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"U-... Uncle Jake..."

"What the fuck do you want now, boy?"

"W-... Will you take me to visit Daddy's grave now?"

"Can't you see I'm on the beers now, boy?"

"B-... But you said you'd t--"

"I say a lot of things, boy. Now get over here and get the fuck down on your knees. Unky Jake's balls are full again."

"I-... I hate you, Uncle Jake..."

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"Dig faster, bitchboy, we wanna use our new pool before fall."

"Did we mention you're not allowed in it?"

"I hate you guys."

"We hate you too."

"And we hate your bitch mom. We're glad she died."

"You're the worst stepbrothers in the world."

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"We never said you could have a break, bitchboy."

"B-... But I'm tired..."

"I bet you are. You're doin' the work of four guys. And hurry up because Dad will be home in an hour."

"A-... Are you guys really not gonna help me?"

"What the fuck does it look like?"

"You're the worst stepbrothers in the world."

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"We made quick work of that, lads."

"Great job, boys."

"Let's move on lads. There's a faggot bar down the street."

"Not for long, boys."

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The lads can't resist each other after some manly punching and grappling

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"U-... Uncle Roy..."

"What do you want, boy?"

"A-... After dinner... C-... Can we go visit Daddy's grave?"

"No, boy. I got some buddies comin' over fer beers later. You're gonna be taped up on yer bed for 'em again."

"No! Please, Unc--"

"I'll tape you up right now if I have to, boy. Now get back to cookin' my dinner."

"Y-... Yes, Sir..."

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"Thank you for taking me for a ride, Brad. I love you."

"I love you too, champ. You're not just my little brother. You're my best buddy too, dude. Now... You wanna turn drivin' this rig?"

"YEAH!"

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"BOY! Do you not know how to use a rake?"

"I think I got it, Grampy."

"I don't think you do, champ. Poor lad. I got lots of work to do on that boy."

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"Well if it ain't my favorite boy. Get over here, lad. I ain't got all fuckin' day."

"Fuck..."

"Yeah I know, I'm yer favorite too, boy."

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"Do you guys think Dad will ever stop picking out our outfits for us every day?"

"About as much as I think he'll stop sniffing our dirty clothes hamper, boys."

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"Thank you for bringing me here Jason. I love you."

"I love you too, little bro. And remember... This is our secret spot. Don't tell anyone else about it. Got that, sport?"

"Got it!"

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