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url change to separate my blogs a little <3

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oof, these eggs are getting big, huh?

(he/they)

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oof, these eggs are getting big, huh?

(he/they)

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What would you like today. Preg? Fat? Vore?

you know what I'm totally in the mood for rn? slime stuff.

ideally some kind of slime unbirth or pregnancy where someone has become hugely pregnant and you think it's a bunch of kids, but then you touch their belly and it's soft and jiggly, even more so than fat. just a pure globby gut that has a mind of its own and wiggles to and fro, even if the person is sitting still.

and then they figure out that they're still growing. the slime is only in their womb because it needs a dark and damp place to multiply (the slime preg classic™), and as the size of their belly increases so does the movement.

and when a bunch of slimes exit their womb (which only took about five minutes and was all pleasure, no pain) they realize that the original slime is still inside them, and probably won't leave any time soon.

after all, it's found the perfect host <3

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high af and stuffed with a big dinner. Friday night <3

I think I'm gonna see what else we have.

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thinking also about a small/early days belly (think: easily hideable under a hoodie, maybe three-four months along) that nonetheless has a lot of movement. obviously whatever's in there isn't big enough to move around a lot, but what if there's a writhing, a buzzing. like you're filled with eggs that are starting to come alive or a magic creature buzzing with pure mana. imagine being constantly distracted/aroused/concerned because of the movement but the people around you don't even know you're pregnant. imagine whatever creature got you that way returning to fill you up even more.

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so i have this weird fantasy

where i want to be stuffed so full that my tummy juts out firmly in front of me, but then whoever fed me up takes me into the public and parades me around as if i’m pregnant, rubbing my tum, pointing out “other families”, just to see how many people will buy it, how many strangers comment “oh how cute! can I rub your belly?”, all the while i’m forced to waddle because i’m so stuffed, stiffling burps behind my hand while i play along, it’d certainly give me an excuse to rub my own belly

and to keep it up, my feeder keeps buying me food throughout the day, more and more, ice cream and hotdogs from vendors, bread n doughnuts from bakeries, creamy hot chocolate from cafes, and my belly just keeps growing and growing, getting rounder in front of me until i have to have my palms resting against it to walk at all, breathing laboured, meanwhile my shirt might ride up to reveal a portion of my swollen tummy

and what if i run into someone i know? will i then have to keep up this charade of being pregnant? this will mean I’ll have to stuff my belly even bigger next time i see them…

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like spams are appreciated but if you're gonna, make sure your age is listed in some way or I will block you <3

honestly amazing how many people I have to block still

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love when i get to make dinner for myself because i get to eat so much pasta i look pregnant <3

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thinking about a hardcore gamer getting massively pregnant and being too damn stubborn to ease up. so what if their belly makes it hard to reach their pc’s keyboard? or when leaning into the iconic gamer slouch gets uncomfortable bc their squirming bump is too big and heavy to sit normally between their legs?

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need to make my fake belly rounder I think. got the weight perfect, just gotta work on the shape. I've had it sticking out for a while but there's something soooo appealing right now about being just Round.

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getting knocked up by your partner whos quite literally twice the size of you >>

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I think we should be knocking up more trans guys and enbies to be honest. They deserve baby bumps too. Go out and fuck one pregnant today!

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i need to be fat. and pregnant

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been on my period which sucks because I've got such an urge to incubate my eggs!!!!! need them in me so bad

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keep thinking about how a huge twin belly would look on me. I'm 5"3. id look like i swallowed a beach ball...

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hmm. some kind of magic pregnancy that only progresses while you're asleep... so someone who usually gets 8h/night it would take 3x as long (so 27-30 months instead of 9-10, aka over 2 years), orrrr if you tend to get less sleep or are an insomniac... well, an average of 6 hours per night would make it 4x as long (36 months/3 years), and an average of 4 hours would make it 6 times as long — meaning a 10-month pregnancy would be stretched out to 5 years...........

(imagine being in the third trimester for two whole years. you start looking pregnant around 2 years in and still have 3 years to go. and TWO of those are spent with a belly so huge that you're constantly waddling and out of breath...)