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I see a nicely dressed mannequin twink at the clothes store and I feel like one of those bugs sexually attracted to glass bottles
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OH the historical fashion enthusiasts are gonna be SO mad about this
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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well it is what it is. shrimps is cesium laced bugs, etc
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ohhh the miseryyy
i gotta pay the nickel fee!
put another nickel in the misery jar
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headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house
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May you have the confidence of a medieval bestiary artist drawing an animal he has never seen, never will see, and hasn鈥檛 got the slightest idea of what it looks like
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You know, if you're going to dye a fountain for some cause, you might want to think seriously about what visual effect your choice of color will have when added to water ...
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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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