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NFTs sound like something Ed, Edd n Eddy would sell to buy Jawbreakers.

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christmas smooches happy holidays uwuwuw

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Grandpa and his friends

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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

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This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.

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look at this old man and his gay little outfit

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“because you love him.”

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rick is kind of a crybaby, actually

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Oh my god of course…. the experimental line of mortys with a drama implant…. of course they’re just manufactured jesus christ

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watching rick and morty like. hope this doesn’t get me emotionally invested in the funny cartoon characters so that i feel sad when the funny cartoon bad things inevitably happen to them

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Capybara

Furry balloons

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It’s September again

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This I’m going to make a graphic of all the times that Rick has abandoned his timeline/Beth. I think we can now put a counter on it….

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just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

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Sad hours with Mantelope Yep, still not over Rick and Morty with All Tomorrows (once again many ‘Im sorry’s to @cmkosemen )

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Love that this means I'm blogging pro bono. Volunteer blogger. Proletariat blogger. A blogger of the people.