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Gonna log out of this for the foreseeable future but thanks for joining, those of y'all who did. I like most of you so if you ever wanna hmu I'm on Instagram as eggburp and twitter as lebondardo

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there is only one mood. the human mood

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*juicy j voice* Memes a make me cry

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It started pouring as I was abt to leave the bar & I turned around & the kindly old bartender lady was giving me the wolfiest smile I've gotten in years & so yes: I am going to stay for another beer

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How do I go buy cigarettes and salsa without puttin on shoes, seeing/being seen by anyone, or spending any money or time doing so?

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I love my one coworker bc there was a lull today n we were just standing around and she was like "what's up" and I was like "what's the point" and she was like "omg right I've given up all of my dreams" and I was like "you get It" and she was like "unfortunately" and then we cackled and carried on w our day and tbh I love her I love her I love her

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Under communism everyone has beautiful shoes and the ppl who make the beautiful shoes have beautiful homes and happy fulfilling lives

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Eggburp coffeetooth winespit

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Mutualists: “everything is a market” Insurrectionists: “everything is a commune”

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Imma get cheesy here for a minute I rly wanna split a bottle w someone and watch Jurassic park in our pjs !!!

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Hey um what's the uhh

Uh what's the um What's the Err What's the What's the point

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Drunk at 4am vs at work at 10am

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I just told my friend to "find me some trouble to keep me out of trouble" n I meant it n he will

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I have made jokes in the past abt wanting to be assassinated and honestly if all 50 assassins I've previously wished for came at me all at once rn I bet I could take them. I would suplex all of them. I would hallway-scene-from-"oldboy" each of their respective asses. I wld kamehameha every single one