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Me when that ao3 loading bar takes a little longer than usual

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when the amazing devil said "I'm the papercut that kills you and the priest that you ignored, i'm the touch you crave and the plans that you made, but fuck all your plans, i'm bored" and when they said "you are the son of every dressing up box, and i am time itself" and when they said "i'm the cupid of things that you just didn't get, that you struggled to say, i'm the saint of the paint that was left in the pot, i'm your angel ellipsis, your devil of dots" and when they said "i'm the heartbreak that aches far too much to be shunned, all those letters unsent, and that garden ungrown, i'm the captain of courage that you've eternally lacked, i'm the Jesus of wishing to Christ you'll come back" and when they said "i'm the face that stares back when the screen goes to black, when your mum says you look healthy but you know she means you got fat, i'm the tales that the guests will applaud and believe, i'm the child that you just didnt have time to concieve"

and literally every single time they've identified themselves as abstract concepts or the most tragic parts of everyday life. i really felt that.

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Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~

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Meowrpheus Extras

The thoughts won't leave me alone so here are some more of cat!Dream and Hob.

These first 2 pages happen before the og Meowrpheus comic

That space next to Hob looks very tempting but a dream king can't just.... cuddle up next to their friend... righ? ...Unless...

And then Hob wakes up and the have the discussion and Hob get's to pet cat!Dream

(Purring?? How embarrassing!)

that... that's it...

These are more rough than the original comic I just couldn't bother with effort.. I'm tired.

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every hundred years.

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had to do it

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Hands up if you were the child that read thousands of books and as an adult you hit burn out and now only read stories about the same 2 idiots falling in love over and over as you don't have the brain power to get emotionally attached to new characters.

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Reads a fanfic: that was good, I'll leave a kudos

AO3: You have already left kudos here

Me:

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Me, every time I reread a fic that I love:

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Going through bookmarks on AO3 and seeing a fic deleted is a special type of sadness…

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ao3 crashed and the people are suffering

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i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be