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not-batgirl replied to your post: //health update doctor told me to take pepto bizmo...

Take care. There’s definitely healthy alternatives to pepto bizmo. And this. medicinenet.com/stomach…

thank you, i’ll do anything at this point

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//health update

doctor told me to take pepto bizmo

pepto bizmo came up

i’m so tired

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theamazondiana replied to your post “update on last night Before I start with the bullshit that was my...”

yikes!!! rest up as much as you can...itll get better soon, im sorry youre going through this

thank you very much

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outlawxhood replied to your post: outlawxhood replied to your post: ...

Much fluid. I got so dehydrated last time I gor sick i could welt my skin with my fingernails

//oh god yeah i’m trying to drink stuff, cause i do not need to go the hospital

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outlawxhood replied to your post: update on last night Before I start with the...

-pats- rest friend you seem to have a bad stomach flu

//yeah that’s what the paramedics said

just holy fuck

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update on last night

Before I start with the bullshit that was my night, I’m fine I feel like shit but i’m fine so

I’ve been having horrible stomach pains for a couple days, went for a walk to try and fix that. I got half way around the block and started puking. My mom says for ten minutes and i fucking believe her cause my throat is rar

get home, feel a little better, then my ribs start to ache so bad i’m crying

we call 811 (basically nurses that tell you if you should go the hospital) she calls the paramedics

they get here, they were very nice. Basically i puked so hard i pulled something.

Took forever to sleep

then this morning i try to eat, it all comes up

so i’m currently living on gatorade and crackers

fuck

my

life

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Oh, PIONEER! No law in the new frontier! Keep your eyes open and your pistol near.

@gothamgodfather / @jaydier / @eggplantdefender / @cassandracainorphan / @robbiemalone / @indefxtigxble / @batricide 

(duplicates are allowed and encouraged in this ‘verse, these are just the batkids that I’ve interacted with!!!! come join us for fun and racketeering)

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outlawxhood replied to your post: //so i mentioned i’m not feeling well went for a...

-puts a washclothe on your head- nuu

thank

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//he finds out she died and just blames himself. he should have been there

and timmy stole his girl

bitch

outlawxhood replied to your post: //so tim and jay aren’t that far apart in age are…

Why do you do this to me

<3

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//so i mentioned i’m not feeling well

went for a walk cause stomach issues

i puked on the side of the road and i’m still in fucking pain

yayyy

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//...imagine tho that jason dies and spoiler is just

fucked up

would she try to be robin or would she just not be able to do it and then tim comes in and she’s seriously fucked up

outlawxhood replied to your post: //so tim and jay aren’t that far apart in age are…

Why do you do this to me

<3

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Grab you pick who

“Hood. We’re working. And you aren’t paying me enough for that”

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symbioteburnout:

“I know, but, I don’t want you to think I’m some kinda perv. You’re more than just a really nice pair to me you know. I love you Steph.”

“Andi, I don’t think you’re some kind of perv, we’re young adults, and we find each other attractive, this is normal”, she kisses Andi’s temple, “I love you too ya dork”

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“WAFFLES”, She cheers happily, “Also you know I like it when you touch me, I haven’t complained yet have I?”

eggplantdefender:

“Andi you’ve seen my boobs, you’ve had your face in them. This isn’t a big deal… Also you know we can get dinner whenever”

“That was an accident though! I was trying to do the Spider-man kiss again and fell off the rope!”

“Not gonna lie though. Lewd as it may sound… I do like touching your boobs more…”

“So, um… I’ve got a gift card for ihop.”

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gothamgodfather replied to your post: //does the jokerz au need a discord can i manage...

WHAT is jokerz au i’m scared to ask

YOU SHOULD BE IT’S FUCKED UP

it started with me doing a siren swap with the batgirls, Cass/Ivy, Babs/Catwoman, Steph/Harley 

then @outlawxhood had a Jason who became the second Joker

and my Jas has one where she becomes Jester over at @deadrobinwalking

THEN, @redcladnerd and @cassandracainorphan

...basically it’s the batkids if they were clowns instead. They’re a terrifying gang out for Batman blood.

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symbioteburnout:

“Commencing epic butt squeezing…”

“Um, you sure you’re okay with me just fondling you like that, I mean, shouldn’t we get dinner first or something?”

“Andi you’ve seen my boobs, you’ve had your face in them. This isn’t a big deal... Also you know we can get dinner whenever”

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“yes. Okay. You have me there. God that’s an ass made by the gods”

eggplantdefender:

“Oh come on! whose second?”

   “Jason. C’mon, you’ve seen that ass of his!”