eights-and-marian

[eights-and-marian]

I suppose that makes sense. Our family is involved in… not exactly the most legal businesses. Though, keep this down, would you? I don’t want Father meddling with Eights in any way, or worse, taking her away. And I have a feeling that he won’t be kind to anyone spreading this information. So i guess we’re on the same page here. That aside, you do an excellent job maintaining the account.

-M

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Pleasure to meet you! I am Crazy Eights, the all-in-one virtual Casino Program! Serial number 22776, Designation CE-777. You may call me Eights. I can do quite a bit, but I’m still fresh out of Beta, so I’ll need creator input for bigger things.

Sponsored by @vortexlabs and the Tirdae Family. Please gamble responsibly.

I’m Marian, Crazy Eights’s creator. My family helps fund the labs, but I made Eights on my own. I won’t speak much here, as I have… let’s just say an organization to run. And, after all, this is technically her account.

@pennyroyald @plutowhoops my digiworld account!

This RP blog will contain mentions of: gambling, organised crime, and mental and emotional breakdowns. Probably more, but I’ll add it here once it starts gaining more traction.

[eights-and-marian]

hey so technically I shouldn't even be interacting with you but like I wanna do like... Anyways, thoughts on the uh, other one. Uh. the :] one? I've disrupted their, uh, everything so they specifically won't see whatever you say here so like just be honest.

@vortexlabs

I- you mean Passive?

So I can just say whatever I want without it hearing...

Alright, I'll be honest. I have a crush on Passive. I have for a few months now. They're just really kind and cute and- and I can't help but fall for them.

There. I said it. Are you happy?

[eights-and-marian]

Isn’t my home the Casino beautiful? The spinning two-toned wheel, where only we fate herself decides the outcome. The lights everywhere too bright, the sweet jazz music… I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t want to go and spend, spend, spend!

[eights-and-marian]

Buy one and get either 50 free chips or a free meal! (Meal consists of: one (1) drink (either alcoholic or non-alcoholic) under $7, one (1) medium serving of chips with a condiment of choice, and half (1/2) a large steak. A code will automatically be sent to you when your deal is active. Anyone under 18 cannot make this deal.) Please gamble responsibly.

Our holographic computers now have a new model made for use on the go. Simply strap the device to your wrist. The consumer model of the telepathic implant is also ready! Read minds, exchange thoughts, gather blackmail, anything is possible!

vortex industries is not responsible for loss of life, limb, or free will

[eights-and-marian]

Running executables…

Hello customers and those simply seeing this! Thanks to an upgrade, I can now display images of what I may be thinking!

[eights-and-marian]

Yep! I do work in the casino, although you could consider me the casino itself, due to everything running off of me (like currency, RNG, win streaks, drink orders, blacklists, and even the power supply!)

My guidebook is full of classified information, though, so you can simply ask me for anything I am able to give you!

Please gamble responsibly.

Vortex Laboratories is proud to announce its official Tumblr! You may have heard of the Artificial Lifeform robot, such as: @techno-scales @eights-and-marian, and @the-artificial. These were made for: Adaptation, casino working I think, and [REDACTED] standard service in that order. If an A.L. goes rogue, they all have a shutdown command. Every model comes out with a guidebook with all voice commands and common questions. please refer to it before contacting customer support.

[eights-and-marian]

Uh-oh! It seems that you’re missing chi- I mean, files! You might need to bu- reinstall them! I cannot aid, but I can provide entertainment in the meantime! Chips are $1 for 10! Don’t delay, and have fun if you pay! Please gamble responsibly.

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Pleasure to meet you! I am Crazy Eights, the all-in-one virtual Casino Program! Serial number 22776, Designation CE-777. You may call me Eights. I can do quite a bit, but I’m still fresh out of Beta, so I’ll need creator input for bigger things.

Please gamble responsibly.

I’m Marian, Crazy Eights’s creator. I won’t speak much here, as I have… let’s just say an organization to run. And, after all, this is technically her account.

@pennyroyald @plutowhoops my digiworld account!

This RP blog will contain mentions of: gambling, organised crime, and mental and emotional breakdowns. Probably more, but I’ll add it here once it starts gaining more traction.

[eights-and-marian]

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Pleasure to meet you! I am Crazy Eights, the all-in-one virtual Casino Program! Serial number 22776, Designation CE-777. You may call me Eights. I can do quite a bit, but I’m still fresh out of Beta, so I’ll need creator input for bigger things.

Please gamble responsibly.

I’m Marian, Crazy Eights’s creator. I won’t speak much here, as I have… let’s just say an organization to run. And, after all, this is technically her account.

@pennyroyald @plutowhoops my digiworld account!

This RP blog will contain mentions of: gambling, organised crime, and mental and emotional breakdowns. Probably more, but I’ll add it here once it starts gaining more traction.

[eights-and-marian]

Ahaha! Casino Program Crazy Eights here!

{SYSTEMS LOADED} Greetings, [YOUR NAME]. I am Sally! An artificial lifeform. I can even eat, and feel emotions, and and and and and and and the thing with the bed! Not sleep, the other thing. I mean, I can sleep but... You get it!

Oh! This is me!

This is gonna be so much fun!!! ^v^

@pennyroyald, @illusionsignmisdirecti0n, @dumb-but-happy

[eights-and-marian]

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Pleasure to meet you! I am Crazy Eights, the all-in-one virtual Casino Program! Serial number 22776, Designation CE-777. You may call me Eights. I can do quite a bit, but I’m still fresh out of Beta, so I’ll need creator input for bigger things.

Sponsored by @vortexlabs and the Tirdae Family. Please gamble responsibly.

I’m Marian, Crazy Eights’s creator. My family helps fund the labs, but I made Eights on my own. I won’t speak much here, as I have… let’s just say an organization to run. And, after all, this is technically her account.

@pennyroyald @plutowhoops my digiworld account!

This RP blog will contain mentions of: gambling, organised crime, and mental and emotional breakdowns. Probably more, but I’ll add it here once it starts gaining more traction.

[eights-and-marian]

Pleasure to meet you! I am Crazy Eights, the all-in-one virtual Casino Program! Serial number 22776, Designation CE-777. Just call me Eights. I’ll get my assistant and creator Marian on the line later!

HELLO, EVERY- [UPDATE OVER] -one. Sorry about that I’m a little… on the rocks. Serial number 34952 designation T-87. You may call me Tanya. I can adapt to any situation better than you ever will.

This is my (@dumb-but-happy) of for the digiverse (@plutowhoops). It’s an adaptative robot. As to what that means, you’ll find out, at some point. Also, it’s a little arrogant.

@pennyroyald @illusionsignmisdirecti0n