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Sorry for not posting in ages. I was busy doing dyke stuff (running a business) and sending prof sycamore death threats via letter attached to a pidove. You know how it is. But its 420 and vape cloud says hi :]

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Am I gay quiz

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F slur is a wonderful name for a baby pokemon

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Client just came to check out the ranch and despite having the cheapest prices w nicest accomodations south of lumiose this lady looked at me and said i "wasnt right" to look after her illumise. Me and dante have been laughing abt it for the past hour. Was it my homoesexual swagger. Or the pink hair (dyed to match slushee duh).

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When we hit 100 followers ill let freak do a QnA. For reference we are at 65

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Freak is like a hot water bottle and sasha is like a small warm boulder . Is this anything

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Slushee accidentally kicked over freaks food bowl today and freak proceeded to spend 20 mins licking the floor where his food had spilled. Hes not very smart, basically.

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Here’s an example to highlight the difference between a service pokemon vs an emotional support pokemon!

Let’s say I have anxiety and depression.

An emotional support pokemon would help me by being there to snuggle when I need comfort, because petting them grounds me. I’m motivated to keep to a daily schedule because my pokemon needs to be fed and walked and groomed. This helps me get out of bed every morning and take care of myself, too. I look forward to coming home to my friend after work and school.

A service pokemon, on the other hand, comes with me to work, school, and on errands. It is trained to look out for signs that I am experiencing symptoms, and will lean on my legs and sit on my lap when I need to be grounded. When I have a hard time getting out of bed, it will nudge me awake, pull off my blankets, and bring me my medication so that I can start my day. It is familiar with my schedule and will prompt me when I have a hard time transitioning from task to task.

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I HAVE EVERY PRODUCED EISCUE PLUSH OUT THERE I AM SO FUCKING POWERFUL

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You FOSTERED some of these things?????? Congrats on not dying ig !!

Making another post bcuz i started thinking abt cryogonal again ok these fucking things are such a pain. Oh the humidity is slightly too low? Im going to lose 30% of my mass in ice about it. Oh youre feeding me a food i slightly dislike? Well im going to act like im being starved despite food being RIGHT THERE. Oh its slightly too wet? What if i put on 20lbs of weight in solid ice and dropped like a stone. My trainer has a hairstyle i personally dont like? Well im going to try and float away into the woods EVERY TIME IM LET OUT.

Theyre just very fucking hard to tame and get used to trainer/pet life after catching. If you arent expecting it itll be a nightmare. Its STILL a nightmare if you ARE. You just have to hope to god that you caught one with a good temperment.

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not a heritage post but. tag this with an unpopular pokemon that's one of your faves

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Hey there! I heard you want ice-type care questions, so what's your favorite ice type pokemon and some care tips for them? - @pokefostering-101

* stands here in eiscue themed blog* id be worried if people DIDNT know what my favorite ice type was

JOKES ASIDE. Eiscue are ABSURDLY easy to keep. Theres 3 subspecies (brackish, freshwater, and saltwater) but the care for all 3 once in captivity is basically the same. Eiscue dont like to be seen eating at first, as they need to shed their armor to do so. But as you grow closer, your eiscue will consider you part of its flock, and itll be just fine to eat with you! Theyre a very community based pokemon, so its best to eat at the same time as your pal :)

Like every pokemon with feathers, they molt in spring. Id suggest getting a high powered hair dryer or a leaf blower to blow all the molted feathers and quill-shards away. Eiscue even do a little shimmy when you help them molt that way and its SOOO cute

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I advertise myself as a unovan ice type expert and i get ppl asking me "oh can you help me train my cryogonal?" No. I cant. You chose to get a cryogonal. Pick a legendary. And pray.

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Making another post bcuz i started thinking abt cryogonal again ok these fucking things are such a pain. Oh the humidity is slightly too low? Im going to lose 30% of my mass in ice about it. Oh youre feeding me a food i slightly dislike? Well im going to act like im being starved despite food being RIGHT THERE. Oh its slightly too wet? What if i put on 20lbs of weight in solid ice and dropped like a stone. My trainer has a hairstyle i personally dont like? Well im going to try and float away into the woods EVERY TIME IM LET OUT.

Theyre just very fucking hard to tame and get used to trainer/pet life after catching. If you arent expecting it itll be a nightmare. Its STILL a nightmare if you ARE. You just have to hope to god that you caught one with a good temperment.

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In a different way i sometimes see people getting ice types that SHOULD NOT have them. That child should not have a vanillite . That trainer should not have an arctozolt. Who is catching cryogonal without doing tons of research those things are fucking horrible to take care of w no prep .

Its always so weird being reminded that electric types are super popular. Bcuz like yeah ive got a couple but theyre both neurotic little thangs. Like ooohh right... some electric types are NORMAL...

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Its always so weird being reminded that electric types are super popular. Bcuz like yeah ive got a couple but theyre both neurotic little thangs. Like ooohh right... some electric types are NORMAL...