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whats the mood for mid-april

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some old timey greek chick: i hate men, i wish i could just be with a woman instead

sappho, about to invent lesbianism: Oh, You Haven’t Heard?

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People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

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##Hamsters: 埋め込み画像への固定リンク http://ift.tt/2FmSOvj

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Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their  55% of coupon on coloring books

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damn people really go out on saturdays and have fun thats wild

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stripping to gregorian chants

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if God wanted homosexuality to be a sin whyd he make it so fun & sexy

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someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius:  this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

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the thot thiccens…

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what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art

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I am HEAVILY cursed and I blame 13 year old me

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a woman’s purpose in life is not to be beautiful. women have worth and value regardless of their physical appearance and the beauty industry thrives on making sure women know they are not valuable in society unless they are beautiful and fuckable. but know this - you have value regardless of your physical appearance and “beauty”

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today I was BLESSED