS MARKING OUT!!! Then the Duke calls out to Dos and sets up for something.. The luchador nods and SPRINTS at the Englishman.. Who CATCHES Dos and....]

*TOSS*

*FLIES*

*CRACKAKOWWWW*

[OMG OMG OMG OMG MIND EXPLOSIONS MARK OUT THE RAVIOLI SPAZOLLI MANIA F-BOMB NUCLEAR BOMB ELECTRIC GUITAR THUNDER POP]

JI: ASSISTED FLYING SHINING WIZARD BY DOS ON FURY!!

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[The VL Arena is SERIOUSLY FREAKING THE FUDGE OUT as Fury's legs buckle and he hangs down from the blow! As Dos gets to his feet, Phillips calls out for another double team. The luchador nods and allows the Duke to grab him fromb ehind and lift him up into the air... But a chuckle from the Englishman signals something is off and...]

*THUDDDDDDADOOOM*

[WHAT THE HOLY MOLY BETRAYALS POP]

JI: WHAT IS PHILLIPS DOING?!!

DH: WOW!

JI: He PLANTED Dos with that German suplex!

DH: But... They had Fury on the ropes! I was starting to see the logic behind them teaming up!

[SUPER DUPER OH YOU SCUM BAG TRAITOR BOOS]

[The Duke chuckles as he watches SCD struggle to his feet. Dos tries to reason with the Monarchy member but Phillips grabs a hold of the luchador and...]

*TOSSS*

*THUDDD*

[HEAD DROPPING POP]

JI: Exploder suplex!

DH: I would take this moment to get shots in on Roy Harper but... This is a mistake, Jose!

[SUPER SUN SEARING INTENSE BOOS]

JI: I think everyone is with you on that, Diego.

[SCD struggles to his knees while once again pleading his case to a man who just isn't interested. But his tune changes slightly when he notices Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor are in a PANIC shouting to him. Phillips takes a HARD gulp before slowly turning around to see the BURNING VOLCANIC RAGE of Fury standing there and then...]

*SPIN*

*CRUNCHACRACKAKOWWWDOOOM*

[OH SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENLY FATHER SUCH TOTAL UTTER BRUTALITY SUPER STIFF POP]

JI: SPINNING BACKFIST!

DH: He tried to knock his HEAD off, Jose!

[Duke is glassy eyed but trying to roll towards the ropes, attempting escape but the behemoth grabs ahold of the Englishman's leg and drags him away from the ropes! Fury yanks Phillips up and grabs ahold of his foe's arm before...]

*SMACKACRACKAKOWWWW*

[THAT IS SERIOUSLY SCARY POWER POP]

JI: What a Short Arm Clothesline!

DH: I think the Duke may be KNOCKED OUT, Jose!

[SCD pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Fury and goes for a DROPKICK.. But Fury side steps out of the way and Dos WIPES OUT! The luchador tries to scramble to his feet but powerful large hands already have a hold of him and the monster Fury rears back before..]

*CRACKADOOOOM*

[OH SWEET GOD DANG POP]

JI: WHAT A HEADBUTT!

[The force sends SCD through the ropes and to the floor outside!]

DH: As much as it saddens me to say this, Jose.. I think it is about time to say adios to the Duke.

[Fury turns his attention to the nearly KO'd Englishman on the canvas and the large masked man reaches down and pulls the leader of Monarchy to his feet and hooks him before....]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOOOOMMMMMM*

[IT NEVER STOPS BEING IMPRESSIVE OR SCARY SUPER DUPER BRUTALITY POP]

JI: THE NEW MARTINETE!!!

DH: Good bye good sir.

[With Monarchy covering their faces outside the ring, Fury goes for the cover and the referee gets in position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[ELIMINATION POP]

FR: "The Duke" William Phillips has been... ELIMINATED!

[Senor Cloak Dos struggles to his feet outside the ring and shakes his masked head sadly while Ward and Taylor pull the KO'd Phillips out of the ring.]

JI: Now it's down to two. Either Senor Cloak Dos or Fury will be the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion.

DH: I know who my pesos are on, Jose.

[Ward and Taylor can't run FAST ENOUGH dragging their leader with them as Fury rolls out of the ring and comes after the last man standing in his way. The behemoth grabs the luchador and races towards a ring post and...]

*CRACK*

*THUDD*

[DEAR SWEET GOD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: Fury is NOT going to wait for Dos to get inside the ring!

DH: He may finish him outside the ring and just drag him inside to pin him, Jose.

[Dos stumbles down to his knees but massive hands grab ahold of him again and lift him to his feet while dragging him towards another ring post. With BRUTAL DISPLAY OF AGGRESSION Fury once again RAMS the luchador face first into a ring post! SCD bounces off the metal and stumbles to the floor, trying desperately to get away.]

JI: Senor Cloak Dos is in a fight for his very life at this moment!

DH: EVERY opponent is in a fight for his life against Fury, Jose!

[Fury yanks the smaller man up and then whips him towards the guard railing but...]

*LEAP*

[HUGE POP]

*FLIES*

*CRACKACRUNCHABOOM*

[JUMP TO THEIR FEET HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: SENOR CLOAK DOS! He just hit a BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT on Fury!

DH: CARAMBA! He connected FLUSH into the face!

[Fury STUMBLES while holding his face and the VL Arena... KIND OF MARKS OUT LIKE LITTLE FRICKING KIDS! Dos stumbles to his feet and staggers to a ring post where he tries to clear the cobwebs. Fury is PISSED and he shakes off the blow and charges at the luchador but...]

*CLANGACRACKASMACK*

[OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS HAPPENING TOTALLY UNREAL MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: DOS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Fury WIPED OUT on the ring post!

DH: How is this happening?!!

[Fury stumbles backwards and has to use the guard railing to keep from falling! Meanwhile SCD rolls back inside the ring and grabs the ropes to help pull himself up to his feet. Fury SNARLS as he spots the luchador in the ring but the smaller masked man SPRINTS to the ropes, bounces off and sprints across before...]

*FLIES*

*CRACKACRUNCHASMACKADOOOM*

[VOLCANO ERUPTION OF AWESOMENESS AND BLISS BURGERS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO IN THE EXPLODING SUN OF AMAZING AND FANTASTICO SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: BULLET TOPE SUICIDA HEADBUTT! BULLET TOPE SUICIDAAAA HEADBUTTTTAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The crowd is FUCKING LOSING THEIR MINDS after SCD PLOWED directly into Fury's face with that bullet style suicide diving headbutt! Fury is SERIOUSLY holding onto the railing to prevent himself from crashing to the floor while the luchador is holding his masked head while in a lot of pain but pushing himself to his feet. He rolls back inside the ring and then gets to his feet once again.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Fury stumbles away from the railing and towards the ring apron so SCD sprints off the ropes once again and...]

*FLIES*

*CARACKACARUNKADADOOOM*

[EARS ARE BLEEDING OH SO LOUD HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SUPER DUPER UNREAL IMPOSSIBLE REALITIES GIANT MASSIVE POP]

JI: A SECOND BULLET TOPE SUICIDA HEADBUTT! PLANCHAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

DH: HOW IS THIS LIFE RIGHT NOW? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury is down on ONE KNEE while holding his face and the crowd is GOING TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The luchador stumbles to his feet and quickly rolls under the ropes and back inside the ring. He grabs ahold of his head and trembles for a moment from the pain he is feeling before straightening himself out and hearing the fans..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: This crowd... THEY BELIEVE!

DH: But... It... It is impossible, Jose! There is no way this goody goody Dos can beat Fury!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD pumps a fist to the fans who GO WILD AND NUTS POPPING LIKE MANIACS and then he sprints off the ropes... Fury gets to his feet and the luchador...]

*FLIES*

*SMACKADOOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: FURY! HE SWATTED DOS OUT OF THE AIR WITH A CLUBBING BLOW!

DH: I KNEW IT! I told you it is impossible, Jose!

[Fury GROWLS before pulling the dazed luchador to his feet, hooking him and yanking him high into the air before...]

*CRACKACRUNCHADOOOOOM*

[OH DEAR GOD SWEET MERCIFUL FATHER IN HEAVEN SUCH BRUTALITY POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS! Fury POWERBOMBED Dos ONTO THE RINGPOST!

DH: Take that delusional goody goody hopes and dreams!

[SCD rolls around in PAIN while Fury STOMPS around the ringside area. The black masked referee considers starting a count but thinks better of it and just goes back to a corner. The masked behemoth yanks Dos up to his feet and rolls him under the ropes and back inside the ring before following in after him. Dos struggles to his knees when Fury grabs him by BOTH SIDES OF HIS HEAD and YANKS the luchador up to his feet by his head!]

[OH SWEET GAWD THE BRUTALITY POP]

JI: Oh my God!

DH: This is about to get BAD, Jose.

[Fury then releases SCD's head only to...]

*CLAPP*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[HULK CLAP the luchador's head! Dos staggers down to the canvas but has no time to recover because Fury scrambles on top of him and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[OH THE HUMANITY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: Fury is UNLOADING those clubbing forearms down on SCD!

DH: Goody goody is trying to cover up and block the shots but it is doing him no good.

[Indeed the blows are SOOO hard and so unrelenting that the defense is nearly moot. The referee takes a deep breath and walks out of the corner and starts a count on Fury... But the monster stops his assault and shoots a DEATH GLARE at the official.. Who raises his hands into the air and goes back to a corner.]

[YOU SUCK REFEREE BOOS]

JI: We don't have very good referees it's true.

DH: Verdad.

[Dos tries to fire forearms up at Fury but the monster is unfazed and he rears back before...]

*BOOOMADOOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: BRUTAL headbutt!

DH: WOW! I bet Dos is bleeding under that mask now!

[Fury gets to his feet and drags the nearly KO'd luchador up with him. He tosses the smaller man onto his shoulders and runs towards the middle of the ring and...]

*BOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: RUNNING POWERSLAM!

DH: Such power and impact!

[Fury lets loose a ROAR as he pulls his opponent up to his feet and then he lifts the luchador HIGH into the air with a GORILLA PRESS! Fury then STOMPS around the ring, parading the luchador for all to see.]

[WHAT POWER POP]

[The monster makes a lap around the ring before heading to the middle of the ring and..]

*POP UP*

*CATCH*

*THUDDADOOOMMMM*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: Gorilla Press SAMOAN DROP! The impact... It was UNREAL!

DH: There is NO ONE as impressive or DANGEROUS as this man, Jose!

[Fury gets to his feet and RAGE SNORTS before running to the ropes and charging and leaping up....]

JI: BIG SPLASH!!!

*ROLL*

*THUDDD*

[STOP THE PRESSES LEAP TO OUR FEET SUPER DUPER THRASHAMANIAC INTO THE STARS MIND EXPLOSION POP]

DH: AIEEE!

JI: DOS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

[Uh, amigos? The VL Arena is... GOING ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: QUE?! How can they still HOPE that Dos can beat this impossible monster?!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: Because while there may not be a fighter as dangerous as Fury at the moment...

[Dos rolls to the ropes and grabs them and slowly pulls himself to his feet.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: There is also not a fighter on the planet who will NEVER give up like SENOR CLOAK DOS!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The luchador stumbles and staggers towards a corner while Fury RAGES while pushing himself to his feet. Dos grabs the ropes and hops up onto the top turnbuckle and faces towards the rampaging Fury before...]

*FLIES*

*BOOOMACRUNCHASMACKACRACKABOOOM*

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS YOUR SCREEN IS SWAYING BACK AND FORTH THE PLATES AND PICTURES ON YOUR WALLS ARE RATTLING AND POSSIBLY WE'RE ALL JUMPING UP AND DOWN BECAUSE IT'S A POP OF THAT EPIC PROPORTIONS POP!!!]

JI: CARAMBA! BULLET DIVING HEADBUTT! FANTASTICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury stumbles into the rope holding his face because he is SERIOUSLY reeling from that bullet diving headbutt DIRECTLY into his face! Dos holds his head with one hand and reaches for the ropes with another and begins the hard struggle to pull himself up to his feet.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[We get a shot of the crowd, EVERYONE ON THEIR FEET! Chanting as one!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos stumbles his way to another corner while Fury tries to shake off the blow and he rears back and RAGE ROARS before stomping away from the ropes. Dos climbs up the turnbuckles as Fury advances on him but the monster's blind rage may not be the smartest thing against...]

*FLIES*

*BOOMASMACKABOOOMABOOM*

[REALITY IS INCREDIBLE AND AMAZING AND IMPOSSIBLE AND SCREECH HIGH LIKE ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST THIS IS UNREAL SUPER DUPER AWESOME POP]

JI: BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT!!! SENOR CLOAK DOS BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT!!!

DH: THIS IS LOCO IMPOSSIBLE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury stumbles from the blow and then drops one knee and pitches forward leaning against the 2nd rope and the VL Arena is TOTALLY SHAKING YOUR SCREEN AND MAKING THE LOUDEST CRAZY NOISES EVER! Dos rolls around holding his masked head, shaking from the pain but he makes an effort to roll for the ropes and he begins pulling himself up to his feet once more.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: This... It... This is... It is impossible! How can these fans.. How can they truly believe?!

[Dos is on his feet and he leans against the ropes and looks across the ring at the position Fury is in...]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: Because, Diego, how can they NOT believe in this man?!

[Dos shakes his head then sprints off the ropes towards Fury... He grabs the ropes and...]

JI: VAMANOS MUCHACH-OH!

*CATCH*

[HUGE DEFLATION NOISE as Fury CATCHES SCD in his 619 attempt and then ROARS as he gets on his feet with the luchador in his arms!]

DH: SI! YES!

JI: Oh no!

[Fury eyes a corner and charges before leaping into the air and....]

*CRUNCHACRACKADOOOOMMMMM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROKEN HEARTS SHATTERED EVERYWHERE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: RUDO!!!!

[The atmosphere has changed DRAMATICALLY as Fury lets the luchador fall to the canvas. The behemoth then glares down at his foe before pulling him up to his feet. Dos begins firing open handed chops and forearm shots to Fury..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRI-

*SPIN*

*THUNDACRACKADOOOMSMACKAKRACKABOOM*

[HOLY SHIT!]

JI: SPINNING BACKFIST!

DH: CARAMBA! I think Dos is completely OUT COLD!

[The luchador is indeed in the La La land of unconciousness from the BRUTAL spinning backfist and Fury ROARS as he stomps around the ring! The monster stops his stomping then with a look of NEVER ENDING RAGE he pulls up the dead weight of the International Light Heavyweight champion and hooks him before...]

*CRACKATHUNDADOOOMMM*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

JI: NEW EL MARTINETE!!

DH: IT IS OVER! IT IS OVER!

[Fury covers and the official jumps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[HOLY MASTER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVIL OVERLORD OF DOOM POP]

DH: RUDOS POR SIEMPRE!!!

FR: Here is your winner and the FIRST EVER... VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... FURY!!!

[The monster gets to his feet then throws his fists and head back as he ROARS triumphantly into the air! Viva Lucha boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, walks out of his office with a MASSIVE smile and is APPLAUDING like a madman for the masked behemoth. The referee hands Fury the INCREDIBLE looking Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship belt and he snatches it away and raises it HIGH into the air!]

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MONSTER IS CHAMP AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: On a night of NOTHING but history being made, the biggest triumph goes to this man... The most dangerous fighter on the planet.. And the first ever Viva Lucha Champion... FURY!

[The referee and a hispanic female medic who has hit the ring roll SCD out of the ring and tend to the KO'd luchador on the floor outside the ring.]

DH: Jose, I am going to give Senor Cloak Dos all the props in the world which goes against my better judgement. But I am not sure any one else would have lasted as long as he did against our champion.

[Fury STOMPS around the ring showing off his prize as the fans look STUNNED, saddened and a bit frightened.]

DH: But no one can stop this man, Jose.

JI: Only time will tell but tonight the victory and the glory belongs to Fury! That is all the time we have left for tonight, thank you all for watching and see you next time!

[Fury stops and turns to look directly into the camera and he stomps closer to it and holds up the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship as he ROARS into the camera and the scene fades to black.]

(c)2017 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

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Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 03

[Scene opens to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California. To be specific we are inside the office of Viva Lucha's boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. The man in charge sits at his desk looking down at some documents before him. He tries to play it cool but there is a barely contained enthusiasm in his eyes which dart up because..]

*KNOCK*

*KNOCK*

*KNOCK*

[Carranza takes a deep breath, collecting himself, then sits back in his chair and flashes a confident smile before answering.]

EGC: Come in!

[The door opens and in walks a HULK of a man! A tall tanned caucasian man with really big muscles contained in a blue t-shirt, white leather jacket and red leather pants. His long brown hair and brown mustache add to the loud look as does the BEAUTIFUL shiny championship belt around his waist with a crown design on it. Longtime viewers of the Fantastic Fight Network recognize this man from the now defunct FFN Pro and the still going strong promotion Kings Of Wrestling. Carranza, taking in the sight before him, recognizes him as well by his smile.]

EGC: Blue Samson!

[Carranza chuckles.]

EGC: I must introduce you to our ring announcer! You both would have a great time shopping for clothes!

[The Kings Of Wrestling star rolls his eyes with a smile.]

BS: Is that why you asked for me to come here, man?! Just to make digs at my clothes?

[Carranza chuckles again and shakes his head.]

EGC: Oh, no! Apologies, how rude of me. No, I did not call the longest reigning King of Kings Champion in history to my arena for that. Please, forgive me and have a seat. Please!

[The boss motions to the chair in front of his desk and the large man takes a seat.]

EGC: First off, welcome to El Centro!

[Carranza motions his hands through the air.]

EGC: Welcome to my arena, the VL Arena!

[Samson strokes his mustache as he nods his head.]

BS: Thanks, man. You've got a nice place here. It's a bit smaller than the arenas I am used to fighting in...

[Carranza's right eye twitches.]

BS: But I'm sure that must mean it's a really intimate experience with the fans.

[Emanuel flashes a polite smile though he seems to be seething a bit inside. He shrugs it off and produces a warmer smile.]

EGC: Well, we try our best here. It is a modest operation I guess you can say.

[Both men nod their heads.]

EGC: But that is why I got in touch with your bosses at Kings Of Wrestling. I figure a one night appearance by their biggest star would help give us a hot crowd tonight and maybe expose our product to some of your fans and..

[Carranza shrugs with a smile. Samson nods his head.]

BS: I feel you, man. You want us to help your show in it's spot on FFN by drawing some of our audience in. And maybe some of the lucha fans watching your show will come watch our show as well.

[Emanuel chuckles.]

EGC: Well, I know we have such a small audience compared to you guys but.. Hey even a few new eyes helps the ratings, right?

[They both nod.]

BS: Well, I'll tell you what man..

[Samson leans forward in his chair.]

BS: The head honchos weren't super thrilled with this idea but I think like you.. We should all be helping one another out in this business. So..

[He sits back in his chair.]

BS: What do you got in mind for tonight?

[Carranza ponders a moment before speaking.]

EGC: OK, here is what I am thinking.. Tonight in our main event you step in the ring in a one on one match against a big star and make the fans in attendance and at home have the time of their lives!

[Samson strokes his mustache then chuckles.]

BS: Big star? Don't take this wrong man but.. I don't think you have any "big" stars do you?

[Carranza's eye twitches again before he flashes another polite smile.]

EGC: Relatively speaking, of course.

[Samson chuckles some more then nods his head.]

BS: Alright man. That sounds good to me.

EGC: Really?

BS: I'll show up in your main event tonight and take on whomever and send the fans home happy.

[Samson is about to get up out of his chair until Carranza holds up a hand abruptly.]

EGC: Wait! There is something we have to get out of the way for all of this to happen..

[Carranza places a hand on the documents he was eyeing earlier and moves the papers across the desk towards Samson.]

EGC: I just need you to sign these waivers so just in case anything happens in the ring your bosses don't seek legal action against us.

[Samson eyes the papers then looks up at Carranza with a smile.]

BS: Ha! You guys are all the same. Always worried about the red tape and stuff instead of just letting us go out there and do our thing.

[The King of Kings Champion laughs as he pulls a pen out from inside of his jacket.]

BS: No sweat man, I'll take care of this.

[Samson signs the documents quickly and then puts up his pen and gets up from the chair. Carranza raises an eyebrow.]

EGC: Th-thank you, Mr. Samson but.. Aren't you curious who your opponent tonight is?!

[The big man laughs HEARTILY before pulling out some sunglasses and putting them on.]

BS: Nah, man. Trust me, I'll be able to take care of myself in the ring.

[A dark smile creeps across Carranza's face.]

BS: Don't worry man. We're gonna' make everyone happy tonight! See you later!

[Samson walks out of the office, closing the door behind him. Carranza grabs the documents and looks over them with a trembling fervor before closing his eyes with an excited smile.]

EGC: Si. Heh Heh Heh!

[He looks up at the closed door with a dark smile.]

EGC: See you later!

[We linger on his creepy smile as we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the sold out crowd inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California. We pan over the excited fans. We see one section of fans wearing replica colored cloaks like the Elements and in another section we see fans wearing the Class of 2010 hoodies. We also see some new faces we have never seen in the crowd before holding signs that read "We Feel The Blue Bomber" and "Welcome to El Centro, Blue Samson" before we make our way to the announce table where familiar smiling faces await us.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to VIVA LUCHA!

[Diego raises both arms in the air.]

DH: AY AY AY AY AY!!!

[Jose chuckles before continuing.]

JI: I am Jose Ignacio and with me as always is my announce partner, Diego Hernandez!

[Diego stands up and strikes a muscle flexing pose, which draws a POP from the crowd, before he sits down.]

DH: I know all of you have tuned in to see me and I just want you to know.. I love you too!

[Jose rolls his eyes.]

JI: What a show we have lined up for you tonight, fight fans! You may have noticed some interesting signs in the crowd tonight and that is because earlier this week word leaked out on social media that tonight we will have a SPECIAL cross promotional appearance by none other than Kings Of Wrestling's King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Champion... BLUE SAMSON!

DH: It is loco, Jose! I feel as if we are all becoming one big happy family in the wrestling world!

JI: Definitely a step towards it, Diego! Samson will be out later tonight but we also have some debuts set to happen in the ring tonight and a BIG eight woman tag team match is going to open things up as the Class of 2010 have challenged the Elements to-

[POP]

[Jose is cut off by Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, the boss of Viva Lucha, walking out of his office and heading into the ring where ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez, dressed in a lime green tuxedo suit with neon highlighter pink shirt and mustard yellow bow tie and shoes, stands in the ring with the microphone. El jefe motions for Fernando to hand him the microphone.]

JI: Oh.. Looks like our boss has something to say, Diego!

DH: What can it be?

[Carranza flashes his dark smile at the fans before lifting the mic to speak.]

EGC: If I may have everyone's attention for a little bit.. Usually the lovely Maria Juarez is the one to break the big news here on our shows but tonight I have decided to personally make some big announcements msyelf.

[Mix of POP & BOOS as some fans want to see Maria. There is even a small "MARIA" chant to which Carranza nods his head to.]

EGC: Do not worry.. She has done an interview with Meiko Yamazaki and that will air later so you will see the lovely, Maria.

[POP]

EGC: Now, as it concerns the lady who she interviewed for tonight...

[He smirks.]

EGC: I am excited to announce that on our next show.. Meiko Yamazaki will defend the JPWF Women's World Championship against... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[WOAH POP]

JI: We all knew that match was coming at some point but now we know for certain when that point is.

[Carranza nods his head with a smile.]

EGC: That match alone would make our next episode a must see but amigos... That is not even our main event next time!

[WHA??? POP]

[Carranza flashes a bigger smile.]

EGC: You may have noticed that there has been some bad blood going on in our ring, and sometimes outside of our ring, between the Cyborg Kingdom...

[MASSIVE GIANT POP]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

[Emanuel smiles.]

EGC: .. The Robot Kingdom...

[BOOS]

EGC: And the Human Race!

[MASSIVE BOOS]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FU-TILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Carranza is wide eyed at that and smirks more.]

EGC: Well on our next episode their war will be decided in a THREE WAY TORNADO TRIOS MATCH!

[HUGE POP]

JI: WOAH! I don't think I have ever SEEN such a thing!

DH: Never!

[Carranza holds up a hand.]

EGC: And that match will have NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!

[HUGE POP]

EGC: And the winner of that match will not only win the war... They will be CROWNED... THE FIRST EVER.. VIVA LUCHA TRIOS CHAMPIONS!

[MIND EXPLOSION MASSIVE POP]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! RE-SIS-TANCE IS FU-TILE! CY-BORG KING! RE-SIS-TANCE IS FU-TILE!

JI: AY CARAMBA!!

DH: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TRIOS CHAMPIONS HERE IN VIVA LUCHA?!!!

JI: This is HUGE!

DH: WOW!

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! RE-SIS-TANCE IS FU-TILE! CY-BORG KING! RE-SIS-TANCE IS FU-TILE!

[Carranza holds up a hand, asking for their attention.]

EGC: But guess what? THAT is NOT our main event next time EITHER!

[WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE HOLY MOLY POP]

DH: QUE?!!!

JI: Wow!

[His smile is HUGE as he watches the crowd freak out.]

EGC: Our main event.. Next time.. Concerns some very precious currency...

[OH MY IS HE TALKING ABOUT?? POP]

EGC: Because our main event.. NEXT EPISODE... Will be... A FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH!

[I THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT ??? POP]

EGC: And the winner will be CROWNED.. Our very first... VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

[CRAZY BANANA NUTS THIS NEXT EPISODE IS LOCO INSANE IN THE MEBRANE OMEGA SUPREME KISSING ELVIRA AS SOUNDWAVE PLAYS SOME FUNKY TUNES MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE!!!

DH: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!

[The crowd is LOSING IT and Carranza looks satisfied with himself.]

EGC: It will be our BIGGEST SHOW EVER! History WILL be made on that show! GUARANTEED! Do not miss it! And all of you here tonight.. Feel HONORED because I promise you something..

[He flashes an especially sinister smile.]

EGC: History will also be made here tonight!

[WHA?! WOAH! POP]

JI: Hmm..

DH: What does that mean?

JI: No se!

[Carranza turns towards Fernando.]

EGC: Fernando, it is time for you to do your job because we have some ladies waiting to TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN!

[BIG POP]

[He hands the microphone to the ill dressed ring announcer and then climbs out of the ring and goes back inside his office. Fernando takes a deep breath and then..]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an EIGHT WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH!

[Music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), and out walk five familiar young ladies.]

FR: Introducing first.. Lead to the ring by VALERIE BLOOM...

[SHE'S SO HAWT POP]

FR: Here are.. ANNA WILLIAMS.. HARRIETT MORRISON... TERESA VILLA... and JUNO TAKAYAMA... THE CLASS OF 2010!!!

[All five women hit the ring in their now trademark "Class of 2010" hoodies, which are a big hit with the merchandising sales, and they pose in the ring before they huddle in a corner and do a pep talk while their music fades.]

FR: And their opponents...

["When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin erupts over the PA and fans GO NUTS as four cloaked ladies make their way towards the ring.]

FR: Here are.. RACHEL "ARCEE" CARLISLE... "THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER" LADY WARHAWK... GLORIA BUTLER... and TESLA ST. JAMES... THE ELEMENTS!

[MASSIVE GIANT POP]

[The four cloaked ladies hit the ring and stare across at their opponents who return the stare. Both teams prepare for the match ahead as a pink masked female referee arrives in the ring.]

JI: Only in Viva Lucha do you follow up a JAW DROPPING announcement like our boss just made with a women's atomicos match that is no doubt to BLOW THE ROOF OFF of this place!

DH: Huh? Did you say something about the enchanting beautiful masked woman, Jose?

JI: Ah... No?

DH: Oh... I thought you were waxing poetic about her enigmatic masked beauty causing birds to suddenly appear anytime she is near.

JI: ... QUE?!

DH: Because just like me.. They long to be...

[The referee calls for the bell.]

JI: Oh gracias, what timing!

*DING*

********************************************************** 8 Woman Tag Team Match: The Elements [Tesla St. James, Lady Warhawk, Gloria Butler & Rachel Carlisle] vs Class Of 2010 [Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Anna Williams & Harriett Morrison] **********************************************************

[HUGE POP]

[Tesla St. James, her eyes BLAZING with FURY, waits to start off for her team. Teresa Villa stretches and is ready to start for her team but her team mate Juno has a little discussion with the Spaniard.]

JI: It is looking like it will be St. James and Villa starting out this match..

DH: Tesla looks PISSED, Jose! What did Villa do to her?!

JI: As far as I know this is the first time these two have ever met in the ring so I don't think it is anything Villa has done but... Well...

[Tesla's anger seems to be RISING as Juno & Teresa discuss a bit.]

JI: The rumor going around in the locker room is that St. James is on a bit of a warpath since the airing of our last episode and the destruction of the MBC Women's Championship belt at the hands of the Goblin Queen.

DH: Ah!

[Juno seems to be wary of Teresa starting off the match with St. James looking so pissed but the Spaniard assures her team mate she can handle it and Juno finally relents and Villa comes out of the corner and St. James..]

*SPRINT*

[WOAH POP]

JI: AGGRESSIVE lock up in the middle of the ring as St. James SPRINTED across the ring as soon as Villa moved a bit out of her corner!

DH: She IS pissed off!

[Villa is caught off guard as St. James angrily tears into her with the lock up and transitions to Villa's side and..]

*THUD*

[BIG POP]

JI: Side Russian Legsweep by St. James!

[Without a moment to waste the fiery redhead is on top of her Spanish opponent and raining punches down on her!]

DH: Wow! Mounted punches?! And with such FURY to them?!

JI: Like I said.. She is apparently VERY unhappy about the destruction of the MBC Women's championship belt..

[Anna & Harriett complain to the pink masked ref from the Class of 2010's corner and the pink masked official starts a count on Tesla, who does not seem to notice or care, but Villa catches one of Tesla's arms and her whole body pivots and in moments she is attempting to lock on a CROSS ARMBREAKER on her Canadian opponent!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Villa is known for her submission wrestling skills and they have found her a way out of that situation!

[Tesla looks even ANGRIER that she has been caught in a submission attempt and she quickly struggles free and rolls away and to her feet and she shoots for Villa's left ankle and goes for an ANKEL LOCK!!]

[BIG POP]

[But Villa struggles free quickly herself and shoots for Tesla's legs. Knowing the Spaniard is going for another submission and having already been nearly trapped by something St. James immediately reacts with HARD punches down across the back of Villa's head and the Spaniard scrambles away towards her corner looking up with surprised eyes at the FURIOUS embodiment of anger glaring at her!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: Are you SURE Villa has not done something to this woman?! Tesla looks like she wants to rip every organ and bone out of Teresa's body!

JI: Perhaps she is seeing the Goblin Queen instead of her actual opponents..

[Teresa considers tagging out to Juno but Harriett..]

*PAT*

[IMMATURE POP]

JI: Harriett Morrison has tagged herself in!

DH: She.. Patted Villa on the bottom, Jose!

[Villa shoots a slightly irritated look at her team mate as the stocky Morrison climbs in with a big smile. Tesla's anger doesn't fade though, it only changes from targetting Villa to targetting Morrison as the competitor from St. Louis approaches, the two women lock up aggressively!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Morrison, while the same height, is definitely the thickest woman in this match and is matching Tesla's aggression here.

DH: Why does she have the old school Justin Bieber hair style, Jose?

JI: It suits her face, Diego.

DH: But Bieber has new hair styles since then!

JI: I.. I don't think she's into Bieber beyond his original hair style, Diego.

[Morrison pushes St. James against the ropes and the official calls for a break. Harriett gives one but not without a little shove!]

[GASP]

[Tesla's face contorts and she rears back..]

*SMACK*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: She BLASTED Morrison with a forearm smash to the face!

DH: It is on now!

[Harriett's face is the one to contort now and she begins exchanging PUNCHES with St. James!]

[PUNCH OUT POP]

[Both women are BLASTING each other with hard shots until Harriett breaks up the punches with a surprise HEADBUTT that staggers James back against the ropes but this only feeds the unending FURY within the redhead and she leaps off the ropes and catches Morrison with a STIFF European Uppercut that staggers the Class of 2010-er back! St. James scrambles in on her opponent but Harriett grabs the Canadian and uses her weight and strength to TOSS St. James away and Tesla stumbles a bit into her corner where..]

*TAG*

[BIG POP]

JI: Oh! Gloria Butler has tagged herself in!

DH: The red head is not happy about that!

[Tesla is indeed giving her team mate an earful about that but Butler, Carlisle and Lady Warhawk tell her she needs to cool it for a bit. St. James gets on the apron but is not happy about it.]

DH: She is SO angry! What does that MBC Championship mean to her?

JI: It was one of the three most prestigious belts in women's wrestling, Diego. It means everything to competitors who take the sport and it's history as seriously as St. James does.

[Butler sizes up Morrison, who is exchanging angry glares with St. James.]

DH: This looks an interesting match up, Jose!

JI: Butler is two inches taller than Morrison and as one can tell from her physique she is VERY strong but Harriett outweighs Butler and has a good deal of strength herself.

[The two women circle each other before locking up, both women jockeying for advantage. Butler shoots out of the lock up and slaps on a side headlock and SQUEEZES Morrison's head! The Bieber hair styled fighter wraps her arms around Butler's waist and lifts the former MBC Bastard Stampede Women's Champ up into the air...]

[OOH POP]

[But Butler struggles back down and squeezes the headlock even harder!]

[POP]

[Morrison resigns herself to pushing Gloria up against the ropes to bring about a break. The pink masked official calls for one and Butler cautiously releases the side headlock and then spins away to avoid any sudden attacks.]

JI: Smart strategy by Butler there.

[Harriett shakes her head before coming off the ropes and eyeing Butler with a kind of lusty smile now. The two fighters circle one another before locking up but Morrison fakes it and shoots for the side headlock herself this time.]

[POP]

DH: She seems pleased.

[Morrison gives a little chuckle while her team mates cheer her on from the corner. But then Butler grabs a hold of her Bieber hair style opponent and lifts her up into the air..]

[WOAH POP]

[And then..]

*TOSS*

*THUDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: Gloria Butler THREW Morrison off of her!

DH: CARAMBA! What strength! She can surely protect the masked GODDESS with strength like that!

JI: Ah.. What?!

DH: Que?

[Harriett is ticked off now and scrambles to her feet but it's right into Butler's arms who scoops up Morrison, tosses her onto her shoulder and starts running for...]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

*STRUGGLE*

[DEFLATION POP]

JI: Butler was going for a running powerslam but Morrison struggled free and has rolled to her corner!

[Harriett looks up with shock at Butler who flashes a confident smile before doing a little flex of her biceps.]

[HUGE POP]

[Morrison looks a bit transfixed as if Cupid's arrow had struck her just then but she shakes it off and offers her hand to Juno who makes the tag and climbs in.]

[JAPANESE WRESTLING FANS MARK OUT POP]

DH: Another interesting match up!

JI: Juno Takayama is one inch taller than Gloria but moreso than that she is the "Ace" of the Class of 2010 group without question and her strikes are now amongst the most feared in all of women's wrestling.

DH: Do not forget her suplexing game..

JI: Si!

[Juno and Gloria size one another up before locking up. Takayama transitions quickly into a go-behind but Butler tosses an elbow backwards that Juno dodges by releasing the powerhouse and stepping back. Gloria spins around but the Osakan is prepared and..]

*SMACK*

[STIFF POP]

JI: What a KICK to the midsection of Butler!

[Gloria staggers back while holding her midsection but Takayama does not charge in after her. She watches and waits as Butler recovers and the two women begin circling one another before locking up again. Butler shoots for the go-behind this time but Juno fires a STIFF back elbow that staggers Gloria back! Takayama spins around but Butler shakes off the blow and scoops up Juno in her arms and tosses her onto her shoulder and begins to run..]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

*SLIP*

[DEFLATION POP]

JI: Juno avoids the running powerslam this time!

DH: This crowd really wants to see that running powerslam, Jose!

[Butler spins around and goes for a grab but Juno dodges her grab and fires an ELBOW SMASH.. but Gloria dodges it and hooks a go-behind on Takayam and starts lifting her up in the air..]

[OOH POP]

[But Juno does RAPID FIRE short elbows to Butler's arms, forcing a release and Takayama does a tumble roll away before popping to her feet and the two women have a stare off.]

[BIG POP]

[Butler nods her head with a smile then walks over to her corner to make a tag. Of course Tesla insists on being tagged in but Butler tags in Lady Warhawk instead and she joins Arcee in telling Tesla she still needs to cool off a bit.]

DH: Tesla is SOOOOOO angry!

JI: Watch it, Diego. You don't want Hikari Takashi to think you are stealing her gimmick..

DH: Well never mind your obscure Girl Fight references, Jose.. There is a star floating across the sky and illuminating our universe right now in that ring!

JI: Oh boy..

[Lady Warhawk goes to lock up with Juno. Takayama goes to lock up but the much quicker Beautiful Master dodges the grab and hits a DROPKICK sending Juno tumbling into the ropes! Warhawk bounces off the ropes and sprints across at the former Team Love member but Takayama rolls away towards her corner while the Beautiful Master leaps onto the 2nd rope and springboards into a BEAUTIFUL backflip and lands with a pose in the middle of the ring.]

[HUGE SHOWMANSHIP POP]

DH: Mi corazon... I feel... So alive!

JI: Calmate, Diego.

[Juno, knowing she will be at a disadvantage against the speed of the Beautiful Master goes to her corner and looks to Anna Williams and Teresa Villa. The two very loosely related relatives look at one another and Anna offers to step in and Juno tags her in.]

[POP]

JI: The niece of world famous wrestling manager Stephanie Delacroix is getting in on this match now..

DH: Does she have butterfly wings?

JI: Ah...

DH: No, she does not have fairy dust butterfly wings that sprinkle beauty and love on all as she flies over them. Only one fair masked maiden has such a power..

JI: Ay Caramba! Diego, calm down.

[Williams and Warhawk lock up in the middle of the ring but in an instant...]

*TOSS*

*THUD*

[POP]

[The Beautiful Master has thrown Anna over with an armdrag throw! Anna gets to her feet only to eat a dropkick which sends her tumbling through the ropes and to the floor outside. The crowd starts to leap to their feet as Lady Warhawk bounces off the ropes and charges but Valerie Bloom hustles over on the outside and pulls Anna away and Warhawk does a cartwheel into a flip and she lands on the ring apron and strikes another pose.]

[HUGE SHOWMANSHIP POP]

DH: What adorable torment to be so close to a burning shooting star and not able to embrace it with all of the soul one has..

JI: Oh boy.

[Anna thanks Valerie before sliding back inside the ring and suddenly having to avoid grab attempts by the Beautiful Master who is on her in a flash. Williams gets up to her feet but is quickly whipped into the ropes but she grabs a hold of the ropes and stops her momentum. Warhawk charges in and Anna side steps out of the way and tries for an INSIDE CRADLE ROLL UP.. But Warhawk rolls through with the momentum and pops up on her feet and leaps up for a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP.. but Anna rolls out of the way just in time!]

[POP]

JI: The Class of 2010 having big problems with the speed of Lady Warhawk and when one looks at their make up it is the one area the Class of 2010 does not address.. No high flyers.

DH: Why would they, Jose? How could they hope to reach the untouchable masked beauty of the angel in the ring?

JI: Snap out of it, Diego!

[Anna rolls to her corner with shocked wide eyes and the Class of 2010 begin to huddle. In the opposite corner Tesla St. James looks ready to EXPLODE at such delays. And outside the ring..]

*RRRRING*

[Valerie Bloom, dressed in her Class of 2010 hoodie and designer jeans with a t-shirt underneath scrambles into her pockets and produces a cellphone. She looks at who is calling and then immediately answers.]

JI: Bloom, who is not in this match, has a phone call.

DH: Is it dreams calling to say they have come true and wear a mask inside our ring?

[Valerie seems kind of distressed by the call and she hurries over and tugs on Juno's leg. Takayama looks down at Bloom who passes the phone up to her. Juno has a look on her face as if saying "You are passing me the phone in the middle of a match" but she takes the call while in the other corner Lady Warhawk has gone to huddle with her team and Tesla is VERY agitated.]

JI: Some interesting developments are happening here... It seems both sides are working out strategies before continuing this fight.

[Juno is taken aback and she nods her head and says "OK. Yes, Ma'am!" before handing the phone back to a concerned Valerie. Takayama then throws her hand out and tells Anna to tag her back in which Williams does. In the other corner Tesla is saying something to the effect of "Didn't that guy say to tear the house down?!" and the four Elements pass looks from one another and then..]

*LEAPS*

*RUSH*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: Oh My God!

DH: CARAMBA!

[The Elements all leap into the ring and SPRINT across the ring and JUMP on the Class of 2010!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: Things went from a full stop into full blown mayhem!

DH: FOR THE GLORY OF THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER!

[The pink masked referee grasps her masked head as Gloria Butler has tackled Harriett Morrison to the floor and is brawling with her outside the ring, Arcee Carlisle is all over Teresa Villa on the ring apron, Lady Warhawk is TOSSING Anna Williams off the apron to the floor with a HURRICANRANA THROW and Tesla St. James is brawling with Juno Takayama inside the ring! As Jose said... FULL BLOWN MAYHEM!]

[GIANT BRAWL POP]

JI: I would say something about restoring order but we all know this is exactly how our boss likes things...

DH: Si!

[Tesla is FURIOUSLY throwing punches on Juno who is just trying to get away, oddly enough, as she is attempting to get out of the ring for some apparently desperate reason. Gloria Butler has Harriett over her shoulders and...]

*RUN*

*SLAMMAPOW*

[FINALLY FUCK YEAH GIANT POP]

JI: RUNNING POWERSLAM ON THE FLOOR!

DH: AIEEEE!

[Carlisle whips Villa into the guard railing and follows up with a running boot to the face outside the ring. Lady Warhawk is trying to get at Anna Williams but Valerie Bloom has thrown herself inbetween the Beautiful Master and her prey and is just laying on top of Anna trying to protect her!]

JI: What is Bloom doing?!

DH: It looks like she is trying to protect Anna!

JI: Valerie isn't a legal participant in this match!

DH: Well, to be fair, she is not ATTACKING anyone!

[In the ring Tesla is going SUPER AGGRO at Juno trying to get out of the ring. She yells at her to "fight her" and Takayama..]

*BLAMMO*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: WHAT A CLUBBING LARIAT BLOW UPSIDE THE HEAD!

DH: She dropped Tesla!

JI: It was like a blow her mentor, Suzie Love, would do!

DH: Oh, that is why Juno has all the blue!

[Takayama, now with a moment of freedom, scrambles out of the ring and..]

*SMACKAKOWWW*

[DANG POP]

JI: YAKUZA KICK sends Lady Warhawk FLYING!

DH: NOOOOOOO! PROTECT THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER! AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Tesla rubs her face while flames leap from her eyes, or that is what the look she has would make one imagine. She leaps up in her anger but stops for a moment and watches as Valerie and Juno stand guard over a confused Anna Williams. Meanwhile Carlisle and Butler are preparing to DOUBLE SUPLEX Villa onto the FLOOR when..]

*GRAB*

[POP]

JI: Morrison no doubt SAVED Villa from destruction there!

DH: She grabbed the bottom of Teresa very vigorously in saving her..

JI: She was in a hurry to rescue her team mate!

DH: Hmmm...

[Butler and Carlisle jump all over Harriett while Villa stumbles against the ring apron and tries to right herself. Lady Warhawk gets to her feet and goes to charge but Takayama greets her with a grab and pushes her away from Williams while nodding at Bloom who nervously nods back. Tesla's eyes go wide and WILD before she climbs out onto the ring apron, points at Anna Williams with one hand while putting the other to her mouth and..]

*WHISSSTTTLLLEE*

[WHAZZAT POP]

[Everyone stops and turns their attention towards the redhead who says in a cold angry voice..]

TSJ: They're protecting her!

[A light bulb comes on in the other Elements heads while Juno and Valerie curse to themselves and Teresa and Harriett look completely out of the loop! In an instant the action kicks back up as Lady Warhawk slips out of Juno's grasp and sprints over to DROPKICK the seated Anna but..]

[WOAH POP]

JI: Bloom JUMPED IN THE WAY of that dropkick!

DH: That is what she deserves, Jose, for trying to deny the heavenly masked star of wonder and beauty!

[Bloom tumbles over Anna and to the floor while Butler hip tosses Villa OVER the guard railing and into the fans!]

[CATCH A SPANISH BEAUTY POP]

[Carlisle charges at Williams who is getting to her feet only for Juno to SHOULDERBLOCK her to the floor! St. James hops down onto the floor with angry eyes yells at Juno to "fight her" before nailing a STIFF right hand that sends Takayama stumbling into the guard railing. Bloom jumps up in front of Williams who is asking her "What are you doing?!" only for Butler to arrive, grab a hold of the lovely blonde Valerie and..]

*TOSS*

[CATCH A BLONDE BEAUTY POP]

JI: Butler THREW Valerie over the railing and into the crowd!

DH: Could she maybe throw a masked beauty my way? I swear I will catch her!

JI: Calma, Diego.

[Tesla grabs ahold of Williams and rolls her under the ropes and inside the ring and then Warhawk and Butler join the redhead in after her. The pink masked official tries to tell them that Juno and Warhawk are the legal participants which draws a GROWL from Tesla who stomps to the corner, climbs out of the ring before stretching her arm out towards the Beautiful Master. Lady Warhawk tells Butler that "She really needs to cool off" which only gets a shrug and the Beautiful Master complies and tags in St. James who hops back in and leaps ontop of Williams and starts unloading shots!]

[SUCH BEAUTIFUL REDHEADED ANGER POP]

JI: Morrison!

[Harriett scrambles into the ring and goes to tackle St. James but Butler TACKLES HER and the two roll out of the ring. Tesla pauses her bombardment to eye Takayama who is getting onto the apron with determination until..]

*GRAB*

*THUD*

[YOWZA POP]

JI: CARLISLE JUST TRIPPED JUNO TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!

[Tesla smiles then pulls Williams up but the niece of Stephanie Delacroix pushes her away and goes for a right hand of her own but St. James easily dodges it and nails a STIFF European Uppercut that sends Anna down to the canvas holding her jaw! The Beautiful Master discusses what they're doing with St. James who nods her head furiously and says something that the Beautiful Master shrugs her shoulders then nods to.]

DH: Please listen to whatever sage advice this masked wonder of womanly perfection is gifting you with Tesla because it is sure to be the greatest advice anyone can receive because it comes from a Goddess!

JI: Diego... Calmate.

[Carlisle is brawling with Juno who is just trying to get away while Villa and Bloom are climbing over the guard railing to ringside. Villa asks Bloom what is going on and Valerie is about to tell her when a shadow falls on them..]

*FLIES*

[HOLY MOLY MARK OUT MANIA RAVIOLI POP]

JI: SKYTWISTER PRESS PLANCHA BY WARHAWK! SKYTWISTER PRESS PLANCHAAAAAIEEEEE!

DH: TE AMO SENORITA! TE AMOOOOO!!!

[Lady Warhawk TAKES OUT both Villa and Bloom while Butler is handing it to Morrison. Gloria goes to whip Harriett into the guard railing but the Bieber hair styled fighter reverses and grabs Butler and lifts her up..]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

*ELBOW*

[DEFLATION POP]

[Gloria denies the Spinebuster attempt by Morrison via HARD elbow to the head and then she scoops up Morrison and POPS HER UP IN THE AIR before..]

*CRASHH*

[OH MY GOD THAT IS BRUTAL HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: BUTLER JUST HIT A BACKBREAKER OVER THE GUARDRAILING ON MORRISON!

DH: MY GOD, JOSE! That was LOCO!

[Morrison flails and writhes in obvious pain on the floor. Juno notices her team mates destruction before another WHISTLE by Tesla gets her attention in the ring as the red head is preparing to apply RED IRISH on Williams!]

JI: I think.. I think get what St. James is going for here!

DH: A Texas cloverleaf?

JI: No, Diego!

[A fire lights in Juno's eyes and she frees herself from Carlisle's grasp, goes behind and...]

*THUDDD*

[HOLY HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

DH: MADRE Y DIOS! That was a DANGEROUS Backdrop Driver on the floor!

[This both ANGERS and pleases Tesla because Juno is scrambling into the ring and this only means one thing...]

[HOLY SHIT THE FIGHT IS ON NOW MOTHER FUCKERS POP]

[As Williams rolls away Tesla and Juno are STIFFING THE [MEEP] OUT OF EACH OTHER in furious strike exchange!]

JI: THIS is what St. James is after! She wants the BIGGEST fight she can get so she can go all out to take her anger at what happened to the MBC Women's Championship out on someone!

[A NASTY STIFF elbow by Juno sends Tesla stumbling into the ropes and Juno immediately goes to check on Williams. Butler is about to scramble in the ring but Lady Warhawk advices her to "let them go at it."]

DH: Poetic words from..

JI: Calma, Diego.

[St. James scrambles over and Juno tells Anna to get out of the ring before taking the brunt of a leaping knee by the Canadian! Williams hops out of the ring as Tesla hooks Juno from behind and..]

*THUDD*

[HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

JI: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX BY TESLA!

DH: Woah! Look, Jose!

[Juno, SCREAMS, as she pops up on her feet and BLASTS Tesla with a boot to the chest before dropping down to her knees and holding her neck. The redhead rubs her chest as she rises to her feet with FIRE burning in her green eyes. Takayama pushes up to her feet and the blue haired Japanese fighter goes to lock up against her Canadian foe!]

[ONE ON ONE AT LAST POP]

[Tesla shoves her head into Juno's chest before bringing it up under her jaw, grasping Takayama's head and falling down..]

JI: Jawbreaker by St. James!

[Juno drops to a seated position grabbing her jaw and St. James pops up to her feet and quickly drops a knee down onto Juno's knees! The former Team Love member rolls away before scrambling to her feet but Tesla shoots for the leg and drags Takayama away from the ropes and is about to go for the DRAGON CORKSCREW.. Until..]

*SMACK*

[HUGE POP]

JI: Leaping Enzuigiri by Takayama!

DH: Why is everyone just watching this on the sidelines now, Jose? I thought this was an atomicos match?!

JI: Well, things are developing here, Diego.

DH: Are they things between me and the Beautiful Master?

JI: Ah.. No.

[Juno scrambles to her feet and grabs a rising Tesla from behind before hooking her and..]

*THUDDD*

[MORE HEAD DROPPAGE POP]

JI: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM JUNO NOW!

DH: Ha! That LOSER Roy Harper would LOVE this! So glad a HERNANDEZ is here for it and not him! Suck it, Harper!

JI: Why do you feud with him?

DH: It is pre-destined fate, Jose!

[Tesla pops up to her feet but stumbles, dazed by the drop on her head, and Juno runs off the ropes and charges... YAKUZA KIC- Well..]

*CATCH*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: DRAGON CORKSCREW BY ST. JAMES!

DH: CARAMBA! She caught that kick by Juno!

[Takayama grimaces as she rolls around holding her knee and Tesla rises with RAGE pouring out of her pores! The redhead rushes over and grabs Juno's legs and starts going for.. RED IRISH!!!]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

[But Juno reaches up and grabs a handful of that deep dark red hair and pulls Tesla's face towards her before SMASHING a forearm against it and making St. James stagger away!]

[STIFFNESS POP]

[Juno hobbles up to her feet and scoops up Tesla in her arms before...]

*TOSS*

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: Fallaway Slam by Takayama! That is kind of a new development in her arsenal!

DH: I do not think I have heard of her using that before either.

[Juno grimaces as she holds her knee but she shakes it off, checks to make sure no harm is coming to Williams and then gets to her feet and when Tesla gets to hers she charges..]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

JI: JUNO SMA-

DH: NO!

[Juno goes for her running high knee smash finisher but Tesla moves out of the way and when the blue haired fighter spins around she's scooped up for..]

*THUDDADOOM*

[HOLY MOLY MARK OUT MANIA DOOMSAYER SPOT MEGA POP]

JI: GOLGOTHA DRIVER!!!

DH: WOW!

[NO FREAKING WAY POP]

JI: WHAT THE?!

[Juno POPS UP TO HER FEET...]

[THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT POP]

[Before stumbling back down, REELING from the drop on her head and Tesla scrambles over and hooks Juno's arms from behind and with a FRIGHTENING RAGE FILLED SCREAM...]

*THUDDDADOOOMPOWADOOOM*

[GUACAMOLE BBQ BRISKET WILLIE NELSON TEXAS SIZED SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

JI: GONE TO TEXAS TIGER SUPLEX!

DH: MADRE Y DIOS!

[The pink masked referee hops down and makes the count..]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[WOWZA POP]

["When the Levee Breaks" screams over the PA again as team mates from both sides fill the ring.]

FR: Here are your winners.. THE ELEMENTS!

[GIANT POP]

JI: The Elements, besides Lady Warhawk, have made their debut in Viva Lucha with a big win over the Class of 2010 but..

[Butler, Carlisle and Warhawk try to congratulate St. James but the redhead is NOT happy.]

JI: Tesla St. James is NOT satisfied!

DH: Has the destruction of the MBC Championship caused her this much blood lust, Jose?

JI: Apparently so!

[Tesla stares at the canvas, angry green eyes envisioning a different foe. Juno comes to and looks up at Bloom and asks immediately about Anna. Williams assures Juno she is fine which draws a relieved sigh from Takayama before resting her head back down.]

DH: What a match to kick off tonight's Viva Lucha but as we heard before this match, on our next show we will see a Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion crowned. One of the men in that four way elimination match will be.. Señor Cloak Dos!

[We cut to the roof of the VL Arena. You can see a lot of El Centro from the roof and while not a sprawling metropolis it has it's own charms for sure. Enjoying the night view while dressed in a black hoodie with a "Cherry Cola" logo on the front and wearing blue jeans and cherry colored Converse sneakers.. Oh and he may also be wearing a black luchador mask with cherry colored eye visors and "SCII" on the forehead is none other than the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion and a holder of one of the four Carranza Coins... SENOR CLOAK DOS!]

SCD: Mi padre... Well, my "wrestling" father.. He and "Mamacita" Delacroix have been calling me daily as of late. They tell me that this moment is what they sent me here for.. To be the very first Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion. They say I have done a good job building the Señor Cloak brand around the world.. This is the next step. The step they expected of me in Phoenix Valley Wrestling... In Fighting Spirit...

[The masked luchador looks out over the city and nods his head.]

SCD: "Deliver, hijo." That is what Padre O'Connor told me just a bit ago.

[Dos runs a hand over his masked head as he sighs.]

SCD: Then.. There are the calls from Tradicion Lucha Libre... They do not call as often but they call with some frequency... Paco Luis, my boss in Mexico, he said to me earlier today... "Why do you think we had Carranza put you in the main event of the very first episode? You are the bridge for us with the States! Do not embarass our promotion! Do not embarass our culture!"

[He raises his eyes, which we can not see due to the visors, to look up at the night sky.]

SCD: It does not end there... Cherry Cola also makes phone calls to me... They tell me of how great it will look in commercials if I have the Viva Lucha belt and am with my wrestling parents and their collection of championships...

[He lowers his gaze down to the streets below.]

SCD: And then there is also my real parents.. They ask how I am doing.. They tell me they are proud of me no matter what I do... But to be a double champion... This will surely get me a wife and them grandchildren...

[He covers his face with his hands then shakes his head and looks into the camera.]

SCD: There is a truth about me that I can not lie about, amigos.. I have many bosses... I have much pressure.. Not just now.. Always. Always, pressure. So many have investments in me.. But I just want all of you to know.. Next time I step inside that ring under this roof here in El Centro, California.. I will not pour every ounce of my heart, soul and life into becoming the first Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion for them!

[He shakes his head and then points a finger directly at the camera ie at you the viewers!]

SCD: I will do all of that and more for you! Together we have an investment that is worth more than any dollar amount. We are in everything together. Win... Lose.. We do it together, amigos! I promise you that unless they beat me into unconciousness and steal all my life away I will not surrender until we have lifted this prize together.

[He pumps a fist.]

SCD: Join me next time, amigos! Let us fight together for history!

[He raises his arms up into the night air.]

SCD: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The scene fades to black and then the "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and we cut to commercials.]

https://youtu.be/aW3mJf-sFko

[The Viva Lucha logo flashes and then we cut to a black screen with angry white noise slowly building up in our ears. It gets louder and louder until...]

*SMASH*

[Jarringly we cut to a clip of the masked monster FURY smashing a knee into Professor Where's face!]

JI: DEAR GOD! Fury is wasting no time tonight!

DH: I hope the paramedics are ready backstage.

JI: They always are when Fury is on the card.

[Shots of horrified expressions on fans faces follows and then clips of Fury UNLOADING on Where in a corner.]

JI: We've seen Fury do this before but NEVER with the power he is showing tonight!

DH: There is no holding back tonight, Jose! A Carranza Coin is on the line!

*SMACK*

*THUDDD*

[Fury BLASTS Professor Where with a SICKENINGLY BRUTAL short arm clothesline and then fans reeling from the horror.]

JI: I think the referee needs to stop this match now.

DH: Si.

JI: Like right now before Fury gets his hands on Where again.

DH: Too late.

*TOSS*

*THUDD*

[Clips of Fury Gorilla Pressing Where and then catching him and hitting an EXPLOSIVE Samoan Drop followed by clips of a sobbing Mary Sue at ringside.]

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

[Fury stomping around the ring, the referee TERRIFIED, fans MORTIFIED.]

JI: It is INHUMANE what we are witnessing right now!

[Fury DESTROYING and ENDING Where with the "New El Martinete" finisher before getting the 3 count. Then clips of EGC handing Fury a Carranza Coin and then clips of Fury stomping around the ring, ROARING.]

DH: Jose, I pity every competitor that wins the remaining three Carranza Coins because that means they have to step into the ring against this monster! Caramba!

[It cuts unexpectedly to a red screen with black text that reads simply..]

"FURY"

[We cut to the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. Introducing first already in the ring here is... DALE ECKARDS!

[A stocky hairy Caucasian man with a full neckbeard and messy short brown stands in a corner while wearing black tights with gray ring boots. He scowls at the fans and does a comical growling noise.]

DH: Is Eckards a dog, Jose?!

JI: Welcome back everyone! We are about to get the in ring debut of..

DH: Do not ignore my question, Jose! Why is that man growling?!

JI: I guess he thinks he is coming off scary or something, Diego.

DH: QUE?! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Diego continues to laugh as we continue to keep the camera locked onto Dale's growling face when White Zombie's "Thunder Kiss '65" begins playing over the PA and fans MARK OUT!]

FR: And his opponent... Here is... THE HARDCORE HERO... EDDIEEEEE DANGERRRRRRRR!

[HUGE POP as the young man appears at the top of the entrance ramp in his black "Hardcore Hero" t-shirt and flame deco'd black workout pants with black wrestling boots. Taped wrists and kneepads under his pants complete the gear throws his fists up into the air and fans.. MARK OUT!]

JI: Last time we saw a promotional video hyping the debut of Eddie Danger and now here he is! This man has competed in such promotions as IPW in the past and is well known for his wild hardcore style!

DH: Dale is not impressed.

[In the ring, Eckards is glaring at the approaching Danger and begins yelling all kinds of nasty insults that makes it a good thing Viva Lucha has a 10 PM Eastern, 9 PM Central time slot on the Fantastic Fight Network. Danger climbs into the ring and immediately Dale rushes up to him and SHOVES him against the ropes with both hands as the music abruptly stops.]

[GASP! OH NO HE DIDN'T POP!]

DH: What is wrong with this guy, Jose?!

JI: I think Danger is what is going to be wrong with him in a few moments!

[Danger looks down at his chest and then up at the barking neckbeard face of his opponent then gives a look to the crowd that says "I think someone is going to die tonight" before SMASHING a right hand into Eckard's face, dropping the man as a black masked referee slides into the ring and calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Tecnico: Eddie Danger vs Rudo: Dale Eckards **********************************************************

[POP]

[Danger hops down on top of Eckards and gives him a few more shots before hauling his foe up to his feet, setting him up and... TOSSING HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A PUMPHANDLE SUPLEX!]

[SUPLEX POP]

DH: Well, whatever happens I guess Dale has it coming to him..

JI: Indeed.

[Eckards grimaces as he holds his back and then shouts "Is that all you got?!" which draws a hard look from Danger who pops up to his feet, charges then leaps into the air with a sliding dropkick that SHOOTS Dale from his semi-seated position to under the ropes and tumbling out of the ring!]

[BIG POP]

DH: For sure, Eckards has it coming.

[Eddie scrambles out of the ring and as Eckards gets to his feet he is put back DOWN to the ground via a STIFF Running Kneestrike by the former IPW star! Danger mouths angrily "Is that all I got.." before dropping to his knees, lifting the ring apron and looking for something.]

[PLUNDER SEARCH POP]

JI: Danger is in search of something...

DH: I think he found it!

[The crowd goes SUPER DUPER CRAZY as Danger pulls a table out from under the ring.]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Eddie Danger is pulling out a table but I don't think this is an anything goes match...

DH: I suspect it will be fine, Jose.

[Indeed, the referee is not concerned at all as Danger sets up that table at ringside. Eckards pulls himself up to his feet via the guard railing only for Danger to grab him by the arm and DECK Eckards with a Shortarm Clothesline! Eddie again mutters to himself "Is that all I got.." and then he grabs his foe by his hair and pulls him up and PUNCHES him flush in the nose, sending Dale stumbling over onto the table. The former IPW star hops onto the ring apron and looks out at the crowd with a slightly crazed look.]

[BIG ANTICIPATION POP]

JI: I think something is about to happen..

DH: I think Dale is going to find out what all Danger has!

[Eddie charges on the apron before leaping off...]

*CRASSSSSHHHHHHHH*

[HOLY SHIT MOLY RAVIOLI CARNAGE POP]

JI: RUNNING SENTON OFF THE APRON PUTTING ECKARDS THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!

DH: I think Eckards has it, now!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Danger gets to his feet and aknowledges the fans with a fist in the air while Eckards writhes in pain on the floor. The referee seems to be admiring the carnage but then catches himself and begins to slowly start a count. Eddie gives Eckards a stomp before hauling him up out of the debris of the table and shouting into Dale's ear "You wanna' see all I've got?!" and then shoving him under the ropes back inside the ring. Danger follows in after him and then aggressively shoves his fingers into Eckard's mouth, fish hooking him, and drags him by his mouth towards a corner.]

[BRUTAL DRAG POP]

JI: Dale Eckards has gotten on Eddie Danger's bad side tonight!

DH: It is our first time to see either man here in Viva Lucha and I would only be surprised if Eckards did not ALWAYS get on the bad side of his opponents!

[Danger aggressively sets a crying Eckards upside down in the Tree of Woe in a corner before scrambling out of the ring, grabbing a piece of the broken table and rolling back in and heads to the opposite corner. He glares at the pleading pathetic looking Eckards before charging, leaping up in the air, putting the piece of table under his boots and...]

*THUDDDDKRACKOWWWWW*

[HOLY MOLY SMASHED FACE SUPER POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: For sure, Jose, Dale gets it now, right?

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[The referee is caught applauding this action a bit before Carranza's office doors fly open and the black masked official jumps in startlement. But el Jefe walks out of his office a very wide eyed and smiling man!]

JI: I think our boss approves.

DH: When el jefe wants to see the action in person, you know he approves, Jose!

[Danger stomps around the ring muttering "Is that all I got..." before he pulls the dazed and nearly KO'd Eckards up to his feet. Eddie looks into Dale's face and then.. ]

ED: You wanna' see all I got?!

[Eckards doesn't reply, he drops to one knee unable to stand on his own power. Eddie rolls his eyes and mouths "You don't deserve it" before pulling Eckards up again, booting him in the stomach doubling him over and then shoving Dale's head between his legs and...]

*YANK*

*THUDADOOOM*

[HUGELY HUGE POP]

JI: DANGER DRIVER!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Danger plants Eckards with his Jumping Piledriver before going for the cover..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[POP]

FR: Here is your winner... EDDIE DANGER!

[Eddie gives Eckards one more glance before flashing a smile and having his hand raised in the air by the referee.]

JI: What a debut by Eddie Danger here tonight!

DH: He sure impressed our boss!

[Carranza nods his head with a smile and applauds and yells up at Danger in the ring "Pretty good!" before nodding his head and heading back inside his office. We see Eddie celebrating in the ring while some officials come out and roll Eckards out of the ring.]

JI: Speaking of debuts we have more debuts coming up tonight, along with Maria Juarez's interview with JPWF Women's World Champion Meiko Yamazaki and our special Cross Promotional main event but let's have a special look at someone making a long awaited return to the ring tonight.

DH: Oh?

[We cut to... Well... It's a VIDEO!!! Watch it!!!]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz5c9fwkVWQ

[And after that we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and commercials.]

https://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes as we come out of commercials and find ourselves inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza who is on his cell phone but he does not have the smile he had just earlier during his appearance in Eddie Danger's match.]

EGC: Listen here! I have already made the announcements.. On our next show we will be crowning champions and...

[He shakes his head angrily.]

EGC: These designs will not work! ... WHY?!

[An angry crazed look comes over his face.]

EGC: BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE [MEEP]!! Those pieces of soiled toilet paper can not be our belts! I DEMAND you... You...

[He makes a confused look.]

EGC: Hello? HELLO?!

[His eyes look to burst.]

EGC: [MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]!!!!!

[Carranza goes on a tear as we cut to the announce table with Jose & Diego.]

JI: Welcome back, everyone! Already tonight has been OFF THE HOOK!

[Diego makes a face.]

DH: Do not use that phrase again, Jose.

[Jose chuckles nervously.]

JI: The Elements defeated the Class of 2010, Eddie Danger made his debut and earlier our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, announced matches for our next episode that make it the biggest show in our promotion's history!

DH: Tonight feels like a big show with everything you just said, Jose!

JI: And it's not over, Diego! We still have Maria's interview with Meiko Yamazaki, our main event with Kings Of Wrestling's King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Champion, Blue Samson, involved but up next we get two debuts in the ring here in Viva Lucha! Let's go to Fernando!

DH: Do we have to? He is so hard on the eyes!

[Fernando is in the ring with the mic... and his ugly clothes.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

[Suddenly loud guitars play over the PA as a song, (this song: https://youtu.be/PnWA9yNWXGI ), hits and fans, especially PVW & ASLL fans, MARK OUT LIKE LITTLE KIDS!]

JI: That music?!

DH: ACK! I have not heard this since All Star Lucha Libre!

[The crowd goes SUPER CRAZY as a familiar masked mini-luchador comes cycling out onto the entrance ramp on a kids sized three wheeler while wearing a blue mask and a RUN DMC styled Adidas track suit on. And walking out after him? Oh.. I think you know who it is!]

FR: Introducing first, led to the ring by MINI-MANIAC, making his return to in ring action, here is... THE MASKED MANIAC!

[SUPER POP]

[Doing a weird strut with pelvic thrusts the masked man who has competed just about everywhere one can think of makes his way to the ring.]

JI: The Masked Maniac is BACK to fight in a wrestling ring and making his debut tonight here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Say.. Why is Mascarita Loco here and why is he wearing a different mask?!

JI: Did you forget already, Jose? ASLL was not that long ago!

DH: Centuries ago to normal people, Jose!

JI: (sighs) Mascarita Loco, better known to our American audiences as Mini-Maniac from All Star Lucha Libre, does one mask for Mexico and another for the States.

DH: Lucky for our fans I am ALWAYS a Hernandez regardless of what country I am in!

[Mini-Maniac gives out some high fives as he drives around ringside while the Masked Maniac climbs into the ring and then up the turnbuckles and does pelvic thrusts to the rock beat of his theme as fans cheer along.]

JI: His opponent tonight will be another debuting competitor.

DH: Oh?

[Suddenly Maniac's theme cuts off and "Paranoia 180" from DDR plays over the PA and the lights dim save for a spotlight that falls on the entrance way. The curtains part and .. ?!]

...

DH: What is going on, Jose?

JI: No se, Diego.

[The moments pass, the clock ticks, time keeps moving...]

*WHOOSH*

[WOAH POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[A man in a silver mask with black visors and wearing a full bodysuit that is purple with black crosshatch pattern somersaults out onto the entrance ramp and points his finger at the ring, frozen like a statue!]

[BIG POP]

[The masked man suddenly snaps out of his pose and begins walking towards the ring, his head moving from side to side with the beat of the music. Some fans instinctively start mimicking his head movements and the silver masked man stops and turns to one such fan along the guard railing and mirrors the fan's movements!]

[HUGE POP]

*WHOOSH*

[BIGGER POP]

DH: Woah!

JI: Wow!

[The masked man backflips away from the fan and continues to ringside where he leaps up onto the ring apron, grabs the ropes and flips over into the ring. He then scrambles up to the 2nd turnbuckle, holds his hands up into the air and continues the head movements to the music.]

[HUGE POP]

FR: And his opponent, from Parts Uknown here is... QUESTION MARK!

[POP]

[Mini-Maniac, sitting on his tricycle, applauds the masked man's entrance, to the chagrin of Masked Maniac who casts a short glare down at his mini-me before shaking his head and popping his knuckles as he prepares to do battle against his enigmatic opponent.]

JI: Quite the entrance for this debuting competitor here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Masked Maniac does not look impressed.

JI: He looks ready to fight.

DH: Si!

[The grey masked referee checks on both masked men before calling for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Tecnico: Masked Maniac vs Rudo: Question Mark **********************************************************

[Masked Maniac puffs himself up before heading to the middle of the ring to confront his masked opponent. The two masked men stare off before Maniac chuckles and begins to do pelvic thrusts in the direction of his opponent.]

[POP]

JI: Some mind games going on her-

*KRACKAKOWWW*

[YOWZA POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[Out of nowhere Question Mark cuts the pelvic thrusts short with a SUPERKICK that FLOORS the Masked Maniac!]

JI: Did you see that?! Question Mark just decked a former PVW Television Champion with one kick!

DH: Flush in the jaw, Jose! And he is not done!

[Maniac is REELING as he tries to scramble up to his feet, a bad idea fueled by anger at his pride being hurt, and soon finds himself DOWN again due to a clothesline from his masked opponent! The reflective masked man scrambles to a corner and hops up to the top rope. He waits as the even more dazed Maniac struggles to his feet and then Question Mark WALKS THE ROPES to about halfway before..]

*FLIES*

*THUDDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: WOW! A Blockbuster Neckbreaker after walking the ropes by Question Mark!

DH: He is SO fast, Jose! He is already up and going for more!

[Indeed, Question Mark is up in a blink and sprinting up the turnbuckles where he waits on Maniac once again. Outside the ring Mini-Maniac is advicing his bigger self to roll out of the ring but Maniac is in too deep a fog as he clumsily pushes himself up and stumbles a bit before..]

*FLIES*

*THUDDDDD*

[WOWZA POP]

JI: WHAT A FLYING CROSS BODYBLOCK BY QUESTION MARK!

DH: The speed! The impact! MADRE Y DIOS!

[Instead of going for a cover, Question Mark is up and dragging Maniac to a corner. He hauls the masked man up before scooping him in his arms and setting him up in a TREE OF WOE!]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

JI: We have already seen one Tree of Woe tonight...

DH: We are about to see a second, Jose!

[Question Mark walks away before turning around in a flash and sprinting towards the corner and...]

*THUDDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: AY CARAMBA! What a SPEAR to Maniac in the corner! He's folded him in half!

DH: Maybe Maniac should be listening to Mascarita Loco about now!

JI: Mini-Maniac, Diego..

DH: I can not keep up with all of his various personas, Jose!

[Mini-Manic, aka Mascarita Loco in Mexico, is off his tricycle and slapping the ring apron repeatedly while calling out for Masked Maniac to roll out of the ring. But still reeling and in a daze Maniac thinks the slapping of the apron are the fans cheering him on to fight.]

MM: Yeah! Masked Bros.. Before...

[He does a weak pelvic thrust as he gets to his knees while Question Mark is once again perched on the top turnbuckle, waiting...]

MM: Before... HOES!

[Maniac pushes himself up with his hands in the air and a goofy smile on his face. Mini-Maniac buries his masked face in his hands because Question Mark is flying through the air...]

*SMACKKKKKK*

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!! WHAT A FLYING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD!!

DH: Maniac has to be completely KNOCKED OUT!

[That he surely is as Question Mark goes for the cover and the three count is academic!]

*DING DING DING*

[HUGE POP]

FR: Here is your winner... QUESTION MARK!

JI: What a debut for Question Mark here in Viva Lucha!

DH: His speed and the sharpness of his attack is very impressive, Jose! He is one of the fastest competitors we have seen!

[Question Mark has his hand raised in victory while Mini-Maniac cries over the KO'd body of his big-me, Masked Maniac.]

JI: Speaking of quick men inside the ring.. Besides Senor Cloak Dos and now Question Mark, one of the fastest men in Viva Lucha is a young man from Costa Rica who also possesses a Carranza Coin and will fight in the four-way elimination main event on our next episode.. Here is a special look at Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora!

[We cut to a clip of PCZ doing his special entrance at the top of the entrance ramp where he pats his chest over his heart before throwing his arms out into the air and yelling out..]

PCZ: PURA VIDA!

[We cut to a clip of PCZ hitting an Asai Moonsault on Vampiro Suarez outside the ring.]

JI: ASAI MOONSAULT! ASAI MOONSAULT PLANCHA!!!

DH: EEEEEE!

[Clips of PCZ ramming Suarez into ring posts and then PCZ hitting a CRAZY double foot stomp on a standing Vampiro Suarez outside the ring.]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE TOP OF SUAREZ'S HEAD!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Is he trying to KILL Suarez?!!!

[Clip of PCZ pounding on his chest as fans cheer.]

Crowd: PCZ! PCZ! PCZ!

JI: Zarzamora is a man possessed here! He wants revenge and that Carranza Coin!

[Quick clips showing off the THREE consecutive Fisherman Busters PCZ hit on Suarez before.. In slow motion... ]

JI: 450 SPLASH!! 450 SPLASH!!!!

DH: CARAMBA!

[We see clips of PCZ with the Carranza Coin in his hand, raised high in the air.]

Crowd: PCZ! PCZ! PCZ!

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then to commercials.]

https://youtu.be/LJP1DphOWPs

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then back to ringside where Jose & Diego await.]

JI: Welcome back everyone! We would like to take a moment before our next debut here in Viva Lucha to let everyone know about a big show happening next week by our parent promotion, Tradicion Lucha Libre!

DH: TLL! Viva Mexico!

JI: On Friday December the 23rd the Fantastic Fight Network Español will be airing TLL's Year End Fiesta show from Arena Mexico in Mexico City. Since 2013, TLL's first year in operation, the Year End Fiesta shows are one of the biggest shows of the year and always has an apuestas main event. This year is no different as the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, and the leader of the Classic Monsters stable, El Profe de Monstruoso the Third, will compete in a Mascara contra Mascara match in the main event!

DH: It will be the very first apuestas match of their careers, Jose!

JI: It is the highest stakes a luchador can compete for so be sure to catch it on FFN Espanol next week. The FFN Twitter feed will also have a live Tweeting of results going on by a reporter in Mexico City as well.

DH: That Twitter feed is @ffn_fantasticfn for those who do not already follow it.

JI: Si, now on with the debuts!

[We cut to inside the ring where Fernando, the white masked referee and a man in very small brown trunks and white boots wait in the ring.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring here is... OLIVER MIAMI!

[The very lean and slightly uncomfortably attired Puerto Rican smiles as he gives a stroke to his mustache and winks at the camera.]

DH: I bet he is a hit with the ladies!

JI: You think so?

DH: He has such confidence! Surprised he is not a Hernandez!

JI: Hmmm...

FR: And his opponent...

[Suddenly "Overkill" by Motorhead ROARS over the PA and fans LOSE THEIR SHIT!]

[HUGE POP]

FR: Here is... "OVERKILL" JOEY MALONE!!!

[MASSIVE POP as Joey comes running out onto the entrance ramp and starts ROCKING OUT to the JOY of the fans!]

JI: OH MY! I knew someone else was making a debut tonight but I did not know that it would be former MBC Star, "Overkill" Joey Malone!

DH: How many former MBC stars are in Viva Lucha now, Jose?! Will Slush appear soon?!!

JI: 'Dro can only WISH Slush would appear in Viva Lucha..

DH: 'Dro? Who is..

JI: I mean... KAYFABE!

[Malone is totally rocking out with the fans to the killer Motorhead tune and he points to one side of the crowd by the entrance ramp and..]

*LEAPS*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Malone has JUMPED into the crowd!

DH: They caught him, Jose! The fans caught him!!

JI: I think... I THINK HE IS CROWD SURFING!!!

[Indeed Malone is crowd surfing and rocking out with the fans!]

JI: They are carrying him towards the ring!

[With two hands giving the Devil horns raised high in the air Malone is carried towards ringside.. but then.. ]

DH: Ah.... Jose?

JI: Oh...

[The fans start passing him backwards.. Away from the ring!]

JI: The fans..?!

[The crowd is MARKING OUT EVEN HARDER as they pass Malone even deeper and deeper into the crowd and Malone is ROCKING OUT SO HARD himself he is not even noticing!]

DH: Are they ACTUALLY passing him from the lower level to the upper level of seats now?!!

JI: I have NEVER seen this EVER in my life!!

DH: IT IS THE POWER OF MOTORHEAD!!!

[The crowd and Malone are so caught up in ROCKING OUT they don't notice the referee call for the bell and then begin a count.]

DH: The match has started, Jose!

JI: Wow...

[Oliver Miami is running in place with a HUGE smile on his face as the referee counts all the way to TEN before calling for the bell again and raising Miami's hand in the air.]

DH: Did Oliver REALLY win this match?!!

JI: Best not to think about it but as we have lost track of Malone amidst the rocking out and no one has turned off the Motorhead song we will just have to wait another day for Joey Malone's debut in Viva Lucha! But folks right now we want to go to a previously recorded interview that Maria Juarez conducted with the JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki!

[We cut to footage shot earlier today inside the ring of a then empty VL Arena. Two chairs are there and one is occupied by the IMPOSSIBLY beautiful, (seriously is this the most gorgeous woman that has existed on God's green earth?!), Maria Juarez and the other chair is occupied by the JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki!]

MJ: Hola, everyone! I am Maria Juarez and with me today is the JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki, who will be defending that prestigious championship on our very next episode against the woman who assaulted her on our Season 2 premiere.. The Goblin Queen!

[Meiko nods her lightly bandaged head with a look of determination.]

MJ: Meiko, thank you for coming to this interview.

[Meiko forces a smile.]

MY: Thank you for having me, Maria.

MJ: Everyone wants to know.. How are you doing? Have you recovered from that horrific beating you suffered at the hands of the Goblin Queen?

[Meiko nods.]

MY: I have had some time to recover, Maria. I am not saying that I am at full strength but I will be ready to defend this championship..

[She touches the famous pink belt tenderly.]

MY: I will be ready to fight the Goblin Queen.

[Maria doesn't seem convinced but she nods her head.]

MJ: The beating that the Goblin Queen put on you was very shocking for fight fans the world over. You are one of the strongest and largest women's wrestlers in the world and she tossed you around like you were nothing!

[Meiko winces but nods her head.]

MY: Yes.

MJ: Aside from your classic matches with the "Giant Queen" Janet Royal, I have never seen anyone handle you in such a fashion. What do you say for the many fans who are concerned for your safety when you defend against the Goblin Queen?

[Yamazaki sighs and forces a smile.]

MY: I appreciate the concern that everyone may have but everytime, against any opponent, we are always in a fair amount of danger. It is part of the sport we compete in. We all know the odds and our chances..

MJ: (interupting) But this is not just ANY opponent! This is THE Goblin Queen! The last reigning MBC Women's World Champion! You're both physically around the same size but she throttled you and tossed you around like..

MY: (interupting back) I understand, Maria. I know very well who I am up against.

[Meiko rubs her chin a moment.]

MY: I am up against a fellow powerhouse who abuses her strengths instead of wielding them with caution and care for their fellow opponents. I am up against an opponent who holds one of the three most prestigious women's championships in our sport alongside mine and the one Laura Davis holds and who shows so little regard for the honor she possesses she tears it apart.

[Meiko nods her head.]

MY: I know it is a dangerous fight and I understand that I may not be at full potential when it comes because of the attack she put on me but I must fight. Not for revenge or my honor but because if she can do what she did to the MBC Women's World Championship she could do that to this..

[She looks down with concern at her championship belt.]

MY: Do you know, Maria, what went into creating this championship? Do you know the sacrifices that ladies such as Li Dagger, Yoko Anno, Sakura Kaneda made for this belt? They were threatened with blacklisting in the women's wrestling community in Japan if they became part of the JPWF's project to create this championship in 1995. They did it anyways. They saw the chance to compete and build a prize with an unprecedented amount of eyes to watch what they were doing.

[Meiko begins to get emotional.]

MY: They knew it was not enough to just take part in it.. They had epic fights for this championship to give it credibility. Do you know of the "Night of Schoolgirl's Tears", Maria?

[Maria shakes her head "No" with a look of being completely engrossed in the story.]

MY: March 18th, 1997.. Nippon Budokan.. Li Dagger defended the pink belt against Sakura Kaneda for over forty minutes in a fight that still gives goosebumps at just the mention of it to many who follow Japanese wrestling. Sakura Kaneda was an idol to all the young girls in Japan. And that night all the school girls were left in tears because Li Dagger managed to win as she always did against Sakura Kaneda.

[Meiko wipes her slightly wet eyes and nods her head.]

MY: I was one of those schoolgirls, Maria.

MJ: Really?!

[Yamazaki nods her eyes.]

MY: That is just an example, Maria, of the history and sacrifice that went into this championship. That generation gave way to my true mentors' generation...

MJ: The Class of '96?!

[Meiko nods her head.]

MY: And surely, Maria, you know of Suzie Love, Katsura Koji, Mosura Hitomi, Lotus Flower... All the battles known the world over for this belt... Even when the JPWF went away they kept the flame of the pink belt going... From promotion to promotion... From LoveSLAM to Girl Fight... They knew what was sacrificed for this pink belt.. They could not let that flame die.. That is why I continue to defend it, Maria. That is why I came here to El Centro.. To Viva Lucha!

[She looks down upon the pink belt, eyes full of emotion again.]

MY: To keep the flame alive... That is why I must fight, Maria.. No matter my condition.. THat is why I must WIN!

[A fire is in Meiko's eyes.]

MY: I can not let the Goblin Queen do to the pink belt what she did to the MBC Women's World Championship.. The UNSPEAKABLE thing she did to that beautiful and amazing championship... I must defend and protect the flame of the pink belt at all costs!

[Maria nods her head with a slight frown on her beautiful face.]

MJ: Well, before you go Meiko.. I would like to know your thoughts on our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza.

[Yamazaki is taken aback in surprise.]

MY: Ah..? My thoughts?

MJ: Yes well... He is not a big supporter of you and your fighting... Many wonder if you lose the JPWF Women's World Championship... Will we ever see you in Viva Lucha, again? He may not bring you back... With all of that in mind, what are your thoughts on our boss and his attitude towards you?

[Meiko frowns and shakes her head.]

MY: Pass.

[Maria is now the one taken aback.]

MJ: Que?!

MY: I pass on that question, Maria.

[Maria is uncharacteristically flustered.]

MJ: Oh.. Well.. Ok....Ah... Th-thank you for coming.

[Meiko forces a smile.]

MY: Thank you for having me.

[And with that we cut backstage where one of the men slated to take part in the four-way elimination match on the next episode, "The Duke" William Phillips is standing by.   The British wrestling superstar is dressed for action later in the night.]

WP: Next time, The Monarchy will finish what we started.   We waged war on the Masked hierarchy that has terrorized the wrestling world for far too long.  Just like the Brexit abomination back at on our home soil, this can not stand!

[The Duke shakes his head.]

WP: Viva Lucha needs honor.  It needs respect.  It needs wrestling _royalty_ to lead the company.   As it's soon to be champion, I vow to stand up for what is right in the wrestling world.  I vow to face the Masked evil that lurks in the shadow.  I vow to protect and honor our great sport from the filth that plagues our great ring.

[The Duke stands proud.]

WP: The Monarchy fights for the every man.  Like the great leaders before us and by the grace of our queen, I vow to win the championship and make the people proud.

[Big smile.]

WP: Senor Cloak Dos ...

[Snarls.]

WP: A traitor.  Hidden under the mask hiding the true nature of yourself.   I won't let it stand.  

[The Duke slams his fist down.]

WP: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora ...

[Another snarl.]

WP: Another masked crusader.   You make me sick!

[Glare.]

WP: Fury ...

WP: You have been the talk in the back.  Your menacing size.  Your rage.  Your dominance.   All paths go through you.  To become the Lucha Champion, to save the wrestling world from the Masked plague, to bring glory back to our queen.   You must be stopped.  You must be defeated.

[The Duke puffs his chest out.]

WP: There can be only one outcome.  The Masked crusade must be stopped.  Good will over come evil.  Wrestling royalty will stand at the top of the wrestling world once again.

[A big salute.]

WP: God save the queen.

[We fade to black then the "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and it's off to commercials.]

https://youtu.be/ePPJaC0h1RQ

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and we return from commercials to the smiling faces of Jose & Diego.]

JI: Welcome back amigos and after all the big news and crazy things we have seen tonight... It is all going up to another level because it's now time for the special cross promotional event we told you about at the start of the show. Let's go to the ring!

[Fernando, ugly clothes and all, is standing ready in the ring along with the black masked referee.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!

[POP]

[Music erupts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/nJBb5INJbLk ), and fans JUMP OUT OF THEIR SEATS AND GO CRAZY!]

FR: Introducing first.. From the KINGS OF WRESTLING PROMOTION... He is the KING OF KINGS UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... Here is... BLUE SAMSON!

[And the fans inside the VL Arena LOSE THEIR SHIT as the six foot six inch jacked to the gills muscle man known the world over because of his historic title reign walks out onto the entrance ramp with his blue trunks, blue boots and white t-shirt and the KOW King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Title belt around his waist.]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What this man has done in our sport is nothing short of incredible! Since June of 2011 this man has had one of the most historic world championship reigns in the history of professional wrestling! That is FIVE and a half YEARS, Diego!

DH: It is impressive, Jose. I will not say that it is not.

[The hulking muscled man gives out high fives and poses for selfies and pictures with fans as he makes his way to the ring.]

JI: We here in Viva Lucha and from our parent promotion, Tradicion Lucha Libre in Mexico, are very grateful to the Kings of Wrestling promotion for making this happen tonight. To all the Kings Of Wrestling viewers watching us for the first time, we hope that you are enjoying what you have seen from us tonight and we hope that you will catch more of our shows after tonight.

DH: Yes, you must return to watch more of me because I am a Hernandez and we are the best family in all of wrestling!

[Samson climbs into the ring and flashes a huge smile at the cheering fans before grabbing his t-shirt and RIPPING IT APART WITH HIS HANDS!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: Who is his opponent tonight, Jose?

JI: I do not know.

DH: Probably Da' Big Man or something like that.

JI: Hmmm.. Well he was backstage...

DH: Si. He was eating all the sandwiches at craft services.

[Samson poses a bit in a corner as the crowd eat it up then his music fades out and.. EGC's office door flies open and he walks out of his office holding some papers in one hand, a microphone in the other and a HUGE smile on his face.]

EGC: YEAHHH! BLUE SAMSON, EVERYONE! Let us give it up for him!

[BIG POP]

[Carranza applauds with the fans as Samson smiles and flexes some more in the ring. This goes on a while before el Jefe holds up the hand with the papers, asking for everyone to calm down.]

EGC: Now, Mister Samson.. I am going to let you get on with your match here in just a moment but... Ah... Heh.. It is funny, you know... I was looking over these papers!

[Emanuel holds the papers up into the air while Samson makes a face while rubbing his mustache.]

EGC: They don't know what these are but these are some papers that Samson signed earlier today for his appearance tonight. Simple waiver papers.. Or so I thought!

[An evil shine comes over Carranza's eyes as he smiles at the confused King Of Kings Champions in the ring.]

EGC: But these are in fact.. NOT simple waiver papers!

[Carranza does a look of mock surprise.]

EGC: This is actually a CONTRACT for a match tonight with the King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship on the line!

[WOAH POP]

JI: Madre y Dios!

DH: Jose, did you hear that?!

JI: The Kings Of Wrestling King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship is on the line tonight!

DH: What is going on?!

[Samson chuckles and rolls his eyes, realizing he's been tricked but not too concerned yet. Carranza only smiles more.]

EGC: And not only is your championship that you have held for over five years on the line tonight Mister Samson... This match, according to these papers you signed, will be fought under ANYTHING GOES RULES!

[HOLY MOLY POP]

[Blue is now shooting a glare at the smiling boss of Viva Lucha but he still doesn't look shooken up. Carranza begins to head back inside his office but stops then turns around holding a finger up in the air.]

EGC: Oh yes.. One more thing... Your opponent tonight...

[Carranza points up at the entrance ramp and suddenly the lights dim down and a spinning Cherry Cola bottle is projected onto the curtains as a countdown starts..]

ONE

TWO

THREE

*BOOM*

[A small amount of pyro goes off and then the hard rocking Midnight Gypsies cover of "Girl From Ipanema" plays over the PA and... EVERYBODY TOTALLY LOSES THEIR SHIT!]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI NO FREAKING WAY THIS CAN NOT BE REAL SURPRISED OUT OF THEIR MINDS POP]

JI: No way...

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: NO WAY!

[Yes way because walking out onto the ramp are three familiar faces to all wrestling fans the world over. There is the wall of humanity dressed in a charcoal colored suit with cherry colored sunglasses and tie carrying the beautiful Toad Trophy, Korbus deVries, KdV for short. Then there is the lady dressed in a cherry colored dress suit with a pink blouse and a cartoonishly large cherry colored purse in one hand, and a MBC Olympics Gold Medal around her neck, Stephanie Delacroix. And then there is the man wearing black trunks with gold trim and star on the back with black kneepads and boots with gold trim and a shiny metal kneebrace over his his right knee and the UWF Meltdown, Rampage and Unified TV Championship belts in one arm, the International Fighting Championship, Cherry Cola World Heavyweight Championship belts in his other arm, the PVW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist... Well, Fernando will help you out.]

FR: His opponent, he is the holder of the LEGACY CROWN.. Here is.. "THE UP ALL NIGHT" .. PABLO O'CONNOR!

JI: THIS IS UNREAL! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

DH: How is this happening, Jose? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!!!!

[As O'Connor, covered in championship belts, Delacroix and KdV make their way to the ring amidst a VL Arena crowd that are STILL GOING NUTS, Blue Samson gives a very hard look at Carranza who takes a seat at ringside and shrugs his shoulder before saying "It is just business."]

JI: Pablo O'Connor has been shocking the pro wrestling world this past year with his quest to create what he is calling the Legacy Crown.

DH: L-Crown for short.

JI: And.. I can not be for certain but.. I think he must have struck some deal with our boss to make this match tonight in an attempt to add the King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship to the L-Crown!

DH: QUE?! But... Jose... If he is working to trick a promotion we are tied to through the Fantastic Fight Network...

JI: The blowback that could hit not just Viva Lucha but our parent promotion Tradicion Lucha Libre in the wrestling world is... Scary to think about!

DH: Caramba!

JI: Si.

[Pablo stands on the ring apron and holds out his arms as the music fades. His wife and manager, Stephanie Delacroix, removes the belts from his arms and then undoes the PVW World Title belt from around his waist and hops off the apron as her husband flashes a huge evil grin at Samson. The King of Kings Champ takes off his belt and gives it a long look before handing it to the black masked referee. Samson then points at O'Connor and motions for him to bring it on while repeating over and over "This won't work, you're gonna' get your ass beat." O'Connor chuckles and feigns climbing into the ring before stopping himself and giving Samson a big wink. Blue shoots a confused angry look before..]

*THUDD*

[YOWZA]

[KdV clobbers Samson from behind with a big body rush and the official calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Title Match: [Anything Goes Rules]

Tecnico: (c)Blue Samson vs Rudo: "Up All Night" Pablo O'COnnor **********************************************************

[HOLY SHIT THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING POP]

[KdV, the massive South African former powerlifter, is stomping away at the KOW star as a smiling O'Connor slowly climbs into the ring. Did I mention that he is laughing?]

POC: BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

SD: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Both O'Connor and his wife Delacroix are laughing like evil maniacs while Samson is being stomped to oblivion by the wall of humanity that is their bodyguard.]

JI: I can NOT get over the shock of what is happening right now in front of us in a Viva Lucha ring!

DH: Someone being stomped on has you that surprised?!

JI: No, Diego! Pablo O'Connor is challenging Blue Samson for the Kings Of Wrestling King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship in an Anything Goes Rules match in a Viva Lucha ring!

*GRAB*

[POP]

DH: Samson has caught one of the legs of that big man!

*TRIP*

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: AND HE HAS TRIPPED HIM TO THE GROUND!

[Indeed, the KOW champ has tripped KdV to the canvas and O'Connor stops laughing and a different expression comes over his face as a VERY angry Blue Samson gets to his feet. The Hulk of a man GROWLS before pointing at O'Connor and threatening to bust his head open like a melon! Delacroix is FROZEN to the spot outside the ring and the impending danger to her husband and their plans but then she shoots a sharp glare at her bodyguard.]

SD: [MEEP]! DO YOUR [MEEP]ING JOB!

[Samson spins around as a charging WALL of KdV comes at him and manages to block the South African's blow before UNLOADING with a BIG right hand!]

[80'S POP]

JI: Big right hand by Samson.. AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER!

DH: He should pay attention to his actual opponent!

*CHOP*

[HEEL POP]

[From behind O'Connor takes the distraction to take out Samson's knee from behind with his metal kneebraced knee!]

JI: Oh, Diego.. I am so worried... You have one of the sneakiest and controversial competitors in the history of this sport with numbers and rules to his advantage attempting to take way one of the most prestigious championships on the planet against one man. A mountain of a man who has done something incredible in our sport by holding on to this championship for five and a half years but he is still ONE man against... And our boss...

[We get a shot of Carranza who is smiling and elbowing Fernando at ringside saying "Did you see that? Haha!".]

DH: We are going to be blacklisted in this sport, Jose!

JI: I am scared you are right, Diego.

[Samson, down on one knee, grabs his injured knee while O'Connor leans against the ropes and laughs like a maniac again. Delacroix cheerleads outside the ring while KdV straightens himself out. Pablo, with an evil grin, goes to grab the KOW champ but..]

*GRAB*

[HUGE 80'S POP]

[The big man GRABS HIM and with one mighty shove...]

[MASSIVE POP]

[Sends O'Connor flying against and over the ropes onto the ring apron! Stephanie curses before barking orders at KdV who comes at Samson with a big right hand but the man in blue dodges the punch and replies with..]

*JAB*

[POP]

*JAB*

[BIG POP]

*JAB*

[BIGGER POP]

JI: Samson is peppering KdV with those jabs!

[The big South African is not quite reeling from the jabs but looks angrily annoyed. Samson rears back and follows that up with..]

*POKE*

[HUGE POP]

[KdV gets a poke to the eyes and THAT sends him reeling back as he grabs at his face while leaning against the ropes. O'Connor pulls himself up only to find Samson's hands grabbing him!]

[BIG POP]

[Pablo tries to struggle free, Delacroix curses up a storm in Samson's direction, and the KOW champion only GROWLS as he charges at a corner and ... ]

*SMACK*

*THUDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: Samson RAMMED O'Connor against that ring post!

[GIGANTIC 80'S POP]

[The crowd GOES CRAZY as Samson flexes his giant muscles for them!]

DH: Jose, I get that this is part of his deal and all but.. The situation this man is in...

JI: Si.

DH: Why would you worry about posing for the crowd when the championship of your promotion is on the line against someone as dangerous as Pablo O'Connor?!

[The Viva Lucha boss is unhappy at what is unfolding too but not for the same reasons as Diego. Carranza looks VERY concerned and then a look of surprise because Samson is pointing at him from the ring. EGC points at himself to make sure he is the one Samson is pointing at and the KOW champ nods his head before flashing a defiant smile and...]

[HOLY MOLY POP]

DH: HE JUST GAVE OUR BOSS THE FINGER!!!

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!!

[Carranza leaps out of his seat and he is TREMBLING with rage while Samson laughs at him.]

DH: I get it, Jose. I get why Samson is doing that but I state again.. He needs to focus on the situation at hand and save that for afterwards!

JI: With so much on the line I agree completely, Diego.

[Outside the ring Delacroix is checking on her husband when Samson comes rolling out of the ring and charges over. O'Connor motions his wife away and she just dodges out of the way before the KOW champ grabs ahold of the L-Crown holder and runs with him towards another ring post and..]

*SMACK*

[HUGE POP]

[O'Connor slumps to the ground but is abruptly heaved back up onto his feet as Samson drags the L-Crown champ to another ring post and..]

*SMACK*

[BIG POP]

JI: Samson is running WILD on O'Connor here outside the ring!

DH: Blue is not making himself a fan with the wife of Pablo..

[Delacroix is shooting DEATH lasers at Samson with her eyes before barking orders at KdV. Meanwhile Samson drags O'Connor in front of a shocked Carranza.]

JI: They're by us now!

DH: Oh boy!

[Samson flashes a smile at the Viva Lucha boss and tells him to "watch this" and then he motions towards Carranza's office!]

JI: HE'S GONNA' RAM O'CONNOR AGAINST CARRANZA'S OFFICE OUTER WALL!

*TACKLE*

*SMASHCRASHKOW*

[HOLY FUCKING MOLY RAVIOLI LOSE YOUR SHIT POP]

DH: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!

JI: KDV SPEARED SAMSON FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Carranza goes from stunned to GIANT CHESHIRE CAT GRIN as the massive South African sits on top of the KOW champ and UNLOADS with HEAVY shots one after another!]

DH: This is why you focus on what is at hand instead of petty things, Jose!

[EGC is on his feet and cheering the beatdown like a MADMAN! Meanwhile Delacroix helps O'Connor get to his feet and to the ring apron so he can recover. KdV stops his bombardment of blows to pull the big man up to his feet and scoop him up with EASE as if he was nothing and then direct himself towards a ringpost and...]

*SMACKAKOWWWW*

[DANG HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: HE RAMMED SAMSON BACK FIRST AGAINST THAT RING POST!

DH: Caramba!

[The huge South African lets Samson fall to the floor and the big man WRITHES in pain while holding his back! O'Connor shoots a focused glare at the KOW champ and marches over and motions for his bodyguard to get Samson inside the ring. Once again with ease the big man picks up Samson and this time rolls him under the ropes back inside the ring. O'Connor follows in after his opponent and..]

*THUDD*

[HEEL POP]

JI: He dropped that kneebraced knee across the back of Samson!

DH: And this is what everyone forgets, Jose. They forget this man right here.

[O'Connor follows that with a kneebraced kneedrop to the back of Samson's neck.]

DH: The methodical man who has a gameplan and strategy for everything. This is the man who won the JPWF Heavyweight World Championship in 2000. This is the only man to win a 200 man Battle Royal!

[Pablo grinds the kneebrace against Blue's neck which leads to flailing on the part of the champ. The black masked referee doesn't do anything about it 'cos... There are no rules in this match. O'Connor motions for his bodyguard to enter the ring and the big man does so.]

JI: Before there was a Legacy Crown this man was making a legacy for himself in this sport that many can only dream of. Besides what you mentioned already he has held tag team championships, other World championships including the belt he is fighting for right now..WOW!

[DANG POP]

[KdV runs off the ropes and hits a HUGE big man splash across the back of Blue Samson. The KOW champ immediately rolls out of the ring while holding his back, his face a mask of pain.]

DH: He held the King of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship for EIGHTEEN MONTHS, Jose!

JI: Well his opponent has held it now for roughly SIXTY SIX months!

DH: You miss my point, Jose! O'Connor is not the man you face against with your championship on the line and take time for petty revenge!

[Speaking of petty revenge, Viva Lucha boss Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza is applauding and then he gets off his chair and begins mocking Samson's pain on display in front of him.]

[A mix of BOOS and YES EVIL CHEERS]

[O'Connor & KdV roll out of the ring and Delacroix greets them with some suggestions about what to do next. Pablo nods and then Stephanie motions to the South African who marches over to Samson and STOMPS AWAY at the man's back while O'Connor reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.]

JI: Oh my.. What are they up to now..

DH: Nothing good for Samson, Jose!

[Delacroix motions to KdV who ceases his stomping and pulls the KOW champ up to his feet and then wraps his massive arms around Blue's massive arms from the front and holds him in place for the L-Crown Champion who gets a running start before..]

*CRACKAKOWWWW*

[HOLY EVIL CHAIR SHOT POP]

JI: O'Connor SMASHED that chair across Samson's back!

[Samson falls to his knees, crying out in pain! KdV lets the champ fall to the floor and this seems to inspire Carranza.]

JI: What is this?!

[Carranza makes fun of Samson's pain even more outrageously than before! He contorts his face in mock pain and makes funny sounding moans. EGC takes a glance at Fernando and then he elbows the poor ring announcer and motions for him to join in the making fun of Samson. Fernando shakes his head nervously but Carranza shoots a glare and the poorly dressed man stands up slowly and half-heartedly joins in on the making fun of Samson.]

[BIG mix of BOOS & POP]

JI: This is as uncalled for as Samson's actions earlier!

DH: The only difference, Jose, is Carranza does not have a championship on the line.

JI: What our boss has on the line I have no idea but the position he has put all of us and potentially our parent promotion is a whole other matter..

[Delacroix whispers something in her husband's ear and he smiles and then climbs onto the ring apron while his wife motions at KdV who replies by grabbing a hold of Samson and holding him in place on his knees. O'Connor stands over Samson, with that chair in his hands, and he holds it a particular way before..]

*JAM*

*CRACKAKOWW*

[OH HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: DIOS! OH MY GOD! O'Connor just leaped off the apron and JAMMED the edge of that steel chair into the back of Samson's neck!

[The big man is rolling around on the floor, holding his neck while flailing about and moaning in pain! O'Connor and Delacroix climb into the ring and do a mock of Samson's muscle flex poses in the middle of the ring.]

[MASSIVE BOOS & HEEL POP]

DH: Jose.. This is one of the biggest stars in the entire world doing what he does best and I am starting to think there is no way out of this for Samson.

JI: Blue Samson and the Kings Of Wrestling have fallen for a trap here, apparently aided in the set up by our boss, and one of the most prestigious championships in the world seems ready to join the Legacy Crown!

[Carranza is LOVING the HELL out of Samson's pain and he motions for Fernando to join him in mocking the KOW champ even more. EGC gets such a kick out of it he falls back down onto his chair and is laughing his ass off!]

JI: This is awful!

DH: But.. Can we also not admire what those two in the ring are orchestrating here, Jose?

JI: Hmmm...

DH: If they pull this off tonight...

JI: The history they are making...

DH: There will be NOTHING in our sport that can match the L-Crown for prestige if they aquire what they are after tonight, Jose!

[O'Connor and his wife knock off the mocking and motion for the massive South African to bring Samson back inside the ring. KdV rolls the King of Kings Champ back inside the ring and Delacroix takes the dented steel chair and holds it over the back of Samson's neck.]

JI: Oh no...

[Anticipation POP as O'Connor leans against the ropes and charges...]

*LEAP*

*KLANGAKOWWW*

[OH SWEET DAMN DANG POP]

JI: O'CONNOR DROPPED THAT METAL KNEEBRACED KNEE ONTO THAT CHAIR THAT WAS AGAINST SAMSON'S NECK!

DH: This could be it, Jose! O'Connor needs to pin him now!

[Samson rolls around in horrible pain as O'Connor and Delacroix stand over him with evil smiles and..]

POC & SD: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[EVIL POP & BOOS]

DH: What are THEY doing, Jose?! Go for the pin!

JI: In a reversal of testing fate it seems O'Connor is now wasting time instead of going for the victory.

DH: How is Samson going to come back from this?! Pin him now THEN celebrate the amazing history they have accomplished!

[Diego's words are wise but the holders of the L-Crown of course don't take heed, instead they notice how much Carranza is enjoying this on the outside and they call out to him.]

JI: What's this?!

DH: They want to speak with our boss?!

[The duo motion for him to join them in the ring! Carranza is wide eyed surprised and then an almost child like smile grows on his face and he leaps to his feet and scrambles inside the ring.]

[WHAT THE POP]

JI: They're calling our boss into the ring...?!

DH: What could this be for?!

[The duo motion to Carranza about something and his face lights up as he nods his head excitedly and he pulls out his cell phone!]

[WHAT POP]

DH: What do they want a..

JI: Oh man..

[The three of them pose standing over Samson's writhing body and take a selfie.]

[MASSIVE BOOS & MASSIVE SELFIE POP]

DH: Jose, all those plans to trap Samson and Kings of Wrestling for this and...

JI: They are inviting doom and we will all still be blacklisted...

DH: AIEEEEE!

[The three of them huddle in a corner and look at his phone and then... THEY MARK OUT for their selfie!]

[GIANT POP]

DH: Oh no!

JI: But Blue Samson.. He is getting to his knees...

DH: He.. He is shaking!

[LOUDER POP]

JI: He is Samsoning up!

[KdV watches Samson make his way to the ropes and then glances at his charges and realizes they don't notice and he begins scrambling in the ring.]

DH: Their bodyguard notices!

[Samson grabs the ropes and begins shaking them vigorously!]

[OH MY GOD MASSIVE 80'S POP]

[KdV rolls under the ropes into the ring and charges over and BLASTS Samson from behind with a forearm as the champ gets to his feet...IT HAS NO EFFECT!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Oh Boy!

[O'Connor and Delacroix notice the commotion, and the crowd, and turn around to watch as Samson eats shot after shot by the big South African and NONE of them affecting him! Carranza on the other hand...]

JI: O'Connor and Delacroix are aware of the situation now but our boss..

DH: He is still laughing at that selfie!

[KdV takes another swing but Samson blocks it and...]

*WHAM*

[GIANT 80's POP]

JI: Big right hand sends KdV reeling and.. OH MY GOD!

*KICK*

*THUD*

[HOLY MOLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING POP]

DH: HE KICKED HIM IN THE GROIN!!!

JI: Samson KICKED KdV in the groin!

[The big man is TOTALLY down and Samson turns his angry gaze at O'Connor and Delacroix and points at them!]

[POINT OF DOOM POP]

[O'Connor yells for Delacroix to get out of the ring and she scrambles to the ropes, just in time, as Samson charges over and..]

*WHAM*

*THUDD*

[GIANT 80'S POP]

JI: Blue Samson has DECKED O'Connor with a big right hand!

DH: Jose! Our boss!

[Carranza has now become aware that things have gone awry and he slowly turns around and then NEARLY JUMPS OUT OF HIS SKIN in startlement as he sees a RAGING Blue Samson GLARING at him!]

[OH HE'S GONNA' GET IT NOW POP]

JI: Oh boy.

DH: I think our boss is about to be clobbered!

[Carranza flashes a very fake smile and then tries to scramble out of the ring but..]

*GRAB*

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: Yep, he's about to be clobbered.

[Samson catches Carranza before he can escape and drags him to the middle of the ring then proceeds to take the boss' cellphone with one hand while slapping a headlock on Carranza with the other and then he poses with a big smile and...]

[HOLY MOLY SELFIE POP]

JI: HE TOOK A SELFIE WITH CARRANZA'S PHONE!

DH: What is WITH this guy?! He just got LUCKY being left off the hook due to the hubris of O'Connor and his group and now he is wasting time with more petty stuff towards our boss?!

[Samson calls out to a very scared Fernando Rodriguez and then tosses EGC's cellphone to him, which the ring announcer makes sure to catch without fail, and then the KOW champ drags Carranza to the ropes and..]

*TOSS*

*TUMBLE*

[WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS THE BOSS TOSSED HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: HE TOSSED OUR BOSS OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Pablo pulls himself up to his feet and Samson GROWLS as he goes to charge with bad intentions but the L-Crown holder doesn't seem that concerned because... Well.... He has a bodyguard.]

*SMACKAKOWWWWW*

[WOAH POP]

JI: KdV just THREW himself in the way of Samson's big boot there!

DH: All that time he wasted with our boss.. Does he not see that O'Connor has pieces in play for every situation at hand?!

[The South Africa is totally FLOORED by the big boot while Pablo goes to a corner, waiting to see how things play out. Meanwhile Fernando is trying to help Carranza up but the boss shoves the ring announcer away with despair on his face.]

JI: KdV is getting to his feet..

DH: That guy can take ANY blow it seems!

JI: And Samson...

*SLAP*

*SLAP*

*SLAP*

[The KOW champ begins slapping his arm, calling for his finisher the BLUE AXE BOMBER!]

[ANTICIPATION POP!]

DH: He is telegraphing what he is about to do against a master strategist like O'Connor and Delacroix?!

[Pablo and Stephanie exchange glances and she begins moving towards a specific side of the ringside area while O'Connor watches as Samson charges at his bodyguard and..]

*KRACKAKOWABUNGA*

[OMEGA SUPREME ROCK N ROLL THUNDER BOOMBOX HEAVEN 80'S POP]

JI: THE BLUE AXE BOMBER!!!

DH: On the bodyguard! IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE?!

[Carranza, still seated on the floor outside the ring, clutches at his hair with despair as he watches Samson turn with a wild look in his eyes and a huge smile towards O'Connor in the corner. Blue nods his head excitedly as he tells O'Connor he's about to get put away to which Pablo chuckles a little and flashes an evil grin...]

[WAIT A MINUTE POP]

JI: Delacroix! She's on the ring apron!! SHE HAS A BOTTLE IN HER HAND!!

DH: Por su puesto, Jose! MADRE Y DIOS does no one pay attention tonight?!

[Blue Samson meet Stephanie Delacroix, Object Throwing Demon Power Level (kayfabe) Master.]

*PITCH*

*SMACKCRACKADOOM*

[HOLY FUCKING SHIT BASEBALL THROW OF DOOM POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

[Delacroix BEANED Samson upside the head with a bottle of Cherry Cola and the champ is now down on one knee holding his head in pain! O'Connor turns his gaze at Viva Lucha boss Carranza, who is leaping to his feet with surprise and hope in his eyes, and the L-Crown champion points to one specific thing.]

JI: He's motioning for that dented steel chair they used earlier!

DH: Here it comes, Jose..

[EGC's eyes grow wild and with a crazed smile he snatches up the chair and tosses it into the ring where O'Connor catches and with cold effeciency..]

*KRUNCHAKOWASMACKABOOMDOOM*

[JESUS CHRIST HE KILLED HIM HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: HE BENT THAT CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF SAMSON'S NECK!

DH: Si. It is coming, Jose.

JI: Que? What are you on about, Diego?

DH: Watch. It is coming.

JI: What?! What is coming?!

[As the KOW champion holds the back of his neck, hunched over on his knees in HORRIBLE pain, O'Connor calmly tosses the chair aside before walking to a corner then spinning around with a SUPER VILLAIN LOOK IN HIS EYES! Delacroix snaps her fingers at the black masked referee, alerting the official who has had basically nothing to do this entire match since it is anything goes rules to be prepared as O'Connor watches and waits while Samson tries to push himself up..]

*THUD*

[But he falls to one knee.]

DH: The end is coming.

[O'Connor BURSTS out of the corner, sprinting towards Samson for..]

*SMACKABOOMCRACKADOOMBOOMWHAMOPOW*

*THUD*

[IS THIS REAL LIFE AND REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE IN EL CENTRO CALIFORNIA POP]

JI: CHERRY COLA SMASH!!

DH: It is over.

[Samson drops after being KO'd by the running kneebrace shot to the head and O'Connor goes for the cover and the well prepared black masked referee is on the canvas in a blink and the count...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[OH MY GOD NO WAY HISTORY MADE POP]

FR: Here is your winner and.. NEW!! KING OF KINGS UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... PABLO O'CONNOR!

[O'Connor leaps up as he is handed the beautiful title belt he once held nearly a decade ago and then he falls to his knees and buries his face in it, overcome with emotion while the hard rocking cover of "Girl From Ipanema" plays on the PA. Delacroix rushes in and is all over her husband with tears in her eyes as both of them bury their faces against the title belt.]

DH: This is AMAZING!

JI: And also HORRIFYING!

DH: EEEEE!

JI: Our boss helped lure Kings Of Wrestling's top star into a trap where he has now LOST that promotion's most prestigious championship..

DH: We are going to be black listed...

JI: No ONE is going to trust us ever again! Viva Lucha and potentially our mother promotion Tradicion Lucha Libre will never have good faith with any promotion in our sport because of what we have just witnessed tonight!

[KdV groggily stumbles over as O'Connor and Delacroix have gone from emotional to CRAZED as they shake the title belt in the air and scream incoherent victory screams! Carranza watches with bliss in his face and then he motions for Fernando to carry all the title belts into the ring. KdV spots this and heads over to collect the belts from Fernando.]

JI: And what does this mean for this man?! He has now tricked and cheated his way into the most prestigious gathering of championships our sport has ever seen! Everyone will remember this night in December of 2016 when Pablo O'Connor added the King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship and all it's history to his L-Crown!

DH: The JPWF World Heavyweight Championship, the FCWF World Heavyweight Championship, the Old School Of Hard Knocks Wrestling Heavwyeight Championship, Los Locos Lucha Libre World Heavyweight Championship...

JI: It all joins the rest of his amazing collection... What history we have seen tonight!

[MASSIVE SO MUCH GOLD MEGA POP]

[O'Connor now covered in every championship belt in the L-Crown sits on KdV's shoulders as he's paraded around the ring and Delacroix follows after with the Toad Trophy high in the air.]

JI: What HORRIBLE history we have seen happen tonight!

[Samson comes to and is horrified at the parade he sees happening in the same ring as him. He then turns to look at a smiling Carranza who holds up a hand and then... Gives Samson the bird before turning to go back inside his office. Samson drops his head into his hands in despair.]

JI: And next time we are going to see even MORE history as it will be the BIGGEST show in our existence to date! The JPWF Women's World Championship will be defended as Meiko Yamazaki fights the Goblin Queen! The Viva Lucha Trios Championships will be decided in a Three Way Anything Goes match between The Cyborg Kingdom, the Human Race and the Robot Kingdom. And in our main event.. Senor Cloak Dos, William Phillips, PCZ and Fury will fight in a four way elimination match to determine the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! It is all next time, do NOT miss it!

[We get a few more shots of the big celebration before finding ourselves inside Carranza's office. The boss closes the door with a smile and pumps a fist.]

EGC: Yes! We did it! We-

[He stops himself as he looks up with alarm because he realizes he is not alone.]

EGC: Who is there?!

[From out of a shadowy corner steps forward a sweaty and battered Class of 2010-er, Anna Williams, still in her wrestling gear. Carranza is confused.]

EGC: Anna? What are you doing in here inside my office?!

[She flashes a smile and motions to a fabric covered chair in the corner.]

AW: My Auntie wanted me to present you with your bonus for a job well done.

[Carranza has a look of both apprehension and curiosity upon his face. He approaches the chair and reaches for the fabric but stops himself. Anna smiles and bows her head.]

AW: Enjoy.

[She walks past Carranza and out his door, closing it behind her. He ponders for a few moments and then we keep our cameras on his face as he pulls the fabric back. A gold glow illuminates his visage as his eyes grow wide and literally the biggest smile we have ever seen on this man stretches across his face.]

EGC: Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHA.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[He laughs like a maniac who has found pure ecstatic bliss as we fade to black.]

(c)2016 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 02

[Scene opens to.. Well you know what? Why don't I just... SHOW YOU!]

https://youtu.be/fexk3gKP19Y

[Fades to black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California and the packed crowd there full of SUPER DUPER EXCITED fans ready for the night's lucha action! We pan over the pumped up fans before arriving at the announce table where two familiar faces weclome us.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and with me as always is my partner in crime, Diego Hernandez!

[Diego makes a disgusted face.]

DH: Partner in crime?!

JI: Yeah, we are partners in calling the action here in Viva Lucha.

DH: Jose let us get one thing straight.. I am not your partner in anything. I am your SUPERIOR because I have the blood of the greatest family in all of wrestling.. THE HERNANDEZ FAMILY!

[Diego puffs his chest out and strikes a regal pose or as close to one as he can while Jose rolls his eyes.]

JI: Whatever you say, Diego.

DH: Exactly! Now you are getting it!

JI: Amigos, we have such a HUGE show for you tonight! We are going to see not only two scores get settled here tonight but in both of those matches Carranza Coins will be on the line meaning by the end of the night we will know who will join Senor Cloak Dos and Fury in the four way elimination match to determine the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion!

DH: While I can not wait to see "The Duke" William Phillips put that drunkard Rey Diablo Loco in his place in our main event tonight...

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is no longer an alcoholic. He has been sober for a number of yea-

DH: I FEAR for The Duke as all should fear for anyone who holds a Carranza Coin when tonight is over because they will join Senor Cloak Dos in being victims for the BRUTALITY that is Fury!

[Jose nods his head grimly.]

JI: Si... Well, as you alluded to our main event tonight will feature Rey Diablo Loco going one on one against his rival "The Duke" William Phillips for a Carranza Coin. We will also see Cyborg King in action tonight but kicking things off tonight it's our other match for a Carranza Coin! Let's go to the ring where our ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez, is standing by. Take it away Fernando!

[Don't adjust your screens. Fernando is really wearing a zebra print tuxedo with a highlighter blue shirt, green bow tie with yellow polka dots and orange dress shoes.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a CARRANZA COIN!

[BIG POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/_PCypl8YANU ) and out from the back walks a Mexican man who is short and stocky with long black hair, purple tights with black ring boots and a dark blue cape with white face paint on and fangs that he is proud to bare at the fans.]

FR: Introducing first, part of the CLASSIC MONSTERS stable.. Here is... VAMPIRO SUAREZ!

[Suarez makes scary faces at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.]

JI: Last time Suarez's boss, El Profe de Monstruoso the Third, had all the odds stacked in his favor but he failed to win a Carranza Coin and the International Light Heavyweight Championship thanks partly to Vampiro's opponent tonight.

DH: And Jose, you KNOW that Suarez is here to make that Costa Rican PAY for his sins!

JI: Well, Suarez has some sins to pay for himself as far as his opponent goes...

[Suarez hops around the ring and strikes another scary pose before his music fades and another song comes over the PA, (this song: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and the fans LEAP OUT OF THEIR SEATS AND GO INSANE MARKING OUT!!]

FR: And his opponent, from San Jose, Costa Rica.. Here is... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!!

[From the back out walks a well toned latino man with a Costa Rican flag tattoo on his chest over his heart and a tattoo along his abdomen reading "Pura Vida". He's wearing a scaled green and yellow mask resembling a crocodile and has green tights with white ring boots. He pats the Costa Rican flag tattoo over his heart then throws his arms into the air and yells.]

"PURA VIDA!"

[HUGE POP]

JI: These fans have been waiting a while to see PCZ return to the ring here in Viva Lucha and here he is tonight to not only fight for a Carranza Coin and book his spot in that four way elimination match for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship but to settle the score against a man who has not only made him bleed but who tasted his blood!

DH: Crocodile Boy is a FOOL, Jose! Suarez has FED on his blood and he WANTS to get into the ring against him? That is stupid!

[PCZ looks at the fans who are welcoming him back so warmly..]

Crowd: PCZ! PCZ! PCZ!

[Then he glares at Suarez in the ring and he begins a sprint towards the ring..]

JI: I think Fernando better get out of there because this match...

[PCZ leaps onto the apron then onto the top rope and FLIES through the air, leap frogging over a charging Suarez, as Fernando SCRAMBLES out of the ring and a black masked referee slides in and calls for the bell..]

*DING*

********************************************************** Carranza Coin Match: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora vs Vampiro Suarez **********************************************************

[HUGE POP]

JI: IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: Really, Jose.. EVERY TIME?!!

[Suarez spins around only to eat a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK from the masked Costa Rican! Zarzamora kips up to his feet and is ready for when Vampiro scrambles up to his so he can blast the facepainted Mexican with a standing dropkick sending him tumbling out of the ring to the floor outside. Pocho hops over the ropes to the apron then turns his back to Suarez, who struggles to his feet, before leaping onto the 2nd rope and...]

[GIANT POP]

JI: ASAI MOONSAULT! ASAI MOONSAULT PLANCHA!!!

DH: EEEEEE!

[PCZ scrambles to his feet and pounds his chest with a grunt as the fans MARK THE FUCK OUT!! The fired up Costa Rican grabs two handfuls of his rival's hair and drags him up to his feet and then makes for the nearest ring post and...]

*THUDD*

[RAMS Suarez face first into it! Vampiro falls to the floor and rolls around holding his face while crying out in pain. PCZ glares down at the Mexican then shakes his head angrily before yanking the facepainted man up to his feet again and then...]

*THUDDD*

[POP]

[RAMMING HIM EVEN HARDER INTO THE RING POST! Suarez flails his legs around as he holds his face while the Costa Rican rolls back into the ring and yells out a war cry as the fans MARK OUT ONCE AGAIN!]

JI: We are seeing an aggressive side of Zarzamora that we have not seen before! He is clearly out for revenge here tonight.

DH: If crocodile boy wants a chance at one of those precious coins he better not get too carried away with his thirst for revenge, Jose.

[Suarez gets to his knees and we see a small cut on his forehead that is lightly bleeding. He winces as he touches it but maybe he should be paying attention to what is happening in the ring because PCZ hops onto the top rope before leaping off...]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY POP!!!]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE TOP OF SUAREZ'S HEAD!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Is he trying to KILL Suarez?!!!

[Vampiro is writhing around FURIOUSLY as he howls in pain while the Costa Rican pounds on his chest yet again and the fans chant..]

Crowd: PCZ! PCZ! PCZ!

[He spots Suarez trying to pull himself up and Pocho launches himself onto his foe and tosses him under the ropes back inside the ring. PCZ hops onto the apron and then hops onto the top rope and leaps off with a SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP! Suarez rolls around holding his face as Zarzamora gets to his feet and pounds on his chest and the crowd... GO NUTS!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Zarzamora is a man possessed here! He wants revenge and that Carranza Coin!

DH: He is sick and depraved is what he is, Jose! He is out to not just win a fair sporting contest but to do major harm to his fellow competitor!

JI: Having someone drink your blood can do that.

[PCZ goes to lift his hated rival up but Suarez shoots a thumb to the eye then rolls away to the ropes to recover while PCZ rubs his eyes.]

JI: Cheap shot to the eyes!

DH: There is no such thing as a cheap shot when your opponent is out to cripple you!

[Vampiro pulls himself up to his feet with a thirsty smile, ready to launch an attack. But his Costa Rican opponent is only angrier than before and he greets Suarez with a closed fisted right hand punch square in between the eyes!]

[POP]

[Suarez staggers while holding his face but Pocho grabs him in a front facelock and scoops him up for...]

*THUDDDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: WHAT A FISHERMAN BUSTER BY ZARZAMORA!

DH: AIEEEE!

[Vampiro writhes while clutching at his neck. PCZ glares at his rival and then grabs a handful of his hair and drags Suarez up to his feet and...]

*THUDDDDD*

[OH MY GOD POP]

JI: A SECOND Fisherman Buster! That is two in a row!

DH: He really IS out to cripple Suarez, Jose!

[Suarez convluses on the canvas while PCZ sits up, looks at his foe with utter contempt and shakes his head before grabbing a handful of hair once more and pulling Suarez up again.]

JI: OK, I think maybe Zarzamora is taking this a little too...

[PCZ scoops up Suarez and...]

*THUDDDDDAHHH*

[HOLY MOLY NECK DESTRUCTION RAVIOLI POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! A THIRD Fisherman Buster?!!!

DH: PCZ has lost his soul to his anger, Jose! I... I AM SO TORN RIGHT NOW!

[The Costa Rican pops up to one knee and eyes the nearest corner. He reaches for Suarez and drags him in a bit closer before scrambling up the turnbuckles and...]

*LEAP*

*BOOOMKRACKAKOWWWWWW*

[MARK OUT TO THE MOON AND BEYOND MANIA POP]

JI: 450 SPLASH!! 450 SPLASH!!!!

DH: CARAMBA!

[For a moment Pocho considers dishing out more punishment but he shakes his head quickly and goes for the cover.]

JI: The referee with the count... ONE! TWO! THREEE!!!

[HUGE POP]

*DING DING DING*

FR: Here is your winner... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!!!

[The crowd is GOING WILD celebrating while the victorious PCZ just glares down at his hated rival.]

JI: What a SHOCKER tonight! Zarzamora totally dominated Suarez here tonight on his way to revenge and...

[On cue the door to Carranza's office opens and a smiling Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza comes walking out and bouncing up the steps and climbs into the ring. He nods his head excitedly at the Costa Rican and says "I am impressed!" before reaching into his jacket and pulling out a Carranza Coin. He hands it to Zarzamora and gives a small applause and a wink, with that sinister smile, before climbing out of the ring and heading back inside his office.]

DH: Wow.. Crocodile boy with that coin now is in the four way title decision match for our Heavyweight Championship!

JI: Indeed he is! PCZ joins Señor Cloak Dos and Fury in the four way elimination match down the road to crown our first ever Heavyweight Champion here in Viva Lucha and later tonight in our main event we will find out who between "The Duke" William Phillips and Rey Diablo Loco will be the last piece of that title decision puzzle!

[PCZ looks at the coin in his hand and then at the defeated Suarez. He goes to leave but stops himself and spins around and BOOTS Suarez in the head!]

[YIKES POP]

JI: Oh my! He may not be finished!

[The official jumps between PCZ and Suarez but it's a moot point because Zarzamora is finally satisfied and climbs out of the ring before raising the Carranza Coin high into the air as the fans CHEER wildly.]

DH: What a change in crocodile boy!

JI: That is for sure! Amigo y amigas, stick around because we have plenty more show still to come!

[We cut from the triumphant PCZ to a different scene with the quick beats of “Paranoia 180” starts playing, and a light show- reds, blues, greens, purples- shoot across the floor. From the background, it looks like an empty room….

A head shoot down- from the ceiling.  A silver mask with a black visor covering the eyes.  As the camera zooms back, we see the man hanging upside down from a scaffold.  He flips over, landing on his feet.  He tilts his head, peering at the camera, not saying a word.

…

…

Nodding, he begins moving his head from side to side- not rotating as much as shifting.  He slowly moves off screen to the left.  Once out of the screen, the music starts to quiet and the camera fades to gre-

The figure somersaults back in from the left, standing in a fighting stance, moving forward, the camera zooming in on the face until only the black visor covers the screen…

Fade out to a "Viva Lucha" logo and then commercials.]

< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbK49fAuB0U >

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then find ourselves inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. The Viva Lucha boss has a big smile on his face as he sits back in his comfy desk chair and turns on his smart phone.]

EGC: Hmm.. So many new messages!

[We see him from across his desk so we can't see what is on his device but his finger to screen activity we know he is quickly going through messages until his eyebrows arch and a really big smile stretches across his face.]

EGC: Yes! I have been waiting for this one!

[More finger to screen activity then a pause as something loads on his device. When it is done loading his smile and excited demeanor do a 180 and his face becomes a rather unhappy vision to behold.]

EGC: ... Qué chingados?!!

[He leans forward, resting his elbows on the desk as he stares with utter disgust at whatever he is seeing on his device.]

EGC: This... This will NOT do!

[Trembling with anger the Viva Lucha boss aggressively fiddles with his device as we cut away to the announce table where Jose and Diego are.]

JI: Welcome back everyone! Already tonight we have seen Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora join Señor Cloak Dos and Fury as owners of Carranza Coins. Later tonight we will-

DH: You told them all of this when we went to commercials earlier, Jose! Let us talk about something important like my new Cherry Cola commercial to debut later tonight!

[Jose is totally floored by this.]

JI: QUE?!

[Diego smiles smugly.]

DH: That is right, Jose. I, Diego Hernandez, of the greatest family in wrestling took part in filming a commercial!

JI: Wow! I had no idea!

DH: Of course you did not, Jose. That information is for important people like everyone in the Hernandez fami-

[Without further warning, the lights in the arena go out. In the pitch black, the crowd grows excited as the best things happen in the dark.

And then upon a high platform, a bright spotlight shines upon a figure dressed in long blue and white robes. Another robe is draped over his right arm as it sits at a ninety degree angle. The other arm is at full extension, upwards to the sky, his fingers splayed out.]

???: BEHOLD!

[To some, the figure is familiar. His large, bald and shiney head is unmistakable. There are some in the crowd who chant his name, for he is the herald of things to come.]

Crowd: U-AT-U! U-AT-U! U-AT-U!

U-AT-U! U-AT-U! U-AT-U!

U-AT-U! U-AT-U! U-AT-U!

[This herald goes by the name Steve "Uatu" Jones. And yes, he speaks only in caps for he is -META-!]

SUJ: BEHOLD! A UNIVERSE!

[The darkness fills with small lights, some on the arena ceiling, others in the crowd. It is as if a universe is born...]

SUJ: YES, IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS LIGHT! IF THAT IS YOUR BELIEF, KNOW THIS TO BE GOOD! TO BE WHOLE! TO BE PURE!

[The lights of the universe intensify, basking the arena goers in a glimmering light.]

SUJ: BUT KNOW THAT BEFORE THE LIGHT, BEFORE THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONE THING GREATER THAN ALL!

[Dramatic pause.]

SUJ: LUCHA!

[Insane crowd pop~!]

SUJ: FROM LUCHA CAME LIGHT! FROM LUCHA CAME NIGHT! FROM LUCHA COMES THE VERY FIGHT WE KNOW IS RIGHT! VIVA LUCHA!

Crowd: VI-VA LU-CHA~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!

SUJ: BEHOLD!

[And the crowd quiets down at his whim.]

SUJ: KNOW THAT THERE CAME OTHER COMPONENTS TO THE UNIVERSE, INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE BE ALL AND END ALL!

[Jone's arm drops to his side before making a grand gesure to the west side of the arena. A bright spotlight, shines down to reveal a cloaked figure in white. He does so again to the north, revealing a cloaked figure in blue. He points to the south where a figure in red is shown. Finally, Jones points to the east to reveal a figure in a green cloak. The crowd's anticipation only grows further. The four figures make their wait to the ring.]

SUJ: THESE WERE THE ELEMENTS!

[With all in the ring, they stand at the compass points of the ring, facing outwards.]

SUJ: FROM THE WEST CAME THE WIND! MASTER OF THE AIR, MISTRESS OF THE SKIES AND ALL ITS WARRIORS WITHIN! THE WIND IS WITH US THIS NIGHT!

THE WIND IS REBORN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

[The white cloak drops to the ground, revealing a masked woman in bright, multi-colored dress, her hair long and white. The crowd recognizes her instantly from previous episodes.]

SUJ: FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, SHE IS "THE BEAUTIFUL MASTER" LADY WARHAWK!

[Warhawk raises her arms to her sides, extending her garb to look like feathered wings.]

SUJ: FROM THE NORTH CAME THE WATER! MASTER OF THE SEAS, MISTRESS OF THE VERY ESSENCE OF CREATION! THE WATER IS WIth US THIS NIGHT!

THE WATER IS REBORN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

[The figure in the blue cloak reveals herself. Dressed in blue and black tights, her dark hair shows a familiar face, the face of the daughter of UWF and MBC mainstay Rebecca Carlisle-Skullhead.]

SUJ: FROM DALLAS, TX, SHE IS RACHAEL "ARCEE" CARLISLE!

[The lithe warrior bows before entering a traditional martial arts stance.]

SUJ: FROM THE SOUTH CAME THE FIRE! MASTER OF DESTRUCTION, MISTRESS OF RENEWAL! THE FIRE IS WITH US THIS NIGHT!

THE FIRE IS REBORN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

[From the red cloak, a statuesque woman with orange hair appears. In a full body suit of black with orange flames comes a powerful woman known as a former Bastard Stampede Women's Champion.]

SUJ: FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOISE, SHE IS GLORIA BUTLER!

[Butler flexes, intimidating even the most machismo ridden men in the first couple rows.]

SUJ: AND FINALLY, FROM THE EAST CAME THE EARTH! THE MASTER FOUNDATION, MISTRESS OF STONE! THE EARTH IS WITH US THIS NIGHT!

THE EARTH IS REBORN! I PRESENT TO YOU...

[The green cloak drops to the loudest pop of them all...]

SUJ: FROM HAMILTON, ONTARIO, CANADA, SHE IS TESLA ST. JAMES!

[Tesla nods with approval, then turns to her companions. Facing one another, they put their hands at center.]

SUJ: THEY ARE THE ELEMENTS!

[They break their circle as the crowd launches into dueling chants...]

Crowd: VI-VA LU-CHA~! EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!

EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!  EL-E-MENTS~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~!  EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~!

JI: OH MY GOD! On our season two premiere Lady Warhawk defeated Señora Roja to win her group entrance to Viva Lucha and lo and behold they have arrived! The Elements! Look at all the talent in that ring! These ladies are the BEST of the very BEST in women's pro wrestling!

DH: But only one shimmers against the night sky like an impossible white rose that has burst from the moon to kiss our eyes with their beauty.

JI: Ah... Diego?

DH: Lady Warhawk.. She is so... So mysteriously smoldering an enigma of total and utter masked beauty!

JI: ... Oh boy...

[Suddenly the lights come up in the VL Arena and music, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), plays and fans.. well.. They kind of MARK OUT!]

JI: OH BOY!

[The Elements in the ring all look up towards the entrance ramp as Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Anna Williams, Valerie Bloom and Harriett Morrison aka The Class of 2010, walk out in their hoodies and ring gear.]

[BIG POP]

[Juno pulls a microphone out from her hoodie pocket and eyes the women in the ring.]

JT: Elements! We want to see... How big a deal you really are!

[WOAH POP]

JT: Next time.. Elements versus Class of 2010! Right here in the VL Arena!

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP!!!]

[Tesla St. James immediately nods her head vigorously and welcomes the challenge and the other Elements join in and the crowd.. THEY MARK OUT LIKE NUTS!]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Next time here on Viva Lucha we are going to see The Elements take on the Class of 2010! That is going to be HUGE!

DH: So.. That means the fair masked maiden Lady Warhawk will be fighting in the ring in front of us again...

JI: Yes!

DH: WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!

Crowd: VI-VA LU-CHA~! EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~! CLASS TWO-THOUSAND-TEN~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~! EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~! CLASS TWO-THOUSAND-TEN~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~! EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~! CLASS TWO-THOUSAND-TEN~!

VI-VA LU-CHA~! EL-E-MENTS~! VI-VA LU-CHA~! CLASS TWO-THOUSAND-TEN~!

[Both factions give the staredown to one another from a distance as the crowd FREAKS OUT and then we fade in to an extreme closeup of a pair of eyes staring into the camera.]

"Two broken ribs.  Torn Pectoral muscles.  Torn rotator cuff.  Thrown into fire.  Multiple Concussions. A collapsed lung.  Six broken fingers.  Two Hundred and Seventy Days a year on the road.

They say that the life of a pro wrestler is one of the most stressful that you can have.

They say that it destroys your ability to have a regular life.  To have a family.  

They say it's a price that no one's willing to pay anymore...that it's too hard.

They say you'd have to be crazy to sign up for this."

[The camera pulls out, bringing the face of Eddie Danger into focus.  He smirks at the lens.]

[The shot cuts from his face to a montage of wrestling shots with quick cuts between each (Eddie hits his Danger Driver jumping piledriver, Eddie takes a chokeslam.  Eddie takes a running dive out of the ring and onto a group of opponents on the outside.  Eddie holds up a singapore cane of his head, blood running down his forehead, Eddie exchanging punches with various people) as "Thunderkiss 65" by Rob Zombie plays in the background.]

[Cut back to Danger once again.]

"Well, I guess that you can just call me crazy.

Viva Lucha?  

I'll be seein' ya.  Real soon."

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then commercials.]

< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgyq6YKeIms >

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then return to inside Carranza's office. El jefe is on his cellphone and he is not happy as he sits in his comfy desk chair with an expression best described as murderous rage.]

EGC: WHAT IS THIS?! HUH?!!

[He leans forward while slamming his free hand open handedly down on his desk.]

EGC: Those belts in the pictures you sent me... They can NOT be my belts!

[He listens and shakes his head.]

EGC: NO! I gave you very specific instructions and if I recall they included that these belts look [MEEP]ING~ AWESOME! But instead...

[He does the angry chuckle that people melting down into white noise anger.]

EGC: You send me pictures that look like UTTER ~ AND TOTAL ~ MIERDA!!!

*SLAM SLAM SLAM*

[He slams his hand against the desk three times before continuing.]

EGC: Those pieces of [MEEP] can not be my championship belts! You HAVE to correct this! You-

[He pulls a face.]

EGC: Hello? .. HELLO?!!

[Carranza looks at the phone and..]

EGC: GAHHHHHHH!!!!

*TOSS*

[He throws his phone across the room before collapsing back into his chair, taking a deep breath and then..]

EGC: [MEEP]! [MEEP]! [MEEP]! [MEEP]!

[Suddenly a ringtone that sounds kind of like the Viva Lucha theme song emits from his phone and Carranza leaps out of his chair and hustles across the room and off screen as we then cut the ring where the unfortunately dressed Fernando, a white masked referee and a caucasian man in good shape with short brown hair, black tights and white boots stand in the ring.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, here is... TERRY ADAMS!

[Polite applause as Terry raises his hands in the air.]

JI: Welcome back everyone! A warning: You may need to turn down the volume on your TV because it is about to get REALLY loud in here!

[On cue music, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), plays and the fans inside the VL Arena.. LEAP TO THEIR FEET AND FREAK OUT LIKE FUCKING CRAZY!]

Crowd: CY-BORG-KING! CY-BORG-KING! CY-BORG-KING! CY-BORG-KING!

FR: And his opponent.. He is... CYBORG KING!

[Flanked by Cy-Force walks out the KING OF ALL CYBORGS! With his face painted half metallic silver and half metallic gold, his hair colored purple with gold crown atop it and his metallic silver tights with gold trim and gold boots, the lucha veteran makes his way to the ring with a huge smile as the fans are MARKING OUT LIKE THEY ARE TEN YEARS OLD AND THIS IS THEIR FAVORITE GUY EVER IN EXISTENCE!!!]

DH: It is SOOOO loud in here!

JI: I did warn everyone!

[As many fans drop to their knees to bow up and down repeatedly for the King of the Cyborgs, the cyborg monarch climbs up the steps and into the ring then hops onto the 2nd turnbuckle and raises both arms into the air and the crowd yet again... FREAK OUT AND SCREAM LOUDER THAN EVER BEFORE AS THEY MARK OUT MANIA TO THE MOON AND BEYOND IN TOTAL MARKDOM FOR THEIR CYBORG LORD AND SAVIOR OF LUCHA LIBRE!!! Terry Adams looks around at the crowd and the spectacle and mouths "Wow", not paying attention to both members of Cy-Force reaching under the ropes for his legs.]

*PULL*

*THUDD*

JI: Oh! Cy-Force just tripped Adams to the canvas and Cyborg King has hopped down off the turnbuckles and..

*BOOT*

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: They are cheering Cyborg King cheating... I LOVE EL CENTRO, CALIFORNIA!!!

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Tecnico: Terry Adams vs Rudo: Cyborg King [Cyborg Kingdom] **********************************************************

[With his crown still on his head Cyborg King proceeds to stomp away at poor Terry Adams in a corner as the official puts the five count on him. The king of all cyborgs stops before five, hands the surprised referee his crown and proceeds to DROPKICK the seated Adams in his face! King gets to his feet, takes back his crown and strikes the royalty pose for the crowd.]

[SHAKING THE RAFTERS MASSIVE POP]

JI: For any fans of Tradicion Lucha Libre, it has to be always be surprising at the response Cyborg King gets here in Viva Lucha.. It always surprises me!

DH: That is because you have no taste, Jose!

[The monarch adjusts his crown before pushing the struggling Adams against the nearest corner and proceeds to unleash STIFF knife edge chops to the chest of the poor man!]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *clap clap clap* IS FU-TILE! *clap clap clap*

JI: But when Cyborg King was still known as Robot King he gained a MASSIVE following here in the US via All Star Lucha Libre and it's broadcasts in cojunction with Phoenix Valley Wrestling.

[Things get worse for Terry as now Cyborg King is chopping him in the FACE!]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *clap clap clap* IS FU-TILE! *clap clap clap*

DH: The fans here, unlike in our home country Mexico, have good tastes when they decide to support a rudo no matter what he does. *sniffs* It brings a tear of joy to my eye!

[Adams pushes Cyborg King away from him and drops to the canvas and rolls out of ther ing holding his face. The king of all cyborgs looks down at his chest with a look of "How DARE He" before shooting glances to his minions, Cy01 and Cy02. Both members of Cy-Force sneak up from opposite sides of Adams and before Terry is aware of what is happening he finds himself being held in place by both rudos. The referee complains about what is happening but he is once again given the crown to hold on to as a smile grows on Cyborg King's face and he takes off running to the ropes.]

[SUPER EXCITED ANTICIPATION POP]

JI: Adams can't escape!

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI TAQUITOS AND TAMALES MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: SUICIDE DIVING CYBORG ELBOWWWWWWWW!! PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

DH: CARAMBA!!

[Poor Terry Adams is wiped out, writhing on the floor outside, while the cyborg monarch rolls back into the ring, takes his crown back from the stunned official, places it on his head and then drops to one knee in the middle of the ring and raises his arms.. Beckoning to his fans.]

Crowd: CY-BORG-KING!  CY-BORG-KING! CY-BORG-KING! CY-BORG-KING!

JI: For all of you at home who maybe don't catch the Tradicion Lucha Libre shows in Mexico.. You just can't properly understand how strange a sight it is to see someone hated in his home country for decades be not only cheered like he is El Magnifico but also BASKING in the love the crowd is giving him!

[The monarch gives a nod of his head to his minions who begin to pull Adams up to his feet as the crowd starts up again..]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *clap clap clap* IS FU-TILE! *clap clap clap*

[Cy Force rolls Adams under the ropes and back into the ring. Cyborg King gets to his feet and drags his opponent to a vertical base but Terry shoves King back once again and let's loose with a BIG PUNCH that staggers the king back and.. KNOCKS HIS CROWN OFF HIS HEAD!]

[MASSIVE YOU MUST DIE IN FIRE BOOS]

JI: Heh.. This crowd...

Crowd: DIE TERRY DIE! DIE TERRY DIE! DIE TERRY DIE! DIE TERRY DIE!

[Adams shoots a horrified look at the crowd chanting for his demise while Cyborg King is frozen to the spot.. Is he participating in the mannequin challenge? More likely he is fuming at his crown being knocked off his head.. Either way Terry shakes his head and tries to ignore the crowd and go after the cyborg monarch only to get an elbow smash TO HIS THROAT AREA!]

[MASSIVE MONSTER KAIJU SIZED POP]

[Adams staggers against the rope holding his throat and gasping for air while Cyborg King gives him a cold hard look then scoops up his opponent and...]

[HUMAN GIANT MIND EXPLOSION TO INFINITE AND BEYOND OMEGA SUPREME DANCING WITH CYNDI LAUPER ELECTRIC LIGHT GUITAR SOLO UNIVERSE SHREDDING MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: CYBORG DRIVER!!!

DH: Thanks for showing up, Terry!

[Cyborg King puts on his crown then covers Adams with a knee on the chest and his arms in the air as the referee makes the count..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[OH HELL YEAH YOU KNOW IT IS A GIANT MIND BLOWING POP]

FR: Here is your winner.. CYBORG KING!

[Cy Force roll into the ring as their monarch gets to his feet with a huge smile on his face soaking in the crowd's affection.]

Crowd: ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING!

[As the referee helps poor Terry Adams roll out of the ring, the king of all cyborgs shoots Fernando a look and the startled ring announcer, remembering the past (first episode of Season 1 of VL *wink*), jumps to his feet and rushes to the ring apron with the microphone. Cy02 takes the mic from Rodriguez and then hands it to Cyborg King and the crowd hushes up immediately waiting to hear from their king.]

CK: .... Resistance... Is FUTILE!

[MASSIVE WE LOVE YOU YOUR THE BEST OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOU POP]

[Cyborg King smiles as he lets the microphone drop and the fans begin chanting..]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *clap clap clap* IS FU-TILE! *clap clap clap*

DH: He has taken over, Jose. His conquest of the hearts and minds here in El Centro, California.. Here in the VL Arena.. It is complete!

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *clap clap clap* IS FU-TILE! *clap clap clap*

[Cyborg King soaks it up until..]

*DNKK*

[WHAAA POP]

JI: Caramba!

DH: The lights have gone out!

JI: What is going on?!

DH: That is MY line, Jose!

[A few moments in the dark passes before..]

*DNKK*

[SURPRISE POP]

JI: OH MY GOD!

[The Cyborg Kingdom find themselves surrounded by R1 and R2 aka Hecho en Mexico and perched on a corner with his own crown.. The Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion.. The King of all Robots... NOT OK BOSS!]

DH: THE ROBOT KINGDOM!!

[The crowd is kind of MARKING OUT but Not OK Boss has the mic in his hands now.]

NOKB: Foolish human beings of El Centro, California!

[SELF POP]

NOKB: You still insist on following the abomination that dares pass himself off as a king?!

[MASSIVE BOOS]

[Not OK Boss chuckles, his cold robotic chuckle.]

NOKB: If you, with your soft flesh and soft minds, will not bend to the logic that pure robotics is best.. Then I will have to bend it for you through a show of force!

[OH IT'S GONNA BE ON POP]

[The King of all robots drops the mic and hops down off the corner. The Cyborg Kingdom prepares for the attack when..]

"NOT SO FAST, RUDO!"

[Everyone turns to look at the top of the entrance ramp where Miguel Villa Lobos, John Maverick Jr and the 2nd Professor Where, with Mary Sue, are standing.]

[MIXED BOOS/POP]

DH: Who is that guy in the purple jacket?!

JI: I... Don't know?

[Miguel has a microphone in his hands.]

MVL: We, THE HUMAN RACE, will not let you two "kingdoms" just have your way!

[MASSIVE WE HATE YOU BOOS]

DH: I LOVE how much El Centro HATES Villa Lobos!

MVL: We are not a conquered people yet!

[Villa Lobos, Maverick Jr, Professor Where and Mary Sue start making their way towards the ring amidst HUGE boos when Not OK Boss starts cackling.]

NOKB: Oh! Bwhahahha.. My logic circuits are so surprised that you showed up!

[The King of all Robots does fake surprise motions, mocking them.]

NOKB: There is no way that I would be prepared for this!

[Without warning running out from the curtains come two good looking Japanese men dressed in metallic silver gear and they jump Where and Maverick Jr from behind!]

[WHATZAGOING POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: Jose, we have seen those two in Mexico before!

JI: Indeed we have, that is Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7 the Tokyo Drone Army and.. OH!

[In the ring Hecho en Mexico have jumped Cy01 and Cy02! Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos look at the attack on their comrades and then turn to look up at the cackling Not OK Boss.]

NOKB: I am the king of ALL robots! That leaves just us generals alone and the three of us know.. How THAT goes!

[A look passes between Cyborg King and Villa Lobos.]

JI: Not OK Boss is no doubt referring to the famous three way match these three luchadors had in Mexico with hairs and mask on the line.

DH: Not OK Boss pinned both of them in that match, Jose!

JI: And the rules of that match that left both Villa Lobos and Cyborg King to battle each other to determine who would lose their hair.

DH: Which was Villa Lobos on that night.

[Not OK Boss moves as if he's going to hop off the turnbuckles but stops himself and cackles.]

NOKB: Just a reminder that this is war and I will win!

[With that the king of all robots snaps his fingers and..]

*DNKK*

[GASP]

JI: The lights are out again!

DH: EEEEEEE!

[Moments pass before..]

*DNKK*

[WOAH LIGHTS BACK ON POP]

[Outside the ring Miguel Villa Lobos and Mary Sue look down at Where and Maverick Jr who are struggling from the attack they took. In the ring Cyborg King observes both members of Cy Force down from their beating.]

JI: Not OK Boss has made a very clear message tonight! He has the numbers in this three way war and he plans on winning!

DH: The robots are taking over! AIEEEEEEEE!

JI: We have to take a commercial break, much more when we come back!

DH: Oh! MY COMMERCIAL IS COMING UP! VIVA ME!

[Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos exchange looks once again before we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and go to commercials.]

[We cut to a street with vendors and customers busily milling about because it is some kind of street fair going on. We focus on an attractive young couple, a hispanic woman and a black man, rubbing their throats.]

Woman: There is so much to do here and so much to buy but it's getting so hard to do it!

[The man nods his head.]

Man: I know! Our throats are so parched!

*WHEEEEE*

[A whistle draws their attention to a taco stand where a vendor with a very familiar face, aka it's Diego Hernandez, holds out two bottles towards them.]

Vendor Diego: It looks like you two could use some Cherry Cola!

[Their faces light up as they take the bottles and begin drinking.]

Together: WOW! CHERRY COLA!

Vendor Diego: It just makes everything in life better!

[The couple pump their fists.]

Man: Yeah it does!

Woman: Give us two tacos and two Cherry Colas, please!

[As Diego starts fumbling around with tacos..]

Voice Over: Cherry Cola.. It just makes everything in life better!

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and we come back from commercials to find ourselves, yet again tonight, inside the offices of "El Jefe" Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza and he is surprisingly, given what we saw of him last time, smiling as he talks on his cellphone.]

EGC: Hey.. Look, I am just saying.. I would not be unhappy if you show up here next year with your guy holding that particular trinket from Japan we have talked about... HAHAHA! Yes! You know how I am.. You know me so well!

[He nods his head a bit then his eyes shoot wide open excitedly.]

EGC: Oh! By the way... There is someone here you need to have a look at. .. Trust me. You know what kind of things I like to see in the ring and let me tell you.. No one.. NO ONE handles business inside of the ring like this guy.

[Carranza nods his head.]

EGC: I will send you some links to clips on youtube so you can get a taste but let me tell you.. I have seen it in person and it is.. It is just INCREDIBLE! There is nothing like this guy ANYWHERE!

[EGC smiles as he nods his head more.]

EGC: When you see this guy.. You will be taking a plane here as soon as you can just to get his signature.. Heh.. You will see amigo!

[Carranza chuckles.]

EGC: Alright. I will send you those links and I will talk to you later. Ok.. Adios!

[Carranza messes with his cell phone as we cut away to a rather interesting scene backstage in front of a "Viva Lucha" banner. Maria Juarez is trying to stay professional, but you can see the nervousness -- and fear -- in her eyes as she stands rigid between her two interviewees: Gordon J. Dutt and his charge, the Goblin Queen.  With the belt of the MBC Women's Championship draped over one of her massive shoulders, Her Majesty silently snarls at the beautiful Maria with undisguised hatred.  Dutt flashes Maria a Cheshire grin that's just as unsettling as he eyes her chest rather than her face.  Batting her eyes, Maria audibly gulps.]

MJ:  Hola, everyone.  I am here with Gordon J. Dutt and the final MBC Women's Heavyweight Champion, the Goblin Queen!  Now, last time out, your charge horrifically attacked Meiko Yamazaki--

GJD: [cutting in, grinning wickedly all the while]  Ah, Maria, Maria...how does the song go?  "You remind me of a West Side Story..."  

[A sharp hiss as Dutt sucks in some air between his teeth.  The ugly leer that he gives the VERY uncomfortable Maria leads one to think if he's recalling to what happened to Rita Moreno's character in that musical.  Maria shivers and tries to take a step away from Gordon...

...only to step against the solid stone-like mass of the Goblin Queen.  Like a grotesque gargoyle, Her Majesty roars at the harried yet lovely backstage reporter!  An unwilling squeak escapes from Maria's throat, forced to suffer Dutt's attentions -- or else.  Which Dutt knows all too eagerly as he chuckles, enjoying Maria's discomfort.]

GJD:  Smile, dear Maria, smile!  [Poor Maria does so, albeit one of fear.]  Please, do continue.  I assume you have a question?

MJ:  [voice trembling despite her best efforts]  Wh-why?

GJD:  Ahhhh, better.  [Dutt's leer widens into a grin.]  Why indeed?  For starters, our illustrious Mister Carranza asked -- quite enthusiastically, I might add -- Her Majesty to come here to Viva Lucha to deal with a certain pretender--

[Maria is taken aback by such slander!]

MJ:  "Pretender"?!  Meiko Yamazaki is the JPWF Women's Champi--!

GQ:  [BELLOWING]  YARIMAN!!!

[Spittle flies at the mention of Meiko's name!  As the Queen snarls in rage, fists clenched, Maria flinches away.  Which unfortunately puts her closer to Gordon J. Dutt, who breezily places an unwanted hand on the reporter's shoulder.]

GJD:  Careful, sweet.  Watch your words around Her Majesty.  The fiery Meiko may call herself "Champion" for now -- but she is NO Queen!  She has NEVER faced down the full wrath of someone like Her Majesty before!  The Goblin Queen is the tsunami personified!  SHE IS PURE DESTRUCTION!

[As if to hammer her manager's words home, the Goblin Queen suddenly ROARS!  Maria takes advantage of the cacophony to pull away from Dutt's grasp, but neither pays the escape any mind thankfully.  The Queen takes the MBC belt off her shoulder and raises it high in the air...

...then she suddenly SLAMS it down across a knee of granite, cracking the metal plate into two!  But the Goblin Queen's frenzied fury remains unsatiated as she continues to savage the title belt of a once glorious federation.  She tears apart the thick leather strap with hands and teeth, soon leaving the MBC's rich legacy of female wrestling as eight mere ragged scraps.   With an ugly snarl, Her Majesty lets them drop from her clutches like trash.  Dutt nods on in rapturous glee.]

GJD:  Nothing is left to hold her back -- The Goblin Queen seeks new lands to crush and conquer!  And you, little Meiko...you are NEXT!

[The camera zooms in on the torn remains of one of the most historic and important women's championship belts in the history of professional wrestling before cutting to the "Viva Lucha" logo and commercials.]

< https://youtu.be/qlX2Bn9Nrxk >

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and we find ourselves, for the last time tonight, inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. He is staring at his desk, contemplating.]

EGC: What am I going to do about those belts?! They.. They can not be those ugly worthless things they sent me that picture of... It just..

[Suddenly his ring tone goes off again and he quickly produces his cellphone and looks at it. A look of total surprise comes over his face. He goes to answer.]

EGC: H-hello?

....

[He is taken back even more.]

EGC: Hello! Si.. Hola!

[He smiles nervously.]

EGC: Yes, this is Carranza. Yes. Viva Lucha, Yes.

[He listens and makes a face.]

EGC: What? You want to see me? ... Tonight?! ... AFTER the main event?!!

[Carranza is stunned as we cut to the announce table where Jose and Diego are already chatting.]

JI: How did you get that taco vendor role?!

DH: It is because I am a Hernandez and we are the best family in the world!

JI: Probably because you are always shilling Cherry Cola on the air...

[Diego nods with a sly smile.]

DH: That too!

[They both look towards the camera and flash smiles.]

JI: Welcome back everyone and it is now time to find out who will be the last competitor to win a Carranza Coin and compete for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship in the near future! Take it away Fernando!

[The unfortunately garbed ring announcer is ready in the ring.]

FR: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for... A CARRANZA COIN!

[Big POP turns to HUGE BOOS as "God Saves The Queen" plays over the PA.]

FR: Introducing first, escorted to the ring by Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor, here is "THE DUKE"... WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[Phillips, decked out in his gear, walks out onto the entrance ramp with his Monarchy team mates following close behind. The crowd lets the HUGE MASSIVE BOOS rip!]

JI: This man is not popular here in El Centro, California.

DH: It is so strange, Jose! They see obvious superior rudo genetics in Cyborg King and cheer him but they do not do the same for the greatest gem from the United Kingdom!

[Fans don't share Diego's opinion as they blast the three British with unrelenting boos as they make their way to the ring. The Monarchy resort to calling the fans various insults which only encourages the boos but soon the crowd changes their tune because a different piece of music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/9tFWzrFmWCI ), and the crowd GOES BONKERS!]

FR: And his opponent, here is.. REY DIABLO LOCO!

[The colorful luchador steps out onto the entrance ramp and pumps his fist with determination! He glares at Phillips in the ring and doesn't take his eyes off his rival as he stomps towards the ring.]

JI: These two have had issues since our very first episode last year! Tonight it will all be resolved and one of these two men will have a Carranza Coin in their possession!

DH: It will be Phillips, Jose! Loco is probably too drunk to even realize he is outclassed!

JI: For the millionth time, Diego.. Rey Diablo Loco is no longer an alcoholic! He has been sober for years now!

DH: You keep pushing that narrative. Keep towing the popular line, Jose.

[Loco enters the ring and is ready to get all up in Phillips face but the gray masked referee jumps in between the two men and calls for calm.]

Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!

JI: He will let them fight in just a few moments but he wants this thing done orderly.

DH: There are rules to this in ring thing? Is that what you are suggesting, Jose?

[Loco goes to his corner while Phillips huddles with his Monarchy partners before they climb out of the ring in an opposing corner.]

JI: Si, Diego. There are rules to this sporting contest.

[The official checks both men before motioning to Fernando..]

*DING*

********************************************************** Carranza Coin Match: Tecnico: Rey Diablo Loco vs Rudo: William Phillips [Monarchy] **********************************************************

[POP]

JI: AND OUR MAIN EVENT IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: I can never escap that line from you, UGGGH!

[Phillips and Loco come out of their corners and straight for one another. They lock up in the middle and Phillips shoots for an arm bar while twisting the fingers back on Loco's hand. The Duke laughs at his Mexican opponent and starts berating him while Ward and Taylor cheer his actions on the outside. But Loco fires off two swift kicks to Phillips legs to force the Englishman to release him and then slaps on a side headlock. William struggles to get free before settling to push Loco off of him and into a corner. The Monarchy leader charges in only to eat a boot to the face!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Phillips staggered by that boot to the face, Loco is hopping over the ropes onto the apron..

DH: Look out, Duke!

[Rey leaps onto the top rope and springs off...]

[POP]

JI: Springboard La Silla Splash!

DH: AIEEEE! He is besmirching our excellent guest from England!

[Phillips struggles to his feet as Loco runs to the ropes where an angry Ward tries to reach in and grab his foot but the lucha veteran dodges the foot grab and runs off the ropes. Taylor alerts his captain to the oncoming attack and Phillips goes for a wild clothesline.. But Loco ducks it easily, bounces off the ropes and leaps onto the Duke's shoulders and goes for spinning headscissors... But Phillips grabs ahold of his opponent in midair and shoves him off where the masked man lands with a thud on the canvas!]

JI: What a counter by the leader of the Monarchy!

DH: You gave praise for Phillips?! There is hope for you yet, Jose!

[Loco scrambles to a seated position only to take a boot to the chest! Phillips leans against the ropes and shakes his head angrily before yelling insults at his opponent, which his partners are more than happy to join in with outside the ring.]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Come on now! Why the insults?

DH: He needs to teach this alcoholic where his place is.

JI: Diego, he is not an alcoholic anymore!

DH: Keep pushing that popular narrative, Jose. I guess it is what you get paid to do.. Lie to the people!

[Phillips pulls Loco up to his feet and shoves into a corner. He rears back an open hand and...]

*SMACK*

[BOOS]

[He lets Loco have it with a stiff open handed chop before BLASTING the luchador with two consecutive knees to the midsection! Rey collapses to a seated position while holding his stomach and having to hear both Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor yell insults at him from outside the ring. Phillips joins in on the name calling which gets an insult in Spanish from the masked man in reply..]

[CURSING POP]

DH: What drunken sailor language!

JI: Not drunken..

[Phillips is quite offended at this and grabs a hold of Loco by his mask, which draws reprimands from the official. The Duke pulls the luchador to his feet before BLASTING him with a HARD European Uppercut that FLOORS the Mexican! Phillips drops down for the cover, pushing his elbow into Loco's masked face as he does so. The referee drops down for the cover....]

ONE! TW-

[POP]

JI: Kick out by Loco!

DH: He has not run out of his tequila fuel yet. You have to make him dehydrated more, Duke!

JI: You are hopeless, Diego.

[William quickly transitions into a hammerlock with a chinlock and begins the trash talk once again on his opponent. The crowd picks up what is being said and is NOT happy!]

[MASSIVE BOOS]

JI: How can he call Loco's mask dirty underwear?! Rey Diablo Loco has been fighting under that mask for TWENTY years now!

DH: Did he ever wash it in all that time, Jose?

JI: QUE?!

DH: I would be angry too if I was an elite fighter from the United Kingdom and I had to touch that nasty stained unwashed mask!

[Rey Diablo Loco reacts to these insults like any proud luchador would.. He gets PISSED OFF! He begins firing punches with his free arm to the midsection of his rival. Phillips releases the hold and Loco spins around quickly and fires off a side kick to the Duke's midsection, doubling the Englishman over.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is fighting back! He is taking off for the ropes now!

DH: Do not drink and run, señor!

[Phillips is alerted to Loco running off the ropes by his comrades again and he puts his head down, hoping for a back body drop but Loco sees it and...]

*CRKK*

[HUGE POP]

JI: CARAMBA! What a kick to the face by Loco!

DH: Poor Duke! Think of all the times Rey has no doubt vomited on his unwashed boots, Jose!

JI: Stop it, Diego!

DH: I will not stop telling the truth!

[As Phillips holds his face in pain and his friends complain to the referee about Loco besmirching their captain, the luchador leaps onto the second rope and leaps off for a HIGH backwards springboard dive... But Ward cried out to his boss in time and Phillips manages to CATCH the masked man in mid-air!]

JI: Phillips caught him in midair!

DH: Oh! Watch what happens now, Jose!

[Loco tries to struggle free but Phillips plants his feet and...]

*THUDDD*

[HEAD DROPPAH POP]

JI: GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF THAT MIDAIR CATCH!!

DH: I told you, Jose, since our first episode! These guys are the BEST the United Kingdom has to offer!

[Taylor and Ward high five each other outside the ring while the Duke pumps a fist and shouts out "FOR THE QUEEN" before he goes for the cover. The gray masked official goes to make the count..]

JI: ONE! TWO! T-LOCO KICKS OUT!

[POP]

DH: That was a slow count!

[Ward and Taylor pull at their hair and yell at the referee. The official is also getting an earful from the Duke who is FURIOUS at the "slow" count! The ref maintains it's only a two so the Duke resituates himself and puts his knees on Loco's shoulders while trying to hold the masked man's legs down with his hands.]

JI: A unique cover by Phillips, referee with the count... ONE! TWO! LOCO KIKCS OUT!

[BIG POP]

[William is TICKED and he begins CLAWING at the masked face of his rival!]

[HUGE BOOS]

DH: Do not try to wipe your hands on his mask, Duke! It will only make your hands filthy from touching him even filthier!

JI: He is NOT trying to wipe his hands on his mask.

[The official puts a count on Phillips who stops before the five. The Englishman pops up to his feet then drops a knee to Loco's head. Quickly Phillips goes for the cover with a snarl on his face and his armpit in the masked man's face!]

[EEEWWWWW GROSS]

JI: Another unique cover by the Duke.. But Loco kicks out before even a one!

DH: He is trying to teach that filthy drunk about underarm day-oh-doh-rahnt, Jose.

JI: Heh.. Diego...

DH: THAT WORD WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY, JOSE! At least give me points for trying that word!

[Jose is actually laughing at this while Phillips pulls Loco up to his feet, pushes him into a corner and PUNCHES him right in the chest! He follows this up with a shot to the head which sends the masked man into a seated position. Phillips doesn't let his rival recover, he quickly pulls him up and whips him to the opposite corner as hard as he can! The luchador hits the turnbuckles and comes staggering backwards out of the corner. The Duke charges and SMASHES a forearm to the back of Loco's head, dropping the masked man!]

[BOOS]

JI: What a shot by Phillips who is once again going for the cover.

DH: Of course he is, Jose! A Carranza Coin, the money you need to get into the Heavyweight Title match, is on the line!

JI: Duke with the cover... ONE! TWO! TH-LOCO KICKS OUT!

[POP]

DH: Bah!

[Phillips shakes his head in frustration before giving Loco another round of insults about filthy underwear on the head and behavior barely fit for children. Then the Duke, to the applause of his two team mates alone, pulls Loco to a seated position and grabs a hold of his masked chin with his left arm before UNLOADING three punches to the side of Rey's head with the right arm! William shoves Loco back down and scrambles for the cover once again.]

JI: Phillips with the cover again.. ONE! TWO! Loco kicks out!

[POP]

DH: The official is counting too slow, Jose!

JI: He is counting just fine, Diego!

DH: Then why is someone as distinguished and fair as Phillips unhappy with the count? HUH?

[The Duke is giving the referee another earful about his count but again this does not change the official position of it being just a two count. Phillips pulls Loco up to his feet but the masked man fires a kick to his foe's leg and then follows that up with two quick forearm smashes!]

[POP]

JI: Loco fighting back! He knows what is on the line!

DH: Jose, be real! If Loco gets his hands on that coin he will only try to pawn it for drinking money!

[Loco runs off the ropes and charges but yet again warnings from his Monarchy mates alerts the Englishman to the danger and he manages to catch the masked man with a boot to the midsection!]

[BOOS]

[Phillips goes for the double undherhook and lifts the luchador up into the air.. But Loco struggles as he is upside down and gets an arm free and then..]

[HUGE POP]

JI: WHAT A COUNTER! Loco got free and tossed Phillips across the ring with that armdrag takedown!

DH: He pulled the hair, Jose! That was dirty!

[Phillips tries to scramble to his feet but gets caught on his knees with a KICK upside the head by a desperate Rey Diablo Loco!]

[POP]

JI: Loco had to get that shot in because he had to make time to recover from all the punishment he took from Phillips.

DH: Do not lie, Jose. Loco is just trying to fit in a drink break.

[Phillips struggles to his feet holding his head and Loco charges in with an open handed chop to the chest but the Duke grabs ahold of his opponent quickly and..]

*THUDD*

[BOOS]

JI: Side Belly to Belly Suplex by Phillips!

DH: Worldclass competitors will not be held down by drunks like Loco.

[As Jose sighs, Phillips shakes the cobwebs before pull his rival to his feet but Loco throws William's hands off of him and grabs ahold of his foe before leaping up and...]

*TOSS*

*THUD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: MONKEY FLIP TOSS BY LOCO! He sent Phillips across the ring and into the ropes!

DH: Oh no! Now Loco is not just a drunk but a drunk acrobat payaso!

[Ward and Taylor shake their heads at what just happened, trying to deny that it indeed just happened while Loco pulls himself up to his feet and calls out to the crowd..]

[HUGE POP]

[Phillips grabs the ropes and pulls himself up and..]

WP: You.. Barmy.. Chav.. GIT!

[WHAT POP]

JI: Ah.. I think I have heard "git" before... Diego?

DH: QUE?! I am from MEXICO, Jose! LIKE YOU! How am I supposed to know?

JI: But you are the expert on Monarchy!

DH: I fear he is talking drunk because he has breathed in too much of Loco breath!

JI: Loco's breath.

DH: They know what I mean, Jose!

[The Duke straightens himself up more as he continues..]

WP: You plonker twit with your ankle-biter underwear mask trash.. Let me tell you-

*POW*

*THUDD*

[HOLY MOLY EXPLODING POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Loco PUNCHED Phillips right on the nose!

DH: That was illegal, Jose! He is cheating!

[As the crowd GOES NUTS Phillips is in a seated position, leaning against the ropes and holding his nose while Ward and Taylor goe NUTS arguing from outside the ring that Loco should be disqualified. Loco sprints to the ropes, as fast as he can in his not so young age, and PLOWS into Phillips' chest with a HUGE dropkick!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: AY CARAMBA!

DH: AIEEEEEE!

[Phillips rolls around holding his face and his chest while Loco hops onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off...]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASHAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

DH: EEEEEEEEEEE!

[With the crowd GOING INSANE, Loco scrambles for the cover and the referee gets in position..]

JI: ONE! TWO! THR-NO!

[GIANT BOOS]

DH: YES!

JI: Taylor reached in and pulled Loco off of Phillips!

DH: I did not see such a thing and the referee did not see such a thing so... Such a thing did not happen, Jose! Stop with the lies!

[Loco pops up to a seated position and curses in Spanish at Duncan who has his hands in the air acting innocent. Rey shakes his head then pulls Phillips up to his feet but the Duke shoves Loco back and..]

*SMACK*

[GASP!]

JI: Phillips.. SLAPPED Loco!

DH: That is for trying to cheat this good man out of his Carranza Coin, Jose!

[Loco is TREMBLING with rage as Phillips begins another round of insults while his comrades cheer him on and then..]

*KRACKOWWWWW*

[HOLYSHITMOLYRAVIOLIFUCKINGAWESOMEMARKOUTMANIAPOP!!!]

JI: BRUTAL HEADBUTT BY LOCO!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEE!

[Ward and Taylor are STUNNED outside the ring as they watch Phillips stumble backwards through the ropes to the floor outside while holding his nose! Loco points at Phillips outside the ring and...]

RDL: CHINGATE CABRON!

[HELLS YEAH SPANISH CURSING POP]

JI: I am so glad we have the later at night spot on the Fantastic Fight Network's schedule...

DH: There has been language with much color tonight..

JI: Si...

[Ward and Taylor help their leader up to his feet taking no notice of Loco running off the ropes so none of them are prepared when...]

[LEAP TO THEIR FEET BLOW THE ROOF OFF HOLY MOLY MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: OVER THE TOP ROPE SUICIDE DIVE!!! TOPE SUICIDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Do not adjust your sets, some fans are indeed JUMPING UP AND DOWN REPEATEDLY WHILE MARKING OUT LIKE NUTS!! Ward and Taylor are stunned in seated positions as Loco gets Phillips to his feet and rolls him under the ropes inside the ring. Ward pulls himself up to his feet with a snarl and starts to go after Loco from behind when..]

[OH MY GOD POP]

JI: THE KID! THE KID IS RUNNING OUT HERE!

DH: QUE?!! Where? AIEEEEEE!

[The Canadian goat themed masked wrestler sprints down to ringside and grabs Wars from behind and...]

*CHOMP*

AW: YEEEOWWWWWWW!

[HOLY MOLY BUTT BITE POP]

JI: HE'S BITING WARD ON THE BUTT!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Ward slaps at the Kid before SPRINTING up the entrance ramp to the top to make distance between himself and the Kid. Phillips watches with a stunned and pained expression on his face.]

DH: Why is that freaky furry goat guy back in Viva Lucha, Jose?! You told me he was not here anymore!

JI: No, Diego, I said I had not SEEN him around.

DH: YOU LIED TO ME!

[Outside the ring, Duncan Taylor tries to take advantage of the distractions and attempts a clothesline on Loco but the masked man dodges easily and Taylor is greeted by the Kid LEAPING ONTO HIM AND BITING HIS ARM!]

[MORE BITING SUPER POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEE! I AM NEXT! MAMA! DO NOT LET THE CABRITO BITE ME! AIEEEEE!

JI: Calmate, Diego.

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Taylor yanks his arm away and runs up the entrance ramp to where Ward is and both men hold their bit areas with one arm while holding onto their pants with the other. Phillips is on his feet in the ring and he lets loose a slew of insults at the goat themed masked man who is running around in circles at the bottom of the entrance ramp.]

JI: Monarchy are coming UNGLUED right now! And listen to this crowd! THEY LOVE IT!

[HUGE POP]

[Loco slides into the ring and calls out to Phillips who spins around and right into..]

*SMACK*

[HELL YEAH SWEET REVENGE POP]

JI: WHAT A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE BY LOCO!

DH: BAH!

[Phillips is staggered by the slap but becomes enraged and he goes for a wild punch which Loco ducks and then hops onto the second rope and leaps off..]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Springboard dropkick by Loco!

DH: No! The drinking way can not be the winning way!

[As the Kid keeps Taylor and Ward at bay with his wild biting and braying, Loco pulls Phillips up and then scoops him and slams him down to the canvas before climbing up the turnbuckles to the top. Loco motions to the fans..]

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: Rey is calling out to the fans and now... OH MY GOD! He is going to go for..

DH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!

[450 SPLASH....]

*THUDDD*

[AIEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

DH: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

JI: PHILLIPS GOT HIS KNEES UP!

DH: SI SI SI SI SI SI SI!

[The Kid is SHOCKED at this and he stops his antics which is the opening Ward and Taylor need to rush him from behind and FLOOR the Canadian masked man!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: Phillips moving like a man possessed!

DH: The last Carranza Coin is on the line! MAKE THE MOST OF THIS MOMENT, DUKE! SHOW THEM YOU CAN DENY THEIR DRINKING WAY!

[Phillips scrambles desperately and pulls up the stunned Loco before...]

[NO AIEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: DUKE CUTTER! HE HIT THE DUKE CUTTER!!!

DH: YES!!

[As Ward and Taylor stomp away on the Kid, Phillips goes for the cover, pulling back on the hooked legs with all he has for as much advantage as he can gain as the referee leaps into position...]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[MASSIVE DEFLATED POP]

DH: YES! SI SI SI SI! YES!

FR: Here is your winner... WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[Ward and Taylor immediately abandon the Kid and scramble into the ring and leap onto their leader, embracing him and screaming joyously in celebration! The crowd..]

[HUGE SUPER DUPER MASSIVE BOOS]

DH: HE DID IT, JOSE! You and these people...

[MASSIVE ANGRY BOOS]

DH: Listen to them cry, Jose!

JI: Show some sympathy, Diego!

DH: We all must have our favorites win and lose at times! THAT is life! THAT is lucha libre!

[As Monarchy celebrate as if they won the World Cup and Loco rolls out of the ring a defeated man, a nervous looking Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza quickly walks out of his office and up the steps before climbing into the ring. He pulls out one of his prized coins and TOSSES it to Phillips before turning around and speed walking up the entrance ramp and disappearing backstage.]

JI: Woah! Our boss here just appeared and disappeared as fast as he could!

DH: He must have some appointment to keep, Jose.

JI: What kind of appointment?

DH: How would I know, Jose?! All I know is The DUKE has done it! I AM IN RUDO HEAVEN!

JI: And now Mr. Phillips will join Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora..

DH: Pssh! Crocodile boy is no match for..

JI: Señor Cloak Dos..

DH: That goody goody is nada, Jo-

JI: And Fury...

DH: .... Caramba! Phillips is a dead man!

JI: In the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Title Decision match in the near future...

DH: THEY ARE ALL DEAD MEN, JOSE! Fury is going to END them all!

[Diego jumps up to his feet.]

DH: RUN DUKE! RUN OR FURY WILL KILL YOU!

[But Phillips doesn't hear Diego, he is too wrapped up in his victory celebration hoisting the coin high up into the air as if a trophy while Ward and Taylor have him on their shoulders and parade him around the ring.]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: What a night! Thank you all for joining us, see you next time!

DH: I am a TV commercial star, Duke.. Listen to me.. RUN!

[We watch the celebration a moment longer before we cut away to a dark alleyway behind the VL Arena. An exit door to the arena opens and Carranza walks out, looking both ways before adjusting his suit and walking down the alleyway. He walks up to a HUGE limousine parked in the shadows with a MASSIVE wall of a man dressed in a charcoal suit with cherry colored sunglasses stands outside of. Carranza approaches the behemoth a bit timidly but the large man nods his head and opens the door of the limousine. EGC nods his head to the mountain of a man before entering the limousine. Once inside his eyes grow WIDE AS SAUCERS as the glow from many shiny objects light up the interior.]

EGC: It... It is SOO beautiful!

[The Viva Lucha boss can't contain his smile as he rubs his hands together.]

EGC: And there is SOO much of it!

"Calmate."

[A male voice speaks but we stay on Carranza, who tries to contain his smile and adjusts in the luxurious seat of the limousine.]

EGC: Si. Si. Por su puesto. It's just ah.. I...

"You have a thing for these... We know."

[A female voice this time, turning playful.]

Female Voice: We kind of have the same "thing" if you didn't notice already.

[Carranza nervously giggles and tries to act cool.]

EGC: Well, so.. What do I owe the pleasure of this visit for?

Male voice: There is a prize that once belonged to me. A jewel now in one part but comprised of four pieces in it's creation.

[Emanuel nods his head with a twinkle in his eyes.]

EGC: Oh.. I know what you speak of.

Male voice: As I have begun this collection you see before you I have found myself... Longing to add this prize and all of it's pieces to my collection again.

[Carranza gets more than a twinkle in his eyes as that smile comes out again.]

EGC: Oh! Madre y dios. That would be... That would be a sight!

Female voice: I have gotten all the legal papers drawn up to make this one prize be FIVE pieces in theory but...

[The Viva Lucha boss raises an eyebrow.]

EGC: But?

Female voice: We've hit a snag.

Male voice: The kingdom where this prize sits will not do business with Toronto.

EGC: Really?!

Female voice: They will not even consider it because... Well....

[Carranza flashes a smile.]

EGC: They see you coming for it. Right?

[The look on his face seems to suggest that Carranza is getting acknowledging nods. He nods then raises an eyebrow and makes a curious face.]

EGC: I see your dilemma but.. What can I do? Why come to me about it?

Male voice: We need a party with an arena that is not Toronto to help us make this happen.

Female voice: And we know that both Viva Lucha and it's mother company have ties with a certain network that basically owns that kingdom.

[Carranza's smile goes away and he looks timid again.]

EGC: Wait.. Are you suggesting... That I take part in tricking a kingdom?! That I.. Aid in potentially robbing them of their richest prize?!

Male voice: It's the only way this is going to happen.

[Carranza wipes his now sweating forehead and shakes his head.]

EGC: It is too risky! How would we even make such a thing work?! No one will trust us ever again after such a thing! To take part in a deed like this..

[Suddenly a very dark look comes over his face.]

EGC: I would have to know what is in it for me.

[Carranza watches as a few moments pass and then..]

Female voice: You would have business ties to Toronto no matter the fallout over this.

EGC: And?

Female voice: Your arena would be the site of HISTORY taking place that no one will ever forget!

Male voice: Think of this, Carranza. Think of all the gold being under your roof for this historic event.

[Carranza's eyes get a crazed look and then he arches an eyebrow again.]

EGC: What about after the other parts of the prize are restored? Will they grace my arena after this event?

Male voice: We will return at least once more to El Centro and defend these jewels under your roof.

[Carranza trembles with excitement as he runs his hand over his curly hair and can not contain his dark smile.]

EGC: All of that gold you have now... With all of that other gold.... Under MY roof! MY arena! I... I...

Male voice: C'mon, Carranza..

[The camera FINALLY pans away from the Viva Lucha boss and reveals two figures. The man, caucasian, dressed in a navy blue suit with a white shirt and a cherry colored tie. The woman, also caucasian, dressed in a cherry colored dress suit with a pink blouse. Oh and the man has the UWF Rampage Championship, the UWF Meltdown Championship and the UWF Unified Television Championship on his left arm while his right holds the International Fighting Championship and the Cherry Cola World Heavyweight Championship. And around his waist? The PVW World Heavyweight Championship. The woman has an MBC Olympics Gold medal around her neck and the Toad Trophy in her arms. By this point I'm guessing you know they are VERY familiar.]

["Up All Night" PABLO O'CONNOR!]

[STEPHANIE DELACROIX]

[Pablo leans forward with a sinister smile.]

POC: Don't you want to help take down a kingdom?

[Delacroix gets a crazed wide eyed smile on her face as Pablo flashes his own evil smile harder as the scene fades to black.]

(c)2016 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 01

[The scene opens to a black screen with white text that reads..]

"Last season on Viva Lucha..."

[We see Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora standing on the entrance stage and looking out at the empty VL Arena in El Centro, California. He looks around and then drops his bag and steps towards the top of the entrance ramp. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, then he pats his chest over his heart and throws his arms out into the air and yells out...]

"PURA VIDA!"

[His shout echoes all over the empty arena. He stands there transfixed as if lost in a daydream when suddenly...]

"WHO THE HELL IS YELLING OUT HERE?!"

[We cut to Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza sitting across from PCZ in his office, located inside the VL Arena.]

EGC: You want opportunity, Zarzamora, well I am all about opportunity!

[We cut to clips of PCZ walking out to the ring and then to Señor Cloak Dos, with the International Light Heavyweight Championship around his waist, on the turnbuckles leading the fans in the famous chant..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[We cut to SCD seated on the turnbuckles while PCZ is standing on top of EGC's office.]

JI: What is Zarzamora doing here?!

DH: I have no idea, Jose! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!

[Zarzamora gets his bearings on top of EGC's office, eyes SCD set up on the top turnbuckle, then the challenger walks back a bit. Carranza himself walks out of his office to see what exactly is going on and looks up to see the challenger charge off the roof... FLY THROUGH THE AIR... Somersaulting as he flies over Carranza's head.. AND LAND ON DOS' SHOULDERS AND KNOCKS THE CHAMP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE CANVAS WITH A SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON OFF THE OFFICE ROOF!]

[GODZILLA ATOMIC FIRE MEGATRON MT. FUJI ERUPTION ROCK N ROLL NUCLEAR BOMB HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MOTHER OF ALL MARK OUT MANIA MARK OUT MANIA MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT WAS THAT?!! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!!!

[Then we cut to SCD hitting the 619 aka VAMANOS MUCHACHO and then to Dos going for La Magistral Roll Up!]

JI: The referee with the count... ONE! ... TWO! ... THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[EXPLODING OH MY GOD GIGANTIC EARTH SHATTERING POP]

[Then we cut to SCD raising PCZ's arm in the air as the crowd chants..]

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[We cut to scenes of SCD & PCZ teaming together against el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd and Vampiro Suarez in the ring. We see Suarez biting PCZ and drawing blood. We see SCD holding his head outside the ring as he leans against the ring post and el Profe take steel chair and...]

*KLANGACRACKAKOW*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE KILLED OUR HERO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! HE SMACKED SENOR CLOAK DOS' HEAD INTO THE RING POST WITH THAT CHAIR!

DH: INCREDIBLE! MAGNIFICO! FANTASTICOOOOO!

[As the crowd goes INSANE booing, SCD slumps to the floor completely out cold and then el Profe begins to laugh before raising the dented chair up into the air and turning to the crowd to proclaim: ]

ePdMt3: CLASS DISMISSED!

[We cut to shots of Rey Diablo Loco, Mega Dragon and the Kid battling the Monarchy (William Phillips, Angus Ward & Duncan Taylor) in Season one's opening match. Phillips puts brass knuckles on and punches the Kid in the crotch before setting him up for...]

*THUD*

JI: ARM TRAP NECKBREAKER!

DH: It's the DUke Cutter, Jose! Did not you not Youtube these guys like I did?! Be a professional like me!

[Phillips goes for the cover, the referee leaps into position..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[We cut to a masked staffer being accosted by Phillips backstage.]

AW: Shut your filthy mouth, mate.   We aren't about to discuss anything with the infected.   Take that filthy thing off and come back and talk to us.

[The Agent is taken back.]

Agent: Que?

WP: You heard him!  The next time you address us you better respect us enough to leave that pair of underwear you are wearing over your head in the garbage can.

[Phillips scowls.]

WP: We won't tolerate the disrespect.

[We cut to an angry Rey Diablo Loco standing in the ring.]

RDL: They called the masks of lucha libre a disrespect to tradition. They called our masks underwear worn over the head! Well I have lesson for these ignorant English malditos!

[BIG POP]

RDL: Our use of masks in lucha libre and in our culture in Mexico has a longer tradition than your island has with this sport!

[PRIDE POP, because much of the crowd is Hispanic.]

RDL: William Philps! You say you will not tolerate the disrespect.. Well I will not tolerate YOUR disrespect, PENDEJO!

[Cuts to the Monarchy on the entrance ramp.]

Duke: You want a match with me?  

[Rey Diablo Loco nods.]

Duke: I will tell you what, you little masked freak.   You can take your little filthy mouth back to the backstage area.  You can beg and plead to every superstar in the back.  If you can find yourself a tag team partner ... If you can find anyone courageous enough to be _your_ partner against these two juggernauts.

[Duke points to Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor.]

Duke: ... and then _beat_ them.

[All three members of the Monarchy have a nice laugh at that statement, but Rey Diablo Loco still stands their unfazed.]

Duke: Then, and ONLY then, will you be able to step back inside the ring with me.

[The Monarchy start to walk away.]

RDL: Oh no, CABRON..

[HUGE POP]

RDL: I do not have to go back there and waste any more of your time or these good people's time. I have amigos ready to help me at any time.

[Loco puts his fingers to his mouth and...]

*WHEEEEEEEEEEE*

[We see clips of Loco and The Kid battle Ward & Taylor, who are dressed in street clothes. We see the Kid take off Taylor's belt while Loco has him in a surfboard submission hold which causes Duncan's pants to...]

*DROP*

[BIG HUMILIATION POP]

JI: Oh My!

DH: Egads.

[Taylor's tighty whiteys are revealed! Loco breaks the hold and Taylor rolls to his corner and tags in Ward and then rolls out of the ring to pull his pants back up. Then we cut to the Kid stealing Ward's belt and of course...]

*DROP*

[HUMILIATION POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[As the VL Arena laughs at him, Ward trips over his falling pants and awkwardly scrambles to his corner to tag in Taylor. We cut to Taylor stumbling over his falling pants before Loco rolls him up for the pin! Phillips gets the microphone.]

Duke: While, I would love to step inside the ring one-on-one with you and teach you a lesson.  It's in my best interest to inform you that you have indeed earned a match with me, but a _trios_ match!

[BOOS!]

[We cut to clips of Rey Diablo Loco, the Kid and el Hijo de Aguila Rojo against the Monarchy. We see everyone brawling outside the ring while the referee counts and then ring announcer Fernando Rodriguez...]

FR: The referee has counted out both teams. This match is ruled.. A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!

[We cut to Cyborg King, with his Cyborg Kingdom, in the ring against Professor Where, who has Mary Sue with him, while the fans...]

Crowd: CY BORG KING! CY BORG KING! CY BORG KING!

[Cyborg Driver finishes Where and the fans..]

Crowd: ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING!

[..Cyborg King soaking it up all the while. Then we cut to Not OK Boss, the King of all Robots, with his Robot Kingdom standing in the ring with a microphone.]

NOKB: You cheer and bow down to the impure mix of robots and humans that parades around as some kind of king?!

[BIG POP]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Not OK Boss listens to the crowd. We can not see his eyes because of the eye visors on his mask but he does not seem too amused. Of course, the robot design of his mask never looks amused.]

NOKB: Foolish, illogical humans.

[BOOS]

NOKB: You cheer for him because of the accents of robotics he has. But it is I, the King of all Robots, you should cheer!

[BOOS]

[Then a famous Mexican grappler walks out.]

JI: That's Miguel Villa Lobos! The former Mascara de Oro!

DH: BLEGH!

[Indeed, Miguel Villa Lobos, the man who took Robot King's mask as Mascara de Oro in December of 2011 and then lost his own mask to Not OK Boss in December of 2012 walks out in his gold wrestling gear and with two others: Manuel Ramirez & John Maverick Jr!]

[MELT YOUR FACE OFF BOOS]

JI: This crowd is.. NOT a fan of Villa Lobos!

[Villa Lobos has the microphone.]

MVL: Not OK Boss! You crazy psycho! You can not expect these good people to cheer for you just because you demand them to! Humans will not just do whatever you robots or cyborgs tell us to do!

[SUPER BOOS]

Crowd: SCREW YOU HUMAN! LONG LIVE CYBORGS! SCREW YOU HUMAN! LONG LIVE CYBORGS!

[Villa Lobos is once again taken aback by the VISCERAL crowd reaction!]

JI: Wow! I have never seen this before!

DH: THIS IS AMAZING!

"Hey!"

[Everyone turns towards Carranza's office as the boss walks out of his office with a microphone in his hands and a big smile on his face.]

EGC: How nice of the Robot Kingdom and the Human Race to invade my wrestling ring here in Viva Lucha!

[Sarcasm is dripping from his tongue.]

EGC: Robots, humans, cyborgs.. Sounds like a very interesting little war but do you know what wars need? BATTLES!

[We see clips of The Human Race (Miguel Villa Lobos, Manuel Ramirez and John Maverick Jr) fighting the Robot Kingdom (Not OK Boss and the tag team Hecho en Mexico). We see Hecho en Mexico hold Villa Lobos in place and force him to watch Not OK Boss hit a Tombstone Piledriver OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR on Manuel Ramirez!]

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[EL MARTINETE! Lucha Libre DEATH!]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Villa Lobos has a look of total despair on his face while Carranza looks down at Manuel's unmoving body with a look of ABSOLUTE JOY! The boss scarfs down some more popcorn and then throws the bag aside and he applauds the king of all robots. Not OK Boss nods his head at EGC and then begins his evil robotic laugh!]

NOKB: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[We cut to Professor Where and Mary Sue talking around outside and inside of the VL Arena.]

MS: Really, Professor! Why are you wasting time with this goose chase? You need to be training! You are TERRIBLE in the ring!

[The Professor spins around and pulls out a monocle and puts it to his eye and gives a reprimanding look at his companion.]

PW: "Terrible"?! Look, I told you already my dear.. I had that cybernetic king where I wanted him.

MS: Sure.

PW: I just.. I just fell into some bad luck. That's all!

[He points his wand towards  off screen.]

PW: We have to get to the bottom of what these half human half machine folks are up to! Come along, dear!

[The Professor happily walks off screen while Mary shakes her head, frustrated.]

MS: I could just KILL him! He's so useless!

[We cut to them in a dark room. A figure appears on one side of the room; Cy01.]

PW: Oh! Look!

[Mary Sue is totally dumbfounded.]

MS: What in blazes?!

[Then a second figure, Cy02, appears on the other side of the room, surrounding them from both sides. From the shadows behind the Cy-Force steps out CYBORG KING with his crown and facepaint and gear.]

CK: How will it fare against me, I wonder?

[Stepping out of the shadows is NOT OK BOSS! Behind him are Hecho En Mexico!]

NOKB: Do not waste words or time on these humans, pretend king. I have begun crushing them earlier tonight and once the humans are conquered you will be next.

[Where & Mary are surrounded by the Cyborg Kingdom on one side and the Robot Kingdom on the other side when suddenly, Miguel Villa Lobos and John Maverick Jr run into the scene and pull Mary and the Professor away.]

MVL: Run for it! We shall take care of this!

MS: Oh thank God!

[Mary and the Professor run away as the Robots, Humans and Cyborgs cast looks at one another and then the three armies launch forward! We cut to Miguel Villa Lobos talking to Professor Where and Mary Sue near some taco stands outside the VL Arena.]

MVL: Oh no, senorita. One of mi amigos was taken out by the Robots and now I need someone to join my group in the war against the Cyborgs and the Robots.

[Villa Lobos pats the Professor on the shoulder.]

MVL: You will say "yes", no? Us humans must band together to fight against the Robots and Cyborgs.

[A serious look comes over the Professor's face.]

PW: Oh! Wait.. I'm.. I'm not a hu-

[He stops himself before blurting out some revelation. Where turns to look at the stunned Mary Sue and then Villa Lobos and then he shakes his head and flashes a huge smile.]

PW: I mean, OF COURSE!

[He VIGOROUSLY shakes Villa Lobos' hand. Mary Sue shakes her head and looks up in the sky.]

MS: A war?! Against Cyborgs and Robots?! What have we gotten into now!

[We cut to EGC with the Human Race, the Cyborg Kingdom and the Robot Kingdom around the ring.]

EGC: Thank you gentlemen, human, cyborg and robot, for joining me. Now, earlier I sent a message along to all of you to pick a second to participate in a three way fight. I have asked this because this is a war.

[POP]

EGC: And in war, one of the ways leaders pave the way to victory is through their choices in who they send out to fight their battles for them. I hope all of you have chosen wisely because the winner of this one fall three way match will earn a special opportunity. That special opportunity?

[He pats his suit jacket.]

EGC: They will fight on our next episode for a CARRANZA COIN!

[We see clips of Professor Where doing battle against Cy01 and R-Dos in the ring. We see both Cy01 and R-Dos trip over the Professor who's on all fours and then Where getting a roll up pin on Cy01!]

FR: The winner of the match... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[The Professor looks around in disbelief and then begins jumping up and down with ECSTATIC JOY! Miguel Villa Lobos scrambles in and gives a HUGE embrace to Where while Cyborg King berates Cy01 and Not OK Boss chuckles softly as he makes his way to the back, Hecho en Mexico following him in tow.]

DH: Jose.. He did not win.. Did he?

[Villa Lobos & Where celebrate like they just won the World Cup while Mary Sue is still frozen to the spot outside in shock.]

JI: He really just did win, Diego.

DH: QUE?! How? How can this be reality?!

[We cut to Professor Where and Mary Sue celebrating backstage.]

PW: Bigger things are in store for the Humans, Mary!

"Oh, I would say so, Professor!"

[Both of them are startled as they turn to see the boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, smiling at them just feet away.]

EGC: Very, very BIG things are waiting for you!

[The boss flashes an evil smile.]

EGC: Heh. To be honest I am.. Ever so excited to inform you of your opponent! Heh. Heh!

[Mary Sue begins to show unease at this while of course, Where is oblivious. Carranza draws close to Where's ear.]

EGC: Your opponent will be... Fury.

[We see clips of the masked behemoth Fury OBLITERATING Ruben De La Red and Patrick the Tall Leprechaun and him stomping around the ring screaming in rage! We cut back to Where as the color drains from the Professor's face and Mary stumbles back and leans against a wall while covering her mouth as her eyes grow wide as saucers.]

PW: (strained whisper) F-F-... F-Fury?

[Carranza steps back and flashes a MASSIVE smile while nodding his head.]

EGC: Good luck!

[With that the boss walks off screen leaving the Professor wobbling from side to side. Mary gulps hard and tries to clear her throat before speaking in a strained voice.]

MS: P-Professor?

PW: ....

*FLOP*

MS: Professor!

[Where faints, dropping to the floor! We cut to EGC in his office sitting across from JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki!]

EGC: That belt.. All it's history.

[His right hand slowly begins reaching out across the desk towards the belt sitting in front of Yamazaki on the desk.]

EGC: Twenty years of the greatest matches in women's wrestling history.. All the blood, sweat, tears and lives sacrificed to build it's prestige...

[Meiko is a little creeped out by the look on Carranza's face and she grabs the belt and moves it to her lap and out of his reach. Of course he snaps out of his  stupor and flashes an awkward nervous smile.]

EGC: What can I say, Meiko? I have a.. "thing".. for historic championships.

MY: So.. I can fight here in Viva Lucha?

[He extends his hand across the table.]

EGC: You have a home here in Viva Lucha!

[Reassured she nods and shakes his hand.]

MY: Thank you, Mr. Carranza! I am grateful for this opportunity to defend this championship all over the world. I-

[Meiko is cut off by Emanuel leaning across the table suddenly.]

EGC: But if you lose the pink belt... Heh... Adios.

[Carranza has a Cheshire cat smile while the realization of what he is saying sinks in on Meiko's face. We see clips of Meiko defending the JPWF Women's Championship against her former best friend Megumi Kosaka and then the hard hitting stiff fest between Meiko and Midori Masamoto. We see Meiko holding the famous pink belt in the air. We see an unhappy EGC and then we fade to black and more white text.]

"August, 2016"

[The black screen fades to backstage at the VL Arena in El Centro, California. We're in a locker room and we see some blue Converse sneakers but not just any shade of blue.. Japanese women's wrestling legend Suzie Love's hair shade of blue! The camera pans up to reveal Class of 2010's Juno Takayama sporting those shoes as well as black jeans, a gray t-shirt and a black hoodie with "2010" written across the chest in the Suzie Love shade of blue. Her hair is equally the shade of blue of her hero's and she is holding a blue cased cellphone that has all her attention.]

JT: This takes forever!

"Ha!"

[We pan to the right to reveal the stunning blue eyes and blonde hair of the absolutely beautiful Class of 2010 member, Valerie Bloom.]

VB: You're just looking for an excuse to drop out because you know you can't beat me!

[Juno shoots her an angry look.]

JT: I am not dropping out of anything! My Star Wars fan fiction will beat yours any day of the week! It just takes forever typing it on a cellphone!

"That's the name of the game!"

[We pan to the left of Juno to reveal the classic Justin Bieber hair styled Class of 2010 member Harriett Morrison!]

HM: It's called "SWTMFFB" for a reason!

*GROAN*

[We now pan to the left of Harriett to reveal Stephanie Delacroix's niece and fellow Class of 2010 member, Anna Williams!]

AW: I'm with Juno on the cell phone texting cumbersome deal! Why do I let you guys rope me into these things?!!

"Did we ever settle the question..."

[We pan hard right, past Valerie, to reveal the other Class of 2010 member, Iberian Grudge Match winner Teresa Villa!]

TV: Are emojis allowed in this competition? Yes? No?

[We pull away to reveal all five members of the Class of 2010 sitting on a bench and texting away on their cellphones.]

VB: Totally, Teresa! This is Star Wars Text Message Fan Fiction Battle after all!

[Villa nods her head as she goes back to her texting. Juno continues to bristle.]

JT: This takes so long! I liked it better when we were using our laptops and tablets to do those fantasy wrestling games online!

[Valerie rolls her eyes.]

VB: Get with the times, Juno! Star Wars and Cellphones is where it's at!

HM: Just knock those text message fan fiction stories out, Juno, like how you KO'd that girl last time!

[Harriett gives a wink to Juno.]

HM: You SMACKED that ass!

[Everyone rolls their eyes and Valerie shoots a glare at Harriett.]

VB: Stop yelling that in our matches, Harriett!

HM: What? Stop yelling inspiration to my team mates?

[Juno nods her head.]

JT: I find Harriett's words very encouraging in battle!

[Valerie rolls her eyes with a smile before Anna shakes her head again.]

AW: First it was those fantasy wrestling games when we were working for Auntie, now this text message game..

[She looks up.]

AW: Guys... We totally got to step up our game!

[Everyone stops what they're doing and ponders this. Silent moments pass by and then Valerie nods her head.]

VB: Online Star Wars Cosplay Duels!

[Anna hangs her head while her team mates excitedly make faces.]

TV: Oooh!

JT: The possibilities!

HM: I could be Han Solo!

VB: With the vest and everything! It would totally go with your hair!

JT: Oh! I could be Darth Maul but.. With blue paint instead of red!

[Everyone groans.]

JT: What?

VB: Number one, do NOT do the prequels! NEVER THE PREQUELS!

[Juno slowly nods her head, digesting this fact.]

VB: Number two, you ALWAYS do blue everything! Total overkill, Juno!

[Takayama smiles.]

JT: Blue is the best!

TV: What about Captain Phasma? That might be a good one for you, Juno.

VB: You should do Leia, Teresa.

[Teresa blushes with a smile.]

TV: Really?!  Me the Princess?!

VB: But you should totally do slave bikini Leia! Would totally get more views!

[Villa looks down at herself a little horrified, imagining exposing so much of herself.]

TV: Madre y dios!

HM: What about you, Val? I'm surprised you don't want to do Leia!

[Valerie laughs.]

VB: No, Har Har! I'd be Rey! But like a Paris fashion week version of Rey!

[They excitedly nod their heads except for Anna who begins to spaz out.]

AW: GAHH!

[All of them turn towards Anna as she jumps up to her feet and spins around to face them.]

AW: Guys! What is wrong with us?! Didn't my Auntie send us out on a quest to conquer Viva Lucha in the glory and honor of the memory of her Girl Fight promotion?! Isn't it time we stopped with our creative writing games and took the bull by the horns and fulfilled her vision for us?!

[They sit in silence.]

AW: Look, last time we showed up and we made a great first impression by beating the Puerto Rican Girls soundly and decisively! But did you see those mystery robed people out there? EVERYONE is talking about them and they didn't even fight! We've got to make everyone turn their eyes away from whatever that was about and back on us because we are the Class of 2010!

[Everyone begins nodding their heads and looking up determined looks in their eyes. Anna returns with her own nod and then..]

AW: And I'm totally going to cosplay Rey!

[Valerie jumps up shaking her head emphatically.]

VB: Nnn Nnn, girl! I'M doing Rey!

[Valerie and Anna argue about who will cosplay Rey while Juno, Harriett and Teresa discuss which one makes a better Rey as we pan way from them and Akira Kurosawa styled screen swipe to a different scene! We go to the office of The boss himself, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, He paces to and fro as he juggles one of his eponymous coins between his fingers, eagerly anticipating something... or someone.]

Female Voice: You requested my presence I hear.

[Startled, Carranza turns to find a woman wearing a red robe. The boss pockets his precious coins and  smooths out his tie.]

EGC: Ah, "The Beautiful Master." Or is it "Lady Warhawk" now?

[The woman raises her scarlet gloved hands to pull back her hood, revealing a mask of crimson hue and hair of pure white.]

Lady Warhawk: "The Beautiful Master" is a title given to me by the Houses of 1000 Masks. Lady Warhawk is the name I have chosen to compete under. Does that clarify things?

[Carranza takes a moment to ponder, but soon dismisses it as unimportant.]

EGC: It does not matter really. I have considered your request and though I will give you the opportunity, I don't believe you can deliver on your threat.

LW: Oh? You see it as a threat?

EGC: When someone breaks and enters into my office without invitation and demands that they have representation...

LW: Other organizations and nationalities are represented. Why not the Houses? Why not Parts Unknown?

EGC: I have dealt with your representatives before and I found the process distasteful. Besides...

[He smiles, a sinister expression indeed.]

EGC: To work here, for me, you must earn your spot. And if Parts Unknown wishes to enter Viva Lucha, then their hopes and dreams are now all on your shoulders. Tonight you will face an opponent of my choosing. Is this agreeable?

LW: Indeed.

[Carranza's sinister grin grows wider. He turns and walks to his chair behind his desk. When he turns back, he finds that Lady Warhawk is gone.]

EGC: No matter.

[Fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[Then we cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California and the packed crowd there excited for the night's action. We pan over the screaming fans before finding ourselves at the announce table where two familiar faces greet us.]

JI: Hola, everyone, and welcome to a new season of Viva Lucha! I'm Jose Ignacio and with me as always is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

DH: That is the most handsome announcer on the planet, Diego Hernandez, Jose! Get it right!

JI: Right.. We have a great show lined up for everyone! Later tonight Professor Where will go one on one against Fury for a Carranza Coin!

DH: Pobrecito.

JI: Yes, and in our main event Señor Cloak Dos will not only defend the International Light Heavyweight Championship against El Profe de Monstruoso the Third but he will also be battling his rival for a Carranza Coin!

DH: And do not forget, Jose.. In that match el Profe can do anything he wants, he has no rules to follow while Dos has to play by the rules!

JI: The deck is definitely stacked against the champion tonight. Maria Juarez will have a scoop for us and our boss, Emilio Gonzalo Carranza, will be hosting a celebration for JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki, tonight as well. But up first we will be seeing "The Beaufiul Master" Lady Warhawk in action. Tonight she will go one on one against an opponent of our boss' choosing and Lady Warhawk MUST win for her and a group she represents to be able to compete here in Viva Lucha! Let's go to the ring and to our ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez!

[Fernando is indeed in the ring and he is wearing a purple and green checkered tuxedo jacket with mustard yellow pants, brown shoes, a pink shirt and a white bow-tie.]

DH: We really need to do something about his fashion, Jose!

[Fernando nods to the camera.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for an opporutnity for the House of Parts Unknown to fight in Viva Lucha!

[POP]

FR: Introducing first from Parts Uknown..... "The Beautiful Master" LADY WARHAWK!

[Rob Zombie's "Return of the Phantom Stranger (Tuesday Night at the Chop Shop Remix)" plays over the PA and out walks a masked female wrestler wearing a red hooded robe! She makes her way to the ring and after climbing in she stands in the middle of the ring and dramatically raises both of her arms with the robe in her clutches, giving the appearance of red wings unfurling before everyone!]

[COOL ENTRANCE POP]

JI: What an entrance by Lady Warhawk here!

DH: She has great curves, Jose, but no special poses or strangely compelling masked beauty is going to get her or the House of Parts Unknown a spot here in Viva Lucha. She is going to have to win this match to do that.

[The Beautiful Master prepares in a corner as her music fades.]

DH: Her intoxicating masked visage will not be enough.

JI: Ah... Are you OK, Diego?

DH: Huh? Si! Por que?!

JI: Ah.. Nada.

[Fernando lifts the microphone again.]

FR: And her opponent....

[Music begins to play. For fans of Tradicion Lucha Libre in Mexico it is familiar music. It is this music: https://youtu.be/gPbaanAn30E  And it draws this reaction..]

[BIG RUDA POP]

DH: YES! FINALLY!

FR: She is the Mexican National Women's Champion.... SENORA ROJA!!

[Out walks the masked luchadora, Señora Roja, dressed in a dark alazarin crimson with red highlights and trim to her gear and the Mexican National Women's Championship belt around her waist. The masked woman soaks up the reaction then makes her way towards the ring.]

JI: Since 2014 no one has been able to take that championship away from this woman. And back on Cinco de Mayo of this year she won the very first women's apuestas match in Tradicion Lucha Libre, a mother promotion for this one, when she took Maria Torres' hair at Arena Puebla.

DH: And do not forget, Jose, that it is rumored she is part of a very wealthy family that has very close ties business wise...

JI: Possibly familial ties as well...

DH: So they say, to our boss.. Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza!

[Roja enters the ring and looks Lady Warhawk up and down and shakes her head laughing.]

JI: She doesn't seem very impressed but she shouldn't make that mistake. Not against Parts Unknown's Beautiful Master, as any Mighty BASTARD Championship fan could tell ya'!

DH: Jose, watch the language.

JI: Lo siento.

DH: And Roja has earned the right to look past whomever she wants!

[The ruda shows her belt off to the crowd before handing it to Fernando and preparing in the corner.]

JI: Let's not lose track of what is at stake here. The Mexican National Women's Championship is NOT up for grabs as only competitors born in Mexico or of Mexican heritage can fight for the Mexican National championships. What IS at stake though is a spot here in Viva Lucha for Parts Unknown!

[The pink masked female referee checks on both masked women before motioning to the time keeper.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Viva Lucha Opportunity Match: "The Beautiful Master" Lady Warhawk [Parts Unknown] vs Señora Roja **********************************************************

[BIG POP]

JI: AND THE FIRST MATCH OF SEASON TWO IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: Madre y dios, Jose! You are totally going to scream like this again later I just know it!

[Both women circle one another and then they lock up. Roja being slightly taller and definitely thicker of the two easily powers a side headlock on Warhawk but the Parts Unknown fighter easily slips out and trips the ruda to the ground. The colorfully attired masked woman hops onto Roja's back and begins running on her back for show before giving a short dropkick to the back of the ruda's masked head!]

[POP]

DH: ACK!

[Roja scrambles to her feet in a rage but the Beautiful Master evades her lunge and unloads with a leaping spinning leg lariat that sends Roja tumbling to the canvas and rolling up against the ropes. Before the ruda has her bearings Warhawk comes FLYING through the air with a BRUTAL dropkick to the midsection that sends Roja SHOOTING between the ropes and to the floor outside! Lady Warhawk pops up to her feet, motions to the fans and then she runs off the ropes and as the ruda gets to her feet..]

[HUGE PLANCHA POP]

JI: OVER THE ROPES CROSS BODY PRESS PLANCHA!! FIRST PLANCHA OF THE NEW SEASON PLANCHAAAAIEEEEEEEE!

DH: Lo siento viewers at home who have lost their hearing minutes into this opening match due to my rude colleague!

[Warhawk pumps a fist and then pulls a dazed Roja up to her feet. She rolls Roja back inside the ring then hops onto the apron and when the ruda gets to her feet the Parts Unknown masked woman leaps on the top rope and springs off with a dropkick sending the Mexican Women's champion flying across the ring!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Lady Warhawk is off to a great start here in her Viva Lucha debut!

DH: It is that accursed gorgeous mysterious masked beauty of hers, Jose!

JI: Uh.. What?!

DH: She is blinding innocent hearts like mine with her enigmatic masked attraction!

JI: I am not sure any of that made even an iota of logical sense, Diego.

DH: I... I... Cherry Cola tastes delicious!

[As Diego nervously drinks from a bottle of Cherry Cola, Lady Warhawk goes to pull Roja up to her feet but the ruda jabs a thumb to the masked woman's eyes, sending the Beautiful Master stumbling holding her masked face.]

[BOOS]

JI: Cheap shot by the Mexican National women's Champion there.

DH: Nothing is cheap inside of that ring, Jose. Especially not the mysterious flame that draws my heart to it as if I was a moth.

JI: ... Que?!

[Roja grabs Warhawk by her head and drags her masked face across the top rope before punching the Beautiful Master in the midsection, sending her down to one knee. The pink masked official gets on the ruda's case but Roja laughs it off before booting the Parts Unknown grappler upside the head. The ruda then drops to her knees and begins choking Warhawk with both hands which draws a count from the ref.]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Come on! She is just blatanly choking her here!

DH: Did you ever stop to think, Jose, that maybe she just could not resist the temptation to feel the softness of that neck?!

JI: Huh?! What are you...

DH: Like you have not been sitting here dreaming of kissing that enigmatic masked...

JI: DIEGO! Snap out of it!

DH: DRINK CHERRY COLA!

[Diego guzzles down soda while Roja stops choking her foe and now is raking her opponent's masked face with her boot while cackling, drawing loud BOOS from the fans. After a lot of complaints from the official Roja halts that tactic and looks out at the fans and then laughs as she points down to her opponent. Roja pulls Warhawk up and whips her to the ropes. The ruda then puts her head down, attempting for a back body drop but the Beautiful Master slaps a front facelock on her foe then quickly pushes her back towards the ropes, hops onto the 2nd rope and twists in the air...]

*THUDDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: TORNADO DDT! The Beautiful Master planted her!

DH: Wow!

[Roja tries to scramble to her feet but she grabs her masked head and stumbles back down, feeling the effects of the DDT. Lady Warhawk adjusts her mask from all the boot raking it took and then when her opponent gets to her feet she sprints over and BLASTS Roja with a dropkick sending the ruda crashing down onto her backside! Roja tries to sit up but eats a DRIVING low cross body press!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Lady Warhawk is on FIRE here!

DH: QUE?! We have to save her!

JI: Diego! She is not LITERALLY on fire! It was just a figure of speech!

DH: How DARE you torture our viewers with such cruel lies, Jose! Do not play wolf and yell that a masked beauty pulling us like asteroids into her orbit hoping to burn up in her atmosphere is in danger when she is not! That is evil!

JI: I... Amigos, I think Diego is lost!

[The Beautiful Master pulls Roja up and tries to whip her into a corner but the ruda puts the brakes on this and reverses into a knee right in the midsection of her foe! Roja shakes her head, trying to catch her breath, but quickly sets up for a powerbomb and lifts Warhawk up into the air.. But the Parts Unknown fighter unloads some hard shots stunning Roja before...]

*TOSS*

[HUGE POP]

JI: HURRICANRANA!!

DH: Caramba!

[The Mexican Women's champ struggles to her feet only to have Warhawk leap onto her, putting her leg over the back of Roja's neck, and..]

*THUDDD*

[BIG POP]

[Rocker Dropper! Quickly the Beautiful Master scrambles up the turnbuckles.]

JI: This could be it! The opening to seal the win and earn Parts Unknown a spot here in Viva Lucha!

[Once at the top the colorful masked woman leaps off...]

*FLASH BULBS*

*THUDDD*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: 450 SPLASH!! THE QUETZL-CHAOTIC 450 SPLASH!!!

DH: CARAMBA!!!

[Warhawk scrambles for the cover and the pink masked official gets in position and...]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!

*DING DING DING*

[PARTS UNKNOWN IN VIVA LUCHA POP]

JI: SHE'S DONE IT! Let's get the official word!

FR: Here is your winner... LADY WARHAWK!

[Rob Zombie erupts on the PA and fans go WILD as does the Beautiful Master as she leaps to her feet and scrambles up the turnbuckles and pumps her arms in the air, celebrating what she has just accomplished!]

JI: Lady Warhawk has defeated the Mexican National Women's Champion, Senora Roja, and won the House of Parts Unknown a spot here in Viva Lucha!

DH: She is a comet, Jose.

JI: Do what now?

[We cut to the announce table and focus on Diego's mesmerized face.]

DH: Streaking across the sky leaving a trail of colors in her wake. All who get to behold her in her flight are the lucky ones. And we wait. We wait for the comet to come again across our sky and make our life that much brighter and better.

[Jose looks into the camera with a look of complete shock.]

JI: Is there something in your drink making you talk strange, Diego?

DH: A comet, Jose. A beautiful comet.

[Jose makes a face, shrugs and then carries on.]

JI: Well amigos we have a lot more to come in our season two premiere! We have to take a quick commercial break but stay tuned for more Viva Lucha!

[We watch Lady Warhawk celebrate some more before we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and off to commercials.]

[We cut to a very tanned older caucasian man with deep wrinkles in his face and neck but a full head of white hair with white mustache and beard adorning his face. He is dressed in a very sharp looking navy blue suit and is sitting at a kitchen table drinking from a cup of coffee with a smile.]

Man: When you get to my age it's really important to have a coffee you trust to start your day off right. That's why I drink...

[He reaches down, offscreen, and then places a bag of coffee on the table with the picture of a German shepherd dog with it's tongue hanging out on the front.]

Man: Dog Doo Brew!

[He closes his eyes and chuckles while shaking his head.]

Man: I know. I know! It's gross and disgusting how they cultivate this coffee. I've heard it all before from all my friends and family but...

[He raises the cup and flashes a smile.]

Man: You just can't argue with coffee this good! Dog Doo Brew. The best coffee in the world! Trust me. Why else would I be drinking this at my age considering how they make this if it wasn't the very BEST coffee around!

[He sips some and smiles while closing his eyes.]

Man: Mmm mmm!

[We zoom in on the bag and the label while the man's voice continues.]

Man V/o: Dog Doo Brew. So good you won't mind how they make it.

[The Viva Lucha logo brings us back from commercials and once again to backstage at the VL Arena. We see Professor Where with his black cape on and his gray wrestling tights and black ring boots sitting on a bench in the locker room and staring down at a pocket watch in his hands. He has a sad expression on his face as if the end of the world is coming.]

PW: Tick tock. Tick tock.

[He sighs sadly and his eyes water slightly.]

PW: I have but ticks of the clock left until... Until...

[He puts the pocket watch down on the bench and buries his face in his hands.]

PW: What am I to do?

"You don't have to do anything, Professor."

[Where looks up with a startle to see his manager, Mary Sue, dressed in a dark blue jacket with a black blouse underneath and black leggings with dark brown leather boots. She has a grim expression like the end of the world is coming.]

PW: Mary... What.. What do you mean?

[She walks to him and shrugs her shoulders.]

MS: I'm just saying... Maybe, you don't go out there tonight. You forfeit this match.

[Where makes a face as if tasting sour milk.]

PW: Forfeit?! How can I do such a thing, Mary?! How can you even suggest it?!

MS: I can suggest it very easily, Professor.

[He shakes his head.]

PW: I can't do that, Mary.

MS: Yes you can.

[She gets in Where's face.]

MS: Look at me, Professor! You have to know that you have no chance against Fury. You MUST know this!

[Mary waves her hands in the air.]

MS: For God's sake he'll put you in the hospital like he does everyone else who foolishly steps into the ring against him!

[She jabs her index finger into Where's chest.]

MS: You can not win!

[He looks down, conflicted but then shakes his head with disgust.]

PW: What you're suggesting, Mary, is that.. I just run away?

MS: Yes.

PW: Like a coward?!

MS: Like a SMART man who lives to fight another day. Like an intelligent being who doesn't wake up in a hospital bed recovering from untold injuries inflicted by the most DANGEROUS man in professional wrestling today!

[Where stares at the floor but shakes his head.]

PW: I can't run, Mary.

[Mary's turns around throwing her hands up into the air.]

MS: WHY THE HELL NOT?!

PW: I have an obligation, Mary. Miguel put his faith in me last time to win a victory for the Human Race and I can not repay that faith by... Running away!

[She spins around angrily with wet eyes.]

MS: YOU'LL GET KILLED OUT THERE, MAN!

[Where looks into Mary's eyes and he flashes a sad smile.]

PW: Mary..

[He gently puts his hand on her shoulder.]

PW: I... I just can't run away.

[Her head drops.]

PW: I can't do it.

[She pulls away from Where and turns her back to him and crosses her arms.]

MS: Fine. You want to end up a cripple so badly just to save face and impress, Miguel. Fine.

[Where sighs and shakes his head as he stands up off the bench.]

PW: Mary..

MS: No. Fine!

[She gives Where a cross look back.]

MS: I'll march you out there to martyrdom. Come along.

[Mary stomps out of the room as Where looks down at the pocket watch on the bench and then takes a hard swallow and holds his head up high.]

PW: Tick tock. Tick tock.

[Where walks off screen and we cut to the Viva Lucha logo that means.. commercials!]

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[The Viva Lucha logo takes us out of commercials and to ringside at the VL Arena where Jose and Diego greet us.]

JI: Welcome back, amigos, and up next is our first match for a Carranza Coin! The only way to get into the four way elimination match to determine the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion is by winning one of these coins!

DH: It is the most precious currency in Viva Lucha, Jose, but let me tell you something.. There are not enough coins of any kind in the world that would get me to step inside the ring against the engine of destruction coming out in moments!

[Jose makes a grim expression.]

JI: You speak the truth, Diego. Since making his debut in Viva Lucha, Fury has sent every one of his opponents to the hospital. It may be months still til we see Ruben De La Red or Patrick the Tall Leprechaun again here in Viva Lucha.

DH: There was NOTHING on the line in those matches, Jose. What is he going to do to that idiot Sci-Fi rip off guy tonight when a CARRANZA COIN is on the line?!

JI: It is time to find out, let's go to Fernando!

[Fernando and all of his ugly attire are in the ring with the microphone.]

FR: The following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is for... A CARRANZA COIN!

[POP]

[A strange noise plays over the PA and then music begins, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4 ), and walking out onto the entrance ramp is a tight jawed and upset looking woman with a scared but brave man following her.]

FR: Accompanied to the ring by Mary Sue, from Beyond Time and Space here is... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Where stops at the top of the entrance ramp and looks out at the fans for a moment, emotion in his eyes, taking it all in as if this was his final match and then he flashes a brave smile and points his green lit wand at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.]

DH: Dead man walking.

JI: Si.

[Mary doesn't put her eyes on her charge for even a moment, keeping her teeth clinched together in a show of displeasure at this match. Where rolls under the ropes and inside the ring and he strikes a pose playing to the crowd and they...]

[BIG POP]

DH: Where's Villa Lobos, Jose?

JI: Miguel Villa Lobos couldn't make the show due to obligations in Mexico.

DH: He did not have the stomach to see this chump he recruited get splattered across the ring, eh? Typical.

[Where is feeling the crowd and poses for them some more, waving his wand in the air and smiling, enjoying this moment until..]

*GONG*

[OH CRAP DOOM IS COMING POP]

[Where drops his pose and closes his eyes as the lights go out and angry theme music, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10 ), erupts and a MONSTER stomps out onto the entrance ramp.]

FR: And his opponent.. Here is.... FURY!

[Where throws off his cape and takes a deep breath as he turns to face the entrance ramp to see this mountain of demolition stomp to the ring with eyes of RAGE burning holes into the gray haired man in the ring.]

JI: Fury is making his way to the ring quicker than usual..

DH: I think Where needs to run for his life.

JI: He's not moving!

DH: Adios, Professor!

[Fury slides into the ring and the black masked referee closes his eyes in a corner anticipating the BOMB that goes off when Fury WRECKS Where with a BRUTAL lariat immediately!

*DING*

********************************************************** Carranza Coin Match: Professor Where w/ Mary Sue vs Fury **********************************************************

[Where convulses on the canvas as he holds his neck and chest while Fury stomps around the ring and ROARS! Mary Sue covers her mouth at the sight of what just happened and then tries to call out to her charge but the words don't come out quick enough as the behemoth in the ring has yanked the much smaller Where off the canvas and is throttling him with both hands by the neck! Where clutches desperately in vain at Fury's hands before being tossed through the air and into a corner! The Professor collapses from the collision and before he can recover a MONSTER knee SMASHES into his face!]

JI: DEAR GOD! Fury is wasting no time tonight!

DH: I hope the paramedics are ready backstage.

JI: They always are when Fury is on the card.

[Blood begins streaming out of Where's nose. He touches it with a look of surprise on his face as if he has never seen it before but this discovery can not be explored because Fury's massive hands grasp around Where's head and pull him up and then... SICKENINGLY BRUTAL shots to the body are unloaded by Fury onto his opponent! The official is visibly disturbed by the force and power being unleashed with the blows as Where's ribs, chest and midsection turn red and purple from the blows. Mary cries out as each blow is delivered and covers her eyes.]

JI: We've seen Fury do this before but NEVER with the power he is showing tonight!

DH: There is no holding back tonight, Jose! A Carranza Coin is on the line!

[The referee starts to move towards the corner but thinks better of it and just looks away. Fury stops the barrage of body blows and grabs Where by the throat and throws him out of the corner and clear across the ring before taking a deep breath and ROARING! Where trembles as he holds his midsection and grimaces in pain. Mary calls him an "idiot" and tells him to get out of the ring but the Professor has no time as his monstrous foe is upon him again. Fury drags Where up to his feet, grabs the arm and BLASTS the Professor out of his feet, flipping him in the air, with a short arm clothesline! Where lands like a sack of rocks.]

[HOLY MOLY BLOODY MURDER BRUTAL RAVIOLI POP]

JI: I think the referee needs to stop this match now.

DH: Si.

JI: Like right now before Fury gets his hands on Where again.

DH: Too late.

[Again the monster yanks his opponent off the canvas and with ease tosses Where over his shoulder and then runs towards the middle of the ring and delivers a HUGE RUNNING POWERSLAM! The Professor convulses again as blood streams from his noise and out of his busted lip. Mary is openly crying and she calls for the referee to do something. The official gives her a look as if she has two heads and points to Fury and throws his hands in the air as if saying there is nothing he can do. Meanwhile Fury has Where up in the air as he holds the gray haired grappler aloft in a Gorilla Press! The massive man stomps around the ring showing off his power before dropping down into a EXPLOSIVE SAMOAN DROP!]

[HE'S DEAD POP]

JI: This is getting upsetting! Look at Mary Sue!

[We see a sobbing Mary Sue covering her mouth as Fury drags a lifeless Where towards a corner.]

DH: She needs to throw in the towel, Jose!

JI: That is not a bad idea at all, actually! Someone has to! Before more..

DH: You are too late again, Jose..

JI: No...

[Fury wraps Where up in the ropes against the corner, to keep the man up on his feet, before stomping away and then turning back around and..]

JI: NO DON'T DO IT!

*THUDDDDDD*

[DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY AIEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

[BONE CRUSHING Body Avalanche in the corner DECIMATES the Professor! Where drops to the canvas face first and convulses and coughs, trembling from the pain shooting through his body! Mary shakes her head as she cries while Fury stomps around the ring before dropping down ontop of Where, lifting up his head by his hair and then... UNLOADING BRUTAL CLUBBING FOREARMS TO THE FACE!]

[IS THIS FACES OF DEATH LEVEL BRUTALITY SICKNESS AIEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: STOP THIS MATCH!

DH: Calmate, Jose.

JI: No! Someone HAS to stop this match!

[A trembling Mary Sue screams the referee to do just that. The masked referee considers it and approaches the ever bloodying scene unfolding of Fury bludgeoning Where's face with his forearm shots but a DEATH GLARE that Fury shoots him sends the referee scurrying back into a corner! Mary covers her eyes from the horrific sight that seems to be making many in the crowd uncomfortable.]

DH: I have never seen such HARD shots unloaded on a human face!

JI: It is INHUMANE what we are witnessing right now!

[Satisfied, finally, Fury lets Where's swollen and bloody face fall back to the canvas as he climbs off his foe and begins stomping around the ring again. Then the tank of a man stomps over to his lifeless opponent, yanks him up and hooks him before...]

*KRACKACKOWWWTHUNDERADOOOMBOOMBAAAAAHHHHH*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEAR GOD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

DH: THE NEW EL MARTINETE!!!

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Please let this be over now!

[Mary falls to her knees outside the ring, sobbing uncontrollably as Fury finally covers Where. The referee leaps into position at lightning speed and makes the academic count.. One, Two, Three!]

*DING*

[The funeral gong bellows as Fury stands up with his eyes locked on the office door of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza.]

FR: Here is your winner... FURY!

[As the angry music plays the office door opens and out with a spring in his step and the BIGGEST SMILE IN THE WORLD is the Boss himself! Carranza hops up the steps and climbs into the ring and flashes that giant sick smile before pulling out one of his Carranza Coins and handing it to the monster!]

DH: I am not sure I have ever seen our boss this happy!

JI: I think ALL of us are happy that it is finally over. We need medics and we need them immediately!

[Fury stares at the coin in his hand and the masked man's eyes become more crazed and rage filled as he does so. Carranza applauds the behemoth and gets a good look at the demolished remains of Professor Where while Mary Sue cries over her charge. Medics hit the ring with a stretcher and scramble over to the poor man.]

JI: I apologize to all of our fans for the graphic nature of what went down in that match. It was a brutality the likes of which we have never seen. But, Fury has won the match and he is the first man to be in possession of a Carranza Coin meaning.. He's in the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship creation match!

DH: Jose, I pity every competitor that wins the remaining three Carranza Coins because that means they have to step into the ring against this monster! Caramba!

JI: We have to take a commercial break but we'll be back with more Viva Lucha!

[We get a shot of Fury staring like a maniac down at the coin in his possession before cutting to the Viva Lucha logo which means commercials!]

[Cuts to shots of world famous footballer Antonito Balsa, in Majestic Madrid kit, dribbling past defenders before shooting in a goal past the goalkeeper.]

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[A "Kings Of Europe" logo appears on the screen.]

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[The Viva Lucha logo brings us back out of commercials and cut to a vision of simply IMPOSSIBLE beauty! She's Mexican with the loveliest brown eyes you've ever seen, long black hair and curves from some sexy heaven that are hugged by a very tight dark green dress. And did we mention her smile? A smile that is making your brain melt and pour out of your ears and nose?! Yes, amigos, it is... MARIA JUAREZ! And she's standing in front of a "Viva Lucha" banner backstage.]

MJ: Hola, everyone! Thsi is Maria Juarez and I am excited to be back with you for a new season of Viva Lucha where I will, as always, be bringing you the biggest scoops around!

*WINK*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER!!!]

MJ: And tonight I have TWO huge scoops for you! In Season uno we saw the issues that developed between lucha legend Rey Diablo Loco and the leader of the Monarchy, "The Duke" William Phillips! Well I have learned that in our next episode of Season dos of Viva Lucha our main event will be a one on one, mano a mano, match between the two gentlemen to not only bring their issues to a conclusion but also to fight over a Carranza Coin!

[Maria nods excitedly.]

MJ: That is right! The winner will gain the currency needed to enter the four man elimination match to determine the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion!

[More nodding of her beautiful head.]

MJ: Huge news! But that is not all because my other scoop also involves a match that will be for a Carranza coin and will take place as our OPENING match of the next episode! In season one we saw Costa Rica's Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora get attacked and left a bloody mess by Vampiro Suarez. Those two will meet in a singles match for a Carranza Coin and to resolve their differences!

[She shakes her head with a smile.]

MJ: Can you believe it?! By the end of our next episode all four competitors who will battle for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship will be known to us! BIG news! Well that is all the scoops I have for you amigos! Next time I hope to have more scoops for you! See you then and also...

[Her face blushes a little bit and she swallows nervously before flashing a confident smile.]

MJ: I just want to wish Señor Cloak Dos the best of luck in the next match!

[She pumps her free arm into the air as she shouts..]

MJ: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

*WINK*

[And with that CRAZY OVER THE MOON AND BEYOND BEAUTIFUL wink our heads go spinning as the Viva Lucha logo comes up and sends us back into commercials!]

[Scene opens to a crowded beach. We see a good looking young couple, a handsome African American man in Hawaiian print swim shorts and a cute red headed Caucasian woman in a dark blue one piece swimsuit, sitting on a towel and looking around.]

Woman: I sure am thirsty!

Man: Me too. What do you want to drink, baby?

[She looks around and her jaw drops as she spots a billboard with Legacy Crown Champion, "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor and his wife Stephanie Delacroix holding a giant cooler in the air with a "Cherry Cola" logo on it.]

Woman: I want that!

*BOOM*

[Suddenly the billboard EXPLODES in CGI pyro and O'Connor & Delacroix are there in wrestling gear with the cooler in their arms.]

POC: Of COURSE you want the refreshing deliciousness of Cherry Cola!

[Delacroix hands them both a bottle.]

SD: Nothing else quite hits the spot!

[The couple both take a sip and their faces light up with giant smiles.]

Together: IT'S THE BEST!

[Pablo & Stephanie hold cherry cola bottles at the camera with goofy smiles.]

POC & SD: CHERRY COLA IS THE BEST!

[We fade from that to the Viva Lucha logo, ie back from commercials, and cut to the announce table with Jose & Diego.]

JI: Welcome back amigos and our main event is coming up here in a moment but Diego..

[Jose turns to a scowling Diego.]

JI: What about the news Maria brought us before the break?! Rey Diablo Loco versus William Phillips! PCZ versus Vampiro Suarez! Both matches for the Carranza Coins!

DH: Huge scoops for sure but I am more concerned with the BLATANT bias and favoritism that Maria showed at the end! Cheering on Señor Cloak Dos? Unprofessional! We need a reporter who will not bring us biased reports, Jose!

JI: Maria is the BEST reporter around, Diego but this as good a segue as any to head to the ring where Fernando is standing by!

[Fernando in his horrible outfit is in the ring with the microphone.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for.. The INTERNATIONAL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP... and... a CARRANZA COIN!

[HUGE POP]

FR: And it will be fought under HALF NO DQ RULES!

[Mixed POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/_PCypl8YANU ), and from the back out walk two luchadors. One is very thin but taller than most light heavyweights and is dressed in a Frankenstein's monster themed mask and gear. He is also waving a yardstick around in the air. The other is shorter but stockier and has long black hair, dark purple gear and white face paint giving him a vampire appearance.]

FR: Introducing first the challenger and the competitor who gets to fight with NO Disqualifications... Accompanied by Vampiro Suarez... Here is... EL PROFE DE MONSTRUOSO THE THIRD!

[El Profe and Vampiro make their way to the ring making scary faces at the fans.]

JI: In Mexico and here in Viva Lucha this man has been on a mission to get his hands on that International Light Heavyweight Championship and one has to assume that tonight, with the deck stacked in his favor, is the best chance he has of accomplishing those goals.

DH: We are going to see HISTORY tonight, Jose, because there is no way that goody two shoes, Cloak Dos, is going to leave with his belt and that Carranza Coin! I love it!

[El Profe climbs into the ring and strikes a scary pose but then his music fades and the crowd GOES NUTS because other music, (this one: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), plays!]

FR: And his opponent, he is the International Light Heavyweight Champion.. Here is... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

Crowd: VIVA VAMANOS ARRIBA! VIVA VAMANOS ARRIBA!

[From the back and onto the entrance ramp comes arguably the most popular masked man in professional wrestling, Señor Cloak Dos! He soaks in the BIG LOVE from the fans and then makes his way to the ring, giving out high fives, embraces and touching his masked head to the masked heads of young fans wearing replicas of his mask.]

JI: Season One kicked off with this man defending the Tradicion Lucha Libre International Light Heavyweight Championship in our main event and now he kicks off Season two with a defense of the same title as well.

DH: Si, but it will be his LAST! Monstruoso can do ANYTHING he wants, Jose, and this do gooder can not break any rules! IT IS PERFECT!

[Dos leaps into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles and motions to the fans who chant as their hero pumps his fist in the air.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD pats his chest and bows to the fans who GO INSANE CHEERING THEIR HEARTS OUT! He hops down and takes off his hooded cloak and takes off his title belt and hands it to the referee who raises it up in the air for all to see.]

[BELT POP]

JI: That gold and Carranza gold is on the line!

DH: And it is coming to the Classic Monsters!

[The referee hands Fernando the belt and then checks on both competitors before motioning for the bell..]

*DING*

********************************************************** International Light Heavyweight Championship/Carranza Coin Match: [Half No DQ Rules] (c)Señor Cloak Dos vs El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd [Classic Monsters] **********************************************************

[HUGE POP]

JI: OUR FIRST MAIN EVENT OF THE SEASON IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: Gah! Will you never tire of that line, Jose?!

[Both luchadores circle each other, el Profe shouting that "Class is in session!", before they lock up in the middle of the ring. Monstruoso goes for a cheap rake of Dos' masked face before going for a go-behind and a trip but SCD rolls onto his back and kips up to his feet as fast as lightning before tossing el Profe across the ring with an armdrag! El Profe fumes a bit before getting to his feet and then challenging Dos to a test of strength. The champion doesn't back down and both men lock hands and then drop to one knee and push against one another, struggling to gain dominance. They struggle back up to their feet before el Profe trips Dos down to the canvas and tries to hold his shoulders down. The gray masked referee gets in position but doesn't even get to do a one count before SCD bridges up. Monstruoso starts to rise to his feet, still holding onto Dos' hands but the International Light Heavyweight Champion pops up into the air, puts his feet against el Profe's chest before flipping through the air backwards and onto his feet, away from his foe!]

[POP]

JI: El Profe seems frustrated by the resourcefulness of Dos.

DH: He just wants to put his fist through the head of that annoying idiot, Jose!

[Monstruoso shouts angrily before poking Dos in his eye visors and tripping him back down to the canvas but SCD's legs shoot up and he wraps his feet around el Profe's head! Monstruoso the third flails his arms a bit and tries to stand up only for Dos to stand on his head and do a twirl sending el Profe rotating through the air and down onto the canvas with the champion's legs tight around his head!]

[BIG POP]

DH: This is where el Profe should call on Suarez to bash this fool with a chair.

JI: Diego!

DH: Que? It is totally legal for them to do it, Jose!

[Monstruoso GROWLS and waves to Vampiro Suarez who takes the yard stick and JABS it under the ropes against the top of Dos' masked head! This allows el Profe to get to his knees and try to use leverage to put SCD in a pinning situation but the champ gets his feet against the challenger's chest and pushes him backwards and then hops up into the air only for Monstruoso to catch him onto his shoulders as if setting up for a Samoan drop!]

DH: Ha! That idiot is no match for...

[El Profe begins yelling "The first lesson of the day" but is interupted by Dos spinning off his shoulders and around his side while wrapping his legs around the challenger's midsection and TOSSING Monstruoso over with a leg scissors throw!]

[BIG POP]

DH: BAH!

JI: Dos is fighting despite the odds being against him here.

DH: I am disappointed that Monstruoso and Suarez are not taking more advantage of the unique situation they have before them here.

[The challenger stumbles to his feet and flails his arms around FURIOUSLY while Dos hops to his feet and motions to the cheering fans! El Profe screams incoherently as he charges but Dos leapfrogs HIGH into the air dodging the charge! Monstruoso bounces off the ropes and charges again as SCD pops up on his feet and leapfrogs over him once again but this time the champ runs off the ropes himself after he lands only for Vampiro Suarez to reach in under the ropes and pull Dos' legs out from under him!]

[HUGE BOOS]

DH: YES! Finally! Gracias, rudos!

[Suarez yanks the champ in one motion out of the ring and Dos flops onto the floor outside. El Profe yells orders to his Classic Monster stablemate and Suarez pulls SCD up to his feet and holds him in place while Monstruoso runs off the ropes and....]

[HEEL POP]

JI: Somersault Plancha onto Dos!

DH: FLYING MONSTER! FLYING MONSTER!

[As the fans mostly BOO loudly, el Profe is helped to his feet by Suarez and he poses proudly. He then gets a celebratory hug from Suarez and then Monstruoso rolls back into the ring and begins yelling a lecture to the fans about the perfect way to crush an opponent is underneath you.]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: El Profe trying to turn the VL Arena into a classroom.

DH: They should be taking notes. You never know when he may give out a pop quiz!

[Meanwhile Dos pulls himself up and hops onto the ring apron. Suarez alerts Monstruoso to this and the challenger charges only to be met with a leaping high kick to the side of the head sending him stumbling away!]

[BIG POP]

[SCD hops onto the top rope and flies through the air with a springboard missile dropkick sending el Profe down to the canvas! Dos pops to his feet but Vampiro Suarez slides into the ring and charges at the champion. SCD sidesteps and throws in a trip sending Suarez tumbling through the ropes to the floor outside. Then when el Profe gets to his feet Dos hops onto the top rope and leaps backwards, twisting in the air before landing on Monstruoso's shoulders and.. HURRICANRANA tosses the challenger across the ring!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What amazing fight in the champion here tonight!

DH: Blegh!

[Dos motions to the fans and then runs off the ropes but...]

*CRACK*

[GIANT SIZED BOOS]

DH: YES! That is more like it!

[Suarez slams a chair across Dos' back as he hits the ropes! The champion stumbles down to the canvas while holding his back. El Profe hops to his feet and laughs loudly before getting a kick in on the champion. Suarez laughs and celebrates outside the ring while Monstruoso pulls Dos up and sets him up on the top turnbuckle facing the EGC's office. El Profe climbs up behind Dos and begins RIPPING at SCD's mask!]

[MEGA SIZED BOOS]

JI: Come on! This is uncalled for!

DH: Anything and everything is called for when the rules allow you to get away with and it is against an idiot like Cloak Dos!

[An appreciative EGC can be seen nodding his head and smiling from his office window while el Profe tries to rip a hole on the top of the mask. The official begins to protest but el Profe jumps off the turnbuckles and screams loudly in the ref's face that he gets to fight under No DQ, Anything Goes Rules! As Dos adjusts his mask Suarez comes over PUNCHES him flush in the face causing the luchadore to fall over, hanging down in a tree of woe position!]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Dos is basically in a handicap match right now.

DH: Which is completely legal, Jose! The rules of this match allow for it to be that way!

[Suarez slides the steel chair into the ring and el Profe snatches it up and charges over and JABS it into the midsection of the champion! Dos falls off the turnbuckles and rolls around holding his midsection on the canvas while Monstruoso yells more lectures at the fans about how to chop down an opponent. Dos pulls himself up to his feet only for el Profe to...]

*KRACKKKKK*

[GIANT BOOS]

JI: Monstruoso BLASTED Dos with that chair!

DH: IT IS SO WONDERFUL! RUDO RUDO RUDO!

[Dos stumbles backwards and trips through the ropes and rolls onto the ring apron and down to the floor outside. Suarez grabs a hold of the champ as the challenger rolls out of the ring. Both men pull Dos up to his feet and they both set him up onto their shoulders and...]

*THUDDDDDAHHHH*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: DOUBLE ASSISTED POWERBOMB ONTO THE RINGPOST!

DH: MAGNIFICO!

[HUGE BOOS as el Profe crows about what he's done. Then the challenger yanks Dos up and drags him back inside the ring. Dos gets to his knees only for Monstruoso to SLAP him across the face! SCD pops up to his feet and fires off an open handed chop to the chest!]

[HUGE POP]

[El Profe tries to fire back but Dos begins hitting him with rapid fire chops to the chest, backing him up until...]

*KICK*

[EGADS!]

JI: He kicked Dos in the groin!

DH: And again the best thing about this Jose... IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL FOR HIM TO DO THIS!!

[El Profe hops down onto the very much in pain champion and rains hard punches down! Monstruoso throws in a headbutt before dragging Dos out of the ring and RAMMING him into a ring post!]

[BOOS]

[Carranza watches from his office window with a smile as Monstruoso and Suarez pull Dos up to his feet and drag him over to the announce table.]

JI: Oh no, we may need to..

ePdM: Your teacher demands an apple!

JI: An apple?!

DH: How about this?

[Diego hands Monstruoso a bottle of Cherry Cola.]

JI: Diego!

[Monstruoso looks at it and nods his head.]

ePdM: Bueno!

*SMACK*

[GIANT BOOS]

[Monstruoso CLOCKS Dos over the head with the bottle! Dos holds his head as he stumbles but Suarez grabs him from behind and holds him in place as el Profe leans back and SMACKS the bottle against Dos' masked head again!]

[HUGE BOOS]

[Suarez allows the champion to fall to the floor while el Profe takes a sip of the Cherry Cola.]

DH: OH MY GOD! HE IS DRINKING FROM MY DRINK! THIS IS AMAZING!

JI: This is AWFUL!

DH: Awfully AMAZING!

[The BOOS jump up even LOUDER as Vampiro Suarez begins BITING on the champion's head! El Profe gets his yard stick and yells for Suarez to cease his feasting. Instead Monstruoso begins GRINDING the end of the yardstick against the tear at the top of SCD's mask and blood can be seen to trickling down!]

[WE HATE YOU BOOS]

JI: I know that the rules allow for all of this double teaming and dirty tricks to be happening but.. it is a disgrace to our sport!

DH: Pssh! We work in a sport that allows for all kinds of crazy rules and non-rules, Jose. Accept the beautiful rudo-ness that is going down tonight!

[Monstruoso BLASTS Dos with a boot to the face while Suarez, now in the ring, sets up the steel chair in a corner between the top and middle turnbuckles. El Profe drags Dos back inside the ring and whips him into the chair laced corner.. But Dos puts on the brakes and grabs the chair and tosses it out of the ring! El Profe growls and charges from behind, leaping into the air but Dos moves out of the way and the challenger WIPES OUT on the turnbuckles!]

[BIG POP]

DH: AIEEEE!

[The challenger stumbles out of the corner and collapses down to his knees and falls forward leaning against the 2nd rope. Dos holds his head but shakes it off and springs into action sprinting off the ropes and...]

[SHAKE THE ROOF POP]

JI: VAMANOS MUCHACHO!!!

DH: NOOOOOOO!!

[The 619 sends Monstruoso stumbling backwards onto his feet but he doesn't stay upright long as Dos comes flying through the air, landing on his shoulders and a spinning legscissors throw sends Monstruoso under the ropes and out of the ring! Dos grabs his head but then hops to his feet, runs off the ropes and as el Profe gets to his feet...]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: TOPE SUICIDA! TOPE SUICIDAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[With the crowd MARKING OUT OF THEIR MINDS at Dos' incredible high speed high velocity high impact suicide dive both men are down outside the ring. Suarez scrambles over and drags Monstruoso away from Dos and helps him up against the ring apron and begins fanning his boss with his hands. The International Light Heavyweight Champion, meanwhile, is pulling himself up to his feet and stumbling against the guard railing.]

JI: The challenger again getting help from his stablemate...

DH: Which, again, is totally legal for him to do!

[Monstruoso rolls under the ropes inside the ring and Dos rolls in after him. The challenger charges but Dos leaps into the air onto his opponent's shoulders and then rolls over el Profe's back while hooking his arms with his legs and pulls the challenger down into a roll up! The referee jumps in place..]

ONE!

TWO!

[BOOS]

[Suarez, now in the ring, boots Dos upside the head to break the count. El Profe gets to his feet and both men put the boots to the champ!]

[MEGA BOOS]

JI: If it wasn't for Suarez, el Profe would be a defeated luchador right now!

DH: The rules allow for Vampiro to get involved so there is no shock in what happened, Jose. It is in the rules of this match.

[El Profe gets to his feet and nods at Vampiro who picks up Dos in an Atomic Drop position but places the champ onto the shoulders of the challenger who then...]

*THUDD*

JI: Powerbomb by el Profe!

DH: YES!

[The challenger leans in with all his weight going for the pin, the referee jumps into position...]

ONE!

TWO!

[HUGE POP]

JI: Dos kicked out!

DH: BAH!

[El Profe argues with the referee while Suarez drops a knee onto Dos' masked head. The challenger gets to his feet while shaking his head in frustration and then he motions to Suarez and both men drag Dos up to his feet and grab him from behind and then...]

*THUDD*

[BOOS]

JI: DOUBLE BACKDROP SUPLEX!

DH: RUDOS POR SIEMPRE!

JI: Monstruoso going for the cover... ONE! TWO! Th-DOS KICKS OUT!

[BIG POP]

DH: BOOO!

[El Profe pops to his feet and begins kicking the ropes and screaming incoherently while Vampiro Suarez argues with the masked official about the speed of his count. Dos slowly rolls towards the ropes to try and pull himself up. Monstruoso charges over, though, and nails a leaping double axe handle shot from behind, sending Dos tumbling back down to the canvas.]

JI: Dos can not get any kind of traction with both Classic Monsters on him at all times!

DH: Perfectly legal for them to do that in this match, Jose! Do not forget!

JI: How can I? You keep reminding me over and over!

[Monstruoso gives some commands to Suarez who slides out of the ring and picks up the battered chair from earlier and then he hops onto the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckles where he sits at the top with the chair in his hands. El Profe drags Dos to the opposing corner and looks out at the crowd..]

ePdMt3: CLASS DISMISSED!

[He prepares to send Dos across the ring when...]

[HOLY MOLY JUMP TO YOUR FEET POP]

JI: THAT'S...

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Sprinting down to the ring and hopping onto the ring apron from out of nowhere seemingly is POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA and before Vampiro Suarez can do anything the masked Costa Rican leaps onto the ropes and..]

*KRACKOWWWWW*

*THUDDD*

[BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THIS PLACE OMEGA SUPREME SIZED POP]

JI: IT'S PCZ! AND HE'S DROPKICKED THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO SUAREZ'S FACE AND SENT HIM TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!

Crowd: PCZ! PCZ! PCZ! PCZ!

[The Costa Rican rolls out of the ring and points down at the KO'd Suarez and yells "I'll see you next time!" before walking up the entrance ramp! El Profe is LIVID and he demands the referee do something but the official has bad news for the challenger.]

DH: Disqualify Dos! Take his belt away!

JI: But, Diego! Like the referee is telling Monstruoso.. Zarzamora attacked Suarez NOT el Profe!

DH: WHAT?!! That... This....

[El Profe remembers he's in a match and spins around right into a low dropkick by SCD to his knees sending the rudo down!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[And with an unmatched speed SCD goes ties Monstruoso up in...]

[GIANT POP]

JI: LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP! The referee with the count...

DH: NO!

ONE!

DH: NO!

TWO!

DH: NO No NO NO!

THREE!

*DING DING DING*

DH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[HUGE SUPER POP]

[Dos rolls away into the ropes and holds his aching head as Fernando makes the announcement.]

FR: Here is your winner and STILL International Light Heavyweight Champion... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[As el Profe rolls out of the ring and falls to his knees slamming his fists against the floor outside the referee hands Dos his title belt and the champ gets to his feet and raises the belt up in the air as the fans...]

[OH HELL YEAH SUPER DUPER GIANT SIZED POP]

JI: Against the odds Señor Cloak Dos has not only retained his championship...

DH: Oh no!

[The door to EGC's office opens and an unhappy boss comes stomping out to the ring. He climbs into the ring and walks up to Dos. He looks him up and down, frowns some more and then reaches into his pockets and hands the luchador a Carranza Coin before turning away quickly and stomping back inside his office.]

JI: Señor Cloak Dos will fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship!

[Dos looks down at the coin and then he nods his head and hops up on the 2nd turnbuckles and raises both the title belt and the coin up in the air.]

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: If there is one positive out of this whole thing it is the knowledge that Dos will meet a horrible horrible end when he gets to the Viva Lucha title decision match and is DESTROYED by Fury!

JI: Only time will tell but two things are for certain... Señor Cloak Dos is STILL the International Light Heavyweight Champion and he also is now the owner of a Carranza Coin! Amigos, when we come back we will have the special celebration for Meiko Yamazaki but first.. commercials! Don't change that channel!

[Dos nods his head while looking out at the fans and then we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and commercials.]

[We fade to a shot of the skyline of Dallas, Texas.]

Voice Over: Just a note to everyone reading this....

[We pass through various streets and landmarks of the big city.]

V/O: That twenty years ago this month.....

[We zoom in on some graffitti in an alley. Graffitti showing familiar competitors to wrestling fans the world over fighting in a giant inferno of fire with the phrase "BASTARDS FOREVER" hanging over the scene in stylized graffitti'd font.]

V/O: BASTARDS WERE BORN!!!

[We see a bouquet of flowers placed under the graffitti.]

V/O: Happy Birthday, MBC! BASTARDS! FOREVER!

[The Viva Lucha logo brings us back to the VL Arena and the ring is looking a bit different than we last saw it. There are two lovely young Hispanic women, dressed in pink prom style dresses, holding bouquets of flowers and standing in opposing corners from one another. A red velvety carpet covers the entirety of the canvas in the ring and the ring apron has a light pink skirt around it with "MEIKO" written in purple on each side. And most noticeable is a giant white banner hanging over the ring that says "Congratulations Meiko!" in neon pink letters.]

JI: Welcome back amigos and as you can tell the ring is all set for our Meiko Yamazaki Celebration Party!

DH: You still have not told me what to expect from this celebration, Jose!

JI: Because I still do not know what to expect from it as I have told you all night long, Diego!

DH: But you have not convinced me that you do not know.

JI: *sighs*

[The door to Mr. Carranza's office opens and out walks the man himself, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, now dressed in a spiffy looking tuxedo and with a big smile on his face. He hurries up the ring steps and into the ring with a microphone in his hand.]

EGC: What a night we have had so far, eh?!

[POP]

EGC: You have seen great action tonight, my friends.. But now it is time for a celebration!

[BIG POP]

EGC: Tonight, we celebrate a remarkable woman who has overcome much adversity and battle so far in her time here at Viva Lucha! So please, give a warm welcome to the lady of the hour.. The JPWF Women's World Champion.... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!

[HUGE POP as theme music, (this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2ksrrj6u0 ), plays over the PA. Walking out on the entrance ramp, dressed in an orange blouse, blue jeans, orange Converse sneakers and a brown leather jacket, is the JPWF Women's World Champion.. Meiko Yamazaki! The famous "pink belt" over her right shoulder. She flashes a genuinely warm smile as the fans greet her with a HUGE OVATION! She bows to both sides of the crowd and then makes her way to the ring. She eyes the ring and display with wide eyed surprise as Carranza flashes a big smile and claps along with the crowd.]

JI: What must be going through the mind of the JPWF Women's World Champion at this sight before her, tonight. The man who has stacked the odds against her time and time again here in Viva Lucha is holding a celebration just for her tonight.

DH: I am just happy that little fan of hers is not here tonight.

JI: You mean that sweet young lady, Heather?

DH: That is the brat.

[Jose sighs while Yamazaki climbs into the ring and Carranza motions towards her with his right hand.]

EGC: Let's hear it for MEIKO!

[Fans jump to their feet to give the champion a STANDING OVATION! Yamazaki looks around at the crowd with tears welling up in her eyes.]

JI: What a show of appreciation for someone who truly deserves it and truly appreciates it!

[The ovation continues and a wet eyed Meiko bows to all sides of the crowd before turning to Carranza with a look of happy disbelief. Emanuel chuckles and nods his head.]

EGC: Meiko, you are an AMAZING woman!

[SHOCK POP at this line and wide eyed shock in the champ's face.]

EGC: It's true! In December of 2013 you became the first person to ever defeat "The Giant Queen" Janet Royal to win the historic "pink belt", the JPWF Women's World Championship!

[POP]

EGC: Since then you have defended that championship against all comers, including defeating Royal again. Then when the Girl Fight promotion folded you came to my arena.. The VL Arena.. And I have made things very difficult for you.

[BOOS]

[Carranza flashes a big smile while Yamazaki smiles politely.]

EGC: Oh, it's true. I have kept the identity of your opponents hidden from you.. Made you fight your former best friend... Had you face the hardest striker in women's fighting...

[BOOS]

EGC: But despite all of that.. You overcame every obstacle and you are still the reigning JPWF Women's World Champion!

[POP]

EGC: What these fans maybe do not know, Meiko, is that besides fighting here you also fight for the FIERCE promotion in Japan and you recently had a difficult championship match against Tomoko "T" Honda in Osaka. This was AFTER the horrible beating you took at the hands of Masamoto here in my arena on our last episode. And here you are.... Still the JPWF Women's World Champion!

[HUGE POP]

EGC: Yes! Cheer, amigos!

[BIGGER POP]

EGC: I put you in a difficult position, Meiko, and you still held onto that historic beautiful championship belt..

[Carranza eyes the "pink belt" with a lusty look.]

EGC: You have brought that championship belt back here to my arena, and I am truly, truly grateful, Meiko.

[He nods his head.]

EGC: I mean it, Meiko. That is why these are for you!

[Carranza motions to the girls and they both approach Meiko and hand her the bouqet of flowers!]

[POP]

[Meiko bows to each one and accepts the flowers and has the same happy look of disbelief still on her face. Carranza motions for the young women to leave the ring and then holds up his right hand in the air.]

EGC: I have something to say, everyone!

[He again motions towards the champ.]

EGC: Meiko.. I have been unfair with you. I have been rude to you. I have misjudged you. You are a great competitor and I want to offer my sincerest apologies!

[SURPRISE POP as Carranza nods his head and extends his hand towards Yamazaki. Meiko is dumbfounded but nods her head, moves the flowers to one arm and shakes Carranza's hand and both of them bow towards each other.]

[WOWZA POP]

DH: What is going on, Jose?!

JI: Caramba!

DH: This is blowing my mind!

JI: Me too!

[Both Carranza and Meiko straighten up and Carranza flashes a big smile.]

EGC: I make a promise to you, Meiko, in front of everyone... I will never keep your challengers a secret from you ever again.

[Meiko says "Thank you" while bowing towards the boss, who's smile grows larger in a creepy manner.]

EGC: As a matter of fact.. I have a rather BIG surprise for you! Meiko.. Meet your next challenger!

[And at that ominous comment, the lights suddenly go OUT!  The crowd shrieks in terror in the dark!]

DH:  AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

JI:  What the--?!  Diego, get your hand off my leg!

DH:  What are you babbling about, Jose?!  Your hand is on MY leg!

[Mercifully, the lights finally come up -- but the crowd continues to scream in terror!  For there's now someone else in the ring -- someone BIG!  And she looks VERY angry...]

JI:  This can't be happening!

DH:  But it IS, Jose!  IT IS HER!

[Indeed.  Snarling at Meiko with the hate of a hundred suns is the final Woman's Champion of the MBC -- The Goblin Queen!  The champ is taken aback at the monster standing before her, but only for a moment as Meiko then bravely rushes at her with a stiff elbow...

...all for naught, as the Goblin Queen stands unmoving.]

DH:  Meiko is nuts!  Attacking the Goblin Queen is like a gnat attacking a mountain!

JI:  Never say never, Diego...Meiko has heart!

DH:  Do not give Her Majesty ideas, Jose -- we just might get a remake of "Temple of Doom" right now!

[Undaunted, Meiko again throws elbow after elbow against the massive frame of the Goblin Queen...

...who finally cocks her head...

...and an UGLY sneer curls across her fleshy lips as she finally acknowledges Meiko's actions!  Eyes widening, Meiko quickly bounces off the ropes for some added momentum, but...]

DH:  CAUGHT!

[With savage glee, the Goblin Queen SQUEEZES poor Meiko in her piggish clutches.  But the last MBC Champion isn't finished tormenting her prey as Her Majesty suddenly RAMS Meiko back-first into the post, causing the very ring to quake!  The Queen bellows and turns...

...and charges AGAIN, this time ramming Meiko into the opposite post!]

JI:  Madre de Dios, what impact!

[The Japanese behemoth dumps Meiko outside the ring in an undignified heap.  As Meiko desperately gasps for breath, struggling to recover, the Goblin Queen rolls out of the ring and stalks over to her prey, nostrils flaring in anticipation.  The crowd screams for Meiko to get up in time but the Queen shows her no mercy, once again taking Meiko into her feral clutches.  She begins to drag the unfortunate young woman up the aisle...]

JI:  Where is that brute taking Meiko?!

DH:  Nowhere good, that is for sure, Jose!

[Nearby, a smug Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza has been grinning at the destruction the Queen has been inflicting upon Meiko.  But his expression wavers as he realizes where exactly Her Majesty is taking Meiko...

...namely, his office.

Hefting Yamazaki over her shoulders as if she was just a ragdoll, the Goblin Queen ROARS in triumph, then THROWS the JPWF Women's World Champion into the door of Carranza's office, causing in to splinter with a sickening CRUNCH!  Emanuel's jaw drops in shock at the sheer brutality of what he's unleashed finally hits home... And then a HUGE cheshire cat grin grows on his face with a twisted glee in his eyes!]

JI: We need help out here!

DH: Meiko needs help, Jose! We are fine!

[Goblin Queen looks down at the KO'd Yamazaki with a death glare as fans FREAK OUT!]

JI: We are out of time, the last MBC Women's World Champion is here and she has DESTROYED the JPWF Women's World Champion tonight! THIS IS CRAZY!

DH: It is MAGNIFICO!

[Carranza applauds with gusto as the scene fades to darkness.]

(c)2016 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

...

...

[Wait.]

...

[We're fading out of the darkness?!]

!!!

[Scene fades from the black to somewhere backstage at the VL Arena where we see a tired and red eyed Mary Sue come from around a corner with a bottle of water in her hand only to stop in her tracks.]

MS: ?!! .. Professor?!

[She scrambles over to an empty stretcher and her lips tremble as she looks around frantically.]

MS: PROFESSOR!

*CLANK*

[Her head jerks towards the direction of the noise and she takes off running! Mary scrambles through the hallways until her eyes grow wide in disbelief.]

MS: PROFESSOR! What THE HELL are you doing?!

[Quick pan to see the battered, bruised and bleeding Professor Where leaning against the wall as he stumbles towards an Exit door. Mary runs to him, now with anger in her expression.]

MS: You STUPID fool! You're in no condition to be up running about!

[Where flashes a weary smile then shakes his head.]

PW: My... My time is up.. Mary.

[Mary shoots daggers through her eyes.]

MS: What are you on about?! Do you know the emotional TRAUMA you have put me through tonight? You go out and get yourself KILLED against Fury and then you keep preventing the medics from taking you away.. DEAR GOD!

[Where begins coughing up blood that grossly dribbles down his chin and he starts moving towards the Exit door again.]

PW: There... There's no time.. No t-time to... Explain.. UNGH!

[Where stumbles and falls to his knees and coughs painfully while holding his ribs and his face with his hands.]

MS: You need a HOSPITAL, Professor! Stop this nonsense and let me help you back to that stretcher!

[Mary goes to help Where up and he waves her off.]

PW: No!

[He jumps to his feet then stumbles against the wall towards the exit and groans in pain, wincing, before looking towards Mary with a sad smile.]

PW: It's over for me, Mary. It's.. Over.

[She scowls grimly at him.]

MS: If you mean your in ring career, I certainly hope so! You have no business being in that ring. You should be MY manager!

[He shakes his head while smiling.]

PW: That's... Not... What I mean.

[He looks down at himself and then makes a pained face.]

PW: Please... Mary.. Be strong.

[She makes an incredulous face.]

MS: What IS your deal right now?!

PW: Not much time left... So let me.. just say... It has been.. An honor.. Working with you, my dear Mary.

[A single tear runs down his cheek.]

PW: Please don't be scared at what is about to happen.

[She just looks at him as if he's crazy while throwing up her hands in exasperation.]

PW: I.. I will still.. Be with you.. Just.... Not.. Not the same... UNGH!

[He grimaces in pain and then stumbles against the exit door and turns to look at his manager once again.]

PW: Farewell, my dear! FAREWELL!

*SWISH*

[Where FALLS through the door as it flies open and he falls out of sight. Mary jumps with a startle.]

MS: PROFESSO-

*VWOOOOOSHHHHH*

[When suddenly BLINDING WHITE LIGHT and STRONG WINDS as if a wind machine was turned on somewhere floods from the open exit door! Mary covers her eyes from the blinding light as the noise and wind grow louder and stronger until.... It stops and the door closes.]

MS: ...

[Mary takes a step forward, timidly.]

MS: Professor?

[A long silent pause follows before..]

*SWOOSH*

[The exit door flies open and in walks an athletic black man with short black hair and wearing gray tights and black boots identical to what Professor Where was wearing.]

MS: ?!

[The man rubs his eyes and shakes his head.]

Man: Well.. That was an experience!

[Mary gives the man a quizzical look.]

MS: Who the heck are you?!

[The man makes an incredulous face and then wipes off the blood that is on his chin with the back of his hand.]

Man: What?! Heh. "Who the heck are you?!" Heh heh!

[He chuckles as he leans against the wall and then he flashes a big friendly smile and warm brown eyes at Mary.]

Man: Ever the joke teller, huh? That's the spirit, Mary!

[Mary is taken aback.]

MS: How do you know my name?!

[The man laughs.]

Man: Good one. Heh!

[Mary walks past the man and pokes her head out the exit door and looks around.]

MS: What the blazes?!

[The man stretches a bit and rubs his hands over his chest and ribs before standing up straight and nodding his head while a confused Mary turns to him.]

MS: Did you see a man come through that door?

[The man just laughs while Mary looks around confused.]

MS: I don't understand. Where could he have gone?! He's in no shape to get far at all!

Man: Who are you looking for?

MS: The Professor! Professor Where!

[The man gives Mary a long look and then he nods his head a bit sadly.]

Man: Heh.

MS: I have to find him! He's in horrible danger in the condition he's in!

[The man shakes his head and gives Mary a warm look.]

Man: Mary, listen to me... You don't have to go looking for him.

MS: Yes I do!

Man: No. No. Mary...

[The man looks her directly in the eyes and pats himself on the chest.]

Man: Mary.. The Professor is here.

[She looks confused.]

MS: What?!

Man: I am the Professor!

[Her eyes grow wide as she steps back.]

MS: WHAT?! That's... THAT'S ABSURD!

[He laughs as he shakes his head.]

PW: No, it's just change! But let me assure you Mary, I AM the Professor and I'm feeling... GREAT!

[He flashes a smile at the camera with a wink of his eye as we zoom in on his face and the scene fades to black.]

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha Episode 04

[Scene opens to a dark hallway somewhere in the empty VL Arena in El Centro, California. We travel through the dimly lit hallway until we arrive at a locker room where we see a distressed Miguel Villa Lobos, the man who was once Mascara de Oro, dressed in a gray button up shirt, faded jeans and running his hand through his hair.]

MVL: Caramba! What a situation!

[The Mexican veteran looks down at his cell phone in his other hand and shakes his head grimly.]

MVL: Not good.

"Hello!"

[Villa Lobos spins around to see the smiling face of Professor Where, dressed in all black with a black cape draped over him, and Mary Sue, dressed in an olive green mini-skirt and cream colored blouse with a tan vest over it, who is giving her charge an exasperated expression.]

MVL: Thank goodness you are here, Professor!

[Where BEAMS at this!]

PW: It's good to see you too, Miguel!

[The Professor walks over and gives Villa Lobos a BIG hug! The Mexican makes a face as if saying "WTF?" before politely patting the gray haired grappler on the back. Where steps back with a big smile.]

PW: What's the good word today? How goes the plan against the Cyborgs and the Robots?!

MVL: There is NO good word today! It is all going terribly!

[The Professor's smile drops.]

PW: Really?

MVL: Si! Mira!

[Miguel shows him his cell phone. Where looks with intense eyebrows.]

PW: Maverick is stuck in Indiana?!

MVL: His flight had delays and now.. he can not be here tonight!

PW: Well.. That is too bad but.. We're here my good man!

[Miguel shakes his head.]

MVL: You do not understand, Professor. I was told earlier that tonight there will be a three way match. Cyborg King must choose someone to fight for the Cyborg kingdom, Not OK Boss must choose someone to fight for the Robot Kingdom and I must choose someone to fight for the Human Race!

[He motions to his cell phone.]

MVL: And now John.. He can not be here!

[Mary Sue shakes her head.]

MS: Why don't they just let you fight in it, Miguel?

[Villa Lobos grimly shakes his head.]

MVL: It is not allowed, senorita. The captains can not fight in this battle. It must be soldiers.

MS: Oh no! This is terrible! We'll have to forfeit the match then!

[Professor Where laughs and then shakes his head.]

PW: No we don't!

[Mary looks at him as if he has three heads.]

MS: Yes we do! John can't be here and Miguel isn't allowed to fight.

[Miguel puts a gentle hand on Mary's shoulders.]

MVL: No, senorita. The Professor is right.

[Now she looks at Miguel as if he's gone crazy.]

MS: But.. You said John's flight...?

MVL: Si. John will not be here but..

[He motions to Where.]

MVL: Since you have both arrived and the Professor has joined in our fight.. We DO have someone to fight for us tonight!

[A GIGANTIC smile grows on Where's face as he straightens up his posture and stands taller. Mary slowly turns from looking at Miguel to looking at the Professor with a "You have got to be kidding me" expression firmly in place.]

MS: You... You can't be serious.

MVL: Si, senorita. I am serious. The Professor will be our representative tonight!

[Miguel and the Professor shake hands.]

PW: This is WONDERFUL! Oh, I will not let you down, Miguel! I promise!

[Villa Lobos winks at him and nods his head.]

MVL: Just do your best. That is all I ask for.

MS: But.. He'll get KILLED out there! Have you not seen how TERRIBLE of a wrestler he-

PW: Mary!

[The Professor turns to his manager.]

PW: I know you're concerned for my well being and I appreciate it. I really do but trust me, my dear... Everything is going to be fine!

[She rolls her eyes at him.]

MS: Oh please...

[Miguel holds up his hand.]

MVL: Oh! I almost forgot. The winner of this three way will get a "special opportunity" to be announced by Señor Carranza tonight!

[The Proffessor's face has lit up beyond all imagining now.]

PW:  A SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY?! Oh this is WONDERFUL!

[He engulfs Miguel with another warm embrace.]

PW: Thank you, Miguel! I promise you we're going to score a win for the Human Race tonight!

[Villa Lobos again politely pats him on the back.]

MVL: Just do your best.

[Mary looks from one to the other then the camera zooms in on her face as she shakes her head.]

MS: We are so screwed!

[And with that we cut to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the sold out VL Arena in El Centro, CA and we pan over the excited crowd before stopping for a moment to see an entire section of the seats once again filled with wrestling fans from Japan! The Japanese fans cheer loudly for the cameras before we pan from them to scope out some of the fan signs: "WHEN MEIKO MET EMANUEL!", "CLASS OF 2010 RULES!", "VOTE FOR CYBORG KING", "ROBOT TAKE OVER STARTS NOW!", "PATRICK THE SOON TO BE DEAD LEPRECHAUN" and "TACO LIBRE TACOS ARE THE BEST!". Then we make our way to the announce table where the finely dressed commentary teamo f Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez await us.]

JI: Hola, amigos, and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and with me is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

DH: That will not do, Jose!

JI: Why not?

DH: A member of the prestigious Hernandez family deserves a PROPER introduction!

[Diego motions to the camera.]

DH: These fans come to listen to me call the action!

[Jose shrugs.]

JI: I bet they come for the action moreso than for us.

DH: Of course you feel that way because the fans do not love you, Jose. You do not know what the love of fans is like.

JI: That.. is pretty brutal, Diego!

DH: Lo siento, Jose. The truth hurts sometimes.

JI: OUCH! Moving along, we have a great show lined up for you tonight. The Class of 2010 will be making their debut here in Viva Lucha tonight, Fury will return to in ring action and The Monarchy will take on Rey Diablo Loco and his partners in a trios match. Maria Juarez will have a one on one interview with the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, and in our main event Meiko Yamazaki will defend the JPWF Women's World Championship against a mystery challenger!

DH: This time, Jose, THIS TIME it will be Senora Roja! I can feel it!

JI: It could be, we will have to wait and see. But we will NOT have to wait any longer for the major announcement by our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, because that is coming up right now!

DH: CARAMBA!

[We cut to inside the ring where the ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez, is dressed in a red tuxedo with neon pink shirt, orange bow tie and purple dress shoes. Oh and he has the microphone in his hands.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the owner of Viva Lucha... EMANUEL GONZALO CARRANZA!

[We get a mix of BOOS and CHEERS as the office door opens and strutting out dressed in a black suit jacket and pants with a gray shirt underneath and his trademark mustache and smug smile is the boss! He climbs into the ring and takes the microphone out of Fernando's hands and he then turns to look out at the crowd.]

EGC: So! ... Everyone has been curious about Viva Lucha and if we will have championships here besides the ones we share with other promotions. Tonight I am here to announce that YES! We will have our own championships here in VIVA LUCHA!

[BIG POP]

[He nods at the crowd approval.]

EGC: There will be at least TWO championships unique to Viva Lucha alone. One will be a TRIOS Championship!

[POP]

EGC: I will have more to say about that one in the future so let us focus on the other one. We will have a Viva Lucha.. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

[HUGE POP]

EGC: The Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship will be decided in the future in a special Four Way Elimination Match. But to get into this championship creation match competitors must BUY their way into it!

[CONFUSION POP]

[Carranza flashes a big smile at the crowd's confusion.]

JI: Buy their way in?! What does he mean?

DH: No se!

[The boss chuckles before continuing.]

EGC: Now, they can not buy their way into this match with just ANY currency. Oh no. They must buy their way in with one of these.

[Carranza reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out... A silver coin with a big "C" on it.]

EGC: This is a Carranza Coin!

[POP]

EGC: There are FOUR of these in existence. Starting on our next episode there will be matches where one of these coins will be on the line. The competitors who win these coins will use them to buy their way into the four way elimination championship creation match. The winner of that match will be our very first VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

[BIG POP]

JI: Wow! So it will be a tournament of sorts where the winners get a coin that assures them a spot to compete for the Viva Lucha Championship!

DH: That is very rich currency indeed, Jose!

[Carranza shows off the coin a bit more before putting it back inside his suit jacket.]

EGC: Now, I have one more announcement to make but I need a different audience for it. So if they will be so kind, I want Miguel Villa Lobos, Not OK Boss and Cyborg King..

[ROOF SHAKING POP]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[The boss raises an eyebrow then smiles.]

EGC: Come on down to my ring.. RIGHT NOW!

[The crowd goes WHITE HOT NUCLEAR SUPREME CRAZY as music, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), plays over the PA and out from the back walks a Mexican man with silver and gold face paint, long purple hair and metallic silver tights with gold trim and boots. The crowd fills you in on who it is.]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[The king of the Cyborgs smiles at the INCREDIBLE crowd reaction and points to the fans as he climbs into the ring. The music fades and another piece of music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), and out from the back walks the Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion, the robot themed luchador known as NOT OK BOSS!]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[The masked robot does his evil laugh as the fans chant for the king of the Cyborgs who smiles smugly as the King of the Robots climbs into the ring. And then yet another bit of music plays over the PA, (this one: https://youtu.be/1MSAjN2Iki8 ).]

[FACE MELTING BOOS]

[From the back walks out Miguel Villa Lobos. He bravely smiles at the crowd who seems to DESPISE him.]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Villa Lobos climbs into the ring and looks from Cyborg King to Not OK Boss before looking towards the boss who shows an amused smile.]

EGC: Thank you gentlemen, human, cyborg and robot, for joining me. Now, earlier I sent a message along to all of you to pick a second to participate in a three way fight. I have asked this because this is a war.

[POP]

EGC: And in war, one of the ways leaders pave the way to victory is through their choices in who they send out to fight their battles for them. I hope all of you have chosen wisely because the winner of this one fall three way match will earn a special opportunity. That special opportunity?

[He pats his suit jacket.]

EGC: They will fight on our next episode for a CARRANZA COIN!

[WOAH POP]

JI: What an opportunity!

[All three captains in the ring are impressed with this special opportunity.]

EGC: So, which one of you has picked the best tonight? Which one of your soldiers will bring the honor of fighting for a Carranza Coin back to their army? An important victory is about to be won in this three way war! So, let me leave my ring and Fernando..

[Carranza motions to the ring announcer.]

EGC: Do your job!

[He hands the poorly dressed man the microphone and then makes his exit as Fernando does his job.]

FR: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match with one fall and the winner earns a Special Opportunity!

[Cyborg King's theme plays again and from the back walks out Cy01.]

FR: Representing the CYBORG KINGDOM here is.. CY01!

[As the face painted luchador makes his way to the ring fans chant..]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[He climbs into the ring and kneels down in front of his king and then Not OK Boss' theme song plays once more and from the back walks out R-Dos.]

FR: And representing the Robot Kingdom.. Here is... R-DOS!

[The masked robot themed luchadore hurries to the ring and walks over to his king. Miguel Villa Lobos looks nervous as he looks at the two corners and then music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4 ), and the crowd.. Surprisingly they POP!]

FR: And representing the Human Race, lead to the ring by his manager Mary Sue.. Here is... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Decked out in his gray tights with black boots and his black cape, the gray haired (but young in age) Professor Where walks out and poses with his green lit wand at the top of the entrance way, making his "attack eyebrows" face! Mary Sue rolls her eyes and slaps him on the back and points to the ring. The Professor makes his way to the ring and he rolls under the ropes and inside. He walks over to Villa Lobos who immediately begins huddling with him. A white masked referee runs down and is now inside the ring.]

JI: One of these men is going to fight for a Carranza Coin on our next episode!

DH: My money is with Cy01. Hmmm.. Maybe R-Dos. .. Hrmmm...

JI: Let me guess, Professor Where has your money now.

DH: No. I am not an idiot, Jose!

[The captains leave the ring and the referee motions to Fernando..]

*DING*

********************************************************** Special Opportunity Triple Threat Match: Cyborg Kingdom: Cy01 vs Human Race: Professor Where vs Robot Kingdom: R-Dos **********************************************************

[Professor Where walks up to his opponents and offers a handshake with a big smile. Mary Sue groans while shaking her head as her charge is knocked on his keyster via the robot and cyborg decking him at the same time. But they then launch into one another, lighting each other up with hard chops and shots. Outside the ring Cyborg King plays to the crowd who go INSANELY NUTS for him to cheer his representative on, while Not OK Boss watches the action with cold robotic eyes. Both cyborg and robot launch into dropkicks and exchanges of holds, battling for an advantage, while the Professor gets to his feet. He stumbles between his opponents and asks for a moment of peace so that everyone can do a proper sporting handshake before continuing the "fisticuffs". Cy01 and R-Dos look at each other, nod their heads and then both hit leaping enziguiri kicks on both sides of Where's head, sending the gray haired grappler down to the canvas again. Mary Sue throws her hands up into the air and proclaims that the situation is "hopeless" but Miguel Villa Lobos claps his hands and cheers on Where, trying to get a chant going.]

MVL: PRO-FESS-OR! PRO-FESS-OR!

[The crowd FIERCELY BOOS any attempt of Villa Lobos to appeal to them because they hate him for taking Cyborg King's mask in ASLL when he was Robot King. In the ring things have broken down to both Cy01 and R-Dos choking each other and raking each other's eyes. Not OK Boss got an evil robotic chuckle out of this while Cyborg King tries to call this course of direction off. Both luchadors begin choking each other at the same time and struggling all over the ring. At that moment, Professor gets up on all fours when both Cy01 and R-Dos stumble onto him and FALL OVER! Villa Lobos calls out for Where to cover them and instinctively the Professor grabs Cy01's leg and goes for a school boy roll up of sorts! The white masked referee jumps into position and makes the count... ONE! TWO! THREE!]

*DING DING DING*

[SHOCKED POP]

[As the Professor's theme plays we catch a shot of Mary Sue, her jaw wide open in a look of stunned amazement, as the referee helps Where to his feet and raises his arm into the air.]

FR: The winner of the match... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[The Professor looks around in disbelief and then begins jumping up and down with ECSTATIC JOY! Miguel Villa Lobos scrambles in and gives a HUGE embrace to Where while Cyborg King berates Cy01 and Not OK Boss chuckles softly as he makes his way to the back, Hecho en Mexico following him in tow.]

DH: Jose.. He did not win.. Did he?

[Villa Lobos & Where celebrate like they just won the World Cup while Mary Sue is still frozen to the spot outside in shock.]

JI: He really just did win, Diego.

DH: QUE?! How? How can this be reality?!

JI: Professor Where has won an important victory for the Human Race and will be fighting for a Carranza Coin on our next episode of Viva Lucha! We have to take a commercial break, we will be right back!

[We get a shot of Professor Where standing on the turnbuckles looking down at Mary Sue with a goofy smile on his face screaming "WE DID IT, MARY! WE DID IT!" and then we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and off to commercials.]

[Fade to a teenaged caucasian male sitting in his bedroom full of toys and movie posters and typing away at a computer. The screen flickers on his glasses as the pimply faced teen dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans smiles.]

Teen: Stupid mouth breathers! Only subhuman scum think that's the best movie in..

*CRASH*

Teen: WOAH!

[Suddenly the blue masked hero to wrestling fans the world over, MASKED MANIAC, bursts through the teen's wall.]

Teen: MASKED MANIAC!

MM: A true bro doesn't troll, bro!

Teen: They don't?!

[Maniac grabs the teen and yanks him away from the computer and then shakes his masked head in the boy's face.]

MM: Nah, man! A true bro rolls out of the bedroom and doesn't come back til he's got a reason to use these!

*SMACK*

[Maniac slaps a box of Masked Bro Condoms against the teen's chest.]

Teen: MASKED BRO CONDOMS! WOW! But.. But... I've never even TALKED to a girl!

[Maniac looks directly at us the viewers, shakes his head in disappointment then hip tosses the teen through the hole in the wall and out of the shot.]

MM: Then take a hike so I can use your bed for what God intended!

[We get a close up shot of the Masked Bro Condom box in Maniac's hands.]

MM: Mask your bro BEFORE you let it roll!

Voice Over: Masked Bros, top of the line condoms. Available at convenient stores everywhere.

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and leads us back from commercials and straight into a dark room with a chalk board set up.]

"CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION!"

[From behind the chalk board steps the Frankenstein's monster themed rudo, el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd!]

ePdMt3: Today's lesson is on math.

[He picks up some chalk and draws a rough stick figure cartoon of the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos.]

ePdMt3: What is the sum of one International Light Heavyweight Champion...

[He draws a plus sign then writes "My Rules" after it.]

ePdMt3: And put him in a match of my choosing on the main event of the next episode of Viva Lucha?

[He draws an equals symbol and then feverishly scribbles a cartoon of himself holding a belt.]

ePdMt3: You get... NEW CHAMPION!

[The masked man points at the screen with a yard stick.]

ePdMt3: CLASS DISMISSED!

[And with that we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and off to commercials.]

[Black screen.]

Voice Over: What would a pro wrestler do for a Cherry Cola?

[We cut to a wrestling ring in a studio with an excited crowd jumping up and down. A handsome young African American man is wearing blue wrestling trunks and white boots and has a familiar face, "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor in his wrestling gear, scooped up for a body slam. He SLAMS Pablo down and the crowd goes wild and O'Connor rolls out of the ring where his wife, Stephanie Delacroix runs over to him.]

POC: This is not worth the trouble! Let's just take a count-out.

SD: But, Honey Bunny! If you don't beat this guy then they won't give us our Cherry Colas!

POC: WHAT?!

[Rage and determination suddenly fill O'Connor's eyes and he whispers something to his wife who nods her head and then the only man to win a 200 man Rumble in wrestling history rolls back into the ring  and goes to lock up with his opponent as Delacroix hops onto the apron and calls out to the referee.]

SD: You call yourself an official?! You're the worst referee I've ever seen!

[The referee stomps over to the ropes.]

Ref: You get off the apron, young lady!

SD: Whatsa' matter? Can't take criticism?

[And then Pablo drops to his knees and LOW BLOWS his opponent who falls to his knees holding his groin while the crowd goes "OOOF", feeling phantom pains. O'Connor then runs off the ropes and hits his foe with the CHERRY COLA SMASH running kneebrace to the head and Pablo goes for the cover, the referee turns from Stephanie and goes to make the count..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[The crowd BOOS while the dastardly duo stand in a corner drinking Cherry Colas with big smiles on their faces.]

POC: I'll break every rule in the book for the cool, refreshing deliciousness of Cherry Cola!

[The Cherry Cola logo splashes across the screen while O'Connor & Delacroix flash big smiles and hold their sodas up for the camera.]

Voice Over: What would YOU do for a Cherry Cola?

[Cut to the Viva Lucha logo and then we find ourselves back inside the VL Arena. We pan the crowd and notice a mysterious figure in a yellow hooded cloak in the crowd. The camera lingers on them for a moment, their face hidden by the hood and then we move on and cut to the announce table with a smiling Jose and a perplexed Diego.]

JI: We are back amigos and-

DH: Hold on a minute, Jose! What was that?!

JI: What was what?

DH: That cloaked person in the crowd!

[Jose shrugs.]

JI: Perhaps it's a fan who was cold, Diego.

[Diego makes an incredulous face.]

DH: Cold?! It is not cold for a full on cult robe cloak thing!

JI: You have a very tenuous hold on language at the moment, Diego.

DH: Do not make fun of me, Jose! There is a lot of strange things happening. Did you see that beautiful senorita backstage?

JI: Oh no. Not this again..

DH: There is SOMETHING going on with that beautiful woman, Jose!

[Jose rolls his eyes.]

JI: Apologies to everyone at home. All afternoon and evening all the staff has been going on about this masked woman who is backstage.

DH: She has this.. this...

[Diego spins his hand in the air as he searches for the right word.]

DH: Aura? Si! She has this aura of something that just makes all the hairs on the back of my neck stand up!

JI: There is nothing strange about that woman, Diego, you are just not used to being around beautiful masked women.

DH: OY! That is MY line for you!

JI: Speaking of beautiful women, it is time for the debut of some ladies here to Viva Lucha. Let's go to the ring!

[Fernando is in the ring with the microphone.]

FR: The following contest is a ten woman tag team match scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, here are Lily Flores, Senorita X, Maribel Santiago Cruz, Rosa Negra Dos and Sara Martinez.. PUERTO RICAN GIRLS!

[The ladies motion to the crowd to a polite applause.]

FR: And their opponents...

[The lights go dark save for a spotlight that falls on the top of the entrance ramp as theme music, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), plays over the PA and out walks five women wearing black hoodies with a generic lucha mask design over their faces as the hoods zip all the way up like a mask. "2010" is written across the chest of the hoodies. The women stand there and then at the same time they all unzip their hoodies to reveal their faces.]

[BIG POP]

FR: Here are Valerie Bloom, Harriett Morrison, Teresa Villa, Anna Williams and Juno Takayama... THE CLASS OF 2010!

[The Japanese contingent are MARKING OUT and the Girl Fight fans in attendance are also MARKING OUT as the ladies make their way to the ring.]

JI: When the Girl Fight promotion started in 2010-

DH: Now defunct.

JI: Yes, but when they started these five ladies were part of their first class of rookies who made their debut in that promotion. They have stuck together through the years and now they are here to fight in Viva Lucha!

[They climb into the ring and the blue haired Juno calls out to the crowd as she pumps a fist into the air and the crowd POPS!]

DH: I see a lot of nepotism in this group.

JI: Ah... Because of famous family ties?

DH: I did not use the word wrong, Jose!

JI: Well, Anna Williams is the niece of Stephanie Delacroix, wife and manager of Pablo O'Connor. Teresa Villa is the daughter of one of O'Connor's cousins from Spain. Valerie Bloom is the daughter of New Wave Pro Wrestling's ring announcer, Marvin Bloom.

DH: That handsome maldito!

[A female referee wearing a pink mask is in the ring and trying to clear the ring so two competitors can begin.]

JI: It looks like Juno Takayama and Sara Martinez will be starting off this match.

[The referee motions to Fernando..]

*DING*

********************************************************** 10 Woman Tag Team Match: Juno Takayama, Anna Williams, Teresa Villa, Harriett Morrison & Valerie Bloom [Class of 2010] vs Sara Martinez, Rosa Negra Dos, Maribel Santiago Cruz, Senorita X & Lily Flores [Puerto Rican Girls] **********************************************************

[Juno and Sara lock up in the middle of the ring and Takayama quickly gains advantage via an arm lock which quickly leads to Juno smacking Martinez around with hard forearm blows and elbow smashes. Sara tries to create distance with a dropkick but Juno sidesteps it and slaps on a front facelock before dragging Martinez over and tagging in Teresa. Villa leaps in with an elbow to the back of Martinez and takes the Puerto Rican down and begins stretching her with a crab hold. Rosa Negra Dos runs in and boots Villa off of Sara, creating an opening for Martinez to escape and tag in Senorita X. X charges in but is quickly tripped down and finds herself tied up in a Stretch Plum hold! Teresa tags in her partner related to her via the Pablo O'Connor-Stephanie Delacroix marriage, Anna Williams, who runs off the ropes and dropkicks Senorita X in the face! Williams hits X with three consecutive vertical suplexes and then goes for a running double foot stomp but X rolls out of the way and tags in Lily Flores. Flores rushes in only to be hip tossed into the corner! Anna tags in Harriett Morrison who proceeds to stomp away at Flores!]

DH: Some nice vicousness on those stomps by Justin Bieber!

JI: Ah.. That's not Justin Bieber, Diego. That is Harriett Morrison. She has a Bieber styled haircut but it's not Just-

DH: Pssh! That is Justin Bieber! Look at her!

JI: .. Justin Bieber is not a woman, Diego.

DH: QUE?! Are you OK, Jose? You are talking loco right now!

[Morrison scoops up Flores and rams her back first into a corner before slinging the Puerto rican over her shoulder and hitting a running powerslam! Harriett then kicks Lily in the ribs til Flores rolls over onto her stomach and then Morrison tags in Valerie Bloom and tells Bloom to "SPANK THAT ASS" pointing to Flores. Valerie shoots Harriett a glare before leaping off the top with a knee drop to the back of Lily. Valerie goes to grab Flores when Lily kicks at Bloom's shin, creating the chance to scramble away and tag in Maribel Santiago Cruz. Cruz charges in with a chop block but Bloom manages to leap over the attack, dodging it and then leap backwards into a HANDSTAND and when Maribel spins around Bloom catches her with both feet to the face! The stunningly beautiful Valerie rolls to her feet, bows to the crowd who are very appreciative of her looks and then she tags in Juno and Takayama gives out an order and all of Class of 2010 hit the ring.]

JI: They've all run into the ring now and are charging over and knocking Cruz's partners off the apron!

DH: I think Juno smells blood in the water, Jose!

[Indeed, Juno BLASTS Cruz with a hard elbow smash to the face before hooking her from behind and PLANTING her on her head with a Backdrop Driver! Takayama then calls out to the crowd who RESPOND LOUDLY and then runs off the ropes when Cruz struggles to her feet and...]

[BIG POP]

JI: JUNO SMASH!

DH: CARAMBA! Did you see the IMPACT she got with that running knee strike, Jose! MADRE Y DIOS!

JI: Juno with the cover, ONE.. TWO.... THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[Juno hops to her feet pumping her fist into the air as her team mates huddle over and all five ladies begin embracing and celebrating.]

FR: Here are your winners.. THE CLASS OF 2010!

[Their theme music plays as the stable call out to the crowd in celebration and get a BIG POP in reply!]

JI: What a debut for the Class of 2010 here in Viva Lucha! Of course later tonight we will be seeing more women's wrestling action when JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki, defends against a mystery challenger in the main event.

DH: It is going to be Senora Roja, Jose. You shall see!

JI: We will find out later but now, commercial break. Stick around, amigos!

[We get another shot of the Class of 2010 celebrating and then a shot of that enigmatic yellow cloaked figure in the crowd before cutting to the Viva Lucha logo and off to commercials.]

[You know what? Just go watch my egg jingle video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXCsPJJPZc  ]

[The Viva Lucha logo flashes and welcomes us back to yet another dark room. There is one light bulb hanging from a wire, providing very little light but enough for us to recognize Classic Monster member, Vampiro Suarez, with his painted face and vampire themed gear making viewers' skin crawl with a creepy smile.]

VS: Until last episode I never taste crocodile blood before! Mmmm!

[He licks his lips and laughs.]

VS: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora... I drink your blood last time and I promise right here and now..

[He points to the ground.]

VS: I drink your blood again. So much blood next time you leave the world behind!

[He laughs and licks his lips again.]

VS: Fear the night, Zarzamora! Fear the fangs!

[He bears his fangs and then backs away from the light and into the darkness and we cut to inside the VL Arena. We pan the crowd until the camera lingers on yet another mysterious cloaked figure whose face is hidden by the hood of their cloak, but this time the cloak is green.]

JI: Welcome back-

DH: Oh no you do not, Jose!

JI: What?

DH: Who are these strange cloaked people here in the crowd?!

[The camera tries to get a better shot of the green clad figure but can never get any bit of the face which is hidden by the attire.]

JI: Your guess is as good as mine, Diego.

[We cut to the announce table where Hernandez shakes his head.]

DH: Are we safe?

JI: What? Of course we're safe, Diego.

DH: What if this is some kind of cult?

JI: As long as they are paying customers, I am sure our boss has no problem with them.

DH: Verdad.

JI: But I suspect that the man standing in the ring...

[We cut to inside the ring where we see a very scared and nervous caucasian man with red hair and wearing a cheesey leprechaun outfit.]

JI: ..He has a very BIG problem coming up because of who he will be facing soon. Let's go to Fernando.

DH: I hope he has made peace with God.

[Fernando stands in the ring with the microphone.]

FR: This next contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, here is PATRICK THE TALL LEPRECHAUN!

[Most in the crowd LAUGH at the ginger as he takes a hard swallow and timidly puts a fist up into the air.]

FR: And his opponent...

*GONG*

[HUGE ANTICIPATION POP as the lights go out and angry theme music, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10 ), erupts and a MONSTER stomps out onto the entrance ramp.]

FR: Here is... FURY!

[Patrick the Leprechaun's face becomes an even paler shade than it already was as he watches the masked BEHEMOTH angrily make his way towards the ring. The black masked referee in the ring looks nervous as well and stays glued to a corner watching as the massive wall of brutality climbs into the ring.]

JI: I think Fernando needs to get out of that ring right away.

DH: So should Patrick if he was smart.

[Fernando does flee the ring but the Tall Leprechaun does not. Instead he musters all his courage and charges at the masked monster.]

*THUDD*

[GIANT POP]

DH: Wrong move.

*DING* ********************************************************** Singles Match: FURY vs Patrick the Tall Leprechaun **********************************************************

[Fury FLATTENS Pat with a beyond STIFF clothesline to start things off. The Leprechaun is seeing stars but has no time to recover as the masked man ROARS before pulling him up off the canvas and tossing him like a rag doll into a corner and then CRUSHING the poor ginger with a body avalanche! Fury doesn't allow the poor man to fall to the canvas though, instead leaning the red head against the corner before unloading with SICKENING shots to the body! Patrick collapses to a seated position but Fury grabs him by the throat and pulls him up against the corner again. The black masked official starts to say something but one glare by Fury sends the referee away. Fury grabs Pat's leprechaun attire and RIPS the poor ginger's shirt open to revealed the bruised ribs underneath. The masked monster unloads with another flurry of body shots, each one leaving welts and bruises as they connect, before grabbing an arm and yanking Patrick out of the corner onlyl to SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE HIM off of his feet!]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! It has been probably less than a minute into this match and Fury has already DESTROYED this poor man! Is he trying to put another man in the hospital?!

DH: Por su puesto, Jose! With all the talk of Carranza Coin you have to know that competitors are going to try to make a big enough impression to get in one of those matches.

[Patrick coughs and holds his ribs and neck as he rolls around but soon he is crying in utter pain because Fury is stepping on his head! The official raises his hands as if to say he can do nothing and then Fury drops down on top of his victim and begins BLUDGEONING the Leprechaun's face with VICIOUS clubbing forearms! In moments Pat has a bloodied nose, lip and swollen jaw! Fury stops his attack, gets to his feet and looks down at his opponent with disgust before ROARING and then yanking Patrick up by his hair and setting him up for..]

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY HE'S DEAD POP]

DH: THE NEW EL MARTINETE!!

JI: That was that Leg Trap Chokeslam he used on De La Red! He's going for the cover..

DH: The tall elf guy is dead so it is just academic now, Jose.

[The referee scrambles into position and counts.. ONE! TWO! THREE!]

*DING DING DING*

[Fury stands up, rears back and ROARS as his theme music explodes over the PA.]

FR: Here is your winner... FURY!

JI: May God help every competitor here in Viva LUcha if this man finds his way into a Carranza Coin match and the Heavyweight Championship Decision match!

DH: I think we are going to need medics, Jose. Irish Elf guy is motionless.

[The referee is calling for medical help as he tends to the lifeless figure of Patrick the Tall Leprechaun. Fury begins stomping around the ring which startles the referee.]

JI: Oh my God! I am frightened for the safety of everyone right now. We have to take another commercial break, stay with us!

[Fury looks directly into a camera and again rears back and ROARS as we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and commercials.]

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[The Viva Lucha logo takes us backstage where we spy Professor Where drinking from a cup and his eyes grow wide and a giant smile is on his face.]

PW: Oh dear! Mary what is this?! It's so refreshing! I feel as alive as ever and ready to celebrate my historic victory for humankind all over again!

[We pan to Mary who rolls her eyes and shakes her head.]

MS: It's water!

[The Professor eyes the cup suspiciously then shrugs and drinks some more.]

PW: Wonderful stuff! Just thrilling! You really should drink some before we go out about time and space celebrating the big victory, Mary!

[He chugs away at his water and Mary's scowl softens to a smile. A proud smile even?! Viewers I think Mary is actually kind of proud of her charge for once. Where finishes and looks over at Mary.]

PW: This is just the beginning now, Mary! If you think winning the opportunity for a Carranza Coin is a great victory, wait til we WIN the Carranza Coin! Oh boy! THAT will be an even BIGGER win for you humans!

[Mary makes an amused face.]

MS: "You humans"?!

PW: Yeah!

[She looks at him as if he has two heads then laughs it off.]

PW: Bigger things are in store for the Humans, Mary!

"Oh, I would say so, Professor!"

[Both of them are startled as they turn to see the boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, smiling at them just feet away.]

EGC: Very, very BIG things are waiting for you!

[He walks up to them and the Professor flashes a goofy smile and stands up straight.]

PW: That's the spirit! Have you come to celebrate with us, Mister Carranza?

[Carranza has a quick look of disgust but he hides it with an evil grin.]

EGC: No, I have no time for celebrations. Lots of things to do when you are the boss.

[Where and Mary nod their heads, understandably at that logic.]

EGC: Actually, Professor.. I am here just to let you know who your opponent will be on our next episode in a match for one of my Carranza Coins!

[The Professor has a huge smile on his face now.]

PW: Why THANK YOU, Mr. Carranza! That is so nice of you! I'm ever so excited to hear who I will be vanquishing next time for one of your coins!

EGC: Heh. To be honest I am.. Ever so excited to inform you of your opponent! Heh. Heh!

[Mary Sue begins to show unease at this while of course, Where is oblivious. Carranza draws close to Where's ear.]

EGC: Your opponent will be... Fury.

[Suddenly the color drains from the Professor's face and Mary stumbles back and leans against a wall while covering her mouth as her eyes grow wide as saucers.]

PW: (strained whisper) F-F-... F-Fury?

[Carranza steps back and flashes a MASSIVE smile while nodding his head.]

EGC: Good luck!

[With that the boss walks off screen leaving the Professor wobbling from side to side. Mary gulps hard and tries to clear her throat before speaking in a strained voice.]

MS: P-Professor?

PW: ....

*FLOP*

MS: Professor!

[Where faints, dropping to the floor! Mary runs to him and we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and to commercials.]

[Scene opens to someone's kitchen. An older white male is pouring a cup of coffee.]

Man: Mmm.. Nothing like drinking some coffee in the morning!

[He sits down with his cup of coffee.]

Man: It's the best way to start your day!

[He sips his coffee and his eyes light up.]

Man: Oh My! That is some damn good coffee!

[An older woman walks into the room smiling.]

Woman: You like the coffee chief?

Man: Do I?! I love it!

Woman: That's swell!

Man: What brand of coffee is it?

Woman: The coffee you're drinking now? Why it's..

[The woman pulls out a can of coffee with the icon of a dog on it.]

Woman: Dog Doo Brew!

*PTTHH*

[The man spits coffee out]

Man: What?!!

Woman: It's a special brand of coffee where they feed the beans to dogs and then remove the beans out of the dogs waste matter!

[The man stares with horror on his face]

Woman: That's what gives it it's unique taste and smell!

[The man sniffs at his coffee and makes a sour expression]

Man: Oh Dear God... Oh God!

Woman: I'm sure glad you enjoyed it!

[The man runs out of the room as the lady goes to pour herself a cup.]

VOice Over: Dog Doo Brew.. Maybe it's best you hide the can and let them just enjoy the quality!

[We cut to the Viva Lucha logo and then another panning crowd shot that once again rests on a mysterious cloaked figure, this time in blue.]

DH: AIEEEEEE! We have an infestation of these cult people!

JI: Calmate, Diego.

[We cut to the announce table and an agitated Diego.]

DH: I will NOT, Jose! There is something going on. It is like I was trying to say earlier about the beautiful masked woman backstage..

JI: C'mon! It's just a beautiful masked lady, Diego.

DH: But there is something about her!

JI: I am suspecting you are falling in love with her maybe.

DH: I can not help it if all the senoritas want to be with me instead of you, Jose. But we are getting off the important subject!

JI: You are correct, Diego, because what is important is what is about to happen in the ring. Since our very first show, our first match even, issues have been brewing between Rey Diablo Loco and "The Duke" William Phillips and tonight it continues in our next match. Let's go to the ring!

[Fernando stands in the ring with his awful outfit and the microphone.]

FR: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall and is a TRIOS match!

[POP]

[The applause turns into BOOS as "God Save The Queen" plays over the PA and out walks a familiar trio of British grapplers.]

FR: From the United Kingdom here are, "The DUke" William Phillips, Duncan Taylor and Angus Ward... THE MONARCHY!

[The trio makes their way to the ring, sneering at the fans with looks of total disgust. Phillips, when he climbs into the ring, looks ready to gag at the sight of the gray masked referee.]

JI: William Phillips has avoided a one on one match against Rey Diablo Loco..

DH: Avoided?! You think this ambassador of good will from England is avoiding mopping the canvas with that drunkard?

JI: Rey Diablo Loco has been sober for many years now, Diego. Also, it is not nice to hold those kind of past issues over people's heads for the rest of their lives.

DH: Por que?! That is exactly what we are supposed to do with skeletons in the closet! Have you not paid attention to what is happening in real life, Jose? People use private stuff and illegally post it all over the place to ruin people at will because everything is fair game now!

JI: It doesn't really mean it's fair game because people are allowing those things to push their agendas, Diego.

DH: Did you just listen to yourself, Jose?

JI: I'm trying to forget what I just said. We all have our bad moments.

DH: Speak for yourself! I am a HERNANDEZ!

[Ward and Taylor adjust their trunks with some alarming level of nervousness while Phillips huddles with them and then the crowd POPS as music, (this music: https://youtu.be/9tFWzrFmWCI ), plays over the PA.]

FR: And their opponents, REY DIABLO LOCO, THE KID and.. EL HIJO DE AGUILA ROJO!

[The crowd goes CRAZY as the masked men walk out onto the entrance ramp and make their way towards the ring.]

JI: Wow! El Hijo de Aguila Rojo is making his Viva Lucha debut tonight as part of Rey Diablo Loco's team!

DH: Why does the drunkard have to keep using that goat creature as a partner?!

[The Kid slides into the ring ahead of his team mates and dashes over towards Monarchy which leads to all three Englishmen FLEEING from the ring in a scramble!]

DH: HE IS AFTER THEIR PANTS AGAIN!! AIEEEEEEEE!

[The Kid makes "BAA BAA BAA" noises while Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor glare at him from the floor while holding onto their tights with death grips.]

JI: Ward and Taylor are no doubt concerned for their pants after last time.

DH: These poor traumatized goodwill ambassadors! That experience was so painful I have heard that they considered STAPLING their trunks to their bodies!

JI: OW! The phantom pains thinking about that.

DH: Luckily there were seamstresses on hand to install draw strings for them.

JI: I can't get the stapling thing out of my head now. That just sounds painful!

DH: You do what you have to do, Jose, when you respect this industry like the Monarchy does!

[Loco and Rojo enter the ring and pose with their Canadian masked partner before heading to their corner. Monarchy climb onto the ring apron and Phillips takes the lead to start the match for his team. The gray masked referee motions to Fernando..]

*DING*

********************************************************** Trios Match: Tecnicos: Rey Diablo Loco, The Kid & el Hijo de Aguila Rojo vs Rudos: "The Duke" William Phillips, Duncan Taylor & Angus Ward [The Monarchy] **********************************************************

[Rey Diablo Loco leaps into the ring to start off against Phillips but as he goes to lock up, The Duke turns around and tags in Angus Ward. Loco steams at this but then locks up against the Suplex Master. Ward gets a hammerlock and goes behind Loco and immediately shoots for a German Suplex but the veteran luchador blocks the attempt and struggles free and connects with a spinning leg trip to take Ward down and slaps on a side headlock. Ward pushes up to his feet and wraps his arms around Loco and like lightning THROWS Loco over with a Belly to Back suplex! Ward gets in a few stomps and then drags Loco to the corner and tags in Taylor, who leaps in with a forearm shot but Rey breaks free and avoids the shot and springs up with a dropkick to send Duncan to the canvas. Loco tags in Aguila Rojo who hops onto the top turnbuckle before flying through the air and catching a hold of Taylor's arm and throwing him across the ring with a flying arm drag! Duncan rolls over and tags Ward back into the ring and he charges in with a clothesline but Rojo ducks then catches a hold of Angus' arm before leaping up and scissoring the Englishman's other arm with his legs and taking Ward over with a crucifix roll up! The count only gets to One before Ward kicks out!]

DH: I can not believe the referee is allowing all of this hair pulling.

JI: No on has pulled any hair in this match so far, Diego.

DH: Are you blind?!

[Both men scramble to their feet but Ward gets a knee to the midsection. Angus slaps on a gutwrench and then.. SNAP GUTWRENCH SUPLEX.. But Rojo lands on his feet! Ward scrambles to his feet before getting a Spinning Leg Lariat! Angus rolls over to his corner and tags in his captain, William Phillips. The Duke charges in full of fire and threatening to punch Rojo in the face but the luchador immediately tags in his captain, Rey Diablo Loco, knowing Loco wants to get his hands on Phillips! Loco leaps in and goes after the Duke but Phillips backs away in a mad scramble and tags in Taylor before escaping through the ropes to the floor outside!]

[BOOS]

JI: What a coward!

DH: I agree.

JI: You do?!

DH: Si! That Rey Diablo Loco cowardly has a spike in his hand. He can not even face the Duke in combat under fair circumstances.

[Loco FUMES but then has to dodge a forearm smash from Taylor. Duncan spins around only to eat a side kick from Loco who then reaches over and tags in.. THE KID! And before Taylor can react, the goat themed masked man is on him and BITING HIS ARM!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Taylor cries out in pain but uses his free hand to hold onto his tights which leads to the crowd chanting..]

Crowd: DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS!

[The referee puts a count on the Kid who releases Taylor from his bite and Duncan scrambles out of the ring. Ward and Phillips join him outside of the ring and they angrily look at the crowd who continue to chant..]

Crowd: DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS!

[Phillips is FURIOUS at this chant and he angrily shakes his head as he stomps over towards Fernando and snatches the microphone off the table.]

Duke: What is bloody wrong you people?!?!

Crowd: DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS!

Duke: This isn't wholesome British television!

Crowd: DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS!

Duke: Don't you realize the Queen is watching this?!?!

Crowd: DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS! DROP YOUR PANTS!

[Phillips is angry he looks as if steam will shoot out of his ears! He waves off the crowd.]

Duke: That's it! We're leaving!

[BOOS]

Duke: You lot don't deserve to see us in action! You're all a bunch of PERVERTS!

[HUGE MEGA MEGA BOOS]

[Phillips motions to his partners that they're leaving before tossing the microphone back to Fernando.]

JI: They're leaving?!

DH: Can you blame them?! The treatment they are getting here! No one should suffer such indignities!

[Loco and Rojo join The Kid in the ring, they all look at one another and then they all run off the ropes and...]

[LEAP FROM THEIR SEATS MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: PLANCHAA!!! THREE WAY STEREO PLANCHASSSSSSSS!!!!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Loco, Rojo and Kid fly over the top rope and splash the three members of Monarchy outside the ring! All six men begin brawling with one another outside the ring and up the entrance ramp. The gray masked referee has no choice but to start a count.]

JI: This has broken down into CHAOS here!

DH: The count, Jose!

JI: The official is up to Seven!

DH: They do not care, though!

[Indeed the brawl is now on top of the entrance ramp as the referee gets to 10 and calls for the bell.]

*DING DING DING*

JI: Fernando has the official decision.

FR: The referee has counted out both teams. This match is ruled.. A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!

[BIG BOOS]

JI: What a mess! Amigos, we have to take a commercial break but when we come back we'll have Maria Juarez's one on one interview with Senor Cloak Dos! Stay with us!

[We get a shot of security trying to break up the six man brawl before we cut to the Viva Lucha logo and commercials.]

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[Viva Lucha logo and we're back from commercials to footage filmed earlier in the day because the VL Arena is completely empty of fans and in the ring are two chairs with two figures sitting in them. On the left is the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, wearing his black mask with cherry colored eye visors and cherry colored "SCII" on the forehead. He is also wearing a black t-shirt with gold colored logo that says "Legacy Crown", since he is still an employee of "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor and Stephanie Delacroix and has to promote what they tell him to. He also has on blue jeans and cherry colored Converse sneakers. On the right is the mind melting too hot to be real host of Viva Lucha's special one on one interview segments, dressed in a curve hugging white dress with a red jacket over it, a very nervous looking MARIA JUAREZ!]

MJ: Hola, everyone, and it is my honor to welcome you to my special sit down interview with the International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos! Hola, Dos, thank you SO much for doing this interview and spending time with me today!

[Is she blushing?! Dos' body language looks a bit nervous as well but of course we have no idea if he's blushing because he has a mask covering his entire head. But he probably is blushing as well.]

SCD: Gracias, Maria, for having me on your show and it is my honor to be with you.

[Maria GLOWS as she smiles then she looks down a moment, blushing again, and moves some hair behind her ear with her hand before nodding her head.]

MJ: Gracias. Now, our fans have been asking a lot of questions about how you and your tag team partner on our last episode, Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora, are doing after the horrible attacks by el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd and Vampiro Suarez. Can you give us an update on your conditions?

[Dos nods.]

SCD: Si, Maria. My partner, Pocho, had to get some stitches and needed to take care of some family issues back at his home in Costa Rica but he will be back soon and is ready to face off against Vampiro Suarez. As for myself, el Profe cracked me over the head with that chair but I want to reassure my fans that I will be one hundred percent ready for my defense of the International Light Heavyweight Championship against el Profe.

[Maria forces a smile but looks uncomfortable.]

MJ: Dos... I.. My job.. In my job I have to get the scoop on breaking news so our viewers are the first to know.

[Dos nods his head.]

MJ: Just.. I just want you to know.. I.. I do not want to be the bearer of bad news for you.. I... I do not want you to .. To feel attacked or offended by the news I bring today about your upcoming match.

[The luchadore shakes his head and leans over and places his hand on Maria's which seems to put her in a dream like state.]

SCD: Maria, do not apologize! You are the BEST at your job and I understand your job means you have to give hard news to fighters, including myself. I would never be upset with you over any scoops you have! On the contrary.. I applaud you! Every scoop you get is another victory in your quest to be the best journalist in our sport!

[Maria is on cloud nine at this moment, her face glowing softly as she takes in this moment. Then she looks down, nods her head and she gets on with the job at hand.]

MJ: Gracias. Then let us get to it, shall we?

[Dos nods his head.]

SCD: Si!

MJ: I have news of your match against el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd, which will take place on our next episode of Viva Lucha. Not only will your International Light Heavyweight Championship be on the line but the match will also be for a Carranza Coin!

[The luchadore nods his head excitedly.]

SCD: That is bueno!

[Maria frowns sheepishly.]

MJ: But, there's more...

[Dos nods.]

MJ: El Profe and our boss, Mr. Carranza, had a deal where if el Profe impressed our boss then he would get to determine the rules of the match. He did impress Mr. Carranza and he has decided that the match will be fought under half no disqualification rules.

[The masked man turns his head to the side.]

SCD: Half no disqualification?

[She nods.]

MJ: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd will compete with no disqualifications in the match while you will still be competing under regulation rules, meaning he can cheat and use any weapons he wants to while you can not.

[Dos ponders this a moment and nods his head.]

SCD: I have no problems with that.

[Maria is taken aback and concerned.]

MJ: Que?!

SCD: I welcome these rules.

MJ: But... Do you understand? He can have his Classic Monsters friends help him and use weapons...

[Dos nods.]

SCD: Lo se, Maria. I know. I want him to have every cheap and underhanded advantage he can so I can fight with my lucha libre and show all my supporters and amigos out there that with courage and conviction anyone can overcome any obstacle with integrity, fair and square.

[He looks directly into the camera.]

SCD: Amigos and amigas out there, do not worry. Together we will defeat the Classic Monsters and we will win that Carranza Coin, to fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship.

[Dos pumps a fist.]

SCD: Viva! Vamanos! Arriba!

[He turns to Maria and offers a handshake.]

SCD: Gracias, Maria!

MJ: Muchas gracias, Dos!

[She gives him her hand and he gives it a masked kiss and her face blushes crimson and she smiles dreamily at the camera.]

MJ: We'll be back with more here at Viva Lucha!

[The Viva Lucha logo flashes and it's off to the commercials.]

[Scene opens to a dirty alley and some strung out junkies shivering and shaking. One of them is a male and is wearing a white button up shirt that looks like it hasn't been washed in days and some dirty brown slacks. The other is a female wearing a bath robe and pink slippers.]

Man: I can't stop the shakes!

Woman: I can't stop them either!

Man: What is going to stop the shakes?!

[The man clutches at his hair. The woman puts a shivering hand on his shoulder.]

Woman: You know only one thing can do that...

[The woman pulls out a box of cereal..]

Woman: Crack Rock Cereal!

Man: Crack Rock Cereal?!

Woman: It's loaded to the gills with enough sugar and chemical preservatives that it can easily mimmick the high of actual crack cocaine!

Man: Praise be to God!

[Both of them begin pouring cereal into their hands and scarfing cereal down.]

Voice Over: Crack Rock Cereal.. When you can't afford an expensive drug habit.. choose us!

[Viva Lucha logo and we're back to the VL Arena where the horribly dressed Fernando is in the ring with the microphone. But he doesn't get to use it because music, (this music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2ksrrj6u0 ), plays over the PA and the crowd LEAPS TO THEIR FEET!]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

JI: We are back everyone and after that bombshell in Maria Juarez's interview with International Light Heavyweight Champion, Señor Cloak Dos, that his match against el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd will not only be for his championship but also a Carranza Coin match AND.. Will be special rules where el Profe is allowed No Disqualifications but Dos is not.. It is now time for our main event!

FR: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit and is for.. the JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first.. From Sapporro, Japan.. Here is the JPWF Women's World Champion... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!

[MASSIVE POP as the holder of the iconic pink belt walks out onto the entrance ramp and towards the ring. She soaks in the fans love and begins giving out high fives to the fans along the way to the ring. And once again, little Heather, her fan with the home made "Meiko Yamazaki" shirt from the 2nd episode of Viva Lucha, is there once again with her mother. Meiko's eyes grow wide with excitement and she gives little Heather a BIG hug!]

DH: BLEGH! Not this mess again!

JI: You are a piece of work, Diego.

DH: Forget this junk with the kid, make a final prediction, Jose. Who is going to be Meiko's challenger tonight?

JI: I.. do not know.

DH: Jose!

JI: I have no idea!

DH: Unlike you I DO have ideas and I am sticking with, Senora Roja! It is going to be her this time for sure!

[Yamazaki leaves her young fan and as she climbs into the ring she points to the Japanese contingent in the crowd..]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Meiko fist pumps and then turns to watch Carranza's office because we all know what is coming next.]

JI: I guess it is time to find out if you are right or not, Diego.

DH: How can a Hernandez be wrong about anything?!

[The music dies down and everyone watches EGC's office. After a few moments the door flies open and out struts the cocky smile of Viva Lucha's boss as he climbs up the stairs and into the ring. He snaps his fingers at Fernando for the microphone and once he recieves it the boss man turns to the JPWF Women's World Champion.]

EGC: Meiko! I am so glad to see you! Are you ready to meet your challenger tonight?

[Yamazaki nods her head confidently.]

EGC: As far as I know, you have NEVER fought against your opponent tonight. Before becoming a professional wrestler she was an undefeated mix martial arts fighter! She has maybe the most dangerous strikes in all of women's fighting and not only is she also from Japan like you are... She was also a singles champion in the Girl Fight promotion at the time of the promotion failing!

[Meiko's eyes grow wide for a moment at recognition and she begins nodding her head enthusiastically. Fans, especially the Japanese fans and women's wrestling fans, are LOSING THEIR STUFF THOUGH!]

JI: Oh my! That can only be...

[Carranza flashes a huge smile and motions to his office.]

EGC: Here is your challenger tonight.. The last Girl Fight TELEVISION CHAMPION... MIDORI MASAMOTO!

[GIRL FIGHT FANS AND JAPANESE FIGHT FANS LOSE THEIR MINDS MEGA POP as the deadly striker, Midori Masamoto, stomps out of EGC's office and slides into the ring and shoots the most intense death stare EVER right at the JPWF Women's Champion!]

JI: IT IS HER! Midori Masamoto is going to challenge for the JPWF Women's World Championship tonight and... Diego I think we are going to see a title change!

DH: Please let Jose right! For the first time ever, Dios, LET JOSE BE RIGHT!

[As a smiling Carranza climbs out of the ring and takes a seat at ringside another surprise shows up in the form of a FEMALE referee wearing a pink mask sliding into the ring and motioning to the time keeper.]

*DING*

********************************************************** MAIN EVENT: JPWF Women's World Title Match: (c)Meiko Yamazaki vs Midori Masamoto **********************************************************

[And these two heavy hitters, Yamazaki as incredibly strong and powerful as she is, Masamoto maybe the stiffest striker in all of female fighting, LAUNCH at each other and unload a flurry of stiff shots! In moments both the champion and challenger have red welts and marks all over their chests, neck and arms from the exchanges and then a CRACKING high kick from out of nowhere by Masamoto sends Yamazaki rubber legged stumbling through the ropes and tumbling to the floor outside! Midori follows after the champion and yanks her up and unloads with a flurry of forearm strikes before going for a HIGH KNEE but the champ dodges the blow and unloads with a HEAVY elbow smash followed by a chop to the chest that TICKS OFF the challenger more than anything! In Japanese the challenger SCREAMS at Meiko to meet her in the ring. Yamazaki nods and both women climb into the ring and then... CHOP FEST WAR BEGINS!]

[HOLY FREAKING MOLY CHOP FEST WARS MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: These two women are beating the HELL out of each other!

DH: Oh, Jose. You know who is KICKING themselves for missing this?

JI: Who?

DH: Roy Harper! HA HA! Hey, Roy Harper! I AM WATCHING THESE TWO JAPANESE LADIES BEAT THE MIERDA OUT OF EACH OTHER AND YOU ARE NOT!!!

[Soon the chop blasting turns into palm strikes and forearm shots and another CRACKING high kick by Masamoto turns the champion rubber legged again! A STIFF kick to the chest sends Meiko stumbling into a corner and there is where the last reigning Girl Fight TV Champion unleashes a series of STIFF knee strikes to the midsection of the champion causing Yamazaki to collapse to a seated position. Uh oh, BRUTAL KICK TO THE HEAD sends Meiko slumping over! Midori smells a KO and she drags the champion out of the corner and scrambles for the cover...]

ONE!

TWO!

THR-

[HUGE POP]

JI: Yamazaki managed to get a shoulder up!

DH: Madre y Dios! How did she do it, Jose?! I thought it was over! That kick was so BRUTAL!

[Masamoto rains hard shots down on the dazed champion before getting her up and going for knee shots to the head! Yamazaki manages to block the shots and she wraps her arms around the challenger and TOSSES HER ACROSS THE RING with a desperation overhead suplex throw! Meiko uses the ropes to pull herself up and tries to catch her breath but the challenger gets to her feet and charges in with another high kick that the champion just manages to dodge! Meiko begins firing off her patented Open Handed Palm Strikes, machine gun rapid fire style, and is BLASTING the challenger with them! Now it's the challenger stumbling from the hard shots!]

[BIG POP]

JI: At the pace these two are exchanging bombs in this match, this is not going to last long!

DH: This is like the STIFFEST thing I have ever seen in a wrestling match, Jose. I bet Roy Harper is GREEN WITH ENVY!!

[Masamoto fires off a shot in retaliation but Meiko catches her arm and delivers a BRUTAL DANGEROUS JUDO THROW on the challenger! Little Heather is shown in the crowd cheering wildly for her favorite while her mother looks a bit like she wishes she wasn't exposing her child to such a violent match! Yamazaki tries to go for the Wock Bottom but Masamoto escapes and CRACKS another high kick upside Meiko's head! The champ doubles over holding her head and Midori jumps at the opportunity and hits...]

*CRACKACKOWWWW*

[HOLY MEEP MEEP MEEPING MEEP MEEP MEEP POP!!!!]

JI: KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD!

DH: Meiko fell like a two ton bag of tamales!

JI: I think Yamazaki is OUT COLD!

[Carranza is BEYOND giddy, celebrating wildly at ringside! In the crowd, little Heather is bawling her eyes out as her mother comforts her while the Japanese contingent are excitedly stunned at what has just happened! Masamoto yells at the official to make the count and the pink masked referee begins a count on Yamazaki!]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DH: She is out, Jose!

FOUR!

DH: THIS IS OVER!

FIVE!

JI: It certain appears so!

SIX!

SEVEN!

DH: History being made...

EIGHT!

DH: And Roy Harper-

NI-

[BIG POP]

[Yamazaki suddenly rolls up to her knees and pushes herself up to her feet!]

[GIGANTIC POP]

JI: SHE BEAT THE COUNT!

DH: WOW!

[But Meiko drunkenly stumbles around the ring, her eyes glazed over and she leans against a corner to prop herself up, clearly still out of it. Carranza's giddiness is now replaced with disbelief. Little Heather looks up surprised, her eyes still wet with tears, but now with hope in her eyes! Masamoto is not impressed by this show of fighting spirit though and charges in with a running knee and is unloading stiff shot after stiff shot on the champ. Yamazaki begins firing back, waking out of her daze, trying to fight her way out of the corner. The challenger refeuses to be denied and she fires off kicks furiously and goes for another high kick.. But this time Meiko catches her and...]

*THUDDDDDDDDD*

[LEAP OUT OF THEIR SEATS HOLY MOLY BLOW THE ROOF OFF POP]

JI: CARAMBA!! CAPTURE SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!

DH: INCREDIBLE! MAGNIFICO! Roy Harper.. YOU ARE MISSING THE STIFFEST JAPANESE FIGHT EVER!

[Yamazaki struggles to her feet, gritting her teeth and pumping her fists while Masamoto attempts to jump to her feet to show her fighting spirit but the head drop onto the turnbuckles has left her dazed and she stumbles about drunkenly. She stumbles blindly into Meiko's arms and the champ hits a DANGEROUS JUDO THROW SPIKING THE CHALLENGER RIGHT ON HER HEAD! Carranza's face is now various shades of red and purple, all tones of RAGE at what is happening in the ring. Little Heather is leaping up and down, cheering as if her life depends on it! The Japanese contingent are just FREAKING OUT and everyone's freak out goes NUCLEAR because as Masamoto foolishly pushes herself up to her feet to prove her fighting spirit, she trips and stumbles right into the champ's grasp yet again and she sets her up in the Capture Suplex position and spins.. And spins... And spins.. And Spins and then...]

*CRACKABOOMTHUDDDKAKOWWWWW*

[MIND EXPLOSIONS NUCLEAR BOMB MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: SPINNING CAPTURE SUPLEX BY YAMAZAKI!!

DH: FANTASTICO!!!

JI: Meiko with the cover... UNO!

DOS!

TRES!

*DING DING DING*

[MASSIVE GIANT POP]

[Yamazaki holds her battered head and rolls to a corner and sits against the turnbuckles with grimaces of pain but.. the winner.]

FR: Here is your winner and STILL.. JPWF Women's World Champion... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!!!

[As the referee hands Meiko the belt, the champ nods and tries to smile at the official, but she stays in the corner and holds herself as she grimaces in pain from the suffering she is feeling.]

JI: This was a war. These two women went out there and threw bomb after bomb at one another. It didn't last long but it was EPIC in the sheer toughness and competitive spirit shown!

DH: Jose, I am not even a fan of Yamazaki and I thought this was SPECTACULAR! Incredible! And I want Roy Harper to know one thing.. I WAS HERE TO WITNESS THIS IN PERSON AND HE WAS NOT!

[The boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, is pale with unfathomable anger at this result. He turns bitterly and stomps into his office and slams the door shut!]

EGC: CHINGATE! COJEME! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT WO-

[EGC abruptly cuts short his ranting because he looks up and notices someone is sitting at his desk. First a look of surprise comes over his face and then a roll of the eyes and a tired smile creeps on his face.]

EGC: Let me guess... You and your friends want to fight here in my arena? Eh?!

[He smirks and shakes his right index finger in the air.]

EGC: I have to warn you, you'll have to earn it in a fight against a top competitor!

[The camera pans away from the boss and spins towards his desk to reveal a figure dressed in a red cloak. A decidedly female hand holds up a small glass statue Carranza usually keeps on his desk. She raises her head to reveal a mask and ruby red lips.]

Figure: It would be a waste for anything else, no?

EGC: Wait... I know you.

Figure: As you should. My people are very disappointed that you have neglected to call us.

EGC: Your people... the cloaks! The robes!

Figure: The Houses of 1,000 Masks demand representation, my friend. Parts Unknown is calling.

EGC: It's you...

[Carranza moves in closer to get a better look at the masked woman.]

EGC: ...The Beautiful Master!

[She flashes a smile as we fade to black.]

(c)2015 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha Episode 03

[Scene opens to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California. We journey through dark hallways and then through the curtain at the top of the entrance ramp and make our way towards the ring in the empty arena. Inside the ring two masked figures are cutting a furious pace as they go through various wrestling moves. One of them is wearing a black mask with cherry colored "SCII" on the forehead and cherry colored eye visors. He is also wearing a white t-shirt and dark blue sweatpants with cherry colored boots. The other..*describe PCZ here* ... Viva Lucha fans recognize them as Senor Cloak Dos and Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora and we watch them go through several moves before running off the ropes and attempting stereo Vamanos Muchachos (aka the 619) but they're synchronization is slightly off and they both stand in the ring, catching their breath for a moment before Dos motions with his hand and both men start to run to the ropes, to attempt it once more, when suddenly...]

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

[Both masked men stop and turn to see the boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, doing a slow clap with an amused smile on his face.]

EGC: Bravo! Do it over and over until you get it right.

[Zarzamora's body language gets somewhat aggressive but Dos walks over to the ropes and leans against them in a very relaxed fashion.]

SCD: Hola, Señor Carranza! How are you doing? Is there anything we can do for you?

[Carranza chuckles and shakes his head.]

EGC: Oh no, Señor Cloak Dos. I am just thrilled to see the two of you working on your teamwork in my ring, filling it with your sweat and smells before we get things set up for my interview with Maria Juarez.

[PCZ begins to storm over to the ropes but Dos speaks up first.]

SCD: Lo siento, Señor Carranza. We did not mean to take up too much time in your ring or impede on your scheduled interview with Maria. I will clean up the ring personally. Lo siento, otra vez.

[Pocho stares at his partner for the night incredulously while the boss eyes the International Light Heavyweight Champion with a curious smile before shaking his head.]

EGC: That will not be necesarry, Dos. While I am sure you would want nothing more than to clean this ring as thorougly as possible for the beautiful Maria, I just want my ring empty of your presence so that my staff can prepare it to my specifications.

[SCD nods his head and gives a small bow.]

SCD: Understood, Boss. Lo siento again.

[Carranza motions for them to get out of town.]

EGC: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lo se. I know.

[The boss steps forward.]

EGC: Tell me something, champ... How can you trust this man, who went to such lengths to attempt to defeat you on our debut show, to be your partner tonight?

[Dos looks over at PCZ and nods his head.]

SCD: Why should I not trust him? In lucha libre you must fight with all of your heart and soul for the victory. You must do it for your family, your loved ones, your country and most importantly for all those who support you in the crowd and watching at home.

[SCD pats Zarzamora on the back.]

SCD: It is because he fought me so hard that I trust him completely, because he has paid me and the ring that lucha libre takes place on the ultimate of compliments by going above and beyond for the victory that night.

[PCZ looks genuinely moved and oddly enough so does Carranza. The boss nods his head while letting the luchador's words soak in and then he cracks a smile.]

EGC: That was beautiful, champ. If only you would get some dirt on your hands.. You could make a masterpiece. But alas...

[His smile drops.]

EGC: You need to clear out of my ring. Vamanos!

[Zarzamora is not pleased with the moment being ruined but Dos nods his head.]

SCD: Por su puesto, Boss! Lo siento agai-

EGC: OUT!

[Dos nods and begins picking up gear in the corner of the ring. PCZ follows suit and the two make their exit while the boss chuckles through his smirk and we cut to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, CA and we pan over the excited sold out crowd on hand. We see fan signs being waved at the camera: "CLASS DIMISSED", "VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!", "PURA VIDA!", "I'VE GOT A ROYAL WAVE FOR THE MONARCHY", "FUUURRRRRYYYYYY", "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" and "ADVENTURES IN LUCHA LIBRE WITH PROFESSOR WHERE". We make our way to Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez, decked out in their suits and looking spiffy, at the announce table.]

JI: Hola, amigos, and welcome to another episode of VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcast partner Diego Hernandez.

DH: QUE?! I am NOT your partner, Jose!

[Diego adjusts his collar before flashing a big smile.]

DH: YOU are MY partner, meaning my sidekick or my lesser associate.

JI: Sure...

DH: They all know it is the truth, Jose. Do not fight it.

JI: Well, we are happy to have you here amigos because tonight we have quite the show lined up for you! In our main event Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora and TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion, Senor Cloak Dos, will be teaming up against the team of El Profe de Monstruoso the Third and Vampiro Suarez. Originally el Profe's partner was not set in stone for tonight but recently at Tradicion Lucha Libre's Leyenda de Magnifico Finals show in Arena Mexico, El Nieto de Puma Negro, who is one third of the Classic Monsters team that Monstruoso leads, was injured which set tonight's main event in place.

DH: Lucha Libre is a very hard business, Jose. Injuries can happen at any time. I want to send my best wishes for a fast recovery to El Nieto de Puma Negro.

JI: Indeed, also tonight we will be seeing the debut of All Monster Attack here in Viva Lucha but the event that has the most buzz online is the one on one interview set to air later tonight between Maria Juarez and our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza!

DH: My advice for our boss, Jose, is for him to avoid looking Maria in the eyes because one wink can steal your heart which she will then proceed to crush mercilessly with total disregard for your well being!

JI: Ah..

DH: Maria can be so cru-

[Diego is interrupted by theme music, (this one: https://youtu.be/9tFWzrFmWCI ), and the crowd jumps to its feet.]

DH: Oy!

JI: That is familiar music which can only mean...Yes!

[BIG POP as Rey Diablo Loco walks out onto the entrance ramp and motions to the fans.]

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is here and making his way to the ring.

DH: What is he doing here, Jose? What could be so important he feels the need to cut ME off of all people?!

JI: I guess we are about to find out.

[Loco climbs into the ring, motions to the fans for another POP and then walks over and asks for the microphone from ring announcer Fernando Rodriguez, who is decked out in a neon pink tuxedo jacket, sky blue vest, olive green shirt with a purple tie and white & black zebra striped formal pants with red shoes. Fernando hands him the microphone and Loco does a double take at the ring announcer's attire while taking the mic.]

DH: Why must he embarrass us so?!

JI: Fernando has a unique sense of style for sure..

DH: Que? Not Fernando! Rey Diablo Loco!

JI: *sigh*

[Loco looks out at the fans but is not smiling. In fact, he looks ticked off.]

RDL: Lo siento, ladies and gentlemen, for coming to ring like this but somethings were spoken on last episode.. Insulting and offensive words.. And I have to face it, address it, here in the ring like a man!

[POP]

DH: What is he going on about, Jose?

JI: No se!

[RDL runs his hand over his masked head, shaking it angrily, before pointing a finger to the back.]

RDL: Three English fighters calling themselves Royalty..

DH: They are called "The Monarchy", idiot!

JI: He can't hear you, Diego.

RDL: They called the masks of lucha libre a disrespect to tradition. They called our masks underwear worn over the head! Well I have lesson for these ignorant English malditos!

[BIG POP]

RDL: Our use of masks in lucha libre and in our culture in Mexico has a longer tradition than your island has with this sport!

[PRIDE POP, because much of the crowd is Hispanic.]

RDL: William Philps! You say you will not tolerate the disrespect.. Well I will not tolerate YOUR disrespect, PENDEJO!

[WOAH CURSING IN SPANISH POP]

JI: Oh boy..

DH: What a mouth on this idiot!

[Loco motions to the back.]

RDL: So come out here to the ring, HIJO DE PUTA..

[GIANT POP]

RDL: And let me teach you some respect one on one right here in the ring!

[HUGE POP]

JI: Language aside, Rey Diablo Loco is challenging William Phillips to face him one on one in the ring, right now, tonight!

DH: The Duke does not have to listen to this from this idiot, Jose. Loco can not even pronounce Phillips name correctly!

[Loco gives the mic back to Fernando and begins pacing and hopping up and down, waiting for a fight when.. "God Save the Queen" begins to play over the PA system.  The boos rain down from the crowd as the three men who the Viva Lucha faithful have grown to despise emerge from the backstage area.  Dressed in tailor-made suits they stop and notice a young English fan holding up a small United Kingdom fan in support of the Monarchy. In honor of the flag _and_ the national anthem playing they stop and salute the flag as the music continues to play.]

JI: What are you doing, Diego?

[You hear a little shifting from the headset.]

DH: We have to stand up and show respect!

JI: While, I think we all respect the United Kingdom, their flag, and their national anthem, I don't think right now is the time to continue to antagonize these fans.  

[The fans continue to give the big thumbs down as the music stops and the three men continue to make their way to ring side.  First to enter the ring is Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor.  They take a few steps forward towards Rey Diablo Loco, but stop short of teaching the luchadore a lesson.]

DH: Rey Diablo Loco does not want any part of Taylor and Ward.

JI: What, is it going to be a three-on-one?  The Duke can't fight one-on-one?

["The Duke" William Phillips enters and raises the microphone, but stops short waiting for all the boos to die down.]

DH: Stop disrespecting the Duke!  He brings class and respect!

JI: Thus far the Monarchy has only brought a lack of respect to the heritage and culture of Lucha Libre!

[Finally the long wait time has worked and the boos die down ... The Duke speaks!]

Duke: Well, what do we have here?   Another Halloween costume wearing punk wants a match with VL Royalty?  I mean, why not?  It's not like you have done anything else around here to earn your paycheck.   If I stepped inside the ring with every punk that wanted to make a name for themselves by facing a world renowned wrestling royalty like me?  Then I wouldn't have time to even take my boots off!

[BOOOOO!   Rey Diablo Loco doesn't look amused.]

Duke: Hey, don't you take a step closer.  All I have to do is snap my fingers and you will be road kill in this ring.

[Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor crack their knuckles sending Rey Diablo Loco a message.]

Duke: That's right ...  You can stand in this ring and sputter all that nonsense that none of us understand.  You can talk about heritage and culture and adjust that mask with pride.   All of that is just fine and dandy ...  It still doesn't put you in the _same_ league as me.

[Duke shakes his head.]

Duke: You want a match with me?  

[Rey Diablo Loco nods.]

Duke: Do you think you have earned that right?

[A staunch glare from Rey Diablo Loco.]

Duke: I will tell you what, you little masked freak.   You can take your little filthy mouth back to the backstage area.  You can beg and plead to every superstar in the back.  If you can find yourself a tag team partner ... If you can find anyone courageous enough to be _your_ partner against these two juggernauts.

[Duke points to Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor.]

Duke: ... and then _beat_ them.

[All three members of the Monarchy have a nice laugh at that statement, but Rey Diablo Loco still stands their unfazed.]

Duke: Then, and ONLY then, will you be able to step back inside the ring with me. I hope that answers your question as you have wasted enough of my time here tonight.  When you earn a few more minutes then we will talk.

[The three men turn, but before they head outside the ring Loco yanks the microphone from ring announcer Fernando and..]

RDL: Oy! Perros!

[BIG POP]

RDL: Do not walk away! Duke, you said if I can find someone to team with me against your amigos then we can have a match tonight.

[Phillips, with an incredulous look on his face, yells at Loco that he has to go find someone for that to happen. Loco shakes his head at him.]

RDL: Oh no, CABRON..

[HUGE POP]

RDL: I do not have to go back there and waste any more of your time or these good people's time. I have amigos ready to help me at any time.

[Loco puts his fingers to his mouth and...]

*WHEEEEEEEEEEE*

[Whistles loudly and then music erupts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/_v7scJIhm2g ), and fans jump to their feet!]

JI: That's the music of..

DH: No! No, please God do not let it be...

[HUGE POP as running out from the back is the short goat themed masked wrestler from Canada, THE KID!]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[With fans jumping up and down in excitement the masked wrestler slides into the ring and runs in place at Loco's side as the Mexican motions for Ward and Taylor to fight. All three members of the Monarchy shake their heads as Ward and Taylor point to the nice suits they have on. A masked referee wearing a white mask runs out to the ring and he motions to both sides and calls for the bell!]

*DING*

********************************************************** Tag Team Match: Tecnicos: Rey Diablo Loco & The Kid vs Rudos: Duncan Taylor & Angus Ward (The Monarchy) **********************************************************

[HUGE POP]

JI: And just like that we have an improptu match officially underway!

DH: How can this be, Jose?! Look at Taylor and Ward! They are in their dress clothes!

[Indeed, they are pointing this out to the referee who shrugs and tells them to fight. Phillips throws a fit outside the ring and screams that they don't have to follow the whims of someone wearing pajamas on their head. The official informs them if they leave they will forfeit and Loco & the Kid will be declared the winners. The Duke curses quite a bit before pulling his partners together for a huddle. Taylor and Ward angrily throw off their suit coats and shirts and assure their leader they've got this covered.]

DH: This is not fair!

JI: Perhaps, Diego, if these men had not shown such disrespect to the masked traditions in lucha libre and in Mexican culture they would not be having to fight in their dress clothes.

DH: It is discrimination against foreigners, Jose!

[Angus Ward goes to start the match against Rey Diablo Loco, both men circle one another quickly before locking up in the middle of the ring. Ward transitions to a side headlock but Loco squirms free and shoots for a go-behind. Angus chuckles and breaks free and does a go-behind of his own and launches into a GERMAN SUPLEX.. But Loco flips out of the throw and lands on his feet behind the Englishman.]

JI: Ward went for one of his patented suplexes but Loco escaped.

DH: I am pretty sure he bit the fingers to escape that suplex, Jose.

[Ward pops up to his feet and goes for a wild clothesline but Rey dodges the blow and catches Angus with a SUPERKICK that sends him stumbling into Loco's corner. Rey charges in with an elbow smash then tags in The Kid who reaches through the ropes and grabs the belt around Ward's pants and undoes the belt buckle.]

DH: QUE?! What is he doing, Jose?!

JI: No se...

[The Kid climbs in and then drags Ward out of the corner and shoots a go-behind and.. BITES the back of Angus' belt!]

[LAUGH POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEE!

[Angus FREAKS OUT and scrambles away... but his belt stays behind in the Kid's masked mouth! So before he can reach Duncan Taylor...]

*DROP*

[HUMILIATION POP]

JI: HIS PANTS HAVE FALLEN! Angus Ward's pants have fallen!

DH: He is really a goat, eh Jose? Why else would the idiota be biting belts!

[The Kid runs the ropes with the belt in his mouth, back and forth, while Angus scrambles to pull up his pants and cover up his boxer shorts. He tags in Taylor who leaps into the ring and angrily charges over catches the Kid in mid-run with a clobbering forearm that sends the Canadian to the canvas. Duncan quickly snatches up his partner's belt and tosses it across the ring to his partner who quickly grabs it and attends to rebelting his pants. Duncan then turns to the referee and admonishes the official for not disqualifying the Kid for stealing Ward's belt.]

DH: You tell him, Duncan! He is correct, Jose. What that cabrito did should have been illegal!

JI: I am not sure there are rules against pulling off an opponent's belt.

DH: There should be!

[As Taylor lectures the white masked official, the Kid recovers and tags in his partner who hops onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off...]

*THUDD*

[HUGE POP]

JI: MISSILE DROPKICK by Loco, floors the unsuspecting Taylor!

DH: It was a cheap shot, Jose! Admit it!

[Rey quickly begins setting up his opponent and then falls back and lifts Duncan up into the air with a surfboard submission hold!]

[BIG POP]

[As Taylor shakes his head, refusing to submit, the Kid hops over the ropes and since Taylor can't defend himself in this position... He undoes Duncan's belt and pulls off his belt!]

[GIANT POP]

DH: OY! WHAT IS THIS?!

[William Phillips is LOSING IT outside the ring, his veins looking to burst on his forehead as he protests. Meanwhile, the Kid is running in place on the ring apron in his corner with the belt in his mouth. Taylor is now just aghast in horror hoping his pants will stay up in the position he's in, more worried about that than the pain he's being put through in the hold and then...]

*DROP*

[BIG HUMILIATION POP]

JI: Oh My!

DH: Egads.

[Taylor's tighty whiteys are revealed! Loco breaks the hold and Taylor rolls to his corner and tags in Ward and then rolls out of the ring to pull his pants back up.]

DH: This can not be really happening...

JI: I am afraid it is, Diego.

[Ward goes for a forearm smash but Loco ducks and dropkicks the Monarchy member to the canvas. Rey then tags in the Kid, who hops into the ring, and Loco scoops up his partner, who still has Duncan's belt in his mouth, and bodyslams him on top of Ward! The referee goes to make the count..]

ONE! TW-

JI: Kick out by Ward!

DH: Thank goodness.

[Angus scrambles to his knees and sees his partner's belt in the Kid's mouth. He grabs the belt and both men have a tug of war with the belt!]

[BIG POP]

[Ward can't get the belt out of the Canadian's mouth so he POKES the goat themed grappler in the eyes!]

[BOOS]

DH: YES!

JI: A blatant poke of the eyes..

DH: This creature has been stealing their belts and you are complaining about a poke to the eyes?!

[Angus ignores the official's admonishing and collects his partner's belt and scrambles over to their corner and passes the belt to it's owner. As the Kid gets to his feet Ward FLOORS him with a hard clothesline. Then the Monarchy member pulls the small masked man to his feet, hooks him from behind and hits a HARD SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!]

[SUPLEX POP]

DH: Oh! Did you see that incredible suplex tecnique, Jose?

JI: Si si.

[While Duncan rebelts himself, Ward is not done with the suplexing. He yanks the Kid to his feet and hooks his head and then.. SNAP VERTICAL SUPLEX!]

DH: Fantastic suplex technique, Jose. Angus is a MASTER of suplexes. It is a pleasure to watch him suplex this filthy mongrel creature.

[Outside the ring, the Duke applauds his Monarchy team mate as Ward plants the goat themed figher with another suplex, a Side Belly to Belly Suplex! Angus goes for the cover but Loco scrambles in and pulls the Englishman off of the Kid. Phillips complains outside the ring while Rey goes back to the apron. Ward yells some insults about Loco's mask and then as he goes to grab the Kid...]

AW: EEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[HUGE POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: The Kid is BITING Ward's hand!

DH: Does this mean he has rabies now?

JI: Didn't we do that joke on the first episode?

[Angus gets his hand away and he hops around in place while holding the hand. The Kid takes that opportunity to grab the belt buckle on Ward's belt and, you know it, UNDOES IT!]

[BIG POP]

DH: NO! Not that ag-

[As the Kid rolls away with Ward's belt in his hands...]

*DROP*

[HUMILIATION POP]

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[As the VL Arena laughs at him, Ward trips over his falling pants and awkwardly scrambles to his corner to tag in Taylor. The Kid rolls over to his corner and sits up in the corner as Duncan scrambles into the ring and charges at the small masked man. But not before the Canadian tags in Loco who comes flying in catching Taylor with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE!]

[BIG POP]

DH: None of this should be happening, Jose! That creature should have been disqualified already!

[As Duncan holds his face, stunned from the blow, the Kid rolls over and...]

[GIANT POP]

JI: Oh dear..

DH: How can this be legal, Jose? COMO?!!!

[Oh yeah, the Kid now has BOTH men's belts. He rolls out of the ring before Taylor can grab him in desperation. Loco laughs loudly at the poor man who scrambles to his feet in anger and charges wildly...]

*DROP*

[HAHAHHAHAHA]

JI: If the Monarchy had underwear endorsements then they should be raking in some money tonight.

DH: This is so unfair!

[Taylor stumbles over his falling pants and Loco takes that moment to go for LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP! The referee jumps into position..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[BIG POP]

[As a humiliated William Phillips clinches his teeth together angrily Fernando Rodriguez climbs in the ring.]

FR: Here are your winners.. REY DIABLO LOCO AND THE KID!

[The Kid, with both belts in his mouth, joins Loco in the ring and begins running the ropes back and forth with both belts firmly between his teeth. Rey applauds his partner's antics then points to Phillips and yells "Mano a Mano, Cabron!" The Duke shakes his head angrily at first but then a small smile comes over his face and he goes for a microphone while his partners try to hold their pants up with their hands with looks of total dismay on their faces.]

JI: Phillips has a microphone.

DH: No doubt to protest this travesty of justice, Jose!

[The Duke nods his head outside the ring and then points up at Loco in the ring.]

Duke: While, I would love to step inside the ring one-on-one with you and teach you a lesson.  It's in my best interest to inform you that you have indeed earned a match with me, but a _trios_ match!

[BOOS!]

Duke: That's right, Loco.  You have earned a match with all three of us.  You just have to find two people backstage dumb enough to team up with you.

[Loco shakes his head angrily and curses more in Spanish, all aimed at Phillips.]

Duke: So congratulations on your hard fought victory.  I can guarantee you that you won't be so lucky next time.

[With that Phillips heads to the back with his partners struggling behind him as they have to hold their pants up with their hands. The veteran luchador kicks at the ropes and shakes his head in frustration.]

JI: What a coward the Duke is proving himself to be!

DH: COWARD! How dare you insult him like that, Jose!

JI: The man is going back on his word to avoid a fight against-

DH: (interrupting) Oy! Phillips never said specifically beforehand what kind of match Loco could gain through victory, Jose. What you are saying about him is slander and lies!

JI: I guess technically you are correct..

DH: YAY! A victory for semantics!

JI: Amigos, we have to take a commercial break but we will be back!

[One more shot of a frustrated Loco before cutting to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then to commercials.]

[This episode I'm a little blank for commercial inspiration so... actual commercials! https://youtu.be/u8wk8Z93AQo ]

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and we cut to outside the VL Arena where on one of the streets we see various food carts and vendors set up and selling various wares to Viva Lucha fans. Two figures stick out above all the others hustling about because we recognzie them and one of them is waving a green glowing wand around. The wand waving one is a caucasian man with white hair and wearing a long black cape with a black suit, white shirt and gray bow tie under it. The other is a caucasian woman with curly blonde hair and wearing a green button up blouse that is left quite unbuttoned to show off a bit too much cleavage and a tight maroon mini-skirt with black leggings and brown boots on. She also has an annoyed look on her face, which surprises no one because she is Mary Sue and the goofy man she follows is her charge, Professor Where.]

PW: It really was something my dear! I can't believe we made it out of there alive.

[She nods sadly.]

MS: There is some truth to that with how useless you appear to be in the ring.

[The Professor spins around and furrows his eyebrows at his manager.]

PW: Oh come now, Mary. Not this again!

[She flashes an incredulous look at him.]

MS: Yes! Yes this again, Professor!

[He spins back around and shakes his head as he knows the lecture is coming again.]

MS: If you would put as much time into your training as you do into these wild goose chases over uncovering the evil plans of the Cyborg Kingdom then you could actually win a match!

[The Professor stops to look at a plate of tacos a fan walking by is carrying.]

PW: Excuse me, those look wonderful! Where did you get those?

[The fan nods his head towards a particular food cart.]

Fan: Got 'em at the Taco Libre stand.

[The Professor's eyes go wide with excitement while Mary Sue has a look of disgust on her face.]

PW: Taco Libre?!

Fan: Yeah.

PW: Any good?

Fan: Pretty good, chief.

[With that the fan moves on, leaving the Professor with a goofy look on his face.]

PW: Well, well!

[Mary Sue throws her hands up in the air.]

MS: For God's sake, Professor!

[He spins around to face Mary.]

PW: What?

MS: Tacos?

PW: Yes!

MS: Now?!

PW: Sure!

MS: You don't need tacos, Professor! You need to train!

[The Professor runs his hand through his hair, thinks about it and then flashes a smile at Mary.]

PW: Hear me out, Mary.

[She crosses her arms and waits for his explanation with an irritated look on her face.]

PW: You have been doing such a good job of watching over my wrestling career here in Viva Lucha and making sure I get all the training you say I need...

MS: You DO need-

[He cuts her off.]

PW: And we WILL train, my dear. I promise we will! We will train and I will get that big victory and then we'll uncover the Cyborg Kingdom's evil plan and everything will be incredible. BUT.. Before we do that.. Let me reward you for all your hard work so far and also to make it up to you after the trouble I got us in last time.

MS: With tacos?

[He flashes a goofy smile.]

PW: Oh, not just any tacos, Mary!

[He puts his hand on her back gently and walks her up to the food cart and makes a big sweeping motion at it's sign.]

PW: TACO LIBRE TACOS!

[Mary makes a face.]

MS: What is so special about...

[She stops, losing her train of thought because she spies something..]

MS: Hey...

[The Professor nods his head excitedly.]

PW: Now you get it, right? They're not just ANY tacos!

[She flashes a glare at him.]

MS: Not that, Professor.

[He flashes a confused look.]

PW: Ah...

MS: Look! Don't you recognize him?

PW: Recognize who?

MS: Him!

[She points to inside the Taco Libre food cart and we get another shot zooming in to show..]

PW: OH!

[Before we can see who is in the cart a hand pulls the Professor away from the truck.]

PW: What the..?!

"There you are!"

[The Professor spins around to find the former Mascara de Oro, Miguel Villa Lobos, with an intense expression on his face.]

PW: It's you! You're the one who saved us from the Cyborg Kingdom!

MVL: Si, si. I have been looking all over for you.

[Mary Sue comes to the Professor's side.]

MS: You've been looking for him?!

MVL: Si, senorita. I have an urgent need of the good Professor.

[She can not believe what she is hearing while Where has an elated smile on his face.]

PW: Oh, don't tell me! Let me guess! ...

[An awkward moment passes as the Professor builds up with excitement before..]

PW: You need me to help you fight the Cyborgs and the Robots!

[A smile flashes on Villa Lobos face.]

MVL: Si!

[Mary Sue's mouth is agape in a look of utter disbelief.]

MS: You have to be kidding me!

MVL: Oh no, senorita. One of mi amigos was taken out by the Robots and now I need someone to join my group in the war against the Cyborgs and the Robots.

[Villa Lobos pats the Professor on the shoulder.]

MVL: You will say "yes", no? Us humans must band together to fight against the Robots and Cyborgs.

[A serious look comes over the Professor's face.]

PW: Oh! Wait.. I'm.. I'm not a hu-

[He stops himself before blurting out some revelation. Where turns to look at the stunned Mary Sue and then Villa Lobos and then he shakes his head and flashes a huge smile.]

PW: I mean, OF COURSE!

[He VIGOROUSLY shakes Villa Lobos' hand.]

PW: Of course I will join you in fighting the Cyborgs and Robots!

[Villa Lobos nods his head with a smile and motions with his head.]

MVL: Come then, compadre! We have much to plan.

[The Professor nods his head and then turns to Mary.]

PW: I'm sorry, Mary. I'm going to have to give you a rain check on those tacos.

[He gives her a nod and then follows Miguel off screen. Mary Sue shakes her head and looks up in the sky.]

MS: A war?! Against Cyborgs and Robots?! What have we gotten into now!

[She follows after them off screen and we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and commercials.]

[Again, a real commercial! https://youtu.be/OKoxQFiUSb0 ]

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and we cut to the announce table with Jose and Diego.]

JI: Welcome back, amigos. Up next we have quite a treat for all of you because it is the debut of a very storied trios team from Mexico. This team held the Origami Lucha Libre Trios Championships a few years ago and have been stars everywhere they've been in the world. And now.. they're here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Blegh! I hate these guys.

JI: Let's go to the ring!

[Fernando and his crazy tuxedo are in the ring with the microphone.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a trios match scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring is the team of SUPPER MAN, BAG MAN and.. WANDER WOAH MAN!

[The crowd laughs at the absurd trio in the ring. Supper Man is caucasian with short black hair, overweight and is wearing a long sleeve blue shirt with a red "S" on the chest. He also has on red trunks with blue trunks underneath and red boots. His shirt is not big enough and thus his belly is exposed. Bag Man is wearing a dark blue bag over his head with eye holes cut out. He also has a gray body suit with dark blue trunks, boots and cape. A yellow belt finishes the ensemble. Wander Woah Man is a tanned man with bleached blonde hair that is kind of long with a gold colored tiara in his hair. He is wearing a red tank top with a yellow "W" on the chest, blue trunks with white five pointed stars all over them, nude colored panty hose and red high heeled boots.]

DH: Jose...

JI: Before you say anything, Diego, know that these three have been working as a team all over North America for the last three years in various independent promotions and have a decent following on social media where they sometimes perform as a three piece band.

DH: ... QUE?!

[Before this conversation can continue, music erupts over the PA,(this music: https://youtu.be/0BsSDtvXFwI ), and the crowd jumps to their feet as a unique group of masked men make their way out towards the ring.]

FR: And their opponents, TERROR BIRD MAGMA, LIZARD MAN WILD, SASQUATCH ZERO.. They are... ALL MONSTER ATTACK!

[HUGE CRYPTID LUCHA POP as the famous trio makes their way to the ring. Terror Bird Magma is the smallest of the three and has a red and orange mask and gear that is based around a monster bird gimmick. Lizard Man Wild is slightly taller and bigger than Magma, and has a green lizard mask and gear. Towering over them is the six feet six inch tall Sasquatch Zero who is in a sasquatch themed mask and outfit. The trio climb into the ring and strike monster poses as the crowd GO NUTS!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: So we have been terrorized by that awful goat creature again earlier and now.. MORE monsters?!

JI: It is going to be alright, Diego.

DH: It is going to be nightmares is what it is going to be!

[A gray masked referee is in the ring and he checks everyone then calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Trios Match: Tecnicos: All Monster Attack (Sasquatch Zero, Lizard Man Wild & Terror Bird Magma) vs Rudos: Supper Man, Bag Man & Wander Woah Man **********************************************************

[Lizard Man Wild starts off against Bag Man. He goes to the middle of the ring to lock up and Bag Man looks him up and down and then points to his chest and says..]

"I'm Bag Man!"

[And then he launches into a lock up but Lizard Man Wild quickly transitions into an arm bar before tripping his opponent down and...]

*BNK*

[CARAMBA! The feed goes to a black screen! What happened to the fight?! This is called "Technical Difficulties" that I couldn't come up with a sufficient "Plan B" for. So, let's say the feed is down for a few minutes and when it comes back we're into commercials!]

[Guess what? Another real commercial! https://youtu.be/vT2NE_VbFmQ ]

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then to a screen full of static and LOUD white noise!]

*ZSHZSHZSHZSH*

[Suddenly we see black and white footage of Fury crushing Ruben De La Red in a corner, all in slow motion with distorted backward noises.]

*WSHAWSHAWSHAWSHA*

[Cut to zoomed in black and white footage of Fury roaring!]

*RRRRRGHHHHH*

[Next slow motion black and white footage of Fury laying waste to De La Red's face with clubbing forearm smashes. Each impact rattling the poor man's face!]

*WSHAWSHAWSHAW*

[Jose's voice cuts through the noise.]

JI: Fury is BRUTALIZING this young man!

[Cut to more b&w footage of Fury stomping around the ring and roaring.]

*RRRRRRRNNGHHHHHHHH*

[Cut to b&w slowed down footage of Fury hitting his Leg Trap Chokeslam on Ruben and the INCREDIBLE impact it has on the poor victim!]

*WSHAWSHAWSHAW*

JI: CARAMBA! HE'S KILLED DE LA RED!

DH: We may have a NEW El Martinete!

[Cut to Fury throwing his arms back and ROARING with total rage as the white noise begins to fill the airwaves once again and static creeps back into the screen but now with red text on the screen reading:]

"FURY RETURNS"

[We cut to footage filmed earlier in the day because the VL Arena is completely empty of fans and in the ring are two chairs with two figures inside them. On the left is Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, the boss, dressed in a dark gray suit with a black button up shirt underneath and an evil smile on his mustached face. On the right is a vision of impossible beauty, the hottest woman walking the earth, TLL & VL interviewer known the wrestling world over as the woman who gets the scoop, Maria Juarez, dressed in a cream colored dress that hugs her curves every which way they can. Her radiant smile greets us.]

MJ: Hola, everyone, and welcome to my special sit down interview with our boss here in Viva Lucha, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza! Hola, boss, and thank you for doing this interview.

[Carranza shrugs with a smug smile.]

EGC: De nada, Maria.

MJ: Señor Carranza, the-

[Emanuel cuts her off with a raised hand.]

EGC: Maria, Maria! Please.. Call me boss.

[She nods her head.]

MJ: OK. So, Boss..

[He nods his head with a smile.]

MJ: Our fans have had many questions about you and about Viva Lucha.

EGC: Oh do they?

MJ: Indeed they do, Boss. So I would like to appease their curiosities with putting some of these questions to you for their benefit.

[Maria turns to the camera and gives a..]

*WINK*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER!]

[Carranza chuckles and shrugs.]

EGC: Well let's not keep the paying public waiting, Maria. Ask away.

[She nods.]

MJ: Let's start with you.

EGC: Me?

MJ: Our fans do not know much about you. What is your story, boss?

[He ponders this a moment while rubbing his chin then he flashes a sly smile.]

EGC: Pass.

MJ: Pass?

EGC: Si, Maria. Next question.

MJ: But, the fans want to know about you.

EGC: My life story is not important in regards to Viva Lucha, Maria. If you have questions about decisions or policies of mine here, we can talk about it. But my history, it is none of theirs or your business. So, like I said, Maria.. Next question.

[Maria looks a bit deflated at that response but she motions with her hand.]

MJ: Alright then, let's talk about some of your actions so far here in Viva Lucha. Last time, Not OK Boss used El Martinete on Manuel Ramirez. We know now that Ramirez will be out of action for around three months because of the injury to his neck.

[Carranza looks a bit rapturous as he relives the moment in his head.]

MJ: Boss, you not only did not discipline Not OK Boss and the Robot Kingdom any punishment for this action but.. You seemed to ENDORSE this violent action with your applause! What do you have to say about your behavior?

[Emanuel shoots Maria an amused look and raises the palms of his hands in the air.]

EGC: Wait, do I have to answer to you and the fans about what I do, Maria?

MJ: Well...

[He holds up a finger.]

EGC: Look, I believe in a certain code when it comes to battles in the ring, Maria. Kill or be killed. That is the nature of survival. That is the essence of war. That is my vision of lucha libre. If Manuel Ramirez did not want to get his neck injured then he should not have joined a side in a war between humans, robots and cyborgs. I am not going to punish Not OK Boss for showing not just Manuel but this ring..

[Carranza points to the canvas their chairs are sitting upon.]

EGC: MY ring.. The ULTIMATE respect! That robot king paid a soldier in an opposing army the highest of honors by taking him seriously enough to put him out of action. If you and our fans had REAL respect for the lucha libre going on in this ring then all of you would have joined me in applauding his robotic highness. Maybe it is all of you that should be answering for your behavior for disrespecting such a noble gesture to the beautiful act of lucha libre that took place last time.

[Maria is taken aback, she looks flustered, which we have NEVER seen before! But she recovers and carries on.]

MJ: Well, what about accusations that you are on a quest to take the JPWF Women's World Championship off of the reigning champion, Meiko Yamazaki.

[Carranza shrugs while making an incredulous face.]

EGC: What?! Where is the proof of such a "quest", Maria?

MJ: You had her defend her championship against an opponent she was not prepared for and in a what seemed to be taking advantage of her kind nature, it was her former best friend Megumi Kosaka.

[He shakes his finger and his head while leaning forward in his seat.]

EGC: No, no, no, Maria. Listen.. I have no problems with Meiko Yamazaki as a person. There is nothing I have done or plan to do involving her that is done out of any malice or ill will towards her.

MJ: Yet your actions seem to clearly say that you want her to lose that storied championship.

[Carranza chuckles and shakes his head.]

EGC: Maria, you are supposed to be such a good journalist. You are supposed to be the one that gets the scoop, right? Yet, you do not LISTEN to me. How can you report any big news if you do not listen?

[She looks confused.]

EGC: What did I say earlier, Maria? In this ring I expect a certain code to be followed when it comes to lucha libre. You yourself, Maria, said just a moment ago that Meiko has a "kind nature". Now, if I wanted someone to take out on a date for a meal and a movie, that would be desirable characteristic. But, I am not looking for someone to take out on a date. No. I want the best fighters from all over the world to pay the ulimate tribute to this ring and to the "storied championship", as you put it, that is fought over inside it.

MJ: If you dislike her as a fighter so much, why do business with her?

[Emanuel rolls his eyes.]

EGC: Maria! Catch up, why don't you, eh! I have an incredible love and appreciation for historic championships. All that history!

[EGC bites his lip and has almost a lustful look on his face.]

EGC: It.. Well.. It's simply irresistible! I want that incredible championship to be fought for here in my arena and for our fans. If Meiko would get more aggressive.. Get in line with my vision of fighting.. Well.. It could be very beautiful! But..

[He shrugs dismissively.]

EGC: She is what she is and that is why on our next show there will be another surprise challenger waiting for her.

[Maria's eyes go wide with excitement.]

MJ: Really? We will have another JPWF Women's World Championship match here on our next episode?

[He nods with a smug smile.]

EGC: Yes, Maria. Next episode of Viva Lucha, our main event will be a match for the JPWF Women's World Championship.

MJ: Who will be challenging Meiko Yamazaki for the title?

[Carranza chuckles while shaking his head.]

EGC: Like everyone else, including Meiko Yamazaki, you will have to wait and find out next time, Maria.

[Juarez searches for a clue in the boss' face but can find none so she continues.]

MJ: Speaking of championships, so far we have seen the Tradicion Lucha Libre's International Light Heavyweight Championship defended here along with the before mentioned JPWF Women's World Championship. Our fans are curious, will Viva Lucha have it's own championships or will it only be championships created elsewhere?

[Emanuel pauses, thinks it over then gives Maria a sly smile.]

EGC: Oh, Maria. After another scoop eh? Heh. Nice.

[He leans forward closer towards Maria.]

EGC: You, Maria, are a spectacular beauty!

[EEEE! She is taken aback while Carranza looks her over.]

EGC: There may not be another woman anywhere in the world who can match your beauty. If I was an ordinary man I would tell you ANYTHING.. Give up all my secrets.. Just to be in your presence. But..

[He leans back with a huge cheshire cat smile.]

EGC: I have a "thing" for shiny objects.  

[Maria is relieved that she is not the object of his interests.]

EGC: No, Maria, not even someone as lovely as you will pry that answer out of me right now as I sit here in this interview. But I will give you something, Maria, so you do not leave empty handed...

[He leans forward again.]

EGC: Next episode, in front of all our fans everywhere, right here inside my ring.. I will make an announcement that is going to get EVERYONE talking!

*WINK*

[SHUDDER! The Boss gave an EVIL wink to Maria which sends chills through her in a creepy way and thus sends chills through us in that way.]

MJ: Th-thank you for your time, boss.

EGC: It was my pleasure.

[He chuckles as we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and head to commercials.]

[For the last time, I promise, a real commercial! https://youtu.be/LHt1ercsR44 ]

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and back to inside the VL Arena and the announce table where Jose and Diego await us.]

JI: Welcome back, amigos, and Diego.. WHAT a scoop Maria got in that interview! Next episode we will get a huge announcement from our boss that may be about possible championships here in Viva Lucha!

DH: We really do not know what it will be about, Jose, but I feel much like you, that it will be about Viva Lucha Championships!

JI: Next episode we will all find out together what the boss has in store for us but now it is time for our main event! Let's go to Fernando up in the ring!

[We cut to Fernando and his crime against humanity outfit, all inside the ring.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall and is.. OUR MAIN EVENT!

[BIG POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/_PCypl8YANU ), and from the back out walk two luchadors. One is very thin but taller than most light heavyweights and is dressed in a Frankenstein's monster themed mask and gear. He is also waving a yardstick around in the air. The other is shorter but stockier and has long black hair, dark purple gear and white face paint giving him a vampire appearance.]

FR: Coming down to the ring, here are VAMPIRO SUAREZ and EL PROFE DE MONSTRUOSO THE THIRD!

[The two try to frighten fans with scary poses and faces as they make their way to the ring.]

JI: In Mexico this pair, along with the injured Nieto de Puma Negro, make up the stable known as Classic Monsters. All of them third generation luchadors.

DH: Vampiro Suarez is the grandson of Vampiro Sanchez and El Profe is the third in a line of his namesake.

[They climb into the ring and strike scary monster poses as their music fades.]

FR: And, their opponents...

[A pause and then music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and fans JUMP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: Introducing first, from Costa Rica.. Here is....POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[Fans POP BIG TIME as the young Costa Rican in the crocodile themed mask walks out from the back, pats the Costa Rican flag tattoo on his chest over his heart before throwing his arms into the air and yells..]

"PURA VIDA!"

[HUGE POP]

JI: What a response for this young man who made quite a splash on our radar with that match against Señor Cloak Dos from our first show!

DH: Meh. Crocodile boy is lucky to be here, Jose. He has not proven himself at all. Not to me at least.

[PCZ gives out high fives to the fans as he makes his way to ringside and then his music fades and the fans LOSE THEIR MINDS because another bit of music, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), plays over the PA!]

FR: And his partner, from Parts Unknown, here is... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[GIGANTIC ROOF SHAKING POP as from the back walks out the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion, the man in the black mask and tights with cherry colored boots and cherry colored "SCII" on his forehead along with cherry colored eye visors.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD pats his chest to show the fans he appreciates their chants and then makes his way towards the ring, giving out high fives, hand shakes, embraces and touching his masked head to the masked heads of young fans wearing replica masks of his.]

JI: This is going to be very interesting, Diego. As you and me saw in Tradicion Lucha Libre recently, this man was challenging Not OK Boss for the Mexican Light Heavyweight Championship in an INCREDIBLE match. He appeared to be on his way to winning but we will never know because El Profe de Monstruoso the third got involved and cost him the match.

DH: That is one way of looking at it, Jose. I think the King of all Robots was going to pull off that win no matter what happened.

[Dos joins PCZ at ringside, gives him a handshake and an embrace. They nod their heads then look up at their opponents in the ring and then they both scramble under the bottom rope and pop up to their feet and strike super hero poses which results in...]

[HOLY MOLY EAR SPLITTING MONSTER POP]

[The referee with the black mask is in the ring and looks at both teams while Fernando climbs out of the ring.]

JI: Let us not forget, Diego, that our boss told El Profe that if he impresses him in this match then he will be rewarded a shot at Señor Cloak Dos and his International Light Heavyweight Championhip under whatever stipulations that Monstruoso may want.

DH: And we also know, Jose, that impressing our boss can only be done with one for sure thing.

JI: What is that?

DH: VIOLENCE!

[The black masked referee gives PCZ & SCD a thorough going over as he looks for weapons. After quite a bit of searching he lets them know he will be watching them for shenanigans. Then he goes over to the Classic Monsters, looks at them and nods his head and gives a thumbs up and calls for the bell.] ********************************************************** Main Event: Tag Team Match: Tecnicos: Señor Cloak Dos & Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora vs Rudos: El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd & Vampiro Suarez ********************************************************** *DING*

[POP]

JI: This match is now officially underway and ah.. Diego did you notice a difference between how the official checked both teams for weapons?

DH: No. I did not.

JI: Hmm..

[Dos insists on starting against El Profe so PCZ goes out to the ring apron, as does Vampiro Suarez, and both SCD and Monstruoso charge at one another. They lock up aggressively and shove each other around before el Profe shoves Dos away. They glare at one another then go to lock up again. Monstruoso reaches down, grabs SCD's legs as he rushes in and pushes him to the canvas off balance. The International Light Heavyweight Champion kips up to his feet so Monstruoso grabs him by the mask and snap mares Dos over onto the canvas. But SCD snatches a grab of el Profe's arm and kips up once again then throws the rudo over with a hip toss! El Profe rolls to the ropes and sits up while making a time out signal.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Señor Cloak Dos giving El Profe de Monstruoso more than he can handle early on!

DH: QUE?! El Profe had Dos where he wanted him until that goof pulled his mask!

[The black masked official jumps in between the two luchadores and motions aggressively for Dos to move away from Monstruoso. Of course SCD walks back with his arms in the air while el Profe pulls himself up to his feet and rubs his arm a bit. The two luchadors circle each other a bit and then they lunge into a lock up! El Profe grabs ahold of SCD's right arm and tries to flip the luchador over his hip onto the canvas but Dos lands on his feet and grabs a hold of his foe's arm and once more tosses him over onto the canvas, this time with an arm drag takedown!]

[POP]

JI: The speed of SCD is incredible.

DH: If only he would use it to get out of the ring and not force us to watch him.

[The third el Profe de Monstruoso scrambles to his feet, enraged at being tossed to the canvas again, and wildly charges for a lock up. Dos easily slaps on a sideheadlock but his opponent pushes him against the ropes and whips him across the ring, and off of him, breaking the side headlock. SCD runs off the ropes with incredible speed and el Profe is barely able to drop down and avoid his charge. Dos leaps over him but when he hits the ropes Vampiro Suarez is there to hit a kick to the back, catching the luchador off guard and sending him to the canvas!]

[BOOS]

JI: That was a cheap shot!

DH: There are no such things as cheap shots here, Jose! Did you not listen to our boss earlier?

[Monstruoso scrambles onto SCD, pull him up from behind while Suarez leaps over the ropes and into the ring. Vampiro goes for an open handed chop to the chest.. but Dos scrambles free and out of the way and Suarez only manages to make contact with his leader!]

[BIG POP]

JI: The speed of Dos once again causing problems for the Classic Monsters.

DH: At least we agree that Dos is nothing but a problem.

[Vampiro is HORRIFIED at striking his leader and spins around to attack Dos but the luchadore charges at him. Suarez ducks to avoid an attack so SCD leaps ONTO his back and then hops off of his back and onto the shoulders of el Profe de Monstruoso who he then tosses over with a HURRICANRANA THROW!]

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: He grabbed the mask again! What a cheater!

JI: If he really had done that you would be praising him, Diego.

DH: Me praise cheating? Never!

[Monstruoso rolls out of the ring while his partner looks around confused but soon Suarez is FLYING because PCZ hops onto the top turnbuckle and flies off the top, lands on Vampiro's shoulders and THROWS HIM OVER WITH A HURRICANRANA THROW that sends the rudo rolling out of the ring to the floor outside to join his leader!]

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Both Classic Monsters are outside the ring...

DH: Oh no. I think I know what is about to happpen.

[SCD & PCZ nod at each other as their opponents get to their feet outside the ring. Then they run off the ropes and then... STEREO OVER THE ROPES TOPE CON HILOS!]

[OH MY GOD PLANCHA POP]

JI: PLANCHAAAA! STEREO PLANCHAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE! TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOOOO! PLANCHAAAAAAAA!

DH: Calmate, Jose. Calmate.

[Dos & Zarzamora roll back inside the ring and strike super hero poses!]

[HUGE POP]

DH: BLEGH!

JI: Listen to this crowd get behind these two! What a connectiont hey have with our fans and look at how good their teamwork is!

DH: We will see, Jose.

[They high five and the referee motions that it counts as a tag so they shrug and Dos goes out onto the apron. Vampiro Suarez scrambles into the ring and tries to catch Zarzamora off guard with a low aimed dropkick but the Costa Rican leaps over the incoming face painted foe and does a tumble roll to his feet. El Profe scrambles onto the apron in his corner as Suarez rushes over and gives Pocho a shoulder bump which sends the masked man back a step near the corner where Monstruoso reaches over and CHOPS the Costa Rican on the back of neck!]

[BOOS]

JI: Another cheap sho-

DH: No such thing, Jose! Get with the program!

[PCZ stumbles forward a few steps while Suarez charges at Dos in his corner. SCD leaps over the ropes and when Vampiro lunges at him the International Light Heavyweight champion catches him and props the blood drinker themed rudo onto the top turnbuckle. Monstruoso leaps in to attack Cocodrilo but the Costa Rican hits him with a SIDE KICK, sending el Profe crashing against the turnbuckles! Dos then calls out to his partner and the Costa Rican charges at him. SCD gets ready and gives PCZ his hands to step up on then TOSSES his partner over his shoulders and the Costa Rican lands on the 2nd turnbuckle and prepares to leap onto Suarez but the rudo poks him in the eyes!]

[BOOS]

[SCD doesn't see this because he charges at El Monstruoso in the opposite corner. El Profe bends over and goes to backdrop Dos over the ropes but SCD lands on the apron, leaps onto the top rope and leaps off with a somersault onto el Profe's shoulders.. but Monstruoso CATCHES him and tosses him back first INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!]

[BOOS]

DH: Ha! Now praise the speed exhibited when he hit the corner!

JI: I doubt that was on purpose, Diego.

DH: WHAT SPEED DOS SHOWED IN HITTING THE CORNER! WHAT SPEED!

JI: *sighs*

[Suarez kicks the blinded Zarzamora off the turnbuckles to the canvas and then leaps off with a LEG DROP off the top!]

[BOOS]

JI: The tide has turned here in this match.

DH: Por su puesto, Jose! Goody two shoes and crocodile boy are no match for third generation rudos!

[Dos rolls out of the ring clutching at his back while Monstruoso and Suarez both stomp at PCZ before yanking him up and both men ramming him backfirst into the turnbuckles. El Profe yells instruction to Suarez who charges in and hits a leaping forearm smash to the Costa Rican. Monstruoso follows in afterwards with a backwards leaping elbow! El Profe then pulls the young masked man out of the corner and whips him to the ropes. When Zarzamora runs off the rope the Classic Monster catches him and spins him around in the air and hits a backbreaker! He holds the Costa Rican over his knee and shouts orders to Suarez. Vampiro runs off the ropes and hits a running DROPKICK to the side of Zarzamora's head!]

[DOUBLE TEAM HEEL POP]

DH: FANTASTICO! RUDO RUDO RUDO!

JI: This referee is letting a lot of double teaming go on unchecked here..

[Zarzamora grabs his head and flails around in pain as he rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope. The official gives the two rudos a little applause..]

[BOOS AT THE REF]

JI: Hey!

DH: I am glad we have at least one good referee here in Viva Lucha.

[Then Dos rolls back inside the ring only to be met with stomps from both opponents. Both rudos pull SCD off the canvas and whip him to the ropes. Suarez goes for a scissors leg tackle, tripping the masked man, and el Profe catches Dos with a KICK to the chest on his way down!]

[BIG BOOS]

DH: Look at the SPEED Dos used in falling into that kick!

JI: Oh brother.

DH: I am not your brother, Jose. You WISH you were part of the Hernandez family!

[The International Light Heavyweight champion once again rolls out of the ring while Monstruoso yells scary sounding things about "detention" at him. PCZ rolls back into the ring only to be met with stomps and chops to the chest. The Classic Monsters pull him up to his feet, whip him to the ropes and catch him with a DOUBLE KNIFE EDGED CHOP, sending the Costa Rican down to the canvas!]

JI: Classic Monsters have a firm grasp on this match.

DH: No surprise. Rudos rule, Jose!

[They pull Pocho up to his feet again and whip him to the ropes once more, but this time they follow closely behind him. As the Costa Rican hits the ropes both rudos dive to the canvas and under the bottom ropes and each grab ahold of his legs and cause Zarzamora to fall down face first! He doesn't have long to recover because both rudos drag him out of the ring forcefully and fling him off the apron to fall onto the floor outside face first yet again!]

[BOOS]

DH: OOH! Make boots out of crocodile boy, he is done!

JI: Really, Diego?

DH: There is not a lot of gags about crocodiles, Jose. Give me a break!

[El Profe and Vampiro strike monster poses as the fans boo them. Dos stumbles over towards them to help his partner but both rudos sieze upon him in a hurry, throwing hard shots at the luchador. They drag him back inside the ring and whip him off the ropes before going for a double clothesline but Dos ducks! Both rudos look at each other confused while SCD runs off the ropes and charges at them. They spin around and try for a DOUBLE HIP TOSS.. But Dos hooks their arms to brace himself and land his feet on the top rope and then propel himself back over and away from them as he runs to ropes again! Suarez rushes at him with a wild swing but SCD ducks and hops onto the top rope and springboards off, twists in the air and lands on the shoulders of el Profe and TOSSES HIM OVER WITH A HURRICANRANA sending the rudo out of the ring!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: WHAT AGILITY BY DOS!

DH: He pulled that mask again he... AIEEE!

[As Zarzamora hops onto the ring apron, Dos sprints with his incredible speed and BLASTS Suarez with a dropkick that sends him FLYING through the ropes to the floor outside. PCZ hops up onto the top turnbuckle and... FLIES OFF THE TOP ONTO SUAREZ ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE WITH A MOONSAULT!]

[HOLY MOLY PLANCHA POP]

JI: MOONSAULT PLANCHAAA! MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP PLANCHAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DH: EGADS!

[SCD motions to the fans then runs towards the corner, hops onto the 2nd turnbuckles then springs off of that onto top rope a few feet away from the corner and leaps off.. SKYTWISTER PRESS PLANCHA ONTO EL PROFE!]

[SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY HEAVENS ABOVE GIANT POP]

JI: SKYTWISTER PLANCHAAAAAA! OH MY GOD SKYTWISTER PLANCHAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[With the fans going NUTS, both PCZ and SCD roll back in the ring and both run to different corner and motion to the fans!]

[SUPER GIANT HUGE POP]

DH: BLEGH!

[The black masked ref shakes his head then begins admonishing both SCD & PCZ for.. Wait for it.... Leaping off the ropes too much.]

[BOOS AT THE REFEREE]

JI: This referee can NOT be serious!

DH: He is only enforcing the rules fairly, Jose. I thought you were a supporter of such behavior?

[El Profe yells with rage and motions for Suarez to get in the ring. Vampiro, in a bit of a daze, follows his orders and rolls into the ring and charges at Zarzamora. The Costa Rican does a BACK FLIP off the turnbuckles, and over the rudo, and lands on his feet in the ring. Suarez spins around only to eat a dropkick which sends him into the corner in a seated position. PCZ stops, motions to the fans then charges at the corner... ]

[HUGE POP]

JI: TICO BUSTER!

[Aka Bronco Buster to Suarez in the corner! Monstruoso is so upset by this he scrambles into the ring and charges at PCZ but SCD cuts him off with a drop toe hold trip! Dos begins to go for LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP... But el Profe scrambles away and rolls out of the ring.]

JI: El Profe with a big time escape there.

DH: Especially since Dos always pulls the tights when he uses that.

JI: Again, Diego, if that was true you would be supporting him!

DH: And again, Jose, I would NEVER support such behavior!

[PCZ pulls Vampiro up, hooks his head then hops onto the 2nd rope and leaps off... TORNADO DDT!]

"ARRGGH!"

JI: What the?!

[El Profe lets out a guttural yell of RAGE and then grabs his yard stick and..]

ePdMt3: FIRE BAD!

[With that he scrambles into the ring and...]

*CRACK*

[BOOS]

[He BREAKS the yard stick over the back of Zarzamora! The black masked ref turns his back and gets onto the canvas and pretends to tie his shoes while whistling.]

[HUGE BOOS AT THE REFEREE]

JI: THIS IS UNREAL! Our official is LITERALLY turning his back on what is going on!

DH: The man has to tie his shoes, Jose! Show some charity! We all have to tie our shoes once in a while.

[Dos rushes over to go after Monstruoso but the rudo takes the broken yardstick and JABS it with all his force against the forehead of the luchador!]

[MASSIVE BOOS]

JI: AH DIOS! He tried to STAB Dos with that broken yardstick!

DH: I am pretty sure that Señor Cloak said something about his mother there. Totally justified!

[SCD rolls around holding his foreheard while el Profe gives crazy eyes. He then rolls out of the ring and yells at Fernando to move out of the way or face detention. Fernando runs like an Olympic sprinter.]

JI: Oh no! This is spinning out of control!

DH: You mean, it is getting good!

[El Profe grabs Fernando's chair then rolls back into the ring and as Zarzamora gets to his feet..]

*CRAKK*

[YIKES]

JI: HE JUST BLASTED ZARZAMORA WITH THAT CHAIR!

DH: And it was a GREAT hit!

[Suarez scrambles onto the downed Costa Rican and begins BITING HIS MASKED HEAD!]

[VAMPIRE POP/BOOS]

JI: HE'S BITING PCZ!

DH: I think I saw a packet of salsa in his mask, Jose. He just wants crocodile boy to share the salsa with everyone!

[Dos struggles to his feet only for Monstruoso to rush over..]

*CRACKKAKOWWW*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: This match has COMPLETELY broken down!

DH: I have not heard the bell ring though, Jose.

[Indeed, the black masked referee is standing there watching all of this and pondering what to do. Then el Profe lifts his chair into the air and screams..]

ePdMt3: FIRE BAD!

[And the official decides to run out of the ring and head to the back.]

[WE HATE YOU CROOKED OFFICIAL BOOS]

JI: UNBELIEVABLE! This official HAS to be fired!

DH: For having to use the restroom?! Did you forget how the human body functions, Jose?!

[El Profe grabs Dos and drags him out of the ring while Suarez has ripped open a portion of the top of Zarzamora's mask to give us view of the BLOOD flowing out of the Costa Rican's head as the Vampire BITES at the wound! Monstruoso meanwhile grabs SCD's head with both hand and rams the back of the luchador's head into the ring post as hard as he can!]

[NO NOT TO OUR HERO BOOS]

JI: We need security to come out here! We need it now! Something terrible is going to happen!

DH: I hope so!

[Dos holds the back of his head as he sits on the floor, leaning against the ring post. And that is when Monstruoso picks up that chair again and...]

*KLANGACRACKAKOW*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE KILLED OUR HERO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! HE SMACKED SENOR CLOAK DOS' HEAD INTO THE RING POST WITH THAT CHAIR!

DH: INCREDIBLE! MAGNIFICO! FANTASTICOOOOO!

[As the crowd goes INSANE booing, SCD slumps to the floor completely out cold and then el Profe begins to laugh before raising the dented chair up into the air and turning to the crowd to proclaim: ]

ePdMt3: CLASS DISMISSED!

[FURIOUS WE'LL KILL YOU BOOS RAIN DOWN]

JI: This is horrible!

DH: No! Jose, this is AMAZING! Our boss made a proclamation of what he wants to see and el Profe de Monstruoso has followed the edict and shown PROPER respect to the lucha libre our boss wants to see in his ring!

[Vampiro Suarez, with blood running down his chin, stands over the downed Zarzamora inside the ring while el Profe stands over the KO'd SCD outside the ring.]

JI: No one is going to buy those justifications, Diego! I'm sorry but we are running out of time, we will see you next time!

DH: RUDO RUDO RUDO!

[We get one last shot of the triumphant rudos before cutting to inside Carranza's office where we see the boss man watching the scenes from his window with a big smile on his face.]

EGC: Well, well.. That was impressive enough I'd say. Such.. Respect. Such beautiful respect for the lucha libre my arena and my ring deserve. It is just my thing which reminds me...

[Carranza closes the blinds on his office windows and walks over to his desk, sits down in his chair and pulls out his cell phone and makes a call.]

EGC: ...

[He waits and then.. a big smile.]

EGC: Hey! Yes! Of course it is me! You're biggest fan! ... Ha! ... Yes. Say.. I was just wanting to check up with you on how that special favor is going.

[Emanuel listens for a while, nodding his head from time to time. The smile not leaving his face.]

EGC: Oh? ... Really? ... Ha! ... Well, I have to say... I am pleased to hear that this project is still on track. ... Yes, I am very pleased to hear it! ... Well... Hey! You could not disappoint me, amigo! I am your biggest-

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

[Carranza shoots a glare at his door.]

EGC: What the hell..?! ... No! Someone was knocking at my door..

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

EGC: Hold on a moment...

[He moves the phone away from his head and..]

EGC: PISS OFF! I AM NOT TAKING ANY VISITORS AT THIS MOMENT!

...

[EGC rolls his eyes then returns to the phone.]

EGC: Sorry about that. ... Well you know how people can be! ... Ha! ... Yes. It comes with the territo-AH!

*SWISH*

[The door flies open and five shadows fall across the room. Carranza looks up with an incredulous look on his face.]

EGC: Has this world gone crazy?! OY! I said I am not taking visitors right now! Now get the HELL out of-

[The five figures spill into the office and close the door behind them. All five are wearing black hoodies that are zipped up and the hood also works as a mask, hiding their faces with a generic luchador mask design on them. Carranza looks at them nervously and then..]

EGC: Actually.. Let me call you at another time. Something has come up. ... Yeah. Later.

[He hangs up the call and nervously places the phone down while eyeing the five strangers.]

EGC: So.. Who are you guys?

[The figure on the furthest left unzips the mask part of the hoodie and reveals a caucasian woman with a Justin Bieber styled brown haircut. The figure on the furthest right unzips their mask to reveal a caucasian woman with a STUNNING face and long blonde hair. The figure to the left of the middle unzips their mask to reveal a young Caucasian woman with curly light brown hair. The figure to the right of the middle unzips their mask to reveal a tanned woman with wavy black hair. The middle figure, the tallest of them all steps forward.]

Middle Hoodie: Well first off, we're not guys.

[They unzip their mask and throw back their hood to reveal a young Japanese woman with blue colored hair and blue make up. We have not seen her with this hair color before but wrestling fans recognize her. They recognize all of them. So does Carranza.]

EGC: Juno Takayama?!

JT: That's right. We are the Class of 2010 and we want to fight in you arena!

[Harriett, Anna, Juno, Teresa and Valerie all flash smiles before the scene fades to black.]

(c)2015 EGC Inc & Tradicion Lucha Libre

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha Episode 02

[Scene fades to a shot inside of the VL Arena in El Centro, California. We are in fact way inside the arena, we are inside Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza's office! He is standing in front of a mirror in his office adjusting his dark blue shirt under his black suit when the lights begin to flicker.]

EGC: What the Hell?

*BNK*

[The office plunges into darkness as the lights go out.]

EGC: How is this happening?! This arena is brand new and I pay all my bil-

*BNK*

EGC: AGH!

[The lights come back on but that is not what startles the Viva Lucha boss. It's the image standing behind him now that the lights are back on. Standing right behind him is a masked man wearing a Frankenstein's monster theme mask and outfit and carrying a yard stick. Behind him is another man in a black puma themed mask and costume and another man with garish make up made out to look like a vampire. ASLL fans recognize them as El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd, El Nieto de Puma Negro and Vampiro Suarez!]

ePdMt3: Class is now in session.

EGC: Ah..

ePdMt3: Is that a pupil talking without raising his hand?!

[Carranza's eyes grow wide and he ponders this and nervously raises a hand.]

ePdMt3: ... You have a question?

EGC: Wh-what are you guys doing here?

[El Profe puts a hand on Carranza's shoulder and spins him around to face them and then drags him to the chair behind his desk and shoves the boss into the chair. The cronies set up blackboard while Monstruoso the 3rd pulls out some chalk from his pocket.]

ePdMt3: That is the subject of today's lesson. First, the problem that needs solving.

[El Profe turns to draw on the chalk board while Carranza looks around at this scene unfolding before him with disbelief. The masked monster draws an egg shape, gives it two eyes and a "SCII" on the top of it before turning to the boss.]

ePdMt3: Do you know who this is?

[Emanuel eyes the drawing and makes a face.]

EGC: Is it-

[El Profe raises his yard stick towards the boss.]

ePdMt3: Raise your hand!

[Carranza rolls his eyes then raises his hand.]

ePdMt3: Yes?

EGC: Is it Señor Cloak Dos?

ePdMt3: CORRECT!

[El Profe spins around back to the blackboard while Carranza lowers his hand and sighs, now becoming annoyed with this. The classic monster themed masked man draws a "+" symbol after the egg shape and then draws a circle with two circles on either side of it and some straight lines connecting them to resemble a championship belt.]

ePdMt3: Señor Cloak Dos plus the International Light Heavyweight Championship equals...

[He draws a "=" symbol and then a bunch of angled lines to create a layered spikey mess. Carranza tries to make sense of what he is seeing.]

EGC: .. Fire?!

[Vampiro Suarez and El Nieto de Puma Negro freeze in fear as El Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd begins to tremble and then he spins around.]

ePdMt3: ... Si!

[Carranza shrugs.]

EGC: How does he equal fire?

[El Profe lunges onto the desk and leans forward into Carranza's face, who jumps back.]

ePdMt3: BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD!!

[The boss eyes the masked monster with some fear for some moments before a smile begins to creep across his face and he leans back in his chair and he raises his hand in the air. El Profe sighs, releasing his built up explosion and motions towards the boss.]

ePdMt3: Yes?

EGC: You want the International Light Heavyweight Champion in the ring? Well, I can help with that, amigo!

[El Profe leans on his elbows on the desk, giving Carranza his total attention.]

EGC: Next show, you choose one of your amigos to team with you and I will put you in the MAIN EVENT against Señor Cloak Dos in a tag team match.

[The masked man ponders this and then Carranza holds up a finger.]

EGC: Impress me enough, maestro, and I will give you a match in the future for Cloak's International Light Heavyweight Championship with ANY rules, or lack of rules, that you want!

[El Profe stands up while looking at the floor and then he begins chuckling and then he turns to the chalkboard and draws a fire extinguisher blowing on the fire drawing before spinning around to face Carranza.]

ePdMt3: Well done, student! You get..

[El Profe reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gold star sticker which he places on Carranza's desk.]

ePdMt3: A Gold Star!

[Carranza looks at the sticker and chuckles before smiling and nodding his head.]

EGC: Gracias, maestro. I had a good teach-

*BNK*

[The lights go out.]

...

*BNK*

[When they return the blackboard and the wrestlers are nowhere to be seen. Carranza looks around the room before standing up out of his chair and going to his office window, looking out at the VL Arena.]

EGC: What the..

"CLASS DISMISSED!"

[Carranza jumps at the yell but there is no one there! He walks over to his mini-bar, pours himself some tequila then sits down at his desk and nods his head as we cut to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, CA and we pan over the excited crowd on hand, focusing on one particular section that has a predominantly Japanese contingent of female fans wearing orange and brown shirts and yelling something..]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[We make our way to the announce table where Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez await with big smiles on their faces.]

JI: Hola, amigos and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I am Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

DH: I am not just "Diego Hernandez", Jose. I am THE Diego Hernandez of the greatest family in the world!

JI: Yes. What a show we have for you tonight, amigos. We will be seeing the debut of The Fury later tonight and our very own Maria Juarez will have a special one on one interview with Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora who stole the show last week against Señor Cloak Dos.

DH: Pfft. Crocodile boy has not proven anything other than being a choker in a big match. He should not get to sit next to Maria!

JI: Well we WILL be seeing him with Maria later tonight but Diego, our BIG main event. Meiko Yamazaki defends the JPWF Women's World Championship agaisnt a mystery opponent of our boss' choosing.

DH: I still think it will be Señora Roja, Jose.

JI: Do you want to make another Dog Doo Brew bet over it?

DH: NO! BLEGH! NEVER AGAIN!!!!

[Suddenly music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4), and the crowd POPS when out from the back walks a Mexican man wearing a dark gray metallic robot themed mask, black tights with metallic gray kneepads and ring boots and he maybe has a gold crown on top of his head. Oh yeah, he's pretty familiar looking to ASLL fans...]

JI: THAT'S NOT OK BOSS!

DH: MADRE Y DIOS!

[The masked man, er.. I mean robot, looks around at the crowd then motions with his hand and from the back come two more Mexican men, both dressed in metallic silver gray robot themed masks and costumes. One has a "R1" on their masked forehead and the other a "R2" on masked forehead.]

DH: The Robot Kingdom are here, Jose! THE TAKE OVER IS BEGINNING! AIEEEEEEEE!

[Not OK Boss ignores the fans reaching out to touch him as he makes his way to the ring with his minions following him.]

JI: The Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion..

DH: And the King of all robots, Jose!

JI: ..Si, makes his way to the ring with the tag team, Hecho en Mexico, in tow. One wonders what he is doing here, I didn't hear anything about him being in Viva Lucha!

DH: I can only guess this has to do with Cyborg King showing up here last time, Jose.

[The King of all Robots climbs in the ring and orders his minions to take the microphone away from the insanely dressed ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez.]

DH: Where did Fernando find a lime colored tuxedo jacket, Jose?!

JI: Where did he find purple tuxedo pants!

DH: What about that chocolate colored vest?!

JI: Let us not ignore his yellow bow tie.

[Yes, Fernando is dressed insanely. He is also without his microphone which is now in the hands of the King of all robots.]

NOKB: .. So, humans of El Centro, California..

[BIG SELF POP]

NOKB: You cheer and bow down to the impure mix of robots and humans that parades around as some kind of king?!

[BIG POP]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Not OK Boss listens to the crowd. We can not see his eyes because of the eye visors on his mask but he does not seem too amused. Of course, the robot design of his mask never looks amused.]

NOKB: Foolish, illogical humans.

[BOOS]

NOKB: You cheer for him because of the accents of robotics he has. But it is I, the King of all Robots, you should cheer!

[BOOS]

NOKB: I am pure robotics. In time you will all be subjects under my rule of circuits and metal. Better to freely bow down to the Robot Kingdom than be subjugated by us!

[BIG BOOS]

[The king of all robots watches the crowd and prepares to speak more when... New music plays over the PA! (this music: https://youtu.be/1MSAjN2Iki8)]

[POP]

JI: Oh my.. Who can this be now?

DH: I am not su-OH NO!

[The crowd is surprisingly on Diego's side because.. THE MOST INTENSE BOOING WE HAVE HEARD IN THE INFANCY OF VIVA LUCHA SO FAR ENSUES!]

JI: That's Miguel Villa Lobos! The former Mascara de Oro!

DH: BLEGH!

[Indeed, Miguel Villa Lobos, the man who took Robot King's mask as Mascara de Oro in December of 2011 and then lost his own mask to Not OK Boss in December of 2012 walks out in his gold wrestling gear and with two others: Manuel Ramirez & John Maverick Jr!]

[MELT YOUR FACE OFF BOOS]

JI: This crowd is.. NOT a fan of Villa Lobos!

DH: I may have been wrong about these guys after all, Jose! Maybe they DO have good tastes!

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Villa Lobos and his amigos walk to the ring with another microphone already in his hands and they climb into the ring and face off against the Robot Kingdom.]

MVL: Hola, Viva Lucha!

[WE HATE YOU BOOS!]

JI: Wow!

DH: AMAZING!

[Villa Lobos is taken aback by this reaction and Ramirez speaks into his ear.]

JI: For those who don't know them, Manuel Ramirez is the grandson of lucha libre great Eduardo Ramirez and the nephew of both Fernando and Jose Ramirez. John Maverick Jr is a former two time FFN Pro Light Heavyweight Champion and son of long time ring veteran John Maverick who is still competing around the world in various promotions.

DH: Forget all of that, Jose. Look at Villa Lobos all shocked by the fans not loving him! IT IS AWESOME!

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Villa Lobos nods his head at Manuel then goes to speak.]

MVL: Not OK Boss! You crazy psycho!

[BOOS]

MVL: You can not expect these good people to cheer for you just because you demand them to!

[MEGA BOOS]

MVL: Humans will not just do whatever you robots or cyborgs tell us to do!

[SUPER BOOS]

Crowd: SCREW YOU HUMAN! LONG LIVE CYBORGS! SCREW YOU HUMAN! LONG LIVE CYBORGS!

[Villa Lobos is once again taken aback by the VISCERAL crowd reaction!]

JI: Wow! I have never seen this before!

DH: THIS IS AMAZING!

[Not OK Boss listens to the crowd then points at them.]

NOKB: I at least can agree with you humans of El Centro about the previously golden faced one.

[BIG POP]

NOKB: But your affection for cyborgs is unhealthy and unclean.

[BOOS]

NOKB: Let me show you the way through the beauty of robotics.

[BOOS]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

DH: Look at Villa Lobos, Jose! See how tight he clinches his teeth!

JI: He is definitely out of his comfort zone with this crowd.

"Hey!"

[Everyone turns towards Carranza's office as the boss walks out of his office with a microphone in his hands and a big smile on his face.]

EGC: How nice of the Robot Kingdom and the Human Race to invade my wrestling ring here in Viva Lucha!

[Sarcasm is dripping from his tongue.]

EGC: Robots, humans, cyborgs.. Sounds like a very interesting little war but do you know what wars need? BATTLES!

[POP]

EGC: Get a referee out here!

[The crowd MARKS OUT as a gray masked referee sprints out to the ring, rolls in and stands ready.]

EGC: And not to do Fernando's job but.. This match is a trios match... ROBOTS... versus... HUMANS! .. One fall!

[He points at Fernando.]

EGC: FERNANDO! RING THE BELL!

*DING*

[MASSIVE POP]

********************************************************** Trios Match: Tecnicos: The Human Race [Miguel Villa Lobos, Manuel Ramirez & John Maverick Jr] vs Rudos: Robot Kingdom [Not OK Boss & Hecho en Mexico] **********************************************************

[Immediately the Robot Kingdom charges Villa Lovos, Ramirez & Maverick but the humans dodge the attack and begin laying into their robot foes with open handed chops to the chest! Maverick Jr leaps into the air with an incredibly high vertical leap and blasts R1 in the face with a standing dropkick that sends the rudo tumbling over the ropes to the floor outside. Manuel steps back then hits a SUPERKICK to R2 sending him through the ropes and out of the ring. Not OK Boss and Villa Lobos exchange hard shots to one another until Maverick and Ramirez join in and then Miguel joins them in whipping the King of all Robots to the ropes and then send him FLYING through the air and over the ropes to land on both members of Hecho en Mexico on the floor outside!]

[BOOS]

JI: This match is off to a hot start, Diego, and..

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

DH: And this crowd is AMAZING, Jose!

[The former Mascara de Oro grits his teeth, put off by the crowd cheering for his eternal rival, then he motions to his partners and the three of them hit the ropes as the Robot Kingdom pull themselves to their feet. They charge across the ring and then.... THREE WAY STEREO SUICIDE DIVES!]

[HUGE EARTH SHAKING BOOS]

JI: TOPE SUICIDA! TOPE-

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

DH: They even shut up YOU, Jose! This crowd is IMMENSE!

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Villa Lobos, Ramirez and Maverick Jr roll back into the ring and motion to the fans..]

[DIE WE HATE YOU BOOS]

JI: Wow!

DH: This is TOO good to believe!

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Miguel sighs in frustration and looks at the crowd as if asking "Really?" but perhaps they should pay attention to their opponents who scramble back into the ring and jump the tecnicos from behind!]

[POP]

JI: Sneak attack by the Robot Kingdom!

DH: They should have been paying better attention, Jose.

[Not OK Boss sends Villa Lobos into a corner, shoulder first, then joins his minions in attacking Manuel and John. The three of them toss the smallest person in the match, Manuel, over the top rope to the floor outside. Then they lay in some hard shots to the American, Maverick, and send him through the ropes to the floor outside. Miguel stumbles out of the corner holding his shoulder and R1 boots him in the midsection, doubling him over. Not OK Boss yells out some orders in Spanish and both members of Hecho en Mexico set up the over twenty year veteran in a vertical suplex position, lifting him up in the air and holding him upside down but near the ropes. Not OK Boss runs off the ropes, charges and leaps up high into the air with a DROPKICK to Miguel's chest, the impact sending him backwards and over the top rope to the floor outside with the other humans.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Apparently this crowd WILL cheer for the robots as long as they are attacking Villa Lobos and his allies.

DH: That is smart, Jose. People of good minds and tastes have a dislike for anything associated with Miguel Villa Lobos.

[As the humans struggle to their feet, the king of all robots motions to the corners to his goons. R1 and R2 scramble up the turnbuckles and they both leap off..]

[HUGE POP]

JI: MISSILE DROPKICKS! R1 took out Ramirez and R2 took out Maverick Jr!

DH: Look at Villa Lobos! Ha! He is looking around all confused like the old man he is!

[Villa Lobos is looking down at his partners and not noticing Not OK Boss who is running off the ropes and then leaping onto middle of the top rope and leaping off..]

[PLANCHA POP]

JI: SOMERSAULT PLANCHAAAA! SOMERSAULT PLANCHAAAAAA!

DH: At least your shouting is for one of my favorites.

[As the crowd cheers the bad things happening Villa Lobos, Not OK Boss gets to his feet and makes his way to Fernando Rodriguez and grabs the microphone away.]

NOKB: Now.. BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIORITY OF PURE ROBOTICS!

[BOOS]

JI: Well, that may have turned the crowd on him again.

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Not OK Boss tosses the mic back to Fernando before rolling back into the ring and striking a royalty pose in the middle of the ring while Hecho en Mexico flank him at both sides.]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Not OK Boss shakes his finger at the crowd and points to his chest and nods his head.]

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

JI: This is one battle that the Mexican Light Heavyweight Champion is not going to win.

DH: I am so torn over all of this, Jose. I like both the robots and the cyborgs!

JI: But you hate your own kind, right?

DH: Exactly-OY! No! I mean... AIEEEEEEE!

Crowd: CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING! CYBORG KING!

[Not OK Boss cackles at the crowd until Villa Lobos, Ramirez and Maverick Jr scramble back into the ring and then all six men launch at one another and a CRAZY PIER SIX BRAWL ENSUES!]

[FIGHT POP]

JI: This match has completely broken down now and it has barely really begun!

DH: Well you kno-OH! LOOK OUT, JOSE!

[Diego, Jose and Fernando all FLEE with such quickness you'd think they were faster than Senor Cloak Dos, because Not OK Boss and Miguel Villa Lobos were out of the ring and tumbling into and over the announce table as they keep a grasp of one another! In the ring Maverick Jr & R2 are punching each other very hard and falling to the canvas and rolling out of the ring. Manuel Ramirez and R1 are exchanging hard chops to the chest. The gray masked referee is running around ordering everyone to get back into the ring. Not OK Boss lets go of Villa Lobos to jump in the official's face and scream at him. Villa Lobos climbs on top of the announce table and with anger in his eyes leaps through the air, lunging for the king of robots when Not OK Boss spins around and hits... ROBOT PUNCH!]

[HUGE POP]

[Of course these fans in the VL Arena LOVE the sight of Miguel Villa Lobos getting DECKED in mid air by the famous "Robot Punch", a punch invented by Robot King (now Cyborg King) and since 2012 used by Not OK Boss. Ramirez rolls out of the ring to go after Not OK Boss and the Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion casually, and without a second thought, grabs the gray masked referee and uses him as a weapon to knock Eduardo Ramirez's grandson down with!]

[DID THAT JUST HAPPEN POP]

[Their eyes looking to pop out of their heads, Jose and Diego are getting the heck away from the king of all robots because they know from All Star Lucha Libre and Tradicion Lucha Libre, when Not OK Boss gets into a manic state he is capable of ANYTHING to anyone. Hecho en Mexico ram Maverick Jr into one of the ring posts and then hurry over to their king who yells at them in Spanish. They nod their heads and pull up the gray masked referee before shoving him to the side and out of the way. Not OK Boss climbs up on the ring apron and he motions to his tag team, who in turn yank Ramirez up to his feet and then lift him up in the air and hand him over to their king.]

[Anticipation POP]

[Hecho en Mexico pull up Miguel Villa Lobos and hold him by his arms and force him to look up at Not OK Boss, who puts the young Manuel into a tombstone position! Villa Lobos screams and struggles to get free but R1 and R2 hold him firm. Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza comes running out of his office with a BAG OF POPCORN and an EXCITED look on his face and he sits down in Fernando's chair to watch what is about to happen. Not OK Boss gives out a robotic roar and then.. HITS A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER OFF THE RING APRON TO THE FLOOR TO RAMIREZ!]

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[EL MARTINETE! Lucha Libre DEATH!]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

[Villa Lobos has a look of total despair on his face while Carranza looks down at Manuel's unmoving body with a look of ABSOLUTE JOY! The boss scarfs down some more popcorn and then throws the bag aside and he applauds the king of all robots. Not OK Boss nods his head at EGC and then begins his evil robotic laugh!]

NOKB: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[Abruptly he boots Villa Lobos in the face and Hecho en Mexico lets the former Mascara de Oro fall. Then the Robots make their way to the back while Carranza yells at Jose & Diego to do their jobs. A very shaken up Jose Ignacio and Diego Hernandez rush over to the announce table and put on their headsets again.]

JI: Oh My God! This is horrible! Not OK Boss.. He has hit Manuel Ramirez with EL MARTINETE!

DH: Ramirez is going to be out for MONTHS now, Jose!

[A dazed John Maverick Jr stumbles over to check on the unmoving Ramirez and he starts calling for help.]

JI: We are going to have to take a commercial break, we will have an update on this tragedy later in the show.

[We see Villa Lobos rubbing his face and crawling over to Manuel with tears nearly in his eyes as medics run out to ringside just before we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and to commercials.]

[We cut to a black screen with a male voice over.]

V/O: When World Champion Professional Wrestler, "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor, gets thirsty what does he drink?

[The screen cuts to O'Connor in his wrestling gear, covered in sweat and leaning against the turnbuckles in a wrestling ring with a studio crowd behind him.]

POC: Only one thing quenches my thirst!

[Stephanie Delacroix, dressed in a cherry colored dress suit, hands him a Cherry Cola bottle which he unscrews the cap off of. He flashes a smile at the camera then begins drinking for a good long while then lowers the bottle and lets out a big sigh of relief.]

POC: Nothing beats the cool, refreshing taste of Cherry Cola!

[Both Pablo & Stephanie wink at the camera and we cut to a black screen with the Cherry Cola logo.]

V/O: Cherry Cola. It's the best of the best!

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and we cut backstage and the three men known as Monarchy are walking backstage.  The camera listens in as the the stablemates are talking.]

DT: And then she asked if I had tried a Masked bro.   What is up with these people around here mates?

[The three men shake their heads in disgust as a masked luchadore backstage passes by them as the three men turn and scowl.]

AW: You aren't kidding.  It's like everywhere we turn around here somebody else is hiding their face behind a mask.  What are they hiding, besides their mothers genes!

[Laughs.... as this time a masked man with a suit on passes them by.]

WP: This place is disrespectful to our sport.  Even some of the executives walk around with masks on.  The inmates are running the asylum around here.  It's like the walking dead of the wrestling world.  Everywhere you turn there is another mask!

[Just as that is said the three men walk past and turn the corner and a female that is in some very revealing clothing stands in the corner on her cellphone and yes you guessed it her face is covered in a wrestling luchadore mask.  The three men just stand there shaking their heads in disbelief.]

AW: This is taking it too far mates.

DT: I think I may puke.

WP: Let's make it our mission to bring tradition, honor, and royalty back to the wrestling world.  This outbreak that has infected the wrestling world can't spread.  A crusade is needed ....

DT: A crusade of justice!

[The three men nod as they are approached by a masked backstage agent.]

Agent: Hola amigos!  Thank you for being backstage tonight.  We have got some t-shirt designs for you to look over so let's discuss -

[Before the agent can finish, he is cut off by Angus Ward.]

AW: Shut your filthy mouth, mate.   We aren't about to discuss anything with the infected.   Take that filthy thing off and come back and talk to us.

[The Agent is taken back.]

Agent: Que?

WP: You heard him!  The next time you address us you better respect us enough to leave that pair of underwear you are wearing over your head in the garbage can.

[Phillips scowls.]

WP: We won't tolerate the disrespect.

[The three men turn and storm off in anger as we cut to outside the VL Arena. Specifically behind the VL Arena where we see a wand with a green light poke out from behinda dumpster.]

Voice: Come along, Mary Sue! I've got a lock on that signal I want to investigate.

[From behind the dumpster out walks Professor Where dressed in gray slacks, a black vest with a white shirt and a black bow-tie. He has a black cape over his shoulders and he is waving his wand around the air with no rhyme or reason. Following behind him is Mary Sue with her curly blonde hair and this time wearing tight blue jeans, a holster with a watergun in it, a white blouse with a flowery print on it and a scowl on her face.]

MS: Really, Professor! Why are you wasting time with this goose chase? You need to be training! You are TERRIBLE in the ring!

[The Professor spins around and pulls out a monocle and puts it to his eye and gives a reprimanding look at his companion.]

PW: "Terrible"?! Look, I told you already my dear.. I had that cybernetic king where I wanted him.

MS: Sure.

PW: I just.. I just fell into some bad luck. That's all!

MS: He kicked your ass, Professor! Easily!

[The Professor rolls his eyes as he turns away from Mary to follow his wand, but she continues.]

MS: I took on the job of being your manager because you made me believe you had mastered the sport of professional wrestling.

[He stops and picks up an empty drink cup and exampines it.]

PW: So I have, my dear. So I have.

[Mary Sue looks ready to pull her hair out.]

MS: No! No you haven't, Professor! You are useless in that ring! That is why we need to go do some training and get you prepared for your next match. I have extensive training in the ring. I know how to wrestle and I can teach you! We need to go train!

[The Professor tosses aside the cup, rolls his eyes again and puts on a big smile and spins around to face his manager.]

PW: And we shall, Mary. But first...

[He points his wand towards  off screen.]

PW: We have to get to the bottom of what these half human half machine folks are up to! Come along, dear!

[The Professor happily walks off screen while Mary shakes her head, frustrated.]

MS: I could just KILL him! He's so useless!

[She walks off screen after the Professor and then from behind a car we see Cy01, part of the Cyborg Kingdom. He watches them and then smiles and we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and off to the commercials!]

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[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and are back from commercials were a very somber looking Jose Ignacio and a subdued Diego Hernandez greet us from the announce table.]

JI: Welcome back, amigos. Earlier, as you saw, Manuel Ramirez took the most dangerous move in lucha libre, El Martinete, off the ring apron and he has been rushed to the hospital and it is looking like he had a very bad compression of his spine and will be out of action for months all thanks to the actions of Not OK Boss.

DH: Well, one could say it was thanks to Miguel Villa Lobos dragging that poor kid into a battle against the robots..

JI: QUE?!

DH: But, semantics aside, Jose. We all wish Manuel a speedy recovery.

JI: I can't believe you would say such a thing like..

*GONG*

[WOAH POP]

[A funeral gong tees off before an angry, guttaral voice yells out "FURY" before UNSPEAKABLY angry music blares over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10), and fans leap to their feet to see what is going on. We get a shot of Fernando Rodriguez, a black masked referee and a short Mexican man in wrestling gear, a man familiar to New Wave Pro Wrestling fans as Ruben De La Red, all in the ring.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall. In the ring already here is.. RUBEN DE LA RED!

[De La Red doesn't motion to the fans because he is looking up at the entrance ramp waiting to see who is coming out to such rage filled music. Ruben just about jumps out of his SKIN though and we cut to the top of the entrance ramp where a MASSIVE WALL OF A MAN wearing black and red wrestling gear and mask stomps out with an aura of pure aggression eminating from him.]

DH: Madre y Dios! Jose, wh-who is that?!

JI: Fernando is going to tell us..

[Indeed he is.]

FR: And his opponent, here is.... FURY!

[The crowd is in AWE of this HUGE angry masked man making his way to the ring. De La Red has a look of terror etched across his face.]

JI: Amigos, I apologize because I am still shooken up after what happened to Manuel Ramirez earlier and also because I do not know anything about this man.

DH: What is there to know, Jose? He is a HUGE monster..

[Fury rolls under the ropes and into the ring and immediately charges at De La Red and CRUSHES the poor little man in the corner!]

[WOAH POP]

DH: AND HE IS NOT HERE TO PLAY AROUND!

[The ref motions to Fernando.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Tecnico: Ruben de la Red vs Rudo: The Fury **********************************************************

[De La Red collapses to the canvas out of the corner and Fury stomps around the ring, ROARING!]

[POP]

JI: He just SQUISHED poor Ruben in the corner!

DH: He is going to do worse than that, Jose!

[Fury grabs a handful of Ruben's hair, yanks the little man up to his feet like he was a doll, and grabbing ahold of one arm he pulls him into a BRUTAL Short-Arm Clothesline that flips De La Red in the air and leaves him in a pile on the canvas.]

[WOW POP]

JI: What IMPACT in that blow!

DH: Incredible!

[Fury drops down ontop of Ruben's back and pulls his face up by his chin and rears his arm back and then..]

*WHACK*

*WHACK*

*WHACK*

*WHACK*

[BRUTALITY POP]

JI: DEAR GOD! He is turning Ruben's face into a bloodied and bruised mess with those CLUBBING forearm shots to the face!

*WHACK*

*WHACK*

[The referee nods his head then catches himself and puts a count on Fury who stops the blows and pops to his feet and gives Ruben a stomp to the back. The huge masked man paces around the ring SEETHING with anger before grabbing his opponent again and whipping him HARD into a corner. Fury lets out a frightening roar again before charging and CRUSHING De La Red, for the second time in this match. But instead of letting the little man fall forward, Fury catches him and shoves back against the corner and begins UNLOADING with STIFF shots to the body!]

JI: This referee needs to step in here! Fury is BRUTALIZING this young man! Look at how swollen Ruben's eyes are becoming! Look at the blood from his nose! Look at how BRUISED his ribs and chest are becoming from those body shots!

DH: Look at the POWER behind these strikes, Jose! I do not think I have ever seen anyone this big with such power before in my life!

[The black masked referee seems as impressed with the large man as Diego but eventually he puts a count on the attacker. Fury casts an angry glance at the official who instantly throws his hands up and jogs away from them.]

JI: Are you serious? This referee is being lax in his duties!

DH: UH.. Do you really blame him, Jose?!

[Fury throws Ruben over his shoulder and then runs out of the corner towards the middle of the ring and leaps into the air and hits a running powerslam that SHAKES the ring!]

[WOAH POP]

[The big man starts to go for a cover but stops himself, shakes his head and grabs his opponent and pulls him up with him as he makes his way to his feet. Fury rears back and SMASHES his forearm across the face of De La Red who drops like a bag of bricks, blood now POURING from his destroyed nose!]

[BRUTALITY POP]

JI: This is too much! The referee needs to stop this match.

DH: Que?!

JI: Ruben De La Red is no match for this BEHEMOTH! He is going to get seriously injured!

[The referee actually is now checking on De La Red and he looks like his going to motion for the match to be over but Fury grabs a hold of the official by his shirt and gives a SCARY shake of the head. The ref with the black mask puts his hands up and nods his head as the big man releases him.]

JI: He's terrorizing the referee now?! That should be a disqualification!

DH: Ha! No one is giving this guy a disqualification, Jose!

[Fury looks down at Ruben then throws his arms back and yells before reaching down and yanks the lifeless grappler to his feet. The big man hooks one of De La Red's legs and then clamps his giant hands down on the small man's throat before lifting him up in the air and..]

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MURDER POP]

JI: CARAMBA! HE'S KILLED DE LA RED!

DH: WOW!

JI: What IMPACT and POWER behind that Leg Trap Chokeslam! The way Ruben's body hit the canvas..

DH: We may have a NEW El Martinete!

[Satisfied, finally, Fury covers Ruben and the referee makes the count, 1, 2, 3!]

*DING DING DING*

FR: Here is your winner... FURY!

[The angry music plays as the massive man slowly gets to his feet, looking down at the bloodied and bruised Ruben De La Red and then he throws his head back and thrusts his arms into the air as he lets loose his loudest and most rage filled ROAR yet!]

JI: What a debut for Fury but we may need medics again! Will every match end with someone going to the hospital?

DH: You say that, Jose, as if it is a bad thing?

JI: Unbelievable. Amigos, our main event for the JPWF Women's World Championship is coming up soon, stay with us!

[Fury stomps around the ring ROARING when suddenly... Abrupt static interrupts the Viva Lucha feed. An abrasive heavy metal riff consumes the sound as rapid fire footage of three specific luchadores in three specifically colored masks perform high risk maneuvers on their unfortunate opponents. A man with a loud, thick Spanish accent shouts over the footage of moves.]

“CENTÓN!”

“GUILLOTINA!”

“TORNILLO!”

“HURANCARANA!”

[The music suddenly stops and the screen goes dark as night. A Mexican flag fades in and takes up the screen, except in the middle of the white section there are two fists pressed against two elbows forming the letters “LL” replacing the central emblem of the Mexican coat of arms, based on the Aztec symbol for Tenochtitlan. The indistinct voice shouts one last time over the image.]

“LUCHA LIBERATION!”

[The static returns and we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and to commercials.]

[Scene opens to a dirty alley and some strung out junkies shivering and shaking. One of them is a male and is wearing a white button up shirt that looks like it hasn't been washed in days and some dirty brown slacks. The other is a female wearing a bath robe and pink slippers.]

Man: I can't stop the shakes!

Woman: I can't stop them either!

Man: What is going to stop the shakes?!

[The man clutches at his hair. The woman puts a shivering hand on his shoulder.]

Woman: You know only one thing can do that...

[The woman pulls out a box of cereal..]

Woman: Crack Rock Cereal!

Man: Crack Rock Cereal?!

Woman: It's loaded to the gills with enough sugar and chemical preservatives that it can easily mimmick the high of actual crack cocaine!

Man: Praise be to God!

[Both of them begin pouring cereal into their hands and scarfing cereal down.]

Voice Over: Crack Rock Cereal.. When you can't afford an expensive drug habit.. choose us!

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and we are backstage in some dark hallway where we once again see Professor Where, pressed up against a wall listening to..]

PW: ... I...

[Mary Sue is of course behind him and she raises an eyebrow.]

MS: You hear something, Professor?

PW: Yes! I do!

[He pulls away from the wall and flashes a big smile to his manager.]

MS: ... Well? ..

PW: ...

MS: ... What did you hear?

PW: Ah! Quite remarkable actually!

[She looks legit curious now.]

MS: Really? What was it? The Cyborg Kingdom?

[He is taken aback.]

PW: What? Oh.. No! I didn't hear them.

[Mary is confused.]

MS: Then.. What?

PW: Nothing! I heard nothing, Mary! Isn't it amazing?!

[The curly haired blonde looks to blow a gasket.]

MS: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[Obliviously the Professor turns back to his wand and points off screen.]

PW: Lets keep moving!

[He walks offscreen and she rubs the temples of her forehead before following after him. From around a corner Cy02, from the Cyborg Kingdom, steps into view and he nods his head and cracks an evil grin before we cut away to the interior of the VL Arena in El Centro, California, hours before any matches are set to take place. A big green, white and red banner with the “Viva Lucha” logo hangs above center ring. The empty seats and wrestling ring embody the proverbial calm before the storm.

Sitting in a chair on the canvas, directly in front of the entrance ramp, is the impossibly beautiful, undoubtedly hottest woman on the face of the planet, Maria Juarez! She’s decked out in a dark red dress that hugs her curves in ways that should be illegal in some states.]

MJ: Hola and welcome to this very special sit down interview. I’m Maria Juarez and my guest this evening is the impressive Viva Lucha newcomer, Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora!

[PCZ also sits in a chair in the ring, facing Maria and mentally adjusting to the interview situation. Zarzamora is a well toned Latino man wearing a scaled green and yellow mask resembling the head of a crocodile. His pressed long sleeve t-shirt bears the colors of the Costa Rican flag and his loose blue jeans give off a casual vibe.]

PCZ: Pura vida, Maria. It is truly a pleasure.

[Maria nods.]

MJ: Let’s get the scoop, shall we?

*WINK*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER! Her wink has just made the pants of the eighteen to thirty-four year old male demographic a little bit tighter.]

MJ: So, Pocho, not too long ago, right here in this very ring, you had the opportunity to wrestle one of, if not the greatest light heavyweights in the world today! Of course, I speak of the one and only, Señor Cloak Dos!

[PCZ smiles and nods in agreement.]

PCZ: I couldn’t agree with you more, Maria. In my book, he is the very best, hands down. It was an honor to wrestle him one on one in my VL debut. Not only that, but for his International Light Heavyweight Championship as well. It was mind blowing to say the least.

[Maria swiftly consults her notes before turning her attention back to Zarzamora.]

MJ: Since you were able to bring so much to that match, you succeeded in satisfying the requirements of VL owner, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. A man that is not easy to please. You now are on the roster of Viva Lucha. What are your thoughts?

[PCZ smiles, a mix of emotions behind the ostensible happiness.]

PCZ: Well, it’s fantastic. I couldn’t be happier. I suppose it would have tasted a bit sweeter if I had won the match, but that’s neither here nor there. I was just honored to have wrestled SCD. We put on quite a match. And, you know, I had a few moments I could have won, but once again neither here nor there.

[PCZ awkwardly chuckles.]

MJ: Some may even consider that match your first true showcasing in the United States. Would you agree with a statement like that?

PCZ: On this level? With an opponent of that high a caliber? No doubt that was my first real moment to shine here in the States. It was a tremendous opportunity. As a Costa Rican luchadore, it is very difficult to break into the business. It is especially hard to get any eyes on you. So, wrestling a personal hero like SCD is currently the highlight of my short career.

[Maria glances at her notes once more.]

MJ: Now, Pocho, Señor Cloak Dos is not that much older than you. I believe it is about five years.

PCZ: Five years, two months and nine days.

MJ: Do you think you’re exposure to him is a result of the lack of lucha libre currently within Costa Rica?

[PCZ motions to the Costa Rican emblem on his shirt before continuing.]

PCZ: Well, it is a task to find excellent lucha libre in Costa Rica, there is no doubt about that. There are only a handful of kids growing up in my town of Pavas, San Jose that had any type of interest in the art form. So, it wasn’t easy to find a hero. Someone to look up to, you know? When I began training, I was only watching the little bit of lucha libre I could find. A friend of mine down the street had a special channel that got stuff like CLLL, which hasn’t been around since I was a niño. But as I got older, when you found stuff to watch, you found Señor Cloak Dos.

MJ: And you gravitated towards him?

PCZ: Of course! How could you not? His style, his morals, all of it was very appealing to me.

[Maria smiles, clearly showing her agreement in the statement.]

MJ: Well, SCD has an unblemished record of fantastic morals. Have you found that difficult to live up to?

[Another awkward chuckle from Zarzamora.]

PCZ: At times. But...

[He rolls up one of the sleeves of his shirt and reveals a tattoo of words along the inside part of his sun kissed wrist. The tattoo reads...]

PCZ: Viva! Vamanos! Arriba!

[The two share a laugh.]

PCZ: Being from Pavas, you see a lot of crime. There are a lot of obstacles a young man has to go through in order to survive. I’ve had those obstacles in front of me, many times, and when faced with them I constantly asked myself, “what would SCD do?” For the most part, it would guide me to the right decision.

MJ: You mentioned your training in Costa Rica. Who trained you?

PCZ: That would be my father, the great Oscar Mora Zarzamora. He began training me at a very early age. I remember him teaching me to do various springboards on an old beat up trampoline he pilfered from a local junkyard. My sister, Fabiana, would sit there drinking an Imperial and watch me fall on my face day in and day out. She just loved watching me take spills. But, that made me stronger. And my father always saw the determination in me, so he was always very patient.

[A light bulb goes off in Maria’s beautiful head.]

MJ: Would that be Fabiana Zarzamora?

[Pocho knowingly grins through his crocodile mask.]

PCZ: Yes, that’s the one. The entire Zarzamora familia pretty much found their way into the wrestling business.

MJ: I’m guessing you know of Angus Andrews then?

[There is that grin again.]

PCZ: A little too well [Laughs]. My sister was never the best at choosing men.

MJ: Did he have any influence on you?

[Pocho emphatically shakes his head.]

PCZ: Not in the way SCD did. It wasn’t a positive influence, let’s just put it that way. He showed me how not to approach the business. To each his own, I guess.

[Maria nods.]

MJ: Now, after your training, I understand you had a few stints in Mexico and Japan before trying your hand in the American market.

[Zarzamora disappointingly shakes his head in slight jest.]

PCZ: Well now, don’t forget, Maria, I too am an American. A central American. But, yes, it was the first time I tried my hand in the United States.

[A faint touch of red colors the face of the olive skin beauty.]

MJ: My apologies. How was your time in Mexico and Japan?

PCZ: Very different. The styles are like night and day with the States. But, I learned a lot. I learned new techniques, a better way to handle the business side of things, and just basically got my feet wet. I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.

MJ: That’s fantastic. Well, now you are here. El Centro, California. Viva Lucha! What do you foresee in your future here?

[He rubs his hands together, a tinge of excitement occupying his body.]

PCZ: Great question. I hope to see excellence and top notch competition. Everyone here in Viva Lucha is an incredible talent, and I hope to compete with them all. And I hope to bring even more fire and determination than I did in the match with Señor Cloak Dos.

[Maria peruses the notes.]

MJ: Well, Pocho, I have some interesting news for you and all the fans of Viva Lucha.

[Pocho seems intrigued.]

PCZ: Oh, yeah?

MJ: That’s right. Because on our very next show, you Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora, will be in the ring once again with Señor Cloak Dos!

[The intrigue morphs into sheer enthusiasm.]

PCZ: Is that right?!

[Maria holds up her index finger, indicating that there is more information to her already astonishing news.]

MJ: Only this time you will be in the same corner! That’s right, on the next episode of Viva Lucha, our main event will pit Señor Cloak Dos and Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora against el Profe de Monstruoso the 3rd and one of his Classic Monster partners!

[Pocho lights up.]

PCZ: Wow. I look forward to now competing alongside a lucha hero! And, hey, he won’t have to worry about losing that International title this time around [Laughs].

[Maria nods.]

MJ: And we here at Viva Lucha look forward to witnessing the match take place. Well, that’s all for now. Thank you Mr. Zarzamora for joining us today for this special sit down interview.

PCZ: Thank you, Maria.

[Maria turns away from Pocho to face the camera, her eyes glowing in the lights above her.]

MJ: And thank you, lucha fans, for joining us. Until next time, I’m Maria Juarez.

[A wink and a smile sends us to the "Viva Lucha" logo and commercials.]

[Scene opens to someone's kitchen. An older white male is pouring a cup of coffee.]

Man: Mmm.. Nothing like drinking some coffee in the morning!

[He sits down with his cup of coffee.]

Man: It's the best way to start your day!

[He sips his coffee and his eyes light up.]

Man: Oh My! That is some damn good coffee!

[An older woman walks into the room smiling.]

Woman: You like the coffee chief?

Man: Do I?! I love it!

Woman: That's swell!

Man: What brand of coffee is it?

Woman: The coffee you're drinking now? Why it's..

[The woman pulls out a can of coffee with the icon of a dog on it.]

Woman: Dog Doo Brew!

*PTTHH*

[The man spits coffee out]

Man: What?!!

Woman: It's a special brand of coffee where they feed the beans to dogs and then remove the beans out of the dogs waste matter!

[The man stares with horror on his face]

Woman: That's what gives it it's unique taste and smell!

[The man sniffs at his coffee and makes a sour expression]

Man: Oh Dear God... Oh God!

Woman: I'm sure glad you enjoyed it!

[The man runs out of the room as the lady goes to pour herself a cup.]

VOice Over: Dog Doo Brew.. Maybe it's best you hide the can and let them just enjoy the quality!

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and back to Jose & Diego at the announce table.]

JI: Welcome back, amigos! So a small update, this time on Ruben De La Red. It is believed he has suffered a bad concussion and he has also gone to the hospital.

DH: Well one more match and one more hospital visit to go now, Jose!

[Jose makes a worried face when we cut to that section in the VL Arena with all the Japanese fans wearing brown and orange and chanting..]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

JI: I hope not, especially not for the sake of these fans that have travelled all the way from Japan just for this match!

DH: Why would they travel to El Centro, California just to see a match, Jose? Obviously they are here to see me!

JI: Sorry to burst your bubble, Diego, but indeed these fans are here to see Meiko Yamazaki, the JPWF Women's World Champion, defend her championship belt here in Viva Lucha. A month ago Girl Fight, the women's wrestling promotion, closed its doors and many of their fans world wide were worried they would never see the legendary "Pink belt" defended again. But thanks to our boss here at Viva Lucha..

DH: Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza.

JI: Yes, thanks to him we are now ready to see this historic twenty year old championship continue its history here in Viva Lucha. Lets go to Fernando!

[We cut to Fernando, and his hideously ugly tuxedo, standing in the ring.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is for.. THE JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

[HUGE POP]

[Suddenly music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/oF2ksrrj6u0), and the crowd goes NUTS as walking out onto the entrance ramp, wearing the famous pink belt that is the JPWF Women's World Championshp, is Meiko Yamazaki!]

FR: Introducing first, from Sapporro, Japan.. She is the JPWF Women's World Champion.. Here is... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!!

[Meiko looks out at the crowd and her eyes water up slightly as the crowd gives her a WILD CRAZY WELCOME! Especially that section of fans from Japan who are LEAPING UP AND DOWN AND LOSING THEIR MINDS!]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Yamazaki flashes a big warm smile and points at the Japanese contingent of fans and pats her chest over her heart and then points at them again, letting them know her appreciation for their presence.]

JI: In December of 2013, at the Okayama Budokan in Japan, Meiko Yamazaki realized a life long dream of becoming the JPWF Women's World Champion by being the first woman to EVER pin the "Giant Queen" Janet Royal. Since winning the famous pink belt Meiko has taken on all challengers and now she's continuing the proud legacy of this historic championship by defending it here in Viva Lucha!

[Meiko gives out high fives to fans as she makes her way to the ring. She sees one young African-American girl wearing a home made "Meiko Yamazaki" shirt and tears in her eyes. Yamazaki stops and gives the young fan a big embrace.]

[BIG POP]

DH: UGH! So gross.

JI: Really, Diego?

[Meiko calls over the camera man and she poses with the girl and as the girl's mother watches over their shoulder, Meiko says to the camera mic "I promise Heather that after I win tonight I will let her wear the pink belt and take a picture with it!" Little Heather wants to burst into more tears now that there is even more at stake for her in this match than before! Yamazaki pats Heather then continues to the ring.]

DH: Lets forget all this mushy junk, Jose. The real question.. Who does our boss have lined up to challenge her for the championship?

JI: I honestly do not know. Last week you mentioned Senora Roja...

DH: It is going to be her.

JI: But I did not see her backstage.

DH: The only women besides Meiko and Maria I saw backstage where staff! You really think our boss is going to have his big surprise hanging around backstage?!

JI: That.. is a good point, Diego.

DH: Of course iti s. It is from a HERNANDEZ!

[Meiko climbs into the ring and motions to the fans.]

[BIG POP]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Meiko goes to a corner and everyone turns to look at Carranza's office as the music dies down. His door opens and out walks the boss with a microphone in his hand.]

JI: Well, the time to find out is now.

DH: Indeed.

[Carranza looks around at the crowd and points to the Japanese contingent with a sly smile.]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[He chuckles then looks up at Meiko in the ring, who is waiting calmly.]

EGC: Meiko, so good to see you! So happy to see this business between us come together and to see that..

[He points at the JPWF Women's World Title around her waist. Emanuel bites his lips and looks at it very lustfully.]

EGC: That beautiful belt of yours. Mmm!

[He snaps out of it and flashes a smile.]

EGC: So, the time has arrived Meiko. The time to find out who the challenger for that championship is. Well let me assure you and all the fans here in attendance and those watching around the world.. Your opponent is a world renowned fighter!

[POP]

[Meiko nods her head.]

EGC: She is one of the very best women fighters in the world. In fact.. She has held that very championship once before!

[BIG POP]

[Yamazaki nods her head but has a curious expression on her face.]

EGC: Meiko, you actually know her quite well. She is from Japan also and the two of you were very closely connected through the years.

[BIGGER POP]

[Curiosity is turning into a bit of concern on the champion's face.]

EGC: In fact, Meiko...

[His smile grows to full Cheshire cat size.]

EGC: She is your very best friend!

[WOAH NO WAY IS IT..?!! POP]

[Yamazaki's expression shows that her guts are being ripped out, just awaiting the dreadful confirmation.]

EGC: Well.. She USED to be your best friend!

[HOLY MOLY IT IS ISN'T IT POP!!]

[Carranza steps aside and points to inside his office.]

EGC: HERE IS YOUR CHALLENGER!

[Suddenly music bursts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/sHb_FJOQ18w), and stepping out from inside Carranza's office, with a sinister grin on her face, is a VERY familiar Japanese wrestling star!]

[NUCLEAR IT IS HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: WOW!

FR: The challenger, from Osaka, Japan.. Here is... MEGUMI KOSAKA!

[Meiko leans against a corner with a total soul crushing look on her face as her former best friend climbs onto the ring apron and smirks at the fans.]

JI: You have to tip your hat to Carranza. He made it clear on our first episode that he wants the Pink belt but not Meiko. And to turn the screw on Yamazaki, he gets the woman who Meiko came up with as rookies. The woman she fought alongside as members of Team Love. The two of them held the Double Crown Tag Team Championships together. The one person who knows Yamazaki better than anyone.

DH: Jose, you are missing the BEST thing about this.

JI: What is that?

DH: We are about to call this incredible match between two of the best Japanese female fighters in the world and ROY HARPER DOES NOT GET TO!

JI: Diego..

DH: HAHA! Roy, who has never been one of the top ranked announcers in the world like I have, I hope you are watching and I hope you are CRYING TEARS OF JEALOUSY!

[Kosaka climbs into the ring and shoots Yamazaki a smug smile. Meiko rubs her face and tries to get focused for the match ahead. We get a shot of young Heather in the crowd and she looks VERY concerned while her mother reassures her. Quickly we get a shot of the Japanese contingent who are freaking out in all kinds of mixed emotions! A white masked referee takes the belt from Meiko and holds it up in the air..]

[BIG POP]

[And as Fernando exits the ring he finds his chair missing because it is now in Carranza's possession as he makes himself a spot in front of his office door and leans back waiting for the action to start. Rodriguez shrugs and sits on the floor and waits for the referee's signal and then..]

*DING*

********************************************************** Main Event: JPWF Women's World Championship Match: Tecnico: (c)Meiko Yamazaki vs Rudo: Megumi Kosaka **********************************************************

[BIG POP]

[Yamazaki rubs her face and nods her head and she heads out of her corner and goes to the middle of the ring where a smiling Kosaka is waiting. Meiko offers her former best friend a handshake. Megumi looks down at her opponent's hand and smirks. She doesn't shake hands, instead she laughs as she walks away and goes to stretch in a corner. Meiko looks very hurt by this but goes to stretch in her corner.]

JI: In some ways, this is the match that SHOULD be happening because Kosaka was the number one contender for the pink belt before Girl Fight went under.

DH: Ah, so this gives Girl Fight fans some sense of completion, no?

JI: I would think so.

DH: Girl Fight fans like say... Roy Harper?

JI: Oh boy.

[As Meiko moves out of her corner towards the center of the ring Kosaka decides to charge, trying to catch her former best friend by surprise with a clothesline but Yamazaki has enough time to lunge forward herself and both women collide with blows! Megumi falls on her back while Meiko lands in a seated position.]

[POP]

[Both women scramble to their feet, Kosaka goes for a forearm smash but Yamazaki dodges and catches her former best friend and TOSSES HER OVER with a Judo Throw!]

[JUDO POP]

JI: This match has accellerated from zero to over the speed limit in no time!

DH: Imagine Roy freaking out, Jose! "JUDO THROW-AHHHH" HAHAHA!

[Angry at getting caught, Kosaka scrambles to her feet as quickly as she can and lunges at Yamazaki with blind rage only to be caught and TOSSED OVER AGAIN via another Judo Throw!]

DH: ANOTHER-AHHH JUDO-AHHH THROW-AHHHHH!

JI: Diego, perhaps you should focus on the match and less on mocking someone who is not here.

DH: But it gives me pleasure to mock, Roy!

[Megumi scrambles to her feet again but slower and Meiko slaps a side headlock on her, grinds it for a few moments before tossing the challenger down to the canvas and transitioning to her legs where she goes for a single leg crab hold!]

[POP]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Carranza gives a dirty glance to those Japanese fans from his seat before scowling at the action in the ring.]

JI: Our boss does not look very pleased with how this is starting off.

DH: Maybe he just smelled that accursed Dog Doo Brew someone was brewing backstage. Why are we letting them sponsor us? It tastes so nasty!

JI: You would know.

DH: BECAUSE OF YOU!

[Kosaka scrambles to the ropes with anger etched on her face, forcing the break. Yamazaki of course gives the clean break and Megumi immediately rolls out of the ring. She kicks at the ring apron then screams in Japanese at her former best friend and motions for her to bring the fight to her outside the ring. Meiko shakes her head but Kosaka screams louder and motions more frequently. Meiko sighs sadly then rolls under the ropes to the floor outside.]

JI: This is not wise by the champion..

[Megumi launches herself with hands grabbing for Meiko's face, raking the eyes!]

[BOOS]

[Then Kosaka does a go-behind on her former friend and team mate and...]

[YOWZA HEAD DROPPAH POP]

JI: GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE BY KOSAKA!

DH: HEAD DROP-AHHHHHH! GERMAN-AHHH SUPLEX-AHHHHH! HEAD DROP-AHHHH!

JI: Diego!

DH: Look how easy it is to be, Roy Harper, Jose! Lets see him try to be me!

[Carranza sits back with a smile at that while Kosaka grins wickedly at the crowd. Yamazaki grimaces slightly and then sits up, holding her back. Megumi pops to her feet and BOOTS Meiko upside the head!]

[POP]

Japanese Fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[We get a shot of young Heather who looks on with concern.]

DH: She picked the wrong burro to ride.

JI: Oy!

[Megumi pulls Yamazaki up and rolls her back inside the ring and follows in after her. She boots her friend again then grabs her from behind and...]

[WOAH HEAD DROP AGAIN POP]

JI: ANOTHER German Suplex by Kosaka! She is a MASTER of the German Suplex! Her "Dangerous" German Suplex finisher is well feared for a reason!

DH: Was that the dangerous one?

JI: No it was not the dangerous one.

DH: Oh.. Roy would be disappointed.

[Kosaka drags Meiko by a corner then scrambles up and leaps backwards..]

[TOP ROPE MOVE POP]

JI: BACKWARDS DIVING ELBOW DROP! Kosaka scrambling for the cover.. ONE! TW-Meiko kicks out!

[BIG POP]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Carranza arches an eyebrow and shrugs a little then looks at the camera and says "Too early."]

DH: Our boss is adding commentary, Jose! And may I saw what a fine job he is doing at it.

JI: *sighs*

[Kosaka pulls her former best friend up and hits her with a couple of forearm smashes then kicks at Meiko's left knee and follows that with a trip to get Yamazaki on her stomach so that Megumi can apply a Camel Clutch!]

[MAGNIFICO CLUTCH POP]

JI: Our lucha libre enthusiastic fans are getting excited because they see this as the submission hold made famous by El Magnifico, the most famous luchador in history.

DH: I do not think she is using it out of tribute for that goody goody. I hope not at least.

[The challenger flashes a sinister grin at the fans reactions until Yamazaki starts to power up to her knees and hands and tries to break the hold. Kosaka releases the hold and grabbing one of Meiko's big arms pulls the champ up and goes for the armwringer before going for a short-arm clothesline.. But Meiko ducks and grips ahold of the challenger and pulls her in for a STIFF short-arm clothesline of her own!]

[BIG POP]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Little Heather is smiling and waving her arms excitedly.]

DH: Are we going to see her all night?

JI: Possibly.

[Yamazaki is the one to grab ahold of an arm this time, Kosaka's, but she uses it to roll her opponent onto her stomach. Meiko looks out at the crowd and writes a big "M" with her finger in the air before going into.. A CAMEL CLUTCH OF HER OWN!]

[PROPER BIG MAGNIFICO CLUTCH POP]

JI: Now it is YAMAZAKI with the Magnifico Clutch!

DH: Hold on, Jose! Why is it a proper Magnifico Clutch when a goody goody does it and not the other?!

JI: Maybe that whole signing "M" in the air thing is the clue, Diego.

DH: Flimsy evidence, Jose.

[Meiko smiles at the fans but her expression saddens as she looks down at the top of her former best friend's head. The white masked referee asks Kosaka if she wants to give up but Megumi does not answer, instead she growls with fury and tries to struggle free before opting to position her face down so she can BITE Meiko's hand!]

[YIKES]

JI: Kosaka's BITING Yamazaki!

DH: Well, you do not want to say it but I well, Jose. Meiko is a big girl. Maybe she had candy stuck to her hand.

JI: Diego! The number of people you have offended..

DH: QUE?! Who could resist a bite of some candy?! WHO?!

[Yamazaki releases the hold QUICKLY and scrambles away to look at her hand while Kosaka rolls to the ropes pull herself up. The former JPWF Women's World Champion charges at the reigning one only to be caught in yet ANOTHER Judo throw and then the champ starts to transition to the Magnifico Clutch.. stops herself and then goes for the legs and a proper two legged Boston Crab hold!]

[BIG POP]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

JI: Meiko wisely going for a crab hold this time.

DH: She wants to keep the candy for herself, Jose. I understand.

JI: Madre y dios, DIEGO!

DH: QUE?!

[Kosaka claws at the canvas, trying to pull herself to the ropes but Yamazaki IS a big girl and is holding her firmly in place. The referee asks Megumi if she wants to give up but he gets only angry Japanese in reply before the challenger reaches backwards and begins CLAWING at the side of Meiko's leg! Yamazaki releases the hold and scrambles away to look at her leg with a look of pained surprise!]

JI: Well, that is one way to get out I guess.

DH: The best way to break a hold, Jose, are the DIRTY ways.

[Carranza nods his head with small smile before we get a shot of little Heather who looks angry and is telling her mother that Kosaka "cheated".]

DH: Do not listen to that kid. She may be cute but she does not know anything about the lucha libre!

JI: She knows more than you it seems about a fair fight.

DH: QUE?!

[Megumi scrambles to her feet and charges at the champ who is rubbing her leg. Kosaka catches her opponent with PUNCH to the upper back before grabbing an arm and shooting for an Irish Whip but Yamazaki reverses into a HARD Judo Throw!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What impact off that judo throw!

DH: Whatever may be said it must be remembered that Yamazaki is one of the strongest women fighters on the planet, Jose. I would not want to be thrown around by her. BUT... You know, Jose, and I know, because all of us in the fight business know.. Yamazaki has DANGEROUS judo throws. She is not using those. She is too attached still to the past friendship between her and Megumi.

JI: That is very true, Diego.

[Meiko pulls up her former best friend, wraps her arms around her in almost an embrace before throwing Kosaka over with a fairly gentle Belly to Belly throw before transitioning to yet another single leg crab hold.]

[POP]

DH: You see? Meiko could have easily hit something hard hitting and dangerous there but instead she does not want to hurt her friend.

JI: It could be a factor in this match.

[Kosaka struggles to get free but can't break the crab hold so she begins reaching back again. Yamazaki remembers her former friend clawing at her leg from last time so she raises Megumi's leg up higher while sliding down lower onto the upperback of Kosaka, stretching her big time!]

[WOAH BIG STRETCH POP]

JI: Look at how far she's stretching Kosaka here!

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

DH: Yes, she has a high stretch going on here but she is not pulling with all of her incredible strength, Jose. Megumi could be forced to submit immediately if Meiko would use all of that power at her disposal right now.

JI: We should note, as Girl Fight fans are aware of, Yamazaki has been pulling her punches so to speak all year because of what happened in her epic match against Janet Royal this past December, a rematch from their 2013 title match. In the heat of the battle Meiko used the Burning Hammer on Royal and in doing so won the match but also put Royal out for half of this year due to injuring her neck with the move.

DH: No killer instinct, Jose.

[Carranza watches with some interest, leaning forward in his chair as if waiting for Yamazaki to show him some of that killer instinct he is wanting to see. Meiko for her part does not seem to be enjoying stretching her friend like this and Kosaka DEFINITELY is not enjoying being stretches like this as her face is a mask of anger and pain! The white masked official asks the challenger if she wants to give up but Kosaka angrily yells "NO" and flails to reach for the ropes. Then a look shoots across Megumi's face and she ponders something and then she begins to SOB LOUDLY!]

JI: What is going on?!

DH: She must be in so much pain!

[Kosaka sobs as over the top as she can and a look of almost panic comes over Yamazaki's face and she releases the hold immediately and goes to check on her former friend.. Who BLASTS her in the face with a backwards elbow!]

[BOOS]

JI: What a DIRTY trick! She was pretending to cry!

DH: The big girl fell for it, Jose. She only has herself to blame!

[Yamazaki holds her face as she sits on her knees while Kosaka gets to her feet, flashing a HUGE evil smile. Carranza on the outside is sitting back in his chair and grins. Megumi runs to the ropes and then charges and PLOWS into Meiko with a dropkick to the face sending the champ backwards onto the canvas! A quick shot shows us that little Heather has her hands on her head and a look of despair on her face.]

JI: Kosaka's cheap ploy has paid off and she now has the advantage.

DH: That is what they are for, Jose. VIVA RUDOS!

[Kosaka rolls out of the ring and grabs ahold of Meiko's hair and pulls her under the ropes to the floor outside. Megumi then grabs a hold of Yamazaki's arm and whips the champ HARD into the guard railing! Meiko grabs her back as she falls to her knees while grimacing in pain. Kosaka hops onto the apron and poses for the crowd.]

[BOOS]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

DH: I hope Megumi uses a head dropping move of some kind soon.

JI: Por que?

DH: So I can taunt Roy about it!

[As Meiko struggles to her feet, Kosaka watches and as the champ staggers over the challenger runs on the apron then leaps off... ]

[WOAH POP]

JI: FLYING ELBOW SMASH off the apron! She caught Yamazaki FLUSH in the jaw there!

DH: Maybe if Meiko had not been so merciful earlier, Jose, she would not be taking this punishment here.

[Kosaka stomps at Yamazaki before pulling her up and dragging her around the ringside area. The referee puts a count on both of them but the boss hops up out of the seat and yells to the official "No count outs! You hear me?! No count outs!"]

[WHAT?!]

JI: Did he just get rid of the count outs?!

DH: Si! He did, Jose!

[The referee throws his hands up into the air, thrown totally off by the command from his boss. Meanwhile Kosaka RAMS Meiko into a ring post and spins around to smile at the crowd with a crazed look.]

[BOOS]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Kosaka drags Yamazaki up and drags her over to where Carranza is seated. She tells the boss to "Watch this!" and then she grabs Meiko from behind, yells out as she strains then..]

*THUDD*

[HOLY MOLY HEAD DROP POP]

DH: DANGEROUS-AHHH BACKDROP-AHHHHH DRIVER-AHHHHHHHHH!

JI: *sighs*

[Meiko grabs her head and neck and writhes in pain while Megumi sits up against the ring apron, recovering from all the effort it took to hit the backdrop driver on the larger Yamazaki. Emanuel stands up with a big smile and begins applauding Kosaka.]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Well, our boss is not impartial at all.

DH: Of course not, Jose. He wants that belt firmly in place here at Viva Lucha and must have a deal in place with Megumi. He can not have that belt be on a softy like Meiko.

[Megumi smiles at Carranza's approval and pulls herself up to her feet and walks over to the boss and asks him if he has any requests. A surprised but giddy smile comes over his mustached face.]

[BOOS]

JI: Is this really happening?

DH: Si.

[He rubs his chin then with a big smile steps away from his chair and motions down at it. Kosaka looks at him with a questionable look and then back at the referee in the ring and asks if she can really use the chair. Carranza nods and walks over to the ring apron and yells at the referee "I am allowing chairs in this match. OK? You understand?!" The referee is BOWLED over but nods his head in exasperation.]

[BIG BOOS]

JI: Madre y dios! Carranza is letting Kosaka use chairs now?!

DH: This is INCREDIBLE, Jose! So amazing!

JI: That is not my way of thought on it.

[A SCARY smile comes over Kosaka as she grabs the chair, folds it flat and waits on Yamazaki to get to her feet. Meiko struggles to her feet and then her former best friend launches at her..]

*CRACK*

[DEAR GOD HOLY MOLY NO WAY SICK BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT POP]

JI: OH GOD! OH MY GOD! Kosaka just SMASHED that chair over Yamazaki's head!

[HUGE BOOS]

DH: WOW!

[Meiko dropped like a bag of bricks and is now laying face down on the floor while Kosaka looks down with a sick smile of satisfaction at the woman she once held the Double Crown Tag Team Championships with. We get a shot of little Heather who has her face buried in her mother's bosom, bawling her eyes out! And we get a shot of the Japanese contingent who are in SHOCK with expressions of horror and despair on their faces.]

DH: This is INCREDIBLE!

[Carranza calls out to Fernando Rodriguez who comes running over and he motions to inside his office. Fernando makes a face then runs inside the office, meanwhile Kosaka slides the chair into the ring while Yamazaki struggles up to one knee and..]

[GASP!!!]

JI: OH GOD! SHE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Blood is POURING down Meiko's face from a cut on top of her head. EGC is OVER THE MOON at this and calls for Fernando to hurry up. Kosaka NAILS Yamazaki in the back of the head with a forearm shot as Rodriguez comes out of Carranza's office pushing EGC's nice office chair out. Emanuel nods with approval as he sits down on his comfy chair and motions for Fernando to go back by the announce table while Megumi rolls the bleeding Yamazaki back inside the ring.]

JI: What a turn of events this match has taken! Our boss has opened the floodgates here for Kosaka to get away with whatever she wants as long as she gets the JPWF Women's World Championship off of Meiko Yamazaki.

DH: I always dreamed about having such a rudo friendly boss, Jose.

[Yamazaki gets to her knees only to get a forearm smash upside the back of her head. Kosaka drags her former best friend to her feet and begins UNLOADING rapid fire elbow smashes! The larger competitor stumbles backwards into a corner from the blows and Kosaka snatches up the dented chair and charges..]

*CRNKK*

JI: Kosaka SPLASHED Yamazaki in the corner with that chair!

DH: She has more planned with it for sure, Jose.

[Meiko stumbles out but Megumi catches her, applies a front facelock and sets up then screams out as she uses all her strength to lift the larger Yamazaki up and OVER with a Vertical Suplex!]

DH: SUPLEX-AHHH!

JI: I don't think Roy marks out for vertical suplexes. They have to be head droppers.

DH: In a way, Jose, you have just burned Roy worse than I have so far. Welcome to the dark side.

JI: I... Awww.. Man.

DH: HA!

[Megumi gets to her feet and grabs the dented chair again and hops up onto the turnbuckles, stands up on the 2nd one and then leaps off..]

*CRASH*

[OW POP]

JI: 2nd Rope Chair Assisted Elbow Drop! Megumi going for the cover..

[The white masked official shakes his head then drops down to make the cover.]

ONE!

TWO!

TH-

[HUGE POP]

JI: Yamazaki got the shoulder up!

[The Japanese contingent MARK OUT and begin..]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Carranza looks over at the Japanese contingent and chuckles then returns his attention to the ring. Kosaka curses at the official in Japanese before giving a stomp to Yamazaki. The challenger then takes the dented chair and sets it up in a corner. She then pulls up the champion and goes to whip her into the corner.. BUT YAMAZAKI REVERSES!]

[POP]

[But Kosaka stops herself and snatches the chair as quickly as she can and spins around to...]

*CRACK*

[EGADS]

JI: Kosaka BLASTED Meiko with that chair again!

DH: It is so bent now, Jose!

[Meiko falls and rolls around holding the top of her head as blood flows even stronger than before! Megumi leans against the corner and looks down at the bent chair and laughs while outside the ring Carranza is applauding.]

[BOOS]

[Megumi then runs over, leaps up and hits a KNEE DROP on her former best friend before going for the cover. The referee goes to make the count... ONE! TWO! TH-MEIKO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Somehow Meiko Yamazaki is surviving these horrible blows she's enduring!

DH: There is probably a lot of cushion in her head, Jose. It probably takes a while to get through.

JI: Oh Diego. I hope you do not get in trouble for these comments.

DH: QUE?!

[The challenger glares at the referee while the champion struggles to her knees. As Meiko sits up on her knees the blood is pouring down her face, giving her a crimson mask.]

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK POP]

[We get a shot of little Heather who is full on crying and covering her eyes as she wails in despair. The Japanese contingent are AGHAST at the sight of their heroine in the next shot. Carranza stares at the bloody sight with a dazed blissful look!]

JI: At what point will the blood loss become a factor in this match?

DH: It could be very soon, Jose. Look at all that blood!

[Kosaka eyes her former friend with a crazed look and then rushes over and begins raining HARD punches to the bloody wound on the top of the champion's head!]

[BOOS]

[The referee puts a count on Megumi who then rears back and PUNCHES MEIKO IN THE FACE AS HARD AS SHE CAN! Yamazaki falls to the canvas, holding her face. The official gets on the challenger's case but Kosaka ignores him as she scrambles to a nearby corner, climbs to the top and leaps off..]

[WOAH YOWZA POWZA WOWZA POP]

JI: DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

DH: WOW!

[Megumi goes for the cover, the referee gets in position and begins the count..]

ONE!

TWO!

THRE-

[HUGE POP]

JI: MEIKO GETS HER SHOULDER UP!

[The Japanese contingent are SOOOO happy and begin..]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

DH: That is getting so annoying, Jose.

[Kosaka scrambles to her knees angrily and begins CLAWING at the bloody wound on top of Yamazaki's head which causes the champion to flail in obvious pain!]

[BIG BOOS]

[The official puts a count but the challenger screams at him in Japanese before pulling Yamazaki up to a seated position and then slapping a sleeper hold on her and wrapping her legs around Meiko's body before pulling the champ back down and squeezing the breath out of her!]

[SLEEPER POP]

JI: Kosaka with a sleeper hold now! She is choking the air out of the champion!

DH: Soon to be former champion, Jose. Between the blood loss and the hold, she is going to pass out!

[Yamazaki struggles to get free but her former best friend squeezes with all her might, trying to make the lights go out on the champion. The referee asks the champ if she wants to give up but Meiko shakes her head no as she tries to reach for the ropes but Kosaka screams and locks down even tighter on the hold until the champion begins to fade.]

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO]

JI: Yamazaki is getting weaker by the moment here!

DH: The referee is going to be FORCED to stop this, Jose!

[As the blood flows down her already crimson masked face, Meiko's arms begin to move slower and slower and her eyes seem to get heavier and heaver. And then..]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Carranza looks up at the Japanese fans and has a good laugh and then returns his gaze back in the ring.]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Yamazaki hears them but the light is fading in her eyes.]

Japanese fans: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

JI: She's going out right now, Diego!

DH: New champion, Jose! We are going to see a new champion crowned and Roy is not! SUCK ON THAT ROY!

[But then the chant grows louder because now the ENTIRE crowd is joining in!]

Crowd: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[EGC sits up in his chair and looks around at the crowd with a look of surprise.]

JI: Listen to this crowd, Diego!

Crowd: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

DH: What is wrong with all of you?! I thought you had good taste earlier! I was wrong!

[Yamazaki's eyes struggle to stay open, her arm struggles to stay up and then..]

[COMMOTION POP]

JI: OH MY GOD!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Heather, the little girl in the home made Meiko t-shirt, hopped over the guard railing before her mother could stop her and she is running towards the ring! Carranza jumps to his feet with a look of total concern, not wanting any legal issues to come up with a fan getting injured via getting involved. Security comes rushing over and stop the little girl at the ring apron as she reaches out towards Yamazaki.]

JI: That young fan!

DH: AIEEEE!

[And for a moment Heather's eyes and Meiko's eyes lock on each other and then Yamazaki's eyes go wide open as they pull the young fan away and hand her back to her mother. Suddenly Meiko's hand slams down on the canvas as she PUSHES HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES WITH KOSAKA STILL ON HER!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: WOW! Yamazaki is NOT giving up!

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[With the crowd LOSING IT and Carranza now with his mouth open in surprise at what he's seeing, Yamazaki pulls herself up to her feet with Kosaka on her back. Megumi has a look of panic on her face as her former best friend starts aiming to run backwards into a corner. The challenger releases the sleeper hold and hops down off Meiko's back and fires off a STIFF elbow smash to the back of the champion's head before hooking her from behind and then...]

*THUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY MIND EXPLOSION NUCLEAR BOMB HEAD DROP POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: DANGEROUS-AHHHHHHHHHH GERMAN-AHHHHHHHHH SUPLEX-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Kosaka's DREADED Dangerous German Suplex finisher, spiking the champ on her head & neck! Relief across Carranza's face as the challenger scrambles for the cover...]

ONE!

TWO!

THR-

[ROOF SHAKING MEGA POP]

JI: MEIKO KICKED OUT!

DH: QUE?!!!!

[Megumi has an "Oh Shit" look on her face as her former best friend pops up to her knees and gives her a shake of the head with a serious expression. Then both women jump to their feet and go to attack but the champ DECKS the challenger with a POWERFUL Open Handed Palm Strike to the chest that sends Kosaka crashing to the canvas!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What a palm strike! Did you see the impact?!

DH: Could this be the killer instinct our boss wants to see out of her, Jose?!

[And to be honest, Carranza does look VERY interested in this. He has a look of minor admiration at the power on display. Kosaka scrambles to her feet with a grimace as she holds her chest only to be scooped up like nothing by the champ who then tosses her up onto her shoulders and then launches into the air with a LEAPING POWERSLAM!]

[WOW POP]

JI: LOOK AT THAT POWER!

DH: She is throwing Kosaka around like NOTHING!

[Kosaka rolls around holding her back while Yamazaki gets to her feet and points at the fans.]

[HUGE POP]

[And then she points at little Heather. The young fan, now locked firmly in her mother's arms, points back and then Meiko gives her a nod before turning to Kosaka, who struggles to her feet, and nailing a HUGE Shoulder Tackle that sends the challenger FLYING into a corner! Meiko then rushes over and...]

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[WOWZA ROCK N ROLL NINJA BREAKDANCING SOUNDWAVE POP]

JI: MACHINE GUN OPEN HANDED PALM STRIKES IN THE CORNER!

DH: AMAZING! ROY HAS TO BE SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW, JOSE!

[With the crowd MARKING OUT, Meiko steps back which allows Kosaka to stumble out of the corner only for the champ to grab her and...]

*BABOOM-A-THUDDD*

[GOOD GAWD HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: DANGEROUS JUDO THROW!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Carranza leaps out of his chair with a look of JOY on his face! He rushes over to the apron and yells at Yamazaki.]

EGC: That's it! LIKE THAT! Killer instinct!

[Meiko looks over at the boss with a questioning look until he points at the battered steel chair.]

JI: Is Carranza telling her to use that chair on Kosaka?!

DH: Si! Killer instinct, Jose! She has to prove herself.

[Yamazaki looks at the chair then at the crowd..]

Crowd: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[She nods her head then picks up the chair and then... TOSSES IT OUT OF THE RING!]

[GIANT POP]

DH: AIEEEE! What is she doing?!

[Carranza looks confused and disgusted as Yamazaki shakes her head at him and then points at the fans and nods her head.]

[BIG POP]

DH: This is not right, Jose!

JI: Actually, this is very right, Diego.

[Dazed, Kosaka gets to her feet and uses the interaction between Meiko and EGC to launch herself at the champion from behind with a PUNCH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: OH!

DH: YES! RUDO RUDO RUDO!

[With a snarl in his voice Carranza yells at Kosaka to "FINISHER HER!" while Yamazaki stumbles dazed into the ropes. Megumi grabs Meiko from behind and pulls her from the ropes and GOES FOR THE DANGEROUS GERMAN SUPLEX... But... Yamazaki blocks it and SMASHES a backwards elbow to her former friend's head!]

[MEGA POP]

DH: EEEEEEEEEEE!

[To Diego and EGC's horror Kosaka got caught flush and then as she staggers from the blow Yamazaki turns around and hooks her former best friend in a very familiar set-up that Girl Fight fans know very well and so do the fans at VL Arena!]

[NO WAY IS THIS ABOUT TO HAPPEN OH MY GOD POP]

JI: That's the capture suplex set up!

DH: No don't.. NO!

[Yes, Diego, as the fans LOSING THEIR MINDS confirms Meiko is SPINNING AROUND AND AROUND with Kosaka in her grasp! Carranza clutches at his hair in despair as Yamazaki makes rotation after rotation and then...]

*BOOM SHOCK A LOCKA BOOM THUD*

[ROY HARPER IS TOTALLY JEALOUS OF ALL OF US BECAUSE WE ARE HERE WITNESSING THE SPINNING CAPTURE SUPLEX FINISHER AND HE IS NOT MEGA SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: SPINNING CAPTURE SUPLEX!!!

DH: *sobs* Head.. *sobs* Droppah.. *sobs*

[Meiko goes for the cover and the referee gets in position and..]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[FILL IN THE BLANK MIND BLOWING POP]

FR: Your winner and STILL JPWF Women's World Champion... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!

[Bloodied and exhausted Yamazaki rolls over onto her back with relief that she held onto the famous pink belt as her music plays over the PA.]

JI: She did it! The boss threw her former best friend at her and the number one contender for the belt at that but still, Meiko Yamazaki retained her championship!

DH: Well, we can not win them all I guess. Bummer.

[Carranza shoots disgusted glares at the fans around him before grabbing his chair and rolling it back inside his office himself and SLAMMING the door behind him. Fans are CELEBRATING LIKE CRAZY though. The Japanese contingent are embracing each other and partying with all the other fans in the VL Arena. Little Heather is crying tears of joy in her mother's arms. Yamazaki sits up as the white masked official brings her the legendary pink belt which she takes with a nod of her head. She looks at the championship and then looks over at Kosaka with a sad but compassionate look. She reaches over and goes to check on her former best friend.]

JI: And look at this, Diego. Despite everything that Kosaka did to her, Yamazaki is still trying to do the right thing between them.

DH: That is why she will eventually be out of here, Jose. She is not going to hold onto that belt with that lack of killer instinct.

[Megumi sits up then SHOVES Yamazaki away.]

[GASP]

[Kosaka rolls out of the ring and screams in frustration as she makes her way to the back as quickly as she can. Meiko watches her leave with a look of hurt and sadness but the fans..]

Crowd: MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO! MEIKO!

[Yamazaki smiles at them then gets to her feet and holds the famous pink belt up into the air.]

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: The issues between her and Kosaka go unresolved but I think she has another pressing matter to attend to.

DH: Que? Celebrating?

JI: A promise she has to keep.

DH: What promise?

[Meiko points to all the fans and gives a pat to her chest before pointing at the Japanese contingent and then she rolls out of the ring and heads over to Heather, the young fan.]

[GIANT POP]

DH: Huh? The kid?! She was serious about that junk?

[Yamazaki asks security to help Heather and her mother over the railing and then they all head back towards the ring as the fans go NUTS.]

DH: UGH! So gross.

[As security helps Heather and her mother into the ring, Meiko gets a towel from an agent to wipe some of the blood off her face before she rolls back inside the ring and is greeted with Heather LEAPING onto her with a big embrace!]

[THIS IS TOO DAMN CUTE POP]

DH: BLEGH!

[After embracing they pose in the middle of the ring with the pink belt now over Heather's shoulders as photographers assemble to take pictures of them.]

JI: What great scenes! Thanks for watching amigos! See you next time!

[We get one more look at the happy scene before cutting away to a dark room backstage that for some reason has a lot of dry ice fog and spooky red and green lighting.]

Female Voice: There is nothing this way, Professor!

Male voice: I am sure there is, Mary Sue!

[Yes, Professor Where and Mary Sue walk on screen, lead by the Professor's glowing wand.]

PW: Hmm. It says something is here!

[Mary Sue looks around with frustration before glaring at her charge.]

MS: Enough of this nonsense, Professor! We have to go train!

[The Professor hangs his head sadly.]

PW: I really wanted to find out what those cybernetic villains were up to but.. You're right.

[She rolls her eyes.]

MS: Of course I am! You are so usele-

[Before she can finish a figure appears on one side of the room; Cy01.]

PW: Oh! Look!

[Mary Sue is totally dumbfounded.]

MS: What in blazes?!

[Then a second figure, Cy02, appears on the other side of the room, surrounding them from both sides.]

PW: Ah. There are two of them now!

[They begin to stalk forward with grim expressions on their faces.]

PW: Hmm. They do not look very pleased to see us.

MS: Professor!

[He flashes a smile at Mary Sue.]

PW: Never fear, my dear! I will take care of this!

[He gets into a fighting pose.]

PW: Surrender or be destroyed!

[Both members of the Cyborg Kingdom look at each other from across the room then begin laughing. The Professor shifts in place uneasily then launches at Cy01.]

PW: HI-YA!

[Whatever he goes for is easily dodged and Cy01 trips him down to the ground. Mary Sue rolls her eyes.]

MS: Why must you be so useless!

[The two rudos turn their attention to Mary Sue and close in on her.]

MS: I see. You want to play with me, do you?

[They nod their heads with sinister grins then go to grab her from both directions.. But she CARTWHEELS out of the way! Then she pulls her water gun out of her holster and squirts water in both of their faces! The two minions fumble backwards wiping the water from their face as she smiles at them.]

MS: There is more where that came from.

"You have spirit."

[From the shadows behind the Cy-Force steps out CYBORG KING with his crown and facepaint and gear.]

CK: How will it fare against me, I wonder?

[A confident smile spreads across Mary's face as she raises her watergun up into the air.]

MS: Only one way to find out now isn't there?

*GRAB*

MS: HUH?!

[From behind a hand grabs her water gun and she spins away from it towards the middle of the room.]

"Heh"

[Stepping out of the shadows is NOT OK BOSS! Behind him are Hecho En Mexico!]

NOKB: Do not waste words or time on these humans, pretend king. I have begun crushing them earlier tonight and once the humans are conquered you will be next.

[Professor Where joins Mary Sue inbetween both the Robot Kingdom and the Cyborg Kingdom while the monarchs trade words.]

CK: I welcome the challenge, robot. You will learn that we are not as easily conquered as the humans are.

NOKB: You need a demonstration of our power. I shall crush these two humans and deomonstrate it to you.

[Worried looks cross the Professor and Mary Sue's faces.]

PW: Now now. No need for ah.. violence.

CK: No. I will destroy them before you and demonstrate our power first!

[Yeah they're in trouble.]

MS: Professor what do we do?

[He begins pointing his wand at the robots then at the cyborgs until Mary SLAPS him upside the head.]

PW: OW!

MS: That does nothing!

PW: It so does do something! It.. AGH!

[Suddenly, Miguel Villa Lobos and John Maverick Jr run into the scene and pull Mary and the Professor away.]

MVL: Run for it! We shall take care of this!

MS: Oh thank God!

[Mary and the Professor run away as the Robots, Humans and Cyborgs cast looks at one another and then the three armies launch forward and.. the screen goes to black.]

(c)2015 EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre

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Viva Lucha, Episode 01

[Fade into just outside the VL Arena in El Centro, California. It’s a sunny day on the West Coast and the streets are buzzing with vibrance. Sunbeams brilliantly bounce off the crisp “VL Arena” sign hanging from the top lefthand corner of the venue, drawing even more attention to its already prominent presence.

A yellow cab pulls up to the corner and out walks a well toned latino man wearing a scaled green and yellow mask resembling that of a crocodile. His sun kissed skin is barely covered by a loose tank top bearing the colors of the Costa Rican flag and tan colored cargo pants. Our subject drops a black duffle bag on the sidewalk as the cab peels off down the street. He takes in the arena, admiring its beauty before taking his bag and strolling inside, the camera following behind.

The masked man makes his way through dark hallways and then past a locker room full of pristine new lockers. Past more dark hallways and then he approaches a curtain that he breaches and then he stops, taken aback for a moment by the vision in front of him. The VL Arena, empty seats and an empty wrestling ring in the middle of everything, waiting for epic fights and stories to play out. He looks down and marvels at the stage he is standing on and the entrance ramp in front of him.

He looks around and then drops his bag and steps towards the top of the entrance ramp. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, then he pats his chest over his heart and throws his arms out into the air and yells out...]

"PURA VIDA!"

[His shout echoes all over the empty arena. He stands there transfixed as if lost in a daydream when suddenly...]

"WHO THE HELL IS YELLING OUT HERE?!"

[The man stands frozen in his pose save for his eyes that look in the direction of the other voice to see a Mexican man in his 40's dressed in a black suit with a white shirt underneath but no tie. The man has curly black hair and a mustache and he does not look very pleasant.]

Mustached Man: Is it you?! What are you doing here, huh?!

[The masked man says nothing and does nothing, just remains frozen. The mustached man, who stands next to an office room that is near one of the ring posts, gives him a look over and then he narrows his eyes and with a bemused smile.]

Mustached Man: Are you here to see me, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza? If so, then come see me here in my office.

[Carranza bangs on the wall of his office and then goes back inside. The masked man slowly snaps out of his daze and lowers his arms. He reaches down, picks up his bag and walks down the entrance ramp and makes his way to the ringside area. He heads towards the office with the ominous looking open door and stops before going in. The masked man turns to take one last look at the empty arena and then he walks inside.

He finds Carranza sitting behind a well furbished desk, waiting for him with a bemused expression. The mustached man motions with his hand towards the chair in front of the desk and the masked man sits down, takes a deep breath and leans forward.]

Masked Man: My name is Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora, and I’ve come to fight.

[Carranza raises an eyebrow and then chuckles to himself before flashing a small smile.]

EGC: Imagine that! I would never have guessed that a masked man has shown up at my arena wanting to fight in the new promotion we are beginning with Tradicion Lucha Libre. Totally caught me by surprise!

[Carranza chuckles again then leans back in his chair.]

EGC: So, Mister Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora... You want to compete here in Viva Lucha, right?

[PCZ gives a stern nod.]

PCZ: Si.

[Emanuel nods his head with a smirk then leans forward.]

EGC: So let me guess... You are from Costa Rica...

[Carranza points to Zarzamora's shirt.]

EGC: You have competed all over the world but you have not yet had that, ah... What is the phrase? Ah. You have not had the big break yet, have you?

PCZ: We Ticos find it a little difficult to get a nod here in the States. I'm hoping to change that.

[Emanuel's smirk grows to a twisted smile while the masked man continues.]

PCZ: I was thinking maybe you could help me in accomplishing that.

[Carranza bites his lips as he thinks of something and then gives a small laugh as he nods his head. He does a quick burst of drumming on the desk with his hands then flashes a huge smile.]

EGC: You want opportunity, Zarzamora, well I am all about opportunity!

[The masked man hops in his seat a bit but Carranza holds up a finger.]

EGC: My opportunities come with a bit of a... How do you say? Ah... A twist. Heh.

[Carranza is really enjoying this.]

EGC: You will compete tonight, on Viva Lucha's very first show, in our very first main event!

[Zarzamora attempts to disguise his enthusiasm.]

EGC: It will not just be any main event, Zarzamora. No. You will be competing for a very prestigious championship belt known the world over!

[The enthusiasm grows and becomes more apparent.]

EGC: Your opponent... He is considered among the very best in the entire world! You may have heard of him, yes? He goes by the name of Señor Cloak Dos!

[It’s at this point that PCZ nearly falls out of his chair.]

PCZ: Señor Cloak Dos?!

[Carranza holds up his hands with a smile.]

EGC: Now, I am not saying to you, Zarzamora, that you MUST defeat Señor Cloak Dos tonight for his International Light Heavyweight Championship to earn a spot here in Viva Lucha. No, the LEAST you have to do is have the crowd chanting your name before the night is over!

[Zarzamora's head drops with shock as Carranza begins to laugh.]

EGC: Good luck, amigo.

[Carranza's sinister laugh grows as Pocho Cocodrilo looks down at his wrist and a tattoo that reads "Viva! Vamanos! Arriba!" and we cut to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[And now we're inside the arena and the camera pans over a packed crowd that is cheering with excitement and then we make our way to the announce table by ringside where two familiar faces sit.]

Thinner Mexican Man: Hola, amigos and welcome to the debut episode of VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and yes, you may remember me from ring announcing at the CL Memorial Cup shows and doing commentary on All Star Lucha Libre shows. You no doubt will also remember my broadcast colleague from ASLL as well!

Fatter Mexican Man: OF COURSE they remember me, Diego Hernandez, of the GREATEST family in ALL THE WORLD and the only man in every pretty lady's eye!

JI: No doubt they remember those spiels. Folks, we have been doing commentary for Tradicion Lucha Libre shows in Mexico since the demise of ASLL but since TLL is in partnership with Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza for this new promotion, we have been sent to do commentary here as well.

DH: Not only us, Jose. Maria Juarez is here as well!

JI: That is right! Maria? Maria, are you there?

[We cut to backstage where a green, white and red banner with the "Viva Lucha" logo is on and standing in front of it is the impossibly beautiful hottest woman on the face of the planet, Maria Juarez, wearing a red dress that is hugging every mind exploding curve!]

MJ: Hola, Jose! Hola, Diego! Yes, I'm also doing double duty in TLL and now here as well! I will be conducting special one on one interviews when I can get them and as always looking to get the scoop!

*WINK*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER her wink has just turned legions of boys into men! We cut back to the announce table.]

JI: We would expect nothing less than that from you, Maria. Besides our familiar faces we are going to have plenty of action for everyone tonight including an AMAZING main event! Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora has been given the opportunity of opportunities because tonight he will challenge Senor Cloak Dos, famous the world over from his time in PVW, Fighting Spirit and of course in TLL, for SCD's International Light Heavyweight Championship!

DH: Jose, not only is this kid getting the dream debuts of dream debuts, competing in a main event against the number one light heavyweight in the world for a prestigious championship.. If he does not impress the crowd and have them chanting his name by the end of the night... we'll never see his masked face again!

JI: The stakes couldn't get much higher for this young man but that is later tonight. Now let's go to the ring where Fernando Rodriguez is standing by.

[We cut to the ring where a short Mexican man is wearing a maroon tuxedo jacket, purple tuxedo pants, a yellow shirt underneath, a green bow-tie and brown dress shoes and has shortblack hair and is holding a microphone.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, a trios match, is scheduled for one fall and is the VERY FIRST MATCH EVER here on VIVA LUCHA!

[BIG POP]

[Music begins playing, (this music: https://youtu.be/9tFWzrFmWCI), and walking out onto the entrance ramp is familiar yellow, orange & red masked & costumed luchadore!]

FR: Introducing first, from Mexico.. REY DIABLO LOCO!

[HUGE LEGENDARY LUCHADOR POP!]

JI: Rey Diablo Loco, a multiple time champion in both Mexico and Japan, famous for his rivalry with Pablo O'Connor in 1997 in the old JPWF in Japan, and over the last 3 years having a resurgence to his career where it all began in Mexico!

DH: He's a washed up goody goody, Jose! We see enough of him at our other job, why do we have to see him here too?

[As Loco climbs into the ring a new song begins playing, (this one: https://youtu.be/vjGVcq31o5c), and walking out is a man in a green dragon themed mask & costume.]

FR: And his partner, from Japan... MEGA DRAGON!

[BIG POP]

JI: Former Origami Lucha Libre Middleweight Champion, he actually started off his career in Mexico despite being from Japan but recently he competes more in his home country.

DH: Pfft, they can keep him!

[Dragon leaps into the ring and shakes hands with Loco and then another song begins playing, (this one: https://youtu.be/_v7scJIhm2g), and running out onto the entrance ramp is a man in a goat themed mask and costume.]

FR: And their partner, from Canada... THE KID!

[BIG POP as The Kid pretends to rub the horns on his mask against the faces of fans who laugh and play along.]

JI: The Kid got his start in FFN Pro, competing in their light heavyweight division, and since the demise of that promotion has wrestled in Mexico, Japan and all over North America.

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

[HUGE POP as The Kid goes over to the announce table and begins gently ramming his masked head against Diego's side.]

DH: HELP ME JOSE! I AM UNDER ATTACK! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The Kid steps back and gives Diego a quizzical look before rolling into the ring and shaking hands with his partners.]

JI: There, there, Diego. It's over now.

DH: I AM TRAUMATIZED! TRAUMATIZED!

[As Diego tries to recover the music fades out and a teenaged boy dressed in a robe of red walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a drum attached to him. He begins drumming and as he does so, three more teen aged boys and three teen aged girls, all dressed in red robes, walk out and begin singing "God Save The Queen"!]

FR: And their opponents, from the United Kingdom.. "The Duke" William Phillips, Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor... THE MONARCHY!

[Fans BOO instinctively as the trio walk out, their heads held high with smug expressions, basking in the glory of this choir singing their national anthem.]

JI: Their first impression is not going so well with these fans here in the VL Arena.

DH: That is because these idiots do not know anything about class! These three have been DOMINATING the wrestling scene in Europe. Of course these brainless sheep can not appreciate the MAGNIFICENCE before them!

[Phillips, Ward and Taylor sneer at the fans as they make their way to the ring before climbing in and striking a group pose to HUGE BOOS.]

JI: Well maybe they can change everyone's opinions with their actions in the ring because it is time for the first ever Viva Lucha match to kick off!

[Rey Diablo Loco prepares to start for his team, "The Duke" William Phillips prepares to start for The Monarchy. Fernando Rodriguez has climbed out of the ring and plops down at a chair next to the announce table and picks up a little hammer and holds it over the ring bell that is perched on a stand. The referee is wearing a gray mask and he motions to Fernando.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Trios Match: Tecnicos: Rey Diablo Loco, Mega Dragon & The Kid vs Rudos: William Phillips, Angus Ward & Duncan Taylor (The Monarchy) **********************************************************

[BIG POP]

JI: And our first ever match is now OFFICIALLY UNDER WAY!

DH: Glad that can only be shouted once.

[Phillips gives Loco a look over and shakes his head with a chuckle and then both men lock up in the middle of the ring. The Duke bends Loco's fingers back and transitions into tying up Loco's left arm. The luchadore moves towards the ropes and hops up onto the 2nd rope and leaps over and tosses William away with an arm drag throw. The Duke pops up to his knees and has a look of disgust on his face as he stares daggers at his opponent.]

[POP]

[Both men circle each other and they lock up again but this time Phillips does a quick go-behind and hooks his arms around Loco's waist and goes for a German Suplex... But Loco flips through the momentum to land on his feet! The Duke scrambles to his feet only to be met with a standing dropkick that sends him tumbling through the ropes to the floor outside! As Phillips scrambles to his feet with a wide eyed look of surprise on his face, Loco runs off the ropes and appears to be going for a SUICIDE DIVE.. But The Duke jogs away and the luchadore puts on the brakes.]

[POP]

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is giving Phillips more than he can handle early on!

DH: Que?! That is not what is happening, Jose! It is obvious to anyone with their eyes open that Phillips is just trying to get away from old man Loco because he smells horrifically! Do not pretend that he does not!

[The Duke shakes his head with disgust as he walks over to his corner and speaks with his partners before climbing back into the ring and then motioning as if he is going to lock up with Loco again but then steps back and tags in Angus Ward instead.]

DH: Oh, this is good, Jose! Watch this guy, Ward. He is a Suplex MASTER!

[Mega Dragon calls out to Loco and the luchadore walks over and tags in the masked man from Japan. Dragon leaps into the ring and he begins circling the stoic faced Ward. The two lock up and Angus immediately goes for a go-behind, hooking Dragon in the process, and INSTANTLY hits a LIGHTNING SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!]

[WOAH]

DH: Did you see that, Jose?!

JI: What a Snap German Suplex by Ward!

DH: The impact! The speed! You shall see, Jose, this man is a MASTER!

[He also does not give Dragon a moment to recover, putting the boots to the masked man before yanking him up to his feet and hooking his head quickly and in almost one fluid motion.. SNAP VERTICAL SUPLEX!]

[SUPLEX POP]

JI: Not only is his technique impressive, Diego, his speed is incredible!

DH: I watched footage of this team on Youtube, Jose. You shall see, they are ALL incredible!

[Ward pulls Dragon up and whips him to the ropes and then goes for an elbow smash.. But the Japanese fighter does a rolling tumble to dodge the blow, rolls through to his feet and then leaps into the air and flips backwards catching Angus, who was spinning around to face his opponent, with a MULE KICK to the chest sending the suplex specialist to the canvas!]

[BIG POP]

[Angus tries to scramble to his feet but eats a martial arts kick to the midsection, doubling him over, and then Dragon hops onto the ropes nearby and springs off and wraps his legs around a standing Ward's head and spins around and TOSSES WARD WITH A SPINNING LEGSCISSORS THROW! As the crowd POPS, Ward scrambles to his corner and makes a frustrated expression.]

JI: The former OLL Middleweight Champion is showing that he can also be incredible!

DH: Jose, he was flailing about in the air like a shirt out to line dry during a thunderstorm in Texas! There was nothing incredible about it.

[The Duke makes a disgusted look from the apron as he gives Mega Dragon the look over while Duncan Taylor talks to his partner and they both nod their heads and Ward tags in Duncan. As Dragon prepares to lock up he hears an abrasive yell from his Canadian partner, The Kid, who is hopping up and down wanting to get in the ring. Dragon shrugs and walks over and tags in his goat themed comrade who climbs into the ring and begins running in place while shaking his head furiously!]

[BIG POP]

DH: AIEEEEEE! Watch out! He has rabies!

JI: Just calm down, Diego.

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Taylor makes a face as if saying "Look at this goof!" while The kid jogs in place towards him. Duncan goes to lock up but The Kid dodges the grab attempt and begins biting Taylor's butt!]

[BIG POP]

DH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! RABIES!

[Duncan makes an obvious pained expression and immediately begins raining HARD elbow smashes to his opponent while on the apron, The Duke has his most disgusted expression so far in this match. The masked referee separates The Kid & Taylor and begins admonishing the Canadian about biting when Taylor takes that opportunity to hit a VICIOUS short lariat to the goat themed fighter.]

JI: Taylor taking a cheap shot..

DH: Jose! There are no such thing as cheap shots, cheating or dirty tactics when it comes to The Monarchy! They are completely and totally pure class!

[Taylor gets Kid in the corner and begins pounding away with forearm shots. He then whips the Kid out of the corner but the masked man reverses the whip and sends Duncan into the opposite corner. And then the Canadian begins running in place while lowering his head and he then takes off, SPRINTING HEADRAM in the corner to the midsection, doubling Taylor over!]

[BIG POP]

DH: He cheated, Jose! He went low! Masked referee.. he went low!

JI: He did not, Diego.

DH: I only pray that he does not BITE anyone when he goes low. Madre y dios! To have rabies there...

[The Kid runs in place, shaking his head furiously and pumping an arm into the air as the crowd cheers for him and then he charges towards his opponent who has had enough time to recover thanks to the Canadian's antics, and EXPLODE out of the corner with a HUGE Lariat!]

DH: Gracias, Duncan! Put that rabid, fitlhy.. BEAST down for the good of all humanity!

[Taylor angrily puts a boot to the Canadian before hauling him up to his feet and dragging him to Monarchy's corner. Duncan offers the tag to the Duke, who sighs with disgust as he wearily eyes the goat themed opponent before making the tag. Phillips climbs in and pulls the Kid a step away and then... BRUTALLY STIFF EUROPEAN UPPER CUT!]

[STIFFNESS POP]

JI: Caramba! What an upper cut by Phillips!

DH: He dropped that rabid beast like a Christmas sack full of tamales!

[Phillips shakes his arm as if trying to make any germs or bacteria he may have gotten from his opponent fall off before pulling up the masked man and hooking a double underhook and then...]

[SUPLEX POP]

[William pops up to his feet and flashes an arrogant smile and does the royalty hand wave to the fans who then turn their applause for his technique into BOOS. Phillips is quickly disgusted with the fans and waves them off before returning his attention to his opponent, who he drags up to his feet but then the Kid tries to BITE Phillips hand! The Duke pulls his hand away just in time and jumps back and fires a kick to the midsection of his opponent and then hits a HARD running knee lift to send the Kid falling into Monarchy's corner and William quickly tags in Ward and scrambles out of the ring checking his hands with wide eyed shock mixed with disgust on his face.]

JI: Phillips has an aversion to dealing with the Kid.

DH: Can you blame him, Jose?! He is a fighter not a farmer!

[Ward quickly pulls the masked man to his feet, hooks him from the front and.. SNAP OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!]

[HE'S DEAD POP!]

JI: Oh no! He's killed him!

DH: We can only hope, Jose.

[Ward quickly tags in Taylor and both men drag the Kid away from the corner and they each grab a leg and slap single leg crab holds on their opponent!]

JI: What a double team here by Ward & Taylor!

DH: They call this the Monarchy Crab, Jose. I saw videos of them stretching numerous foes with this on..

JI: Youtube, we know.

[The gray masked referee puts a count on the Monarchy members and they stretch as much as they can before releasing the hold in time. Taylor then throws the much smaller opponent onto his shoulders, walks around and then hits a Samoan drop! Duncan then quickly tags Angus and then lifts the Kid up high with a bear hug. Ward climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a SEATED SENTON to the defenseless Canadian while Phillips nods his head and applauds and boasts about that being the way true fighters do it. Ward goes for the cover and the referee gets in position..]

JI: Ward with the cover... ONE! ... TWO! ..

[POP]

JI: Rey Diablo Loco breaks up the count with a boot to the head!

DH: What a no good cheater that smelly old man is!

JI: Diego! Rey Diablo Loco does not smell bad! I do not know where you got this from!

DH: My nose, Jose. I got it from my nose!

[The ref sends Loco back to his corner while Angus climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and leaps off with an ELBOW DROP... but the Kid rolls out of the way!]

[BIG POP]

JI: This may be the chance the Kid needs to make a tag!

DH: No! This should not be happening!

[The Kid begins crawling to his corner with both Mega Dragon & Rey Diablo Loco reaching for a tag. Ward rolls to his corner and tags in Taylor who scrambles into the ring and runs over and goes for a running senton splash on the Canadian... BUT THE GOAT WARRIOR MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT AS WELL!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Is it all unraveling for the Monarchy now?

DH: There is no way their dominance can come to an end at the hands of a rabid goat!

[Taylor rolls towards his corner where an irate Phillips tags in but as he scrambles inside the ring it's too late because the Kid has made the tag!]

[HOT TAG POP]

[And Mega Dragon leaps into the ring and immediately catches Phillips with a LEAPING SPIN KICK sending the Englishman down! Angus Ward scrambles in and charges at the masked Japanese fighter but Dragon leap frogs over the suplex master and when Ward turns around he gets a THRUST KICK to the chest sending him flying backwards through the ropes and to the floor outside!]

JI: Mega Dragon is on fire right now against the Monarchy!

DH: Don't tell me he's rabid too?!

[The Duke grabs both of Dragon's arms from behind and yells out to Taylor. Duncan climbs in and charges with a lariat.. BUT DRAGON DUCKS AT THE LAST MOMENT! The lariat sends Phillips stumbling backwards and tumbling through the ropes outside! Taylor holds his head in horror at what he inadvertently did and then spins around just in time for Rey Diablo Loco to nail him with a running dropkick sending him through the ropes and to the floor outside! The Kid jumps up and down on the apron so Dragon tags him in and all three masked men stand in the ring and look at their opponents outside the ring and then nod to each other.]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

[Loco rushes to a corner, climbs up the turnbuckles and then as Ward, Taylor and Phillips regroup outside the ring, he leaps off..]

[PLANCHA POP!]

JI: PLANCHA! HIGH CROSSBODY PRESS OF THE TOP TO THE MONARCHY OUTSIDE THE RING! PLANCHAAAA!

DH: Oh no! I forgot about your mania for dives!

[And it's not over, Diego. As Loco starts pulling up the three members of the Monarchy to their feet, Mega Dragon runs to the ropes, charges, does a cartwheel and then... BACKFLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO SPLASH THE MONARCHY OUTSIDE!]

[PLANCHA POP!]

JI: CARTWHEEL BACKFLIP PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

DH: Please, God. Please do not let this rabid goat take flight.

[Diego knows what's coming. In the ring the Kid begins running in place and shaking his head furiously and flailing his arms around while trying to make goat screams and when Loco and Dragon get the Monarchy up on their feet the Canadian takes off running and then.... SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO THE MONARCHY OUTSIDE!]

[PLANCHA POP!!]

JI: SUICIDE DIVE! TOPE SUICIDAAAAAA! PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[As the wrestlers sort themselves out the fans are going NUTS!]

Crowd: LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!

[The Kid pulls up a dazed William Phillips and rolls him back inside the ring and begins running laps around the ring and around his now horrified opponent!]

JI: The Duke's worst fears are coming to life as the opponent he seems the most disgusted by has him at his mercy!

DH: Jose! He is having the reaction all sane people have when faced with a rabid animal about to infect them with some disease! A man of such class and prestige as the Duke should not be facing such a fate!

[Taylor hops onto the apron and SPITS at the Kid!]

[BOOS]

[Mega Dragon hops on the apron and gets into it with Duncan and the gray masked referee hurries over to deal with it while the Kid tries to get the spit off of his mask and Phillips pulls some brass knuckles out of his ring boots.]

JI: Oh no! Referee turn around! Phillips has something..

DH: BE QUIET, JOSE!

[William slides the brass knucks on his left hand and then from a kneeling position PUNCHES the Kid square in the groin!]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: No! This isn't right!

DH: He is doing the responsible thing, Jose. He is neutering the rabid beast.

[Phillips slides off the knucks and stuffs it back into his ring boot and then barks an order to his partner show then tie up Loco and Dragon outside the ring while Phillips sets up the Kid for...]

*THUD*

JI: ARM TRAP NECKBREAKER!

DH: It's the DUke Cutter, Jose! Did not you not Youtube these guys like I did?! Be a professional like me!

[Phillips goes for the cover, the referee leaps into position..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[BOOS]

FR: Here are your winners... THE MONARCHY!

[The choir come back out onto the top of the entrance ramp and begin singing "God Save the Queen" again while the crowd BOOS THEIR HEADS OFF! Phillips joins Taylor and Ward outside the ring and they celebrate with smug smiles while Rey Diablo Loco and Mega Dragon tend to their fallen partner.]

JI: The Monarchy have won the first ever match here in Viva Lucha and they have done it with dirty tricks.

DH: What did I tell you earlier, Jose?! Those men have no dirty tricks up their sleeves. It is all pure class!

JI: Amigos, we have to take a commercial break but we have a lot more coming up, stick around!

[We get the "Viva Lucha" logo as we cut away to commercials.]

[Black screen.]

Voice Over: What would a pro wrestler do for a Cherry Cola?

[We cut to a wrestling ring in a studio with an excited crowd jumping up and down. A handsome young African American man is wearing blue wrestling trunks and white boots and has a familiar face, "Up All Night" Pablo O'Connor in his wrestling gear, scooped up for a body slam. He SLAMS Pablo down and the crowd goes wild and O'Connor rolls out of the ring where his wife, Stephanie Delacroix runs over to him.]

POC: This is not worth the trouble! Let's just take a count-out.

SD: But, Honey Bunny! If you don't beat this guy then they won't give us our Cherry Colas!

POC: WHAT?!

[Rage and determination suddenly fill O'Connor's eyes and he whispers something to his wife who nods her head and then the only man to win a 200 man Rumble in wrestling history rolls back into the ring  and goes to lock up with his opponent as Delacroix hops onto the apron and calls out to the referee.]

SD: You call yourself an official?! You're the worst referee I've ever seen!

[The referee stomps over to the ropes.]

Ref: You get off the apron, young lady!

SD: Whatsa' matter? Can't take criticism?

[And then Pablo drops to his knees and LOW BLOWS his opponent who falls to his knees holding his groin while the crowd goes "OOOF", feeling phantom pains. O'Connor then runs off the ropes and hits his foe with the CHERRY COLA SMASH running kneebrace to the head and Pablo goes for the cover, the referee turns from Stephanie and goes to make the count..]

ONE! TWO! THREE!

*DING DING DING*

[The crowd BOOS while the dastardly duo stand in a corner drinking Cherry Colas with big smiles on their faces.]

POC: I'll break every rule in the book for the cool, refreshing deliciousness of Cherry Cola!

[The Cherry Cola logo splashes across the screen while O'Connor & Delacroix flash big smiles and hold their sodas up for the camera.]

Voice Over: What would YOU do for a Cherry Cola?

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and to a black screen as the "Sounds of War" by Petteri Sainio begins to play. Slowly a red F fills the center of the screen.]

Voice: It is an unrestrained ...

[The music continues as the F fades to be replaced by a red letter U.]

Voice: Violent anger ...

[The U fades to allowing a red R to fill the screen.]

Voice: Rage ...

[The R fades and a red Y now rests upon the screen.]

Voice: FURY ...

[The Y fades and FURY fills the screen.]

Voice: Viva Lucha, FURY will be unleashed ...

[FURY flashes across the screen three times.]

Voice: FURY is coming!

["Sounds of War" fades as the screen becomes completely black once again. Then we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo and then commercials.]

[We see an older Caucasian man with thinning hair and dressed in a black suit with a white shirt and gray tie sitting at his posh office desk and looking grumpy.]

Man: Just can't get going today!

[A knock on the door raises his head and then a young woman dressed in a white blouse with a dark blue skirt walks in with a big smile and a cup of coffee in her hand.]

Woman: Mr. Holt, I've brought you your coffee!

[His face lights up with a big smile.]

Mr. Holt: My coffee! Debbie you are the best!

[He takes the coffee and takes a big sip and smiles, nodding his head.]

Mr. Holt: I don't know what coffee you use but it works everytime! Now I'm ready to take on the day!

Debbie: No problem sir!

[She walks out the door and we follow her to her desk and she sighs while shaking her head.]

Debbie: I don't know what I would do if he ever found out about Dog Doo Brew!

Voice Over: Dog Doo Brew. It's probably best to keep it a secret.

[The "Viva Lucha" logo brings us back from commercials and we find ourselves at the announce table with Jose and Diego.]

JI: Welcome back to the debut episode of Viva Lucha! It is now time for our next contest so let's go back to the ring with Fernando Rodriguez.

[We cut to the ring where crazy colored tuxedo Fernando Rodriguez has the mic in hand.]

FR: The following contest is a singles match, scheduled for one fall!

[POP]

[A strange noise plays over the PA and then music begins, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4), and walking out onto the entrance ramp is a caucasian man with long gray hair wearing a black cape, gray tights and black ring boots. He carries a wand of some sort witha green light at the end of it that he keeps pointing at the fans. Walking behind him is a caucasian woman with curly blonde hair and a tight dark blue dress who has a water gun in a holster attached to a belt around her waist.]

FR: Accompanied to the ring by Mary Sue, from Beyond Time and Space, here is.. PROFESSOR WHERE!

DH: ... Wait a minute... Is he the guy with the blue box?

JI: Ah.. I am legally obligated to deny that he resembles any known entertainment entities.

[Professor Where climbs into the ring and walks up to the referee, this one wearing a black mask, and waves the wand in the ref's direction before staring at the wand and walking over to Mary Sue and excitedly discussing some "findings". But then the music fades out and a scary voice comes over the PA.]

"Resistance Is Futile!"

[New music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ), and out onto the entrance ramp walks three Mexican men. Two of them have half their faces painted with silver metallic paint and wearing metallic silver tights with similar boots. The other man, leading them out, has silver and gold face paint on his face with long purple hair and wears metallic silver tights with gold trim and gold boots. Oh yeah, he has a gold crown on top of his head.]

FR: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Cy-Force, from the Cyborg Kingdom here is the King of all Cyborgs... CYBORG KING!

[Oh yeah.. fans LOSE IT POPPING LIKE MAD CRAZY!]

JI: For nearly twenty years this man had a storied career in Mexico as Robot King, the king of all Robots. But in December of 2011 he lost his mask to his eternal rival, Mascara de Oro, and after crowning a new king of the robots at the end of 2012 this man underwent a radical change and returned to action transformed as Cyborg King!

DH: You left out the best part though, Jose! Cyborg King waged war against the Robot Kingdom and the Human Race and eventually got some revenge on his old rival, taking Oro's hair!

[The King of all Cyborgs makes his way to the ring giving icy cold stares at the fans until he climbs into the ring and he strikes a royal pose and cracks a big smile and the fans.. MARK OUT MANIA POP!]

JI: We should note that on the last ever ASLL show, Not OK Boss defeated Mascara de Oro for his mask a year after Oro had done the same to Robot King and Robot King personally crowned Not OK Boss the new king of the robots. Oro now wrestles under his real name, Miguel Villa Lobos, and the battles continue between all three factions.

[Professor Where takes off his cape and with wide eyed astonishment and points his wand at Cyborg King as the king takes off his crown. The king of all cyborgs does not take kindly to this gesture though and launches into a full charge and kicks the Professor FLUSH IN THE FACE with his boot! Mary Sue scrambles out of the ring, beaten only by Fernando Rodriguez who races out of the ring and to his chair and he picks up the hammer and...]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Tecnico: Professor Where w/ Mary Sue vs Rudo: Cyborg King (Cyborg Kingdom) **********************************************************

[Cyborg King chokes the Professor with his boot as the referee puts a count on him and outside the ring Cy01 and Cy02 begin eyeing Mary Sue.]

JI: This match is underway and Diego, I do not like how those two are eyeing Where's manager.

DH: They both have quite a history so for once I will agree with your concern.

JI: Before Cy-Force were a member of the Cyborg Kingdom..

DH: Or cyborgs at all..

JI: They were well known rudos in Mexico. Cy01 went by Soylient Green and Cy02 was Gnome and both challenged for the Origami Lucha Libre Middleweight Championships at times.

DH: They are fairly salty but so is what Cyborg King is doing to the Professor!

[Cyborg King is nailing STIFF knife edge chops to Where's face. HIS FACE. The Professor drops to the canvas and rolls around holding his face while the referee reprimands the King who ignores him. And the fans?]

Crowd: CY BORG KING! CY BORG KING! CY BORG KING!

[The king of all cyborgs stops and looks out at the fans and gives them a cold stare but then cracks a smile to HUGE applause. Then he viciously yanks the Professor up by his hair and scoops him up and charges to the ropes and dumps his foe through the ropes to the floor outside and then points at Where which sends a signal to his minions who turn their attention away from Mary Sue and march towards the Professor.]

JI: Cy-Force are on the move here and I don't like the looks of this.

DH: Mary Sue may not like the looks of the Professor when this is over!

[Mary Sue yells at her charge to "do something" as Cy-Force grab him and pull him up to his feet. The referee tries to warn Cyborg King but the king is not listening. Cyborg King looks out at the crowd, who are starting to JUMP to their feet in anticipation of what's about to happen, and then the king of all cyborgs hits the ropes and charges....]

[HOLY MOLY MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: CARAMBAA!!!! SUICIDE DIVING CYBORG ELBOWWWW-AHHH! PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAA!

DH: I am realizing that tonight's main event will probably have a gazillion dives to torture my ears with your screaming.

[Professor Where is KO'D pretty much as he was held in place as Cyborg King charged and caught him FLUSH in the jaw with that diving elbow blow. Cyborg King walks up to the guard railing and holds his arms in the air and the fans SWARM him, patting him on the back and MARKING OUT LIKE CHILDREN!]

JI: For some reason, since his first exposure to American audiences in ASLL as Robot King, Cyborg King is, as you can tell, VERY popular with fight fans north of the border.

DH: The stranger thing, Jose, is watching his majesty BASK in this adulation!

[Indeed, Cyborg King is eating up all this love from the crowd but quickly his face returns to an icy expression as he yanks up the Professor and drags him into the ring. Mary Sue walks over to Cy-Force and gives them a piece of her mind. They both stare at her, then at one another and begin to smile creepily.]

JI: I think Mary Sue should just walk away.

[While that is going on, Cyborg King drags the dead weight of Professor Where up to his feet, scoops the man up and then...]

*THUD*

[LEAPING OUT OF THEIR SEATS MIND EXPLOSIONS SUPER DUPER FAN MOMENT POP]

DH: CYBORG DRIVER!

JI: The move that for decades was the Robot Driver, the King's famous finisher! The referee is in position but this is over!

[And as the ref's hand his the mat ONE... TWO... THREE! It is indeed over.]

*DING DING DING*

[GIANT POP]

FR: Here is your winner... CYBORG KING!

[Cyborg King calls out to Cy-Force who abandon whatever they had planned for Mary Sue and fetch the crown and then climb into the ring and place the crown on their king's head. Mary pulls the Professor out of the ring and shakes her head in disgust at him and calls him "useless". Meanwhile the king of all robots strikes his royal pose and the fans..]

Crowd: ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING!

[Cyborg King smiles then shakes his head and points at Fernando Rodriguez and motions for him to bring the microphone.]

JI: Fernando is rightfully frightened out of his mind right now!

DH: No one can blame him!

[Trembling, Rodriguez climbs into the ring and hands the microphone to Cyborg King, who takes it and with his other hand he motions for silence from the crowd who... DO AS HE ASKS!]

...

CK: ... Resistance.. Is.. Futile!

[BLOW THE ROOF OFF POP]

Crowd: RESISTANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FUTILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Now Cyborg King flashes a big smile.]

RESISTANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FUTILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

DH: I think he is taking over, Jose!

RESISTANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FUTILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

JI: It certainly looks that way, Diego. Amigos, we have to take a break but coming up still tonight, our huge main event! Stay tuned!

RESISTANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FUTILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[We cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo that takes us to commercials.]

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[The "Viva Lucha" logo leads us back to the show and we get a shot of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza's office from outside, in footage obviously filmed earlier in the day, and then we see inside where the boss is looking at someone with a pondering look.]

EGC: So, your home promotion has folded due to some debts by their parent company. There is a new promotion beginning in Japan that you are taking part in but you also want to compete here in the States and you want to do that in MY arena?

[The camera pans back and we see the back of someone's head as they nod. Carranza sighs as he leans back in his chair and then he flashes a smug smile.]

EGC: I have to be honest, Meiko.. I am not a fan of you.

[We now get a shot of who he's talking to, a slightly wounded looking JPWF Women's World Champion, MEIKO YAMAZAKI!]

MY: Oh...

EGC: Don't get me wrong, you are incredibly talented and gifted. You are one of, if not THE, strongest women fighters on the planet. But you lack the killer instinct. You are too soft on your opponents, too sporting. But...

[Carranza's gaze drops down to hungrily eye the pink leather and gold metal plates of the iconic JPWF Women's World Championship belt.]

EGC: That belt.. All it's history.

[His right hand slowly begins reaching out across the desk towards the belt sitting in front of Yamazaki on the desk.]

EGC: Twenty years of the greatest matches in women's wrestling history.. All the blood, sweat, tears and lives sacrificed to build it's prestige...

[Meiko is a little creeped out by the look on Carranza's face and she grabs the belt and moves it to her lap and out of his reach. Of course he snaps out of his  stupor and flashes an awkward nervous smile.]

EGC: What can I say, Meiko? I have a.. "thing".. for historic championships.

[She tries to read his expression.]

MY: So.. I can fight here in Viva Lucha?

[The smugness returns to his demeanor and he nods his head.]

EGC: I tell you what, Meiko.. As long as you have that amazing championship belt around your waist and are willing to defend it against any opponent of my choosing here in the VL Arena..

[He extends his hand across the table.]

EGC: You have a home here in Viva Lucha!

[Reassured she nods and shakes his hand.]

MY: Thank you, Mr. Carranza! I am grateful for this opportunity to defend this championship all over the world. I-

[Meiko is cut off by Emanuel leaning across the table suddenly.]

EGC: But if you lose the pink belt... Heh... Adios.

[Carranza has a Cheshire cat smile while the realization of what he is saying sinks in on Meiko's face. She nods solemnly and as she gets up to leave he leans back in his chair and motions with his head.]

EGC: Next time, come prepared.. I have the perfect opponent in mind for you!

[He winks at her ominously while she nods her head solemnly again and walks out his door and we cut to the "Viva Lucha" logo that leads us for the last time to commercials.]

[We see some white Adidas sneakers strutting down a sidewalk as Lemuria's "Thunder In Your Love" plays.]

Voice Over: Only one thing can put the strut in your step.

[We pan up to see blue work out pants on the legs doing the strut.]

V/O: Only one thing will step up your game.

[We pan up to see a blue windbreaker zipped up and then the familiar blue masked visage of the one and only... MASKED MANIAC!]

MM: If you want to bag the hoes, you gotta' mask your bro!

[Of course he points to his crotch as he struts off screen and a logo for "Masked Bro Condoms" appears on screen.]

V/O: Masked Bros, top of the line condoms. Available at convenient stores everywhere.

[The "Viva Lucha" logo flashes and leads us back to the announce table with Jose & Diego.]

JI: Amigos, we were informed just a bit ago that next time our main event will be the JPWF Women's World Champion, Meiko Yamazaki, defending the most prestigious championship in women's wrestling against a surprise opponent!

DH: I wonder if it will be Senora Roja.

JI: Senora Roja is the Mexican National Women's Champion in TLL, our day job so to speak.

DH: Not only that, Jose, it is rumored that her family are long time business associates of "El Jefe", Senor Carranza!

JI: Speculation, Diego, and I would not run with rumors since that could land one in trouble with our boss, hypotheticially.

DH: AIEEEEEE!

JI: It is now time for our main event for the TLL International Light Heavyweight Championship. A title created by our parent company, Tradicion Lucha Libre, in 2013 so it could be fought for by fighters from all over the globe as opposed to the Mexican National Championships that can only be fought for by fighters of Mexican nationality. Kabuki-X of Japan was the very first holder of this belt and he defended it in Japan and in Mexico. In March of 2014 John Maverick Jr, of the United States, won the title at Arena Coliseo but lost the championship a month later back to Kabuki-X in Japan. But in January of this year, 2015, Senor Cloak DOs defeated Kabuki-X in Arena Mexico to become the fourth champion. Tonight he defends this championship in our very first main event.

DH: Just that, Jose, would make this a high stakes main event but there is so much more to this match!

JI: Indeed because the challenger tonight, Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora from Costa Rica, is not only getting the opportunity of a lifetime to fight for a prestigious championship against a hero of his.. He has to impress everyone to the point of them chanting his name by the time the show is over.. Win, lose or draw.. To get a job here in Viva Lucha.

DH: For those at home who do not quite understand the opportunity to be had here, Jose.. Viva Lucha is being broadcast all over the world by the Fantastic Fight Network and is backed by Tradicion Lucha Libre, the biggest wrestling promotion in Mexico and one of the biggest promotions in the world. Working here is a VERY big deal in terms of exposure in this business.

JI: Excellent point, Diego! Why can't you do more analysis like that?

DH: Que?! I was reading the bullet points off your piece of paper!

JI: *sighs* Let's go to Fernando Rodriguez.

[Fernando is in the ring and he lifts the microphone to his lips.]

FR: The following contest is a singles match, scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit and is our MAIN EVENT of the evening..

[POP]

FR: And is for.. the INTERNATIONAL LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

[HUGE POP]

[Music plays over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w), and from the back out walks a well toned latino man with a Costa Rican flag tattoo on his chest over his heart and a tattoo along his abdomen reading "Pura Vida". He's wearing a scaled green and yellow mask resembling a crocodile and has green tights with white ring boots. He pats the Costa Rican flag tattoo over his heart then throws his arms into the air and yells.]

"PURA VIDA!"

[POP]

FR: Introducing first the challenger, from San Jose, Costa Rica.. Here is.. POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[PCZ makes his way to the ring motioning to the fans and reaching out for high fives where he can find them. The fans are polite but they simply don't know him.]

JI: This is the first look I have ever gotten of Zarzamora personally though my understanding is he has wrestled in some indies in Mexico and other places in recent years. He has quite a task ahead of him here tonight.

DH: We have gone over his situation already, Jose. It is simple. Deliver or go home a broken, empty shell of a man.

JI: A lot of heart and sympathy from you, Diego.

[Zarzamora climbs into the ring and jumps on the 2nd turnbuckle and motions to the crowd who cheer politely.]

FR: And his opponent...

[Suddenly music erupts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA), and fans JUMP TO THEIR FEET and begin cheering WILDLY and chanting..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

FR: From Parts Unknown, he is the International Light Heavyweight Champion... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[The pop goes MIND BLOWING WHITE HOT NUCLEAR as from the back comes a familiar masked man. Wearing a black mask that covers all of his face with cherry colored eye visors and cherry colored "SCII" on his forehead, as well as black tights with cherry colored ring boots, wrist tape and hooded cape with the hood on, (oh and the TLL International Light Heavyweight Title belt around his waist), it's the masked man famous from PVW, Fighting Spirit and Tradicion Lucha Libre in Mexico.. SCD!]

[OMEGA SUPREME BREAK DANCING MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: Diego, we see this man on a regular basis in our day job..

DH: Do not remind me, Jose. UGH!

JI: It is easy to forget when seeing all the amazing matches this man has been in over the years in all the different promotions and with crowd reactions like this one.. That this man is only 23 years old.

[SCD gives fans high fives, embraces and touches his masked head to the heads of fans who are wearing replica masks of his mask.]

JI: He was NINETEEN years old when he debuted in Phoenix Valley Wrestling in 2011 and had legendary matches against "The Bad Wolf" Christopher Black. Since then a lot has happened in this man's career. One constant has remained though, he's been a SUPERSTAR every single promotion he's been to.

DH: No one has ever said that this goof is not talented, Jose. He just needs to ditch the goody goody business!

[SCD makes it to the ring, hops onto the ring apron, grabs the rope and leaps into the ring and strikes a super hero pose and the fans.. GO NUTS!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos climbs to the top turnbuckle and pumps his arms with the chants which drive them even LOUDER than before. Zarzamora watches and then begins stretching in his corner.]

DH: Look at crocodile boy, Jose! He looks nervous and he should be! You heard our boss, Jose.. This crowd has to be chanting for green mask over there by the end of the night and what do you hear, Jose?

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: Hmmm.

DH: Crocodile boy is going to turn this crowd against Senor Cloak Dos? Ha!

JI: He does not have to turn the crowd AGAINST Dos, Diego. He just has to get them to chant his name.

DH: It will not happen, Jose. I bet you a cool, refreshing Cherry Cola that it does not happen!

JI: I will see your bet and raise it that if they do chant for Zarzamora by the end of the night, not only do I get a Cherry Cola you pay for, YOU have to drink a cup of Dog Doo Brew coffee.

DH: ACK! Fine, whatever. They are not going to cheer for this crocodile goof so this will be an easy bet!

[Dos throws off his hooded cape and takes off the belt and hands it to the white masked referee who shows it to PCZ and then holds it up in the air..]

[TITLE BELT POP]

[And then the referee hands it to Rodriguez before he exits the ring with the belt and goes to his station next to the announce table and grabs the hammer and waits for the ref's instructions. The ref checks the masked man from Costa Rica first then checks the champion from Mexico and then motions to Fernando.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Main Event: TLL International Light Heavyweight Championship Match: Tecnico: (c)Senor Cloak DOs vs Tecnico: Pcho Cocodrilo Zarzamora **********************************************************

[GIANT SIZED EARTH SHAKING POP]

JI: Our very first main event here at Viva Lucha is OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: Gracias for only screaming the last part and not the whole thing, Jose.

[SCD and PCZ meet in the middle of the ring and Dos offers a handshake which Zarzamora accepts.]

[SPORTSMANSHIP POP]

[They nod their heads and begin circling one another. They lock up in the middle of the ring, PCZ goes for a quick go behind and lifts Dos up and takes him down to the canvas but the International Light Heavyweight champion quickly scrambles loose and rolls to his feet and both men nod their heads and begin circling one another again.]

JI: Zarzamora with the early takedown but Dos was too quick to be held down.

DH: That is why a good kick to the groin usually works better than goody goody stuff, Jose.

[They lock up in the middle of the ring again and this time the Costa Rican grabs his Mexican opponent's arm and goes for an arm wringer but Dos grabs PCZ's wrist and reverses the arm wringer! The crocodile themed masked man rolls forward with the move and pops up on his knees trying to roll away but Dos drops down and goes for a front headlock. PCZ does a side roll and grabs ahold of Dos' arm and pops up to his knee for an arm bar but Dos pivots forward and kips up to his feet forcing his opponent to theirs as well and then an arm drag throw tosses the Costa Rican over onto his back. But PCZ kips up to his feet and tosses the champ over with an arm drag throw of his own, sending the masked Mexican across the ring! Dos rolls to his feet and both men stare at one another as the fans.. GO NUTS!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What an exchange there between these two! Zarzamora was going tit for tat against the champion there!

DH: He may be as quick as Dos, Jose!

[Senor Cloak Dos nods his head at his opponent and they begin to circle one another once more but this time Pocho Cocodrilo runs for the ropes and Dos stops in the middle of the ring and prepares himself. PCZ leaps into the air towards the champ who ducks, but as the Costa Rican flies over her grabs a hold of SCD and attempts a sunset flip! The champ puts the brakes on that, not allowing himself to fall backwards and instead closes his legs on either side of his foe and rolls forward, throwing Zarzamora over and into a roll up of his own! The white masked referee drops down to count ONE before the Costa Rican scrambles out of the flash pin attempt!]

[FAST ACTION POP]

[Both men scramble to their feet and while Dos is up first this is a disadvantage because down lower PCZ is able to grab the champ's left leg and trip him down to the canvas onto his back! But before the Costa Rican can release the luchador's leg, Dos pivots his body upwards and wraps both his legs around his opponent's head, rolls to a standing headscissors position with his hands and then launches himself forward and tosses the challenger across the ring with a headscissors throw!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: This actio it's going so fast!

DH: We can't even keep up, they're still going!

[Indeed, both men pop up to their feet and this time Dos getting to his faster is an advantage because he's read to reach down and grab PCZ's left leg and trip him while the Costa Rican was scrambling to get his bearings. Dos goes to hook the leg but the challenger tries to roll away, but this only gives his back to the champ who hooks him and lifts him up off the canvas from behind! PCZ is not without surprises of his own though, as he pivots himself backwards to a seated position and drops through SCD's grasp and as he falls he catches Dos' right arm and then TOSSES Dos across the ring with an arm drag throw!]

[BIG POP]

JI: What a counter there by Zarzamora who NEEDS to hang in there and pull off counters like that to impress this crowd and earn a job here at Viva Lucha!

DH: Maybe he would impress if they didn't do this stuff, YUCK!

[Both men pop to their feet and stare at each other from across the ring and then SCD motions towards the challenger, nods his head and does a little applause.]

[PROPS POP]

[PCZ looks around at the crowd and then nods his head and both men approach each other with some caution as they head to the middle of the ring. This time it's SCD who runs to the ropes, PCZ drops down as Dos bounces off the ropes with lightning speed. The champ does a CARTWHEEL over the challenger and then a BACKFLIP to his feet, POPPING THE CROWD! PCZ pops up to his feet and SCD charges! The Costa Rican hunches over for a back bodydrop but Dos tumble rolls across his opponent's back before landing on his feet. Both men spin towards each other and PCZ lashes out with a KICK to the midsection, double Dos over and a FOREARM across the upperback sending the champ down to one knee!]

[BOOS]

DH: That is more like it, Jose! Enough of the good guy act, a job and a prestigious championship are on the line here! Get aggressive!

JI: Nothing wrong with what Zarzamora did there, Senor Cloak Dos is just THAT popular with this crowd.

[PCZ sprints to the ropes and charges but Dos hops up to his feet and leaps into the air and... CATCHES THE COSTA RICAN WITH A HURRICANRANA THROW sending him across the ring!]

[MASSIVE POP]

[The challenger decides to roll out of the ring to the floor outside to catch his bearings and the champion immediately spots him outside the ring and sprints to the ropes, bounces off and charges... DOS LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE.. PCZ runs out of the way.. And the champ adjusts in the air and places his hands down on the ring apron to push himself backwards so he can land on his feet and stop himself at the guard rails to avoid a wipe out!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: What speed and presence of mind from Dos to avoid disaster there!

DH: What about his opponent, Jose? He was reeling from that hurricanrana and had the ring smarts to avoid getting hit with one of Dos' planchas which as we both know from our day job are just about the hardest hitting planchas in the entire sport!

[PCZ scrambles under the ropes, into the ring and to his feet. Dos gives a fan a high five and then rushes onto the apron but the Costa Rican shoves the champ off the apron to the floor with his boot. Then Zarzamora sprints to the ropes, bounces off and charges as the champion scrambles to his feet. PCZ leaps... OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON THE CHAMP OUTSIDE THE RING!]

[PLANCHA POP]

JI: PLANCHAAAAAAA! OVER THE TOP ROPE SOMERSAULT PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!

DH: God help my ears!

JI: THAT is what Zarzamora needs to do, Diego! To win this crowd and our boss over, he needs to hit big moves like that!

DH: Who would imagine that crocodile boy would be the first one to hit their dive in this match, Jose?!

[The crowd applauds PCZ's plancha and he gets to his knees and motions to the crowd but SCD sits up and motions to the crowd as well and the crowd..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The Costa Rican's body language says it all.]

JI: Of course he is up against one of the most popular athletes in the sport at the moment so he is going to have to do a lot more to win them over.

DH: He needs to do more punching, kicking and eye raking. That will work.

[PCZ rolls into the ring, looking slightly deflated, and the champ rolls in after him. Both men get to their feet and Pocho Cocodrilo charges at Dos who drops down to the canvas. The Costa Rican hops over him and as he bounces off the ropes the champ pops up on his feet and tries to trip the challenger. But Zarzamora leaps forward and does a HANDSTAND bounce off the ropes and lands on his feet then throws in a back flip for flair! SCD charges and PCZ leaps up onto the champion's shoulders and TOSSES THE CHAMP ACROSS THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA THROW OF HIS OWN!]

[BIG POP]

JI: What a move by the challenger! Dos tumbles out of the ring.

DH: Here we go, Jose!

[The Costa Rican sprints off the ropes and goes for a BASEBALL SLIDE under the bottom rope but Dos leaps out of the way and onto the apron and rolls into the ring in a flash! Zarzamora, as quick as he is, is STUNNED by the unreal speed of the champion and tries to scramble onto the ring apron as quickly as he can but even quicker Senor Cloak DOs is hopping onto the 2nd turnbuckle and.. SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK sending PCZ off the apron to the floor outside!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Fans are jumping up in anticipation, I think we know what could be next..

[Everyone knows what is coming as the International Light Heavyweight champion sprints off the ropes and with amazing speed races across the ring and DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH HIS ARMS IN FRONT AND HITS A SUICIDE  DIVE CATCHING PCZ BY HIS SHOULDERS AND SENDS THE COSTA RICAN FLYING INTO THE GUARD RAILING WITH A SHOVE!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: TOPE SUICIDAAA!!!! SUICIDE DIVE PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

DH: MADRE Y DIOS! MY EARS!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[PCZ grabs his back as he slumps to the floor off the railing while Dos gets to his feet and pumps a fist with the crowd.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: What was amazing about that dive, Diego, is the mercy that Dos showed in it. Usually he tucks his arms to his side and destroys opponents with those missile suicide dive headbutts of his but he gave this newcomer basically a suicide dive shove and while I'm sure it wasn't without pain to hit the guard railing, we know the incredible power of Dos' usual suicide dives.

DH: And you think this is good, Jose?! To show mercy to a man challenging you for your championship?! It is the definition of stupid!

[Dos rolls into the ring and strikes a super hero pose for the fans who..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Zarzamora gets to his feet and leans against the guard railing while looking at the fans chanting for his opponent and he gives a slight shake of his head before he rolls back inside the ring. SCD gives the challenger his space and allows him to get to his feet before moving in. Dos looks for a lock up and PCZ gets on the back pedal, trying to catch his bearings and get a better position of leverage. They do lock up in the middle of the ring and both men jockey for advantage and then Dos leaps up and puts his boots against the challenger and then falls backwards and..]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Monkey Flip Toss by the champion!

[Zarzamora pops up to his feet and is caught with a hip toss! He scrambles to his feet once more and this time the champ slaps on a side headlock and tosses the challenger over and onto the canvas and Dos sits up and cranks on the side headlock.]

[POP]

JI: Interesting to see Senor Cloak Dos be the one to slowdown the speed of a match.

DH: It is a good strategy though, Jose. Surprising as it is. I wonder if crocodile boy is not being too respectful to Dos so far.

JI: What do you mean?

DH: There are many counters he could be doing here, Jose. He could go for the eyes, he could hit a low blow, try to scratch at those eye visors.. Lots of things. But no, he is trying to push up and get out of this in a "clean" way! Blegh!

[In fact PCZ is trying to push himself and his opponent up but Dos who is slightly larger of the two forces them back down and continues to grind the headlock.]

JI: Well, perhaps Zarzamora is also a fan of Señor Cloak Dos? It would be very nerve wracking indeed if not only are you fighting for a spot in the roster and for a prestigious championship like the International Light Heavyweight title but to do all of that against someone that you maybe are a fan of would multiply the pressure and then some!

DH: Forget the hero worship, Jose! If you want to get ahead in this sport you have to do it by any means necesarry. Crocodile boy needs to learn that as soon as possible.

[We cut a shot of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza's office and we see his window blinds are open and he is sitting back at his desk watcing the action in the ring.]

JI: And there is the man who will need the most impressing tonight for PCZ.

DH: Exactly. What does he really want to see, Jose? I think we know it is not this goody two shoes junk.

[In the ring Zarzamora is getting Dos up to his feet and pushes the champ into the ropes and the white masked ref calls for the break. Of course, Senor Cloak Dos gives the clean break but as PCZ steps away the Costa Rican hesitates for a moment and then LASHES OUT with an elbow to the midsection of the champion!]

[BOOS]

JI: Oh! Zarzamora not respecting the clean break!

DH: THAT is more like it, Jose! Do more of that crocodile boy!

[PCZ grabs a hold of the stunned champ's wrist and whips him across the ropes and then leaps onto the 2nd rope and springs off, turning in mid-air to catch the masked Mexican with a springboard seated senton but Dos uses the momentum to push the challenger off of him. Zarzamora rolls to his feet and Dos scrambles to his. The Costa Rican goes for a dropkick but the champion sidesteps and when the challenger scrambles to his feet Dos is waiting to slap on a sideheadlock and toss his opponent back down to the canvas and grind the headlock once again.]

[BIG POP]

JI: The Costa Rican used some aggression to open up an advantage in this match but it has ultimately landed him back where he was before.

DH: He needed to take it further, Jose. Be MORE aggressive and watch out for that speed! You can be as fast as you want, it probably will not be as fast as Senor Super Goody Goody.

[Dos grinds the side headlock, PCZ's body language seems very agitated and the fans..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The chants spur the Costa Rican to struggle with desperation to drive both men to their feet. He pushes Dos to the ropes and the referee calls for a clean break again. As before, the champion gives the clean break. Zarzamora slowly, nervously, steps back and it looks like he will give the clean break when.. HE FLASHES WITH A KICK! But Dos rolls out of the way and the International Light Heavyweight champion shakes his head as he circles to the other side of the ring while PCZ hangs his head in shame.]

[BOOS]

JI: This crowd is not happy with Zarzamora and his aggression here which would be fine if this was just a singles match. But when his job is depending on these fans chanting his name, this is not a winning strategy for him.

DH: But think this through, Jose. If crocodile boy endes up winning the International Light Heavyweight Championship tonight, the crowd chanting his name will not matter! The boss will have him back because he will have the belt! We are so focused on one thing when we are missing a rather obvious other thing!

JI: I can not argue against that, Diego. You could very well be right there. But in that case he is going to have to defeat a man who never surrenders, fights to the death and is as gifted as Senor Cloak Dos is.

DH: Fighting a fair fight is not going to cut it for sure, Jose. Zarzamora is going to have to get dirty.

[Dos approaches the challenger with more caution, looking for a lock up. They lock up and perhaps PCZ heard Diego because he goes for a leg kick! Cloak hops up, avoiding the leg kick and he quickly goes for Zarzamora's arm and does a go-behind hammerlock. The Costa Rican frantically tries to get out of the hold and then does a go-behind of his own, reversing the hammerlock! The champion reaches up, grabbing his opponent's masked head with his right hand and then drops down and tosses PCZ over, breaking the hammerlock. Before the Costa Rican can scramble up, Dos is on him, grabs his arm and goes for.. LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP!]

[GIANT POP]

[But before the referee can make the count, Zarzamora scrambles free and rolls away to a corner to create some distance.]

[POP]

JI: Zarzamora just escaped that La Magistral roll up that we both know from our day jobs, Diego, Dos has scored countless victories with.

DH: Si. For some reason Dos and El Hijo de Magnifico have some secret with their La Magistral roll ups that no one else has cracked yet.

[Zarzamora watches the champion with trepidation but Dos goes to an opposite corner, giving the challenger space in a gesture of good sportsmanship.]

[POP]

DH: Digusting.

[Both men walk out of their corner and circle one another before going for another lock up but Zarzamora fakes and this time connects with a kick to the left calf of the champion.]

[BOOS]

[PCZ rears back and PUNCHES the champ with a shot to the midsection, doubling the Mexican over. Zarzamora pushes Dos to the ropes and whips him across the ring and charges with a running dropkick.. But SCD does a tumble roll under and past the challenger and rolls to his feet and when the Costa Rican scrambles to his feet the champ slaps on the side headlock for a third time in this match.]

[POP]

[Zarzamora has no patience for it this time though and immediately begins firing hard punches the side and midsection of the champion. Dos releases the hold and steps away with a shake of his head at the closed punches of the challenger only to be hit with a standing dropkick by the challenger, sending Dos stumbling to a seated position in a corner.]

JI: That aggressive streak in Zarzamora is opening up an advantage for him now but not winning over the fans..

[BOOS]

DH: Forget the fans! Crocodile boy only needs to do whatever it takes to win this belt!

[Zarzamora pumps his fist, looks to the crowd and then charges at the corner and leaps with both feet.. GOING FOR A BRONCO BUSTER... But the champ rolls out of the corner just in time!]

[POP]

DH: Doh!

[The Costa Rican wipes out in the corner while Dos gets to his feet. The champion walks over and offers the challenger his hand. PCZ looks up at the hand with distrust but the champion reassures him it is a genuine offer. Zarzamora cautiously takes Dos' hand and the masked Mexican pulls the masked Costa Rican to his feet and nods his head and steps back, showing total good sportsmanship.]

[BIG POP]

JI: Wow. Even in the heat of battle this man still takes the high road at every turn.

DH: It is not something to celebrate, Jose! It is a weakness, not a strength!

[And Zarzamora stuns everyone by lunging forward and KNOCKING SCD OVER with a shoulder block!]

[BOOS]

DH: YES!

[PCZ shows off some amazing speed of his own and leaps onto the top rope and springs off, spinning in mid-air and goes for a LEGDROP... But Dos rolls out of the way and to his feet and shakes his head with a frustrated sigh.]

[POP]

DH: Doh!

[Zarzamora gets to his feet and raises a hand, offering an apology, and Dos nods then springs to his feet and bumps the Costa Rican into the ropes with a shoulder block and as Zarzamora bounces off the ropes not even a full step, the masked Mexican hits a lightning quick dropkick to the midsection catching PCZ totally by surprise and SENDING HIM FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Oh my! Apparently, the champion was feeling a bit disrespected by all these cheap shots from his gestures of sportsmanship.

DH: And you know what is coming up, Jose. Will he show mercy this time?

[Everyone in the VL Arena are on their feet, waiting with anticipation for what is to come. Dos waits in the ring as Zarzamora struggles to his feet and then the luchador sprints to the ropes and races across the ring and...]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: SUICIDE DIVE SHOULDERBLOCK! TOPE SUICIDA SHOULDERBLOCKAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Zarzamora was not only plowed through by the incredible speed and propulsion of SCD's suicide dive shoulderblock, but the force drove him into the guard railing for the 2nd time this match.]

DH: And still he does not use the head.

JI: Diego, you asked if he'd show mercy. I'm not sure it was merciful but yes, he did not use the missile headbutt version that he's most known for.

DH: But I do not think he is through, Jose.

[Dos is already back in the ring and is watching as the challenger uses the guard railing to pull himself up to his feet. Then the masked man sprints off the ropes again and he blitzes across the ring and flies through the ropes..]

[BREAK DANCING GRACE JONES MR. T MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE SHOULDERBLOCK! TOPE SUICIDAAAAA PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: INCREDIBLE! Jose, that one was even HARDER than the first one!

JI: The challenger is struggling to catch his breath now!

[Pocho Cocodrilo is gasping for air a bit as he rolls around clutching his back and shoulder after taking a second suicide dive shoulderblock that again sent him against the guard railing. As the crowd chants for the International Light Heavyweight champion, EGC is standing at his office window with a bemused smirk on his face as he watches PCZ struggle to catch his breath and SCD already back in the ring and on his feet, waiting.]

JI: Our boss is apparently at least amused by what is transpiring.

DH: Maybe he likes to watch dreams die, Jose. I can relate.

[The crowd is BUZZING because they know Dos is waiting to go once more.]

JI: It appears a third dive is coming, Diego. It has to be the champion teaching the challenger a lesson about respect for good sportsmanship.

DH: He sure has a HELL of a way of doing that, Jose.

[The Costa Rican gets to his feet but clutches at his chest, doubled over and in a blink Dos is off hitting the ropes and then blasting across the ring and...]

[NO WAY OH MY GOD BLOW ME AWAY MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE! FANTASTICOOOO! A THIRD Diving Suicide Shoulderblock and this one was hit SO hard it sent Zarzamora over the railing and into the front row!

DH: I hate his attitude, Jose, but even I can only but MARVEL at the incredible speed and athleticism of Senor Cloak Dos! Unbelievable!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos rolls into the ring and sits on one knee and raises a hand to acknowledge the crowd.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: And of course, this crowd is still steadily chanting for one guy in this match so far.

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: I told you more than once now, Jose. Forget about that. All crocodile boy has to do is whatever it takes to win that gold and you will see. He will get his spot here.

[The challenger is up and slumps against the guard railing from the fans' side as some fans nearby pat him on the back. Then he climbs over the railing to the floor outside and stumbles towards the ring apron. Dos reaches through the ropes and drags the challenger under the ropes and back into the ring.]

[POP]

[Dos grabs the arm and GOES FOR LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP... But Zarzamora rolls out of the attempt and scrambles to his feet. When the champ pops up on his feet the Costa Rican goes for a wild swing but Dos ducks and hooks PCZ's arms and goes for a BACKSLIDE ROLL UP!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Referee with the count.. ONE... TWO... Zarzamora kicks out!

[Zarzamora scrambles up as fast as possible only for Dos to grab him and roll him up in a SMALL PACKAGE!]

[BIG POP]

JI: The count.. ONE!... TWO! THR-HE KICKED OUT!

DH: I guess all these flash pins is another way to "blow up" his opponent and teach him a lesson in respecting sportsmanship. This guy.. Kills them with kindness.

[Apparently so as PCZ struggles to catch his breath, to get any respite, only for Dos to leap onto his shoulders as soon as he gets to his feet, roll down his back while hooking the challenger's arms with his legs and taking the Costa Rican down into another roll up attempt!]

[POP]

JI: Referee in position.. ONE!.... TWO!... THRE-NO!

[PCZ struggles free and quickly rolls away and under the ropes to the floor outside.]

[POP]

DH: Crocodile boy has to find a way to turn the tide, Jose, or Dos is going to just eat him up with flash pin attempts over and over.

JI: Agreed.

[The champ doesn't want the challenger to catch his breath though and rolls out of the ring after his opponent. Zarzamora becomes frantic at having his hero be all over him and in desperation he grabs the Mexican and trips him.. FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!]

[BOOOS]

DH: YESSS!! Did you see that, Jose?! YES!

JI: That is one way to gain advantage but not win the fans.

DH: Will you stop with the fan stuff, Jose?

[Zarzamora rolls into the ring and lays on his back catching his breath while Dos holds his masked face as he rolls around on the floor outside. Once rested enough the Costa Rican gets to one knee and watches as Dos gets to his knees outside. PCZ then hops to his feet and runs towards the corner, leaps onto the top turnbuckle and when the champion gets to his feet the Costa Rican leaps off..]

[WOAH POP]

JI: HIGH CROSSBODY PRESS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! PLANCHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[As fans do applaud Zarzamora's impressive high cross bodypress due to the height he got in the air, the challenger rolls back inside the ring to catch his breath. After some moments, he rolls back outside and grabs Dos by his masked head and drags him around the floor outside the ring and makes his way towards EGC's office, says a "lo siento" to SCD then speeds up and WHIPS DOS AGAINST THE OFFICE WALL!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: My goodness!

DH: Yes! Let the dark side flow through you, crocodile boy! Earn the right for me to call you by your name! DO IT!

[Carranza in his office smiles and nods his head at Zarzamora's aggression. Pocho Cocodrilo hauls Cloak to his feet and rolls him under the ropes and into the ring before hopping onto the ring apron, grabbing the top rope and leaping up onto the rope and then.. SPRINGBOARDING OFF WITH A SOMERSAULT LEGDROP!]

JI: Spectacular springboard somersault legdrop there, the challenger now going for the cover... ONE! ... TWO! DOS KICKS OUT!

[HUGE POP]

DH: He is going to have to do something more aggressive and dangerous, Jose.

[Zarzamora slaps the canvas in frustration then nods his head and pulls the champion up to his feet. He scoops up the masked Mexican and slams him down to the canvas and then scrambles up the turnbuckles in the corner near Carranza's office. PCZ leaps up high into the air then....]

[WOAH POP]

JI: WHAT A FROG SPLASH BY ZARZAMORA!

DH: What height and impact, Jose!

JI: The challenger with the cover, referee in position.. ONE.... TWO... DOS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

[BIG POP]

[Zarzamora shakes his head while the white masked referee holds up two fingers.]

DH: If he could just distract that referee and punch Senor Super Goof in the groin..

JI: Such sportsmanship you promote, Diego.

DH: I promote winning and RUDOS!

[PCZ drags Dos up to his feet and goes to whip him to the ropes but the champ reverses and leaps up with his legs, hooking the challenger's arms and taking him down in a CRUCIFIX ROLL UP!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: The champion with a crucifix roll up, the count.. ONE! ... TWO!... THR-ZARZAMORA KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!

DH: YOWZA!

[The Costa Rican scrambles to his feet as quickly as he can and immediately catches the masked Mexican with a dropkick before Dos can get to his feet. Zarzamora pops up and quickly drags Dos near that corner by EGC's office and then he grabs the top rope in the corner and hops up and...]

[WHAT WAS THAT WOAH POP]

JI: SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT! My GOD, Zarzamora just hit a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!

[HUGE POP]

DH: I have not seen ANYONE hit that move in years, Jose!

JI: Zarzamora is going for the cover, the referee leaps into position... ONE! .... TWO! ... TH-DOS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

[BIG POP]

[PCZ punches the canvas in frustration as the white masked official holds up two fingers. The champion struggles to get to his knees which alerts the challenger, who gets to his feet and hits his opponent with a forearm across the back. Zarzamora looks around and then eyes Carranza's office, nods his head and then he tells his opponent "Lo siento" once again and he lifts Dos up into the air from behind as if for an atomic drop and then rushes to that corner, the one in front of EGC's office, and PLANTS Dos onto the top turnbuckle in a seated position facing the office.]

[OUCH POP]

DH: That will leave a mark!

JI: Zarzamora is setting up for something but.. wait.. he's not climbing out of the ring!

[Indeed, the Costa Rican rolls out of the ring and heads over to Carranza's office. He looks up the wall and then opens the office door and uses it to CLIMB UP the office wall and.. ONTO THE ROOF OF CARRANZA'S OFFICE!!]

[WHAT THE HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI IS GOING ON POP]

JI: What is Zarzamora doing here?!

DH: I have no idea, Jose! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!

[Zarzamora gets his bearings on top of EGC's office, eyes SCD set up on the top turnbuckle, then the challenger walks back a bit. Carranza himself walks out of his office to see what exactly is going on and looks up to see the challenger charge off the roof... FLY THROUGH THE AIR... Somersaulting as he flies over Carranza's head.. AND LAND ON DOS' SHOULDERS AND KNOCKS THE CHAMP OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE CANVAS WITH A SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON OFF THE OFFICE ROOF!]

[GODZILLA ATOMIC FIRE MEGATRON MT. FUJI ERUPTION ROCK N ROLL NUCLEAR BOMB HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MOTHER OF ALL MARK OUT MANIA MARK OUT MANIA MIND EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT WAS THAT?!! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!!!

[The crowd is MARKING THE F-BOMB OUT OF THEIR MINDS and so is the referee, the commentators, Fernando Rodriguez the ring announcer and Carranza who's eyes are WIDE AS SAUCERS with an expression of total amazement!]

JI: I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

DH: UNBELEIVABLE! INCREDIBLE! FANTASTICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Zarzamora recovers and scrambles for the cover, the referee shakes out of his amazement at what just happened and hops down to do his job..]

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!

THRE-OH!

[NO WAY HOW ON EARTH DOES ONE SURVIVE THAT HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: SENOR CLOAK DOS GOT THE SHOULDER UP! SENOR CLOAK DOES SURVIVED WHATEVER ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH THAT WAS!!!

[MARKING OUT POP]

DH: This is UNBELIEVABLE, Jose!

[The challenger rolls to his back and holds his masked face in total disbelief that the champion survived that. Quickly, Zarzamora snaps out of it and gets to his feet and eyes the turnbuckles again. He scrambles over and climbs up and waits on his opponent. SCD struggles to his feet slowly and then PCZ leaps off... SOMERSAULT ONTO DOS' SHOULDERS... Well that was what he was going for at least, 'cos Senor Cloak Dos leaped up and catches the challenger with..]

[HOW ON EARTH SUCH INCREDIBLE REFLEXES HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE POP]

JI: CARRAMBA! AMAZING! Dos caught Zarzamora with a front faced backcracker in mid-air!

DH: How are the things we are seeing tonight real life, Jose? HOW?!!

[PCZ attempts to scramble to his feet but he stumbles and staggers around, reeling from the blow! Dos gets to his feet and as the challenger lunges for him he side steps and leaps up and hits an enziguiri kick to the Costa Rican's shoulder sending him stumbling onto his knees against the 2nd rope. And then Dos races with his lightning speed off the ropes and then across the ring and grabs the top and 2nd rope and...]

[JUMP TO THEIR FEET HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SIGNATURE SPOT POP]

JI: VAMANOS MUCHACHO!

[aka SCD hit the 619]

DH: EGADS!

[Zarzamora is sent flying onto his back in the ring while Dos steps out between the ropes onto the ring apron. The challenger scrambles as best he can to his feet but stumbles down to one knee, reeling from the blow, but then pushes up to his feet and then Dos leaps onto the top rope and springboards off with a dropkick to the left knee sending the challenger down to his knees! And that is when the champ scrambles up like lightning, grabs the arm and...]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: LA MAGISTRAL ROLL UP!

DH: NOOOOOO!

JI: The referee with the count... ONE! ... TWO! ... THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[EXPLODING OH MY GOD GIGANTIC EARTH SHATTERING POP]

JI: Here is the official word from Fernando..

FR: Here is your winner and STILL.. International Light Heavyweight Champion... SENOR CLOAK DOS!!!

[HUGE CELEBRATION POP]

[Dos sits on his knees nodding his head as his music plays over the PA and the referee hands him his title belt. Zarzamora covers his face with his hands, defeated. Carranza leans against the walls of his office and watches the crowd with interest.]

JI: We saw things I would have never DREAMED of seeing tonight in this main event! What an amazing battle we just witnessed and you have to feel for this young man from Costa Rica because his performance tonight was for the ages and.. it maybe was not enough.

DH: He should have gotten more aggressive, Jose. Crocodile boy only has himself to blame.

[Senor Cloak Dos gets to his feet and the referee raises his hand in the air to a GIANT POP but the champ shakes his head then leans against the ropes and looks down at the defeated challenger. The masked Mexican looks down at the canvas then nods his head and climbs up onto the 2nd turnbuckle and begins yelling to the fans.]

SCD: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

DH: What is he doing now?

JI: He.. I think he's..

[Slowly but surely the crowd catches to their hero's drift and begin chanting..]

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[Zarzamora sits up in disbelief and then sees the crowd, lead by Senor Cloak Dos, chanting louder and louder and louder til it is DEFEANING!]

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

JI: The crowd is chanting for Zarzamora, Diego!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

DH: But he lost!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[Carranza looks around at the crowd and listens to them.]

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[Emanuel laughs then motions with his hand towards PCZ in the ring. The Costa Rican gets to his feet and watches as Carranza gives him a THUMBS UP!]

[GIANT POP]

JI: He may have lost the match, Diego, but he has DONE IT!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

JI: We will be seeing Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora in Viva Lucha!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

DH: UGH. If he ever gives in to that dark side residing in him, then I will chant with them. But for now, just another goody goody. Blegh!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[Zarzamora is overcome with emotion and then Dos walks over to him and grabs his hand and raises it high in the air.]

[HUGE GIANT APPRECIATION POP]

JI: What a moment! Thank you for watching, amigos! I am about to enjoy a Cherry Cola that Diego has to buy me and have an intern brew up some Dog Doo Brew for him to drink...

DH: DAMNIT! I forgot all about that bet! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JI: See you next time here on Viva Lucha!

Crowd: P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z! P! C! Z!

[As SCD holds PCZ's arm in the air we follow Carranza as he walks back inside his office and closes his door.]

EGC: Seems like Zarzamora has a spot here after all.

[He makes a face as he sits at his desk.]

EGC: Not my cup of tea, personally. But.. As for what IS my cup of tea...

[Carranza reaches into his pockets and pulls out his cell phone. He dials up a number and then puts the phone up to his ear.]

EGC: .... Hello? ... Heh. Yes. Of course it is me! .. You're biggest fan! .. Yes. Say.. I have something for you to do. Are you up for it?

[Cryptically the scene fades to black.]

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