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(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

[ejbcya]

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[ejbcya]

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

[ejbcya]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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sent my dumb fuck heir to fight a hopelessly outnumbered battle so he dies and his brother can inherit but then he started doing some musou shit & won so like what the fuck do i even do at this point

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okokok reblog and tag ONE. ONE. character design trait you wish you saw more. deliberate and choose, and don't be noble about it. mine is simply characters that wear their hair in two braids without having to be infantilized or "little girl"s about it

[ejbcya]

Are you like. Okay

the character

[ejbcya]

Blorbo projecting stage 1: your traumas

Blorbo projecting stage 100+: they can’t close ziplock bags for the life of them

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you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[ejbcya]

only thing that’s gonna heal me now is complete memory loss

[ejbcya]

no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

[ejbcya]

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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[ejbcya]

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

[ejbcya]

waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something

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mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours