ejthenobody
ejthenobody
EJ. The Nobody.
342 posts
Oh, uh- Hi! I'm uh...Currently fixing up this whole blog. I'm technically what you could call a Twitter "refugee" as I left here and went to Twitter and have officially come back here. I wanna be a freelance artist, sooo uh...Yeah. Here's my Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/ejthenobodyAnd I also have an art-only blog where it's just my drawings and doodles: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/nobodysart
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ejthenobody · 18 hours ago
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Holy mother of god... Immaculate.
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*It appears to be an angel.
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ejthenobody · 18 hours ago
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Random rough sketch of an equally random but reoccurring background character: Ms. Susa, a fun and mildly chatty ELA teacher at Paradise City's high school.
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ejthenobody · 18 hours ago
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comic I posted in 2021 that has only become more relevant since chapter 4
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ejthenobody · 14 days ago
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beautiful.
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my jokes are very lowbar
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ejthenobody · 14 days ago
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Could we see some boobies? Preferably blue ones if you have them available
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A nice pair of them
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ejthenobody · 15 days ago
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A somewhat random sketch: Enna in a kimono, as requested by the person playing her in my campaign.
Speaking of, the reason why I haven't shared a lot of art recently is because I've been hard-focused on drawing card art for the second "Roleplay Theater" scenario for my campaign, and I don't wanna run the risk of somehow spoiling art and possible plans to my friends via a Tumblr post (though I doubt most of them would see it).
Sooooo yeah. Maybe once I've finished all of the art I'll get on sharing some of it here...
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ejthenobody · 18 days ago
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Daaaaaaaaaw. Cute.
Today I was playing a pokemon movie for my twins and Darkrai appeared and I said, “Look Luke! It’s Darkrai.” And he said “Darai!” The double take I did. This boy turned a year old yesterday and I’ve been trying for months to get him to say mama and he sees Darkrai once and betrays me.
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ejthenobody · 28 days ago
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Noice.
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Wicked Twisters or something. I make one of these like every 6 months or so.
Rindo and Nagi's battle sprites are in need of some updates for consistency, oops.
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Fret's still works fine for the most part, at least.
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ejthenobody · 1 month ago
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Deltarune Comics Masterpost
It's a bit early, but I'd like this post to be easy to access as I start queuing Deltarune comics and I'm sure the series will eventually get enough content posted to earn a post in the future.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND PLAYING THE GAME FIRST YOURSELF BEFORE READING THESE!!!
If you’d like to read all the comics in the order they were posted click here! (link to be added once comics start posting) If you’d like to find a certain comic, the links below the readmore may help!
CHAPTER 1
Flash of inspiration
Name's the same
In a jam
Cop out
Gotta think fast
Here kitty kitty
Musical cue
Take a note
Don't be blue
W-EEK willed
Boat goat
Expo-miss-ion
Money hungry
Warped perception
R-AAAAAHHHH-bit
Thanks for reading!
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ejthenobody · 1 month ago
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hold her gently...
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ejthenobody · 1 month ago
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ejthenobody · 1 month ago
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ejthenobody · 1 month ago
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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!
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ejthenobody · 2 months ago
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Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.
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ejthenobody · 2 months ago
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as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment
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ejthenobody · 2 months ago
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HERO_SWORD.EXE HERO_AXE.EXE HERO_SCARF.EXE
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ejthenobody · 2 months ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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