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me *checking tumblr*: so no boys? :(

*kills netflix in the most horrible violently torturous way possible*

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spommy crumbs from the recent phone it in (1/2)

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why is this actually how they would each respond to this question

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most valid crashout ever i fear LMAOO

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A master peace in 3 parts

"I'll ___ your ___" - phil lester

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She wants to be on drag race sooooo bad

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Yeah D<3P but I fell in love with Alice

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OK SO THIS IS CRAZY

THAT STARE IS SO FUCKING INTENSE

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dan when adam tried to do his hosting job 💀

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Dan does NOT approve of “kitchen dad”. I don’t think I even caught his live reaction the first time LOL

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Obsessed with Brennan needing a snack even in the 10 minute joke season

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i love nothing more than the whole hearted commitment that is always present on every dimension 20 wiki page

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David Tennant - Breaking the 4th Wall

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On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LINT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lint destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.

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close enough welcome back dnp slow dancing together <3

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without a dropout membership the only reasonable conclusion I can come to observing out of context posts from the past few days is that Sam finally realized that as opposed to just psychologically torturing players he can also target the audience