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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

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Actors of color often get typecast. Two photographers asked them to depict their dream roles instead.

How Hollywood Sees Me … And How I Want to Be Seen

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Spaghetti is the opposite of spinach.

Yes, I will be taking questions.

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Ahhhhhhhhh it’s a great day to mean nothing to anyone

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the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

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they rlly wildin out rn

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I am not the same person I was 1 movie ago

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my 4 year old: *hands her sister a blueberry* here. A baked bean for you.

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i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

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me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

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in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month