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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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noncon friendship

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Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

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two fellows going places where they probably shouldnt go on a horse with too many legs

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worrying is like worshipping the problem

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Jef Bourgeau - Blue Birch Woods

Jef Bourgeau - Blue Birch Woods no. 1

Jef Bourgeau - Arcadia Marsh

Jef Bourgeau - The River Marsh

Jef Bourgeau - James River Trail

Jef Bourgeau - The Narrows

Jef Bourgeau - River Cliffs at Sunrise

Jef Bourgeau - The Blue Pool

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

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I am fucking dying

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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