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Listen, I don’t make the rules, I just make the improperly captioned gifs.

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Explain a Halloween musical plot badly

Phantom of the Opera: man stalks girl and kills her enemies, girl is understandably hesitant to go out with him

Into the Woods: and they all lived happily ever after…SIKE it goes to shit

Sweeney Todd: cronching them humans: human edition

Ghost Quartet: trust me there’s a reason all the characters sound the same

Little Shop of Horrors: cronching them humans: plant edition

Rocky Horror Show: alien drag queen slays, figuratively and literally

Dracula: cronching them humans: vampire edition

Jekyll and Hyde: yin and yang should be accepted and left alone ok

Carrie: DON’T MAKE FUN OF PERIODS

Young Frankenstein: (grand)daddy issues- oh hey, i created life

Evil Dead: rocky horror and friday the thirteenth in one

Hadestown: greek mythology but industrial

Jasper in Deadland: greek mythology but modern

Addams Family: goth girl dates a prep, goth family is disappointed

American Psycho: man kills everyone he knows, gets away with it cuz he’s rich

Wicked: so what if the wicked witch of the west was relatable and belted really high

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Who else agrees that Tim Curry is the king of Halloween?

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Une femme est une femme (1961) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

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Anna Karina in Alphaville (1965), dir. by Jean-Luc Godard.

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Le Petit Soldat (1963) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

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Millions of people are suffering: they want to be loved but they don’t know how to love.

Osho (via goodreadss)

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Jisoo didn’t train 5 years for you to say that she’s the useless member.

Jennie didn’t train for 6 years for you to say she’s mean and a bitch.

Rosè didn’t train for 4 years for you to say her voice sucks and her body is weird.

Lisa didn’t train for 5 years (moving away from her parents) for you to say she’s forcing her aegyo and that she’s annoying.

So shut the fuck up and do something in your life other that projecting your insecurities on others, thank you.

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baby you’re mine, mine, mine

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Why do you think Alex doesn't have an Instagram?

He doesn’t really seem to actually know how any of the social media stuff works

Interviewer: Why don’t you follow anybody on TwitterAlex: What’s that?(He was so confused until they understood that she meant the band’s twitter)

And when he wanted to know what the AM twitter tweets but didn’t know how to ask and just

Alex: What does the Arctic Monkeys Twitter say, like…?Interviewer: It follows no oneAlex: Does it say things, though? Does it…Interviewer: No, I just think it says “We’re a band” and “What’s up?”Alex: Right…

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but maybe one day

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Is there no way out of the mind?

Sylvia Plath (via goodreadss)

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Miért kell fizikát tanulni? Hisz ki a francot érdekel, hogy ha a kávéfőzőt bekapcsolom akkor 220V-on 3db párhuzamosan kapcsolt 2-3-4ohmos ellenállással mekkora munkája van? Senkit se érdekel. Csak az, hogy megfőzi-e a reggeli kávét vagy nem.

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Hogy mennyi csicska van.

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When your tastes in art are on point and your book collection is growing

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Mi van benne ami miatt ennyire kell?

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