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crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

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I haven't opened zoom since 2022, but I was invited to a meeting that was meant to introduce us to the professors. I forgot what my profile picture was. I didn't bother to check before the meeting.

Imagine joining an academic zoom meeting and this is the first thing you see.

Hatsune Miku in a frying pan. I am Hatsune Miku in a frying pan.

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Fero in Autumn: God isn’t real.

Fero in Winter: I have, against my better judgement, taken a level in cleric.

Fero in Spring:

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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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A thing I am currently enjoying: at the VMAs this month, k-pop group Le Sserafim performed their single 1-800-hot-and-fun. However, they had to censor the title when they sang it and rather than the normal chorus line of "one eight hundred hot and fun" they instead went with "(pause) hundred hot and fun".

Why? Because apparently if you put a phone number into American media, Americans cannot be trusted not to call it.

This is wildly charming and absolutely hilarious to me. Apparently it's why phone numbers in US TV and film all start with a fake area code, too?? What a thing to be a stereotype of your people. Americans, explain yourselves. How does it feel to know that the rest of the world sees you as happy go lucky toddlers playing with the house phone while your parents' backs are turned? An absolutely Incredible reputation.

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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By popular demand: Avery Brooks (Extended Edition)

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people on twitter freaking the hell out because rebecca sugar drew a comic of pearl and greg having a messy situationship in the aftermath of rose dying wasn't on my 2024 bingo card if I'm being honest

even Less so because the thing they're apparently mad about is that the nonbinary alien rock was supposed to be a lesbian (as if there's anything wrong with a nonbinary alien rock being bisexual, Or that lesbian can't have a situationship with a man without still being a lesbian on the other side.)

anyways, may take on it is: you don't have to consider any of rebecca sugar's sketches "canon," because it's not actually in the source material. rebecca may have a strong influence on how the fandom sees the characters but it does Not actually change the show. so getting worked up about it in the first place is ridiculous.

That Said, it kinda works with whatever they had going on in the show if I'm being honest

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steven universe was so real for showing that one map of the earth with incredibly fucked up plate tectonics and refusing to elaborate or even linger on it for even 5 seconds

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