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yayyy communication’s mistakes in the magic medium :-)
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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
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Eurasian wolves (Canis lupus lupus) in Ouwehands Zoo, The Netherlands
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Promotional photo of a Sonic ‘Sonic Adventure 2’ plush doll, released by Sega Prize! in 2002. It would have to be won in a skill tester. Support us on Patreon
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i don’t give a fuck if i “sound like chatgpt,” you will pry—my em dash—from my cold—dead—hands—fuck you fuck you fuck you
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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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Are you gonna be gross about it? or do I have to do it all by myself
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