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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

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this is so funny to me I’m sorry… Live Jim Reaction the weird cryptid who gives u inadmissible evidence sometimes just became overcome with anguish in front of you and its awkward

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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there is no positive connotation to the word 'narcissist' in any context. if i'm talking about what psychs identify in me as 'narcissistic traits' I use the word because the behavior i'm describing is objectively harmful to myself and others. it's very odd to see people attempt to spin it into something positive as a form of anti-ableism.

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Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..

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whys king kong………..so fucking large

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going