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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:

Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!

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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.

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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!

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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.

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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.

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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.

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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.

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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.

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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!

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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)

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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!

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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!

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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!

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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.

cliffhanger sting

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could someone help me with plant id i found this bad boy in my backyard amongst the brambles

thanks 👍

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kofi comm of fitz and charley !!!

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yeah i read screenplays

Yeah I read postmodern literature

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this is so real

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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

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being an eighth doctor adventures fan is so hard. how do i explain to people that i want them to read an unfinished postmodernist series of 73 pulp science fiction novels from the early 2000s that's made up of a bunch of writers arguing about how to best fundamentally deconstruct dr who as a concept

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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*loudly at a party* this place blows. im gonna go hang out with the tortiose and the hare from the mythical fable the tortiose and the hare. see you losers later

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help i’m so high i didn’t even realize when i coppied the thumbs up emoji it just copied the link. to the emoji website i copied it from

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did a hackman nature write this

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ok 👍

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I got my eye on you